🏎・general

[trail prism]

Relative 🥀

[quartz dome]

Emoji carried

[dense dune]

companion

[lavish geyser]

So whats 1+1=

[chrome surge]

1+1=0

[trail prism]

"An IQ too high?"

[modern parcel]

i just like how i have to wait 20 minutes for seeing how much does brainrot take over my mind

[quartz dome]

Speedrun

[lavish geyser]

Not visually seeing it

[trail prism]

AI fruit soap opera

[chrome surge]

You have to see the bigger picture to comprehend

[modern parcel]

what is that

[quartz dome]

If x=2 what is 5x ?

[dense dune]

algebra 🥀

[quartz dome]

Tiktoktiktok

[trail prism]

He don't know

[chrome surge]

The age you're still stuck at rn

[trail prism]

I got in trouble answering that

[hasty crag]

uh why cant i

[trail prism]

Had to give mi ID to the big Cord

[chrome surge]

Man I love roasting math problems both online and on paper

[modern parcel]

i genuinely don't

[trail prism]

[modern parcel]

and that's a good thing

[quartz dome]

You joined discord in 2022 so your 3 years old brochacho

[modern parcel]

but unfortunatly, i may have to search up brainrot characters later 💔

[trail prism]

Yeah don't look it up it's really brainroting

[quartz dome]

Watch fruit love island then

[dense dune]

hell no

[lavish geyser]

10

[gaunt peak]

512

[modern parcel]

actually is there a wikipedia page for brainrot characters

[trail prism]

That thing

[gaunt peak]

You're saying my wife don't have her own wikipedia page but brainrot characters do

[chrome surge]

By that logic you're not even a year old bro

[gaunt peak]

💔

[quartz dome]

How do you know that that means you watch brainrot :gasp:

[trail prism]

Big Sahur or Mister 'Lero?

[modern parcel]

what are those

genuinely

[quartz dome]

Hmm

[trail prism]

Maybe I need to get sent to Dagestan, lowkirknetanyahuely

[modern parcel]

Do i really want to sacrifice my little to no knowledge on brainrot

[chrome surge]

Why are you so interested in brainrot? Do you have an IQ too high, so you wanna burn them extra IQ brain calories?

[quartz dome]

You said you looked up the brainrot wiki page lmao

[modern parcel]

to learn..i dont think i want to continue with the project anymore

@empty shard i dont think i want to do it anymore 😭

[modern parcel]

no, i was wondering if there was a page on it

[quartz dome]

No

[modern parcel]

roblox game

[chrome surge]

GET Ou-

[chrome surge]

Nice try fool

I ain't falling for that

[trail prism]

[hasty crag]

remember when boost said love you all full homo

that was so peak

[quartz dome]

"Actually there is a wikipedia page for brainrot characters. Bro wasnt wondering

[soft surge]

tung tung tung sahur

[dense dune]

(real)

[modern parcel]

what

[trail prism]

Fortnite already has Big sahur

[trail prism]

And Lady 'rina

[quartz dome]

[soft surge]

you dont know T³ like that

[modern parcel]

ok, seeing all this i aint going to proceed with brainrot 💔

[thick briar]

[trail prism]

You think I don't?

[chrome surge]

Ok now I don't know what half this chat is about anymore

[dense dune]

what is fortnite even about 😭

[quartz dome]

No, i dont T to the power of 3

[trail prism]

[bright walrus]

I do

[bleak bluff]

why don't evo parts appear in se rewards anymore

[quartz dome]

Photographers dream

[trail prism]

More like a nightmare

Tuff

[quartz dome]

Why is bro wearing those boy skirts from the 1100s

[soft surge]

idk ask him

[chrome surge]

Officers!!!

[digital pelican]

💔

[chrome surge]

How good is the sin R1

[digital pelican]

0/10

[chrome surge]

Good for MP and gauntlets?

