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bro went to sleep
20-25min? Add in the stops I was picked up at 6:15am got to school. At around 6:35-6:45am 🤷
ikr
I thought the commute would be atleast 1hr since u had to get up so early
what kinda ritual was ur school performing so early in the morning
And cross a river
I got up early to guve my self time to actually wake up.
Smart
huh, mp2 ded as well ?
eh
Use cause it’s good in MP1 🚫
Use at stock in mp2cause funny 
68
Reason: Bad word usage
WHAT
Step to div 5 in 3 hours and 22 minutes 
fine then if it doesnt want me to use controller 💔
Or I'd have been Expelled for socking the first person that annoyed me in the face ngl.
how is that a bad word
Lmao 66+1 is a bad number now
Bypass. MODS
i get up by 5:30am every school day

Cursed number
,,,
Reason: Bad word usage
bro
Hey buddy guess wut
breh
Wharr
idek what to say
It was a warning to others
yeah @deep compass watch your language
Warn or Ban speedrun?
I beat a Vanda in the stock Icona ❤️
I am helping dudes out
rubbing it in the wound aren't you
warn
MODS
Hi guys
6 7

There's nothing do with Vanda at stock 🥀

hi guys
Just say sixty-seven, only the number form is temporarily blacklisted
The Vanda was 3* and 3k rank my giy
Can yall get a lightweight max airspeed tune on Acura, cuz i cant
Nah
It just crosses to neutral weight
🥀 🥀 🥀 let it be banned perma
you rn
My Icona is stock rank
Honestly super annoying
No max Vanda in big 2026 
Be was 3k rank and got bullied on San Diego

Banning a whole number just because some people laugh at it sounds quite soft 
I troll with that too 
(Shhhh. They don’t gotta know)
Yo
yea we didn't play this game since launch buh 😭
Welp peace ✌️ I'm heading to bed.
ye li li. ye li la
you just reminded me that my stream today will be that number
dont sleep
I see some people are shifting to Racing master from Asphalt legends
Yall answer this
man up!!
will they ban everyone if we all break the rules?
No Quan!
Gotta ban the stream now
Fair
Most watched stream soon™
I use my 2 star one 1 to troll with my skill issue's 
LXVII
Quan best AL streamer fr fr
umazing!
Wei
6767767676776
Surpassing Mr Beast
So Racing Master is a tough competitor now for the Asphalt legends franchise
Intersting
bypasser ban!
The game should give us an option to see cars at their max stats. They should implement that.
I didn't play TD since I start 
Anything is lmao
Mr Beast fell off… just saying
i didnt bypass
It has cars
Asphalt legends prime was 2019
same. touchdrive feels harder than manual for me cuz idk. A8
YES
No
Pandemic era aaah
how 
The Devs of Asphalt legends has to rise now
Guys should I get evo Chiron or get bos cars at 4 star
Who said that 
Won't have enough for bos anyway
Atleast people weren't spamming sweat cars
racist master is more of an azur lane competitor
asphalt legends united states
When the Evo didn't exist
"how did ur day go"
wait why did i reply this innocent man
Not really since its there in like 20 countries
RM better anyways
Missing in big markets
True
Doesn't bore me unlike al
19gb
my phone can't keep up
They cannot compete asphalt if they arent even in most countries
I would play Actual Azure Lane over AL
''what device do you play on''
The graphics is good I suddenly uninstall
Let's be honest, anything can compete with asphalt legendes, it's not at its prime now
@empty shard @unique pewter
Pretty obvious right?
evo chiron ofc
more useful

Okayyyy
what are 4* BoS cars gonna do
My game is not opening since yesterday after my legend pass purchase what to do
It'll also help me get devel
can you even unlock them at 4* 🥀
When is Bos coming?
dont you need 6* to unlock
thats 2 words
look pretty in garage 💅
You’re 2 words
What if it's bp cars
can you even unlock it without being at 6 stars
some
all BoS cars be keys when
4* bos cars and all needs key to unlock 
now
me need BoS incident 2024 again
⭐ ⭐ 🆙
Evo Chiron will cost me around 33k tokens🥲🥲

