🏎・general

[silver peak]

Poukuna

Goo goo gah gah

[granite rivet]

there are only 24 ppl in 1750+ 😭

[slender pond]

oh yea.these r them

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levels of cringe

[granite rivet]

i want the emoticon bro

[dark garden]

🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀

[silver peak]

Wh

We can't send gif

[dark garden]

no links nob

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💔

[silver peak]

Come blox strike

What does the rider eat to generate nitrogenous farts

[slender pond]

noted. i have enough. just say gameloft to send that in my garage list.

[dark garden]

im garbage at fps games dawg

[silver peak]

U gotta learn em??

[dark garden]

and with that i used up all fuel

[burnt kite]

Hello

[silver peak]

Now come

[dark garden]

those aint my typa games

i find them boring

[silver peak]

Stop giving excuses

U play games which are

Riding cars

😎

And getting new cars

😎

And

🦅

[dark garden]

😎

[slender pond]

how do people even balance 2 wheel vehicles?

i wonder

[silver peak]

Now come

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How old are you

💔

Balancing is easy broda

[slender pond]

older than Jupiter

[silver peak]

The heavier the vehicle

Easy to balance it

I ride s1krr

[granite rivet]

im getting like no points in mp2 💔

[silver peak]

It got thicc tires

Ej to ride

[dark garden]

what rank you doin

[silver peak]

Come blox strike rnnn

[dark garden]

wanna count

[dark garden]

noh

[silver peak]

Come :<

Come unc

[granite rivet]

wdym? im 1609

[silver peak]

Whaaaah

[dark garden]

i mean what car you using and rank

[granite rivet]

the nevera

[slender pond]

Faaaaahhh

[silver peak]

The pain

Pa i respect you tho @slender pond

Keep riding cars

[slender pond]

driving* crusing*

not riding 🙏

[dark garden]

les do together

you count

[silver peak]

Sit on top da car pa

And ride it

[granite rivet]

ok

hold on

[silver peak]

You special ❤️

[granite rivet]

@dark garden u there?

[dark garden]

r

[slender pond]

pg13. so i move on

[restive tusk]

aliamemer has been warned

Reason: Spam

[granite rivet]

go @dark garden

[wind arch]

Lmao

[dark garden]

🥀

[granite rivet]

bruh

[vital lance]

tal

[slender pond]

very nice. 3,2,1

ree6 the best

caught in action, by ree6

[dark garden]

.

gigi

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can i come

[dark garden]

he vanished 💔

you wanna?

@jovial path

[jovial path]

yhas

[dark garden]

ya got evo cente?

[jovial path]

no

[dark garden]

por

ta fuel?

[jovial path]

no

[dark garden]

...

what do you have then 😭

[jovial path]

um

lemme see shaar

[gleaming oar]

when decal for sale

[dark garden]

wow cente has a decal

[slender pond]

is ccgs good against that time in la Boca?

[dark garden]

42 💀

ez win

[jovial path]

42 is insane

[dark garden]

blud jus

[slender pond]

yes. i also thoight. that is sandbagged right?

[dark garden]

you got any 3.8k

[slender pond]

all above that

[low hound]

how tf you thought you can win against venom at freefall

[dark garden]

i wanna do mp2 with him not you cro

[slender pond]

wanna do 1?

[dark garden]

h

[slender pond]

i mean one mp2

[dark garden]

@jovial path you coming or not dawg

[jovial path]

wait saar

[jovial path]

uhh

yes

[dark garden]

im going to touch you

FAS

yes

@slender pond 3.8k rank

get redy

[slender pond]

wait

i was here

[dark garden]

do zat later grr

[slender pond]

3 races i will do later.

[dark garden]

yess now hop on

[slender pond]

let go to mp2.

this is how it went

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3800 car rank saar

[slender pond]

any car specific?

[jovial path]

nop

[dark garden]

vro said 3800 rating

[slender pond]

it eill take time to find 3.8k as mistky above that

mostly

[dark garden]

around 3.8k vro

100less 100 more is fine

[slender pond]

3.8+
3.8-

[jovial path]

@granite rivet saar mp2

[jovial path]

anything

[dark garden]

@granite rivet saar mp2

[low hound]

[bleak osprey]

@granite rivet saar mp3

[dark garden]

[slender pond]

found one with 3787

[dark garden]

fine use

[slender pond]

start in

[bleak osprey]

ok i go stock aeon e

[dark garden]

.

ok i count

on go

[slender pond]

ok

[dark garden]

2

1

[bleak osprey]

6

[dark garden]

go

hell you mean 6

ee

[jovial path]

did i get in with everyone

[slender pond]

vijayvijay

[dark garden]

im in with yo

[granite rivet]

why are yall spamming me 😭

[bleak osprey]

tbh i might as well the few more points for elder league

[fading flame]

