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Deus is good tutu need skill

How to sub 20 and sub 19
isn't tutu good
to asphalt1327 it's a copy of the trion 
in your dreams
both are not competing in current mp1 bro
source:
I donāt dream about asphalt tles
Well not gonna deny that, it is a better Trion, even before he said it.
it all makes sense now
Hey
U back ?
I have a question. Cant you put 13 as your real age in asphalt legends?
Obviously brahh . Average legend league lobby has at least two imperium, 3 devel, 2 Abs and your car 
does anyone have the prices and bps counts of clindri 2* and 3* bundles
Rtx 1947
You can? But you'd probably be locked from many social features.
Every time useless user comes here i will give him potato
real
I wanna connect my whole progress
even me with aeon struggles to get top 100
Have you made a Gameloft ID account?

I did
the only top 100 mp1 I've gotten is the one single mp1 season that didn't have imperium

Do we have to create it?
do you guys have any map and track recommendations for practicing manual drive?
Tailcoin
š
I didnt saw when I started
Uhh yeah? You need an account to save your progress
Lemme check
I got top 100 once when I was try harding with evo chiron, I really wanted that A class ewc
ive only been to top 10 1 hour after a new mp started
Ds e tense , any buenos ares map
If it had Imperium, š š my brotha, rest in peace
Ask your mom or dad to create your account
Hey guys, does anyone here have a Nintendo Switch 2?
Hold on
I have the way more better OLED 
š½
aline
I tried that once and only got like 210 
Ah, you have the OLED model.
granted my chiron build isn't optimal but it shouldn't be that slow
sup
Bro, the main issue is, i put my age 13
I still have the screenshot of my final race that mp season
Any works.
May I ask if it's keyboard or tap to steer?
straight to the final boss 
Ohh yes the legends league 
@nova wasp Make this account through the in-game button. Google Play is unreliable for saving this game's progress.
tilt to steer
All good, hby?
Tuscany can do the trick
BRO, I PUT MY AGE 13
Any works.
WAIT
45-50k enough for bos?
No

just drive random cars on random maps

oke
Least you need is 55k
If i ever unlock the car


name checks out 
So many kids

The first thing i see when opened this chat oml
what
Post in #š ć»events

Good idea
holy imperium spam
Bro conquered so much that he lost countš½
who the gameloft is arash spam 
How did you get here

i think he meant arash af10
Reason: underaged


RIP
hlo 
š½
Still a Linux hater?
Game can't seem to connect with the server...?
Was never even a supporter to begin with
really bro
are you on binbows or android
I forgor

how did the kid even install discord

Both but I'm trying to launch the game on Android rn

Look now Microsoft is fixing windows because fear of us leaving. š½
It's not Rocket science
tengo sueƱo š“
Oh...my and here I thought they didn't care according to windows haters
yea there is some issue with the game checking for online privacy policy rn
They didn't until everyone started to leave

Iām about to be 19 years older than this dude soon lol. Iām glad he got the boot
#š¤ć»android-issues yesterday had a bunch of reports
justice for lil bro
no like don't you get blocked from installing certain apps with age restrictions
ios had less like 1 a day
Yes Grand pa
Nope
College
?
they will just lie about their age
unfortunately considering that they're immature they cannot keep that stance for long and it slips out
by this time quan will retire

It's the parents responsibility isn't it
yea
maybe the kid used parent's account or smth
Ofc they would, it's business 101.
yeah so if i see someone underage i can report to mods
And here these companies and gov trying to use kids as a cover up to spy on us 
The gtr neon edition's topspeed is so buns for a s class, but atleast it got decent handling and nitro with pretty good acceleration if you max it out
we need evo for that car
gov thinks they slick
make it compete against sf90
it's all surveillance
Sf90 
there's no "protecting the kids"
I agree with that, but hey i think they should've made this into an a class not s class
honestly some class A cars can prob beat it
It always was
.
Very soon android won't let you install apk
i agree
its too slow
it's a 1 month old accout bro didn't you see the month
Its over ranked
btw im still in vc who wanna join me for a race day
alr back to credits grinding
capitalism is taking over the worldš„
still need so much more credits this season
I'm really confused how's that's no violation of basic human rights according to Geneva convention
hope you reach 30m creds buddy
Capitalism isn't the problem brahh
It is behind the scenes
the rights only applies to the losing side
Iām not in college anymore lol. I do want to go back though for my masters
@unique pewter there's something wrong
the world unfortunately works like that
Double standards
Yeah, I heard that too
Reason: banned emoji usage
@queen bronze Show gold carrera GT
RIP
Wonāt we all

