🏎・general

[eager holly]

I never get it ..

[pine mango]

[robust pendant]

nothing

[zinc perch]

idk it already got burned to crisp man

[proud wagon]

and your acc

[somber rampart]

beaten zr1 with 918 because im based

[pine mango]

News that is hot

[zinc perch]

how to be pro

tutorial

🙏

[boreal stirrup]

Good to eat or bury in the ashes

[pine mango]

Git gud

[misty eagle]

Noob vs pro vs god vs hacker

[somber rampart]

uninstall AL

[proud wagon]

salute the last to people

[zinc perch]

which al

[fathom sandal]

complete the whole career mode in career

[somber rampart]

superb

[misty eagle]

Whale

[somber rampart]

that one

[proud wagon]

forgot bro has 3 versions

[boreal stirrup]

Vanda vs 007S vs Devel vs Lancer

[fathom sandal]

jaguar's friend

[robust pendant]

dust collection

[zinc perch]

which one

[misty eagle]

Srt8 would beat all

[somber rampart]

that

[misty eagle]

[proud wagon]

i need plat 1 rn but im plat 3 is the grind hard to plat 1 or easy?

[zinc perch]

wher

[pine mango]

[torn frigate]

dawg what the heller is asphalt about 😭😓😞🥀

[boreal stirrup]

Got the power of 2167 rank

[robust pendant]

credit card simulator

[misty eagle]

[zinc perch]

brake checking

[hearty pivot]

ragebait V2 apk

[zinc perch]

CMON NOW

[robust pendant]

that's real life with the angry mid 40s dads

[pine mango]

[somber rampart]

spam vanda

then it's easy

[proud wagon]

you need to join unstable smp to play AL

[zinc perch]

yeah im factory resetting my laptop rq

[proud wagon]

i dont have

[zinc perch]

they need therapy for that

[robust pendant]

backup.

[zinc perch]

they unstable

[somber rampart]

show me your best car

[misty eagle]

Spam srt8

[zinc perch]

which backup

[misty eagle]

[robust pendant]

all

[proud wagon]

its on my phone but its my 4 star carrera gt

[zinc perch]

imma just reset my laptop rq cya cro

[proud wagon]

im gl 10 cus my old acc got deleted

[misty eagle]

Just use srt8 and you'll get ez wins

[robust pendant]

what did bro do

[somber rampart]

idk then

[pine mango]

Whats better on mobile touchdrive or manual

[misty eagle]

Sightdrive

[robust pendant]

manual

[proud wagon]

idk my old one just got thanos snapped

[robust pendant]

what

no reason

?

[somber rampart]

use free try cars then

[pine mango]

Show me ur gameplay with handcam

[proud wagon]

i think gl blacklisted that acc idk bro🥀 💀

[robust pendant]

[robust pendant]

I don't do handcam gameplay

[proud wagon]

i have a nintendo, ios, and mac os ac

[left night]

@empty shard

[robust pendant]

and I'm not that good with manual

don't take advice from me about it

[proud wagon]

kbm, phone or console?

[pine mango]

I just wanna know how u play with 2 buttons on each side while also steering

[zinc perch]

ok so i resetted my laptop time to wait

[robust pendant]

phone because I dont use either man

[deft lynx]

manual for sure

[somber rampart]

jesus

zonda r free try

The worst one possible

[robust pendant]

it's really easy just get used to it

[somber rampart]

lemme try it

[pine mango]

They should add the manual in A8 that puts steering button on left and brake,nitro on right

[true sparrow]

@cloud goblet the game is crashing even for ds, both Spotlights and the weekly egoista event. I did reinstall the game but its still crashing

[robust pendant]

I'm not good but I know what im doing

[somber rampart]

lord I'm cooked

[robust pendant]

idk

[proud wagon]

ok i use tilt to steer on phone trust me its will make you win races use full manual its hard at fist but just try it it will make a difference

[zinc perch]

ok we have pure problems

[robust pendant]

full manual ?

what's that

[zinc perch]

mine is getting connections errors

[left night]

crash legends unite

[pine mango]

Tilt is sometimes too stiff or too clumsy

[zinc perch]

asphalt crash unite

[proud wagon]

tilt to steer

[misty eagle]

Use sightdrive instead

[zinc perch]

i cast manual sight drive

[robust pendant]

bruh I use tilt manual

[proud wagon]

but it increases speed and helps win most races

[robust pendant]

what do you think I am

[proud wagon]

oh ok i though you use tap to steer

[pine mango]

Horizon tilt or no?

[somber rampart]

zonda r terrible

[zinc perch]

whats a horizon tilt cro

[robust pendant]

his sens might be low

[zinc perch]

[proud wagon]

i use horizontal but it doesnt help

its just for visuals

[somber rampart]

maybe utopia will do

[robust pendant]

I struggle with tao

[pine mango]

Idk just saw it on settings

[robust pendant]

tap

[misty eagle]

Use 100% sens to become alien

[proud wagon]

same idk how people use that but i use kbm, controller and phone

[robust pendant]

gives motion sickness just tilts the camera when you steer

[pine mango]

Touchdrive is the only control that suits me

[proud wagon]

idk i like it

[pine mango]

Unless they add the manual from A8

[proud wagon]

dont use td

[robust pendant]

igh

[zinc perch]

use manual cro

[robust pendant]

takes slower routes and crashes you

[low hound]

manuel

[zinc perch]

touchdrive ain't gonna be helpful for consistency in maos

[proud wagon]

[pine mango]

The two nitro and brake is too confusing

[zinc perch]

use manuel instead

[robust pendant]

brake > nitro > brake

easy

[zinc perch]

[proud wagon]

with 0.5 sec intervals

[somber rampart]

man this dum game

[pine mango]

My cat brain can't handle that level driving

[robust pendant]

what's so confusing about it

[somber rampart]

when is the drift getting fixed

[zinc perch]

next life

[robust pendant]

when gl team wakes up from their sleep

[hasty vessel]

2* hmm...