Here we go again with that rome track from stage 4
It's already giving me flashbacks from the ccxr sh

[jovial path]

[dark garden]

h

gigis

[jovial path]

gigi

[dark garden]

regera tho

[jovial path]

2*

[fading flame]

Now that Gauntlet is here
I hit 28 for the first time on la boca with the carrera gt

[slender pond]

damn. i hot lagged. and went straight to 8-7

[jovial path]

rip

[dark garden]

whale

[jovial path]

next wat saar

[slender pond]

lets do again

[slender pond]

nah

[dark garden]

whats yo highest ranked @jovial path

withfuel

[jovial path]

chiron 4641

[white bison]

Finally reached the Legend league, only for the triumph rewards 😉

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4/4

[dark garden]

alllrrriighht 4.6k now

[bleak osprey]

holy broke

[jovial path]

ion think rambo has 4.6k

[slender pond]

evwryone lets do ultima

??

mo2

[jovial path]

oh

nvm

[dark garden]

ultimas 4.6k too bruh

[slender pond]

MP2

[dark garden]

same stuff

[slender pond]

ok.

lets do ultima

[jovial path]

4600 rank

[slender pond]

thats my highest

[dark garden]

alrrrigt get redy

[jovial path]

ready saar

[slender pond]

u didnt match

[dark garden]

on go

[slender pond]

which car?

wait

[jovial path]

saar

[dark garden]

i was xjr

[jovial path]

oh

i thoughtu were kimi

[dark garden]

h

ok anyway ready???

[jovial path]

yas

[bleak osprey]

r

[slender pond]

going

[jovial path]

r

[slender pond]

r

[dark garden]

@slender pond r?

h

counting

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count already

[dark garden]

2

1

go

[granite rivet]

@dark garden @jovial path @bleak osprey current rank in saar mp2 ig 😭

[jovial path]

[dark garden]

[granite rivet]

top 100 1750 when

[jovial path]

ooo

[bleak osprey]

+4

[dark garden]

aline

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car kept drifting wide

[slender pond]

sad life

[dark garden]

i hate paris

[slender pond]

worst track.

[bleak osprey]

sharky needs to go back in the ocean

[dark garden]

alr again

r

[jovial path]

r

[bleak osprey]

r

[slender pond]

no control on track. highest stress!! and on top of all so much air stall

no

[jovial path]

wat happen saar

[slender pond]

my urs fuel out.

[jovial path]

wo

[dark garden]

.

[slender pond]

choosing chiron

[jovial path]

use 919 street

o

[dark garden]

hm

[jovial path]

r when

[slender pond]

r

3

[dark garden]

h

[bleak osprey]

j

[slender pond]

2

1

[dark garden]

uh

[swift merlin]

lore

[jovial path]

go when

[dark garden]

bradar

[jovial path]

wat

[dark garden]

i think he-

[slender pond]

say ho mehawk

[granite rivet]

im so glad im not playing with u guys yall would ruin my mmr 😭

[bleak osprey]

the clock is broken

[dark garden]

im counting broh 😭

ok now

r

[slender pond]

r

[jovial path]

r

[dark garden]

2

1

go

[granite rivet]

how the hell

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asphalt 9 legends unite

[dark garden]

w tracc

[jovial path]

real

other than the annoying color bombs

[granite rivet]

how is this possible

[swift merlin]

a9c

[granite rivet]

oh

[slender pond]

no one?

[jovial path]

brah 🥀

[granite rivet]

cool

[jovial path]

bro ur chiron is at 4200

[dark garden]

died at the SAME SPOT

🥀

[jovial path]

we're at 4600 🥀

[slender pond]

yes

[lofty loom]

floaty

[jovial path]

meaning u and me are the same

[slender pond]

aah

[dark garden]

use 919

[slender pond]

lets choose 4100+ i am choosing Egoista

[jovial path]

my fingers are so sweaty

[dark garden]

now i pull chiron :devious

[slender pond]

can we do that

[dark garden]

okok 4.1k lemme see

[bleak osprey]

yeah i can already ses what cars will be in the race

[dark garden]

one:1

[bleak osprey]

4.1k slop

[dark garden]

erm

whar

[jovial path]

heheh

[slender pond]

it is soo fun playing with actual players side by side. even if i lose

[jovial path]

sure

4.1k

[dark garden]

uhh

[bleak osprey]

count and you'll see

[dark garden]

what is it

[jovial path]

nothing special

[dark garden]

r

[jovial path]

iterally

r

[granite rivet]

peak

[jovial path]

r when

[bleak osprey]

b

[dark garden]

r when

son

[granite rivet]

if yall wanna race lets do private lobby

[charred crescent]

nevera r

💀

[dark garden]

get out

[charred crescent]

nuh

[dark garden]

@slender pond r when

[charred crescent]

although, i do need to program

[jovial path]

READY UP

[slender pond]

rimac nevwra?

