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Skills DONT matter comparing cars how many times do i need to say it
he is fired
because I actually lost to his LVN while I was on Absolut
I am ceo now
💔
Shifu 🙏
No 🗣🥶
Pandaaaaa
Bc ur buns 
Quan use imperium for
revenge
How dare you 💔
Lvn?
he actually checked out my stream a few mins after though so that's W
Hii girls
big fan 
🙂↔️
suchti why such alien
Hi suchti
is azimo's cgt time at navajo nation easily beatable by a vanda? what about huracan?
woah my favourite umamusume streamer

LOL
Then lykan worse than vanda
mp1?
BRO
lobbies full now?
Ahmer being a bum again
2 seasons ago
If skill doesn't matter
wow i won

No 

Heyyyy

GT is still the biggest bum tho

Thank toxxy
Im taking my boost back then 
ge tout
U ok pandaaa

wow goated

Travis travis

scammed
eh

Im good
@tender trench 
Whats the point of nitro
Hows uuu
mp2 is basically a stress reliever from the hellscapes of mp1
Genuinely

Boost ur car
Good
Until u get pushed into a wall for no rzj
So i can send big big files
Did toxxy eat hehe earlier

U can do the same with vencord ✌️
I'd assume yes
true

5499
whats with cgt glaze
I have a 6 minute clip of boost on Beach Landing
What
did the ts1 just farted
WHAT
Check gc
very humane start
people in mp1 lobbies are genuinely so evil
Yeah bro
vanda easily beats
Kat i have one assumption it was a lancer
Spent 5k on refuels
Fufu what the heck
Damn those gas prices are high lately
Charging 30$ for a D class car 
at the start
What

so glued
Why spend 5k on refills
hmm, 1k minarets?
also I accidentally finished a race without clocking
4th in hanshin juvenile fillies

yknow what
Oh wow
I'm quitting for today
I don't wanna break my phone
Halp
Its teiover
Alien
@empty shard saar
Explain
Yes
I actually did that so 
Does it have a decal

I would say get good
But I deal with the same bs ✌️
Oh
aight
Im sorry for your loss…

@high badge hopeless stakes also took 2 clocks
better than travis spending 20k on hurac evo
Forgive me bro
ts pmo
Playing mp1 in this economy
like what is this
AYO WHAT
quit this mp season altogether is my advice
silence

What the
i have no clocks
Actually no
it’s not worth the grind
Shut up

What
🥀 I'm not a beginner lil vro
Doesn’t look so hopeful now

i am feeling romantical
Explain
Fufu gone mad
I need to gold my arash 
I’ve been mad since I started playing this game
Bro who the hell did that
lmao
Yeah 👍 but my ego won't let me give up so easily
Guess
you?
Hint: he hasn’t finished seasons of lovesome yet
Come kiss me in my hot mouth
Champ league with vanda spammers and 360 spammers
Fufu
Wait crap I can do that now

Tailcoin?
how did tailcoin foot taste
Me
Wow didn't know this server became a tinder attraction 
Mp1 genuinely feels like rage bait sometimes vro 🥀
Holy romantic subplots today
i thought that was goncaspt
Not exclusive to here
Just saying
Genuinely? It is ragebait
I got 13.8
sure
Have you been enraged by this MP saar ryen

So ur the Indian scammer guy?
Fufus speaking alien
what

is your cgt gold+oc btw
Its 0.01 away from .9

Driving side by side next to someone feels terrifying, one of you will press the 360 button…
No
As usual yes, got squeezed 3 times and got KD’ed from it 2 times. Got 360’ed too
Is motorola signature better than s26 ultra
Thats why u gotta sw

