🏎・general

[pure veldt]

they made the lp more expensive but ulp still cheap

$18 for ulp and $10 for lp

[strong glacier]

azerty but the image shows qwerty?

[gusty glen]

now type normally

[pure veldt]

its qwerty

[gusty glen]

since when

[tribal tulip]

At least ya didn't wreck

[strange pine]

i have KB in ATK 68 v2 100$

:v

[gusty glen]

that sounds like a normal keyboard now

[gusty glen]

mines 200

[pure veldt]

I am gonna give that office keyboard asmr on my streams

[dapper marsh]

it sounds like a normal and abnormal keyboard

[gusty glen]

mine also can sound silent when i do that aswell

[eternal wigeon]

HP EliteBoard G1a

[strange pine]

sourd KB trigger so bad if not custom

[eternal wigeon]

this is pc but without screen 💀 just required connect to monitor

[viscid cobalt]

which car should I buy

[gusty glen]

ones hall effect and ones creamy

my k1 goes to 2k hz and my womier goes to 8k

my rival 3 goes to 4k hz and my deathadder v3 hyperspeed goes 8k hz

[viscid cobalt]

Are there any priorities?

[strong glacier]

make me wonder should I buy bp for mustang or epic for noble

epic is harder to get

or mustang epic

[grim frost]

Better idea: buy me something instead

[exotic quartz]

Why not both

[minor raft]

mustard

[grim frost]

[eternal wigeon]

Vanda, 911gt3rs, aspark owl
not purchase civic, 003s

[junior raven]

Okay

[junior raven]

Chicken strip

[severe charm]

+0

[minor raft]

pink sauce pasta

[eternal wigeon]

i want owl i think almost 7-8 year old added to game

[exotic quartz]

You are too op for him

[minor raft]

should i

[tropic whale]

Do it

[exotic quartz]

Try your luck

[gusty glen]

i want more keybaordsadasdklhj sdldf; sadlfkisajfsa

knowing gameloft

they prob gon keep this nerfed ulp

[tropic whale]

[rigid parrot]

6 7

[gusty glen]

AAAHAhahahAH

[minor raft]

helios

[arctic siren]

Do the thing if you're busy

[strong glacier]

I should warn

[rigid parrot]

ooo

ok

sorry

[tribal tulip]

Same for Blu

He needs one to 😂

He been usin the Gif to get away with the thing to many times

[restive tusk]

jfmpssp has been warned

Reason: Bypass

[swift merlin]

True

[shrewd prawn]

what did he bypass

[rigid parrot]

whats bypass?

[tribal tulip]

It's bad I'm here playing Dark souls off no sleep

[swift merlin]

At least "six seven" isn't warnable

[gusty glen]

SIXX

[restive tusk]

deathcrest has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[tribal tulip]

😂😂😂

[tender trench]

[shrewd prawn]

tf?

[gray apex]

LOL

[strong glacier]

brainrot

[shrewd prawn]

ohh

fair

[tribal tulip]

Use ur brain

[rigid parrot]

ohh that space

[tribal tulip]

He bypassed the number

[rigid parrot]

made it bypass

[gusty glen]

he needs one to use it

jk

[tropic whale]

Addict into brainrot stuff

[tribal tulip]

What do I even call u just curious 😭

Like u got no name

[rigid parrot]

this needs warn?

[frigid cloud]

call him son

[swift merlin]

Brainrot isn't blacklisted, just the number form of six seven because it was spammed

[rigid parrot]

[iron ore]

is this guy i remember last year?

[tropic whale]

Didnt my name is 4 IIII

[tribal tulip]

I ain't calling anyone son that's weird

[shrewd prawn]

huh what

[arctic siren]

What deathcrest

No way

[tribal tulip]

I'm 22 they may be older than me 😭

[frigid cloud]

daddy then?

[arctic siren]

Hello pal

[tropic whale]

[rigid parrot]

hey whu not 45?

[tribal tulip]

Hell no.

[arctic siren]

Long time no see

[shrewd prawn]

h

[tropic whale]

Pal

[tribal tulip]

Get Yo freaky ahh outta here

[arctic siren]

What's funny?

[stable path]

so is this spotlight nerfed or still the same?

[frigid cloud]

alr take care

[tropic whale]

Clipped

[rigid parrot]

buffed ig

[tribal tulip]

Should've ate the wall😂

[arctic siren]

Buffed

[rigid parrot]

owl instead of lexus

[stable path]

the support cars are bruh

[arctic siren]

They gives more bps

[tropic whale]

Having Flipped car easy

[iron ore]

LMFAO

[rigid parrot]

owl is bruh??!!

[tropic whale]

Is owl

[iron ore]

[tropic whale]

[stable path]

yes i got 0

[shrewd prawn]

whats funny

[iron ore]

dogwater

t2

[arctic siren]

Why care so much with flip issue

[tropic whale]

U totally wallride happy

Until ur car flipped

[arctic siren]

sigh

[iron ore]

sure

[tropic whale]

U lost 20 pts for it

[tropic whale]

[lavish geyser]

Now thats what u call a run

[neat frost]

whar

[arctic siren]

A proper wallride can prevent it

[tribal tulip]

Nice job ant 🔥

[arctic siren]

While the chance is quite low

[iron ore]

eh

[tribal tulip]

Eh

[arctic siren]

Depends on how you enter the wallride

[subtle veldt]

[arctic siren]

Usually wallride after landing can make your car flipped
Or going too hard on entry

[bleak osprey]

deathcrest sighting waoz

[bleak osprey]

yeah it is

[tropic whale]

Bwo how to do this

[bleak osprey]

just bounce out of the track

[lavish geyser]

Ello hows u

[tropic whale]

Or fly high

[arctic siren]

Nothing funny?

