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what
That’s like the worst thing I could do
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thats an ai i think
He’s fricking crazy
ty bro
Crease his Jays if he messes with you
i still havent got a response from when i couldnt log in to my acc
He has threatened to beat up kids in class
that was roughly7 months ago
I ain’t trying to start something and get in trouble
Hello!
Mhm
i havent gone to scool this week
That means he’s the weakest
Thats ai
👋
WAIT ur here
He calls me Mr beast
Just checking lol
tell him to say wallahi
Say wallahi say wallahi bro
I asked him if he knew Eric B and Rakim and he didn’t 
Year 2000
What is this trolling
i had like 3500 and now ive got 600
What trolling 😭
genuinely what are you talking about
Welp im out cyall
is u high rn
brainrot kids
Yea...
Ive been drunk before 
Is it impressive to be able to beat Dendro in Grand Sport?
i guess u can never escape death
Real
lwk
Ie a 12 pack deep
bros high on paracetamol
son
On what now?
Depends on rank
idk
Gs and vanda be good competition ngl
u tell me
sup guys
🤏
wallahi-loft 😭
damn bro
Ive made sparks off that before 
19h idk
gng how does a nevera ta lose so hard
And oc too 
ok bro i am NOT supposed to survive that i glitched inside wtf
nah actually that nilu was damn smooth
or do you guys have a code
Oooh
print helloworld
A good player
what?
Huh?
helloworld?
OKOK
i have it maxxed, but should i spend credits on it
Near 4k its pretty good
yes.
probably not
oh yea right

370k
Lv19
it takes like what 10m to max it?
once i get credits*
yea save up probably
I have 1.7k rn 
if you have other cars in that range then don't bother
ok
Poor credits 
cars like the carrera gt are more like a luxury you upgrade once you dont have any other urgent upgrades
even then it's a very low priority
yep
of course if you like the car then go ahead
thanks
top artists oat
lol yeah
E tags
🥀
he lwk dead n gone
how do I remove the left meadow tag thing 💀
Hm?
i didnt even clip the barrier bro 
AGH profile flashbanged
did this thing shot me or what
this looks kinda weird 
i got more trust
you just cant be that low its a big hitbox lol just atke it high
man i miss the animation youll get when u change car decals
Hmmm not sure, try clicking it again?
also reminds me of that one spot in singapore tunnel wher eu can 360 and blow up for no reason
aperta sucks if not gold anyway
It sniped you 
doublen down
what about noble
I have so many badges 💀
Jelo fantom
noble kinda sucks without epics too

helo guys 
This car shot you with its gun attached to its top
I have 5
should i credits after max
I have........1
c class wild card is only saving me 😭
not really viable in the modern meta
me 6 💀
close
maybe focus on getting those credits first
SHOOT i gotta go watch some orb vids
damn when did asphalt security become that hostile

💀 🥀
that looks like steam tho
the crash
its not
how.. did you run out of sc...
windows cro
nah
missing owner role
i can get 50k
Nice..
just do money run
Windows vro
same thing happens with steam
havent done money missions?

Yea cuz steam is a launcher
Its still windows
gera
im just saving those up for 3* dbs 770
@strong glacier
every coins count

gera
how to turn it on
I'm still thinking
profile > under server tag
stealing thios video
ik
name urself stillthinking
scammer scammer 123 is fire name
cro
GL just reset my ig
name one car that should get EVO
elva
bro 💀

Client issue
is the badge expired?
thats why sf90 is ahh
Knowledge should be free
what's worth upgrading!
Your account was made after the legacy migration
Champion league ❌
SF90 league ✅
Koenigsegg Regera
fahhh
Only 2nd pic stuff
So before fantom become kokomi eating donut, hes a ghost no?
Chiron f5 tutara etc
what order