[quartz dome]

It has very good nitro

But useless

[digital pelican]

It's a second f12td

[quartz dome]

Just a collecters item

[chrome surge]

How many BPs to unlock

[digital pelican]

50

[quartz dome]

30 or 35

[unique pewter]

gold

[digital pelican]

Gimme

[junior raven]

Now do the invis ride

[oak fiber]

When was that decal available

[junior raven]

ESL stream

[quartz dome]

That emoji: "Whoa whoa whoa ladies, one at a time please"

[unique pewter]

free code during 2024 asphalt series

[junior raven]

Bradar didn’t redeem the code 💔

[gaunt peak]

Can't stop wondering what will F80 be like

[vernal thorn]

Hi

[gaunt peak]

Also does the 499P have neg fake accel

[gaunt peak]

Hi

[unique pewter]

yes

[dense dune]

🥀

[gaunt peak]

It felt so weak vro

82 felt like 80

[digital pelican]

La ferrari 2.0

[junior raven]

It’s like 82 smth

[chrome surge]

What does neg fake accel even mean? Like deceleration instead of acceleration?

[quartz dome]

499p is very fun but useless and yet i decided to 3* it

[junior raven]

It means the in game accel is worse than what the stat suggest

[paper tendon]

[junior raven]

And vice versa with fake positive

[gaunt peak]

And IQ too high?

[cursive knoll]

what you doing so late at night

[dense dune]

mine is maxxed

[quartz dome]

Thats just fake accel

[junior raven]

Based server

[dense dune]

[junior raven]

Im not in that whoops

[ebon blaze]

Is this face acdel?

[junior raven]

Yeah?

[dense dune]

(but not fully upgraded)

[chrome surge]

So, fake positive gives more than stats?

[quartz dome]

Where to get that

[digital pelican]

Face

[gaunt peak]

That's what he asked

Buddy

[junior raven]

If you add positive or negative to that you get a different result

[junior raven]

Yeah

[unique pewter]

messed up an umamusume run and I got pissed

[junior raven]

You got it

[quartz dome]

So wth is "neg fake accel" bucko

[junior raven]

h

[chrome surge]

Boy even AL has its own grammar

[ebon blaze]

Sponsorships

[junior raven]

^

[cursive knoll]

and how exactly does this translate to you being awake so late at night?

[unique pewter]

pissed

[cursive knoll]

play doom

[quartz dome]

I only get the 333 sponsor, so do you have to complete that to get that one?

[digital pelican]

@unique pewter alt/bot

[chrome surge]

So, if I say Lykan has fake negative accel, will it be true coz it really feels like it

[graceful remnant]

dk why ppl sayin 50 and such takes 30 bp's to unlock... also its bp is worth 1,200 in legend store for purchase

[ebon blaze]

Wdym 333?

[cursive knoll]

possible

[quartz dome]

I dont remember the name but its the other one in b class

Low rank with rare bps

[ebon blaze]

What brand?

[quartz dome]

Ferrari

[unique pewter]

thanks for ping

[ebon blaze]

Not the f50

The 333 thing

[chrome surge]

[unique pewter]

let me find more info though

[chrome surge]

Both do feels like heavy sumo wrestlers

[unique pewter]

since that account is also in the coc server

[cursive knoll]

sf90 more garbage tho
cuz god i hate driving it in mp1

[quartz dome]

Yeah, i think so. There are 2 low b class ferraris but i have never seen the f50 sponsorship

[digital pelican]

Why

[cursive knoll]

stiff and no fun

[chrome surge]

bro casually flexing his garage and skills

[cursive knoll]

vanda is very fun

[cursive knoll]

huh?

[ebon blaze]

Lol

[digital pelican]

Lyka is way stiffer than sf90

[chrome surge]

Alright alright, I'm holding your coffee

[dense dune]

ok bro

[languid vector]

ava_jessica was softbanned. | bot

[paper tendon]

Huh?