[subtle veldt]

good

but in class

[tropic whale]

Japanese song

[bleak osprey]

it's korean brother

[tropic whale]

Almost

[minor raft]

y know what

since im so unmotivated to grind gauntlet

im gonna try to get minimum gauntlet points next week

[tropic whale]

I did ts ngl

[minor raft]

[tropic whale]

[bleak osprey]

gauntlet so boring

[tropic whale]

0% steering sens

[bleak osprey]

[balmy mason]

U need as much as possible cus zagato expensive and its in next mayhem

[bleak osprey]

he already has maxed zagato

[balmy mason]

ok then

ill shut up

[bleak osprey]

common car

[tropic whale]

@bleak osprey I did play 0% steering sens

[balmy mason]

Since when

[tropic whale]

[round shadow]

Racing master when launch globally??

[minor raft]

about that

[bleak osprey]

ok i forgot you're not ezequiel

[balmy mason]

Cro u lied

[bleak osprey]

[bleak dove]

since ds

[minor raft]

[balmy mason]

[minor raft]

im no whalien

[bleak dove]

sup god

[bleak osprey]

was gonna say role says othewise

[tropic whale]

I did play on 0% steering sens is a good idea?

[minor raft]

greetings god

[tropic whale]

[arctic siren]

Since gauntlet

[subtle veldt]

Today I’m boutta get gold Vanda

[minor raft]

yes and now use fixed cam

[subtle veldt]

1 epic remains

[iron ore]

eh

[subtle veldt]

FAH

[brittle trench]

is 5* good for div 3

[arctic siren]

People just don't have any interest with the car

[balmy mason]

I thought everyone only gets 9x8 and deveh

[subtle veldt]

I guess

[minor raft]

wait i lost track where is the gauntlet shop again

[subtle veldt]

it’s accel is decent

[arctic siren]

Well that's true

[balmy mason]

Events

[arctic siren]

Just like i said before

[subtle veldt]

[minor raft]

ah, there it is

[bleak dove]

there you go greeting yourself again, silly you! 😹

[bleak osprey]

shop cro

[subtle veldt]

huh

[balmy mason]

Cro its still not common no guantlet car is common except panamera

and 9x8

[iron ore]

oh hey oc vanda

[remote snow]

[analog grove]

The Vanda calls for me

[subtle veldt]

holy

[paper tendon]

@bleak dove iceblade scorcer goat anime

[bleak dove]

[balmy mason]

wasnt me for sure

[subtle veldt]

I saw it cro

[bleak dove]

bhai loves watching slop

isekai specifically

[abstract thistle]

Why it's accurate

[paper tendon]

better than your lists

[bleak dove]

[paper tendon]

[bleak dove]

if you say so

[paper tendon]

im kidding, the FoE is ok in some parts, rest are crnige

same for IceBlade

[bleak dove]

😹

[paper tendon]

now im going for actual animes like the list you sent

[subtle veldt]

also im at 40k spotlight tokens and I haven’t even grinded all of the stages I can do

[bleak osprey]

[subtle veldt]

wait no it’s 34k, still nice

[slow dove]

why do u have such low credits

[subtle veldt]

gt3rs

upgrades

[slow dove]

oh

[subtle veldt]

now I need to grind 10m 😭

Well 9.5m but still

[slow dove]

ads and stage 6

reset everytime you run outta ads

[subtle veldt]

Wdym reset?

[slow dove]

"clear data"

[subtle veldt]

why

[slow dove]

it resets

your

ad progress

[subtle veldt]

It also removes your account no?

[paper tendon]

@bleak dove

[bleak osprey]

and you get an easy ban if you abuse it

[slow dove]

your account is stored online bro

[paper tendon]

@bleak dove

@bleak dove

[bleak osprey]

[slow dove]

really?

hmm

[paper tendon]

what does dont let artstyle fool you mean in the end

[subtle veldt]

Wait spotlight store

[green steeple]

47k and nothing to spend it on

[olive forge]

@waxen zinc good morning, i want to report that the clan condition for the season pass showcase is almost impossible for td players, many of my clan members arent able to do it, can you forward this to the devs, thanks in advance.

[bleak osprey]

i literally got an acc perma banned for ad related things

they care more about that than actual exploits, mainly because ban is automated

[waxen zinc]

I assume it's not platform tied issue? I'll pass the rep.

[bleak osprey]

😂

[rough schooner]

no 1x today

[slow dove]

gameloft shenanigans

[floral bronze]

Hmmge

[bleak dove]

it may look childish or bad but it definitely isnt

[olive forge]

more like you need to be a manual player to do the time

[bleak osprey]

#🤓☝・mod-info

[waxen zinc]

Ya, noted. sent report.

[rough schooner]

?

[olive forge]

thanks, appreciated

[waxen zinc]

on pins, but yes it's fixed.

