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Never i repeat NEVER put ur tokens jn fuel refills 🥀
what happen
massive text wall
whar
Holy my cortisol is high rn
Just tried to warn people
didnt bother to read
im high
@sterile isle Say what Now? 
🤑
Ok how did this guy not recieve a bad word warnign when i did with "trash"
Cool but I'm mad rn cuz I got accused of spreading rumors about my friends even though I didn't
I think the bots think f is frick
that’s
not cool
and im sorry to hear that
trash isnt a bad word, and abbreviated wtf is fine tbh
Flying cars they said
why are there fishes in my baguette
Seriously they said they have SS but I literally have true proof that I didn't.
Istg i got a warning for saying it
ah
I looked for those messages I said and it never popped up.
Screw flying cars, blame the Government
well, you should show it then
Poor elytron got swarmed by chirons 😭

so what are u expecting us to do regarding that? 
@long bone habibi once u get elytron can we try its accel
Which government 😭
tf did the government do? Nothing LOL 
Does anyone know when we’ll get an event we can unlock the sc18 or Mercedes amg one?
lancer se
maybe some other word
Are you getting as well ?
no

Idk Lmao 
Idk I'm really mad and just need to Yap rn so I can get my cortisol low
Bring Back E-Tense Overclock
fih
devious boat smile
Its so Bloated Wtf
ok now who putted pizza in my baguette
decent ingredient
He looks so happy to be here
Putted 🥀
e tense perf oc when
Tuscany.
happy to get nerfed
cro give 3 more e tense perf eips
That’s a pizza pie gng
i need to fold it
Will never happen
Yes please
Wishing bro 2.5 e tense eips

Yeah no chance they're gonna do smthng good for us when they can charge money for those eips insead
Who bit off half his eip
Forget gold garage
rare footage of maserino actaully playing
I'm pretty sure it was a thing a really long time ago but got removed cus it was too overpowered

Yeah, no it wasnt
😭
One gold car per update
This guy looks awfully unskilled for his garage, ive seen some of his vids on yt
That economy overhaul is nowhere in sight and we’re a third of the way through the year
Yes
Honda CRZ On A Class 

Give them 5 more years
in the air
I'm not too sure dude
remember to do your SE runs
Was Tartarsauce on DS10?
If eip donation was a thing I wouldve had golded everything already
Yes
okay
fair
So why is that an awful thing ma dude
??
I mean not awful for us
Everyone having a gold garage is not broken?
Everything in this game is exploited by people anyways
Eip donation would create endless problems
such as 
🥀
Infinite WC
was a thing but got patched correct 
Daughter 
Yeah but it was exploited for a while
thank 🤑
so ultimate star up was a thing back then

donat

I mean you wouldnt even lose your wc when donating
Everyone got S class cars to 4*

holy moly
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Ur spamming this since morning
Nay, foul creature, thy request hath been struck down by the thunderous hand of destiny!
Begone, thou insufferable wretch, whose presence doth sour the very air and whose words fall upon mine ears like the clatter of broken steel! I cast thee from my sight with utter disdain, for thy existence is as a stain upon the tapestry of this realm. Trouble me no further, lest I summon upon thee the full measure of scorn and wrath that thou hast so eagerly invited with thy foolish insolence!
do not enrage me, you mischievous delinquent
back off of me at once, pathetic inferior dirt-haired scum
hehe strike him down
how does a challenger evo almost caught up to me bro 🥀
cro almost lost
But cro won brotato
And then atp every S class became like 20k to max tops
Exactly
Instead of 40-45k
When did it get fixed
Oh and also summoning tokens from thin air
SL se right?
agreed, croflotato

Can’t forget
is having uh
Im not big on exploits, like most people
4.2k tokens a good thing
No clue
Better than 0
Better than 4199

Multiply by 100x and maybe
cro 😔
🥀
multiply by 67
how bypass
the 22 Glove went from 2200 to 1600 
Yayyyyy
the glove went from what
Really now
bro my car slipped bro 🥀
isn’t numbers going down a bad thing
Yeah
they do give an advantage but what's the point of risking an account for a slight advantage for a small amount of time 
That means you get 3200 instead of 3400
Canon EF-S 17-55mm f/2.8 AF IS USM
Nah man what u on
cortisol
The
u earn when u reach 22 gloves in gauntlet went from 2.2k to 1.6k (Shrinkflation)
And its stupid
Buy the next batch from me
im jumping off (i never reach 22 gloves btw)
when?
Tf no
(x100 value)
Idk
1200 + 2200
Source: trust him bro
No Bro 😭
w math
I don’t look at rewards anymore

were u in lower divisions?