Aura farm in my garage
devel with osaka 🥀 may this track never find me on my devel
i still have to play this 
wait i can get it too then
The A9 needs more balance. The credits draught is actually insane in this game. I have several dozens of AAA cars that need an obscene amount of credits to upgrade that even if I play the game for a whole year, I couldn't get enough for to upgrade a few. That needs to be addressed ASAP.
bro 😭
kita run jumpscare
Now, it's time to wait another Ares Panther
Ya
“man im finally done with this horrible office job, time to leave the building and go home” the flying devel:
We need a list of the worst track for every map
Depends on the car
Wasn’t paying attention to cars
Chicago - everything
Most of the people:
- Chicago
End of the list
We all know for San Fran it's that one where you start driving up that stupid hill
Except ironclad descent
downtown rise 
Downtown rise
Doodoo ahh track
Jinx 
Spawn in 1st place so you can hit that parked car or lose
Yeah it kinda sucks in anything remotely in S class
Unless I have 70 nitro
And 90 accel
Remove all parked cars at the start of MP tracks
industrial revolution got infinitely better thanks to that traffic car being removed
ok tell me someone, should i buy eips for noble or aspark owl?
ok
where
Finally Soapy bar not the winner
Better yet
Real
yah
the one in tunnel jam ye

Hi fusion 👋
Hi
How are you doing?
this happens to me at least 15 times a day because my F5 is the best car i have for mp1
is that the barrier that i think it is
Car models
we'll get F5 revolution as a main DS car
basically F5 but 50 less speed and no float
trust
It's been like 2 years since Alu
Yeah
STOp
Yeah
We haven't seen a huge garage and UI update
The ramp under a bridge
i want mclaren w1 more than venom f5 rev
god damnit i always forget about this rock
I have given so many ideas
Honestly just bring back a dedicated club button and remove the token bank button
But they don't seem to listen and implement
Only change UI needs
fufu 
Mad

Mutually assured destruction
Yeah...
Fun race
Customisation makes me more happy than to play races
i didnt even see it 💀 💀
then there's this guy doing a Floaty with the Nevera TA in a drift with 3 bottles
at least he tried
He wanted to be a part of this video
Practicing

Did he at least place ahead of you
no
Skull
soul skull?
should be evident on that last second
please no.
Minecraft Soul lantern
something wicked this way comes
(Bad to the bone)
is he forever gone after finishing a race?
the amount of nonsense i gotta deal with since i only have the F5 is why i be 360ing people
Yes
I love when Absolut drivers still can’t drive Absolut
never saw him again after that race so yea
So I end up facepalming into their rear
YEA
hard to say, whenever trying floaty the car goes steering too under.
It’s possible to make any turn on a float
hey that's me
desync is everywhere.
So it's not easy to say whenever that's intentional or not.
controlling jkab float is like controlling cars in nfs mw, post impact
I have 4* cc850 but can't finish ferrari stage😔
imma be honest
@twilit sable son
i remember desync on global was bad back when i was a switch player
but switch desync was worse
then ALU pops up
and global desync ends up as bad as switch
i thought i was gonna escape that hell
a chain is as bad as its weakest link
wait. how bad pre-ALU desync?
or so ive heard
i remember switch insane drifting
@junior raven should I spend tokens to max amg one? Around 30 bps
i think
Hi
Yeah

sleep well
The technique was known as feathering
lowkey I feel like it also has something to do with the game performance
You’d press A (since manual accel) to keep speed during drift
Kinda reminds me of Mario kart 8’s brake drifting
terrible, car zig zag, teleporting, shoving, i had multiple times where someone makes me ram into a wall but it turns out they were behind me so i got beat up by a ghost
h
switch is a pretty old console now and it kinda struggled to run a9 wasn't it
mario reference on a nintendo switch hmm sounds ironic
It’s 8
2016, something like that
8 year old
when alu hit it was hell for mid end devices
I feel your pain. Same here. I needed to spend around 50 euros in order to advance. No thank you, Gameloft.
it was especially bad when you raced against the chinese players (i got called racist for this one) because their connection to the servers was the worst
Oh god
Worse combination
Switch desnyc + connection from SEA
I will only get a 1* ferrari and will spend some remaining coins on porsche maybe, but I am still on aston last stage
recipe for disaster
they were the bane of my existence
vietnamese internet at 7pm
deadge
In the pack
I have gold cc850 so 
Yes
do we all have terrible internet in SEA at 7pm
🥀
istg its also 7pm for me

nah its not THAT bad per se (except for fpt, i havent used fpt in rush hour tho)
I managed to get mine 12 cilindri at 3*, very close to 4. That's very painful.
My experience with switch was half and half
i never blamed the SEA players for it, it's not their fault their connection to the server was bad
Only played 1v1 when that was a thing
i paid for 500 mbps and during 7pm i sometimes get 250-260
💀
True
Are you in vn too
similar here
Damn cutting it half is pretty bad
i can't find any desync clips because they're all in the mythical Switch-General channel
500 mbps and during "rush" hour sometime drop to 200
Your other cars were maxed?
i still have same time zone as quan coincidentally
wait quan, how bad is your side of the internet
perchance
like outside from the ereigious streams
1000Mbps, issue isn't the speed itself but it's the inconsistency of it
sometimes it works sometimes it dies
yeah thats usually what happens
Me with 50mbps speed
i had that back in 2021 on my old "luxury" apartment
funniest thing the devs can do is make an obnoxious "NYOOM" sound when a car passes you and it's tied to the car model so when they ghost like that it just replays over and over
yes 50 mbps in a luxury apartment
No, but they were all almost at the required stars. The 12 cilindri is the Aquiles heel.
Ereigious