[low hound]

6

[jovial path]

4.1k rank saar

[dark garden]

4.1k rank

[slender pond]

r

[bleak osprey]

my god yall can't coordinate

[jovial path]

mehawk count

[bleak osprey]

[restive tusk]

offbrandmc has been warned

Reason: Spam

offbrandmc has been banned for 3 days

Reason: Too many infractions

Banned until · Apr 26, 2026, 9:24 PM

[jovial path]

LOL

[bleak osprey]

HAHAHAHAH

and i matched him

perfect

[low hound]

just realized
i can gold sto

[charred crescent]

WHAT

NAHHH

MEHAWK

[teal gull]

U lucky

[eternal wigeon]

Huracan STO is KING accel
good for division 2-3 nice

[bleak osprey]

bro he sent an angry emoji in game

🤣

[slender pond]

we made bro ban. its bad.

[woven harness]

huh

[slender pond]

i cant even unban him

vijay2 can u?

[jovial path]

it's shellover

[jovial path]

later

[woven harness]

what is going on

[slender pond]

can u un-ban him

[silver peak]

@dark garden

[jovial path]

guy was counting so we could match in mp2 but he did it too fast and automod banned him for spam 🥀

[jovial path]

saar am not mod

[silver peak]

I did 360 headshot

With sniper

[jovial path]

uh

[silver peak]

No scope

[woven harness]

oh

[silver peak]

💔

[slender pond]

oh. i thought we can unban as there was button

[jovial path]

tats only for mods to do

[silver peak]

Don't unban

[teal gull]

What did bro do

[bleak osprey]

use brain

[jovial path]

🥀

[silver peak]

Never unban people

[bleak osprey]

[silver peak]

Mass ban them

Till

Uhh idk

[silver peak]

WHAT?

LOL

[teal gull]

Moment of silence for a fallen soldier

[silver peak]

He's autistic

[quartz dome]

[unkempt herald]

Game owes me at least 250k from watched ads without getting reward

[granite rivet]

how did u get decal

[unkempt herald]

When will they fix this

[bleak osprey]

passes man

[tribal terrace]

Is the 918 asphalt edition worth keeping to 3 stars?

[crystal apex]

stupid bug made me forget how to drive

[granite rivet]

dude i wish the 918 ae was faster, the car is beautiful

[quartz dome]

Legend pass

[spice stump]

What is that

[quartz dome]

Im glad 918 ae still has the floatiness

[jovial path]

somehow beat dude with this horrible run 🥀

[granite rivet]

DUDE

[quartz dome]

My pc cant run al (

[granite rivet]

i love the 918ae

[unkempt herald]

Wym

[granite rivet]

i can stop talking about it

[spice stump]

Good

[quartz dome]

It still floats when you drift and bobs up and down

[bleak osprey]

same bro

it's so weird

[bleak osprey]

though this is weirder

😂

[crystal apex]

Lost to a huracan

what a shame

[bleak osprey]

almost 3.5k

[dense dune]

relatable

[spice stump]

God damn man God damn man what is that

[bleak osprey]

that's mp2 so pretty normal

[quartz dome]

Icona goated

Mp1 is also filled with bots

[bleak osprey]

devel time

[lucid wharf]

Moth car

I forgot it had a Grand Prix

[unkempt herald]

I got it to 4 stars, is it good?

[slender pond]

oops i think. i am c00ked.

oh wait. its himalayas.

no one can c00k me in himalayas

[quartz dome]

Regular or spyder

[unkempt herald]

Idk the red one

[slender pond]

amazing-spider man

[quartz dome]

Its decent

[jovial path]

regular

[spice stump]

Unless you're going to be at la Arif una cafe

[unkempt herald]

Is it any good?

[slender pond]

its the best

[quartz dome]

Veterantivities

[slender pond]

i am here right now

[jovial path]

for beginners yes

[formal pivot]

The goat the myth the legend

[restive tusk]

abdulhak0608 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[quartz dome]

Best decal ig

[jovial path]

im curious but does it cost style tokens to buy now 🥀

i hope not

[unkempt herald]

I feel like my LaFerrari and vulcan are useless rn, used them for last gauntlet and got top 5 ranking

[spice stump]

Not cool right and following timing

[quartz dome]

I think you have to pay 5 bucks to get it

[jovial path]

good

[formal pivot]

Div2 ? Lol

[unkempt herald]

Ye 💔

[jovial path]

wouldve been better if it wasnt available at all

[unkempt herald]

Im div 3 now

[hasty knoll]

My first ever win in legend league multiplayer. While only using a 1 ⭐️ Tushek 😁

[quartz dome]

It shouldve been og exclusive and they shouldve made zenvo ts 50th its own decal since it had an se

[formal pivot]

I spawned in div5 from day1 🥀

[jovial path]

real

[spice stump]