itel a03 better
Did you start from champs as well
The worst feeling is when you don’t got nitro sometimes to SW
Or lower down
Killed in the air as well 2 times
Ouch
Started from champs yeah
itel phone is crazy
ye
Right now at champ 1
I was really tempted to upgrade temerario for MP/future ace challenges but
I decided against it for now
Want to focus battista instead
woa
Never
Very nice, this is the s class battista we’re talking about?
Yeah
Replace word in a movie with frog
It did did better fps than s26 on alu
Forg
it is better in camera lmao the s26u use ai
Boss frog
Sonic the Frog 3
And s26 got way hotter than signature
Toy frog
Yeah, its a fun car. Love the decal too
zoom into a white glowing ball and it turns into a moon s26u is heavy ai
I’ve been meaning to replace 9x8 for it
Frog Hour 2
What cat
Not to mention it’s probably the last important car in legend store at this rate
i'm frog 
Everything else is.. 812, Radar, 1789 or epics of various cars
is there a vid of that
sounds hilarious
Frog wars (Star wars)
Frog alone 2
yup this was a nice attempt
Racing side by side in cool cars without killing each other doesnt exist in asphalt😔
Frog king
i saw s25u one but since samsung kept ai so its possible
The legend store life 
lemme find it
then emoji spam
The frog and the furious
Im pretty happy the LS completion arc is coming to a close tbh

The frog and the frog
I have a long way to go on my end but eh
You’ll get there soon habibi frog saar
At the window, looking at grass and feeling fresh breeze while playing

How often does gl make new map? just wonder.
@unique pewter
once per vanda
I just forget sometimes to check and buy so we’ll see
bad at multi-tasking 
lmfao
wow alien
and that was a hurried run
cuz my dad needs me now
and it also has the stupid ai moon crap
AI is useless
is that new
Samsung UI is heavy
indian scammer 
i met blackhyper
genuinely wow
i forgot to took ss 💔
no i mean uhh is it ur new phone
duh
no that's my current phone
Bruh
I wanted to see avg player vs ceo
I've been using this for like 1.5 years
you vs jats
lvl 1 crook vs lvl 500 mafia boss
hydrogen baby vs coughing bird
give it a try
not even a question big twan
https://youtu.be/jg8rOtFMzXc signature did better on asphalt unite
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Testamos a performance do novo topo de linha da Motorola, o Signature! Será que esse celular com processador Snapdragon 8 Gen 5 roda liso os jogos mais pesados da PlayStore?
🤑 Rastreador de ofertas...
what
dentge
thie is a game serevr
I SWEAR the 1k minarets speedtrick used to be easier to do
so it is right
Motorola
below average
Not even a joke
elite ball knowledge
depends on the car
Banda and home's hagg

what do you mean
, bro i am mid 🥀
Motorola optimization goes far
60 fps with controller sucks so bad (not pc cuz it broke)
Mp2 3000 vanda
I'm Holm's hagg 2459
Hi mid
I am ahmer
leave modernity(cont), embrace kb
this community bro im crine
one small tiny difference in rank though 
cya
1k minarets?
yes
i mean lowk 3 star loses a lot of time on the circle part not mentioning other parts
i swear I can't get past 1:14
Anyone else not able to launch the game
how's that time for the rank though 💔
peak
Where's the competition?
wild
unbreakable moment
nevada slowed is wild
priv lobby
peak background music
reached anyway
decent ig
No interest
with a 007s holy

im bored
More than capable to reach LL with the current pool of cars
cool
slave
damn with scg 007s 
real
Brother it's been half a buisness month and I open the game after weeks to see the same stupid 360 bug still there , like what are these devs doing to fix this all this while

i dont even have 007s
aline
my 007s is 3* 💔
holy vanda jump scare
you
hotfix
i left the track at the end so im not 
Bro I binged ts song in 6th grade Holy ✌️
Of?
more aline than me tho

These devs doin anything but work
i swear this used to be a lot easier to do💔
And what's this stupid event , since when do I need a mid A class car to get a trash C class car

How do u straighten ur car so well on mob
dont drift on the ramp
illenium 
alien skills
what
Which tier should I be in for the best chance to get key
3 or 4
3 or 4
This better be worth the 3k tokens I spent to 2* it
So Sandbag?
uhh hold on i thought wrong ig
what was the song
did as u said and it did NOT work💔
Fearless
Hi, is there an active code?
No
Bro where disappeared the hotfix post
ok imma done mp now
well a cgt isn't exactly as fast as a lykan💔
ager jumpscar
How 2 star already
it said boo
it mogs
get it? because it's a ghost?
Spent 3000 tokens for packs
stop you're genuinely unfunny
does agera really drift like RS
Ur a bum
Gameloft new update are like:
Addition: Raesr pspspsps(S)
Porsche 911 reskin 666(A)
New se:Imperium
Support cars:Gold mazzanti, Gold bt62
(Car key at 600 conditions)
New bug:Nitro button doesn't work
Compensation:Bad servers
does one really drift like 1
I have both those supports, and arash is 3 eips from gold
When release this event
Imperium is just star up btw no unlock
also tried this