Capitalism is the best system we have but unfortunately like Everything else it needs limits too
You have a job?
like bro i'm alr at senior high at that time
No I am out murdering people. Yes I have a job
Tf kind of question was that
@unique pewter
Huh?
None of that kind of word pls
Goddamn whale and here I thought I had at least one car above you
It's not lol it's core idea is . "You get what you work for " it's the most fair system if regulate correctly
And it's open to abuse easily
You can't put a cap on it
obviously
you tell the truth and they punish you

you are in devel in SD
you aint gonna
Yes but what other systems is Fair like that and logical like that
that's the most useless brainrotted ping I've ever received
According to Karl Marx there will be one after capitalism which can only happen after revolution
if you're so afraid of the word "job" please reconsider your life decisions
reflect on yourself and your screentime usage on those doomscrolling apps
like bro that meme is stuck in 2025 and we alr moved on š„
?
it was shown as a brainrot which kids later yapped about
?
It can happen at all times but need laws and regulations to keep it grounded
no gold gtr50
They think it's our biggest fear
mate
No use case for it
you're overreacting from a question not even aimed towards you
why is my game not launching
please take a break from social media
Itās still garbage man. Clearly itās working with the prison complex, deaths because from our crap healthcare system, and how much we love starting wars & bombing brown & black countries. But sure keep saying itās a good thing

What you yapping about. You're the reason why we got capitalism coz you whale
its a great car
I said what I said. Iām leaving it at that
trust
So what is the best system?
Pre industrial agriculture system
that was peak
Lol š that's not capitalism brahh you misunderstanding
It can't Last forever?
Exactly
Very soon there will be a huge shift
Idk if I'll live to see the day but there will be
what are yall talkin bout
Greedy GL
š„
Yes but it's the best we got. Without going for Communism. Which is basically there is few whales and rest just freeloading on that Whale
what the
I thought you were against MS who mind you are capitalists
Y'all again misunderstanding the core capitalism with greed
It is greed if you consider only profit first discounting all other benefits to society
Because capitalism IS greed
Maximum profit at any cost is greed
Bro do you even know what capitalism is.?
The privacy policy glitch
Yes, I do. I do want to talk more about this, but this isnāt the channel for it. Plus, Iām not looking to get angry talking about how this system is awful.
cointail
im back 
cointach
You misunderstanding the corrupted system as Core capitalism
Lol I cant play asphalt 9 lol
last one lets go
My dude. It is corrupted. This system is one of the drivers for wars in Latin America during the Cold War Era. Itās one of the drivers for the civil war in El Salvador, and why my parents fled
Itās why itās trash, itās why itās garbage
Bedwars alongside SH grind 
What is corrupted
Oh, didn't see.
Dont worry nobody gives a shoe