I know money and that's Ferrari birthday

[hasty knoll]

Ik im not the first guy to do pull this off. But I gotta call this a personal achievement

[unkempt herald]

Alr bro I just started playing again, literally gl 11 and rep 33

[grim frost]

It’s fascinating that the Battista and Senna had their own at the time

[jovial path]

bro is the luckiest

[grim frost]

Yet not the Zenvo

Zenvo was an easy event back then

[hasty knoll]

I've seen 2 guys who were also lucky and pulled it off with 1 star venoms

[formal pivot]

Oh nice , so I’m guessing the new Porsche asphalt edition is your best car

[quartz dome]

I think they were after chiron. Its crazy how long ago the battista came out

[spice stump]

Ferrari that was cool

[unkempt herald]

I find the centenario better

Rank isn't everything

[grim frost]

2019 in the fall I think. First Senna, then Zenvo, and then Battista

[kindred panther]

https://streamable.com/qhwyhr something something

[unkempt herald]

A 4 star centenario is good against a 1 star Porsche

[jovial path]

saar wat

[quartz dome]

I swear zenvo was b4 senna since they gave senna decals

[hasty knoll]

The one time was @gray apex and I was in that same race on Scotland wildlands with stacked opponents and the other time, I don't know the guys name but he managed to pull it off but it was a much smaller lobby.

[grim frost]

Nah it was after. Senna was the event where you needed to unlock the car to get the packs in the shop

[formal pivot]

Vanda and 9x8 would make the best lovers , focus on them

[hasty knoll]

And that other race was on thousand minarets.

[quartz dome]

Damm

[grim frost]

Then they probably realized how dumb that was given how pissed people were (at the time) from the Jesko DS

[gleaming wigeon]

did you just say VANDA

[quartz dome]

I cant wait for holo sl

[gleaming wigeon]

same

[grim frost]

So Zenvo was the next and easier

[gleaming wigeon]

hopefully its as generous

[quartz dome]

Gonna max vanda and max gt3rs accel

[unkempt herald]

Like, unlocking them?

[slender pond]

despite hating this track. i never go below top 3.

[grim frost]

Then Battista was next and easiest

[kindred panther]

third and last time

[gleaming wigeon]

wasnt it 2nd?

i swear

[grim frost]

Since you just needed the Viper ACR to get through it

[quartz dome]

Ares mayhem event gonna go crazy tho

[gleaming wigeon]

yeah

imma get some new cars

[kindred panther]

no no we had one in 2023

[hasty knoll]

Me two. Im gonna max out everything except the owl

[gleaming wigeon]

ohhh nice what was featured

[formal pivot]

Max them is the goal but even just unlocked and at low star they are good

[hasty knoll]

And try to gold my vanda and maybe the gtr.

[slender pond]

ugh. hololive is coming. those egirls will again cheer us upat start of game with shrill sound.

[gleaming wigeon]

imma 5* vanda and 4* gt3 rs

[formal pivot]

Yes , vanda is love

[gleaming wigeon]

❤️

[quartz dome]

Ares mayhem is gonna be lit for me, i dont have any of the suppport cars so that event is great

[gleaming wigeon]

neither do i

[kindred panther]

forgot but one of them is the B class starter 911 (atrocious car keeps getting featured)

[gleaming wigeon]

but im prolly 3*ing the 600lt

[lucid wharf]

Club name

[formal pivot]

Oh , you’re a vanda glazer

[hasty knoll]

Then we also gonna get Ollie saying "It's time for a UGHHHHHH UGGGGHHH YOU CAN DO IT!!" XD

[lucid wharf]

What happened to Bihar in 1912

[gleaming wigeon]

oh naa

[unkempt herald]

Don't I need a key for 9x8

[gleaming wigeon]

yes

[kindred panther]

bps

[gleaming wigeon]

vanda is just better

[jovial path]

they separated

[slender pond]

what do that mean.

[jovial path]

bihar and orissa were separated on 1912

[gleaming wigeon]

70 of them

[kindred panther]

yed

[slender pond]

u need BP* for it (blud.pre$$ure)

[kindred panther]

bo

[jovial path]

nope

70 bps

[lucid wharf]

:catyes:

Danke

[hasty knoll]

In the last hololive spotlight on one of the stages, you could hear that cringy voiceline of Ollie at the start where she says that.

[jovial path]

why did they do that bro

cant believe i gotta turn sounds off for this game

[formal pivot]

No need to dank on anyone

[gleaming wigeon]

its not that bad lol

[jovial path]

send me clip of it

[hasty knoll]

Idk why lol.