@quiet heron need something?
Ur whalien
Yeah 😅
Yes
I need my game to stop freezing and my pc not taking 50 seconds to boot
just write dm no friend reqs
✌️
it aint got no gas in it
thats the problem
He’s awake
I was showering
true
so uhhh
an egg is better than a car which isn't real yet
Cause Elytra doesn’t have any rockets to move with
They grounded without em

first 15x in a long time for me
maybe it just doesn't work on non floaty cars anymore
Give me your luck mr fyre
why i downgraded to 4700 lobby from 5100 
I'll try the huracan
Request to gl
After every race in mp this take time approx 15 sec, can u add new button ( play again) in ad page
Stupid Imp
What? The imp can’t do anything cause of its air penalty
That’s why qwerty caught up
ye

his only fault is not making a enough gap between me and him before that part

true nightmare part for imp and devel

no cuz i swear i used to do ts with an ELISE of all things and now it won't work with the cgt 💔
guess
6k
almost
Hey
What's with this 360 bug glitch , it's still there even after 2 weeks of me not opening the game 
Is any redeem code available
yea still there
XD
prolly fixed on Hotfix at Monday
they said they fix it today but deleted the message
but then, that it
its very frustrating .,.. please fix it...
Truly king
it finally worked😭
says useful...
Devs must forgot they had added more bugs in the hotfix instead of solving them so had to delete it
Slower cars tend to need to drift on the ramp to get higher jump
peak 4400 lobby
Wich one???
noice

chiron didnt even bother using evo LMAO
miku mentioned
4 evo tickets and thr chiron dude still doesnt know how to use it
i think its hiding in yer wifi

AAAaaAEnyways
so
whats new
Katsune Miku trust

hi
so uh chat what yall using in champion rn?
Good kitty 
i feel like me only option is centenario
no i didnt say i will come
wait no
why they deleted the hotfix message

i mean vanda + huracan + carrera (spam trio)

shut
huracan vs gt3rs legendary rival
mp1 is so cooked rn
tho i dont wanna change
true
it sucks
atp they should do a season reset ASAP with actually fun rewards
so grinding will be actually fun
huracan manages to go at the speed of 358 where as gt3rs lags behind!! 🗣️ going at about 353 kilometers per hour
and carrera actually is technically the fastest at 360
tho vanda hits 363
(cheat tho cause of pn boost)
Delicious

Piss car
speaking about gt3rs
required almost 100k token bruh from stratch to max blueprint (not gold)
https://youtu.be/tmFUl0IsZzE
I just dropped a massive 55,000+ tokens into the Burst of Speed Multi-Card Pack 1 in Asphalt Legends Unite, and this pack opening might be my biggest yet. Here’s everything that went down:
📦 Opened 470+ 10× packs (since each is 750 tokens, you can do the math — this was a huge spend)
🚗 Pulled 500+ blueprints total — yup, more than...
Car behind 
Burst of pee
is that the 5000 hp car behind or its nilu
My burst of speed drops were fire
Burst of piss
wait i remember a meme of the czinger i made a while ago
You wouldn’t dare
devel saar
Upstairs
son
forg
o last one/
so a corvette
next car to be added to asphalt? (i hope not vro)

wait i feel like the tourbillion and the ccgt should be added
and the venom gt
for now
Burst of
ah yes
this bos was bos without the o
guys im new anyone wanna play together :D
so not only are there no s class cars till LL, half the class class cars are just gone
fun
wait
i have seen you before..

still continues to give me nightmares
Yelloh banan
but im new

and kinda noob (very nooB)
son
stupidly long car
and want someone to jst grind with
since when were there 2 7x7=49 s ???
its a famous meme yk
The sole reason i didnt open that pack was because i didnt want that yellow abomination
Finally mp1 is fun again..10 days to enjoy LL..big W
still anyone wannna play withme??
Damn people are actually hitting legend league now
Instead of within the last 3 days
21k notif 💔
bug eye rear

