🏎・general

[thin latch]

The season just started😭

Nope

[maiden epoch]

Pass

[hazy storm]

[silent stratus]

you'd be lying

[thin latch]

Daily event not season dingus

[thin latch]

Were talking abt daily

[jade raven]

nsx gt3 evo had key hunts which is categorized as daily events dingus

[bleak osprey]

you mean botting with leaf and 370z?

[maiden epoch]

Police Mode and the Pass Event award a lot of points.

[thin latch]

Oh, GT3

[tall pebble]

And he will be embraced by it by atleast 7 foot above him ifykyk

[bleak osprey]

clowns showing off as usual

[tall pebble]

[thin latch]

When?

[tall pebble]

Bot botting in bot lobby 💪

[jade raven]

also normal nsx is easily obtainable via C class cup so dont know why you would bring SE into this

[tall pebble]

Also hi n1xy

[jade raven]

new players wont even get EVO for it anyway

[thin latch]

True

[tall pebble]

Normal acura with evo = Acura nsx gt

[old terrace]

guys whats a reasonable price for a 15gb xbox 360 falcon with 2 controllers, psu and gta v

[tall pebble]

Even then I will say gt is better

[jade raven]

nsx gt3s pn boost helps a lot honestly

[uncut viper]

hey u

[jade raven]

otherwise thing would be quite mediocre

[tall pebble]

Exactly

[silent laurel]

ok so is this game dead or what? Thanks for all the help!

[potent inlet]

Its Goku

[quasi shale]

I don't get why people complain so much about the bug (they do have valid points sure) and letting it ruin their mood where floaties are still usable, just in a slightly different way

[silent stratus]

its not dead you just shouldn't invest money in it because you'll never be able to stop

[tall pebble]

Not worth playing at this point if u haven't invested a year atleast in it already

[quasi shale]

Surely it doesn't take 1d to learn to do floaties and just holding brake to perform them right

[jade raven]

it screws with landing from a 360 pretty badly

[silent laurel]

what if i invest a year starting now, has anything major changed?

[jade raven]

the problem isnt only with 360 floaty

[junior raven]

@jade raven Guess what

[quasi shale]

And I understand why Gameloft is somehow taking too long to fix it but they could be more transparent on why it is taking 10d to fix maybe, 5-10 lines of code

[jade raven]

wha

[tall pebble]

If u started playing in 2024 as a new player ok u starting as a new player in 2026 not ok

[junior raven]

[bleak osprey]

hi duck

[quasi shale]

O

[jade raven]

[jade raven]

yeah landing from a 360 without holding the brake mess up the cars angle

[silent laurel]

🙁

[potent inlet]

You give them too much credit

[quasi shale]

So far, that hasn't cause me an issue in driving from my experience

[bleak osprey]

any credit given to them is too much

[silent stratus]

this ferrante looks like its trying to float but dosent

[jade raven]

dont have much problem with party but specific jumps gets pretty bad

like that one huge jump in pudong rise

[tall pebble]

Sorry but if u want to just play casually u can play but if u want to invest and have some return as fun this isn't the game anymore

[humble badge]

They can fix the elytron bug (and tbh who cares because who is even playing the DS?) but they're taking their sweet time on the floaty bug

[jade raven]

where you need to catch the 360 and have the car drift all the way to the right

[junior raven]

The state of

[jade raven]

elytron is a serversided issue

[junior raven]

Idk theres a lot of states of the game

[uncut viper]

[silent laurel]

name a better racing game on mobile then

[jade raven]

360 bug is NOT one of them

[thin latch]

Broken matchings

[tall pebble]

Well racing master is going to come out soon later this year i believe

[jade raven]

it cant be fixed by just adjusting some numbers like the elytron

[silent stratus]

every racing game will light ur phone on fire

[quasi shale]

Which is why I did say they should be transparent on why it is taking such a long time to fix 5-10 lines of codinh

[bleak osprey]

very elite indeed

[thin latch]

Ur whale anyway

[silent stratus]

is it just me or is the float on elytron lowk buns

[thin latch]

go beat em

[tall pebble]

Idk honestly I'm old player in this game so I'm getting through without difficulty

[jade raven]

thing would need a separate hotfix update because the way the game works was literally changed

[gaunt peak]

bwo

[junior raven]

[thin latch]

It does, the stats get different values

[quasi shale]

Indeed. Perhaps they are still working on fixing it without messing up the entire mechanic. We will never know how complex the drift system and mechanics are in the coding development

[tall pebble]

God knows what were they trying to fix

[grim frost]

@junior raven

[quasi shale]

It is yeah. I rather drive my Speedtail over it

[junior raven]

You

[grim frost]

[tall pebble]

Why roasting fufu

[jade raven]

its like that one time where they messed up jumping from ramps

[junior raven]

This stupit car

Actually lemme check tonight

[jade raven]

you cant fix that by adjusting something in the servers either

[thin latch]

like max speed = 480changed to max speed = 509 in the source code

[junior raven]

Sin R1 epic

[loud flint]

Leave him alone

[thin latch]

That makes a big difference to computers

[junior raven]

Screw it Im doing emeya riot

[tall pebble]

Which u can get for free next week

[junior raven]

Ik

That’s the worst part

Lemme go ahead and max this goober rq

[grim frost]

I don’t even need the epics

[tall pebble]

Nah the worst part is the car's obsolete

[tall pebble]

Drift speed?