[misty eagle]

59 when

[proud wagon]

nothing but people just find it hard to master but it becomes muscle memory

[pine mango]

Same reason why I can't master A9 manual BC I'm so used to A8 manual

[robust pendant]

I got the hang of it the moment I started using it

[proud wagon]

catnap set them to sleep (poppy playtime reference if anyone knows)

[zinc perch]

common loot

[robust pendant]

yes I kinda 360'd a bit at first

[proud wagon]

i used to pay A8 on controller only

[zinc perch]

they need to fins the correct key first

its all orange

ITS BLUE

[proud wagon]

same the first time i saw it i just did it

[meager flame]

What’s a softban

[pine mango]

U use controller right now?
That makes it easier BC u don't have to tilt the screen itself

[proud wagon]

i use all three kbm, cont and phone tts

[zinc perch]

idk they get banned softly

[proud wagon]

no but i use tilt to steer on nintendo cus there is an option to tilt the controller

[meager flame]

Caressed out of the server

[hybrid gyro]

The game seems unplayable to me with the drift bugs

[zinc perch]

they got razzled-dazzled outta here

[pine mango]

Ok

[zinc perch]

hold the brakes cro

[hybrid gyro]

Not skil issue check my channel yt

[zinc perch]

[meager flame]

Ah thx for info

[zinc perch]

why would we check yt cro

[low hound]

lemme report as scam

[hybrid gyro]

Nobody asked

Thank you 👍

[zinc perch]

then don't complain

[pine mango]

I don't even sense the drifting change,
Maybe I'm dumb

[zinc perch]

skill issue

[meager flame]

Bro everybody is complaining so much abt the drift bug it’s not even that bad

[meager flame]

Not even, just tap again

[proud wagon]

yh can barely feel a difference

[hybrid gyro]

Thanks I'm gonna leave the server anyway

[low hound]

granny player
normal

[zinc perch]

everyone has this bug

[pine mango]

I can't even tell the difference between the original lol

[hybrid gyro]

What do u mean

Thats not my channeln

[meager flame]

I always had a habit of spam tapping when I drift or nitro so it literally didn’t affect me

[zinc perch]

shuver me timbers

[strong glacier]

bruh, I forgot to use my google reward credit 💀

[zinc perch]

fantom opera

[meager flame]

Fr

[hybrid gyro]

Bruh

Btw

[zinc perch]

game

im so close at dbs 770

[hybrid gyro]

Ok

[zinc perch]

imagine

[misty eagle]

Ok

[zinc perch]

asking someone their name

thats their taste yk

[proud wagon]

"The end of Asphalt Legends?"

[hybrid gyro]

Ngl when did this happen last time

To everyone

[zinc perch]

"i don't post those type of vids" then what is this?

hidden in plain sight cro

[hybrid gyro]

Check comments

Btw

[left night]

gimmi rewards

[zinc perch]

nah digital footprints caught you lackin

[low nacelle]

Maybe they announced it for the upcoming update, not the current one, but didnt they say Asphalt Legends on Steam would come to MacOS? (Via Steam)

[proud wagon]

frfr

[proud wagon]

i wish al comes to steam for mac

[low hound]

dumbge

[cloud goblet]

i reported it yesterday

[left night]

weirdchamp

[pine mango]

What's the top 3 best cars in the game

[low hound]

his most watched video is granny legacy btw

[misty eagle]

Srt8

[zinc perch]

also does random connection errors also happen mine does

[left night]

fantom

[proud wagon]

also someone didnt have the full game they only had showroom and 2 daily events

[balmy mason]

Bro I bet top 2000 mp1 players are either whales or smell like rotting feces

[zinc perch]

"man i don't post those type of vids" then what is it a ghost under their bed or smth?

[pine mango]

Fr

[zinc perch]

[misty eagle]

Top 2k is easy

[proud wagon]

fr

[proper temple]

gold vanda
evo sf90
imperium

[proud wagon]

im top 36k😭

[misty eagle]

Skill issue

[zinc perch]

stock leaf, stock sr1, and stock carrera

[pine mango]

Is this true?

[proud wagon]

what abt hennesy venom f5

[lavish geyser]

Hi hehe hows u

[proud wagon]

stop devel

[pine mango]

Shower is only a myth

[left night]

@strong glacier garage reveal when

[zinc perch]

why is elytron and big nevera in LL 🙏

[empty shard]

alomst 17.5 ill take it (1*)

[zinc perch]

you don't shower thats why

[rocky hollow]

whats a shower

[pine mango]

I wasn't referring to me

[zinc perch]

take this misson cro

[proud wagon]

last nevera r ds💀

[zinc perch]

potential cars in the big leagues

[proud wagon]

potential gameloft earning from DS strategies

[misty eagle]

I have a bathtub so I bathe instead of shower 👍

[zinc perch]

this error is bugging me off now

[junior raven]

[zinc perch]

i can't open asphalt anymore cro

[proud wagon]

quit atp

[low hound]

did you restart your router or smth

[pine mango]

Is that sarcasm?

