🏎・general

[empty shard]

[golden bay]

a

[low hound]

mods are friendly when compared to cringe chat

[smoky river]

who is most cringest ?

[hasty crag]

cat

[dawn birch]

[empty shard]

safety car

[empty shard]

classified information

[viscid breach]

🪞

[golden bay]

unsafety car

[modern parcel]

Never let eem drive

[smoky river]

thx for joke.. but its not funny

[tawdry oracle]

That’s

[viscid breach]

Yea

Ik

[dreamy mortar]

wawie

[smoky river]

he cant do 360 anymore, thats why he left alu

[modern parcel]

🥀

That’s sad

[abstract thistle]

Make it 0

[smoky river]

wait till bos..

[dreamy mortar]

no

[smoky river]

jesko incoming in bos

[empty shard]

anddd thats a ban from the nurburgring

[dreamy mortar]

hopefully fh6 will launch

[smoky river]

yesss

[abstract thistle]

Where's the downforce?

[smoky river]

is this fh5

[low hound]

pog1

[tawdry oracle]

Cant sure til it comes

[empty shard]

i dont think it will come if the event for the car itself was already out a few months before

[dreamy mortar]

10%engine 90% pops

[floral bronze]

youre not even allowed in the first place

[past pasture]

Good morning!

[empty shard]

uhhh the door was open

[golden bay]

good evening

[floral bronze]

not anymore

[shadow quiver]

I wonder if there might be a bug in the checks for whether eips show in the legend store based on current inventory (e.g. where extra eips are gotten from special events etc)

I've had this car golded for a very long time lmao

[empty shard]

its Beamng Drive

[floral bronze]

spare parts

[tawdry oracle]

Yes there is a bug

[low hound]

check your inventory
it would be a leftover

[smoky river]

bro i didnt bought this engineering game in steam sale

[mossy laurel]

check ur storage, u have extra

[past pasture]

Also what is this G currency?

[smoky river]

u club leader now

[golden bay]

eips don't care unlike blueprints

[low hound]

someone promoted you in club
that's all

[shadow quiver]

yeah I have 1 in my inventory atm

[smoky river]

u club leader

[empty shard]

its fine it usually gets discount sales alot

[pearl briar]

gauntlet tokens

[past pasture]

Got it

[tawdry oracle]

You need to get rid of spare eips to not see the golded car in LS again

The sysyem is like

If the car is 8 eips to gold and 5 are applied, you have to keep spare eips to 3

And they are not showing to LS

If the car is gold, no spare eips

[shadow quiver]

yeah I'll sell it now

[viscid breach]

360 miss

[golden bay]

wait is that how it works

[low hound]

just a normal gold league race

[tawdry oracle]

Ye

[golden bay]

dam

[viscid breach]

Hmm

[tawdry oracle]

If the car is 16eips to gold and 11 applied

[golden bay]

have played this game for 5 years and didn't know that

[tawdry oracle]

When you have 5 eips spare you dont see it comes in LS

Key is the “amount” for gold

Not “gold” itself

[golden bay]

[dusky estuary]

Why did they make us have to hold the brake button for us to keep a 360 drift

[tawdry oracle]

Just a bug

[empty shard]

@low hound why is the boat lowk moving

[quaint glacier]

I the ford gt packs are 50k for no reason? 💔 💔 💔

[tawdry oracle]

They said gonna fix but still dunno when it is

[eternal wigeon]

its off topic (c9) but hyundai is very good at reaching gold

[low hound]

even v12 can't handle the chassis lmao

[dusky estuary]

I js figured out that for it to work you have to hold the 360

And my brain is buffering

Literally

[eternal wigeon]

useless pack

[tawdry oracle]

Ye well other aliens already figured it out right after the update so i have heard about that too

[high grail]

give nitro before 360end will also solve this

[tawdry oracle]

Anyway you should wait just for now

Keep eyes on hot topics

[dusky estuary]

I would but it's like I'm not that precised

[empty shard]

ofc the chime kicking in before the crash

[high grail]

its a bug, report on 3.30 and still fixing

[empty shard]

must be that unpaid massage seats subscription

[junior raven]

@tawdry oracle

[tawdry oracle]

and fixes the elytron bug immediately

jk

[tawdry oracle]

[empty shard]

u know what game were playing

no money no fix

[tawdry oracle]

Fufu i finally finished my defense on my main

[junior raven]

Nice

[tawdry oracle]

Too many tortures

[junior raven]

I got good rolls on my GTR

[pearl briar]

why v12🥀

[tawdry oracle]

Wasted 22 tickets to settle

[junior raven]

I think this is the first evo car where I got all the good parts first try

[azure latch]

rip

[junior raven]

Granted, I did have 15/24 parts

So

Wasn’t much room to not get anything

[tawdry oracle]

anyway this was the result

[empty shard]

sir that thing is v6

[junior raven]

Mostly missing nitro intake

[junior raven]

28.3

On double?