Considering it has no float whatsoever

[fair token]

Next DS jkab will be kicked out from top 5

So sad

[grim frost]

I’ll have to try it when I have time today after work.

[tall pebble]

That is why it was given away for free

[loud flint]

[fair token]

My condolences

[charred crescent]

Holy Senna Bullying at 2989 rank

[gaunt peak]

Is there one single track where X-Bow GTX beats 370Z Nismo

[tall pebble]

I see well drop a cario 270° clip with a pin will watch it after I wake up

[silent stratus]

elytron has like 935 float

but with 40 handling

like??

[gaunt peak]

I'll end your career with 570S

[tall pebble]

Good as long as u don't match my 3041 rank mistral

[silent stratus]

and that nitro is mid

[grim frost]

At least it was free (well it is if you had the tokens to get it)

[glass light]

YES!

[tall pebble]

I had gotten absolut in the process of getting imperium so ye

[silent stratus]

did you max it in se?

[fair token]

Op for div 4

[tall pebble]

I need 4 epics to gold

Got 8 in se

[fair token]

Da first one is flying

[silent stratus]

aeon e absolutely bullies elytron

[tall pebble]

What car is elytron?

[fair token]

Fereante

[silent stratus]

new ds car

[tall pebble]

Ah

I didn't even bother learning the name

Knowing it's trash

Never to be seen winning

In any race

[trail prism]

I'll just call it elytra

Elitra

[tall pebble]

The car is literally sitting between all float cars

And has 0 float

[trail prism]

I hope I get the CC850 key

I have it at 3*

[tall pebble]

U are a year late

[silent stratus]

nah it has like 935 float but worse

[trail prism]

Not really

[tall pebble]

It was given away in mod se

[grim frost]

I could gold mine but I’m poor to upgrade the car.

[silent stratus]

i bet it's another render looks like it to me

[charred osprey]

h

[tall pebble]

It's called bare minimum

[graceful remnant]

whatd you use to get there?

[tall pebble]

I have like 396m credits

[charred osprey]

man I just realized I have no eips for senna gtr

[tall pebble]

[charred osprey]

Their goes my tokens if I buy them

[tall pebble]

Twist u dont

[charred osprey]

I have 43k

[tall pebble]

Not worth

[charred osprey]

yeah

[silent stratus]

twist

[slim scaffold]

1430 * 12

[silent stratus]

is it worth buying 2 centenario eips

[tall pebble]

No

[glass light]

Overclocked 918, overclocked CGT, AVJ

[azure latch]

crozinski i was driving

[trail prism]

This "new floaty mechanic" is rising my cortisol

[tall pebble]

The car remains useless for old players

Even after evo

[arctic olive]

Snuff when sleep

[graceful remnant]

you didnt need allat (i got in today with 918 4012 rank)

[azure latch]

no but i might buy three just because its cheap tbh

[silent stratus]

for a div 4 gauntlet plauer

[glass light]

fuel.

[azure latch]

somewhat usable

[tall pebble]

Just promote to division 5 already

[silent stratus]

1k🥀

[graceful remnant]

I get 10 free refills a day I got in on my last 3 fuel

[azure latch]

but why nerf yourself for poorer rewards

[silent stratus]

i want to farm top 1😡

[graceful remnant]

bc console

[silent stratus]

i only get top 25 in div 5

[tall pebble]

I too farm top 1 without even playing

[silent stratus]

so div 4 better

[glass light]

I’m probably gonna focus on upgrading my SF90xx for Plat 1 since I might be able to get use out of that car

Like how I can utilize my gold 935

[formal pivot]

Consistently ?

[tall pebble]

@formal pivot I hate ur name

[silent stratus]

3k tokens vs 1k tokens

[tall pebble]

And yes

[junior raven]

Cro

[formal pivot]

Only track where I get to use jesko

[tall pebble]

🗞️

[silent stratus]

only track where i get to use agera

[azure latch]

how

[grim frost]

Give me credits

[azure latch]

top 25 in div 5 is very rewarding

[tall pebble]

Basement door is open

[silent stratus]

1k tokens vs 3k tokens

[formal pivot]

Na 2.6k

[gleaming wigeon]

is good car or na

[tall pebble]

Nope

Was good in 2019

[azure latch]

highly doubt you get top 1 consistently

[silent stratus]

i got like 1.8k for top 25 im div 5 last time

[junior raven]

How did you know

[silent stratus]

i get top 3 every single time in div 4

[azure latch]

i know things

[thin latch]

yh

[azure latch]

nah

[thin latch]

Depends, can u drive it?

