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Teto
hru

skills so bad the mirror broke 😿
nou
i meed the mclaren gt at max
ngl all venom stats are useless to upgrade except for nitro, and maybe accel
imo i don’t wanna invest in that car, feels really mid
Guys Teto is mocking me, what should I do?
What abt handling
eppie
sorry but no
ur still kasane teto?
still does floaties and punch drifts
what do u think is better then
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

i already have it at 3 stars
i can finna shoot Justicia and some cops
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
same cro
wait till you see the difference between 3* and 4* float capabilities
u da real spell
yes🤑
okay i’m looking forward for that ngl

I'll take away your baguette
venom NEEDS more nitro though
u da real baguette
give 86 nitro

Who agrees that getting broken car is one of the best feelings
real
you need more nitro management 😭
5126
give it -100 nitro 
cro i can manage nitro, but it’s annoying when you run out of nitro at a ramp or smth
For sure
goodbye france hello paris🥖🇫🇷
im not a god at managing nitro though
at low stars it is a bit hard but still usable
i drift cro
agreed
www 
doesnt sound like youre nitro managing good then smh
wait is Paris a country?
the shockwave accel is really good after 250mph
i do cro
folk
Is it only me or the dose elytron is terrible even at gold?!!
yes 
cro im not a god at the game, dont expect me to be able to manage it perfectly 😭
you're the reason why special ed exists
yes cro
💀
yes, a country inside france
😂
cuh i said good not perfectly 
paris is a kingdom in the united states
paris > france
Why can't France take it?
america > usa
🦅
Nitro management?
venom > f5
because Paris is.... hmmmm
im trying cro
'cuz paris is
el baguette la croissant
does getting a tattoo hurt?
😭
companion
get well soon 🐊
Go on
get one, trust
autocorrect 🥀
does anyone know who this person is?
acquaintance
le bugatti la louvre
🥐 
💨
descendant
no rly
mutual
Interesting.. Thank you
ancestor
ur line was supposed to be "depends on the area"
yw
then In the next world cup I'll cheer for Paris
mate
well 🐊 well 🐊 well 🐊
🥀 🥀 🥀
lacoste
dont leak @copper fractal texts
north
some people definitely need functioning braincells
real
umm... I'll let the people here reply to you, this is beyond me

💨
Yes, except I drink milk daily
i
Germany > USA, GB, Russia, China and 50+ countries
like
dumptruck
hyper
Dark
Ferarri 296 GT3 when
it looks great cro
watch it get put below huracan trofeo
Son💔
Makes sense to me
real 😭
i am feeling like no DUMPTRUCK💜
h
i
mini cooper red bull
who
Here now I wanna see a massacre
as if saying paris wasnt a country was enough
no
Goodbye France, Hello Lyon
let him learn
?
Pls lemme ragebait more
no
What is ragebait?
if you ragebait I will ban you
guys i have a joke
oww :(
You in what army?
@vapid tusk
Nice joke you got there, how much?
bro thinks i need an army
Yh
100k tokens
DAMN I mean... how about 50?
Never knew you are online tangram
Dayum
Reason: swear in image
kuriya scary
lesson learned
red 
i swear i used to have a screenshot of a discord admin saying giving birth on vc is prohibited in their server 💔
ced 
Why now?
if possible
Bro what
because i just saw it
💀
Wait what?

I have so many questions
I love this car part 5
freefall
Money??? OH yeah
ask ahead
Bruh
where is Ahead? I wanna meet him
Use your eyes
?
At last I get to get this car 313 incoming
👽
Token
pro
Sorry for playing your game cro
312 CARs?.
dog
Whale
GETEGREEN is here
who tf are you
can you unhere
We know cuh
who is bro
Son who are you
His name is Galaxy annihilator
I am Steve
Bro thinks hes a celeb
Your ordinary Asphalt player that's in Garage Level 17
My son stop and go to bed
Reason: Bad word usage
313 when I unlock it