Top 3 signs of high cortisol
how do people in vandas managed to turn wide and kd me bro 🥀
baller
thats why its low
Oh my god I have a low cortisol emote
glove
earnings are lower for lower divisions
Never buy a lotto ticket
eating popcorns
Idk bcz in the same div lvl it was 2.2k when u reached 22 g gloves
whalien:
Forg2:
🥀
What is this ahh internet bro.
What league are you even in 
It took so long.
Vanda Vs Huracan 💀
unfortunately i havent started mp1 yet
mp2 league

The router is not gonna let u hit vro
im currently in aspirant league in mp2
just saw this lambo concept called vettore 12, looks interesting

Trash VS garba-
another countach
nice

Sum ppl gon flame ur ahh
Overrated vs Even More Overrated
btw should it add merc biome?
peak vs peak btw
stop hating on the cars because the drivers are toxic
vanda lives free in ur head
Blame the drivers
nice couch you got there
U said that to me too yesterday
Pluz vanda looks amazing
Or was it the j guyidk
Dont even go there broski
vanda looks like a vending machine

Real
That doesnt change the fact that it does
Vanda looks like a grasshopper, once you see it, you can't unsee it
its so rectangular
Gameloft: Concept car??? 5200 rank
At least it doesnt look as bad as Toaster Teorema
EU never gon let it hit the streets
since i said that again the vanda now pays rent to live in ur head
good
ER-9 Fiziks
Nah I just saw the pic on facebook, nothing to do with the game (yet).
Stats: New King
Performance: Temu lower mid
next drive syndicate side story (maybe)
Ts card is so Rigged
main car
How bad can someone's luck be
I'll fry them.
another farday clone
nice decal u got there what car is this for
I only got Solus GT decal
Ts thing has Terrible RNG
lancer 
It's for ||credit|| car||ds of all types||
you're lucky, here is what I got
Disintegrates
Noo 😭 😭 😭
Disintegrates into the abyss
and then I had more luck at the final reward, despite having 2 desirable cars in the rooster
🐳
it's much worse when u get that decal that you already owned.
I've all of them except one
Imagine Grinding all the way to 900 just to get 2k credits, what a Shameful card
A platypus?
noice.

Yeah it should be completely removed
Bro are those decals even purchaseable with Style tokens?
Some are
If not Im gonna go to GL HQ
well idk lemme check
It was about 11 decals
From Grand Sport to Techrules
perry the platypus plumper?
Ares Panther in the Front then Onyx at the Back
Give us ED Design Torq
no
5199 rank
Wtf is Quasar?
Google it
Alr
Quan + Raesr
It looks like you gave a 4yr old a scale asnd asked him to draw smthng that resembles a car
Its giving Honda Vibes
fake because the car is not red

Lamborghini: This is the future
Ball

time to let this car stay in dust forever
They tried to copy chiron with that door styling
Who would u trust with ur Money (Impossible Edition)
Gameloft or Electronic Arts?
This is an engineering Marvel
Design team: this is garbage
upd: some are available with style tokens and some are not like solus gt.
The US govt
Thank goodness i got the Solus GT decal
i heard enough ill invest in trump hotel
noice
Game Arts
Electronic Loft
Or the trump mobile
then you will get the cybertruck
Since Trump doesn't live in Trump towers, the penthouse is soon gonna be taxed by Mamdani


Jizya
ive heard enough release the spacex files
.....
Department of Education cough cough
nvm its not designed by lamborghini anyway
Department of War cough cough cough
ty
You gotta see the Quagmire files
Family Guy reference

Yea we get that
Theres no other quagmire anybody knows
And there's many that don't know a Quagmire
Imagine carrying yo child for 9 months splitting in half to give him birth then proceed to name him Quagmire
???
I saw that episode. His mother was a ho....ey
Me too lol
He was born 9 times that day

Ye
Hey cuties 🤩
sup
Elise x tiber stream first run omg I didn't think it'd be this bad
Real
Jesko tm hi
Wyd
Juz bored
No
Rawr
bro,do you have jesko
Dont wanna spend 1 lifetime
1 blocked message...
The only anime I ever watched was AoT cuz my ex gf forced me for 5 yrs
I then had to watch it
Your ex gf is a good person
AoT is good my dude
Does that make me a bad one

🅱️anda Diaries 
Atleast you watched it and werent arrogant so no
Aw dont feel bad 
I liked it but I had to watch it even when asleep and it felt like a syllabus to me
balls
A subject that I had to complete
U
S
A
It takes like 4 days to finish what
XD
vanda 
I'm an employed person so it took me 3 weeks
I slept through second season
vandalism spotted
Asphalt 9 will return in avengers doomsday

