#🏎・general
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bikus dikus bom bikus
@hot tangle thank you so much!
ni
no
instead we say b word
NICE GUY!

ben.
no prob sir!
Daycare behaviour
say it...
no
no way youre above 18
@hot tangle Omg!! Thank you for the legend pass!! you really nice guy! 
ik i am a kid
ahm..i think i said it first T_T
no.
i say.
double that thing
brada
that ain't nutella...
"saar"
nugget chiken
holy

cologne cathedral 😍
wow!
... thats all the key is worth?
no
wow!

aight im ignoring stage 6 that thing is useless
with the LP, yes
@tender trench
no....saar plz
i am ma'am bikus dikus tung tung bombardiro.
okay what's the lore?
with lp too damn
Cure my pain pls
of this "saar"
thats how indians say sir
What is "saar"?
so why not
no we dont
how can I help you today
most of them do 
Erase this brain rot
hi saar @hot tangle

@unique pewter Why can't we suggest new cars anymore. what is the reason?
@ Discord Mods
seriously...

nope this is some illiterate foreigners representation of india
people in my school literally do that 
u aint indian right?
no more mee6?
what is this thing..
dyno was always here
LETS GO
bruh i literally am
mee6 is still here
🥀
🥀
dyno isnt new
Alright Im out
i hate mee6 so much
mee6 hate is valid
ye but i thought this server only used mee6
@restive tusk are you single?
its a bad bot with a bad reputation for its ai use
welp
That's a bot
hi saar! @hot tangle
there are like 10 bots here
your school is the anomoly 
hello saar....! @earnest tundra
lowkey thought u said u were singaporean once
dont even care abt the ai part i just hate how annoying it is
@restive tusk reply saar
how is vijay a singaporean name
Mee6 in 2026? Ewww
yeah well its a moderation bot set up by the mods
i was confused too
How are you saar?! @hot tangle
atlas is better...
atlas mention
finally done with this
how has this entire chat turned into saars and brada
atlas is powered by femboys
@jovial path what have you done
@earnest tundra i am going to make breakfast saar. maybe
sup lil bro

tf they changed the nitro firing spot for the Nevera R
congrag!

yeah
what..?
wtf is taht
@hot tangle OMG!! s-saar?! can i have somee pleasssssssse? 
can you two stop roleplaying
saar idk what to cook....i am a very bad cook sar...
@restive tusk accept my apology.
also why r u still awake

bro its 2 pm
saar i help you.

its ok
i agree with this, i never seen and heard anybody drag the word "Sir" like that tbh 
wait what how?
my dude you've been online for like 15 hours now
they changed it since the last update
thank you ❤️
im always online
bro 2pm? you were online 12 HOURS AGO
oh yeah i forgot
nope
MEE6
i was online ever since 8 pm
that ain't a bot...
hm

woah..
welcome to the party
y-you SCAMMED me!

carbon its very obvious...
ikr
any mod able to mute vijay? his mental health needs recovery
like i am so stupid i fell for it...T^T
or youre underage 
@copper shadow go moderate vijay
you'll be easy to scam 
ayo
Oh nvm
no saar...
ban
fixed?

Lucky enough

@copper shadow saar....you scammed me.
saar your sibling is disturbing me...
dude stop running a local llm
@restive tusk saar why are you scary...
a what 
local large language model
oh
saar are you single?
This lowkey got me
llm
ayo wth
i forgot 


isnt fixed, in my experience, it just depends upon the type of ads u watch
i noticed a clear pattern of which ad aint giving rewards
idk why i am so childish (online) but i love it for some reasons
wat is going on?
hmm same nitro
what
Gn.
quan spotted 

same, if it was an apple store official ad, then it would always work for me. any other ad (especially interavtive) breaks
no i asked first!!
cys
they said yes
a
Gn
there's 0 pattern over here
there's not anything new in the game for today, only for tomorrow
cuz no responsibility to stay mature here
just dont be bum :>
ikr soo boring
they did 
damn, guess I'll grind mp1
@unique pewter hes right, in my experience, interactive ads does break
only 2 stradale bps im getting by todays event ig
yay! best server
wolf cut pfp
my Burger King ads always work
I can get the same ads and sometimes they work sometimes they don't
mcdonalds better
none of my ads are consistent
i love their products
i always get mcdonalds ads bro
they only have a 30% working rate and they're completely random
makin me hungry
mostly the frape
yeah the chef one is peak if you know what i mean
real;
i want my hall effect keyboard
i wanna play analog
i always get that 
idk then tbh
but for me, theres a clear pattern