Dayum
dawg huh
Who banned my word?
folk
A noob player with 24 Level Garage
This logo might not be good but hey a logo is a logo
Im being hated on
what word
5 letters
ends with 💔
Wasted cardental
as an emoji
i just did wordle cuh i aint doing it again
Crap rewards
I swear if it starts with an N, you'll be cooked
You can get ccgs by downloading the game
night?
🤔
what's a ccgs
Hey
NEGAtive
bypass 
2017 Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport 580hp 8 eips
You'll learn one day
Its not
Guys
why did vro include the hp figure
whar
Actually nvm none of you can help
?
good to know
Fo learn what the ccgs is
son
Anyway
dad
How can I assist you today?
Whaddaya need?
if it's related about pcs i can help
otherwise sorry for your loss
r u ai
Sadly not about PCs
sadge
It’s a tragedy nonetheless
r u okay
No
I am Gemini, your assistant for the next few seconds
About what exacly?
I bought white monster
wait no come back
Ts the ccgs
is the few seconds over
This can never be forgiven
Agartha
whats better porche 911 spyder say 1or carrera gt say 2
whats better porche 911 spyder say 1or carrera gt say 2
Oh I'm sorry to hear, is there anything you wanna talk about?
porsche 911 spyder💀
That’s all
kbye
Yes? how can I help you today?

Its 918 btw
just tell me pls
gemini, jork it a lil
Yes
miss click
are you touchdrive or no
Yes
no
918 then
I'll ask the human to do it for me instead...
Isn’t it kbai ?
but only 2 star
carrera then i guess
you're ai there's nothing to jork except for the wire bundles
you can get 918 from legend store
😂
I have 6 star
6 star 918?
It aint that hard cuh
The human says it burns
my gl is 11 so...
Just like carrera
larp, the 918 only goes up to 5 stars
is it good ??
will take some time, it's relatively easier to progress nowadays but it will be a grind
Its good if ur skilled
im almost 12
5
Bro, its 6
5 stars for 918 Spyder
Same thing
Not the Asphalt Edition the other one
Its both 6 stars
does this emoji exist in game
is gl 14 hard to unlock
hi, is this a good time for its rank??
Is it rare
No
I haven't seen anyone use it
AH, I have Nope, but it needs grinding a bit
no, just keep unlocking more cars
and save your tokens
Cuz
is tuffer
the blue thing
f2p
Yes
🤑
Blud the 918 Spyder is 5 stars.
Nah I'd knockdown 300 cruisers to use 
cuz i can barelly got to 12 i need 70000 more xp
Nice Vanda
Hear me out
Just say it already
Yknow I’ve been thinking can cattagera Porsche beat Vanda
1 star🥀
@supple rapids Im just ragebaiting
I know
Me too...
Anyways I'll go to sleep, it's 1am already.
Bye
9 for me
Gn y'all. it was nice losing some brain cells
I'm Omani, I'm built different.. Okay scratch that..
moroccan
Catfih
Yes
Noice
ur eating a missile tonight
Why is 935 Dragonforce so tuff
Nuh-uh
🤣🤣🤣
Wdym
I'll pick it up and throw it back
1v1 me in a dragonforce 935
Do U have car?
No
k
Dopamine expansion: Fatal giggle
But I have more powerful ones
give it to @thin latch he whould like it
7fhx12
I have a 1911, do you have one?
Holy ragebait from the blue joycon
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Whats that
Using icona
K, hard to do then
flying car
what no
It's a pistol
@fossil dirge Tell them
anyways gn y'all
I'll go and eep

daughter
See? its not bad
Choosing cente this time
i like the dodge viper acr it feel comfortable
You're cooked bud
Wrecked...
Same
Man
2 times...
?
Vandas are annoying
why
spam car
Exactly
Redo
I js use a oc carrera
Nah
Why
Cuz imma sleep
I wouldve beat u anyways
Bye
Bye
I’m ma use that car once I use all its epic blueprints
Use it to reach plat 1
Anyone wanna fight Dragonforce 935?
Cuz that car is a buster
Its usable to get to champ 1 did it this season
This car is unstoppable
And the fact that it got featured two times now in a row
Well at least champ 1 is now somewhat playable
Why is it op?
Speed good
Acceleration good
Handling very good
Nitro LONG
Drifting stable
Thx to the porsche spotlight, i get the eip for Carrera to max out as much as i can (thx the credit) and i beat some zr1 evo
That Chevrolet didn’t stand a chance
A good driver would've smoked me
Smoking weed everyday like snoop dog did