🗿
🏳️
shoukd i gold vanda
Sf90 stradale over the place
Sf90
Second pic

That is normal chiron, not the pur sport
nothing look at ur creds
161k credits 
Oh man you need 30m more
Czinger first
Rizzler
blu nitro ended
Also grind SH
yea bro am not THAT unemployed js yet 😭
For future
Orbs were nerfed since they were too free 
Oh okie
You right, gold TA better than all
yeah from 700 to 200 WHY WE CAN'T ENJOY SMTHING
I was upgrading some filler cars to help me progress in MP cut me some slack
How can you do alot of caps without getting warned

but nitro users will get 500 each month sooo 
H-how
The original Orbs economy essentially allowed users to never have to buy Nitro unless they wanted server boosts
tbf it was kinda op lmao
Tayef have like 21k orb bcs of 700 orbs every video
the avatar decoration buyers if they were any completely dropped </3
Yea i miss that
broke ahh person
damn I think i made all time like 19k ish

Ha!
Make your credits 10m
I'm hosting a lobby. Anyone wanna join?
Slack? im just speaking truth lol need a lot more creds to get any worth while upgrades done

It's oke
Anytime
🥱
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goddamn it's been half an hour since I dropped it
Look what I found
alr bud

Already posted it, and exploits are not allowed here
If only
Helo
you weren't even suppose to notice my low credits 🙄

Me too
bet
who ate my events 

Me


discord looks cool with the free 3 day nitro
its okay read up ur not alone even mods was pointing it out for others lol
My bad gng
why my message is here
just took a ss
3 day access to free speech 
give me some suggestions 
😭
Just create a new account and discord will give you 30 days free trial of nitro
why is my message there

can u give me suggestion aswell
At the cost of no image perms (if any)
Helo windicator
Going to guess that Discord will eventually limit that offer permanently as well

I broke asphalt
who is using this cro
... Sad but tru
Hello verysleepypanda
donate nitro
What
ferysleefyfanta
It's easy to call it
Frog you

Other clients allow you to have full customization, even image backgrounds allegedly
Very sleeply panda
You know that will be enough🙄
Hooray
frog you too 


Veryawakepolarbear
🐱
gailoft is thet the correct spilling
?

This is good
Reason: Bad word usage
gimlopt
Make it darker
who is using this
Like a bit ig
bugloft
BRUH
🙏
who is using this 
vro...
Who's using this 
bro who is using this shis

GUYS stop

What did I do?
vro who is using this
ive been blinded
😒
bs ion have nitro
Reason: Bad word usage
Kill joy
What?
yall really paying for some colors on yo 2nd monitor
Ban speedrun
bs
its the orbs
Reason: Bad word usage
@strong glacier pass?
Uhh yes
LOL

waht
i use discord orbs for 3 day nitro credits
i dont even care bout anything nomo
im failing class, got no phone,ç
seriously
i already knew but its stupid
Seriously I got warned 

Reason: Bad word usage
Man
BJ
Hi

go eat pizza
Eat what
Noodle
Reason: Bad word usage
Show
No
Bye
got eat buldak 2 spicy
Odd this term still survives on communist server
Reason: Bad word usage
First time was so nice, I had to do it twice
give ree6 a raise
calbonara
Nah screw that damn raise just gave him ram instead since AI wants it so bad
I cant my spicy tolerance is low as heck
Spaghetti 
pasta
Fettuccine

I'm making mac and cheese AND NOBODY CAN STOP
Time to eat red chilli
Does gif's work on this godforsaken server or is it just like the others?
bro didn't understand the meme 
It's blurred
Nefer ending dance