Rippoff 
New word
my sincere apolocheeze original gangster
it was actually that luxury tho it was the highest in my town peaking at 40 or 50 floors i forgot
brit
Damn thats good
Yes
how much?
the rodent brit the cheese
Br
mesh?
i went to the roof top once and yeah lets just say i never go there again
please for god sake im scared
Fear of heights? Sameee
use a kite and superglue your phone so high point = more network
Its just my intrusive thoughts are the problem
real
Me with 4 mbps speed 
"just jump bro it will be fine" bro im gonna die if i jump
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m5b5su3mlAQ
all of us our last game was asphalt legends so yes
thats all fake propoganda trust
"We're over 100feet high" first thought be like jump
just jump once and u will know
also it has a pretty interesting design rather than being blocky
son
21st floor of my sister's apartment (in saigon btw)
whats up there you ask? a children's playground.
👋
Rip, but i get 3mbps speed at 7pm-10pm
Detention for the juvenile ahh
👋
🫵 ❓
frogs
i was on the 16th floor of this yeah this was my old apartment
Forg

:3
👍

eem whale
ggs @clarkson
eem whale
@lapis hatch goober
ggs 
@iron ore
I’ll use triangulation to find you (joke)

Fih 🐟
ive lived here for 6 months only
oh crap
bro is NOT on the pole
bro got the ip address already 
👽 +🐳 = eem
🐈
em
m
vanda
I love rain
i fixed it for you

I love rain
i hate it when the thunder strikes my power box with 100% accuracy

yeah its annoying
I dont love the rain
and my power kaput

@grok find location
Thankfully never had this issue
HOW??'
Guys which has better top speed sian or sf90 with the best evo build
Weather is depressing enough to only be rainy
oh
Thunderstorms rarely strike
Same here. But we only have a power outage for a few minutes when it rains
Lucky
damn i get 10 million thunder strikes during a storm
I’ve heard thunder before but never took my power out
......you what.

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shouldn't that be insta-rip?
Yes
just finished my physics exam lads
its a comparison i didnt get that much
but tbf like 5-7 strikes in a minute
An exaggeration
the spark pain?
How was it?
how does that work hey
The implication they get a lot
Log in with your gameloft ID
i only have steam tho
Oh thankfully temprature is low today
7/10, knew some stuff but it was in German and I didn’t use a translator this time, hoping for a 3 or something
If you don’t have one make one on steam before signing in on mobile
It’s a separate ID
We never get power outage during storms, it'll just rain for like 40hrs which sucks
I sweat in 21 degrees wtf
Oh
the most thunderstrikes i got was during a 100mph+ wind storm there were like 10 strikes in 1 minute
and I used to live in 43 degrees
like how?
all my progress is on steam specifically, do u mean like link the accounts?

We get average 47-50°C in my area During May and June
oof
i get that all year 
except winter ofc
which lasts like 2 months
Will this kind of weather lasts till October
Same here, 2 months of winter
@pure veldt stop cursing my controller


You get snow? 
Not in my area
But my region is near snowy areas
Cool
u live in viet?
I've never had snow my entire life
No
Same, I have seen some snow and played with it during a trip
Let's not talk about my Nationality
no i mean the snowy and hot type temperatures
Same as me
so i pin point it to viet
Oh ok
Hola
show elo monsta 
monstaaa
Alr I can tell where I live
its fine if u dont wanna tell
dawg 
i get the privacy my friend does that too
just finished my health exam 💀
Uh oh 
was it a piece of cake
Health? How'd it go?
high liver enzymes 💀
Just look at his name, he definitely failed
oh boy
What are the star requirements for each car in drive syndicate i am just starting to grind it
Yeah pretty much
Ill take that as it went good
okay ty
2/3(?)/3/4/4/3
In that order
On DBS 770 stage do i need it 3* or 4?
except that, everything else is in perfectly fine
3
Idk im not good at science 
Fantoom
But its stage one takes 2*
I even got highest bone desity in the whole company 💀
Gonna 2 star my owl tomorrow so that’s nice
How are you today sir fantoomic
I mean he's a fantom and last I checked they don't even have any health to begin with XD
downed 2 god damn
also uh my 911 gt3rs will be Gold soon, thus my spam trio shall be ready
Lmaoo
How can it be gold if its invisible 
Rip fanta
Oh ye
good point
REE-