[junior raven]

Fragrant flower server

[gaunt peak]

hot

[cursive knoll]

how does bro know i am a coffee guy

[digital pelican]

DBS gt >>>

[cursive knoll]

:O

[paper tendon]

Oh

Yes

[cursive knoll]

vanda best car

[paper tendon]

I read the manga like 3 times

[chrome surge]

I keep tabs on aliens, it's my job to know

[paper tendon]

Need to do again

[cursive knoll]

that makes you

[gaunt peak]

萬代蘭電子石斛

[chrome surge]

That makes me human

I'm a pure human

[bleak dove]

banda

[quartz dome]

Nooo, morrree Fornite!

[junior raven]

[dense dune]

what is epic games doing 😭 🥀

[quartz dome]

They fired 1000 employees including the guy who designed Jonesy

[dense dune]

yea i heard

[loud flint]

I hope they dissolve low-key

Fortnite needs to die

[charred osprey]

h

[dense dune]

real

[lavish geyser]

Howdy snuff

[loud flint]

We got a large whale here

Bro starring up 918 ae

[crimson glacier]

is it me or server r down

[charred osprey]

[lavish geyser]

How much u spending snuff

[loud flint]

🐳 🐳 🐳

[lavish geyser]

Why snuff

[charred osprey]

20$ on pass that's it

[loud flint]

Bro spending big bucks

[charred osprey]

I'll keep it 3* and ,ax when it comes back

[dense dune]

whale

[loud flint]

“Due to rights with Porsche, the 918 Ae is never coming back. Eat dirt nerds”
-Gameloft probably

[dense dune]

[lavish geyser]

Fufu hows hash

[quartz dome]

I would rather invest in crypto than buy that 🥀

[fading flame]

This decal cost real money?!

[loud flint]

Not even animated

🥀

[keen zephyr]

Too hot that he burnt his tongue

[junior raven]

Fine

Dude you asked me like 3 hours ago

[lavish geyser]

Not like the better 918ae one

[fading flame]

But i like it
Guess I'm just gonna stick with its original color

[quartz dome]

Im no fraud

[loud flint]

918 ae animated decal is nice cause it’s not flashy

[lavish geyser]

Ive got it on

[dense dune]

good old switch days

[lavish geyser]

Really

[dense dune]

h

[fading flame]

So it was free before

[robust pendant]

bruh man

[quartz dome]

For me its, good ol switch lite days when my joysticks were fine

[junior raven]

[robust pendant]

I just can't do below 1:18 with td

😕

[lavish geyser]

Bro the amount of joycons i went through was crazy

[loud flint]

||ur so whale|| @charred osprey

[quartz dome]

For og players yea, it had a rerun that i managed to unlock and get the decal from but it was a long time ago

[lavish geyser]

Your so whale

🐳

[quartz dome]

At least you dont play on switch lite bro 🙏

[dense dune]

for me it was when i got the jesko key from key packs

[fading flame]

Can its special event come back the future?

[lavish geyser]

On switch 2 now

[loud flint]

Joysticks are a crime against controllers

[robust pendant]

bruh man

[fading flame]

I really want this decal

[quartz dome]

Did you buy the individual packs or x10

[robust pendant]

I need to get better

[lavish geyser]

Even though ps has them

[robust pendant]

I hate my skill issue

[lavish geyser]

Toisk

[dense dune]

individual

[lavish geyser]

Its ok

[dense dune]

[quartz dome]

I dont think so because chiron is a very old car

[lavish geyser]

I dont have great skills

[loud flint]

Joy cons are a joke. Things break after you just lightly tap them left too hard

[robust pendant]

struggling on stage 10 mayhem ant

[loud flint]

And cost 90$

[dense dune]

real

[quartz dome]

Individual keypacks was the the meta back then

[fading flame]

Not even a main car in a mayhem event?