Looks like I'm talking a literal ded body
Jason
What topic is this? 🥀
jason vorhee hee
You have to send Gifs as a .gif file; Discord's built-in Gif library sends an embedded link which isn't allowed
Jason, Jason's server
who is jason
Ja 
Son
yeah I'm gonna declin his offer
idk
Just some nonsense just ignore it
Reason: Inappropriate reaction
w fantom
this one looks cool ngl
i'm jason
me in there 
jason 
last person 
it has rhythm inside
Yo chat, how to make a smart grind strategy for nevera time attack sh if i have school
don't send me some random ahh invite
@empty anvil 
okay
dibisyon por 
What?
today new chapter DS
who cares
It's easy
💀
damn
not bad
Vanda 
yea i dont have max vanda, and im like why does everyone play the vanda, im gonna test it out in mp and see what happens on 3 star
its not that good lmao, maybe at least in 4 star
@strong glacier stop appering online
Only 6 more
their phantom abilities is on cooldown 
ask discord to fix it
it's really only close to gold where it gets good
gimmi nitro then I'm gonna report 
u still online 
Clear as day 
we see you quite literally 
but for me yeah
i thought we discussed this, who you hiding from
Pseudo invisible

yea forgot, my bad
secert recipe for the karpy patty
IRS RAHH
same 
fantom fix ur client
and I have the secert recipe for the perfect chili dog
Fantom
🥀
Vro
Almost an entire second 🥀
Vanda is just
wait wait imma show you this
Discord moment
virtual insanity
Where did all that Nitro money go
@empty anvil 
infinity castle? nahhhh thats childplay
we have infinity member list
😵💫
@left night its me now cro send help 
@swift merlin when nitro recharge
oh and uhhh fantom theres free game on steam
bruh just decline
w hint
Not anytime soon with these slop offers popping up 
which?

Ok tune?
graveyard keeper
they gon have a sequel
Noob time🥀
Maybe?

100 discount
- 9/16 gold
Can get 08 when max stars
4 days, till 13th april
Trying to. Rail grind at beginning messing me up
I did 12 with 2* oc
I find Boring to still get eips for 718 cayman in LS when mine already gold
I feel like 360 after sw is better
whar is bro talking about 
I get time improvement when doing it
im talking to wall
I’ll try that
How bro get 6* that fast
Money
not the 918 asphalt edition
I’ll have to try it
Most of my run was similar
Just did the rail grind instead of 360

Capture the moment, though short-lived
Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the evo vandas bite
I have a dumb question
Morning everyone

Why the Rennsport handling feels a bit… different than class B GT3?
afternoon😁
I thought GT3 got the best handling out of Grand Touring categories
Hmm

Hi
Hi
Hi
End of sf90 chaos!
dawg 😭
okay bro, I literally got slimed by 30 pt challenges. I was top 12 like 3 hours ago to top 52 rn
This is what it looks like
あおとww
C1?
This race was in c2
Now I m in c1
c1 expressway
How is c1 looks like
bc gameloft is dumb and doesnt know how to rank cars
evo chrion

because wdym the gt3rs is 6* B, the 935 and gt2rs are 6* A, then the gt3r rennsport is 5* C???
Not had a single race
Already tired from sf90 chaos
Kay
this is how c3 feels😭
bacl
Happily I m way over it 😂
but if i say 6 7 one more time imma get banned
Damn ok
what car needs a shunt
porsche boxster 25th lowkey
do u have it
retire
1 or 2*
ok same
but whats the point... its like 5 stages
image wall
ok bro we get it
rocket launcher
ur getting a lot of sf90 only lobbies
I m forced to use sf90
must be the sf90
Playing with switches
kaputted
Which keyboard
Gravastar k1
jesus the oil king switches sound so nice and deep
how many eip does saleen showroom give
Pause