[azure latch]

so do you need evo cente

[azure latch]

doesn't depend

it's not good

[thin latch]

I can beat vanda with it so its mid

[silent stratus]

i dont even know how evo cent is

[thin latch]

False

[silent stratus]

but my best cars are currently

chiron

ultima gold

zr1

[thin latch]

It beats vanda when u know the maps

[silent stratus]

andddd

4 star pur sport

[thin latch]

donate

Im poor on token

[silent stratus]

its actually almost 6 star i just havent upgraded it bc div 5

[silent stratus]

i have 25k

[thin latch]

How

[silent stratus]

gauntlet and lp

[thin latch]

Oh

[twilit sable]

Why does floaty sometimes feel bugged but then sometimes it doesn’t even tho they messed up the thing with it

[thin latch]

Source code problem

[charred crescent]

2526 rank Cinque bullying goes crazy

[azure latch]

how is "i can beat vanda with it" relevant when with the performance

[tall pebble]

Where were u last easter spotlight

[silent stratus]

that was where i got it from

[tall pebble]

Bruh

I literally got it gold in that spotlight

[silent stratus]

this is my current progress

[silent stratus]

i missed some days

[tall pebble]

From locked

[silent stratus]

laziness

[tall pebble]

U paid for lp

For this mid season

[silent stratus]

i always buy lp

[tall pebble]

[tall pebble]

Slide 1 here

[azure latch]

you brake tap before the 360 sometimes

[tall pebble]

I haven't bought anything in this game eversince imperium ds

[twilit sable]

🙏

[silent stratus]

season too mid to pay more

[twilit sable]

So I subconsciously avoid canceling the float

[silent stratus]

which is a perfectly reasonable decision

you don't need to buy anything after that

[twilit sable]

With nitro and brake tapping

[tall pebble]

(Old ss)

[azure latch]

inadvertently

not subconsciously

[tall pebble]

Spent like $500+ back then

[twilit sable]

Ahh

Cool ig

[azure latch]

(you don't know the difference)

[twilit rain]

english teacher ahh

[silent stratus]

inadvertently: doing something on accident
subconsciously: doing something without knowing you did it

[azure latch]

would say "consciously knowing"

[tall pebble]

Literally me after doing the new update

[quaint glacier]

Ngl today i forgot about asphalt

[silk basin]

chebrolet has a phd in vocabulary

[trail prism]

I don't know what inherently means exactly because I don't English

[twilit rain]

this dude forgot about thing we build roads with

[trail prism]

Concrete?

[twilit rain]

Asphalt

[azure latch]

forgettable game tbh

[trail prism]

Say that again...

[twilit rain]

We build roads with Asphalt, legend

[trail prism]

[twilit rain]

I keep hearing fighter jets above me these days

[graceful remnant]

sorry thats me

[silk basin]

kinda guessable tbh, inherently means its inherited -> passed on

[quaint glacier]

I started playing RM again. And i was trying to get the SF90 there

[trail prism]

Ok makes sense now

Yet I doubt I'll find a context to use it in

Although?

[twilit rain]

I bet he gets wordle words on the first try

[tall pebble]

U 100% inherited some physical features from ur parents

[quaint glacier]

Do we get new events this week?

[trail prism]

Source?

[tall pebble]

Ask ur parents

[twilit rain]

✋ 🙂‍↕️

[silk basin]

but usually applied as like smth that’s logic. Like, AL is inherently a gambling game

[tall pebble]

Anyways

[craggy shoal]

yo

[quaint glacier]

[tall pebble]

[twilit rain]

[silk basin]

oh yeah ppl actually pay real moni in a virtual game

[quaint glacier]

Most of the mobile games are

[silent stratus]

absolute fire

[quaint glacier]

Ngl

But at least asphalt has/had that fun factor. That is the physics that are under the construction now

[trail prism]

What the helly

[silent stratus]

what

[quaint glacier]

Zr1

[silent stratus]

ydz

yes

[trail prism]

[long lava]

How many more stars

[gaunt peak]

👽

[trail prism]

2

[quaint glacier]

4

[gentle pond]

😈

[trail prism]

[quaint glacier]

2+2=4

[trail prism]

Quick maths

[craggy shoal]

no its 22

ez math

[long lava]

So i need 4 stars

[quaint glacier]

Well

No

[glass light]

I was actually doing good…

[quaint glacier]

Ita not 22

[quaint glacier]

Nahh im lying for fun

You’re good

[long lava]

Oh💀

Yay

[quaint glacier]

2* os pain tho good luck

[long lava]

Thanks

[trail prism]

That dog IS NOT human bro

[craggy shoal]

guys 250000 point is hard

[quaint glacier]

If you plan to unlock the ford you can 3* that Dbs

Thats what i am doing

I will not go past of that ford

[gentle pond]

How many cars you have

[quaint glacier]

Per total?

