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me who doesnt have private lobbies
champ 1 
the dish that disturb my bowel movement 🤮
also they are not going to give ccxr anytime soon
its called mexican ..
i have it so i don't want it again
eggs looks sad
Weak stomach
zonda could also work
It’s soft boiled eggs
You love to get owned by evo chirons and sf90s with this car huh
yaeh,, i am lactose intolerant u see
mp and gauntlet
yes that's why 
Well i don't have it so
I need it
son
only noobs use it in gauntlet and mp 
bro i unlock cars for fun, not for whether they will come in use or not
i love cars
matter of fact i rather use free try cars than ccxr 
Hamilton: Who?
When Evo Faraday
cute

lmfao

u are pro and i am noob ok? now be happy and just shut up
KD it
lmao ccxr user 

True
My ccxr is 6* (no key) and not even planned on getting it
I didn't even upgrade it
Prob need someone to make phonk sound
I used my credits from the sh for other cars
car so trash i started grinding creds in stage 5 instead of getting its key in sh
wow you guys really grinded that thing
You know what would be funny
I also dont own it
Ccxr coming in bos
Nob

@unique pewter ah hell nah its raining in the race
No blueprint
Depends on person to person. I just play the game for fun and don't do such things like this car is bad or good
Clip that
Same
@empty shard I forgot about our daily harassment ping
Is about to be 1 am soon

3 hours wasnt enough huh
you gold it 'cuz it's your best car
i gold it 'cuz i love that car from childhood
we're not same 
🔨
yeah they couldnt avoid rain still
i gold it cause i had too much free time in my hand, we not the same

agreed, i too have the same mindset
slaving eh
same 2 u 
i bought pass for more tickets when ccxr comes up 

🌭
i did that during first nevera sh only to find out its not even worth it 
trollium race

the start was literally asphalt 9
🪞
pl 
max attempting to floaty drift and lawson kding gasly
random ahh 360
💔
Max 360ed but missed
pppirl

hadjar tried to wallride and failed
whar
Kedric
why does he need wallride when the car already has like 150 handling
da code
@empty shard I'm no where near you, I feel guilty breathing the same air as you please read my messages they'll give me eternal power
look at this redline dumbo, using A class vanda 
whar
Wallriding is sometimes better despite good handling, it’s free nitro with no speed loss
Ray
gotta check the highlights after i wake up huh
How are you over the mountains yonder
you will see max doing a 360 and gasly flipping
sleep first to wake up
yeah its a clownshow
i meant a class elite vanda 
Gold Tart or Abs , which one u pick for Bridge to Bridge?
Abs
It looks cooler
just do it
tart
But Tarta is better
tart
wait till it fail on wallride
lmao
Have you seen Tarta wallride?
looks cooler as u crash on the wallride 
Bro is prone to flip just by looking at a wall
wawawa
and im the electric socket
tata
maybe then Arash is better 
test it out yourself
Imp 
Lame car
give me your shock , iwant it
👉👈
ayo ?
DAMN
dont mind my countach
been in 4 lap one
the switch back max did on lando holy crap (he got overtook back)
sleepy panda prolly
big back

(send 2 epics so i gold it pls)
this race is such a slop bro i cant
@chrome surge 
vanda 🥀
As always saar
igh time to sleep
22 laps tyres tax
he trying to push it to 30 isnt he
can i share bed with you
franco cocacola in 4th
sorry hehe is already here

You gold it cuz you want a puny max garage
I gold it cuz its the second red car that got me into racing
holy season
bruh chill..
jee
descendant
kimi defending 2 multi world champions is peak
damn
what

Countach you say?
franco cocacola boxxed 💔
Gm @loud flint
Hiya


rich peoples have so good car 
“no he got me”
good kar
also max fumbled nitro braking ig
pagar
average wwo member
i think this si going too far
norris lowk spamming fastest laps
did you like the moans
gotta call someone 
mommy asmr
he tried to 360 lewis
I may or may not be a changed man

I deleted that Pic 🥀

good night cro..
I feel red bull took a huge gamble

Negative
Probably hoping for rain
wtf is a kilometer

use spamda to beat evo gang
Keep your self safe plz
bro needs to calm down ..
Pagar mola mentioned
im an XY chromosome man, its in my dna to enjoy sweet sounds
ok i should sleep


what is russell doing bro 🥀
Dell or HP?
💀
hell not
that was wind prolly
wind is pretty strong
Pro tip: if Evophobia goes quiet, he is creeping up on you and about to KD you
amogus
indeed indeed
nice gold 499p redline
dat wasn't wind
it was fart
4 laps yall
Fart nitro mentioned

h
Whats sus
@dark garden where is your friend who sell pickles?