[gleaming wigeon]

''get your engines revving up''

[jovial path]

bruh

🥀

[slender pond]

oh got it. so it is one of that girl ollie

[gleaming wigeon]

i dont have clip

lol

[hasty knoll]

I think I might have it but I gotta go through my captures cause I have so many clips XD

Ill try and look

[gleaming wigeon]

ok

[slender pond]

not more than me

[hasty knoll]

Its gonna be a while tho XD

[jovial path]

many clips of aline driving 👽

[jovial path]

how many clips u got

[quartz dome]

How to survive final vanda destination:

[gleaming wigeon]

[gleaming wigeon]

that vanda makes me proud

[slender pond]

much than an imagination. amthat if someone see my galary. they will say i am an alien streamer gamer

[hasty knoll]

Its either that or just me crashing in the craziest ways. Sometimes screenshots of funny mp1 positions.

[plain dagger]

I keep getting disconnected from mp1 but not mp2

[quartz dome]

I won in the end

[formal pivot]

Halo , how do I drift at 500kmph like in videos

[quartz dome]

Cgt too good

[gleaming wigeon]

floaty with devel

in 1k minarets

[formal pivot]

How

[gleaming wigeon]

360

[formal pivot]

I’m nub

[plain dagger]

💳

[gleaming wigeon]

and then start drift

[kindred panther]

depends on your car and you have to do an advanced trick

[quartz dome]

How to not vanda

[gleaming wigeon]

so the front wheel lifts of the ground

[gleaming wigeon]

im coming for you

[formal pivot]

Can my gs do it ?

[gleaming wigeon]

with my max carrera

[kindred panther]

vanda kills off video

[kindred panther]

grand sport??

[gleaming wigeon]

ccgs

[formal pivot]

Tes

[gleaming wigeon]

is grand sport

well then no

[jovial path]

🥀

[digital pelican]

Should I

[jovial path]

give me

[quartz dome]

I thought u were in the cancer cells race for a second

[gleaming wigeon]

if its vanda chocolate

[slender pond]

theif

[formal pivot]

I also have max imperium , can it ?

[digital pelican]

And then you get sf90 evo flavor

[gleaming wigeon]

yes

100%

[gleaming wigeon]

noo

[formal pivot]

Show me

[kindred panther]

the what
also it was another zr1 not a vanda that kd'd me

[gleaming wigeon]

i dont have max imperium

[quartz dome]

Good luck beating me

[kindred panther]

cort

[digital pelican]

s

[gleaming wigeon]

yeah

im nub

[kindred panther]

photography classes doing a lot huh

[digital pelican]

Smash it

[formal pivot]

Give it a tissue at least

[gleaming wigeon]

u in my club

lol

[balmy shoal]

Pour salt around it

[kindred panther]

evil

[digital pelican]

True

[balmy shoal]

Then chant some voodoo demon magic

[quartz dome]

Because you drive vanda

[digital pelican]

[gleaming wigeon]

mine is 2*

[formal pivot]

Just a guest

[digital pelican]

It's just a insect

[balmy shoal]

The snail with become anthropomorphic

[gleaming wigeon]

oh ok

[gleaming wigeon]

my vanda, if the event is as generous, is going to be 5* after the event

[balmy shoal]

Snails are not insects

[kindred panther]

mollusc*

[quartz dome]

Entimology photography

[balmy shoal]

What are you, British?

[gleaming wigeon]

one person who passed biology

[quartz dome]

Im british

[balmy shoal]

I bet you also spell gray "grey"

[quartz dome]

And i stand proud

[gleaming wigeon]

its grey

[balmy shoal]

Gray

[quartz dome]

Its grey

[gleaming wigeon]

and colour

[digital pelican]

Guys uhh

Should I

[balmy shoal]

Color

[kindred panther]

sometimes

[gleaming wigeon]

its not ''color''

colour*

[balmy shoal]

Color

[quartz dome]

"HelOo moTTo!

[gleaming wigeon]

colour

[kindred panther]

w a r n a

[gleaming wigeon]

armour

[unkempt herald]

R$
Does ur country use Robux as currency?

[balmy shoal]

That's it we're squabbling

[quartz dome]

DBI

[balmy shoal]

Put up your dukes chap

Pip pip cheerio

[kindred panther]

do some flyting instead

[balmy shoal]

Caw

[formal pivot]

Open a tiktok account on it and let it live stream

[gleaming wigeon]

KABOOM

[balmy shoal]

dies

[gleaming wigeon]

i feel sorry for the fellow vanda lover

[slender pond]

what currency is that mate. coz that $18,990 would be so high for any fone

[kindred panther]

who?