💀
Reason: Spam

LOL
Sin R1 versus banan
LOL
screw you wifi
Which is more bug eyed
i typed some stuff
hehe
did the warn message contained hachimii hachimii wo nameru
then comes the sin s1
Hi meh
in WHAT WORLD would i type ts vro 
Sup
i dont even play umamusume

and i never will
Hi everyone
37??? what did i missed
arab sheikh ahh

hachimi hachimi hachimii
hachimii hachimii hachimii wo nameru to
...
honse
its teiover
Honse
uh yes
So fix update on monday or not?
Technically
Presumably so
i guess
Is sf90 users downgraded to vanda again
what racist
2569 BE 
If it doesn’t come then wait for further news
@low hound
it's an actual golden agera you dumb
what kind of racism is this?
could or could not it might be leaked message so they delete or the date got changed so they delete
was the arab sheikh thing necessary?
The racing kind 
anyways
ig man
but i mean i dont even have sf90 soo
I hate this new drift setup. I hope they fix this asap
how real is the gold
this was a bug

lucky
scrap of metal with some golden colored water 
i only reached 2 stars ._.
Why they have to remove sf90 evo from the mp1 🙁 i cant spam it anymore
I can't do the floaty drift when approach the 270 cairo turn on aeon and venom due to this
rating top 10 most delicious stuffs i ate
numero 1: Venom F5 Packs

i dont even have the car
damn 4400 matched with 4755
that water was probably man made lol

he said boost wasnt six sayven skibidi to him
...
Wait lemme
well that was rude
anyways
Did they fix floaty?
rude of hehe to say boost aint six sayven
Just like:
we devolving cro
I’ll have u figure it out
wdym we skibidivolving
best 4
ever


dude MY WIFI-
I was so lazy to open the game and luckily found this
no evo chiron yet? damn
we're devolving to robots
actually worse
has more pepe than in game emoji 
peas
@empty shard
yall say ´"pepe" or "peep" ?
i am not old player
@junior raven
forgot what now
yay vanda
i have 3.690 token now but not enough for bos
dementia
Banda gaming
wait
ban the gaming indeed
#boycottfanta
fanta?!
i got 1 epic in a month before
but i think i got lucky this time
actually lowkey havent seen fanta in a hot minute
what did my little precious
do
this is not Turkey
it's discord you dumb
i just need 3 more epics for chiron forevo
surviving from that low top speed by kd i see
boycotting cocacola products 'cuz israel type stuff
ironic part is he's using social media

btw
I'm boycotting the Coca-Cola Companies because why not?
I love through the city
why did u let the cockroach win
You can get ||scammed||
if you think THAT is a cockroach, oh boy you gonna freak out when you see the ED design torque in A8
anyways chat ima go eat
cya
i use Discord why?
It's for Community
stop ur making me laugh out loud at 1am next to my parents sleeping
💔
Bcos i got brake checked like 2 times
so how was ur brake
I think I got sick because of my stomach ache and diarrhea. 😳
right next? what
Probably really bad if he had to check it twice
its weekend why cant i do that 💔
holy emojis

if there a possibility that one of us pull the brake system out?
And 499p momofrogger 360 someone that near him
sdfgcxvdsaf
wym by this exactly?
I avoided the brake
And some of them got 360 cuz i need nitro 
twin @low hound
ancient footage of floaties working normally
Thank you gl for giving me paris track


bro play next to his eepy family

so there're awoo, copwoo, waterwoo, and realwoo
Its not that ancient cflo 😭
let me guess floaties still dont work
@low hound
its been 2 weeks 
I just spend 51$ at target for the Lego Techinc Aston Martin Valkyrie set to get the asphalt legends Ingame code
Gib code
they are just 
nice try
eat pepe

time to sleep cuz i feel like it
kirby from japan
if i get the 50 lego technic absolut can i get code for it?
go eep 