[tawdry oracle]

Ye

[pearl briar]

oh

[junior raven]

Send reference por favor

[dusky estuary]

Idk how much longer i can wait

God help me

[junior raven]

Also damn sub 25 on urban

[high grail]

its up to GL

[junior raven]

I don’t think I can do sub 25 in anything

[azure latch]

holy damn these times are solid

[tawdry oracle]

Actually i once had this but got wrecked in water run so it flew away

[dusky estuary]

GL prolly gonna take two months to fix sum this simple

[empty shard]

sorry for ever downloading this game

[low hound]

wtf
hyperina?

[dusky estuary]

Wat?

[azure latch]

sheesh

[high grail]

i always wandering, how long they work in one day

[low hound]

i thought it's darkhyper

[tawdry oracle]

[dusky estuary]

Bro idek who that is

🫩

[tawdry oracle]

[low hound]

[azure latch]

clean run

need gold devel asap lmao

[golden bay]

im not getting that in 5 years

[vapid tusk]

if you think fixing something is that simple, I regret to inform you that in a large codebase, finding a bug is harder than it seems

[golden bay]

[azure latch]

good for you

[dusky estuary]

How much people is coding this game again

[low hound]

ummm but there's a weird thing
vegito or someone from gameloft team said "it fixed internally"
how long uploading an update to stores?

[junior raven]

I always kept trying to gain airspeed at 45% in this car for some reason

[junior raven]

Hehe mentioned that stores also have to verify the updates too I think

[tawdry oracle]

time i made in my alt this is more solid i think

[junior raven]

That that process takes longer than the fix itself sometimes

[vapid tusk]

then yeah, if it's fixed internally and fixed (which is what I hope for). Then, uploading the update and getting approval is going to take a while

[junior raven]

Yeah getting approval

Honestly that’s the long wait part

Because at this rate we probably won’t see the fix until next season

[low hound]

yup this one
i found it

[vapid tusk]

it's easy with steam and google, issue are apple and Nintendo

[tawdry oracle]

muscle memory ahh

[junior raven]

And mind you the bug fix probably comes back with other fixes too

It’s not just one thing

[azure latch]

alien

[dusky estuary]

I apologize on my harsh backlash, it will never happen again. (Maybe)

[junior raven]

If that’s the case then hopefully it fixed way more pressing issues

[low hound]

so they want a hotfix for every single platform

[pearl briar]

also this bug hasnt fixed yet

[junior raven]

No self promo fella

[karmic chasm]

Hi guys

[pearl briar]

fixed a bit ig

[junior raven]

My best was some 28 in SF90

Which was decent

[azure latch]

bro did nit think to check source

[dusky estuary]

No I didn't

[frosty island]

well 20 is pretty big

[azure latch]

ofc you didnt

[vapid tusk]

obviously, how can you give a hot fix to only one or two platforms and leave the others in the dust

[junior raven]

The only time I would hit SF90 on roundabout is it SF90 on other tracks is already covered

[tawdry oracle]

Did you saw the one with chiron

[junior raven]

Like RTTF or smth

[junior raven]

I think so?

Wasn’t it like low 28

[dusky estuary]

For a high quality game like this ion think so

[low hound]

true

[vapid tusk]

for a game on the scale of AL? no

[tawdry oracle]

Like mid-high 27 but was before rank nerf

Anyway does too good still

[dusky estuary]

This game has better graphics than GTA 5

[junior raven]

Damn

[karmic chasm]

Hi this is my first time in an asphalt server and I've been playing for 3yrs

[modern cairn]

Hi duck

[tawdry oracle]

With same setting

[junior raven]

Welcome

[lavish geyser]

Pandaaaaaaaa brooo

[modern cairn]

Helo triumph

[lavish geyser]

Hows u brooo

[tawdry oracle]

Can check in dorekise’s vid

[dusky estuary]

Why would I

[tawdry oracle]

[junior raven]

Oh wait that one

[modern cairn]

I want eat but cant

[junior raven]

I remember now

[karmic chasm]

@lavish geyser what games u play on switch

[lavish geyser]

Why panda

[junior raven]

I’d like to learn devel for that track

[low hound]

this is the size of asphalt in ms store version
and it's a compressed game file

just think how much code lines for mechanics, physics, car stats etc.
20 is too low even for a single platform

[modern cairn]

Me want to eat less

[tawdry oracle]

Worth

Totally worth

[lavish geyser]

Fufu having memory issues

[modern cairn]

[lavish geyser]

[bitter ferry]

241th car unlocked

[lavish geyser]

Lots

[dusky estuary]

But I'm wrong for saying gameloft is money hungry 💔

[junior raven]

???

[lavish geyser]

Is my bro ok

[modern cairn]

Im okie

[junior raven]

Yeah can put F5 elsewhere

Lemme give it a try hold on

[karmic chasm]

Guys do u still miss when unite was 8?