All my switches
very sf90y day
That’s a nice set
The most expensive wouldve been the oil kings
cloudy with a chance of sf90
Ive been reading book some old 🗣️🔥
Ive been reading book some old 🗣️
Ive been reading book some old
25bucka originally
nice
Premium switches
How is creamy blue?
i havent gotten to that yet
enjoy ur grey loot car😭
a car that u will never use for 500 years
next car
unkaputted
How much credit required after achieving 98000?
Which switch r u using on keys like enter space tab etc
bsun switches
w akko
you shouldve picked up an he board tho
they're cheap nowadays
Reason: Bad word usage
new DS car is garbage
it is
why
thing cant drift or float at all
no i meant why did they make it garbage
gravastar is cooler
Hlo gng
First tome having tactile switches
widesphalt
Trash
idk the devs dont know how to balance stuff
Cc850?
cars that are bad will 100% stay bad
it's just like that DS variant bro
champ 3 soon
a8 is lowkirkenuinely sad, i grew up with that game, and now its just ads, the game had potential
from the infinite nitro to like 3 seconds
😑
whats your garage level
what budget
the haptics act as subwoofers, the speakers as speakers lwk, microphone sounds like a phone's, can use the touch as a trackpad
lwk goated with nerdy stuff
dang, i am a little half of that
What's the update for??
More bugs 
honestly no one knows why
other than what Venemesis said
They fix float bug??
no

somehow the theme of uefa champoin league play in my head 💀

alr im starting to see things
was dat
i thought that your username was your message
welcome to pain
this sounds like those countryballs history videos

Yesterday I was getting mostly two maps Rome and Paris I dk why 
Took u so long to realise
lmao
Didn't get a san francisco even for once
Rewards r trash!
@plush gust
that amount 💀
true
E
Happy car

devel sixteen jumpscare
Asphalt lore

It would've been happier if it had been better than 911 gt3rs


got the key


1 fuel lost

amogus
Why does mp give more payouts

basu 🐸
LITERALLY
mitsubishi best for platinum
Better than some actual racing games:
Again why does mp give more payouts
boblox
Roblox Car Crushers 2
YES
W game
Yesn't
If zr1 not existed
Someone tell Gameloft I've been playing this game for 6 years and I don't need a goddamn tutorial for how the DS works anymore
bloxng vs beamng
wait chat is there an sf90 event coming this season?
ik vro that volcano has killed me more times than the tank interceptor


i did see the bp for it in the season thing
as a support car
ooo
Ooooooooooooooooohhhh
well then looks like I’m gonna unlock sf90 this season
i want the McMurty Sprieling tho
(56/60 rn)
yeah, you can spend your tokens in that event
My Jesko is unstable with one Eip in handling. I need more eips 
Beam is a actual 50 gb+ racing game 🥀
Rip
worth it
i still need this car (0/60)
1 gb game 49 gb jiggle physics
actually like a sandbox
Elva better or lego vette better?
yes near the end of the season
Peter? The horse is here…

:)
lmao
idk
Even in other games
(dont mind the 4 star senna)
So u want this?
would you buy this? 
yes
i hate these npcs
😂😂😂
To be op
it was so easy to max it out the first time they've put the Stradale in the EVO event. I doubt they'll be that generous again
@soft pier i should show you my Rimac Nevera
ig
Ok
I would need to find it in a store somewhere
I also got 5 star sf90xx chat
2 am for me its 2:48 pm and I don't have school
only 17 bps cuh
is it still a fan car after this 
because people online are selling a 3$ mainline car at 20$ for whatever the hell of a reason
I barely got any cars rn (160 is not good looking)
a long way but good luck
i have 72 cars with GL 15
Yeah 😔😔
POOR T50
There was an evo event
wait guys I have an idea
let’s get an evo spotlight
that would be epic but also destroy the game
2 times
mixed bag.
lego chevy
lancer
Gives anyone who dont have token bank to pull EVO cards, but also causing disbalance further MP.
Caption this meme
Guys be honest
Me or Lancer
id imagine that it will break the econamy of the game
LNcer
Selling you for more lancer
people who enjoy mp1
I will choose you
not just that. if you know.