[kindred panther]

why would it be in USD

[gleaming wigeon]

[quartz dome]

Cares

[slender pond]

oh right. my bad. its R$

[kindred panther]

gelok

[quartz dome]

Das vanda auto ist sehr nervig in asphalt neun

[gleaming wigeon]

VANDA

spotted

[grim frost]

I’ve tried this setup with tap, I suck with it

[kindred panther]

ja

[kindred panther]

it took me years to be an expert (not really, like 9 months or something)

[quartz dome]

My gt 710 wont run al

I can only play old steam games and mc on my pc

[kindred panther]

photography (but in GT7)

[hasty knoll]

Can't find that ollie clip. Sorry 🙁

[quartz dome]

Idk how to play al kbm anyway

[slim scaffold]

normal

[jovial path]

[slender pond]

they thought they can beat me in soaring hights, w my Vanda Electrics Dendrobium

nah!!

this is my fav track

[kindred panther]

skill issue

[quartz dome]

Vanda generation is the new al spontaneous generation

[slender pond]

vogue has more issues

[kindred panther]

what

[tropic coral]

5 stars finally

[digital pelican]

1,899*

[kindred panther]

yahoo

[slender pond]

yes. i started played this year. i m very new

[quartz dome]

Das bp ist sehr billig

[slender pond]

which currency

[digital pelican]

Brazilian real

200 dollar: 1k R$

[kindred panther]

yummy

[digital pelican]

A iphone here it's way expensive than in north america

[tropic coral]

deutscho

[quartz dome]

Iphones in general are expensive

[tropic coral]

guh

[slender pond]

damn thats cheap! are you sure its an actual phone or just cover

[digital pelican]

4k for 17 pro max

[tropic coral]

had a full egoista pull with all packs and rewards being egoista bps

[digital pelican]

4k dollar

[tropic coral]

nice

satisfying and lucky

[digital pelican]

Phone here are expensive a hell

[quartz dome]

We we wa

[digital pelican]

The minimum wage is 1,6k

[quartz dome]

Snacks in the uk are expensive as HELL

[digital pelican]

How expensive

[quartz dome]

3.50 for a tiny galaxy choclate bar

8 quid for a small easter egg

[digital pelican]

Same price here 💔

Easter eggs costs 100 brl

Just for a empty chocolate egg

[quartz dome]

Small jar of nutella sometimes costs 5 quid 💔

[teal gull]

🥀🥀🥀

[digital pelican]

U lucky, here it's 18

[slender pond]

brazil is not for phones. it is for adventure. do adventure mate. go to Tapui Mountains

[quartz dome]

Go visit christ the redeemer if you can

Really cool landmark

[digital pelican]

I'm gonna get brutality killed 💔

The crime rate is higher than the death rate from wars

I'm not even kidding

[digital pelican]

Brazil is pretty dangerous

[quartz dome]

Kidnapped by the World Cup cartel

[graceful remnant]

"the Porsche 918 Spyder Asphalt Edition received a buff to its stats in the Road to Glory hotfix" now imma be in div 4 without wanting to be thats amaizng gameloft

[digital pelican]

It's Venezuela

[slender pond]

neighborhood

[digital pelican]

Cartel is Mexican

I found this

[quartz dome]

The joke is you were saying how crime rate is high which i then linked to my hypothesis of brazilians being passionate about the fifa world cup in order to create a joke that is also a metaphor

[quasi axle]

Holaaaa buenaaaas quien de aquí habla español?

(Hello, who here speaks Spanish?)

[slender pond]

are you sure u from Brazil. get your facts checked mate

[quasi axle]

[quartz dome]

Says the ai that thinks 2015 was not 11 years ago

[slender pond]

noted.

[quartz dome]

If you asked gemeni last year "was 2015 10 years ago?" It would say no

[slender pond]

ok

[quartz dome]

I hate ai

[teal gull]

Believe me ai hate you just as much

[quartz dome]

I cant get a good gpu thanks to ai slop generation on twitter by grok ai and elon mah

[teal gull]

Ram is going on a crazy run of form lol

[quartz dome]

There was a good gpu for 70 quid and now its 130

And i broke

[jovial path]

waty gpu u got rn

[quartz dome]

Gt 710

[teal gull]

What GPU are U using rn and why do U want to get a new one

[jovial path]

wow

i got a gt 710 in my closet too

[paper hedge]

ok so i need to make 13million tomorrow so i can upgrade rimac nevera time attack, only problem is that i have 3 mil any tips besides ads after races?

[obsidian epoch]

Pretty sure the person who banned him says it more than him. 🤦‍♂️

[quartz dome]

I will merge them together to create a 710 megazord

[teal gull]

Best options grind the special hunts

[jovial path]

gt 1420

[digital pelican]

Mostly from vene

[jovial path]

btw how does it do in al

[quartz dome]

I wanna play beamng but my would go boom boom

[jovial path]

i remember i struggled a lot with it in a9

[jovial path]

i tried beamng on it

i got like 15 fps at 720p lowest

[paper hedge]

ill get bored after i make the enough cards for 6 stars

[quartz dome]

It will need very low graphics and low graphics on al are ugly asf

[jovial path]

fr

[teal gull]

Well it is the only option

[quartz dome]

I also dont know how to play al on kbm

[vital hazel]