[low hound]

wrong game

[lavish geyser]

Redline bro u ok

[low hound]

sometimes

[karmic chasm]

9 I mean

[azure latch]

ok this defense track selection is wack

[modern cairn]

Yall play gonatlet?

[low hound]

aliens everywhere

[viscid breach]

What songs y'all play in background while playing asphalt?, I will go first: moonlight sonata

[azure latch]

gezira, bustle, ghost ships, twister, water run

[dusky estuary]

This company makes hundreds of millions yearly n still can't hire enough developers? 💔

[modern cairn]

This one

[azure latch]

man i need three chirons

[dusky estuary]

Aw hn

[lavish geyser]

Yes panda bro

[modern cairn]

Gud

Cuz i play gonatlet

[lavish geyser]

🫂

[modern cairn]

When its only 1 day left

[karmic chasm]

Does anyone play super smash bros

[modern cairn]

Smash

Next

[dusky estuary]

Idk abt that one son

[modern cairn]

[viscid breach]

Pure adrenaline!! Yeaaa!

[tawdry oracle]

Very sleepy rn

[lavish geyser]

Pandaa me champ 3

[modern cairn]

Go to sleep qwerty

[dusky estuary]

If I'm looking for adrenaline I'm playing three days grace

[modern cairn]

[viscid breach]

Imma search that song

[modern cairn]

Every alien deserve rest

[tawdry oracle]

still lot of task to do

[dusky estuary]

That's a band

[tawdry oracle]

[viscid breach]

Oh

[dusky estuary]

Three days grace is a band

[orchid charm]

💀

[tawdry oracle]

also this

ahhhhh

[karmic chasm]

or which console is better

[azure latch]

less important than sleep

[viscid breach]

Lol

[dusky estuary]

Lemme give you a song you prolly heard from them

[lavish geyser]

Bros way behind

[junior raven]

Okay

[lavish geyser]

Fufu alien

[junior raven]

@tawdry oracle

Not bad for 1 attempt

[junior raven]

No

[lavish geyser]

Yes

[viscid breach]

Mr alien 🙏

[dusky estuary]

"Animal I have become"

Try that

[lavish geyser]

[viscid breach]

Ok

[dusky estuary]

Lmk whatchu think after

[junior raven]

No

[junior raven]

Damn you’re farther ahead than I am

[lavish geyser]

[junior raven]

[tawdry oracle]

Ye

[junior raven]

No

[tawdry oracle]

Nice one

[junior raven]

ine

[lavish geyser]

[junior raven]

No

[tawdry oracle]

[junior raven]

Im not a doughnut man miss me with the glaze

[lavish geyser]

And me at frankie misson 5

[north nest]

champ is fairly hard wth

[faint anchor]

Hi people I just came up with a brilliant asphalt challenge

[junior raven]

It’s easy wdym

[tawdry oracle]

Man this ds is so 🥀

[junior raven]

It takes forever with only +20 rating if anything

[lavish geyser]

[junior raven]

No

[lavish geyser]

Fufu the alien

[junior raven]

Bro do we want to be muted for spam

[lavish geyser]

[junior raven]

Cuz I do not

No

[tropic whale]

These guy want get muted

[lavish geyser]

Well admit u have alien skills

[junior raven]

Admit what

There’s nothing here

[lavish geyser]

Ur alien

[junior raven]

No

An alien would get 18.6 on resort dash

[tropic whale]

Can u shut up for 1 sec

[junior raven]

I can’t even replicate .7

[north nest]

ur just alien

[lavish geyser]

And i can do 18.8

[north nest]

some races are very close

[junior raven]

🥀

[azure latch]

which you can do

because easy

[junior raven]

Not in cento

[lavish geyser]

More evidence

[azure latch]

o

[junior raven]

Actually it’s kinda easy thanks for the bug

[tropic whale]

I think if u hit the invs rails there

[junior raven]

I did try again a few hours ago

I did get 18.766

[robust pendant]

ancient ruins

[tropic whale]

So u do the rail invisible?

[junior raven]

No

You can do the rail

Im pretty sure the first time I practiced Divo x resort I found it by accident

[tropic whale]

But it would hard to maintain that

[junior raven]

And got like low 19

[junior raven]

Divo can do it pretty easy

[stuck atlas]

Huh?

[junior raven]

Same with Chiron

[azure latch]

havent tried to do it yet

[junior raven]

Since they like doing that with their wonky physics

It’s very hard though

[stuck atlas]

Fufu what are you talking

[junior raven]

Something like SF90 which is super grounded doesn’t do it very easy

[junior raven]

A wallride you do on your side

But yeah

Okay I can definitely see high 27 in double roundabout

This is so doable

Problem is devel doesn’t like floating when I need it to

[tropic whale]

Yes

[junior raven]

If it’s gold I think it’s definitely doable

5* doesn’t get enough accel from SW

only 5 weeks to go

[stuck atlas]

Double roundabout is doable because I have done before

[tropic whale]

But some aliens actually take barrel roll

[stuck atlas]

That one is just like pearl of oriental final one

[tropic whale]

To do 27:xxx on double roundabout

[heavy cedar]

@tawdry oracle

[stray path]

Good evening

[robust pendant]

I'm

not at home

[bitter ferry]

hlw

[robust pendant]

[tawdry oracle]

@heavy cedar had my life run in roundabout

[empty shard]

is ma2 spots closed

[faint token]

just did 300mph float with venom

[robust pendant]

[stray path]

2 open

[heavy cedar]

share

[junior raven]

Not in devel to my knowledge

[tropic whale]

They do

[junior raven]

The first one?