[paper tendon]

ok

[rough schooner]

oh

[bleak osprey]

x1 wasn't intended

[abstract thistle]

Help

[rough schooner]

first time in history gameloft does a good thing

[bleak osprey]

[empty shard]

wrong car brotato chip

[floral bronze]

heh

[iron ore]

eh

[floral bronze]

brotato go charge yo fonez

[bleak osprey]

not only do they not even play their own game, but they don't even tell apart the car models

😭

[empty shard]

ok comrade ill lirili larirun to my charger right now

[waxen zinc]

Uhh.... did they mixed up with normal SF90 and the SF90 XX variant?

[odd zinc]

whats the good choice in SL? i have Civic and Glickenhaus maxed out, GT3 RS 3*, Vanda unlocked just 1 star, Noble at 59/70 till unlock and the rest zero or just a few BPs

[floral bronze]

comrade 🥀

[empty shard]

😭

[bleak osprey]

seems like the usual

[remote snow]

spammy time

[empty shard]

Pretty sure golden tle was supposed to have the normal sf90

[bleak osprey]

i will give them props for properly regulating the c-x75 in mp2 at least

[subtle veldt]

I’ll unlock the owl by Sunday, if I get lucky then Saturday

[floral bronze]

gt3 then vanda and if you can unlock aspark, go for that

[waxen zinc]

What is happening with that event settings even then...

[empty shard]

I dont know

[waxen zinc]

I asked this already mind you.

[subtle veldt]

Speed I need this

[empty shard]

even their OWN tle had wrong cars

[bleak dove]

fragivento could never 🥀

[odd zinc]

alrighty, thank you

[swift merlin]

The image is correct, the caption is incorrect by two letters

[iron ore]

dogwater

[empty shard]

the car was supposed to be sf90 no?

from the calendar

[subtle veldt]

41/50 for gt3rs 6 star Les good

[bleak osprey]

ez round

[subtle veldt]

Friday max gt3rs

[floral bronze]

me when patrick's day

[tribal tulip]

Hai Nixy

[subtle veldt]

I should be able to get enough creds by then right

[waxen zinc]

i cant tell actually, was the wording is the correct one they set, or the image itself.

Its' even on the patch notes also. SF90 was written, in-game is the SF90 XX variant.

[minor raft]

crap

[swift merlin]

The Patch Notes were mislabeled

[tribal tulip]

Oof

[empty shard]

damn

[floral bronze]

22m from stock to gold
im gonna be so broke

[bleak osprey]

nt

[pure plaza]

👽

[empty shard]

rest in pieces

[floral bronze]

there gonna be some outrage from this small thing im sure

[bleak dove]

should I make one

[floral bronze]

i aint askin for it

[tribal tulip]

Yo question I'm at 53/85 for the owl with one refresh per day would I be able to unlock it or no?

[floral bronze]

lest you wanna follow monty

[pure plaza]

Ez

[tribal tulip]

Ight

[empty shard]

2 TLE in a row being messed up in 1 season is something i didnt expect

[waxen zinc]

Like it's valid there's a typo, but blowing up rage over it isnt.

[tribal tulip]

Just ensuring it

[empty shard]

gameloft anniv first day was broken and then golden week

[bleak osprey]

[silk warren]

I have join the dark side again and again.

[pure plaza]

Keep in mind ye:

Owl is free since:
40 from stage
5 from free pass
56 from 28 days of free refresh

[tribal tulip]

U be here MAXIN everything

[stuck atlas]

Did I just lucky
No x1?

[tribal tulip]

What's the next goal sir

[bleak osprey]

x1 wasn't intended

[tribal tulip]

X1 is a bug

[stuck atlas]

So yesterday was bug

Hi nixy

[bleak osprey]

yes

[stuck atlas]

So my meme is invalid now

[lone wadi]

Imma buy all epics to gold vanda and the nissan
I ain't going for 911 gt3rs not the noble since buying epics for them ain't worth it and of course imma unlock that aspark for free

[stuck atlas]

[pure plaza]

Noble would be better value tbh

[floral bronze]

noble value is gonna be impeccable for f2p players

[unique pewter]

noble m600 would be better value than GT-R50

[floral bronze]

considering ... well, champ 3

[unique pewter]

since GT-R50 is also a LS car

[left night]

new stages opened?

[abstract thistle]

Gtr-50 BP is available in VIP store?

[pure plaza]

Yuh

[lone wadi]

Gold vanda for mp and Gauntlet and nissan as a car that's just there noble would be worth it but 14 epics i cant aford that

[floral bronze]

the three of them are in ls sooo

[left night]

name all of them alien

[slow dove]

12/85

[pure plaza]

Noble epics are a lot more inaccessible

[white galleon]

Just casually defeating these powerful cars

[pure plaza]

Not noble

[floral bronze]

vanda and noble are 16

[lone wadi]

Hm you are true on that

[eternal wigeon]

refreshed my store 💀 for unlock all 3 cars inculding gt3rs + gtr50

[floral bronze]

dont count that ofc

[lone wadi]

Yeah but i already have a lot of vanda epics

[subtle veldt]

It’s actually a free owl with an extra 16 bps

[slow dove]

welcome to the spam

[pure plaza]

Then rely on tc

[floral bronze]

how many

[left night]

now it's time to grind 55 million credits and golden my GT3 and vanda

[strange pine]

5k

[pure plaza]

[slow dove]

free refresh?!

wow

[eternal wigeon]

goodbye spam 🥱

[floral bronze]

ts be me so real

[lone wadi]

6 placed + one for free and i can buy one now so i can have it half gold

[white galleon]

I already 4* the 911rs ,i think i can 6* it if i spend gems

[floral bronze]

zamn

[eternal wigeon]

i dont have free refresh i pay 250 token hey

[left night]

true

[lone wadi]

Anyways in a few days imma finaly finish the jesko upgrades

[pure plaza]

Mine is 570S and jesko

[bleak dove]

Why Gameloft keep messing up things? This season alone we had Anniversary event messed up, which took them a whole day to fix it, and now this. I am fed up with it. From now on I will spend $199 on the game monthly instead of $200. Maybe then they will get a taste of their own medicine when such a MASSIVE benefactor was to launch an ATTACK on their game. I'm giving them one last chance and if they do not heed my warning, they must prepare for the consequences that come with it since it's illegal in in the hit arcade racer game Asphalt Legends (formerly known as Asphalt Legends Unite and even more formerly known as Asphalt 9: Legends).