LMFAO

[jovial path]

saar coco njice person

[paper hedge]

i need around 15mil to upgrade from 5 stars to 6 right? on rimac nevera time attack

[quartz dome]

I dare you to try high graphics and unlimited fps

[jovial path]

saar its far into my closet

gonna take an hour of searching

[jovial path]

and i put it in there without any sort of bag

[charred osprey]

h

[jovial path]

[spark tide]

70+80 😟

[quartz dome]

Hmm

[charred osprey]

You got this

Seems like a lot but drops get much better

[jovial path]

that has to take atleast a week of nonstop grinding

[spark tide]

Nah the drop is too good i only need 3-4 days

[jovial path]

how good

[quartz dome]

Gl need to advertise asphalt events like the old burger king ads

[jovial path]

i might try the event

[jovial path]

wtf

[quartz dome]

Its great for credit farming and ad free credit multipliers

[jovial path]

im def gonna need that

considering how vroke i am rn

[spark tide]

The only problem is credit. I need to watch unholy amount of ads

[quartz dome]

Gl are reducing ad free platform multipliers from 20 boosts to 8 boosts so you should hurry up

[jovial path]

i only got 7/40

[jovial path]

ok shaar

gonna watch yt in pip and sh

[fathom stag]

Guys, as it turns out, the Corvette ZR1 Evo parts I had originally like 4421, pushed it to 4521 and that COULDVE put me in div 5, but I forgot until now

anyway, c11 208

[devout lodge]

Wsp yall

[devout lodge]

Braking

[spark tide]

Btw i start from 0 without LP or paying anything i'm halfway there. You just need to play 100 race a day

[quartz dome]

Bad

[jovial path]

bro 🥀

1 hour 40 minute of racing everyday

honestly doesnt sound bad

[spark tide]

It worth it for gauntlet

[jovial path]

true

im gonna no life it now

[quartz dome]

I go sleep now

Yawn

[stark barn]

Until you realize you also have to wait for loading times, start screen and more if you also watch ads lol

[jovial path]

al these mcdonalds ads making me hungry bro

[charred osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-must-be-the-water-gif-9711310935832279179

[quiet heron]

Dont slave this trash car

If u want it spend tokens

[jovial path]

flashback to that guy who spend $600 on 30k tokens js to splurge on this car

[quiet heron]

Thats just sad

[jovial path]

saar i dont have anything better to do

4 races for 1

[gusty coral]

Play for credits 👍

[charred osprey]

What is vro watching in corner

[bleak dove]

joe bart

[quiet heron]

Don't u have 1b

?

[low hound]

john snuffo

[jovial path]

joe bart police bodycams

entertaining

[devout lodge]

Yo snuff

[quiet heron]

The feeling when this server is dead

[jovial path]

[rare crypt]

I got added by someone called Alice in this server apparently and they made an account today

Is it a bot or

[jovial path]

bruh

[jovial path]

dont accept friend req from randoms

[rare crypt]

alright

[quiet heron]

Try to get them to fund LP for u

That's what I'd do

[rare crypt]

😭

🙏

[quiet heron]

You gotta do what u gotta do

✌️

[high panther]

holy

welp 20 bp to go

to third star

[paper hedge]

imagine i get the 16epics before the 85 bps i would cry tbh

[quiet heron]

Bros less than a 3rd of my GL and has a better TA

Gg

[elder warren]

chat will jesko multi pack cost 750 in aglaea special event

[jovial path]

wtf drop rates arent that bad

[paper hedge]

i made it in this special hunt

[paper hedge]

it took me 10 hours to get bps to make it 2stars after that it was kinda fast for me

[nova wasp]

Congrats

[jovial path]

wtf 10 hours

[paper hedge]

yeah i was very unlucky

spent almost 1k tokens

in refreshes

[jovial path]

[devout hound]

YES

well my 499p is a bit underleveld so i think im stuck for now

[paper hedge]

use the pagani utopia

is free try so and that car is very good

[devout hound]

ill use the noble, aperta and uptopia as much as i can

[rare crypt]

I just spent 16k tokens for bps and some grinding got 5 star rimac ta

[tender trench]

Do you have huracan?

[rare crypt]

Not much tokens even ngl

[devout hound]

yes

i have hurcan

[slender pond]

check this

[tender trench]

Use it

[slender pond]

everyone say ego EIP

[devout hound]

huracan is dog in champ

[tender trench]

It isn't

Easy LL

[paper hedge]

once i reach champion ill just stop playing since i dont have good cars to advance and im not going to tryhard on phone in multiplayer

with sc18 huracan and utopia

[jovial path]

its not

i got to ll with it

[devout hound]

maybe is ujr an alien idk

[tender trench]

See?