Again you have personal trauma. It's has nothing do with core idea of capitalism. "There is no freeloading in core capitalism, you do the work you get what you deserve"
Capitalism is just the tip of the iceberg 
bro like me man
play asphalt and watch some video on youtube
It isnāt. But again, Iām not gonna argue with someone who likes a system that clearly doesnāt benefit anyone but the people in charge
this capitalism convo has been going for a bit too long
I suggest either stopping it or move to dms
That's called corruption ma man. Come-on you blaming cars because it cause accident 
Since wen we care abt off topic 
Yes. Iām gonna shower and eat and do what I need to do for the night
Iām done with this.
Itās too late for this lol
murica
Forg
no
Hello
son
2 i think
This is the 2nd one
and another shot for the key alone with mosler se
Is the LP or the ULP the bundle pass?
there is a mosler se š
i didnt see that
the bundle pass is called the bundle pass no?
bundle pass doesnt contain the lp or up at all, no?
do u mean this?
real
It says in the legend pass rewards it gives a discount to the bundle pass
How can people dump cash on this game
whales
Yourself included
Iāve been doing it for almost eight years. I am impulsive
i am switching to actual stuff to buy irl
Also, didn't you used to get a discount for the LP of 50% if you bought the prior seasons LP?
Someone arrest this person for illegal whaling
ur gonna see me whale less and less on alu
pain
im buying an objectively better keyboard than the wooting 60h2
oh yea google play pc version has instant ads, idk why
I'll believe you once you buy nova lake+RTX 5090
Kbs are small time dude
when novalake comes out i will get it
Aim big
im buying asphalt UP and also buying pokemon
@odd kestrel
Ok, ok and? what about 5090?
that will come after the novalake
yeah i used to but havent
No, no, no. buy those both at the same time
novalake isnt coming out for a while
Isn't it late 2026
Anyone knows how do repot a bug Here ?
I bought the lp last season, but for some reason I did not receive the discount for this seasons LP, and yes, I claimed all of the rewards from last lp @odd kestrel
and the non x3d novalake is having 108mb l3
Hmm...will there be chances of RTX 60 series by then or will Nvidia push till 2030
insane l3 for a non x3d varient of intel
yeha that sucks
Hey
Imma contact game support and see what I can do about that
No Asphalt collaboration 
alr
the discount is only for the $30 bundle pass
and not the $10 LP

jesus fh6?
i forgot that was called the bundle pass

yea
game isnt even out yet
this one too
Cuz they don't wanna keep it in bad hands
the viper one looks accurate
for June release
No, cause I have bought it previously, and it used to be 5 after I bought for the first time, and then I went 2 months without buying it, and now it doesn't have the discount anymore
the 488 pista one does not look like a ferrari at all
the $5 discount is random
Donate skill for low 19 or high 18
How so?
the only guaranteed discount if you complete the LP missions is for the bundle pass
I misread your message lol
the non x3d i9
the x3d i9
Iāll just spend on another game once this game bores me enough

it is?
yea
I thought I was toast this race but somehow
The reason why I keep playing this game is because Iāve spent too much on it
Yes, 499p almost maxed! Don't have all the epics but very close
same and i put in over 3.4k hours
I'll retire from this game next year
You're the reason we have capitalism. You're literally feeding themš
Can someone please tell me why can't I post the cars?
you could get a i5 and still have more l3 than a 9800x3d
I donāt even know how many hours Iāve put into this game
i already put in
I should check
like 200usd'
But the X3D appears to use much less RAM according to AMD claims
Guys how do you rate this starway for beginners 0/10
and much more efficient
amds marketing team sucks
cant be trusted
The car is mehhh so š„
@queen bronze You got a competitor
I mean I donāt have it yet as a lvl 17
vencer? the good one is huracan
they messed up the 9060xt claims
i dont think vencer beats evo nsx
Yeah they suck hard just like apple marketing
"elite 1440p" and then they tweeted 8gb is fine for 1080