Isn't there like a $200 ROG one
my lekker tikken switches coming tomorrow:
i only got one tab open saar
HE overrated as hell
here in my office we have a unnecessarily weird rule. u can't drink coffee without leaving a cheerful note at the box. if you are caught doing. humans won't let you drink coffee for a whole week
More like one billion
its awesome
hate chrome
3 tabs in firefox:
Time to search history
i mean its rlly nice dont get me wrong, but its so overhyped
That's ur school Chromebook
not sure what the hype is
indian schools dont give chromebooks
recently just ditched my HE for some chinese switches
sus someone said
other than they dont wear out as easily
Its a joke
nice joke then
hello basu

In the Philippines we have to bring our own gadgets in some schools
Morning
if you look at pc servers (especially the BAPC hellhole) the ppl who aren't actually into keebs always just go "oooh look HE HE HE"
Like mine
hehe mentioned
How you doing Recently ?
100%, broke the board before the switches had any issue at all
Just don't ping them now
T^T
ghimme a min lemme finish a round of TA
SRT8*
my keycaps are wearing out though but ive had these custom ones for almost 4 years
and by wearing out i mean only the spacebar
i will be playing properly after 1 week maybe
I haven't seen Hehe since last friday, is he alright?
relatable
not like that
everyone's got their own time saar


all mods are leaving this server 
Yellow
hola
oh 
aight done the round do you wanna hope into a vc?
Fix ads mojang
thx for remind me 🥀
or we just gonna run a race?
not even robro
Btw I'm taking that gif as well thank you.
ive been running the apex pro for like 2-3 years? nice board
Someone knows how to get the TA eips faster cuz i need only one since 60 races of the 6* stage
Spam
speedtricks
hack gamesloft and demand eip
@hot tangle :> ?
spg reference 
I'm selling one for a dollar 
(yes i used to have an hp kb)
60% gets the job done for me tho
I remember back then I had a mini Bluetooth keyboard and I used that to play gt racing 2 sometimes but usually use touch controls
gogaming
Why bro grinding when ad rewards broke
it was cheap man 
...this might be #🪄・off-topic but have you guy's stumbled upon this guy content?
24?
you need 24???
32 mins of asphalt gaming
And 2nd someone knows how to fix the -10 bug in mp1 cuz every single time i get under 1 st place im getting negative points And on first place only 5 -7 points . Inwich im not even in top 500 but i have an rating of 3500
if a game doesnt have huge anime girls he hates it
FACTS
I managed to find a loophole on the ads. I've unlocked the car already
bet he is going to glaze the next season 
lemme find a pic of my keeb
hololive event: 
not big enough for him
we need bigger
My lawyers advised me to not go beyond this point





we need less collabs and more bug fixes
Yeah... Like that one IGN critique about Cuphead tutorial.
Yes
Subbed to him
yea bro that guy just has a massive skill issue



Admitting to using track exploits eh 
the hp one is near my monitor whenever i need arrow keys
Nah... Most of his contents are criticism that I found it somehow useful sometimes annoying to hear it.
whale
ahhhhh smart
what i hate about most keycaps is the typeface they have printed on always
At least he said some titles that rlly are trash
and if you wanna make your own you need to spend so much for some random company to print them on for you
Hey but in Private races its allowed

:<

Only in Mp is it not allowed
bro got first place
Mind if I take this pic too?
my kb does ahve arrow keys but i have to do fn + w to activate them
Private lobby is MP 
oh ew
yikes thats bad
i google it
ive gotten used to it
60% moment
I'll take that as yes, thank you.
No i mean in Hunts my god
nah bro this game is trolling me
nches
die
LMAO
1 more point dude!!
Grinding mp2 in the big 26 🥀
spam spam spam
vanda spam 
bro this is gonna be my first time on elder 
spam spam
What happens when i draw a smiley face on the great pyramid
just started like 3 months ago 
unc league
Pythagoras will be smiling
jail
ive been playing for 6 years and still havent gotten elder
it requires so much grinding and winning its not even funny
Gotta grind more than that bro.
Smiley face pyramid=mindcap
I feel u, I was at 3000 in MP1 and was on champ 1
what did i do to my zl1 bro
ponk
Tho after that I entered LL so that’s nice
what in the looney toons is this
Any advice you can share for me? since I started this game a month ago.
Looks like NFS Unbound 
never knew Asphalt Legends released in 2020
wym basu
GRIND
i started in early 2019
alo basu
Beta version 
spam f1lm 
Yeah... That sum's up all I need to knew Abt this game thanks
Gold the Vanda.
Get venom
good lord
Temu mindcap
here's my office keeb
this is funnier to me cuz i dont have venom cuz i didnt play spotlight cuz of exams
Hunt for the gold ship noted
and here's my home keeb
Venom before a single class A is crazy
3 controllers is wild
vegito with kojima!!
w rewards 
🐳