Gauntlet is gonna start today,I hope i get a easy lobby 
MFW 💔
should i spend on cardpacks or buy bps directly from DS store to Unlock this car
Gonna get top 3 next week I bet, and neon shall be mine cause I can get key
only need 5 bps
Buy directly
Nice
I think it was 50k right
yeah no buy it son
buy the bps
from da store
they scamming you
i dont think so staring up 12 cilindri is worth my DS coins
i will star up other cars instead
just gonna unlock 12 cilindri
real
oh no
Prepare for trouble
why
@unique pewter someone didnt make it out of this corner.. 🪦
Has anyone ever got x3 or x5 bps from gauntlet shop?
dont think u can'
Is that even possible
oops
There’s a random chance I think
I always get x2
Oh shoot I said gauntlet
I meant spotlight


Go to sleep
No 
Monza SP1 is also a B95 
Only 9 epics here

If I sweat MP I could gold no problem tbh
only 14 epics before vanda max golden
Mp paying out a lot fr
I mean I have the credits to
Could gold anything rn
But Im gonna try to at least save to 50m

where to put 919 epic?
What are the incs
incs?
I don't remember 
You can preview them
but why bother with how much they give?
Well, if it’s upgraded
Actually good point
If you’re asking you get like
14 epics
I think the event gives close to gold
919 accele is stupid strong anyway
ts + nitro is only 8, still 5 more 
4414 or 4144 or something in between?
Not the rank
I will pick nitro ts accel because im a noob
Yeah 4144
You said something like "let's make germany great again"
I think this car kinda needs handling more than accel
O
I think briefly I saw the increase was like +1.19 or so
Per epic
I’d have to ask a friend that has epics on it
fun fact, I can't even preview stat increase because I haven't fully upgraded it 
Epics on handling?
Kokomi is critting
Good morning fufuu
Hi
GG @heavy cedar
You’re gonna wanna steer more in this thing than drift
gg 
And honestly raw handling doesn’t change that much on this I think
When we have a new B.O.S...?
Hmm
So accel it is
Alr thanks

GG
In summer...?
Probably
👍
Cant really say for certain owing to the fact it’s not officially announced yet
Probably in a couple seasons
Enlost 🐳
Credit debt is crazy
Fufu
weirdly enough fusion didn't friend fantom


I don’t know if fantom is chill with me like that
just 5 more pinned missions raahhhhhh
Btw new ds in like 15 days
You wot
Me after having 49/50 bp Vanda and then clicking the showroom for Vanda be 👍
This ds was awfully long
Stupid fat Chiron
so much migraines from these money runs it’s narrowing my vision
I am not locked in
isn't it today
grind n buy refresh throughout all these 20 days.
When are aces ever on Thursdays
kinda sleep deprived from homework right now
Yes
Least overworked schooler
too expensive for me
golden week btw
@junior raven
ended yesterday
Weh
Isn’t golden week meant to be…
Actually I don’t know what it’s even for 😭
Have a vague idea
Gauntlet when
In an hour
Like a whole week of holidays
Is there anything specific that happens in the week
its like 5 consecutive days where primary schools kids and labourers can catch a break
Like on x day you do this and y day you go there
Oh
ehh not really
Hey

What about college kids🥺
Okay so it was just what I thought
Hi
New here
Welcome
some of the days have their own names
Maybe some sales
but that doesnt really matter
some markets yeah
I only know days of the week in Spanish
right

its also a set of 4 days for middle and high schoolers
where teachers are allergic to giving kids a break
i said 4 because saturday is still school day for me
Buh
😭
I couldn’t fathom doing school on a weekend
Over here we have bank holidays
Germany is the best in terms of holidays
Rather than a week random days are just made as labour breaks for the whole country
next week we got a long weekend cause Thursday and Friday are holidays
Unless you’re a private or independent company then you do whatever you want
and waaay many more of this type of stuff can be seen
For example
The Monday that just went was early may bank holiday
Then we have one in June and August… then nothing until Christmas Eve
Sleep faster
please i need this
sleep with air speed
bad
I speak Spanish. Speak more than the days of the week, don't disappoint me 😔
perfecto 
im alive
Not for long
this strep throat is annoying
Pew pew
Aren’t u USA legends co leader?
Aw man not again
im a viltrumnite 