[lone wadi]

Only need around 4.5 m creds

[tawny seal]

Lol 🤣, cinema I think it is near 8 million credits

[floral bronze]

youre basically at my pace (well, minus the part where i uhhh have stock vanda)

[left night]

yapper

[subtle veldt]

Tei I’m going for maxing gt3rs (9 bps left), getting me owl to 3 stars and also decided to go for gtr50 since all other supports are maxed, I’m thinking of buying myself some gt3rs epics too, is that fine?

[left night]

u sonning

[eternal wigeon]

No need can you max 6* in 27 days

[subtle veldt]

I ain’t reading allat

[white galleon]

What a complaint,that Gameloft won't be caring about 😂

[pure plaza]

I mean, I don't grind mp2 anymore so my 570S is just gathering dust

[tribal tulip]

Ikr

[floral bronze]

wouldnt gt3rs render italdesign comepletely useless?

[white galleon]

Bruh,i have it at 2/42, assuming i get average 2-3bps ,i can't max it

[left night]

pls my 570S is kinda upgradeless

[tribal tulip]

Nissan = dust collector garage value

[subtle veldt]

Yeah but I’m going for it just in case a future event appears where I need it, you never know right?

[floral bronze]

its so abundant still

[subtle veldt]

also I mean why not go for that too

[eternal wigeon]

i want get owl because isnt legend store car.

[tribal tulip]

Same reason for ms

Me*

[left night]

I've been waiting for my exotic and NSX epics asphalt dev

[bleak dove]

you fell for the main mechanic that keeps players hooked on this game, fomo

[white galleon]

I have the Italian design at 3* should i go for it in shop or not worth spending coins?

[tribal tulip]

Tbh simple fix stop spending.

[fading flame]

Idk how long it took me to get this car to 4*

[subtle veldt]

Yeah but it would just be useless saving my spotlight tokens since I’m very close to maxing the gt3rs, so why not 5 star that too

[pure plaza]

Tf do u need with ER W70 anyways

[tribal tulip]

Their getting greedy asf

[subtle veldt]

Isn’t hard

and it’s not like I’m poor or anything

[left night]

to make my garage way better than u

[tribal tulip]

U can't

Blue has a F5

[fading flame]

Anyway now i can do its final stage and get the epic

[floral bronze]

Depending on whether you have gt3rs, vanda, and/or other cars to use in mp1
If you do, then its better to skip it since vanda's accel is way too much for anything gauntlet that isnt div 5

[modern cairn]

Dude why 4* regera have such a bad handling

[lone wadi]

When is Gameloft gonna max crédits actually obtainable cuz gold damm i have so many cars to upgrade and only 18 m creds

[tawny seal]

What stage of the multiplayer is best for grinding credits?

[pure plaza]

Stage 6

[white galleon]

I have vanda at 3* and 911 at 4*,noble at 4*,owl locked

[pure plaza]

Or Owl stage in Hololive

[floral bronze]

full on vanda/owl then

[left night]

can u spare me 10M of them

[left night]

for a person who don't have owl?

[floral bronze]

you only need to unlock owl, save credits for vanda

[white galleon]

Okay thanks for advice

[west vector]

twin

[tawny seal]

Thanks

[mossy laurel]

thank god we can grind spotlight for creds

[white galleon]

Should I 2* it or only keep it unlocked?

[mossy laurel]

i was exhasted from sh

[pure plaza]

U will have owl if u have enough currency

[floral bronze]

Get enough to gold vanda first, that means 16 epics

[left night]

me who have 50 bp of owl

[pure plaza]

Thx for reminding me I can now do vertical asphalt farming

[white galleon]

Okay 👌

[pure plaza]

18 more days

[lone wadi]

Fah no

[mossy laurel]

not just that, its literal afk farming and less time consuming than sh

[left night]

also I just realized that if I unlocked owl I will be in div 5 wish me liuck @pure plaza

[tribal tulip]

Ur done for

[pure plaza]

Stock owl is only 3.6k

[tribal tulip]

😭

[floral bronze]

Isnt owl at 3900 stock?

[tribal tulip]

He's gonna die

[left night]

I will 2 star it

[tribal tulip]

Yup he done for

[floral bronze]

Still at stock f5 rank

[lone wadi]

Just dont upgrade it

[mossy laurel]

how bro reaching div 5 cause of 3900 rank car

[pure plaza]

U aren't required to upgrade

[lone wadi]

I got to div 5 cuz of the great ultima

Has been a pain in the ahh since then

[pure plaza]

probably he took my venom gl7 acc

[left night]

I just had a plan grinding epics for GT3 and vanda since those will help me in gauntlet

[mossy laurel]

i left sh , i rather max my jag from hunt

[pure plaza]

Just do the "funny"

[left night]

and my GT3 is 4 star and vanda is 3 star so at the end I will have max GT3 and 5 star vanda

[lone wadi]

Le " funny " is very risky

How many bps to go from 5 to 6* for gt3rs?