[long lava]

I already have it 2* from launch of unite

[trail prism]

Like 21

[quaint glacier]

[gentle pond]

Total

[trail prism]

36-
Uh

[gentle pond]

🟰

[quaint glacier]

180~

i think

[green steeple]

I got 311

[quaint glacier]

I haven’t played this game since 2023

Or smth like that

This is my 2nd season back

A mistake? Idk

[gentle pond]

Oh you not enough cars

[silent stratus]

worse decision ever

[gentle pond]

Ok

[gentle pond]

K

[quaint glacier]

I kinda missed the game ngl

[twilit rain]

📹

[quaint glacier]

Soo

[twilit rain]

among us emoji

[trail prism]

"All your bases are belong to us" ahh sentence

[silent stratus]

fomo

but still the worst decision ever

[quaint glacier]

Well

I don’t have anything else to play

[gentle pond]

Bro how many cars you in mane id

[restive tusk]

btbt7231 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[quaint glacier]

No way

Is that number banned

[green steeple]

Ye

[silent stratus]

yes

[silent stratus]

what?

[quaint glacier]

Cool

[lone crane]

W

[quaint glacier]

Well 69 is?

[gentle pond]

How many cars you have

[trail prism]

No it's six se-

[silent stratus]

143 + >5 i havent clicked unlock on

[trail prism]

[quaint glacier]

Well i am going back go sleep

Gn

From me

[silent stratus]

gn

[gentle pond]

Hm nice

[quaint glacier]

i will sleep like this

[gentle pond]

Gg

[trail prism]

Also, SF90 league has been quite fun (because I have a very slight Evo tuning on mine)

[brittle elm]

I was defeated by a centenario evo 😭

[rich wagon]

Animo we still have 2nd leg

[craggy shoal]

should i go for porche spyder or porche garret gt

[brittle elm]

Spyder

[craggy shoal]

???

[brittle elm]

Carrera gt gives me nightmares

[bronze ibex]

Spyder is easier to get, the carerra has insane boost

[silent stratus]

sf90 league

[craggy shoal]

alr this is what im doing

[silent stratus]

do i even bother to use onyx considering zr1 beats it in every stat

[craggy shoal]

bruh im silver

[brittle elm]

I'm stuck in gold but i'm too skilled for gold

[craggy shoal]

cuz i dont have good support cars

[silent stratus]

LL background:

[craggy shoal]

wana play with me tomorrow

?

[glass badger]

But the silver cars are good, except for the Trezor.

[craggy shoal]

silver III

[glass badger]

Dayumn

[silent stratus]

im going to end mp1 here because speedtail and ultima aren't in the filter so i have NO champion 2 cars

[graceful remnant]

bros alien whalin

[silent stratus]

but for fun let's use lykan once

[craggy shoal]

no i didnt play for long i found myself at bronzeIII i was silver I

[glass badger]

I'll only finish MP1 when I reach Platinum 1.

[silent stratus]

nah nvm

[graceful remnant]

whatre you using to try and get there

[glass badger]

Pagani zonda R(Free version) and carrera GT Gold

[craggy shoal]

i dont have them

[silent stratus]

wait thats lowk crazy

[lean compass]

chat what star is the 770 ultimate needed at?

[glass badger]

I am so f*cked to reach in platinum 1

[brittle elm]

Ok

[glass badger]

[silent stratus]

you'll get warned for ts btw

[lean compass]

nice bypass pal

[graceful remnant]

nahhh zonda ahh... gt gold cant be bad tho with oc... but i did it with 4012 rank 918 spyder and got to plat 1 today

[brittle elm]

Guys i have 4 months and i'm in chapter 4, is this tuff?

[glass badger]

First time, i not doing ts again

[south oak]

[glass badger]

I don't even have the Spyder, and I considered using the SLR 770 Free.

[lean compass]

is the 770 needed at 3*

[glass badger]

[craggy shoal]

if i get bugatti chiron on konegessege its the jackpot for me

[trail prism]

Top 880

[craggy shoal]

you!!!??

cool

goodnight im out

[undone vine]

good morning

[gaunt peak]

I had a stroke trying to read this

[undone vine]

wwhy

[cyan spruce]

Guys how i got a 918 spyder car that have 4000 rank while my best car was 1000

[undone vine]

What do you mean?

[twilit sable]

Which am I more likely to gold first

[dreamy lance]

good morning. is LP supposed to come with a 2* car? if yes, can somebody confirm which car? I don't seem to see it.

[twilit sable]

Wdym

Like by end of LP you get 2* car?

[undone vine]

what is LP

[twilit sable]

Legend pass

[dreamy lance]

no, I was under the impression that buying the pass gives you a 2* car. or so i thought it was advertised before I purchased. Am I mistaken?

[twilit sable]

Yeah I think it gives you enough blueprints to 2* it

[trail prism]

Two seasons give the same LP car

[twilit sable]

Not always

[trail prism]

[twilit sable]

Currently this season’s LP car is the first support car for the DS

Just like when we got Hyundai Ioniq n

[dreamy lance]

but to unlock is not the same as starring up, is it?

perhaps I misread.