[robust pendant]

I 5* my black series just to not get the key

I can't do below 1:18

[loud flint]

Based

Useless car anyway

[dense dune]

i did the same with nevera/c2 packs

[quartz dome]

Only true veterans remember the 100 token reward from weekly comp by getting top 10%

[lavish geyser]

What stage is urs at

[robust pendant]

I mean it's something

[steel summit]

Cheddar

[vestal badger]

I have 6k tokens now

[fading flame]

I mean a chiron mayhem event is not a bad idea

[loud flint]

Grg value ig

[dense dune]

hello eem

[vestal badger]

[dense dune]

[steel summit]

Sup

I just ate kfc

[loud flint]

[steel summit]

[robust pendant]

10 handling nine everything else no commons

no money

[dense dune]

noice

[fading flame]

Quit yapping and improve then

[robust pendant]

so can't upgrade

[vestal badger]

Kinder fried chicken

[loud flint]

Woah chill bro

[steel summit]

[robust pendant]

do you think I'm not ?

[lavish geyser]

Erm i think im 10/11

[quartz dome]

Car can come back, decal prob not unless the se comes back

[steel summit]

Now teach me how to become alien

[fading flame]

Complaining won't help you dawg

[dense dune]

ion know

[loud flint]

Kidneys
Fried
Correctly

[quartz dome]

That was the stone age of a9

[robust pendant]

I'm not complaining really

[steel summit]

Teach me your ways

[robust pendant]

I'm saying that I suck

[steel summit]

[robust pendant]

and I need improvement

[amber saffron]

is the floaties issue thing fixed

[lavish geyser]

U dont

[loud flint]

Nope

[robust pendant]

and I'm trying what I could

[dense dune]

nope

[amber saffron]

shame

[robust pendant]

I can't drive low handling cars

[cerulean cave]

Not a bad Idea...it will add lot of new players to higher league and increase the lobby

[dense dune]

real

[amber saffron]

if you dont learn them you wont be improving

[robust pendant]

still suck at manual

[silk basin]

just float gears

[loud flint]

Because it is real

No word about anything

[silk basin]

no need for clutch pedal in manual

[loud flint]

And they better hear our cry to move sf90 to c1

[robust pendant]

im practicing when I can but I don't think it's efficient or effective

[paper tendon]

[robust pendant]

small improvement but still alot of errors

[quartz dome]

Paranormal alientivities, master cpus dont stand a chance

[lavish geyser]

U dont suck toisk ur get there focus believe and dont keep giving up

[fading flame]

So what? Didn't they make mp1 deader than before already
Many vandas+evo sf90s (new vanda)

[robust pendant]

I'm not giving up ant

I'll keep trying until below 1:18

[lavish geyser]

Then keep trying

[amber saffron]

practicing is constant effort to learn something, im sure the biggest factor affecting you rn with manual is the lack of racing line knowledge

[loud flint]

Believers win

[robust pendant]

even if my car isn't properly upgraded

[robust pendant]

yes that's pretty much it

[junior raven]

[silk basin]

one of my fav tracks ever

[cerulean cave]

Before evo sf90, platinum was dead...remember the 3 player lobby saga where people voted?

[robust pendant]

I need to get used to low handling cars

[quartz dome]

I used to suck at the game, until i discovered asphalt 89. He saved me from being trash and turned me into an alien

[amber saffron]

what cars do you use to practice manual

[lavish geyser]

Yup even i need to focusing that

[cerulean cave]

Wall rides

[robust pendant]

usually anything thats low handling that I have

which is Griffith 918 and some others

[loud flint]

F5 and Aeon

[amber saffron]

noob

[quartz dome]

No, wall rides with slow cars arent good unless they have trash handling, wall rides are for fast cars in S class mainly

[loud flint]

Very noob yes

[robust pendant]

I know i can do this but I'm unsure of what route to take in td

[fading flame]

I've never heard about that one before but i saw asphalt YouTubers pair with like 2 or 3 sometimes 1

[dense dune]

helicopter

[loud flint]

Watch Amogh and them and see their routes

[robust pendant]

chopper

[dusk girder]

Finally 😉

[robust pendant]

he has all track refrance or something ?