[zinc perch]

nope

[minor raft]

dude what

[low hound]

restart it

[lavish geyser]

Eems alien

[zinc perch]

which to restart

the al or router?

[proud wagon]

the router

[zinc perch]

i will be scolded cro 😭

[low hound]

shot to router with a gun
idk man just restart both

[proud wagon]

yh but its asphalt i would take a scold for al

[zinc perch]

no.

scold = no laptop cro

[pine mango]

Sounds like

[low nacelle]

No they said it was coming, in the PoL patch notes, but did they say it was coming this update or the next?

[proud wagon]

ok gtg bye

[proud wagon]

idk

[proper temple]

many players got easy/free win on mp1 just using these damn cars

[empty shard]

is this decent

[pine mango]

5 minute ahh reply

[abstract thistle]

Zr1?

[tender trench]

are you crazy?

[arctic owl]

a pretty good car even at stock

[meager flame]

?

[low hound]

even spycy irritated lmao

[pine mango]

That's clearly the neighbors bathtub

[lavish geyser]

Eem i can go faster but thats using gold germera

[left night]

who is gonna tell him

[meager flame]

Yall it is NOT that bad

[misty eagle]

I wish it were the girl next doors bathtub but unfortunately it is not

[glass mauve]

So do you need a 2* dbs or 3* to progress?

[empty shard]

if rage baiting is your power, what are you without it

[tender trench]

you must be crazy dude, not gonna lie

[pine mango]

[left night]

that's like saying standing under the sun won't burn u

[glass mauve]

Because it doesnt...

[pine mango]

a cat

[proper temple]

ik but these 3 are most popular

[meager flame]

It doesn’t…

[low hound]

a dumb sandwich

[glass mauve]

@pure plaza

[abstract thistle]

Spam triad you mean

[left night]

who are u: IDIOT SANDWICH

[abstract thistle]

Bread

[zinc perch]

gordon live reaction:

[empty shard]

try do 555 float in devel with the cave

[meager flame]

Too noob for devel :)

[zinc perch]

i have quite the say to have a taste in music

[empty shard]

this bug is garbage

[glass mauve]

Does anybody not know?

[lavish geyser]

Eems so alien

[empty shard]

u can do 555 and then the drift ends so u have to punch drift and then u lose 50 kmh

[pine mango]

Non-devel owner can't relate

[low nacelle]

Love that song

[meager flame]

But does this taste better than key

[lavish geyser]

On what

[tender trench]

meanwhile his user:

[abstract thistle]

I need bread for Sandwich

[glass mauve]

In ds do you need a 2* amg or 3*?

To progress further

[lavish geyser]

DBS

[pine mango]

Lemme guess it sound like bread

[meager flame]

That was made when I was 12 give me a break lmao

[glass mauve]

Shoot yeah

[tender trench]

[lavish geyser]

Possibly 4* minimum

[tender trench]

discord at the age of 12

[low hound]

just play candy crush if you're think it's not that bad

[glass mauve]

Bro

[zinc perch]

where

[abstract thistle]

[lavish geyser]

Im at mission 4 and its 3,4,5

[meager flame]

Wow people getting really agitated from one dude’s opinion

[lavish geyser]

And theres still 5 to go

[tender trench]

^

[empty shard]

see that -60 kmh from punch drift because the floaty doesnt fricking last that long

[pine mango]

It's not that serious

[glass mauve]

Its 100% not 4*, either 2* or 3*

[meager flame]

It really isn’t

[zinc perch]

next use "Xxmosquitoeater1000xX"

[somber rampart]

are they on summer break

[meager flame]

These grown adults acting like toddlers

[low hound]

free protein trust

[tender trench]

tell him that

[zinc perch]

makes me hydrated in blood

[pine mango]

They're grown toddlers 🫪

[abstract thistle]

So being a childish is bad?

[robust pendant]

no they're sleeping knowing damn well the irs is knocking

[ripe yoke]

Where is all Mission ?

[heavy cedar]

@tender trench

[glass mauve]

I stole them

[robust pendant]

I ate it

[meager flame]

Good point

[zinc perch]

the missons "escaped"

[tender trench]

[low hound]

green lizard stole them

[junior raven]

Im burning them as fuel

Pay $3000000 in crypto to receive them back

[hearty rain]

should i get these

[meager flame]

When did I say that?

[glass mauve]

Guys I just realised, we have been fighting this green lizard since ds11

[junior raven]

The drip holy crap

Yes

[zinc perch]

yes gives a big speed bosost

[glass mauve]

Yes

[lavish geyser]

No

[zinc perch]

makes you run faster 100&

[lavish geyser]

Each mission goes up a star

[heavy cedar]

Yes

[junior raven]

How have we been beefing with one amphibian for a whole year

[meager flame]

Yes

[heavy cedar]

Insane aura

[lavish geyser]

So now im on mission 4 and its 3,4,5*

[glass mauve]

You seriously forgot the old drive syndicates?

[meager flame]

Imagine entering track with a pair of McQueen slippers

[glass mauve]

Dude what star dbs required?