[azure latch]

dont think its optimal to take first barrel with devel

[junior raven]

You take 2nd one

Not first

[tropic whale]

Yea

[junior raven]

[tawdry oracle]

Devel and imp don’t ride 1st one

[empty shard]

can u name this mysterious alien

[torpid stirrup]

You're currently in Quan's club?

[tropic whale]

a.n9823

[modern cairn]

Alien

[tropic whale]

He is

[faint token]

aline

[torpid stirrup]

I'm thinking of joining his club

[tropic whale]

Well ask him

[bleak dove]

an literally does it, search on youtube

27.6

[junior raven]

First barrel?

[bleak dove]

yes

you need shockwave

[junior raven]

Mmm

I’ll try both

[empty shard]

i asked u to name an alien not a god tier

[modern cairn]

Eem

E stand for elien

[viscid breach]

Bruh

[low hound]

@regal plank

[empty shard]

no im noob

@bleak dove solos me

[heavy cedar]

what * is this

[regal plank]

Hai

[viscid breach]

Even I solo him

[bleak dove]

yes you solo me

[empty shard]

LOL?

[low hound]

a.n mentioned

[regal plank]

Bhai

[viscid breach]

Not you

[viscid breach]

Bol bhai

[azure latch]

what can i use on twister other than chiron

[bleak dove]

nevera

[tawdry oracle]

Czinger

[regal plank]

Deus

[tawdry oracle]

Ta

Nevera

[viscid breach]

A lancer

[modern cairn]

Imperium

[bleak dove]

no

[regal plank]

Vayanne

[azure latch]

uh nevera is going on water run and ta on railroad

[modern cairn]

[empty shard]

21c

[azure latch]

dont have deus

[heavy cedar]

what else do you have

[modern cairn]

N74

[regal plank]

Use regera

[empty shard]

[tropic whale]

That's a slow accel

[regal plank]

🥀

[azure latch]

gemera is the only thing i think would be viable

[modern cairn]

Skill issue

[outer glacier]

YESS

[modern cairn]

Hooray

[azure latch]

pur can get out

[bleak dove]

put gemera on water run instead and nevera on this

[heavy cedar]

gemera is better on water run

[tawdry oracle]

Vanda or batti on railroad

[regal plank]

Use

[viscid breach]

Might as well use leaf nozimo

[azure latch]

bet

[tawdry oracle]

TA to twister

[tropic whale]

Any

Or Both

[viscid breach]

Devel to twister

[azure latch]

is that ideal tho

[regal plank]

[tawdry oracle]

Ye

[modern cairn]

F1lm

[modern cairn]

Help agaian qwertu

[tawdry oracle]

[modern cairn]

Helo again*

[honest cave]

Gentlemen
I forgor when will Rimac Nevera TA special hunt come

[azure latch]

goddamn i havent used vanda in gauntlet for a little

[junior raven]

5th

[modern cairn]

[smoky river]

What's the triumph reward

[tawdry oracle]

[modern cairn]

Tru

[azure latch]

20th

[modern cairn]

Triumph ant is the reward

[smoky river]

I always use Vanda bcz o don't have imperium

[vital trail]

@tawdry oracle can you do a reference run for centenario on kings revival ?

[tawdry oracle]

Don’t have the proper parts for cente

[tropic whale]

Use Overload Evo Cen

[vital trail]

Do what u have lol

[bleak dove]

rilted wose

[vital trail]

[stray path]

still feels unusual seeing you here

[boreal stirrup]

How's the DS going gang

[modern cairn]

Man

[low hound]

boring af

[tropic whale]

Or Heavy Cen

[stray path]

since when is Arena Asphalt a thing

[empty shard]

rosted wilt

[heavy cedar]

alr thanks

[bleak dove]

thorfinn arc

[vital trail]

[low hound]

@boreal stirrup plz make a drive syndicate finishator

[vital trail]

Light build

[stray path]

oh ahmer ali vs rpm universe

[tropic whale]

Neutral build

[vital trail]

[heavy cedar]

i dont have SF90 and TA yet so i use vanda

[vital trail]

No, Light

[heavy cedar]

when i get both later this season vanda will be completely useless

[tropic whale]

Overload

[bleak dove]

@fossil hearth please destroy it

[vital trail]

I need to know which build is the best for cente

[empty shard]

gojo vs sukuna

[tropic whale]