haven't seen him in a while

Taking a dump
holy shatstorm
Bring the OGs back
are u serious?

redline aline
wur
difference between merc and mclaren on straight is diabolical
PAIN
whar
holy
Man
wtf is alien
you
@silver peak somebody misses you 🥀
nah dasil alien
Go take a dump , you’re full of it
Lets do 2 laps @dense dune
who is he?
alien at hating lykan
maybe tmrw
he is him
Hee hee
Kimi pace is unreal holy consistent

ohh
🤠
Are they ripe yet ?

what is chat rn
u can ripe when u eat



i have one kind of hammer u know
aline @dense dune

What? Jack hammer or sledge hammer
if you didn’t mess up you would had won 😭
mchammer
🔨
you can talk about it in ma, we got 3 live commentators there
🔨
😹
im dying



officer, hes got an up pass
🔨 ⚒️ 🛠️
my car is still missing stage 13 upgrades
ask gameloft to release the un-nerf pass
❤️🩹 ❤️
Gold F8 
thor hammer
🔨 👊
dw i don't know how tf use it
Aline activity
anyone...
Who leave
👊
Massive™ member
join us saar
playing mp after like 1 week T^T
Come join!
🥾 🔨
yess fix your shoes 
It means stomp
You bozo
Get stomped on then hammered to the ground
i am like hella noob...so don't laugh plz T^T
You liar lil m-
...
@dense dune Sum ting wong?
i haven't even started yet T^T
Spell right dammit

puding rise..?
Am I late
No

🔨
S class or sometim
Do Ford GT Chicago
👊 🔨 👊
After this one saar
ouch 😔 🥺
xjr9..?
Bro have 2 right arms

Good choice
Pppirl
i am coming, wait for me
2* so... T^T
no no no
I gotta do dishes
Wha
put s class saar
1:25.....yay
Okok
Understood saar
struck traffic like thrice
slipstream....? 

🔨
Uhuh
Unbreakable with Peugeot SR1 or 911 Carrera RS 3.8 Typ 964
no get out
You have any request my dear @hot tangle 

🫵 👽 💯
Dude is using lancaar
lancer scary
China
nein i am chill...
When your excited for the other season revealed with the first one
It’s worse than the first one
hell yah! smoked yal!
Now suffer.
🥀
Indeed
1* temerario xD

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descendant
Where's that
i don't have a brain but i have an idea
Found the original video
H
86 accel 98 nitro
slipstream so maybe xjr9...?
what could go wrong
@rough nova who are you
overload


scamge
nein
yes
mihawk loves pickle
Who is that
This is embarrassing
Oh mehawk


T^T
redline is too good
Slide code
Mehawk is a daily customer of my pickles
mihawk is a one piece character im mehawk 😛
He buys them daily
pppirl
yesss
i wreck twice
Its pppirl 👉👈 you dammit
wtf..i am on steam

we calculating fr

time travelling
only reason panda lost is the fact he was using mssmol. or else i was the one eating dust...
No im noob trust

T^T
@dark garden u are first customer of me and @sturdy hatch
@dark garden yes bro, we will give you discount
would a trading/marketplace system for eips and evo parts be broken
How the fuh did i win this
also bps😭💔

@dark garden u ready
@dense dune 👽 👽
so excited
Some pickles n bananas great for health! 😁
crashed 2 times 
Ha! I won!
gg!
but there is one thing, you have to make a video providing feedback
Here's a jar of pickles
lets try the best cat of the game
Possible
I got this i got this
🪞
Dw dw
we'll see about that
seedric 
Shoot wong map
redline 
Lets do the other one
ookie
along the seine 
my computer has virus how do i video 
Next one is tighter than ever!
GtaAM
shoot with phone
👽
What
@silver peak ate my phone 
actually u will have to provide a video in which u are tasting the products and giving your opinion


atleast put ghost bru
finally! something but a p6
U ate my pickle
i hate this map
Where za video
make it ghost or 

wrecked 4 times
potato giv neon
w leclerc
why u guys went for ramps? that's slower

lklarkk!!
yes go on
yes yes!
btw this guy is not a sigma
Ayo Messi better
Did u like za pickle Ice cream
very 👅 👅 👅
cringe/10
banana flavour yum yum!
Okay!