[twilit sable]

Correct it’s different number of bps compared to starring up

But once you’ve completed the Legend pass you should have it 2* and probably higher if you play the Drive syndicate

[dreamy lance]

yes, I have that 911 GT3 already 2*. I will check tomorrow the wording of what I clicked:). thanks

[undone vine]

porsche carrera gt or grand sport which is better

[odd kestrel]

Idk ngl

[queen bobcat]

go beyond

[astral shell]

Weeee

[gaunt peak]

bwo

[gaunt peak]

Carrera GT is essentially a buffed Corvette Grand Sport

[twilit rain]

I need one more eip to gold the carrera gt

[queen bobcat]

10 more let's go

[opal pilot]

and i need one more bp to unlock:,)

still hung over this cro

i got the gauntlet refreshes and everything

well, i’ll have to wait for tomorrow

[queen bobcat]

Gauntlet store

[opal pilot]

cro

[queen bobcat]

Just wait

[opal pilot]

i only have 100 gauntlet tokens left

and uhhhh

next refresh is tmr

[opal pilot]

i know, but the wait is

very painstakingly long

well it’s almost the end of the day here so

yay

[gleaming oar]

Evo cars and spec hunts will drain our tokens/ creds🥀

[queen bobcat]

Panamera star?

[opal pilot]

4*

[queen bobcat]

Oh

[opal pilot]

1 more bp to 5

[queen bobcat]

Nice

[opal pilot]

then i can unlock

i got the paid 919 decal thing

[queen bobcat]

I'm still 2 star

[opal pilot]

i dumped 50$ on the car for bps…

[opal pilot]

real

there’s always gauntlet though

gl fix floaty issue when

[steel summit]

How did u get epics eh

[hollow spear]

5000 💲Right in time for the DS

[steel summit]

[gaunt peak]

I'd like you to donate 5000 seconds in your life to those who actually needs it instead

[steel summit]

[hollow spear]

Ima try my luck

[abstract thistle]

Gauntlet is here

[sullen oar]

?

[languid vector]

kinyltp was softbanned. | scam

[opal pilot]

waiting for refresh still

[azure latch]

smartest AL player

[charred crescent]

Which?

[opal pilot]

panamera

[azure latch]

[twilit sable]

Weekly events for them and trion some from the spotlight it was in

[abstract thistle]

Take my tokens

[steel summit]

Hh

[azure latch]

which spotlight was trion in?

[twilit sable]

The American one with venom I think

[azure latch]

it wasnt

[twilit sable]

Or it might’ve been sum else

Lowk forgot

Yeah I don’t remember

[azure latch]

only S class in that was ME412, Czinger, Bailey, and Venom F5

[twilit sable]

Right

[fervent folio]

Hey guys

[steel summit]

No

[fervent folio]

Jingle spotlight

Hello meh

[steel summit]

Sup

[fervent folio]

How you doing

[steel summit]

meh as always

[silk basin]

nothing like a good ole Italian tune up

[steel summit]

[twilit sable]

Yeah I just realized that Gng

[steel summit]

Well realise it faster

[twilit sable]

I don remember which spotlight

[charred crescent]

240k miles

[steel summit]

Well remember

[old terrace]

am i seeing

[twilit sable]

I got bad memory for mid spotlights

[steel summit]

Rem

Member

[fervent folio]

Is this a boat or a car

[twilit sable]

wtf is that

Ugly pos

[fervent folio]

Hyundai grandeur

[rose acorn]

Ladies and Gent I have proudly survived demotion

[twilit sable]

😭

[fervent folio]

Zamn

[rose acorn]

Demotion is 2,150

[twilit sable]

When champ

I still needa go to champ 2 🥀

[rose acorn]

I dont think I'll reach champ

[silk basin]

when we racin

[twilit sable]

I’m like 2500 rating rn iirc

[rose acorn]

I almost suffered in Plat 1

[fervent folio]

Im in silver 3 lol

[opal pilot]

i already brought all of today’s refreshes in the spotlight 😔

[twilit sable]

Lock in son

[fervent folio]

Heyyy cortisol

[fervent folio]

I cant cuz midterm exams

[twilit sable]

Yikes

[old terrace]

pc hard drive ahh

yk those 3.5

[fervent folio]

If the season ends and im not in gold do i have to start from bronze 3

[twilit sable]

@steel summit I remember

[charred crescent]

Ur sick in the head

[jade raven]

oh the grandeur

[twilit sable]

It’s the Christmas spotlight trion was in 💀

[fervent folio]

Yes

[jade raven]

I like it for what it is

[old terrace]

i cant go past plat 2

[twilit sable]

No wonder I didn’t remember

SL was so mid

[steel summit]

Ok

[fervent folio]

Oh evo infestation

[rose acorn]

There can only be ONE skilled spammer

[twilit sable]

I got past plat 2 with no evo cars

[fervent folio]

Gng why would u use the nilu

[twilit sable]

Can’t be that hard

[rose acorn]

for some reason it had 1 fuel so I decided to use it

[fervent folio]

[silk basin]

goat

[fervent folio]

Fr

[opal pilot]

howdy

[fervent folio]

Yo sup

[opal pilot]

real

[opal pilot]

how’s it going?

btw i didn’t remember you at first

[fervent folio]

Im in school

[steel summit]

[opal pilot]

identity changing 101

[opal pilot]

so peak

[fervent folio]

Ye

[fervent folio]

Class starts in 2 minutes

[opal pilot]

just came back from clothes shopping

[opal pilot]

remember

y = mx + b

[fervent folio]

Ooh

[opal pilot]

or ax

idk

[fervent folio]