Light

[vital trail]

[stray path]

sukuna winning rn

[empty shard]

so its lore accurate

[stray path]

if ahmer is sukuna then yes

[bleak dove]

wait till uni uses his limitless

[stray path]

limitless keeps you away from walls so no

[tawny imp]

3k tokens worth it

[stray path]

Universe was good tho he didn't fall a lot behind

[tawny imp]

Classic beasts

[outer glacier]

Moment before disaster

[stray path]

It's may

[vital trail]

[stray path]

Quan VS Ahmer is gonna be interesting

[low hound]

ceo of keyboard trust

[empty shard]

i need to buy the keyboard ahmer have bro 😭 might be the road to alien

[stray path]

Ngl would be funny if the ending is Jager VS Ya_Fire

[empty shard]

would be funnier if its Fyre Vs Ya_Fire

[cursive knoll]

i just woke up

[stray path]

Welcome back ESL

[cursive knoll]

what's going on

[stray path]

Arena Asphalt

[kind talon]

[cursive knoll]

hmm

[low hound]

sefya arena thing

[vital trail]

Ahmer is the best keyborad player ?

[empty shard]

uhhh

[empty shard]

jatsxnitro is

[abstract thistle]

RIP credit's

[vital trail]

Who is he

[cursive knoll]

what is it

[cursive knoll]

me when i lie:

[low hound]

#🤓☝・mod-info

[stray path]

you could make a good case for it yea

[cursive knoll]

Ahmer showed me his vids a while back

god he is so mid

[minor raft]

whar is hay bail 🥀

[kind talon]

8gb 🗿

[stray path]

real alien he is

[vital trail]

[cursive knoll]

what's his ign btw?

if it is the same i raced him yesterday

on sf90

[stray path]

Ahmer?

[cursive knoll]

other guy

[stray path]

Jats?

[kind talon]

📸

[empty shard]

hes the ceo of keyboard saar

[cursive knoll]

ceo of beykoard

[vital trail]

[heavy cedar]

hello mystic

[cursive knoll]

Henlo

How you doing

i am still rubbing my eyes lmao

just woke up

saturdays are heaven

[heavy cedar]

when accept ingame frien req

[tawdry oracle]

True

[cursive knoll]

when did you send

lemme open game

[heavy cedar]

when we did PL

[cursive knoll]

we did many times

[heavy cedar]

uhhhh like 2-3days ago or sum, with eem

[cursive knoll]

Done

[heavy cedar]

🔥

[cursive knoll]

[tropic whale]

[midnight orbit]

It mean 93 players are matched with me

[empty shard]

uhhh

i guess

[empty shard]

Scribble's fear, Toroidionphobia

[vital trail]

[empty shard]

Jenna Ortega

[lucid wharf]

gif yard sale

[lucid wharf]

:catyes: :catyes:

[empty shard]

bwo special sale?

[low hound]

bihar way only sale

[empty shard]

ok give me 1 plate of curry

[lucid wharf]

Bihari

[cursive knoll]

give me uhhh

let me search

wait

[empty shard]

💀

[cursive knoll]

tea

[empty shard]

look at this guy

[vital trail]

[cursive knoll]

6 devel bp whaler

[tropic whale]

Mean Trvvst

[cursive knoll]

@unique pewter some emotional support for you
kiss
gl

[cursive knoll]

time to suplex

[vital trail]

Lol

[empty shard]

that was nixy right

[low hound]

idk tbh

[tropic whale]

Yes he does have 4 star imp

[main mason]

[vital trail]

That was a pic from start of 2025

[golden bay]

[swift merlin]

n1xy is a catgirl, yes

[tropic whale]

Can u prove it

[azure latch]

he is i can confirm

[final bluff]

how many stars for frankie

[swift merlin]

[Proof]

[dusky estuary]

Can someone PLEASE tell me how is this fair

[golden bay]

welcome to champions league

[dusky estuary]

I thought I'd go through the same normal vandas and 911 GT3 RS

[low hound]

ceo

[tropic whale]

Quan Vs Ahmer

[outer glacier]

not me btw

[empty shard]

coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby

[charred osprey]

Quan about to go off

[tropic whale]

Yes

He is lost rn

[empty shard]

snuffy

[tropic whale]

Im watching rn

[charred osprey]

hi

[dusky estuary]

Niche

[tropic whale]

And he wreck

[swift merlin]

Become the Boss when

[low hound]

rest in horses

[dusky estuary]

W gameloft bro

[charred osprey]

When I don't have a covid

[tropic whale]

When I have covid

[empty shard]

time to switch from tokai teio

[tropic whale]

[charred osprey]

Hay bail L track

[tropic whale]

Yea

[cursive knoll]

when kb vs kb

[dusky estuary]

How am I supposed to go against the SF90S when I barely have good cars

[empty shard]

u dont

[cursive knoll]

frag vs ahmer will be interesting

[empty shard]

arguement over

[cursive knoll]

both kb

[dusky estuary]