[pure plaza]

I forgot the gt3rs even existed

[mossy laurel]

50

[pure plaza]

Rotting at 1.8k

[left night]

[lone wadi]

I be like 5 bps short from 6*

[mossy laurel]

nice, i need 3bps rn

[pure plaza]

Refresh

[mossy laurel]

[left night]

welp it's time to grind credits for 2 months

[lone wadi]

Yeah i will probably do that

Even for extra vanda epics

[pure plaza]

Or VIP shop

[iron ore]

[lone wadi]

LS existe vro

[regal plank]

Whale

[left night]

also @pure plaza don't 🦛 me

[rare crypt]

Location off yet this mf's know what country I'm currently in

[left night]

gold when @iron ore

[lone wadi]

Damm great add

[pure plaza]

Ezequiel

[swift merlin]

Consider the locale of your device and also your public ip address

[regal plank]

Blukat

[lone wadi]

Bro why is Algeria banned on asec dawg

Site wont even load

Have to vpn this ahh

[tulip raven]

Trash car

[floral bronze]

doubt its the web itself

[balmy mason]

What epics should I focus on, noble?

[torpid stirrup]

I have 9 of them

[tulip raven]

Cgt better

[floral bronze]

noble/vanda ig

[tulip raven]

Accel then nitro

[balmy mason]

Vanda is in ls cro

[balmy mason]

Son what

[floral bronze]

gng half of the cars are in ls

[pure plaza]

Buy Civic epics

[lone wadi]

Yeah but 10 k per epics is crazy expencive

[balmy mason]

No its not for vanda or high a class

[floral bronze]

lykan is 15k btw

[tulip raven]

I thought you asked where should you focus in noble

[lone wadi]

Ik dont worry

[floral bronze]

cente is 15k btw

[lone wadi]

In ls

[balmy mason]

No worries I meant which car to get for

[normal socket]

[torpid stirrup]

Luckily I gold it through last year's 20th anni spotlight

[lone wadi]

Me after getting all epics in the anniv spotlight for free

[tulip raven]

Vanda noble and gt3rs all good

[pure plaza]

For yall that didnt gold ur Civic yet gold it now

[floral bronze]

anyway, back to the topic: just gold noble -> vanda

[paper tendon]

Not bad for first try

[lone wadi]

Golded it last Holo spotlight

[balmy mason]

Well good thing im sitting on 1 million trade coins

[paper tendon]

And

[lone wadi]

Lucky

[bleak osprey]

well yeah, it's based on class

[floral bronze]

gotta love the pricing

[balmy mason]

Lp carried

[torpid stirrup]

I have 2 targets: noble epics and owl epics for this holo spotlight

[balmy mason]

And special hunts

[lone wadi]

[floral bronze]

mine is gt3 and ital

[tulip raven]

For me noble and gt3rs
Vanda trash 🚮

[minor raft]

hate this scrolling

[severe charm]

[torpid stirrup]

I have gt3 and vanda gold

[tawdry oracle]

[floral bronze]

noble is kinda optional cuz i have near gold utopia

[bleak dove]

yes bro i doomscroll

[lavish geyser]

I just had that

[tulip raven]

Yep
They should put a shortcut for it

To directly access shop

[lone wadi]

Donar plz

I need 3 more for gold

[modern cairn]

Mp1 is filled by sf90s

[tawdry oracle]

Really want to

[pure plaza]

Oh yeah. Got 4* DBS770U today

[torpid stirrup]

My main aim is the owl
A substitute for ta/og nevera in gauntlet

[lone wadi]

And the blody event ain't giving

Oh fah

[tawdry oracle]

I'm gold already at last its SH

[bleak osprey]

doomscrolling skills finally being useful

[lone wadi]

I forgor about ds

[robust pendant]

vanda eip ?

[tawdry oracle]

Even sold like 10 eips spare back then

[peak kraken]

Alguien sabe los códigos

[lone wadi]

Yeah well back then i slaved alot so no thanks

[lone wadi]

Worth it

[obtuse sigil]

Should Asphalt add this car

[lone wadi]

Mid looking

[bleak dove]

we need tuktuk first

[thin latch]

No

[torpid stirrup]

Toyota gr-gt?

[pure plaza]

Vespa 127 when

[gentle crown]

That’s nice car tho they shud have add it

[obtuse sigil]

Yes

[gentle crown]

It is Toyota GR GT

[charred osprey]

We do NOT need that

[peak kraken]

Does anyone know the codes?

[pure plaza]

Imma go buy a curry puff

[bleak osprey]

you're right, we need a hello kitty car instead

[lavish geyser]

Hiii toisk hows u

[charred osprey]

thats worse

[tawdry oracle]

Also mario kart

[charred osprey]

We dont need you in game nix

[lavish geyser]

Howdy snuffrico howd u

[charred osprey]

idk im working so

Theres that

[bleak osprey]

the dev team is drooling over my ideas

[charred osprey]

I know they are sire

[tawdry oracle]

Uma colab when

[bleak osprey]

🐴

[swift merlin]

Umazing

[torpid stirrup]

Such a juicy target
Already have it 6*

[thin latch]

🐳

[charred osprey]

game would break actually

game breaking collab

[swift merlin]

Second to Vocaloid

[iron ore]

[charred osprey]

Real

wow alien

[swift merlin]

Looks like a car

[tawdry oracle]

So whale

[floral bronze]

whalien

[tawdry oracle]

Still stock

[robust pendant]

I'm good you ?