[zinc perch]

this errors

[misty eagle]

Get the Lego brick clog asw while ur at it

[meager flame]

Iirc it was 2

[zinc perch]

i can't open asphalt cro

[meager flame]

You talking about DS?

[glass mauve]

2* would be too generous tho, its a key car after all

[glass mauve]

Ye

[lavish geyser]

Bro im on misson 4 of dbs and its 3 top 4 middle 5* bottom and there’s another ds mission before the elytron

[copper shadow]

Which car should I go for in gauntlet

[meager flame]

It’s 2 stars I think yeah lemme check spreadsheet

[lavish geyser]

9x8

[lavish geyser]

Heck no

[meager flame]

Oh no it’s 3

[glass mauve]

Thats not possible

[meager flame]

3*

[lavish geyser]

U wont get past misson 2

[pine mango]

We get it u have skill issue

[zinc perch]

idk man

[glass mauve]

Last ds also was supposed to be 3* but it was 2*

[empty shard]

i guess bro

[meager flame]

Welcome to gameloft

[ebon blaze]

Trezor pack glitch

[zinc perch]

skill issue

[glass mauve]

You dont need a 4* dbs, i can confirm that

[zinc perch]

cant you even read

[lavish geyser]

U do bro

[glass mauve]

No you dont

[copper shadow]

Only 3 star

[glass mauve]

Forgot the formula?

[lavish geyser]

If im on misson 4 and top is 3* then the misson 5 will need 4*

[meager flame]

Bouncy

[zinc perch]

skill issue 🤡

[pine mango]

The joke went over ur forehead

[glass mauve]

Dude 4 requires 2*

[heavy cedar]

👽

[glass mauve]

And last ds 5 also required 2* only

[zinc perch]

well that joke was overly dry

[glass mauve]

1, 2, 3 is 1*

[zinc perch]

too low for my expectations

[lavish geyser]

Wrong to base it of previous ds

[copper shadow]

Just imagine the first star of the key car is useless

[pine mango]

like ur forehead

[glass mauve]

Yeah thats why I said last ds since i dont know what it is this ds

[zinc perch]

have you even seen me personally mate

[left night]

@hearty rain mouth reveal

[zinc perch]

🤡🤡

[meager flame]

Better than an oily one

[pine mango]

Chill mate

[copper shadow]

I have become you personally

[junior raven]

Im saying 2-3 idk bro

[glass mauve]

Also you need a 3* for the third support, doesnt matter if its key or non key

[junior raven]

I haven’t even started

[zinc perch]

take my place cro

[glass mauve]

So how does key matter here?

[pine mango]

Here have a cold Bo o oh wa ER to cool u down

[low hound]

being clown to him
says chill to him at same time

welcome to the my blocked list bozo

[empty shard]

"floaty gltich didnt do that much damage" devel:

[pine mango]

Is that a good thing?

[zinc perch]

imagine making someone angry and saying chill

[hearty rain]

it's not me in the pic

[glass mauve]

Lol

[zinc perch]

what audacity is that

[copper shadow]

Bob the coder reveal

[pine mango]

Don't take it seriously

I'm just a cat I don't know any better

[low hound]

john gameloft with miatas

[left night]

when bro voice reveal

[meager flame]

Wait why do it disengage from drift after you were already drifting

[zinc perch]

im not but you're making it worse for the both of us

[copper shadow]

It's called ragebait

[meager flame]

I legit never had this happen wtf

[glass mauve]

Vegito there are so many design errors in the new mp1

[pine mango]

[zinc perch]

thats not a rage bait the bait already left cro

[misty eagle]

Joybait instead

[zinc perch]

w idea

[zinc perch]

[pine mango]

Ok I'll stop

[low hound]

as a cat owner i can say even my cat is smarter than that thing

[copper shadow]

banable meme here

[eternal wigeon]

Ah!! stock c11 in freefal

[zinc perch]

game sure do know its community

[heavy cedar]

@misty eagle

[pine mango]

Sarcasm ahhh

[low hound]

how to get cancer 101 game mode

[lavish geyser]

Fufu its already 3*,4*,5* and im on misson 4

[empty shard]

u have to hold brake to do the floaty with the glitch but u can only do it for 3 second maximum and if u punch drift u lose incredible amount of speed like this one

[eternal wigeon]

rip top 1.

[lavish geyser]

So misson 5 will be 4*, 5*

[glass mauve]

Use backslash (\) before * to disable italics btw

[vital lance]

the designation on Dollar$ $yndicate.

[left night]

china anthem song start

[glass mauve]

Also send screenshot of mission 4

Its supposed to be 2* requirement

[lavish geyser]

ok

[copper shadow]

Which ds has ever had a car one less than max stars vri

[junior raven]

The minimum, hazard 1

Is 4*

Is that what you’re telling me

[glass mauve]

And that makes no sense

[lavish geyser]

Could be

[junior raven]

hazard 1

[glass mauve]

In mission 1 its 3h for 1*

[junior raven]

Not stupid 2/3

I mean 1

[glass mauve]

In mission 2 its 2h for 1*

[lavish geyser]

I still have misson 5 lwft

[ebon blaze]

#🪄・off-topic

[glass mauve]

In mission 3 its 1h for 1*

[meager flame]

What are the conditions for this to happen? Is it car specific or platform specific? Oddly enough I haven’t had that issue at all

[glass mauve]

So mission 4 should be 1h for 2*

[eternal wigeon]

PLEASE 2* ONLY I'm tired from now.