Kojima jumpscare
there's more now, since i got the gameloft controller lul
biggest whale oat
been a while since ive seen someoneu se this
Idk man someone talk Abt this car earlier for being not useful in Multiplayer
i would have said that more quietly too 
what bro talking in discord bout

aint no way he uses arch btw
i mean i use arch too
i've been dailying arch since i was 14
i have used windows like once in the last year, and only for assetto corsa 
i wanna switch to linux but ive js gotten too used to windows so i keep coming back
i still stick to windows since linux doesnt fit my needs
🥀
So I'm not the only one who is obsessed about this kind of stuff
cant run voicemeeter and most games/vr titles on linux
but i have the perfect setup for linux
full on amd
tbf most games do run these days, the ones that don't is because they intentionally block linux
I did it !!!
whoever said that was on drugs trust
most AAAs just work day 1
Windows has more funny software
jee jee
im aware, just that i use virtualdesktop for vr and the devs there strictly dont wanna do it for linux
ill move eventually, im just waiting for the right moment
VR is the biggest pain point, but depending on the headset it does work on linoox
yeah it does work, im aware of alvr and some other project
but vd has some really neat features
well ok
okay, sure, noted, thanks.
how does thius happen
also autodoc messed up
they sent me the wrong brake pads for the miata 
vegito can i mess you up with my bug document...
LMAO
i saw that
zdr forgot to zdr
GOLD!!!
Now gave that car a big smooch!
i cant lose out on another special hunt 
bro sleep we still have 8 days
thats more than enough timwe
cause it cant be customized
givem e pelase
hell na

Mate i was cooking with it so much before it got finally maxed out .
8 days is nothing considering how much i procrastinate
Still, give that car a big smooch!
LOL
I maxed the TA out after over a year of having it unlocked
i play games when i procrastinate
I feel sad
so it works out for me
VRing
[Fake]
League of legends?
interesting
your lips shall burn

yay
I unlocked the TA from the LP of BF season till this day so it took me literaly to gold it 2 years


The land of toxic players
lotp
Laugh out loud
Is that the short term?
eh
MONEY
Should I get 917 living legnd
saar
Car guys when they're late to work:
Money talks💹
trashdrive:
MONKEY
Wireless
Uhh im taking that too seriously
i told one of my friends to stop using td and he said why turn when the game can do it for me
🥀
this was damn hard to look at
why play game when game plays itself
just dont play the damn game then?
idk just play manual
It doesn't if u do it right

Im trying to prove a point
I grind all night still 6 epic lefy 
whats the point exactly
how 🥀
touchdrive is just a handicap
oh no im specifically just talking abt the ppl with that mindset
I might quit td
please saar
mid lobby
If it stops being useful
its not useful
For me
Vro lost to my 3★ nemesis 
you are actively not learning anything with it
Its old gameplay
you restrict yourself from finding better ways of playing
if you're too lazy to turn ytour car in a racing game then that's just a sign to turn your life around
Not really, it's just make the game experience easy to play but not reliable
you cant do cool stunts, you miss pickups, you get bad times, you lose speed for no reason
Makes sense due to the rest of his lineup being meh (other than the Chirons)
Actually I might quit td
Cuz its just too outrageous
the pur sport losing to a j is just sad
switch to keyboard/touch to steer first
get into a private lobby and practice md
Exactly
then learn controller or tilt if you care enough
Actually i used md on a switch
Gameloft never gives Justice players, i need credits they only give me epics. 💔
If I can play hot pursuit than why not td
what
I got 4 extra epics rn
DAMN
holy moly
I have
I cant cuz i accidentally used the wrong age
i trade Some epic for 
loads of em in Pakistan ngl
There's any event will come?
not even a normal one?
nice
nope
haven't either
I already reached plat lll
its odd
it's somewhat common in my country
everyone here has those bottom of the line suv toyotas
reaching plat doesnt mean much