[spark tide]

If you want to be good use hard cars (low handling)

[amber saffron]

i love how this game cancel floaties but doesnt cancel the unwanted 360s

[restive tusk]

kego.norrea has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[amber saffron]

i use the battista on mp1

[quartz dome]

Watch asphalt 89, some routes are a bit outdated but it will definitely help you improve, thats how i got really good

[cerulean cave]

Have been Useless for a while

[spark tide]

Nah thats easy to drive

[fading flame]

Except Gauntlet

[amber saffron]

nino farina

[silk basin]

i cast manual blinking

[robust pendant]

I won't get really good at this game I know but I'll get decent enough to not get called buns hopefully

[cerulean cave]

Not division 5

[loud flint]

I still float fine

Got a floatation device

[fading flame]

Are we talking about the og one or the red one?

[quartz dome]

Depends on the mindset, i turned into a switch alien from watching his vids

[amber saffron]

mine cancels itself midway through

[loud flint]

Hold drift

[robust pendant]

practice is what's missing man

[loud flint]

It allows you to keep it for about 2 secs

[quartz dome]

When your track knowledge is good, you can perfect and polish key skills

[robust pendant]

I need a better garage and more skills

[cerulean cave]

The red one...the Og one is still useful in Div 5

[keen tree]

Same when it gonna get fixed any news?

[robust pendant]

I'm pretty sure I need to try more tracks

[vital lance]

more currency?

[robust pendant]

Basically yes

[quartz dome]

These actually werent staged lol

[loud flint]

Also, only floats got nerfed. Punch drift are still fine iirc

So if the car can punch, use it if can

[ebon blaze]

SRT8 Good

And we present to yo

[amber saffron]

what do you mean with hold drift

[loud flint]

Punch punch punch till you float

[keen tree]

What do you mean it got nerfed i thought it was a bug?

[rough sinew]

guys with there be a sin 550 event this season

[ebon blaze]

911 GT1 Good

[loud flint]

360-nitro-then hold the drift button

[ebon blaze]

Star hunt

[amber saffron]

i dont think my finger movement will allow for that

[robust pendant]

it's a bug

[keen tree]

Are were really serious?

[amber saffron]

would that actually work on keyboard

[loud flint]

“ nerfed” or “bug” doesn’t matter. floats were actually originally a bug that is a feature now

[rough sinew]

what

[keen tree]

Exactly

[amber saffron]

??

[keen tree]

Yea i know

[rough sinew]

why you speaking in riddles

[robust pendant]

they're either doing this on purpose or they don't care

[quartz dome]

Why is this fun with the chiron

[keen tree]

I am not are you a new player?

[loud flint]

I’m shocked we haven’t heard anything

[winged halo]

🤏

[keen tree]

Quality is so bad

🥀

[rough sinew]

no and i never had the car so idk whats up with it

[vital lance]

wild.

[rough sinew]

is it bad?

[prime arrow]

my game looks bad bro, i need help

[keen tree]

Ooo ok

[robust pendant]

they don't care

simple

[prime arrow]

can someont tell me how to fix it

[floral bronze]

zzz

[minor steppe]

imperium 🥀

[prime arrow]

its in media

[loud flint]

It’s a race to see who ruins their game first: Gameloft or Epic Games

[keen tree]

Nah we need to do something

[quartz dome]

Because youre entitled and privilaged to pc, have some shame

[loud flint]

We can’t

[keen tree]

We can try

[floral bronze]

not everyone live good with a pc tho

[keen tree]

Nah i didn't meant like that

[loud flint]

We can let them know but they can just not read our cry or feedback

We already know they don’t hear us as stated with this new MP filters

[keen tree]

It was really blurry

[loud flint]

Quan made a whole video about it

[quartz dome]

Icona has terrible barrel physics so i couldve possibly won

[minor steppe]

It has weird physics it's like a gamble to drive it

[keen tree]

Yea so what is the solution then

?

[loud flint]

There is none. It’s out of our hands

[loud flint]

It’s not like we can just march over to GL and demand changes. They have to hear us first

And they can just not listen

[keen tree]

It is in our hands if the whole community comes up and fight against it

[loud flint]

No one is having fun in MP1

[keen tree]

True

[amber saffron]

When money is involved, stocks & investors are worth more than your customers

[loud flint]

🥀

[minor steppe]

ggs
But that was a smooth barrel roll id say that

[keen tree]

Can you send me his video

[vital lance]

choclate egg.