[meager flame]

All my cars flog fine I just need the third tap

[glass mauve]

2* should be the minimum for mission 4

[junior raven]

5/6 should be 2*

[pine mango]

What happens if I don't get the car required for next stage is DS 2 star?

[copper shadow]

It's 3 star for dbs progression

[junior raven]

Cuz at a certain point it stops increasing

[glass mauve]

And mission 5 should be 2* or 3*

[empty shard]

fun car

[junior raven]

Or ze yeah

[lavish geyser]

3*,/4* /5*

[glass mauve]

Since its supposed to be 3* but since ds11 its been 2*

[tidal carbon]

Someone teach me how to sandbag?

[junior raven]

Lemme see the spreadsheet hold on

[lavish geyser]

Spreedaheet lies

[low hound]

done
enjoy

[glass mauve]

Is the spreadsheet updated since ds11?

[eternal wigeon]

@hearty rain developers gave 2 star for key or not wasting my time for ds.

[junior raven]

They basically copy paste so

I’ll just check 14

[lavish geyser]

The logical way

[junior raven]

13

Whatever we just had

[ripe yoke]

i dont have any misson

[tidal carbon]

Thanks, surely I’ll survive division 5

[glass mauve]

Yeah check any one of them

[ebon blaze]

...

[lavish geyser]

Fufu dont use past one

[glass mauve]

You are too alien to go on these tiny missions

[ripe yoke]

time for relax

[junior raven]

Gang

They literally do not change these events

Im checking myself because it doesn’t make sense

[glass mauve]

Also did the circle shatter completely or what

[ebon blaze]

I'm already chill cro✌🥀

[uncut viper]

Sleep

[zinc perch]

do this mission instead man pls

im giving this mission to you man

[ebon blaze]

BRUHHHHHh

[junior raven]

You can go to work

Get to work

[tidal carbon]

Will this help me survive Division 5

[copper shadow]

Ds lore

[uncut viper]

Where the bunny?

[glass mauve]

In the easter event

[copper shadow]

If u throw the sand inside their device

[glass mauve]

He changed jobs

[tidal carbon]

Hmm ok

[kind talon]

should I do

[junior raven]

Okay I think it’s 3*

But not 4

[ebon blaze]

No

[junior raven]

4 is just absurd

[hasty crag]

just have an english name

[junior raven]

3034 is 3* DBS

[ebon blaze]

Cuz I don't understand japanese

[hasty crag]

english names are tuff

[glass mauve]

Sure ig

[junior raven]

And they don’t scale after mission 4 so I think it just ends at 3

[kind talon]

タルタリヤ meaning tartaglia

[junior raven]

@glass mauve I would say leave it at 3*

Should be enough

[kind talon]

ok

[glass mauve]

Okay thats annoying

[junior raven]

If it is 4 then just be prepared for it

But I think it’s 3

[kind talon]

@junior raven @glass mauve

[glass mauve]

It should logically be 2* tho, shouldnt it?

[junior raven]

Yeah it is 3

Thought so

Okay Im checking the spreadsheet

[glass mauve]

What sheet is this?

[shy finch]

theres a glitch not allowing you to replay the match

smh

i cant wait the replay

[junior raven]

The only reason it’s 3 is because it starts at 2

That makes way more sense

Stage 1 is 2*

[glass mauve]

What the hell

[junior raven]

It’s a key car so go figure

[junior raven]

Hi Mario

[glass mauve]

But they never do this

[glass mauve]

From what i remember

[kind talon]

not roaring it's todoroki

[glass mauve]

Solus needed only 3*

[kind talon]

think wrong translate

[junior raven]

Yeah

[glass mauve]

Oh

[junior raven]

Here’s the thing tho

That was a key too

[fervent folio]

Hey guys

[glass mauve]

Starting from 2* is utterly stupid

[junior raven]

Most of these key cars start at 2* to compensate not needing to unlock it

[glass mauve]

Solus started from 1*

So did scv12

[junior raven]

The S classes usually also start at that

[glass mauve]

Well whatever i guess

Gotta spend sc now

[junior raven]

Idk anymore

I’ll link you the spreadsheet

[glass mauve]

Thought if it was 2* only then I could cheese it

Cuz i already have some bps

[junior raven]

Yea

Mine is 2* already so I’ll be fine but

[junior raven]

Alright good to know

[junior raven]

Say hi to michi for me

[glass mauve]

Ahh its getting even less likely that ill unlock 12cilindri

[pine mango]

Cahh

[uncut viper]

Okay

[heavy cedar]

[meager flame]

Dm advertiser

Hehe can you do the funny ban

[junior raven]

He’s not even online

[tidal carbon]

AFK sandbag

[junior raven]

And quan is streaming

[left night]

say hi to

[junior raven]

I think

[junior raven]

[vagrant juniper]

You can set your status

[left night]

and kuriya is playing

[burnt nacelle]

Guess I'm done with DS

[junior raven]

You can but he doesn’t

He’s not that chronically online enough to set statuses

🥀

[fervent folio]

Wait why

[pine mango]

Why

[meager flame]

Aw

Also nice pfp

[late plume]

Does anyone have a full tier list of all 300 cars?