Nah, its history time

[opal pilot]

uhhh

america used to be

north america

but then it became america

[fervent folio]

Korean history

[opal pilot]

oh uh

korean girls tend to be cute

sometimes

[fervent folio]

True

[charred osprey]

[jade raven]

[tawdry oracle]

[charred osprey]

Guh

[steel summit]

Qwe

[brittle geyser]

i guess bro

[fervent folio]

Hello gato

[opal pilot]

u da real korean

[charred crescent]

I’m touching some grass. What about yall

[charred osprey]

I'm not even Korean

[brittle geyser]

whats grass

[fervent folio]

I gtg

[opal pilot]

u da real snuffo

[charred osprey]

😭

[opal pilot]

goodluck cro

[silk basin]

Remember cos²x + sin²x = 1

[charred osprey]

Ok I going eep

[charred crescent]

True

[brisk galleon]

that does not classify as grass sir

[charred osprey]

[opal pilot]

korean history 🥀

[steel summit]

Gn

[tawdry oracle]

[steel summit]

[opal pilot]

goodnight snuff

🤑

[brisk galleon]

No Snuffo
You stay awake for eternity

[tawdry oracle]

Always hard to wake up in morning

[charred osprey]

qwerty the goat

[tawdry oracle]

Crine

[charred crescent]

GRASS

[steel summit]

Its 12:40 PM

[opal pilot]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[brisk galleon]

THERE we go

[jade raven]

[charred osprey]

This whole week I haven't wanted to get up for work

[brisk galleon]

mee6 i hate you

[opal pilot]

real

[opal pilot]

also real

[tawdry oracle]

Why not eep

[opal pilot]

really real

[tawdry oracle]

[charred osprey]

Getting up at 3am is not fun

[brisk galleon]

can confirm

ive had to do it for gauntlet sometimes

[steel summit]

About to, but first I want u to sing me lullaby

[opal pilot]

snuffo wanna have some mythical level bbq later today, i upgraded my stuff with tokens

[opal pilot]

u da real sing

[charred osprey]

[tawdry oracle]

[steel summit]

What

[opal pilot]

:3

[steel summit]

[tawdry oracle]

Twinkle twinkle little-

[charred osprey]

listen to asmr mom-

[silk basin]

zro shockwaved in the bbq

[charred osprey]

[steel summit]

Ill just listen to you instead

[charred osprey]

Nah

[steel summit]

[opal pilot]

i can cant make you some

[tawdry oracle]

[steel summit]

[opal pilot]

whoa?

holy that was smooth

[steel summit]

What

[opal pilot]

holy

[charred osprey]

I thought you were male

[steel summit]

[opal pilot]

mommy meh please teach me

🤤

[charred osprey]

[steel summit]

Stop calling me that 😭

[charred osprey]

[vapid tusk]

how is this fair?

[steel summit]

[steel summit]

Fake question

Its not

[charred osprey]

when normal mp1

[outer glacier]

yeah yeah sure

[charred osprey]

with no evo

[opal pilot]

i am male

[steel summit]

Real

Real

[charred osprey]

Better yet when old a9 mp

[opal pilot]

oh so you don’t want mommy roleplay anymore :(

[steel summit]

Real

[tawdry oracle]

At the same time it’s already fair bcz half of people using same car

[steel summit]

We never did ts 😭

[tawdry oracle]

[opal pilot]

lies

[steel summit]

I dont have

Donate me

[vapid tusk]

yeah, I meant the victor and lykan

[steel summit]

😔

[rose acorn]

I lost so badly

[outer glacier]

yeah but I’m not happy
I’m end up having to spend 500 token for SC 🙁

[brisk galleon]

what the hell am i looking at

[steel summit]

No lies cro

[opal pilot]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[brisk galleon]

???? 😭

[rose acorn]

A person who messed up 6767 times in that race that I cant catch up anymore

[opal pilot]

Begone, thou insufferable wretch, whose presence doth sour the very air and whose words fall upon mine ears like the clatter of broken steel! I cast thee from my sight with utter disdain, for thy existence is as a stain upon the tapestry of this realm. Trouble me no further, lest I summon upon thee the full measure of scorn and wrath that thou hast so eagerly invited with thy foolish insolence!

[outer glacier]

✅

[tawdry oracle]

I cant understand the way they placed those cars at same tier ngl

[barren ivy]

supercalifragilisticexpialidociously done!

[opal pilot]

u da real smelling

spelling

holy

please don’t cancel me

[tawdry oracle]

Sf90 should be at CL1 atp

[opal pilot]

how many femboys to make it to legend league

[brisk galleon]

ok bro

[brisk galleon]

what are you TALKING ABOUT

[opal pilot]

Begone, thou insufferable wretch, whose presence doth sour the very air and whose words fall upon mine ears like the clatter of broken steel! I cast thee from my sight with utter disdain, for thy existence is as a stain upon the tapestry of this realm. Trouble me no further, lest I summon upon thee the full measure of scorn and wrath that thou hast so eagerly invited with thy foolish insolence!

do not enrage me, you mischievous delinquent

back off of me at once, pathetic inferior dirt-haired scum

[tawdry oracle]

[next ember]

[opal pilot]

Good sir, thy speech resembleth a goose tap-dancing upon a broken keyboard. Pray return whence thou came, and do not darken this stupid place again with thy chaos.