[loud flint]

Look up QuantheAZNpoop

on YT

He’s a mod here too

[floral bronze]

literally the same name

[quartz dome]

Who let bro cook

[floral bronze]

[quartz dome]

Hand reveal :gasp:

[keen tree]

Hmm

[loud flint]

I mean

[floral bronze]

BoostKDGod

[keen tree]

And there isn't a mention about this bug/issue in mod info 🤡

[slim scaffold]

BoostKD

[dense dune]

Boost

[loud flint]

@ boost

[livid condor]

How good is this car at 4*?

[vital lance]

a boosted boost.

[slim scaffold]

BOOSHHT

[loud flint]

Useless

[livid condor]

I thought this car was good.

[loud flint]

It is. But useless

Can’t use it in MP and can’t use it in Gauntlet

[livid condor]

It’s useless at 4 stars?

[loud flint]

Yea

[prime arrow]

hey, my game looks like the graphics are doubled, ive never seen this before. do u know why

[livid condor]

It’s only good at max?

[loud flint]

Yea. But useless

[quartz dome]

Have some shame

Griefed me and still lost 🥀

https://youtu.be/yKXsm7Ko0-w?si=efMSbicav4BjMjBs

[midnight raptor]

Finally something out of this spotlight

It's so dry bruh

[minor steppe]

no way 😭

[random egret]

at least you can play in the steam version so many players can't even launch the game

apparently we have to wait until the next update to have a solution to such an issue

[midnight raptor]

Next update?

[random egret]

yeah thats how incompetent the devs are

[midnight raptor]

Isn't that like a 20 days long period

Just delete the game atp gng

[random egret]

bruh some guy on steam cant launch i checked he has 4.1k hours played

[midnight raptor]

Damn he must be tweaking rn

[random egret]

i already missed out on starring and maxing cars from holi event and appartenly ill missout on nevera time attack which is one of my dream cars

[midnight raptor]

Nevera time attack is still far away

[random egret]

the 20th

ik

[midnight raptor]

Like 13 days or something

[random egret]

i cant get it in such a short time period

if they wont fix till next update

[minor steppe]

Ferrari.mp4

[thin latch]

mp4?

[random egret]

u should check the steam discussions players are furious there

[minor steppe]

wrote that randomly don't mind it

[thin latch]

lol

[barren ivy]

what happened?

[paper tendon]

I think your emotes aren't from the damn server

[random egret]

go check every thread is talking how the game is crashing and it cant launch

and the reply ? the fix should be in the next MAJOR update

[heavy cedar]

[random egret]

which is like in june or something

[junior raven]

Well no crap

[barren ivy]

asphalt doesnt crash for me but i use steam on windows

[junior raven]

They’re from the scanlation page server

Not the official fancord

[steel summit]

[heavy cedar]

Bruh we just got advancements fixed what are they yapping abt now

[random egret]

idk whats going on its affecting a lot of players

[paper tendon]

J

[random egret]

yapping ? the game instantaniousely crashes sure we have achievments but the game doesnt launch since the day of the update

[barren ivy]

what os are they using?

[heavy cedar]

Ive launched it perfectly fine what are these hooligans doin thats causin that (ik you dont know im just sayin stuff)

[random egret]

such incompetent ppl it apparently takes them a Whole season to fix a launching problem whats worse is that it works in the ms store version

[barren ivy]

well they can use that then

[random egret]

you have to link your steam account to gl store and you cant do that since the game crashes

so you have to restart

your entire progress

[burnt vessel]

I Love they Bugatti Bolide

[amber saffron]

does mp give more C11 bps

other than the unlock

[barren ivy]

no

[amber saffron]

bugatti is so boring

[amber saffron]

what does the champion league give then

the rewards for reaching 3, 2 and 1

[barren ivy]

i dont think it gives anything

[junior raven]

Decal for 3

[amber saffron]

so its not worth reaching

[junior raven]

Packs for 2/1/LL

Get to champs 3 and just leave it there

[amber saffron]

are the packs worth it

[barren ivy]

well you can get packs

[amber saffron]

seems about right

[junior raven]

Champs is just the same packs as old LL

And LL now has mistral

I would just play last 2 days if I were you

[dreamy lance]

what's LL?