8 minutes again pls
Meh

Hows life
7 minutes
meh as always
lasang
where is garfiled
yeeted to the pet store
Well in asphalt there Are Lego cars if you buy the specific Technic Lego set it will give you a code for the game for that car
oh, lego cars
not just the cars
Just don’t laugh
probably it's an ingredient..
then don't send funny jokes
Ya so I bought a lego set for the car in game and it will give me a one time code for the game to unlock that car
don't laugh above, make the laugh below 
H
anyone got the lego revuelto?
™
No but I got the lego Aston Martin Valkyrie
after the buff

tiny ahh emoji
what should i do. any car which is worthy ?
This is getting really frustrating.
The game has serious performance issues that keep getting ignored. Races are constantly lagging, which makes it difficult to play properly and takes away from the experience. Instead of focusing on improving stability and optimizing the game so it runs smoothly for everyone, updates seem to prioritize things that don’t actually fix the core problems players are dealing with.
At this point, performance should be a top priority. A smooth, stable game matters far more than adding or adjusting content when the basics aren’t working properly. Many players would benefit from better optimization, and it would make the game far more enjoyable overall.
I hope future updates seriously address these issues.
Panda and Meh 
Bible
nice i got the revuelto for my bday



Y’all ready for Saturday?
you cant make this up
Ffs man
in irl?
yh

Nuh uh. It’s Friday

Ur not Meh or Panda
took like 4 hrs to build
whats the interior colour palette you choose
I'm howtoknow
panda you need a bigger bed
wdym
what. irl= in real life
yes
fart geetee
@low hound what car is this
what do u mean it took 4 hours to build
SHUTUP
ferrante something
the lego set took 4 hrs to build what else do u think
✅
ankle would be, like. please let me sleep
Your mama



that's the iphone scammouse
that was unexpected 
most aerodynamic not car 
Im at advance server gng
freefire player
normal af
no redline is the ACE challeneger
Jk, keep roasting
The Asfane
what does this logo mean
and he is a noice guy he gave eem a lesson of to security cars
phiriphara saaar
they still playing it for no reason in their non-gpu'd pcs

disconnect or network error
Its been popular recently
❌
No one likes it tho
Fair enough
no one ever like it
Not a good game after all
Why free fire if you can unite by playing asphalt
Download asphalt legends unite now!

Except for many people in India and in my country, they glaze it like it the best game ever
i have been so long here, but never found any server person in mp game. 🙁
first minute of hyper's stream 
We don't unite anymore!
Download Asphalt Legends now!!!
Makes my skin crawl
Tru
asphalt legends disband
How can i reach ll by only using f1lm 😭😭
if it's meant to be, then it will be.

i forgive it all as it comes back to me.
a question guys but when I'll get on Division 5 on AL?
A guy on my C1 lobby did it
It's possible

asphalt 🦵
A9LEGENDS
about gauntlet
Skrill issue
Hey guys, i am a bit cofused. Did someone relized the funny difference between displayed max speed of new Ferrari 12 Cilindri (stock) and real speed in the race. Stock statistic says: 340kmh. in the race i can't reach more then 333kmh. Any idea why?
s 🦐 issue
We now have “negative fake TS”
🥀
Where are you driving the car
???
When you have more than 22001 rank given the 5 highest ranked cars in your garage
in the MP2
okk
If you want to find that out filter your garage by rank and add the ranks of the top 5 at the end
If it’s 22001 or more then you will be div5

i genuinely forgot to do gauntlet so 💔
We got negative ts before 360 got fixed
Cilindri?
man i need 36k sc asap
Nahhh
i hate watching ads 
Yeah asking the guy that has an issue
Im watching it rn
Im assuming it probably doesn’t anymore but don’t remember
amazon cooking security dude?
bought 1 bp. (c:228,000)
should i wait or buy 1 more.
Krill mentioned
my current situation

🦐
Buy obv
it's one of new syndicate cars.
Same
thanks 👍
Yeah Im aware
My mind isn’t in the MP2 loop because I don’t care for it
@low hound
@tender trench 300k km black series
go eat sea food 
fart
Honestly Im not sure
It could be because you may be TD and are inactive briefly
Hii
HOW do you have almost 300k miles
If the car goes slower than 340 in a straight line Im not too sure why it would be doing that
it's km man
not mile
Try again if you can

Why
Thats still alot
Like way too much
ye and NFS Hot Pursuit's map is 160km^2
cuz u mention kirll
Yoooo
Kirll
We are-
damn
This is like the meme “what if we dropped the title card when a word is said?”
that octopus seem tasty
I have only these two cars with 8-C.fours blueprints.
which will be good to go