Thou scuttling gremlin of decay, cease thy chirping! Thy presence be an nuisance in the noble creation of existence.

[next ember]

[opal pilot]

back off of me at once, pathetic inferior dirt-haired scum

am i shaking speare

[next ember]

No but you are spear shaking

[outer glacier]

what is going on chat

[violet canopy]

can someone help me

[dense dune]

[violet canopy]

help

[brittle geyser]

“silence yourself at once scallywag”

[violet canopy]

are their any codes rn?

and whats the best way to get the cars from the events easier? because i saw some it say you have to turn them to 2 stars and 3 ect ect so how

[lofty sapphire]

rare car spotted

[rose acorn]

How well did I stand my ground?

[regal plank]

Me when matchmaking

[stuck wharf]

Ood morning

[rose acorn]

Im scared to be in Champ for some reason all of a sudden

[violet canopy]

cool ig

[regal plank]

You should be

Good luck getting into LL this season

😃

[indigo flax]

What's final two triumph reward of Multiplayer?

[twilit sable]

I’m doing sum so tuff rn

[regal plank]

Idk about LL

[silent stratus]

good luck

[elder warren]

chat is Porsche requirement only 2 stars

[silent stratus]

yeah

[charred crescent]

Doggo is tired and I’m touching grass

🥳

Why is chat not alive

😪

[violet canopy]

to to turn it 2 stars?

[arctic olive]

I played blue prince mb

[charred crescent]

Yes. Only need 2 star

[arctic olive]

Took me 2 hours this run

[violet canopy]

.. how to turn cars 2 stars?

[light fractal]

i six 7 it

so the chat is quite

[violet canopy]

quiet*

[charred crescent]

Banned

[slim scaffold]

ban

[light fractal]

what car in ds shop

all

[charred crescent]

Get him @ Mods

💀

[dense dune]

[light fractal]

theres no kuriya

and hehe

[charred crescent]

[slim scaffold]

[dense dune]

[slim scaffold]

[charred crescent]

[slim scaffold]

[charred crescent]

[slim scaffold]

[charred crescent]

[slim scaffold]

[terse walrus]

Am770 ulti need 3*?

[charred crescent]

[slim scaffold]

aye

[slim scaffold]

[strong forge]

I just did a test run with my newly acquired Porsche 718 CAYMAN and Porch 918 SPYDER Asphalt Edition.

[charred crescent]

Ur not Jack Sparrow

🥀

[slim scaffold]

[charred crescent]

[charred crescent]

[slim scaffold]

i never watched pirate carribean vro

[charred crescent]

WHAT

NAHHHH

dude

[strong forge]

HOW!?

[slim scaffold]

[charred crescent]

Before Amber Turd, there was gonna be a sixth one

I’m so upset they canceled

🥀

[slim scaffold]

[strong forge]

You playing Asphalt rn?

[slim scaffold]

yeee

[charred crescent]

Go watch Pirates of Caribbean NOW

[strong forge]

Go to voice chat and stream, I wanna watch.

[slim scaffold]

no need

[slim scaffold]

aight

[strong forge]

Where is it bruh.

[slim scaffold]

good?

[slim scaffold]

rippo

jo

[indigo flax]

🦛

[indigo flax]

Full of it bro

[twilit sable]

That’s pretty good icl

[indigo flax]

How about Champion I triumph reward?

[smoky drum]

.

.

[arctic olive]

When is decal

[smoky drum]

.

[gaunt peak]

bwo

[graceful remnant]

bro just reposting this at random

[regal plank]

Alien teto

[meager flame]

Yo who the hell coded mp

[glass badger]

chad Sin R1 vs betas vandas

[meager flame]

Why the hell is it that when I get a frame spike my car literally stays in place

[glass badger]

in caribbean

[meager flame]

I was first on a straight, game froze for half a second and I’m last

If ur gonna make the timer keep ticking at least make the car keep moving dammit

[graceful remnant]

lmao shouldve seen what us switch players delat with for the april fools event... the last corner with the cpu and cop cars and all that aprked traffic cause lags pikes of like 5 fps... and timer stays moving smooth while you dont... Sucked

[meager flame]

Dude idk why I’m even lagging

It’s my 3rd round after launching the game

And I’m running an iPhone 17

If the newest base model can’t run a game comfortably there’s smth wrong with the optimization

Especially since this is mainly a handheld game in the first place

[bronze magnet]

ts is not wroth the pain and suffering ngl 🥀

[gaunt peak]

true

[graceful remnant]

once they made it into ALU they screw up optimizing it.

playing on diff devices has pros and cons... playing on a pc top tier settings youll do better... playing on a laggy garbage phone or nintendo switch.....yeah not very fair... lol

[dense dune]

[bronze magnet]

it was great ngl

[meager flame]

Fr

[graceful remnant]

I miss legend

[meager flame]

Used to be able to run the game on an iPhone XR

[graceful remnant]

Gasless drift and og switch unqiue physics top teir

[meager flame]

Graphics barely changed and a 17 is struggling

[graceful remnant]

ppl boight the switch to play a9 for the umique physics.