🤨
yes 
maybe.
9 divorced with Legends
Parted ways
Those 9 were traitors
Brutus
Such a Vandal.
I've rewatched the final episode like 3 times so far
And the battle of Shiganshina. I mean the walls where My Men March forward speech by Erwin
Levi vs beast titan
Okay enough off topic

actually 9 Cheated on Legends with Unite
Bro realised

Maketh sense
No legends cheated on 9 with unite
Doth mother know you weareth her robes
Puny God
For you, for all of us
Asphalt Amateur.
Nooooo my marvel knowledge is fading 
Glorious Purpose. The finale was something else. The arch of Loki had to be studied
"Okay enough off topic now" -legend
Cheated with Unite
And dumped unite later
we have Vision and Vanda in AL.

Bro is now single
Ima go try him
Or her
Or they
Idgaf
average mp2 car abuser after they started leading for 0.0000000001 sec:

Nuh uh




hello
Hey
I'm back
Hi back im 2954
I'm done with expo day 1-2
I care
mario 
eem 
Its AMeeE MariO
im far off
still at frankie
Luigi is on a ghost hunt.
lazy
Dumping credit card?
wow.. I surely took very long.. like way too long really
but Ig I can get that one extra flag now?
nah
Then 12cilindri
how old is the akylone like didn't it come out all the way back during the game's launch!?
Yes
no
Yes
with half decent luck i might get it
cc850 gold
frankie was also gold before
mabye
Definitely
Mine is unlocked and 4* but 12cilindri stuck
nope
Yep
never
wil not happend.
I will smack ur head on a metal electric pole Cartsen
Do not try this at home, school or anywhere
Coming from dr doofenshmirtz?

This season buried to grave
Its AL nowadays
piss
Hard to drop that habit considering the past
That car is a blockade for 90% of players
You tried to destroy the city 
It's a strong supporter of 💳
tangram is that you?
create a Destructioninator.

Every scientist does
uh no
Good thing a completely normal platypus stopped ypu krrrr
uh oh
sorry!
That's Perry the Platypus. Not a normal Platypus
nah youre alright
good morning
Platypus?
PeErRy tHe PlAtYpUs?!?

eyooo dr doofenshmirtzz

Hi ssup
ur pfp is so tuff
peak phineas and ferb reference 
ok
We got @boreal stirrup zan here bro
i was js saying

Ima try passing the bachelor's degree
I'm on my way to a Master's then PhD in real life
chat, am I tripping or was there a post from Muttler saying they would fix the floaty bug and buff the spotlight porsche on monday? 😕
gud luck bro.
Replyinator
He really do got a job
Reason: Bad word usage
oh.
I knew i shouldve censored job
alineintor 
yea
Noobinator as of now
Of course
Is the upgrades for 5* vanda (💀) only go up to lvl 11 js asking
I can't find the message, was it not in the announcement channels?
Ye
It got deleted
I see ty ty
on my way for bachelors 
Good luck
hmmmm so maybe it's not true
you too :p
nice
which major?
Business Administration
Oh wow
I'm a Tech Dev as of now
It's not
I'll go for mechanical instead
It's fun
I see.. fellow academic 🫡
very easy with chatgpt and cloude
I dont wanna sit in a chair in a coorporate office and work my as of on a comp screen bro

That's how you revolutionize the world

Depends on if you like it...
I wanna get my hands dirty, like a man. Ima build machines and shid
I find it boring
I tried javascript and html
The basics
Mechanical engi perhaps?
System.out,println("hello world")
you wanted to become a full stack dev?
Yepp thats what i said
Semi colon
Righttt
Out dot println

Not comma
Mistype
Ey gl a friend of mine took the same course and is already balding

He's still on his 2nd year
Ik bruh I'll be also taking the same course I'd be also scared

My ppl
Finna try land a job at motorsports hopefully frfr
Same pinch
I wanna work for ferrari
Prestige company
Brand value
P67
Realistically, my best bet would be any of the Japanese auto makers
Then hopefully I can get to their racing programs
The pay is very low there
Better from where I live already
I'll shift to maranello work for ferrari and live and die peacefully
My dream life
Fr
I'd rather be an engineer for a rally team
Seems the most realistic path for me
Not formula racing?
I wish but it's far fetched
Formula is more complex and fun
Yea thats true
sniff
When given the freedom, people still wanna do jobs
If the opportunity arises them 100% but gotta lower expectations