Guys put your bets on what car is next on starway
atleast apple is TRUE
Not even normal NSX unless it's a non twisty track
True but their ads suck
their ads do need work
They make a meme out of themselves
Who that? the new CEO?
Guys
yea
The team pursuit
Vencer is more of a speed guy every stat one of his meh
yea john ternus
hardware nerd
Could anyone get the Gamepass reward this month?
mp2 is wierd.
Wierd
He's an engineer, so I bet he knows what he's doing instead of some corporate nerd just as Steve Jobs built apple with his own hands
apple bouta have some real innovation
thats why i didnt see it for like a year
as much as i like apple, they are way too safe with their doing
meaning they barely change anything
Hope they lower that goddamn price tag and introduce more cross support across windows and android
we shall see
apparently the mbp's are finally getting a redesign
john apple already moving like the xbox ceo
just in time for my freshman year :D
apple x xbox would genuinely be mind boggling
Finally bro gets it. it;s the same crap every year with minute changes, it's boring. the neo is their real new thing in ages but even that one uses their old iphone chip XD
Ways how to get spotlight featured car key number 1 complete conditions number 2 buy pass or number 3 win ace challenges
the a18 pro chip is plenty for the neo
Hello hello Asphalt server one two three mic check
when ur paying for 499
Yeah
a iphone 16 pro chip in mac os isnt bad
mark my words, that 499 will rise soon enough. Even now they're raising them afaik
they oversold
my 5yo m1 air is still somehow working fine lol
Not bad but the thing is why should a consumer pay money to buy old gen stuff with new skin
can someone pass me over I'm bored
apple has insane resale value, and ppl buy older gen iphones still
Nice flex
u can get a iphone 13 for 300
aline
Well there aren't any shortages of apple glazers out there with heavy pockets. If you run a survey then I bet more than 70% of those people are whales
I'll be back when the discussion is non hardware and pro Asphalt
whales...my kind
Glazers x Whales
it pmo how they dont give the airs/pros pretty saturated colors
They'd buy anything even a potato labelled apple
they might now since john is in offic
if it can surpass bimbows laptops it can sell
trash cans sell better!
macos is already effecient as hell
I wouldn't trust anything from you coz you're a @placid stirrup
unix my beloved
ultima js the goat fr
ur attention span just does not exsist does it
Flamefrags vid

Shame it only comes around in hunts
was it new one
Reason: Bad word usage
what
yea
its better than yours
Avocado or avocado
i might meet up with my friend

it can't possibly be worse than mine
i gotta go back to campus to run errands and then prob meet with my friend
this vid a whole hour long bub
How many chromosomes you have
Half
one time when doing a phys problem set i had like 5 different pages/apps open at once
Question: Does he also happen to use apple
Censor next time
I play when I'm at work
bc im under the legal age
son
actual twerp holy
job
she*, and she uses a z flip
i fell asleep on my toilette
im legally not allowed to
Howās yo j@b
šš
Congratulations

š
hello vijay hru 
What kinda a job? A hand or handicapped
me good wbu 
gravastar released a glass mousepad???
i need to buy
anything gravastar is getting my money
Convert her to your apple cult
the k1 im using is SO GOODDD

Cars that I want in each class
im good too and im glad ur doing well 
D class electric Volkswagen

C class Panamera
i dont really mind her using a samsung
Is she a PC user?
Good choice
ion know, i dont go to her dorm
S Jesko Absolut
So you just want all the elite cars
If I even get it
If you ever see her using a mac, smash it and buy her a core ultra laptop
Ferrari modificata realizing heās will not be a a class elite anymore
i could ask to chill at her dorm
Have fun getting kicked out
her and i are pretty close so she wont mind
Everyone has to go someday
Is it Huayra in B class?
Yea
real
I'm way past school. 10 years since school
You miss yo friends
Uncle
No
No?
im in uni so i still have 4 years of friends
Yes son

No
You'll get some good friends later in life that you'll forget about school
spotify knows my taste

I miss my school but not the kids down there
peak
Has anyone else noticed that the first Hololive decal is missing its sound effects? Curious why? My guess is that GL somehow lost the audio!
i might be semi popular
š
now i think of it alot of ppl know me
Time to hit the Tokyo wall - 00:02:574

My in-game sounds are off

who pong
+1
Kim Jong
WHERE
Cough Rea
Time to hamer
hehh


šØ

what is the hype surrounding vanda? i unlock it and its not even that good š
You're not that good my dear friend
dont use it


sar
Play other games
i literally only have asphalt installed
Like Subway Surfers
Uninstall when