[iron ore]

slide decal

[floral bronze]

saem

now slide anime girl decal

[timid tundra]

This EIP upgrade is an entire main stat upgrade

[tawdry oracle]

Peak japchae decal

[stuck atlas]

Should I gold this frog

[torpid stirrup]

Gold

[floral bronze]

slide decal

[timid tundra]

Emojis + OWL star up

[lavish geyser]

Very good toisk work on things slowly and steadily

[tribal tulip]

Ngl me and this car do not get along well 😂

[tribal tulip]

Dis some BS

[floral bronze]

original gangster

[lavish geyser]

@pure plaza who says u need gold

[tribal tulip]

FIGHTING to survive while usin it

[lavish geyser]

Max star stage 7

[robust pendant]

same here

[tribal tulip]

I'm at 53/85

[robust pendant]

[torpid stirrup]

4* upgrades
Getting epics for this

[tribal tulip]

Gonna be hoping I can get it

[lavish geyser]

Just unlocked mine today

[robust pendant]

nice

[tender trench]

hey chat

[tulip raven]

Is anyone noticing that the chutulu music is being played when we are playing the round?

[bleak dove]

yes we do bro

[iron ore]

@tender trench

[tribal tulip]

Sup Spycy

[lavish geyser]

Hi spicy

[iron ore]

h

[tulip raven]

Anyone?

[tender trench]

oh right

[tribal tulip]

No

[tender trench]

spotlight refresh

[tulip raven]

Wut?

[tender trench]

lets see if they fixed it or not

[lavish geyser]

Erm no

[tribal tulip]

I get the normal stuff from the prv one

[tulip raven]

Then why am I getting it

[tribal tulip]

Ig ur hearing stuff bro 😂

[tulip raven]

Nah I am not joking

[tribal tulip]

Proof then broski

I been saying u hearing it

Yet show nothin to prove Yo clain

[tulip raven]

Wait for 24hrs

[tribal tulip]

Claim*

[tender trench]

its fixed

[torpid stirrup]

Devel at 5* is more friendly for tilt than at previous stars
It feels reliable enough to use in mp1

[iron ore]

wow he sucks to drive 😹

[tender trench]

no more x1

[tribal tulip]

24hrs? Bro it don't take that long for ticket refill or gas refill

Or a run

[paper tendon]

@bleak dove

[bleak dove]

somebody else mentioned it so you may not be the only one

[tulip raven]

Screen time limit 💔 💔 💔

[tribal tulip]

Bahahah

[tulip raven]

Oh ok

[tribal tulip]

😂😂

[bleak dove]

[tulip raven]

But I’ll definetly mention and show you the proof

[tribal tulip]

Ngl tho Cthulu event music was goated

Better than ts

[bleak dove]

shoutout scotland

[tulip raven]

It is
But it does not suit with the hololive

[paper tendon]

What Scotland

[bleak osprey]

scotloaned mentioned

[tribal tulip]

Then again I play my own music over the games music

[strong glacier]

scot loaned?

[tardy tide]

You do?

[tribal tulip]

I have the TV sound off

I listen to my own music

[balmy mason]

I think im not gonna get noble epics cus I already am easily in champion, it cant beat sf90 and that car is not worth its rank in guantlet, basically I need S class cars like maybe golding chiron or maybe getting owl epics instead

[empty shard]

lurk now or i call ghost busters

[iron ore]

❓

[bleak dove]

yer aff yer heid

[tribal tulip]

Ikr

[boreal stirrup]

No name change?

[paper tendon]

What

What is yer

[bleak dove]

🫵

[boreal stirrup]

[floral bronze]

your eternal reward

[tribal tulip]

Also hiya food 😂 I proved myself right around Vanda takes no skill with it to be good with it

[paper tendon]

Your f your hate?

[iron ore]

tf even is this 🥀

[floral bronze]

ah yes

[verbal schooner]

@strong glacier @kindred epoch self promo in dm

[empty shard]

i guess bro

[boreal stirrup]

Are spasm

[empty shard]

remastered

[tribal tulip]

I kinda want it lol

[empty shard]

wait is it lp

[iron ore]

LMAO

[bleak dove]

you're off your head, means ya crazy

[iron ore]

i agree

[paper tendon]

Bruh

[tribal tulip]

Hi eem

[lean ore]

[empty shard]

hii hru

[lean ore]

Aggresive laugh

[bleak dove]

now teach a dutch slang

[iron ore]

no

[empty shard]

@iron ore is that from LP the emote

[pure veldt]

the asphalt experience

[empty shard]

slooow

[paper tendon]

Kanker

[empty shard]

where is it from then

[tribal tulip]

Gud 4:46 am no sleep. And only lasted 46min on dark souls before having to quit. Smth was gonna get thrown.

[strong glacier]

I mean it's dm, I can't do anything, only kick, and depend on your setting they can still able to message you

[empty shard]

always assume every car will god game no matter how stable

[iron ore]

[empty shard]

damn i js got back from school

[tribal tulip]

Block em

Ez fix

[verbal schooner]

its connected cause they were on my stream earlier

[lean ore]

Ts deserves to be added here frfr

[verbal schooner]

anyways i reported it here anyways to scare him off

[verbal schooner]

likely a child too

no telling

[pure veldt]

hello for boosting

[robust pendant]

should I stop buying gtr50 bps ?