[burnt nacelle]

Not enough bps for the Aston Martin . Just need 5

[meager flame]

Don’t think there is

[pine mango]

Yo same issue with mine

[fervent folio]

310+ I belive

[fervent folio]

Why tho

[vagrant juniper]

318

[pine mango]

I'm stuck at 100k SP

[fervent folio]

Ye

[late plume]

proximately ye

[junior raven]

Thank you

[burnt nacelle]

I'm stuck at 179000 sp

[late plume]

wake me up when it will

[glass mauve]

The dbs thing is still stupid

Dammit

[pine mango]

Event doesn't give enough coins to buy many packs for the required car

[junior raven]

True

Btw enlost

[glass mauve]

35 bps is so much

[junior raven]

Do you have season calendar

Im too lazy to find it

[glass mauve]

Yeah asec.tools

[pine mango]

The packs didn't give me enough BP and I don't have any DS coins

[burnt nacelle]

I'm down to my last 16000 coins and 5 more bps to 3 stars

[junior raven]

Oh that’s the whole thing

[shy finch]

😂

[junior raven]

Okay Ty

[glass mauve]

https://asec.tools/calendar?season=Porsche_of_Legends

@junior raven

[burnt nacelle]

The drop rates are really bad

[kindred panther]

schlawg

[pine mango]

Ye I spent 30k DS coins and got 4 BP

[tawdry oracle]

It has all
Calculator, calendar, and cars info

[pine mango]

[junior raven]

I got it Ty tho

[rancid agate]

Son 😭✌️

[junior raven]

Dang 919 is on the 24th

[burnt nacelle]

I've spend about 80000 and got maybe 11

[junior raven]

Eons away

[heavy cedar]

@tawdry oracle

[vagrant juniper]

remove team mp

[tawdry oracle]

[pine mango]

It's over for me

[glass mauve]

Yeah long time left

[tawdry oracle]

Oh right how can i change my name font without nitro

[heavy cedar]

should i set gauntlet times today or wait for like 5 days

[burnt nacelle]

Let me try my luck with my last 16000. I least I got the rennsport to 3 stars thanks to the lp

[vagrant juniper]

2 minutes before the season ends 🐧

[empty shard]

bro 💔

[tawdry oracle]

If you are confident to take at least top 3 wait for several days and join

If not just do it now

[heavy cedar]

i could also try "you know what"

[tawdry oracle]

[strong glacier]

Ds so boring

[heavy cedar]

real

[strong glacier]

even worse than ch

[tawdry oracle]

[pine mango]

Good for you bro

[strong glacier]

At least ch gives part for tc

[low hound]

whole game is boring

[eternal wigeon]

great but charger hellcat unlock is 20 so not required pay 😄

[idle salmon]

Whats the epic priority on huracan? Got 1 rn

[heavy cedar]

Mid lineup, needs TA and SF90 then i can get top 10 every gauntlet

[tawdry oracle]

Ye seems like it

Good for you TA arrives soon

[heavy cedar]

and SF90

its got that event soon

[tawdry oracle]

Do you have enough eips for it

Btw

[idle salmon]

What tracks is the ta good on btw?

[heavy cedar]

i'll buy them

[glass mauve]

Im gl28 and i got less than half of these 🥀

[tawdry oracle]

[glass mauve]

I have TA ig

[heavy cedar]

[tawdry oracle]

Ye lifetime investment

Fair

[midnight hornet]

Gold 21c pls

[heavy cedar]

yeah worthy investment

[pine mango]

I'm gl 8 and I have non of these be greatful

[heavy cedar]

prob one of the best investments in the game rn

[midnight hornet]

21c need to return

[tawdry oracle]

Good luck mate

[idle salmon]

Skill issue

[glass mauve]

I dont play gauntlet so these are useless to me ngl

[tawdry oracle]

Hope it comes with SE main car

[midnight hornet]

Yup need epics

[tawdry oracle]

So i can get eips

[pine mango]

Probably

[midnight orbit]

How to disable ghost cars in gauntlet

[burnt nacelle]

Settings

[midnight orbit]

Where

[idle salmon]

Display settings

[tawdry oracle]

Settings - sound/display settings

It’s at the bottom iirc

[heavy cedar]

^ at the bottom

[pine mango]

Why can't I change my name?

[timid tundra]

Why do I feel like EVO cars wouldn't be that far from this range

[tawdry oracle]

Contact CC

Got error with age issue

Ig

[eternal wigeon]

m4 csl incoming treasure rush only

[timid tundra]

Search for a car with 3,8-4K rank. That car might get evo next update

[tawdry oracle]

#🪄・off-topic

[still wyvern]

@cloud goblet @waxen zinc @unique pewter @last dagger can any of you moderators confirm that it is intentional for the DBS 770 ultimate to be 4⭐️ in order to complete the Narrowing Vision stages in the DS? This would counter all previous DSs.

[timid tundra]

[eternal wigeon]

[idle salmon]

Uwu whats this

[tawdry oracle]

A8 thing

[eternal wigeon]

asphalt 8 patch notes

[waxen zinc]

share image, if you may?