Freedom is a myth these days
Freedom doesnt buy bread brother
Job does
As long we don't go to ww3
Job limits dreams

I mean u need money to chase most of ur dreams
why they yellow flag the qualifier im a racing noob pls tell
Ur dreams arent limited when you rise to a nice position with a nice pay
And you do need a job
garou luffy
Slow down basically
aah
Guys do you know were we can get these reward codes i can't find them
So chase dreams. Not money is what I'm saying
My dream is to travel the world and buy great cars. I do need cash for dat
But to chase them you need money too sadly
Sad reality of life
Good ones
Habibi welcome to ... reality
Package js arrived 🔥
ধধ
Anyways ima go study
ঠরড
Bye
Bye
Gl o7
লজজল্কল্লশজশ্ন
??
Goodluck o7(salute)
bye
I may be chronically online
9
? Why are u abusing?
It's a salute
Multiplayer reward
Plat 2 is waiting for u
পদ
Why don't they just make the gauntlet shop refresh daily instead of weekly
Can't run out if u can't afford em🤑
Ahh centodiecei was. Is it better than cento?
because time gating is a common way to increase player engagement
Yea
Centodieci is actually great
So
I mean on 90s im sure others beat it if the track doesnt require much drifting but
i have asphalt legends: racing game from app store and my friend has asphalt legend from steam. is it possible to play together?
They are using it even in Special hunts
Cento is by far the most useful of the “bad” ds cars because of gauntlet
Yeah
Use the “Private Lobby” feature in the multiplayer section
interesting
True
fusion 
Yeah the nitro helps it hella
Am i cooked
I will say the drift is
no
Nev R actually might be decent in some gauntlet tracks? Idk
Not quite what I thought it was
M I D
you cook em

But chiron is better
Tumble maybe
Or straight sprint
I love cento drift
uhhhh is it
Yeah thats what I was thinking but it still wouldnt be great
i thought cc850 better
Gm

When would the next bos be June or July?
Prob a track where that strong shockwave accel can be used a lot
Elytron has as much use as faraday
Cc850 is kinda meh
Trolley mobiles
you’re cooked against the d16
cc850 is pretty good
just the top speed holding it back
I mean elytron isnt nearly as bad as people made it out to be
where devel 16
What do ace challenges winners are rewarded
I hate paris ramps
barrel rolls getting flatter and flatter
you gotta do forced barrel to do barrel roll atp
Elytron accel is so cheeks
"does this dustbin contain garbage?" Ahh question 
Like actually
Huh doesn’t it beat imperium in a drag race?
Well it’s worse than CC850
So it’s 82 or less
Elytron is just a second tartarus
???
Oh ok
the v16 engine blew up
I accelerate off the line slower than any CC850 in the lobby so yeah
Its sw accel isnt half bad but its starting accel feels awful
I blocked the lykan
tuff bro tuff
Ohh the start
Carrera GT is good in platinum 1 league ?
ye it starts like a Citroen GT and pre fix 1-11
Aeon is different tho
But the pull is nice
Aeon is actually good tho
Reason: Bad word usage
Like once you hit 400 a bit of nitro takes you to 500 easy
It should work ngl
With this car eh
oh great i accidentally at a t in my word
You kinda need SW
Aeon sw accel is😘
@empty shard no need to be naughty
Which color do I choose

og
It’s very end rounded
Fusion

Banned, blocked and reported
i think i already know the word

Like if you’re already fast you hit top speed pretty much immediately
I just cant stand aeons nitro and drift

Do u have the elytra max..?
If hating lykan is your power then is it truly a skill issue or is it that you cant control it
@high badge hallo mein Schatz

both
Better than the Evo Spider?
I mean I dont think anyone has it maxed upgrades rn
Hallo süßer

hi Cedric wanna know something
whar
It’s free try rn
And I didnt bother maxing either
That’s all
Just 4*
Also the Yh

i love astrophysics 🤓
ok and
So would be very surprised to find a max one in the wild
that was all
Huh ds has been done for a while
have a good day
Oh
Explain how do planets maintain their speed and direction in the orbit and not get completed sucked by the sun
I only saw TRR upload a video like yesterday or smth
My skill when I have a lykan opponent: 🌹
Hes slow
Prob like monday or tuesday of last wk
🥀 *
Race someone good with lykan then

This tells you Im not up to speed on the event 
Orange
I gonna block him to make him lose speed 
Im on uh
Ah oke. Cuz bro tried it in a PL before… curious about a raw drag race in like, Spice Circuit
. its start is ahh but I feel it may have a decent pull. Just speculation and curiosity ur free to shoot me down

good luck being able to do it as if the lykan isnt leading you the whole race
Am I cooked
:>

I spent the rest of sc starring elytron up instead of maxing dbs
I think it does accelerate well when it’s already going fast
But lower speed meh
@empty shard Auer did manage to bring #3 from P83 to P39 overall, P26 to P22 in SP9 class
bro was pushing like crazy
Nah vlf goated trust
damn
You got the cripple mobile?