Going for the featured car?
God I hope this migraine finally goes away. I don't want to go through a 3rd day with it 
Medicine 💊
Not even sleeping gets rid of it? That sounds like hell
I know what you need
Some ibuprofen
New word unlocked
hope muttley sees this
You be profen huh?
reference to his a9 user btw
You be profen all night huh

I got some Rohypnol
you be profen all year huh
I get it now, it's for pain relieving
That sounds like a prehistoric creature
I'm about to take some right now before bed.
You be profen all month huh?
I took 2 Tylenols on Tuesday and a Sudafed to reduce my migraine
It did nothing 😔
Then I took a Theraflu and a Sudafed yesterday and that worked a little
Even two Tylenols did nothing? Damn
Both 500mg too
I summon EpiPen
You'd think it would work
I would, but it seems it didn't
Are you alright??
This reminds me
yes for drifters
NOPE
I used to get hella migraines when I was 13-15 and then they just randomly went away
I get migraines pretty often and when I get them this bad, medicine is often not effective
try arveles if you found it
how about vanda spammers
I have 24/7 migraines
also that
Can I join Spartans next season?
I'm better now

Playing this game was not on my radar these last 2 days 
im bout to get the vanda boi
hey, talk in Dms
They’re horrible when you get them the first time
I hope by the morning, I am better
Thank goodness. Hoping for your better health 🙏
It's fine by me. I am used to migraine. When it gets worse. I prefer sleeping.
Or if I am in a hurry for classes. My grandmother prefers green tea to ease it down a bit 
Elaichi wali chai?
how to sleep?
Yea

I can relate.
Elaichi + laung in tea is soothing
Yeah
kinda similar over here as well
excluding the golden week
we have like uhh
a sum of 15? 16? ish holidays probably
filipino gng assemble
It helps. It helps being in a dark setting because light and also noise can make it worse
I have a blackout eye mask that has been quite helpful tbh
I'm about to sleep here soon
I slept a lot so I don't feel particularly sleepy but I took some anxiety medication that knocks me out pretty quick
So maybe that'll help
so glad that I never have to take any medication
why skull?
Because uhh… why not?
Stock mistrals genuinely piss me off

what happened to bro
He woke up
I have to because my brain never shuts off ever, lol. I recently was diagnosed with the good ol ADHD so I got that and the tism 
vanda evo when
technically all brains are
even when sleeping, brains still do things 
u didnt have to cut me off
its the lyrics to the song
I mean there's one easy way to stop the brain, but i wouldn't recommend
guys if u reach this 20
reactions I will share screen
Very true, but some do more than others
By Goyt right?
I mean...
ok no share screen bud
Yeah, exactly why i don't recommend it to people
yeh
just a normal lobby
Why does DS need a car more than 4 ⭐
@strong glacier what did you have for lunch?
i thought vanda
aeon is basically a worst bolide
Yea well they ain't giving me the Bolide for free
i'm in sf90 league
arent they tasty
right
only sf90 for breakfast
ok
My F5 accel is cooking me 2/3 seasons
how do they taste
no vanda to eat anymore
Because funny ideas
they are a different flavour
I will eat ur vanda 
no
Cus gameloft don't let players be happy sometimes
Spend 40% of the race catching up just to run into someones behind
eat mine
makes sense
cuz they can 
crap
but a little bitter
No it wasn't bruh
supports?
Let me think
@chrome surge i js ordered the keyboard
I remember now
You need to meet conditons, then max cc850 to get key instead of 100% to get key
Your gravastar?
right, but still supports may be hard
Mod SE
oh
First SE i assume
Didn't think there is second one
I wouldn't max if it was second SE
But first SE is easy
I don't have some cars maxed
But i guy cc850 by maxing it
W
I remember there was one recently that I was here for but I was short on tokens to be able to max it, I would have needed to get lucky drops, and if I didn't max it then the tokens would have been wasted
Then golden after final stage ended
remember black friday SL
I see
My CC850 is just 4 ⭐
That's a friend's screenshot
Yes
237$?
I'm at 73,300 tokens, waiting for a good SE to pop up with a good S class car to rival my F5
Since I'm on epic games, it being as good as my F5 doesn't matter, it needs to be better
self promotion
L self promo
I'm counting on your friend to scold you
(I stopped uploading years ago)
@acoustic dew is this not allowed?
shes gonna rip me to pieces
Meh
shes gonna scold me to hell
who said?
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