Son

[tropic whale]

Evo cen

[sudden palm]

finally added android to my role

[sudden palm]

and i am still xbox, proud of it

[dusky estuary]

That evo is genuinely so ahh

I genuinely don't get the hype for that bs

[empty shard]

this stupid floaty glitch hurts devel so much

[cursive knoll]

que?

it doesn't

firstly you can just flick

[empty shard]

no what i mean by that is the 555 float thing

[dusky estuary]

Evo cen is more is overhyped than evo BMW 3.0L

[empty shard]

when u extend it u lose speed

[dusky estuary]

And it's stupid

[sudden palm]

[dusky estuary]

Can someone led me money so I can p2w my way outta this

💔

[empty shard]

save your tokens

thats all

[cursive knoll]

ggs @magic cypress i forgot to change the sf90 build and brought the worst build possible lmao

[tropic whale]

[cursive knoll]

brought the gauntlet build

[sudden palm]

😐

[empty shard]

whats so hard 💔

[dusky estuary]

I hope you do know

Like 80% of this entire fan base are just gambling addicts

And I am one of them

[tropic whale]

[cursive knoll]

🔥

[sudden palm]

go get a job (joke)

[dusky estuary]

I'm turning 16 this month dw

[sudden palm]

gen alpha

[dusky estuary]

I'm 2010 you doofus

[sudden palm]

the oldest gen alpha can be 16 y/o

[dusky estuary]

Yeah you're braindead

100%

[lapis hatch]

bro is… 16 this year…

bro i feel so old

[sudden palm]

atleast i am not brainrotted

[empty shard]

its the same meaning

LMAO

[low hound]

you made me feeling like a grandpa

[lapis hatch]

people born in 2013 can legally be on discord now btw

[low hound]

it wasn't ragebait

[sudden palm]

ok

[low hound]

i'm 25 man

[lapis hatch]

how is that ragebait

[dusky estuary]

Is it illegal to be on discord under 13

[sudden palm]

how is that ragebait unc

[lapis hatch]

i think so it’s in the ToS somewhere

[dusky estuary]

Gramps get off discord 😭✌️

[cursive knoll]

what is this chat bro

🥀

[low hound]

go back to study kiddo

[lapis hatch]

[dusky estuary]

Easter vacation

Goofy

[low hound]

i said go back to study

[sudden palm]

maths makes you better at pvp

[lapis hatch]

i have half a week off but i’m still meant to be studying

but i’m too lazy

[dusky estuary]

Just remember technoblade's fight with dream

[sudden palm]

i am not a back-then kid, and i just heard it off youtube shorts

[dusky estuary]

Son how old r you

[sudden palm]

yall have vacations? mine ended a week ago!

[sudden palm]

personal info

[low hound]

man it's saturday

[sudden palm]

[empty shard]

leaf 💔

[azure latch]

work day

[sudden palm]

?

[dusky estuary]

Is that really personal info? I thought that's how you survive not getting a case handed to you via email

[copper shadow]

assuming u are young because u play only free games

[dusky estuary]

But my bad ig

[sudden palm]

bro i play gta and minecraft, are those free?

[sudden palm]

?

[dusky estuary]

Piracy

[copper shadow]

pirated and i wouldnt even know

[sudden palm]

bro i literaly paid for those

i paid 80€ on xbox and laptop 😭

[dusky estuary]

Gta online and you can get Minecraft at literally anywhere on the internet

[sudden palm]

but original is better

[low hound]

wtf kind of laptop is 80€

[copper shadow]

literally the same

[dusky estuary]

Son there's almost no difference between the paid and free one

[copper shadow]

he ,eant the games

[sudden palm]

what kind of size is your brain

[sudden palm]

free one is old

[copper shadow]

def young

[low hound]

bigger than yours kid

anyways

[dusky estuary]

Brother there's different versions

What

[sudden palm]

well maybe not

[dusky estuary]

😭😭😭😭

[copper shadow]

somewhere between 10 - 16

[sudden palm]

free one is stuck at 1.12.2

[low hound]

seriously what kind of laptop is that cheap

[copper shadow]

the fact that u know this means u have pirated version

[dusky estuary]

Someone please tell me he's joking

[sudden palm]

eaglercraft is stuck at 1.12.2

[copper shadow]

yup caught

piracy is bad

[sudden palm]

as if youtube reviews don't exist

youtube, guys, youtube exists

[dusky estuary]

What are you babbling abt

[sudden palm]

bro you don't even know if it's web or app

[sudden palm]

ask google

[copper shadow]

yes i dont cuz i dont do piracy

[low hound]

i'm using tlauncher
normally idk what version is latest one for minecraft but i see 1.21.11 in launcher

[dusky estuary]

Not bad when it's free now is it?