Weed? Is that a sort of drink?
Sometimes
Alhina? Is that alcohol
Like Barbican?
Yeah but since it's a bad one 🤣
Not
Teto
Not me
I wanna ask a question
I maybe will answer
Where’s Miku?
I plead the fifth
No one
Me
Save credits for Maxing out cars
Or
Use it on a useless showroom car
American trump card
@swift merlin knows @supple rapids
Miku is balling at P3
Who’s that?
I should consider almost golding the Porsche caggera
Nobody
Ah new pfp
Is my good?
Outstanding
Your is too
Made it yourself?
Cooking my boi
Wanted to use this one, but the picture is lost somewhere in google photos, this drawing like 8 years ago
This took 3 hours
But would you lose?
This is not art class
I mean
I would give my insta account to see my art, but they banned me like multiple times
I want you to guess the reason
And your not sigma
Send him by DM
Good let mod tell you then
Let mood tell him he’s depressed
“Child Exploitation Content” on a post of one of my drawing
And yeah it seems AI is protecting the children using instagram so have that 😐
nice?🥴

Yknow ts was corny
is it just me, or does the ferrante have insane air accel
Wait is that the sentence that showed after completing tutorial?
al is actually spelled AI LEGENDS
My poor Zenvo being surrounded by gold cars lmao
Im surrounded by goldions
My fave color is green
Omg same
is there a system to how ghost works in mp2 like some cars i pass through and others i cant
.....
Can someone tell me why the Ferrante Design packs appear in Limited Time Packs if the car is from the Syndicate, not a regular event car? Damn Bugloft, they don't fix their game, they just bug it.
are you watching ninjago?
Yes
Do you know the series?
ive watched a few episdoes here and there
I AM the green ninja
I've been watching that series since 2020.
that was the frst time i watched it during quarantin
Jay The Lightning Ninja
How did I find ninjago because of my sister she LOVED ninjago
i ghots the dall cull
She showed me the series and I like it

Should this be a starway car
Nah, we can get it in MP2 packs
The GT by Citroën is in Starway, but in Asphalt 9 China
sian fkp should
ninjago fan?
Maybe the Lamborghini tenzerario
i mean i dont have starway cus dont got enough cars
but its a suggestion
Same I cannot get rid of the green ! In special events
Yes, since 2020 when they were still showing it on TV here in Costa Rica, it was previously on Disney XD
i never streamed i always download
im also a ninjago fan have you watched the new DR season 4
im waiting till they all come out
why are you exposing my defense
The final boss of unemployment
yes
holy
I managed to watch episode 4 of the recent season, but I haven't seen the previous seasons yet.
you should watch them they r good
Honestly the asphalt version Porsche is fun to drive
yh and its handling at stock is good as well
not the best tho
Like the drifting is
acceleration is not good
speed is slower than vanda so why are you calling it op
Sharp
When I have the chance, I'll do it.
ok
You underestimate the power of the car
holy cow
yh radius is good
carrera is awful
how to underestimate something that does not exist
huracan is 2x better
na its clean tho its drifting radius is mid
Skill issues
istfg too many people literally suck off carrera
all because of its handling and nitro
the drift radius being the only decent thing about it
😭
and nitro ig
DUDE carrera is good
that accel and speed combo says no lmfao
Shut up J
carrera is op if you cant manage nitro and take good lines 
Hurrican is basically carrera
what
No
Can I get Champ 1 in an hour
Huracanda: 🗿
wdym no
I have Senma GTR + infinite fuel
tell me one track that carerra beats huracan on
huracan is slower and has better acceleration and worse drift how are they basically the same
Boycott mp and we shall be rewarded better. But we all need to team up
I literally beated every single hurrican that appeared when I was testing free try carrera on mp2
MP2 OMG
Boycott the world we need a better society and we all need to team up
Boycott jobs. We will get paid better
try beating a venom f5 with a Carrera in mp2