[jovial path]

[slender pond]

paid off.
egoista eip

the grind is real

[devout hound]

tbf maybghe i am discediting the huracan

it does have high accel

[paper hedge]

i have lambo egoista 4stars should i try and max star it? like its decent in multiplayer?

[devout hound]

it might be ok tthis season

[jovial path]

it can keep its speed very well

[paper hedge]

i know it was a good car back in the asphalt 9 days but idk now

[devout hound]

well yeah but its kinda slow

[jovial path]

constant 358 kmh is way better than varying 380 kmh

[slender pond]

it only needed 270,000 so economical

[devout hound]

oh its got an oc this season

[jovial path]

you're gonna do well with it trust

[jovial path]

yuh

highly recommend oc'ing it

[paper hedge]

yes

[devout hound]

im gonna wait for holilive SE

so i can 6* my noble

[jovial path]

i suffered cuz i didnt have enough oc chips

[devout hound]

noble is a beast

[jovial path]

[paper hedge]

before i stopped playing i was about to reach ll with huracan and i dont have any epics on it

[devout hound]

when was this

[exotic elbow]

2020

[paper hedge]

2 or 3 months ago

[exotic elbow]

when no one knew how to drive

[rare crypt]

Only bad thing with Egoista is handling

[devout hound]

i first played the game late 2018

i was so bad at managin tokens lol

[paper hedge]

even with vanda u can reach ll

[devout hound]

A9 LL was so ez to get to

[jovial path]

can do with ccgs in late mp

[devout hound]

yup

[jovial path]

wat

where are my credit multipliers

[chrome sleet]

Bro they are codes?

[low hound]

i ate the cıdes

codes*

[dense dune]

[jovial path]

tuff

[low hound]

[jovial path]

race car

[placid stirrup]

rng blesseth

[dapper marsh]

Yo I ate the support cars

[low hound]

can we get a track suggestions channel?

[twilit sable]

Include his hairline too

[jovial path]

we need more race tracks

[tawdry oracle]

Nah

That’s for piastri

[twilit sable]

Should I sandbag Div 5 gauntlet until I set a real time

So I have free 5 gloves every day

[jovial path]

how the hell do you sandbag gauntlet

[twilit sable]

25*

[twilit sable]

By using bad cars or setting bad times

[tawdry oracle]

Well ye it is the basic way to do gauntlet when you have not enough garage

[twilit sable]

My garage is fine I’m just lazy

[tawdry oracle]

I usually set a new time when sunday or monday

[jovial path]

people who can challenge u and who u can challenge are based on the times u set?

[tawdry oracle]

When i did sandbagging

[twilit sable]

No

[jovial path]

i am

i have to watch yt video for this

[twilit sable]

If u set bad times or use bad cars people can easily beat you so u can revenge them

[jovial path]

[twilit sable]

Lowk gonna just set crazy times with d and c class cars

[pure plaza]

Gud time for 2*?

[silk basin]

@modern parcel they finally fixed the censored leaderboard bug, macos can finally see ppl on leaderboards again

[twilit sable]

Yes

Teach

[tawdry oracle]

So for me like 4 days of sandbagging and rest days were full attack

So this made me top 25 at least also @twilit sable

[tidal panther]

Yurr

[olive mirage]

set 2 good times and 3 bad one

[steel summit]

[twilit sable]

Yeah

[silk basin]

gah damn bro has 97 jobs and still finds time to kick butt

[twilit sable]

I’m talm bout doing attack till I get the times I want while getting attacked

So when I have finally set good times I can go and revenge and cook them

[tawdry oracle]

Mhm

[olive mirage]

i does attack, win 3 races and quit

[violet barn]

Where can I find the new season calender? is it out yet?

[twilit sable]

Somehow I got an easy t2 lobby

With my 1* car

[charred osprey]

Wild

[twilit sable]

Good lineup?

[placid stirrup]

🗣️ 🔥 💯

[slim sluice]

[tropic whale]

a

[modern parcel]

yippee

[silk basin]

never seen anyone use the bmw m hybrid in mp1

[modern parcel]

ok i just saw but when did porsche let leon kennedy drive

[keen zephyr]

Fun fact: if you try to shoot the Porsche in RE9, the aim will simply not turn on, you can’t aim to shoot the car

[timid tundra]

Sandbagging moment

[thorn hollow]

Bro I Used My Lowest ranked cars

[twilit sable]

Gng

[timid tundra]

Didn't knew Nevera R had that in it

[charred crescent]

hai guys

Wsg

[timid tundra]

Sleep deprivation!!

[keen zephyr]

Changed pfp

[thorn hollow]

The N word bypass incident

[charred crescent]

Great pic

[jovial path]

well i aint ever doin this again

[timid tundra]

Why did you even do that

[charred crescent]

I barely witnessed it

@thorn hollow here’s the N word— Nigeria

💀💀💀

[thorn hollow]

Nausea 4000000

[low hound]

vro tried to banned