[bleak osprey]

yes

[lean ore]

Whole world rn:

[tribal tulip]

That does not scare ppl off.

[empty shard]

spamming this with vanda LMAOOO

[strong glacier]

kicked

[iron ore]

"120$ per barrel"

[cerulean cave]

Your choice...noble is a good car

[lucid bane]

its basically just

[minor raft]

bugged timer

[iron ore]

[verbal schooner]

it actually does

[tribal tulip]

Hi BNG ✌️

[lean ore]

:fishge:

[verbal schooner]

get reported to a mod and your ego drops

[sacred dagger]

🔥

[bleak dove]

thanks will say it when I come to lands of the nether

[tribal tulip]

Depends on person

[verbal schooner]

yeah it does depend

but who cares, it was a child

[paper tendon]

Good luck

[empty shard]

@iron ore wait so all those emotes are free

[verbal schooner]

hes not supposed to be on discord

[worn aurora]

bro i heard were gonna get a mayhem event again

[tribal tulip]

Which tbh sucks lol a lot of ppl need an ego dropped 😭

[iron ore]

how do i even know

💔

[verbal schooner]

you wanna drop your ego? 1v1 me in quake champions

[bleak dove]

I dont need luck, luck needs me 😈

[empty shard]

i mean theyre not in LP where else could they be theres also a spotlight on going that doesnt have them

[tribal tulip]

Quake champions?

Tf is that?

[lavish geyser]

Hiii eem

[empty shard]

[jaunty plover]

damn donate those 5x mustang rtr bps

[robust pendant]

[tribal tulip]

And ion got an ego 😂 I just talk trash on how Vanda takes no skill to drive.

[robust pendant]

I didn't notice

[verbal schooner]

good, another vanda hater is always appreciated

kill vandas

[tribal tulip]

Tys

[empty shard]

he hates vanda!! @cursive knoll humble him!!!

[tribal tulip]

Besides 😂 I play games like Dark souls as well. So until I beat the first one ion got bragging rights

[tender trench]

kill vandas fr

[verbal schooner]

he cant

[iron ore]

😹

[verbal schooner]

im clearly better than mystic

[robust pendant]

sin supremacy

[tribal tulip]

Toxxy an Aline

[verbal schooner]

im an alien but not that type of alien

[iron ore]

uh huh

[verbal schooner]

useless stop it

[iron ore]

why

blud

[worn aurora]

is the zr1 a skill car or spam car?

[tribal tulip]

2 more till Valk noice

[empty shard]

spam

[tribal tulip]

Spam

[robust pendant]

you fly and abduct people ?

[empty shard]

zr1 takes no skill to use it

[robust pendant]

[tribal tulip]

Question how it take ya that long to type that question?

[tidal flume]

Yo

[bleak dove]

cows not people

[verbal schooner]

sigh read the toxxy lore!!

[tidal flume]

Loooore

Binz

@binz

[robust pendant]

I live under a rock

[tribal tulip]

Ofc u do

[empty shard]

when are you gonna release the toxxy files tho

[robust pendant]

[worn aurora]

poor internet bruh took long to send

[balmy mason]

Can it beat s class evo cars in mp or 9x8 in guantlet? Didnt think so

[tribal tulip]

☠️

[verbal schooner]

when td gets removed from the game and bugs get fixed in my document

[pure veldt]

rare chimera jumpscare

[tribal tulip]

I had a friend that actually has to use TD 😭

[robust pendant]

gl is gonna force their players to gid gud

[iron ore]

tell him use md

[copper fractal]

[copper fractal]

[tribal tulip]

Can't when your nerves are destroyed ☠️ that's as far as I'm Goin with this Convo

[paper tendon]

[verbal schooner]

good, asphalt becomes quake

get good or screw off

[robust pendant]

good thing imo

[verbal schooner]

very good thing

[stuck atlas]

@copper fractal Momo

[jaunty plover]

[copper fractal]

Yoo

[verbal schooner]

it slightly kills the game in favor of making it less annoying

[copper fractal]

Sticker perms

Man

Nearly sent tired

[bleak dove]

should i send devel

[verbal schooner]

oh cool stickers got moved down to legend

[robust pendant]

no more vanda road rage

[empty shard]

and combined together i guess

[copper fractal]

[waxen zinc]

Think too much development strained onto an casual control gimmick?

[copper fractal]

[tribal tulip]

Called still be Vanda spam either way

[verbal schooner]

absolutely

[empty shard]

[verbal schooner]

apparently during a closed beta touchdrive was the only control scheme

[bleak dove]

Oh, silly me! I can't find it at the moment 😕 think you can send it for me? 😊

[tribal tulip]

Gotta remember Vanda takes no skill to drive 😂

[robust pendant]

well yeah but no more td trains at least

[waxen zinc]

[verbal schooner]

imagine this game ONLY having trashdrive

[copper fractal]

[tribal tulip]

I wouldnt be playing

[waxen zinc]

The one during 2017 beta?