no
Wallahi
Unlock your truthful power
most of them don't know how to
@silver peak @sturdy hatch make mystic your 2nd customer 
Another saaar
how do i take that turn with devel

😭



Very lowkey boat
Umm, hello

Thats fine carbon!
In about to explode
dm ig
unless it is the out of context one
yes
drift turn left then right early
why don't we talk here, actually we are short of time
thanks yall
leave tf race damnit
how is that my problem
🥀
Gameloft won’t renew license old songs cuz they’re like Mr krabs
alr8 i gotta make milk for my daughter, clean my room, make dinner, make sure she's sleeping
Thank you for everything
Bye
Okok, thank you for participate the pl carbon!
cya
whar
wtf i clicked race....

alr8 1 last timw
Hello 
Lemme do the honors
sure
Fat panda
SHUTUP
SHUTUP
@cursive knoll there you go
skinny panda
agree
throws traffic for no reason
wtf
Pat fanda
fat ahh
🔥

🔥
Heavyweight Gt350r incident:
The urge
should I buy epics for 911 or vanda
Last race and im eep
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Trust
@cursive knoll theyre already going bankrupt become their 2nd customer saar
someone get this spam out of here bro
like why 🥀
Ima block thefrog redline
Because it’s relatable

they haven't even dm'd me yet

H
clean yo screen bro 😭
Should I buy 911 epic?
We can talk here tho
nein
Gn 
Noob
And uh
Alright ima introduce myself my name is GETEGREEN I’m a guy who loves the color green and also blue I like asphalt legends Roblox need for speed hot pursuit remastered and I like bunny’s :3
Pickle bite ☠️
Silence!
Popsicle
No

how are them for sucking
i warn u that it may touch your throat
to work
yeh bro ik i am very bad at this game

Okik
That's something to consider
@dark garden he wants to know your experience
i vouch 
11/10
Rate out of 11
I'm cooked
When is next BOS
i hope they aren't too big
that i gag on it
i think that you might need some practice of opening the mouth more wider

It also helps u have a good jawline
Wtf..?
Yes ig
yess
you got me sold
i have the money
and that means one thing
Mr Crabs is a happy man
who's looking to improve jawline
🥀


Mehawk
we will give discount to each client you will bring for us
He eating popsicles to mog
hmm
don't forget to drop a video providing feedback
Wtf. Even if I didn't try to achieve them... how? I have 89 cars 
I aint in no mood for a warn
If it was some other server I wonder how you'd be
probably prefer the ones with cream inside

Is this not MA server
We saw that
I am an entrepreneur
Me and aizen
We collabed
sonion
h

he exists here just for this bs 😭

I would rather have a juice ship
as long as we can get away fine
it works 
i told ya it is damn hard to make clients
Wonder what would they react like if they see me in dragon slayers 💔
mentally scarred
Max rank for Valk?
Mentally shocked
This is the very reason i don't wanna be mod
I can do any BS(warn at worst case) and don't have to potray as an ideal member
real
Like how can a guy be this mentally
we could provide you with banana juice
Wait banana milk? Or only banana
But you were real mod although for a brief moment
i really want to show them your gif collection man
istg chat this guys gif collection will make you bleach your eyes
I told them to dethrone me
It was too much for the server to handle
🔥
Real
we will just extract the juice from it
Idk why but every game i go in, they make me some high pos
I joined a top 20 alliance in the world in some game i started 6 days ago
2nd highest rank there, just below owner
like wth is ts
💔
Bro is suffering from success
If I was mod here id make the server hell
For members
I would rather banana milk rather than only banana cuz I prefer milk with it more
And say stuff they can't say bahhhhhaahaha
i wish it wasn't the case lmao
🥶
sir we don't have someone who can provide milk
I don't want more responsibilities rn
esp when i am bounded by so many already
Are both of these 2 times good for Gauntlet div 4?
For v.v i used Fordo's reference and the riverine launch from quan (speedtail 5*)
@dark garden remember those days I was vice captain in dragon slayers 
Gimme some of that success or is there a lady luck behind it👀
I said smth to a guy
He thought I am a nice guy
He said it back
He got banned
🛐
ask her

might be the case
youve said so many things its hard to remember 🥀

I banned Because he had ksi in his pfp
this bro
who was sending that server link?