[sudden palm]

sir, there are literally youtube reviews

[heavy cedar]

mhm mhm totally

[sudden palm]

when buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing

[empty shard]

utopia as a free try in mp1 might be a bit too op 💔

[dusky estuary]

I'm talking abt minecraft and you're here talking abt a ripoff

[heavy cedar]

real its a goat car

[vital trail]

Its very good car

[copper shadow]

if u were smart enough to see yt for eaglecraft u would know its one of the worst launchers out there

[empty shard]

literally dont need anything else it craps on vanda and other cars as well

[sudden palm]

eaglercraft isn't even a launcher, tf you talking about

[dusky estuary]

Gets solo'd by BC btw

[heavy cedar]

not even close

[copper shadow]

whatever it is its a bad service

[low hound]

probably an old thinkpad or dell user
he's not that smart trust me

80€ laptop LMAO

[dusky estuary]

If you say otherwise you js don't know how to use it

[copper shadow]

true

[heavy cedar]

no, what that means is i just know how to use utopia

[empty shard]

damn

[dusky estuary]

Until someone who knows how to use BC properly comes in the picture

[copper shadow]

cuh losing in a 9x8

[heavy cedar]

yeah no

[empty shard]

bc aint beating this bro 😭

[tawdry oracle]

woah??

[dusky estuary]

Yeah right

[sudden palm]

bro it's a godamn windows 11

[dusky estuary]

Yes it is son

[low hound]

so no more sf90 spam

[tawdry oracle]

jeez man this guy already has 918 ae at max

[heavy cedar]

BC is not doin jack lol

[dusky estuary]

It's gonna be doing alot with that nitro

[heavy cedar]

holy whale btw

[cursive knoll]

still a big no

[low hound]

you can bypass win11 reqs from a modded ISO file
share the specs of your device or i'll continue to laugh your 80€ laptop

[cursive knoll]

bc is 🥀 compared to utopia

everything is worse apart from nitro

[dusky estuary]

Nuh uh

[heavy cedar]

not as much as utopias

[cursive knoll]

and you don't even need that much nitro

[dusky estuary]

Nuh uh

[sudden palm]

literally a godamn intel(r) 2000

[restive tusk]

btbt7231 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[quaint glacier]

[cursive knoll]

don't make me pull the stats mate

[dusky estuary]

Yuh uh

[low hound]

LMAO

[cursive knoll]

i aint here to bully

[heavy cedar]

we have a dasil alt here

[ancient tinsel]

wassup fam

[heavy cedar]

[low hound]

HD graphics 2000?

[vital trail]

[heavy cedar]

KEKW

[empty shard]

spamda train

[sudden palm]

what now? we laughing at pc equipments? what has this world become

[dusky estuary]

All I'm saying is, BC solos utopia

[vital trail]

Go to champ 1

[low hound]

i'm an IT tech man...
i laugh

[cursive knoll]

don't say you are saying so because you beat a td afk botter in your 5* bc

[empty shard]

u mean champ 3 right

[heavy cedar]

[vital trail]

No , champion 1

Its not hard

[heavy cedar]

thats def the reason

[vital trail]

[floral bronze]

mate i think your better off with cloud gaming and windows 10

[copper shadow]

cro

[sudden palm]

mate i think nobody asked you

[cursive knoll]

it aint even a fair competition

[empty shard]

oh its the sf90 evo glazer guy ok next comment

[dusky estuary]

Wat

[floral bronze]

i aint judging yo ahh

[copper shadow]

i asked bro

[dusky estuary]

I have my BC at 3 stars

[sudden palm]

what else should i say for you stop laugh

[cursive knoll]

son

[heavy cedar]

if there were two people with the exact same set of skills and one drove utopia and the other drove BC, Utopia would win every time

[vital trail]

Who

[sudden palm]

[ancient tinsel]

son... why are these lobbies dead?

[dusky estuary]

Cuz ion got the stuff to max it out

[floral bronze]

it quite literally is better with igpu laptops

[balmy mason]

Is this good? I could prob do mid 13

[low hound]

nothing
just stop acting like a kid next time plz

[empty shard]

dead in both game is crazy

[low hound]

then we cool

[cursive knoll]

may i ask on what basis are you comparing then?

[sudden palm]

i literally am i gen alpha.

[copper shadow]

tree

[dusky estuary]

Td?

[tawdry oracle]

@heavy cedar met this whale again

[ancient tinsel]

played for 30mins and now 7th

[low hound]

sorry for your loss
i have a little brother which has born in 2012
he's more mature than you probably

[ancient tinsel]

[dusky estuary]

You do know I can see max stats online right

[heavy cedar]

🐳

[copper shadow]

[floral bronze]

ok no wonder ur that sensitive

[sudden palm]

im sorry that i am born above 2012

[heavy cedar]

i somehow crawled to C2 with zr1

[cursive knoll]

@dusky estuary don't need to

[heavy cedar]

[sudden palm]

the oldest gen alpha can be 16

[lapis hatch]

how

[cedar stag]

Almost 1/3 of the season and gl still did not fix floaty

[low hound]

just a kid

[cursive knoll]

alien god golden whale

[cedar stag]

Haiz

[copper shadow]

i told u bro is between the 10 - 16 range

[heavy cedar]

yeah and max utopia is better

[dusky estuary]

Hol on, you called me a gen alpha when you're gen alpha? Holy hypocrisy

[floral bronze]

chat should i confine this guy to my big sis' old laptop that quite literally runs on a core 2 duo?