[slim scaffold]

17 is struggling... damn

[meager flame]

I was trying to get my gyro to work for my pc’s controller

[bronze magnet]

Pixel 9 required Devs Settings intervention to run smoothly

[meager flame]

Cuz I rlly hate the turning on keyboard and controller

[dense dune]

real

[slim scaffold]

bruh

[meager flame]

Unique physics?

[graceful remnant]

yup switch had unique physics outside of global

And gasless drift meant every car drifted smooth as butter and kept speed.

[meager flame]

????

[graceful remnant]

In fact upgrading handling was basically pointless it was so good.

[meager flame]

That’s op as hell wtf

[graceful remnant]

Yup

made the game fun af

[meager flame]

Did the fix it or?

[bronze magnet]

also take a look at old MP1 man

look at that lobby

[graceful remnant]

but ofc with ALU merging everyone to global it all went away...

[bronze magnet]

thriving

and you can actually gain rating normally

[dense dune]

srt8 :

[meager flame]

Bro even then it’s still buns

Everything is to hell istg

[graceful remnant]

there ups and downs to everything but I miss the old ui and game for sure...

gasless drift meant no need for wall riding btw

lol

[dense dune]

i miss the old graphics and mp

send skills

[azure latch]

so meager bruh

nerfed position rewards is so dumb man

[frosty spear]

lol

[graceful remnant]

i miss old a9 too bc Idk why I quit when i was cooking... I got into plat with ds e tense and got legend with asterion like what

thatd never happen nowadays

[glass light]

This DS is seriously starting to piss me off

[past pasture]

Was that the old version of AL?

[glass light]

Why am I failing missions back to BACK?!

[neon cave]

skil issue

[glass light]

[neon cave]

[rose acorn]

Battle of the Vulcans alt account vs main acc

[bronze magnet]

[glass light]

Ok but in all fairness, why do I feel like these cops are like, more aggressive compared to last DS?

Ruined my own run with that one 360 🥀

[tropic tapir]

What is the minimum number of stars required for the DB770 Ultimate to reach 250k points?

[loud flint]

Everyone missing the old Mp now

[indigo flax]

🦝👍

[high grail]

3

[loud flint]

Yes Khoa. Very much so

[indigo flax]

3*

[rose acorn]

I wonder what would happen if this car was given EVO

[loud flint]

Nothing

[bronze magnet]

they might actually fill up the entire image if they keep going 🥀

[loud flint]

If they don’t move sf90 and fix mp1, I’m legit just gonna stick to Redout II

[bronze magnet]

just scrap the whole thing atp and return to A9 🥀

[indigo flax]

Nothing happened

[loud flint]

Return to peak

[bronze magnet]

let the population diverse the league by themselve

LL was working very well back then

[indigo flax]

🦝 🦝 🦝

[bronze magnet]

despite Lykan and Devel is in same class

[rose acorn]

Wouldn't a light EVO likely revive this car increasing its handling while giving small stat increases

[loud flint]

Well at least kings WERE kings of their class

And not everyone has the kings of S class, A, B, etc. It was just mainly if you ran into them🥀

[bronze magnet]

its just fustrating watching GL try to "fix" meanwhile all they literally have to do is nothing at all

[loud flint]

D class and C class actually being usable🥀

[bronze magnet]

you dont even need to
you can drag an Apollo N to LL

[quasi shale]

No axles?

[loud flint]

Cooked

[loud flint]

If only they’d listen to us.

[pure plaza]

Blutoof axle

[quasi shale]

How to drive with no gas and brake pedals:

[loud flint]

But because we don’t give them enough money, they ain’t listening squat

[loud flint]

Sight drive, trust

[pure plaza]

All cars don't have pedals btw

[wicked barn]

Telekinesis

[loud flint]

Fantom lurking

[strong glacier]

Buttons

[strong glacier]

Imagine telekinesis the whole car

[loud flint]

Uhhh

[rose acorn]

Chimera, BUT what about the 1 1

[bronze magnet]

that's just Crazy Frog meme atp

[arctic siren]

well what did you expect from a fake car

[strong glacier]

I mean nowadays gas and brake are all electronic

[loud flint]

Me in my 2008 Honda

Gas pedal goes brrrrr

[strong glacier]

Love my manual+ physical level for parking break

[soft pier]

Drive it like a cozy coupe

Because they are basically oversized cozy coupes

[true gorge]

Is the lp price up or am i just tweaking😭

I swear it wasnt 9.99 usd

[strong glacier]

But many "modern" cars use electronic brakes + automatic. Pedal is just a fake mechanism

[soft pier]

Thats why gl should add detail

[uncut viper]

sleep

[soft pier]

So at some point racing isn't racing because its ai

[tribal tulip]

Yuri haiii

[loud flint]

It used to be 4.99 iirc

[true gorge]

God dammit bro

Gl😭

[tribal tulip]

Hi Fantom

👋