You can understand the reason why I banned him
I saw it
.
i usually get invite of that kinda servers
Js get it up by yourself
never been in div 4
no idea
say it you get oofed
div 5 since day 1
Js join those servers bunch of good people
alien
yes, very sincere people
Ofc all og players are in div 5 since day 1
h
Ah....not all
@dark garden ||should we call aizen to ds||
being?
Some did start from 2 or 3
@sturdy hatch are you indian 
being what?
give me names lol
If he can handle
noh
me sar
That much of
i quit mid way tho
the answer for this is in the dm of @silver peak
Yours truly
?
honestly you don't come in og category
He thinks you're Indian just like me before
og is very old
hm
Barely matters honestly
is or isn't
all are bros 🫂
Only thing matters is that you crash landed onto earth going to mercury from Mars

Now you're stranded here
U sure 😳
now i gtg study for my maths exam tomorrow
have like 8 hours
how old is og
before i sleep
there aint a defining number
STUDI
Have fun on claculus
i started like 2021-22
that aint anything compared to what i am doing
2018 here
and quit during the faraday road test whatever
Exactly what pray tell
Worldwide Launch player.
and stil les car than me


wdym he has less cars?
could have been one
Coz you ||unemployed||
But i kept my loyalty to A8
My join date and my starting date is similiar. I just dont think ingame has that public feature around.
i joined near end of 2020 iirc
You still play it?
I left in 2024
Be it a role, a job or a game
But started in 2019
I don't go in two boats at once
Come to think of it I played A9 before a8 XD
For some can do, just in time management.
Need the better context of 'maintain speed'. Corners?
i mean in terms of devoting myself to it
ofc i can multitask
everyone does it to some extent
Everything bro
I assume you mean 'cant do all at a time'.
U remember that car accident
mass report Too slpw and for sure at top of mp2 leaderboard AGAIN while cheating cmon gameloft
That happend few days ago
meh, just leave it
Devote yourself to AL only, forget all worldly desires. Asphalt is your only girlfriend, boyfriend, lover, wife, husband, children, family, boss, coworker, job, payment, life, death. Asphalt is your everything
How
i can say so much out of context stuff but i won't
Lol so many. But the stems onto core parts:
- Nitro management. (Cars nitro are differentiate to each other.)
- Decision making (Do you drift or take perfect nitro turn? The car drift radius will makes this critical decision in a flash.)
By ysing the no losing points exploit like 90% of player sin top 100 as usual and its not been freaking patched, its bs to everyone who cant do it.
Blud got the fun sucked out of him by Hehe and sivo
Evidence?
not them
The rule of making this server family friendly
i mean it aint wrong too considering this aint a branching server, rather the official Asphalt server
Go to cheaters report. Theres plenty and on specifically them as well, ppl quit whenever they dont get 1st and they don't lose rating.
Dang, that's something new on my feed
i can yap bs as much as you want, just not here
peak speedtail physics bro
If the game was realistic, this will have been at least top 5 in terms of overall performance
And it should be that way, yapping inappropriate BS is not cool imho
Ima say both. Funky car physics and ramp physics at a go.
NASA just called, they want you back on their dissection table
car
truck
Moped
cedar
👽
Bon


Que
potato
Now that's what I call an alien sandwich
Real
ok meh
What zeaa
son

Yes father

warthunder time

Which car have the highest rank increase with Evo
lol
ZR1?
👀
Coincidence?
oml another wt player
Got doc?
for leaking
i dont
Is this your top
Bec this is my top
Oui
Go back to vc
Ok
oui oui
I alrd am
baguette
Good boy
🥀
my second highest is 9.3 germany
Imma get you banned for being disrespectful and being mean to me
🥀
💔
crazy
Very casual player
my french air tree is higher
do i stand a chance if i rely on oc
4705 for oc bypass
it gives +130
im asking if ill be able to get enough creds that oc will make a difference
Ts gp was so easy 
Started with 1* car and opened a 10 pack on like r4 or 5
And got it 2*
I think it was r4 I got it 2*
I never played a serious GP since the MC20 GT2 lol
Wild
And the whales in my lobby were lowk ahh
Hello
I don't play for that specific reason
Who is a mod here
What u need big dawg
Only Roman Reigns is the big dawg bro
I wanna ask if I could ask for anyone to date me