Worth upgrade or not?
are the ads supposed to be a nuisance
b95
my game volume is at 0% yet i can still hear the ad
Dear yall trick or treaters Iām coming for that something
Freetry it actually doing good

Faster than DarkHyper is crazy
Yes, I've noticed something's wrong...
possibly a cheater
My name is GETEGREEN I love green and blue I love bunnies and most importantly my favorite games are Roblox asphalt legends geometry dash and brawl stars
geometry dash peak
i like my school

Guy's is it just me or what
Get this Garbo out of here
Thx for your id
Whhaattaaattat
Same thing here although my internet is actually connected
Yeaaa
A bunny after seeing a man eat a chocolate bunny
Is it a rabbit?
Guys is it js me or the time for Kureiji Olli's 2nd stage WAYY too short??
Like 8 sec timer starter
Yea
There's literally no difference between MP1 and 2 rn. what's the point anyway
They suppose you have 003 maxed out
ragebait
Vijay 
<@&469459051105878016> uhh mods
Need your help
It shows here connection error bur I'm already connected to the internet
cro
you're gonna get muted 
How's you 
it is not deep enough to ping the entire mod list
@gusty glen umm
god damn it
rng
me good wbu 
He believes he can fly
Me good 
Ehh what
it isnt always a fixed percent
gtk
š¹
He was a fairy
So what's the percentage for now
2%
gp is not forgiving
thats why i stated
Great deal
What's the highest and lowest then
Either get guaranteed key or forget it
my ad keeps FREEZING
I am sorry. My Discord gets bugged sometimes, doesn't show all msgs

ive only gotten the guarantueed keys

never had to gamble the pacls
What if there's a problem on android?
Shouldn't mods be notified about this or something?
LOL no worries all good
What's your tier
Last
Sonion
T5?
Yes
funny how NO mods replied
Thatās me
Not possible without podium
Podium?
Top3
What? When how

You have to be top 3 in results
I am in top 3. But I am 2
5* š„
Who is this
Can you send screenshot?
doug doug
yes i can get speedtail in these packs

Not right now but I am top 2 in lb of tier 5

I am just one step away from big reward
well well well
Hmm. I remember teir 5 top 2 position only offers x10 pack
It's not possible, unless you clutch with luck
waiting for the day when my ad stops
Hmm

Reason: Bad word usage
?

thanks invincible
hehehh
6
For?
invincibowl vs
why does a fighting game need a 3070
Mate theyāre server mods not devs. This isnāt a game-wide issue either nor is it critical
For a second I thought it was dispatch 
im needy for my mommy 
isnt as bad as the the blood of dawnwalker
Iām also needy for this guyās mommy
where 4k native needs a 5090
bruh
don't they notify these kinds of issues to the devs?
No? What?
Dude this isnāt a game breaking issue
And even if it was you wouldnāt ping the entire damn mod team
Give up
Sounds bout right

Khatam
Are Asphalt android servers down
looks like u gotta go outside and touch grass
guys i golded leaf
Drink water and touch grass

what do you want me to do?
ping a certain someone?
Some here are having the same issue, so its not just you issue here.
u whale
Are Asphalt android servers down
Prolly someone online
i need to fix
ik
We have raised the issue, they saw it. Just ve patient while they try to check the cause.
wow
I just came from drinking water and touching grass to play asphalt..
š
no grass near me asaaar
Are Asphalt android servers down
Don't spam
Good lord what happened to ur game
Mine works fine, but ill presume you may be suffering the connection issue that some is having..
They are not

The de- huh?
Not all android users but always one
lol
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Touch sand

bro how to get outlines like toxxy saar
Nah bro touch rocks
It's not a language class!
Go do your math homework!
didnt mean to list the greekgod, dimeter
tian can you make sure i get less food ads
im getting hungy
thanks 
I cant control ads.