[junior raven]

Get the 20x LL packs for finishing in top xxxx and get mistral BPs off of that

Legend league

[barren ivy]

legend league

[restive tusk]

turbodb has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[spark tide]

Useless car

[amber saffron]

ill just drag my battista across the little of plat left

[amber saffron]

forgot to mention chopped

[barren ivy]

i want this car, it has quite good accel

[burnt vessel]

i have that little guy

[barren ivy]

i want this too (c tier), its kind of ok but accel at 5* is good

[burnt vessel]

i have it at max

[barren ivy]

nice

[steel summit]

Too slow

So useless

Unfortunately

[burnt vessel]

whaled for its epics

[steel summit]

I golded for rree

Free*

[barren ivy]

dang

[steel summit]

Yeah

Shame cuz like

This one of my fav cars inv

[fathom plume]

broh

[steel summit]

Wow ziz

Still playing eh

[barren ivy]

💀

[fathom plume]

3rd time it happens 😭

[steel summit]

[steel summit]

[fathom plume]

I was just farming this annoying se

[steel summit]

Ahhh I c

Gl men

U da goat

So ez tle for you

[thin latch]

Network issue?

[fathom plume]

this is my mp for like 4 months

[thin latch]

WHere have u been bro

[barren ivy]

mp1 sucks now

[fathom plume]

I'm right here sir

[fathom plume]

mp was the only thing keeping me from quitting this game

now they ruined it

[barren ivy]

yeah

mp2 and mp3 are quite decent, but mp3 is more fun and rewarding

[fathom plume]

I never played mp3

[barren ivy]

i hope they never nerf it

[fading flame]

"This is the end"🗣️🥀

[barren ivy]

you should play it, team pursuit is fun

also whats the rank to go to div 4

[fading flame]

19001

[barren ivy]

dang mine is at 17866

super close

[thin latch]

Packs

[fading flame]

You should be like top 5 in div 3 atp

[thin latch]

Why did Gauntlet get nerfed?

[fading flame]

Nah
I'll save for something else

[thin latch]

Like what?

[minor steppe]

got the sf90 XX?

[thin latch]

Holo is technically free ig

[fading flame]

Yes
To 2*

[barren ivy]

wdym

[thin latch]

Less coins

[minor steppe]

oh wait yeah I should star that up too

[fading flame]

You don't even have fast cars for straight tracks

[minor steppe]

I just got the car

[barren ivy]

well the lego car is quite good

fast accel

[fading flame]

Doesn't matter
All that matters is I'm gonna wait for 499 rerun and start over again

There's still the er9 mayhem and w12 mayhem

[waxen sluice]

Hold your breath and count to ten 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[fading flame]

Probably a new mayhem event as well

[fading flame]

You need the icona and lykan for div 3
High top speed

[granite rivet]

camero with aeropack is smoking

[barren ivy]

im close

[fading flame]

This corvette should be in a class not c class

[floral bronze]

travesty

absolute travesty

[fading flame]

You don't have it unlocked?
You have a long way to go

[barren ivy]

im waiting for thursday so that the s class cup comes

[fading flame]

Yea the lykan takes a really long time to get it to 5*

[sour herald]

Devel May Cry @junior raven

[floral bronze]

coulda be red-white smh

[sour herald]

the tears didn't look good when it was white 😭

[floral bronze]

guh

could you do a white stripe on that tho

[sour herald]

i could give it white hair

[granite rivet]

is this going to be maxed?

[floral bronze]

i wanna see that

[junior raven]

Devel crine

[sour herald]

[junior raven]

Hydra knows ball

Ofc

[dense dune]

[fading flame]

Nah not really

[granite rivet]

4*?