Light work 
Just do it in mp1
easy because 97% of mp2 players cant drive
Bro the hurrican is slower than carrera
in an teaming up in an asphalt community
Give evo to a9 launch cars
no way
Sup unc
Huracan>Carrera whoever thinks otherwise is silly
but accels better which is carreras main weakness
😭
Drifting is good
For carrera
ok
I feel terzo evo gonna be a divo in gauntlet
God player
but has a better accel
And you can 5 star the carrera with the mayhem and the spotlight
So wholesome
and huracan is literally available at low garage level in legend store + has starway
why you showing me a ss from a9
also, I needed 22001 for Div 5, my max total rank is ||21,886 :(||
youre not making good points
because aura
I need a devel
this isnt a fight
yeah its obvious huracan is way better
These cars have they’re own good ways
yeah both are obliterated by vanda anyway
Anyone want to buy my A9 account 266 cars lvl 53 garage lvl 7 vip 17 mil credit 12,300 blue tokens, 144k red tokens .
Isn’t that the point of high nitro cars
dang that sucks
Having less speed
how are you not gl 60
which is obliterated by evo zr1
no buying accounts here
But long nitro
also you'll get banned for selling your account here
which are pointless because why do you need to sacrifice nitro for speed when nitro management in that rank range
Man I littearly muted the music in the game cuz it was not good
I lowk love low nitro cars
and 007s, Utopia Coupe, Enzo, GTR
The bolide started it for me
Me! Me!
Ill start a gofundme for you
Man I want the trion nemesis
Im faster than vanda
That car is good
for me it was the imperium
And police car
No one has the imperium at all
The challenge is fun
Brings life to the game for me
Except the high paying players
and since then I've been trying to master low nitro cars
food to evo zr1
ds
My guy fr
Son that car was featured ONCE
17mil credits wow broke
12,300 tokens even more broke
that's what I said homie
better be less than 5 bucks cuh
true!
Lighting McQueen crash ahhh
5 days till the nevera ta sh to come back
yo what am i even supposed to be watching? you cant see crap
You don’t have teeth son
asphalt in atlanta
please rate
vampire ahh gaming
whose eyes are adjusted to being used to such a dark screen
...
Son what
i have it at 5* and I'm 36 bps away from 6*
I js left mine at 5 stars
Icba to grind 6 stars have had it 5 stars for years 😭
Should i go for chiron
yeah and theres only like 5k ranked s class
Bunny when he saw someone eating chocolate bunny at Easter

what is this display of neurodivergence
I've never checked mp1
like all of them?
none in lower leagues
Littearly what I’m aiming for is the Mercedes c11 and I’m out
for what?
i already got what I want from mp1
just bring back season finale and this will be forgiven
thinking about mp1 
Yknow they should even add a special event for Mercedes c11 since you can’t even get 2 stars on that car

They shouldn't
please no
who cares about nilu clone
i just reached champ 3 last mp to get done with it
like 4* speedtail decimates those cars
don't think I'm gonna do it again
i start from champ iii
which is odd since i thought we start back at gold iii
This guy does
what?
hell no there are B class cars better than that trash
Basically his goal is to hold every car in the game
C11s just buns
i can beat c11s with D class in mp2 bro what are you talking about 
yea he's rich
Cmon
I can finally breath a bit holy
And the raesr tartarus c11 and the buggati pursport Lego he didn’t
He quit
cars on retired finally
He did a long time ago
no cap?
Like last year
How many does he have?
wait that TRR guy is retired?
Alrighty guys I’m quitting asphalt because of how many bad updates they put into the game
Nah cars on
ohhh
schlawg you dont want florida stuff
TRR nightmare is raesr Tartarus
That will make it WORSE
my nose is more congested than the highway at lunchtime
I just coughed for like 20 minutes straight
My chest is flipping numb
i smell blood everytime i breathe dawg you do NOT want florida sh
Idk if i can make it too Thursday man
someone wants Miami vibes
i will find you if you dont make it to thurs
Well anything helps to help me brrath through my lungs
you have mucinex?
Ds 15 WORSE THAN ds 1?
get the cough syrup one not the pills
yes
I gotta work tmrw so imma take thamaflu and Alka seltzer
How’s room renovation preparation going on

the main ds car can't even float
Hi everyone
cant land properly too
I'm taking that for now
there are many things it cant do
i still prefer aeon e over that ai car
fire
Noob but well gato take care
its Mosler but 10x worse
It's bad when I cough up mucus and it's just brown
💀
I'm shocked I don't have bronchitis
and the acceleration feels fake negative
Yo what's the best tune for bmw csl hommage evo
or maybe that's just me idk
Brother
Not even joking I coughed yesterday and my entire mouth was filled with brown mucus
I was disgusted man
you should see a doctor
It was like dark dark yellow almost brown
Thursday I do
U need to get checked
I can make it today wasn't too bad