[verbal schooner]

yeah i assume so

[golden bay]

thank god they added md

[worn aurora]

m600 or valhalla

[verbal schooner]

like, manual wasnt implemented in any proper way

[golden bay]

valhalla

[verbal schooner]

especially touch to steer

[empty shard]

[golden bay]

m600 is just valhalla but slightly worse

[tribal tulip]

Ye ikr lmao I wouldn't be playing if they didn't

F touchdrive

[worn aurora]

i play 4 finger tap on mobile

[verbal schooner]

also consider the fact the game forces touchdrive upon new players instead of making it optional

like youre made to think its better when its enabled

it sounds like its better when you use it

[waxen zinc]

i guess that make sense but wouldnt during development of the game it should've have one manual control though?

[bleak dove]

idk about that, like if a skilled player drives it it was pretty much very hard to beat before evo

[verbal schooner]

what fool wouldnt fall for the word "touchdrive" sounding cool

[robust pendant]

it loads then with it at tut doesn't it

[tribal tulip]

Bro I did it yesterday ts take no skill to drive

[verbal schooner]

they advertise td as a new cool way to play racing games

[golden bay]

what's the best update in asphalt legends history?
noob: hololive spotlight
pro: easter and american spotlight
hacker: manual drive update

[verbal schooner]

so its moreso like that

[tribal tulip]

Did it on the free try in MP2

[verbal schooner]

its a trap, just like the microtransactions

they deceive you into thinking you get value out of bundles for the price you pay

[tribal tulip]

Vanda takes no gd skill to drive. The very least it takes barely any

[verbal schooner]

but this isnt exclusive to this game

what is exclusive to this game though is the 100 pages of my bug document

[robust pendant]

it needs track knowledge and that's basically it

[tribal tulip]

Exactly

That's all

[verbal schooner]

go away basu pookie

[tribal tulip]

Then Voila ur good to go 😂

[plain turret]

[waxen zinc]

i pressed to Mutt about it but idk if he did see it yet.

[verbal schooner]

boost saw it dw

[waxen zinc]

Less bugs, the better?

[golden bay]

:kuruweird:

[verbal schooner]

i just keep forcing it cause its funny

[tribal tulip]

Vanda just means you got no back bone and no skill.

[verbal schooner]

thats the intent

its why i havent been buying legend passes for the past 3 seasons including this one

[tribal tulip]

Sadly they do the opposite of that 😭

[verbal schooner]

not intentionally

[waxen zinc]

only matter of when they'll get it patched...
But tbf the former devs kinda didnt took bugs into serious hands i m guessing..

Leaving the current devs to attempt so.

[verbal schooner]

bugs happen cause they dont care to playtest

[robust pendant]

so buffing credits by gameloft standards is lowering 20x chance ?

[verbal schooner]

its been 5 months tian

[tribal tulip]

They add more instead of getting rid of bugs

[waxen zinc]

Like they just dropped the bucket list onto the current team.

[verbal schooner]

i dont know what to tell you

they just gave up

[waxen zinc]

is there some still from A9's era?

[verbal schooner]

that 180 bug fix update they announced was the biggest lie ive ever seen

plenty a9 bugs still exist yes

[cursive knoll]

try me

[robust pendant]

alright guys

sl or sh?

[tribal tulip]

Mystic don't 😭

[verbal schooner]

you can see an a9 icon next to issues related to before unite came out

[waxen zinc]

So yes, the former team just dumped a bucket list for the current team to handle, ah geez...

[pure veldt]

fight fight fight fight

🍿

[verbal schooner]

well theyve fixed SOME a9 bugs

[golden bay]

sl

[verbal schooner]

its not like theyre incapable

they just dont do it

[golden bay]

I ain't putting 120 hours to grind for sh

[tribal tulip]

Don't encourage Mystic will lose against Toxxy 😭

[robust pendant]

I need my 3 epics blud

[tribal tulip]

Go get em

[lean ore]

toxxy the tarsh

[tribal tulip]

☠️

[waxen zinc]

was the former team catching bugs fast?

[verbal schooner]

i didnt care back then

[queen bobcat]

Should i grind in mobile?

[verbal schooner]

i got pissed off when unite came out in the way it did

[queen bobcat]

For ads

[verbal schooner]

which is why i made a bug document only after unite

[tribal tulip]

Kitty cat.

[shell elm]

Dude so much luck

[bleak dove]

please 1v1 me am gl11 and my best car is fxxk

[queen bobcat]

What?

[tribal tulip]

Ur pfp

Kitty cat

[daring trail]

wdym grind mobile for ads

[bleak dove]

bro!!! be quiet 😹 you loose to me

[queen bobcat]

Play special hunt

[golden bay]

grind mobile ads?

"only 1% can beat this level"

[queen bobcat]

And got credit from ads

[daring trail]

if you have the resources, go for it

[median owl]

Yeah

It’s the only way tbh

[tribal tulip]

Fahh I'm tired 😭

5:05am

[lean ore]

Tawp

[median owl]

Donate credits

Need to gold

[meager flame]

already tired?

[tribal tulip]

Bro it's 5:05am I been up all night 😂

Gimmie a break

[cursive knoll]

Did people not play or what

[lean ore]

Buy for

[tribal tulip]

Sleep ain't gonna do anything tonight tho I'd only get an Hr and a half

[meager flame]

weak mortal

[tribal tulip]

Kinda why I bought 3 monsters for today

[cursive knoll]

wish me luck for today's exam bro

🙏

[tribal tulip]

And gonna drink a big thing if coffee

[cursive knoll]

i woke up early to study for it

[stuck atlas]

GL

[tribal tulip]

Gl bro