Me who got burger king ads 20 times consecutively
this is a ploy to make me fat

Iāll buy you lunch
could never be fat,bc i cant gain weight
Dieting
i hate it

be going to the gym and yet i CANT gain weight
Free pfp
I canāt change shape
Same here. No matter how much I eat, I am stuck at 59kg
I just ate and I'm hungry again š„“

... This is way torture than stage 4.
I eat like 4-5000 calories a day and never change weight LOL
rigged life
I got wrecked 5x time because ts npc
The bots are insanely annoying
The map is fine
i-i'm 70 kilo.. 
I swear the faser a car is the dumber the bots are
I'm also 59 kgs
I am technically underweight. Average weight for my height is 65kg
im 62kilos
Thatās pretty light wdym
Iām 80kg
i see muscle definition tho for sure
... I'm scared this. I'm under 60kg.
am five nein 
am a lil chonk 
Luggage
š
wo
Whereās hoark
Hi blu
š
football
im more on the athletic side
This guy is cooked
Lean?
we partying fr
yea
S horse? Suspicious horse š“
Iāve got one of those big top frames
with muscle definition
Tailcoining it
free try is gold tho
if you donāt have epics (especially for A class 6*) it may perform very differently
Got perfect genes for muscle building but flipping the finger to my ancestors
whys there so many people in vc
Iād rather lie in bed all day
Good lord your right
my hair is also jet black

do i spam one of these or evo sf90
so black clothing fit so well for me
Same here 
me too 
and my face structure is also really good
How many eips do i need for hte itme attack with oc?
Make use whats viable.
Me with oval shape
Unbreakable anyway..
7-9 iirc
i have sharpen jawling
Still potato modifier. obv.
I guess Genes are excuses. All you need is discipline 
so sf90? not sure how the 2 neveras would perform with infinity blocking
Unbreakable is worse than classic. Change my mind
im like a perfect being
Just find opening.
genes AND discipline
Yes you are 
AHHH
nevera ta it is ig
Did I get in Akai Ona
i am this close to crashing out

Theyāre having fun trying to snipe eachother in mo2
Rendering the image
No
Genes are priviledge not primary need
wwat mo2
This is tc nothingburger but i just finish the milestone...
Mp
I JOIN
what in the alien theory

Itās too late at night for me I canāt join

Gonna wake up siblings
?
Oy
wait r u fan of bfdi?
Whatās idfb
I'm referring specifically to the Cycles rendering engine in Blender; the rendering process shows the live tile progress which looks like the image
Arenāt you supposed to be sniping the others in mp2
No idea what that is
I can't match their skill so it's not worth sniping
Oh, thanks
Ahh fair

Wanna do a quick 1v1? @jovial path

:(

Vijay sucks
bro's playing on a crt
this is IDFB
heheh
Asphalt: found footage
Go die
rude >:(
š
Heās mean :(

EXACTLY
4th 
Nub
hey, its da first of the month

cow

the cows dance once more
lol
May 1 hit Vijay in the head
Times running fast as fork
šØ
dont avoid
bad thing
also forks dont run..?
general is pretty quiet rn

Yo never seen this general chat dead like this. š“


I am getting connection error in game
Same here
Bro this is like the 7th time you said this
Get better WiFi
You were already told some ppl on android have connection issues
Hlww
Complaining doesnāt fix something faster find smth to do
Sup
How long will it last
Wait whatā¦

Mobile data sometimes suffer from conn issue. With Wifi it doesn't
They shouldn't try it
He shouldnāt said that in the first placeā¦
i am getting privacy policy error on android
Today will be the day I get my vanda to stage 13
Jio or Airtel
phew
Jio
Should I max Ferrari F8 or max Vanda first
Good for you, whereas I'm some still looking for credit to upgrade 20+ of my cars
2nd place 
What's that?
Bru.. that's why u pro
Now join my club
Vanda, it's faster and more effective
I used ship trick
My alt got better time than my main š«
Mobile carrier
Not to feel ashamed, but how many people here uses touchdrive aside from me