huh 
Porsche vs asphalt edition
Which one you choose, inflation or unemployment rate rise?
Or both
better than having half of the playerbase suffer in hell and not being able to get past champion III due to no sf90
That's the point of the car
tbh I’d rather have mp1 with no evo cars
watch yo truck bro 💔
im sure porsche is disappointed that the collab turned out to have bad stats
Im sure that porsche doesnt care
fr
my keyboard is now 200 dollars
it has crazy ahh float
whats cf
Another porsche like 919 street or 917 has good stat
@gusty glen should i buy apple pencil pro when my usb-c one breaks
Typo srry
The front bumper of the asphalt edition 918 is bad...🥀
but idk the drift radius
paint app
they should last a while
yeah i think that one is good
guess what thats the bumper that the playerbase picked
only thing is that its a key car i think
its still the only option Im dissatisfied with
fair enough
you have a chance to unlock the 917
yeah i know the "fans" are ... not okay
919 is locked behind paywall....except for those with huge amount of tokens
also does charging iphone with ur ipad kills the battery life or thats fine
finally someone who said it
how?
that bumper aint it
yup
gp
man option 2 is much better
oh yeah but there are sweats so its a low chance
we should've been choose the mission X instead of this trash
Try putting your time in tier 4 or 5
how far i can play from f2p in the drive syndicate?
may be easier
to 12 clindri
till FE stage
dbs 770
uh
you will get blocked hard at 12cilindri
3 diff answers
Oh
tier 4 is usualy the best ones
@jade raven 
the 918ae would look terrible regardless of the options picked for it because of the silhouette
it looks super stubby and weird
the actual 918 has a long tail and a long nose
im just in tier 5 for easier opponents 
well if i have you in my tier, i am fried
also i have 0 key cars lol
Truly an asphalt edition
not that hard man
I wonder if we’ll get more outside of this
watch youtubers' guide
doesn't have the front end to complement the rear
typical asphalt modelling
im not good at asphalt but i'll try to learn
what was the idea behind it anyway?
is it supposed to be a track time monster or smth
Probably not
it looks so unbelievably bad
it looks like a shoe 
why does the rear taillight look like a chiron from the side
too short and stubby
It’s a very Frankenstein creation tbh with or without our choosing
if they bent the rear upward it would have been fine
and rear bumper that would look home on something old and japanese
well thats gameloft, they do it for the cash
good luck
wheels are awful too
Too big?
money has nothing to do with how bad it looks
i dislike them too
overall, very "mansory" compatible kit
When you get one, you will probably get more
only best part is the back
maybe
How do u get those outlines
when viewed straight from the back
back 3 quarters is terrible
918 but mansory= 918 ae
yes
Will DS decals for previous cars be obtainable in the future?
sheesh didnt know i would get a free car , nobody mentioned this
ahh imperium exhaust....
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ 🆙
Eh mixed bag
Nope
f2p cars>
Some cars have come back with their decals
cooking
Others have not
probably not
Usually it tends to be the ones that don’t say “Drive syndicate [number]” on the side
we've talked about this for days
i hope to get a koenigsegg in asphalt in the future
Or “DS”
maybe
i must have not been around to see the chat about it then rip
looks like a concept car from some random startup nobody has heard of
Woulda been destroyed by zr1 if it weren’t for the disconnection lol
Hence stuff like the centodieci/jesko or LVN decals have returns
why did he disconnect then, was it cause he was losing? mmm cook , tell him to get back into the race
?
he coulda have disconnected from his router
The sadair spear may join the game in the future
If gl can buy its image copyright
Good morning fufu
Chat if Devel ever comes to a ds as a side car, then I’m 100% getting the main car lol
yoooo this looks cool
only thing is that it looks like jesko
sadair spear right
Cause it is…
Hi eeem
It’s a modded Jesko

ah ok
We got Jesko attack (normal), Jesko abs, and now Jesko ss
what car do i use
Hows you
game?
Arcade
Good i just picked up my pencil today
Wow
Good morning
with all new m5 chip for no reason
for a pen
Hows u fufu
no its a m3 air im not spending allat
Meh
Posh desk
Could be better
@junior raven 
Me when I get ragebaited so hard:-
Whats wrong fufu
gn
Nothing is particularly wrong
2:12PM
fun fact samsung doesnt use sd cards anymore LMAO
so ur wrong
Because a lot of ppl here should be asleep
Sprite
2:00 pudong

Coca cola better