[timid tundra]

Wait huh

[low hound]

who tf is motley lmao

[pine mango]

Oh

[idle salmon]

Side storries is supposed to be easier after all

[jade raven]

@last dagger I just pulled a testify ftr 976 play out of nowhere wtf

[timid tundra]

Good, now do BYD

[vagrant juniper]

bro this is al, not a8

[jade raven]

hell no

[eternal wigeon]

m4 csl

[zinc perch]

i can't open the game anymore 😭

[jade raven]

testify is (obviously) one of the 2 BYDs in the pack that I havent gotten AA on yet

[vagrant juniper]

turn on vpn or 1111

[timid tundra]

What's ur ptt anyway? I'm still struggling on 10+

[jade raven]

11.74

[zinc perch]

let me try

[placid karma]

what are the best ways to get the p1?

[zinc perch]

high a class packs

[vagrant juniper]

what p1

[heavy cedar]

wait is this true?

[timid tundra]

That's like [banned number] points away from mine

[tropic whale]

Back to mp2

[timid tundra]

[tropic whale]

To bully some racers

[placid karma]

so grinding events?

[jade raven]

11.07?

[timid tundra]

Ye

[jade raven]

should focus on lower 10s at that point

[timid tundra]

[zinc perch]

yes i think right now there is a a class cup

[lucid trellis]

man, why did they make mp1 worse

[jade raven]

but who am I to tell this as my B30 play is scuffed as hell

[timid tundra]

I did manage to EX undying macula so that's still something right?

[placid karma]

if there is can you send a ss? @zinc perch

[zinc perch]

it does'nt work too

[eternal wigeon]

watching ads if android or ios
and a class packs

[jade raven]

I dont know the chart

[left night]

motley is not a modder

[zinc perch]

i can't rn my game is unopenable

[timid tundra]

Conflict?

[placid karma]

oh

[placid karma]

try disconnecting and then reconnecting your internet cable

[timid tundra]

Old 10s are easy as hell

[zinc perch]

i just did

restarted my laptop

[eternal wigeon]

yes ok

[zinc perch]

only thing i could think of is resetting al itself

[jade raven]

even Grevious Lady is easy as hell to score on despite being a 11

[vagrant juniper]

delete your game's data and open the game

[jade raven]

literally the only 11 I have EX on

[timid tundra]

I can only clear #1f1fe33

And it's a B clear

[jade raven]

lemme check my best score

9680

but I havent played it a lot ever since I actually improved my skill level by a bit

[vagrant juniper]

guess the car

[copper shadow]

vro

[kind talon]

[zinc perch]

griffith

probably

[crystal dawn]

what is the imperium doing 💀

[placid karma]

what does that mean?

[vagrant juniper]

not even close

[void saddle]

Clean sweep

[zinc perch]

is this on stock?

[timid tundra]

You will hit that sooner or later I guess. i don't even believe I could pass FTR 10s

[vagrant juniper]

yes

[crystal dawn]

come meet me

[zinc perch]

dezir or carrera

[vagrant juniper]

ok not that close...again

[kind talon]

ok

evo sf90 out of fuel

[crystal dawn]

sr1

[jade raven]

nah that chart is pain

[vagrant juniper]

search in your garage and you can find it

[jade raven]

I hate the arcs

[ebon blaze]

Is my trezor asphalt edition w?

[green latch]

is ts tuff 💔

[ebon blaze]

It's my prediction

[vagrant juniper]

yeah, for that trash nitro

[crystal dawn]

yay

[opal pilot]

1.5 hours ago

[zinc perch]

pro

[opal pilot]

literal countdown

[timid tundra]

Xxium and Purple Haze FTR

[opal pilot]

:,) finally got the key too

[zinc perch]

bread better

[lavish geyser]

Dash

[still wyvern]

Do you know who the other mods are?

[opal pilot]

okay whale

[lavish geyser]

U whale

[zinc perch]

bread tastes better than key

[opal pilot]

Nay, foul creature, thy request hath been struck down by the thunderous hand of destiny!

[opal pilot]

you da real bread

[lavish geyser]

On 3*

[jade raven]

just generated an image of my B30 play

[zinc perch]

you the 🐟 lord

[ebon blaze]

You should have gotten in gauntlet with 45k gauntlet coins

[opal pilot]

cooked probably

p2w antics when

[opal pilot]

🐟

[timid tundra]

Should post in #🪄・off-topic ?

[ebon blaze]

🙂

[opal pilot]

key when

i already got panamera

just need 2 more eips

[zinc perch]

did cro miss mayhem

[opal pilot]

cro upgraded the og car

color copycat too

tuff

[jade raven]

done

[opal pilot]

i wasn’t able to get enough bps for the amg

[ebon blaze]

Hope

[opal pilot]

whale

[opal pilot]

no hope

Begone, thou insufferable wretch, whose presence doth sour the very air and whose words fall upon mine ears like the clatter of broken steel! I cast thee from my sight with utter disdain, for thy existence is as a stain upon the tapestry of this realm. Trouble me no further, lest I summon upon thee the full measure of scorn and wrath that thou hast so eagerly invited with thy foolish insolence!

[gritty cedar]

is evo camaro good if maxed and max evo?