base model fortuner from 2010
True
its easy if you just trial and error it
cheapest ive seen was 26.5k
Hi everyone
I might actually flick td off and on
yo
Idk
turn it off and KEEP it off
finally after like a billion races
Oh my god IS THAT A CAR?!
if youll gravitate back to it youll never fall out of it
Nobody should touch the TD button ever
the goat of all supras
nice supra bro
yoo 
Thanks
like an addiction
omg
oh hey look its a toyota miata
ok damn thats neato
how on earth bro have 6★ chiron , agera and pur sport
Poor you
Same strat I only open td when I'm about to drift in sharp corner's
they only sold like 200 units in spain
theres a spanish native model?
no, i just mean, it was never imported from anywhere else
it was first registered in spain
bruh
I mean there is such a thing as a good td player its asphaltislife
you can tell because it has the old license plates that show the region it came from
this one was purchased in almeria
Never seen a TA Wallride
also saw this
no it's not a GT-R but cool anyways
everyone got their gold nevera ta already and you still getting started?
It is
wait your on chicago??
Not everyone but many
Wait its a gtt
it is a gtt
im scared
im only 4* as well
probably on pneumatic suspension
probably on bags
what is that?
GT-R but RWD
im gonna slave these last few days
yea
this isnt going to america at all, or anywhere outside that isnt brick, cement or asphalt
oh
42M ?

oh yeah you need to rushb the event then
If ya think that’s low, then the lambo v12 Gran turismo be yer nightmare

If you have then its possible
tax
me slaving this whole sh even after getting the nevera ta
im tired boss
come on man
No
Stage 4 & 5 is so good. 10 race 7 bp guaranteed. But stage 6 is horrible
no
🆗
im js gonna procrastinate once i wake up
what did u expect
trust me developing insomnia is horrible
ive been having sleep schedules like this since i was 7 
mate go sleep. otherwise you're gonna end up with a 3 day circadium rythme
a game is not worth screwing up ur health
someone say sleep? no problem chief
Sleep or else banana
....
I wake up in the middle of the night daily, and I can’t sleep for an hour too 
Okay this is pretty good
my legs hurt 
918 ae sl?
Yeah
Jokes aside. Your habit of having bad sleep schedule since 7 years old can't be justified for your current predicament.
At least 5% or more drop. What is this 2% ? 200+ race and only got 8 epic 
Same twin
mates? ever heard a song name like a prayer?
Heard one from a game before what about it?

Max

bro is one micron off the ground
bro's car is only not touching the ground thanks to ground effect
bro built an ekranoplane
urgh
havent heard that name in a while
no
i have lots of ball game
Wasn't big but good enough.
legend leage ball
i didnt get it

Damn
Son of a
sniper elite looks fun
Perhaps
in
12X and 20X Ad reward Not work Properly
carrera gt or 918 spyder for mp1? i have them both at max, idk which one to upgrade..
It worked for me 
Strangely enough
You'll get something better next time trust the process.
Time to collect

.
I'm not kidding, it always works for me. Why is everyone having an issue with it. 
There's a cheese burger😋
please someone tell....
i'm bored, so i'm playing ds
Carrera will be more reliable
careful though I might explo-
And you're food🐱
Yeah you do😂
u sure? it has slow accel tho
or should i upgrade both
I said Aston key, not that Ferrari
since i got the nevera ta, i can now upgrade ds supports
Rare class c 5* with 200 tokens reward 
Day 2 of asphalt, GL5 and 9 cars unlocked
Good lord
If u can cope with 918's not so amazing handling, then go for 918
yea 
whale\
i'm am md
The 5* rewards from SE gives more 
I got that key before 
what does whale mean?
Then go for 918
it's pretty cheap to upgrade too
Yeah
only 7.5m

Spend a ton. Pay to win
besides the animal whale...
a mammal
Brother found heaven!!!
Whales are reptiles
yet...
Can someone rate my profile
a person who spends a ton of money on games
like al
better as in, 5k credits
like u r a whalee ig
Whale are just terms for people who spends a lot of dime in the game. Or just... Whalety (get it Whealty?- no?)
How, i've spend no money lol
joke
10/10 empty just like my future...
i'm a tuna fish
Sometimes people used it as a joke to praise a garage
you will get used to the slang here in no time
lol alr
This is a bad idea
It is

May your sanity fully intact after the race ends, god speed.
Dawg they pulverized me
ya think
its a song by madonna (idk exact spelling)
One of the Vanda pushed me to the pillar in the tunnel
And the Noble threw me off the map
Not surprised at all welp ggwp bro
bro got banged up