[heavy cedar]

cant use it on that car

[dusky estuary]

Again still gets solo'd by max BC

[sudden palm]

tf you talking about

[empty shard]

damn the fun is over

[sudden palm]

no i didn't

[cedar stag]

Im in that range too

U can guess tho

[heavy cedar]

$100 bucks right now says you're wrong

[cursive knoll]

send skills

[dusky estuary]

Hol on a sec

[dusky estuary]

Son i am NOT gambling real money

[balmy mason]

Laughs in free refills

[empty shard]

[heavy cedar]

yeah thats what i thought

[cedar stag]

Laughs

[empty shard]

laughs in ads i dont have limit

[heavy cedar]

Sit down

[floral bronze]

google play version
refill then back to slaughtering

[dusky estuary]

^

[low hound]

you're not that old for to someone calling as "son"

peak gen alpha or some kind of bs

[lapis hatch]

[dusky estuary]

Son.

[copper shadow]

u dont act like it tho

[lapis hatch]

hi speed

[low hound]

your dad ig

idk

[dusky estuary]

2010 is Gen Z btw

[cedar stag]

Heh

[lapis hatch]

[restive tusk]

ilillilii has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[cedar stag]

Im 2012

[cursive knoll]

Do me a favour and ping me in 15 mins
ik he will get auto muted by mee6

[dusky estuary]

Holy braindead

[lapis hatch]

doesn’t utopia have inverted handling or whatever it’s called

[heavy cedar]

2010

[copper shadow]

when the entire community comes together to bully gen alpha

[low hound]

whatever
idc about gen x y z type stuff
kid is kid

[paper tendon]

Suspension

[lapis hatch]

yeah that

[cedar stag]

Lol

[floral bronze]

you ... you dont. for now that is.

[terse hazel]

Add Dcades

[dusky estuary]

I am a teenager what

[cursive knoll]

yes

[cedar stag]

At least im gen z

Kinda cool

[lapis hatch]

bro is the youngest person ever

[copper shadow]

get better cars man

[empty shard]

asphalt players after beating a random unknown beginner using a car that is OBVIOUSLY better. this car is better than that car!!! bc >>>>> utopia noob garbage!!

[low hound]

under of 18?
if yes still a kid

[dusky estuary]

Holy ragebait

[paper tendon]

I'm teenager too

19

[terse hazel]

Add Dcades

[lapis hatch]

how is this ragebait

[copper shadow]

meanwhile aris losing to a i8

[low hound]

no ragebait
i hate ragebaits ironically

[lapis hatch]

bro is trying to provoke me by calling anything ragebait

[empty shard]

clip farm

[floral bronze]

bro doesnt know hes a minor

[paper tendon]

Zdr is best at ragebaiting

[low hound]

smartest gen alpha ig

[low hound]

ik ik
we have 2 kids in chat

[lapis hatch]

r390gt1 > fIlm > zr1 evo

[balmy mason]

Son

[copper shadow]

im actually going to be in one of his videos cuz i post this image soo much

[dusky estuary]

If you can't beat em you join em, which is exactly what you're doing in this case

[cursive knoll]

agree

[dusky estuary]

😭😭😭

[lapis hatch]

[balmy mason]

R390 is ahh

[copper shadow]

grind events

[lapis hatch]

actually not bad in its rank in modern mp

[low hound]

[lapis hatch]

good top speed for 36xx

[floral bronze]

@tawdry oracle ggs

[paper tendon]

Agreed

[tawdry oracle]

[paper tendon]

Huarya R > F1 LM

[tawdry oracle]

gg

[floral bronze]

i love tripping in GODDAMN NORWAY

[paper tendon]

W12 > F1LM

[cursive knoll]

ignore that, anyone pl?

[low hound]

db11 > f1lm saar

[brittle pebble]

lego reuvelto

[dusky estuary]

Cuz I'm 100% sure there's a bunch of 12 yr olds inside of this gc that you js don't know abt

[copper shadow]

events come and go when vencer events come play it

[balmy mason]

F1 is no longer relevant they might give it an evo pill soon

[cursive knoll]

que?

[lapis hatch]

[copper shadow]

not a hard car to get

[lapis hatch]

do NOT give fIlm evo

[heavy cedar]

you're one of them

[lapis hatch]

give huayra R evo? yes yes

[balmy mason]

No hablo espanol

[heavy cedar]

[empty shard]

guys huracan >>>>>>> vanda because i beated a random unknown driver in it!! noob vanda!!! huracan on top 🗣️

[dusky estuary]

You can't escape the 12 yr olds wanting to join discord