[zinc perch]

i read wretch as wrench

[ebon blaze]

Bro its in mp packs

[still wyvern]

Thanks

[crystal dawn]

[low hound]

what the gabriel

[timid tundra]

How to do Judgement's arc

[opal pilot]

peak decal

[vagrant juniper]

just let it collect dust

[opal pilot]

i think i have a decal for that thing too

i forgot

[zinc perch]

probably obtained in ultima event thingy idk when

[opal pilot]

with eips btw

[ebon blaze]

Mp packs and not my packs✌🥀

[zinc perch]

whalrus

[opal pilot]

i just need 3 more

[opal pilot]

okay cro

[jade raven]

dont stop holding just go where the arcs are

[opal pilot]

real

dw, e tense perf is mid

[zinc perch]

any eips 🙏

[opal pilot]

only does so much

[opal pilot]

mines at 1* 🥀

[vagrant juniper]

why this etense so trash, not like his brother

[opal pilot]

its the handling

[zinc perch]

performance

[opal pilot]

new e tense is actually better

[turbid nest]

do evo’s acceleration chart stat took the car current weight into account?

[zinc perch]

worst performance cro

[opal pilot]

im able to get better times with it by a few seconds

[opal pilot]

true

handling should be buffed by 10 points ish, at max

nitro is good at max

[timid tundra]

So, continuously hold and slide my finger across?

[opal pilot]

dont drift with e tense perf

[timid tundra]

Might need some work, but okay

[opal pilot]

unless its in a straight line for nitro gain

[zinc perch]

dude nerf its heaviness its so overload camaro-ish in stock

[crystal dawn]

guess the car, stock stat

[opal pilot]

agreed cro

[jade raven]

if you dont want to confuse yourself I guess

[opal pilot]

better at max

[zinc perch]

what class

[low hound]

furai

[opal pilot]

okay wait uhhh

[zinc perch]

[opal pilot]

mission r?

wait Nay, foul creature, thy request hath been struck down by the thunderous hand of destiny!

mission r doesn’t have that weak accel

[jade raven]

I can do a handcam if needed I guess

[timid tundra]

Furai ain't got that nitro

[opal pilot]

mph or kmh

[zinc perch]

we are going srt1

[gusty glen]

annoying to upgrade

[opal pilot]

that’d be 180mph

[opal pilot]

ds e tense performance

[vagrant juniper]

toyota gr

[opal pilot]

gr has worse accel

[zinc perch]

leaf

[bleak dove]

004c?

[opal pilot]

leaf had worse top speed

[crystal dawn]

ayo correct

[vagrant juniper]

yeah fake

[opal pilot]

ooo that’s a good guess

DAM he smart

[timid tundra]

I kind of get the gist of it already I guess? Kind of similar where you just move your finger to trick the arcs

[zinc perch]

das so pro

[restive tusk]

cortis0l_ has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

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Reason: Too many infractions

Banned until · Apr 12, 2026, 11:34 AM

[zinc perch]

LOL

[empty shard]

extreme devel gameplay

[zinc perch]

bro isn't learning from his mistakes cro

[timid tundra]

Bro mistakes isn't learning from his cro

[gusty glen]

how does vro not learn

[ebon blaze]

Normally it supposed to be 23 27 36 52 62
But no it's tryna be different

[crystal dawn]

rule is made to break tho

[zinc perch]

thats probably cros favorite number

[vagrant juniper]

cro learning mistakes isnt from his bro

[tropic whale]

C7R?

[jade raven]

tricking might redarcs if you arent familiar

[waxen zinc]

Hi, can anyone show me MP camera replay completely broken?

I m seeing plenty of cases.

[main mason]

I have a genuine question for the devs that's responsible for MP1 revamp. Do you guys even have a brain to think correctly?

[zinc perch]

i got another case

[gusty glen]

i had this car at 0 star before the event

[crystal dawn]

no its 004c, someone guessed

[zinc perch]

i can't even open asphalt

[waxen zinc]

Steam or?

[tropic whale]

That game play like bro got 360 at weird move

[zinc perch]

xbox

[tropic whale]

[vagrant juniper]

ms version

[tropic whale]

Bro cannot join

[zinc perch]

yes

[crystal dawn]

check ur internet bro

[waxen zinc]

Microsoft version, is it having issues lately?

[crystal dawn]

i mean the game say so

[waxen zinc]

i just wanna make sure it's not isolated incident.

[vagrant juniper]

maybe just for him

[zinc perch]

i have restarted my router

allat of times

[waxen zinc]

Hm, might be your internet being unstable at the moment?

[zinc perch]

restarted my laptop and everything

[timid tundra]

Ya. But somehow it works in Swan Song's last arcs. Literally just swiped my fingers on the arc's direction regardless of color and somehow it got all of the input right

[waxen zinc]

If nobody else in Xbox have reported same thing.

[zinc perch]

i guess so

[crystal dawn]

im using microsoft store version on pc does that count xbox

[abstract thistle]

Naka data ka ba?(Are you using mobile data?)

[zinc perch]

no cro

i got wifi

yeah its mine i guess i cleared the data

[vagrant juniper]

if you want to count

[zinc perch]

still same issue

[torn frigate]

dawg what the hell is asphalt about 😞🥀

[jade raven]

switching finger works if they are close but its not the case for judgement

[zinc perch]

i tried ds

before the issue

[gritty cedar]

just wait a few seconds

same here

[zinc perch]

[timid tundra]

Might practice later

[empty shard]

why is this thing so hard to drive

[zinc perch]

bro "can't let go" abt that same dumb question

[crystal dawn]

i smell geometry dash

[vagrant juniper]

bro found a new bypass method

[low hound]

ppl getting dumber day by day

[zinc perch]

losing braincells

[abstract thistle]

What is Asphalt? A road

[zinc perch]

facts bradar