Besides all my coworkers thought I hit puberty

Cause my voice is hourse
I can barely talk now
this is mine
its just flywheels instead of intake
what if it was serious?
you can't leave yourself like that till Thursday
Get checked
idk if its better than that
My actual doctor couldn't see me until April 30th
I tested and got js about no difference with flywheel kit
Doomed
This isn't even my actual doctor it's a co doctor of my current one
Acura evo should be a showroom car because he’s needed for career task
I have the flu
Worse
Ye ginger tea it is
Go to the toilet
And a hug
I'm shocked it's not covid

gn
You don't need that i was in hospital 6 days with covid
Covid ain’t like that have experience from 2 times
Was it that bad?
If you ask me, I got it about 2 months before the US shut down cause I remember I was sick for like a solid 2-3 weeks
yeah the only time i might have gotten covid is in January 2020
the other times ive gotten sick ive tested negative
Yes
Is this faster?

My fav tune so far for nsx
Plus I had cold on my lungs
Ohh u had higher level of infection
Ye I could not breathe properly
My mom was also close to that point but was able to recover in house isolation
Thats great
Ye definitely needed attention
They should give all S-class cars a longer nitro time 
Is this a glitch and tomorrow will be not available?
Bro is fricking rich
Spender most likely
I'm getting there with drive syndicate
Passion project concept
Any tips for Snapdragon esports for asphalt
how far did you get without spending a single dollar
Question
We have a lot of render cars 
C3

C3 but C2 rn
I spent 60 pounds on this

better than i saw
I meet a guy cost about 150 dollar
h
because 12c 1star -2 pack only give 10Bp
No lykan and sf90 in mp1 ❤️🩹
Copper league
cc850 is more likely to be the main car than dose
no because rank is everything
dose only have high air accelerate,
AI render real lmao
about timee
gold 2
acura carried me tho
plat 1
What
he doesnt lol
figure it out
i beat jesko
Cgt god
Explain
yuck
Hello
Shame on bro
@azure latch @digital pelican hai guys. Received tragic news today…. We gonna have to get rid of the 2005 BMW X3 cuz the repair bill too high for a 21 year old car
😪😪😪

Just fix it
Amazing to drive and incredible engine
Ajd I'm struggling to breath cause I coughed for 20 mins straight
if i dont claim grand prix prize after it ends, will it stay there forever?
Probably
bro fr
Hi
Hlo
Weren't there a daily event where it had Mercedes one eleven bps??
a
It was the anniversary tle
Damn
But it was a mistake and gl fixed it to ts years'
The car is peak
Quan
the event will despawn after 30 days
hey Quan
Ts happened 😭
How to get over this pain
😭😭
Ok but bruh
Anyone heard Beauty of Annihilation?
I could've made small progress for that car
Simple question BRO
Wrong place to trauma dump 
Ik its the wrong place, i ain't dumb
Is there any way to put a nametag on the rewards?
Don't make me boil you to make crab biscuits blu spy crab
finally got all of the evo parts
how is it?
Looks clean
yuh
Showroom complete.
NOOO
Good job
Wait do u mean all showrooms complete or just that
tested it
nice and flat 400kmh air speed
and about 302 kmh with nitro on ground
feels responsive and more like a buffed F-Type in handling
pretty solid for low C class
nice
well duh
Well good on ya broski, ya modified it good
i use the overload air speed part
21 year old bmw never is good news
Any supras?
thats what i have installed lol
My dad did very proper maintenance and kept it very nicely.
Cro what is that sticker
Thanks
there is some good BMW's here in east germany that are old but gold
But yea, it was having engine problems for sometime anyways
tho rare to find
What?
this is my build
Is that all showrooms or just that
Did be deserved
ah
well i dont want my car to feel like a tank so no thank you
I see u went with the nitro colors, i like
The whole i8 showroom.
Okay so the other showrooms are still alive
duh
no one is gonna bother sitting through them
my friend’s 2001 jetta getting home repaired by him and family member. Repairs take very long, however prices are undoubtedly better than mekanik. Nonetheless the cheap lot of repairs sum up to a not so cheap total …
.
I see
lmao
clears throat ahem
Cuz u can use showroom for free tokens
Same vro