Planets stay in orbit through a precise balance between the Sun's gravitational pull, which acts as an inward force, and the planet's inertia, or sideways velocity, which acts as an outward force. This equilibrium allows planets to constantly "fall" around the Sun without colliding into it or escaping into deep space. Obviously 🤓
570s will mock lykan with it handling 
Yeah 4* 😍
i mog you with lykan
i guess bro
Its legit not half bad unless you have to drift
Vlf is underrated
we*
cirdec
xyz
Well-done 
Prolly the most balanced car in low class A
thank you 
Ye it does feel wide
It's fun
But it handles decently
Like a better 918
Ages since I last used VLF
Nah I think they are totally different
Samsung Galaxy a,s???
🥀
Maybe in MP2 but there I use literally everything
1m17.2 with cien at thousand minerals… how is that time?
s23
I still prefer 918 over VLF
same
It is a better car for mp
But vlf is also nice
I always prefer vlf over 918
Me too
Hin
918 needs evo
As i don't have vlf 
that makes it full bad
Hey
Overheating? Is it also good for gaming?
I agree
Myself I prefer the slightly punchy physics of the vlf to the stiff 918
Eh if you put mid-range for performance it's pretty good
Yes me too
@modern cairn how did he do this😭
Whats a good track to test accel
Like fordzilla I can deal with terrible drift speed if it can at least have radius
Spice circuit
Hairpin sprint I think
Not gonna get any throttling issues for playing 1 or 2 hrs
Nevada 60”
Nevada ofc
Hunt track
Spice circuit longer tho
True ig
918 with 70 handling 🌹
Which one is that again
1k minarets i think?
I don’t remember
India
hairpin sprint is longer
918.7
I know it’s India but where does it start
Nah
spice circuit needs less turning but it's shorter
I agree
1k minarets too inaccurate
Is it that very long section
Fun
u have to turn frequently
Why's that?
Oh
Aline
How many hours the battery lost?
I would do Hairpin sprint
👽
there's another india variant that works to test out sub 360km/h cars
One very ever so slight turn at the start to avoid the ramp and you just let the car accel
but for stuff faster you need hairpin sprint
About 65% left for playing for 1hr
Mines like 2 years old btw
and even then you couldn't really test the speeds above 400
My skill when I have a stable car 🌹
man wtf
if only this game has a completely empty track to just test stuff around
A landing strip of sorts would be nice to be able to test accel
Sorry u have the s23 standard, right?
Yea
Ok new players always get 100 token at start

It doesnt generate money
Reason: Bad word usage
Wait isn’t hairpin sprint the Nevada one where u start in the top bridge?
so is evo
It generates dopamine

Please let me have my dopamine
no
that's tunnel sprint
buh
hairpin sprint is the car hunt track
Ahhh the one where u start below the bridge
Funny but no thanks so not worth
I agre
decided to play another race in classic just for fun befopre i go to bed
Yeah don't buy it yet
immediately got reminded why i chose not to play in the first oplace
Why I can't add image ?
Use amg black series
Chat level 5
please level 5 on chat?
oh
Only problem with testing accel there is that the road is bumpy at the start
ok thanks
Yeah for some reason I kept getting absolutely melted by 499ps of all things
Free try cars like slr mclaren can be reach platinum 1 (?)
Absolutely thrown off Greenland specifically at least twice
is it
Yeah probably
Theres like a slight incline at the start
Ok I'll do it later
That’s it
I used free try C-X75 to reach there
Cook
why do i even bother
so ik its my marathon
deleted 2 accs that is 3th acc

Should I buy the Legend Pass? (The cheaper one)
It’s more noticeable on Praga
Should you?
Compared to spice circuit for example
Loses a bit of speed at the start in hairpin sprint
Some say yes but others no
No need connect GP because of deleted it i dont want notification for achivements
I figure it’s kinda negligible
Glad your car didn't overreacted
Not steep enough to warrant it being less viable
Surely this isnt 83.44
Now the Biggest Nerve wracking part is finding out what tier u enter in the GP
Classic slipstream
Taking 10 mins to accel

Jungle