Normal day on asphalt

guys I unlock masrati mc20 gt2 from gauntlet stoore. is it worth it ?
Been a long time since I heard of that singer I might go look up for it later.
My day is ruined
Evo ZR1 time
One of the worse car to possibly buy there
<@&469459051105878016> Solved this Issue
Pls tell me you got it this time🥺
Now it's really getting on my nerves
Nahhhhh
oh nahh
whar
u banned
BeeseChurger 
why’d you have to ping
There's no reason for the ping usage for this case.
🔨 of shame
its blue
????? 
banned for life 
oh noo 😢 its my best c car so i thouht it wuld be good
Really? Now u can't even ping mod for the issue ?
no
Get panamera if you want 
Its the one thing you never do. Ping ALL the mods at once
You want my big mac or my cheesy full amount of cheese?
You could just ping one of active mods.
bro pinged all the mods
congrats for now only 3 blueprint each
Cheesy full amount of cheese 
2
Pinged all the mods = 🔨
A
i mean 3 repeatable 1 blueprint
What star is you? 2*?
@ripe yoke besides, they’re not the ones to take the blame for bugs like these anyway
Thanks now ik your true color now
bro i star it but still i didnt unlock it idk why
It's a key car 
And how am I supposed to know who is a mod ?
the blue name
is that possible for 30 points on 2nd place? i didnt pass gt3rs
blue shield logo.
I am upset now 
you can look the right side see who's on.
Second try, hope this time it will be different ✌️
Oops 😬

Time Attack Hunt is becoming a cause of heart attack💔 .
Okay so the blue shield logo is for those who like to create bugs and then fix it ...
Yes

Frog for feeling better :3
its over
You're... mixing things up?
nonchalantly pings all the mods
@minor raft 
We only report. We're not devs.
being passive aggressive I see

stop playing the ping joke, geez.
they only moderate the chat 
they got nothing to do with the game itself
Isn't the best way to have fun and complain at the same time
@junior raven 
fine 
how good this car? if i want get but maybe mp2 packs changes few months
for you, not for the community around mate
Not in the way you think.
Yeah I know .. I'm just having fun..
It would be fun if it wasn't because of the rule's

eh
jo
How???
trash 🥀
:kekwhar:
jor
can this game shut up already oml
its not that bad
90 jetaj at least

Turn off notifications saar
Can you tell me how did you sign successfuly in gl club?
sign in
Gameloft id 
OFC
Of your acc
Nevermind. The Vandas ganged up on me and the Valhalla. I got knocked down TWICE.
gamesloft screws us again
delightful tc
its still trash 
Vijay 
really where (?)
Just login through ur email connected to ur game ...
dude im gonna run you over with my engine
👋
I alrdy did but this damn game won't even log me in

are you sure your game isnt closing after you try signing in cause of low ram
@waxen zinc let's report they gave class packs
Frog :p
2 points off
Gameloft store
he said game
there, find in black hole
he needs gameloft club, not gameloft shop
I can't argue with toxxy
credit economy in shambles
i need new shop ui now
idk man it still seems fine?
No you do not

Why choose a shop that doesn’t even cater to your needs efficiently
bruh i have all the cars maxed which they are giving in class packs
because money
It takes 11 business days to do so
When the next season will come
💔
Gameloft overcomplicated things with new shop ui 😭
This doesn’t even make me want to spend any more money
all you can eat
only getting trash yo
Not u but maybe
no one
i need aperta epic saar
You should start collecting aperta epics
plze
collect my epic import parts
Is there a car’s epics you have an absurd amount of
but i have at least 30 waiting to be sold
just that im not doing it until i get legend pass again
someone grinded the SC18 SH so much that they got like 20 EIPs spared
one dude has this

Yeah I think that's the problem since i did most of the retry here
kinda high don’t you think?
time for you to get a better phone
Why gameloft owm employee is confused between sf90 and sf90xx
just a bit
Me too
a tad bit, yep
Was hungry
me too
for what?
Were you?
😭
Thats nothing
Just buy all the eips atp 
for better performance on bad phones
Im poor again
ohhh ok
this is stupid
i will send a link you can download ram from there 
Everyone in the first ultima hunt had at least 60 from grinding it out
But it was worth it for gt3rs
zram:
Do you have the epics for the car
mhm
free RAM downloader
how dangerous is the panamera on roman byroads?
Guess who this is supposed to be
Not many but 3/12 atm
the top person in my div4 lobby is using that rn
idk
threat level:0.00005
planning on getting 6 from the spotlight
Not dangerous
MindCap reference
then why T-T
Ideal combo
its all high A low S class
Hitting gl30 soon so the last 3 will be easy to get
Bro knows
Its coughing baby in div4
Because why would you use a slow car
It’s the right kind of car
But it’s slow
The are cars that do the same thing but faster
i sees
all gd references will be caught
👀
not again
update?
Thay done it AGAIN
i dont see it
<<<<< Tidal <<<<<
what update
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