[sour herald]

i saw the DMC season 2 gunfight trailer today on instagram

[fading flame]

What league are you in rn?

[granite rivet]

bronze 1

[sour herald]

so i made it

[junior raven]

[floral bronze]

i shoulda played dmc more after buying every single one of its titles on steam

[junior raven]

I bought 5

Never bothered to play

[fading flame]

Possibly but for me i got a lot of corvette bps till i got it to 3*

[junior raven]

Tbh tho I really want to play DUSK when I can

That’s #1 on the list

[granite rivet]

not corvette bro, the mclaren

[floral bronze]

Dusk is uhhh idk kinda meh
Cracked it and got thru ep 1 tho

[sour herald]

it's lowkey aura

[fading flame]

For mclaren gt i only got it to 2*

[granite rivet]

DOG

i meant for me

am i close to max or 4*

[fading flame]

If you're lucky enough then yea you can get it to max

Mp1 packs are random

[junior raven]

OST harder than UK

Or DMC for that matter

[floral bronze]

Its hulshult
He never fails

[junior raven]

Exactly

[floral bronze]

Lena Raine, Andrew Hulshult and Mick Gordon
If they don't cook, no one does

[junior raven]

3 horsemen of cooking

[sour herald]

wait

fusion

[floral bronze]

The golden trio of modern gaming soundwares

[granite rivet]

not understanding my point but fine ill find out myself

[sour herald]

have you seen the gun scene

the soundtrack is unreleased but it's lowkey going on my playlist when it releases

it's so good

[floral bronze]

Honorable mention: Chris Christodoulou

[sour herald]

ill dm

[floral bronze]

Oh right, we got Evanescence slowly rising up too

[fading flame]

What's your point exactly?
You asked a question and i gave you an answer

[junior raven]

Fire

How is that our first dm

Ever

[sour herald]

idk

[fading flame]

And i told you i didn't get that much mclaren gt bps comparing to the corvette

[sour herald]

average friends interaction or some type s

[fading flame]

And my corvette didn't have any bps before

[sour herald]

like pov: years of friendship, looks inside photos, not a single picture together

literally me with all my irl boys

[junior raven]

When guys will go like 19 years without knowing each others name or having a photo with each other

[sour herald]

genuinely investigate

[junior raven]

Ye

Exactly

[floral bronze]

Time to binge apothecary diaries

[bleak dove]

toby fox

[floral bronze]

Im so bored goddamn

[junior raven]

Oh true

[floral bronze]

I can slap ConcernedApe in there if you wanna have a solo

[junior raven]

DM Dokuro

Ifykyk

[restive tusk]

bad.eline has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

bad.eline has been banned for 3 days

Reason: Too many infractions

Banned until · Apr 9, 2026, 8:57 PM

[dense dune]

[junior raven]

[granite rivet]

bronze is TOO EZ

[sour herald]

[dense dune]

[sour herald]

dont you peeposhy at me

[paper tendon]

[sour herald]

[paper tendon]

[dense dune]

[haughty parrot]

guys i literally did not mean to get in here please kick me out

idk what to do

i joined by accident 😭

[junior raven]

Just leave

There’s a leave button

[fading flame]

You can leave+how did you get here?

[haughty parrot]

oh

[slender stag]

Searching for a leave button that doesnt exist 🥀

[haughty parrot]

i was searching for a certain server

welp

[vapid tusk]

and we stop here for today

[junior raven]

GG

[fading flame]

Couldn't you ask a friend to give you a link to that server?

[shy sable]

I have really bad thing

[granite rivet]

is it permanent free car

or just for this season

[fading flame]

Yes

You can have it for free

[vapid tusk]

you have a good amount of time to get, just reach plat 1 once before they reset the mp rewards pool

[waxen zinc]

throughout this split yes.

[granite rivet]

did they update how car customizations worK? cuz some are free now but others still have to be bought

[waxen zinc]

Basically 6 months i m guessing?

idk.

[shy sable]

In the ferrie event i have 209 conditions and I can’t unlock the 210😖

[gaunt peak]

@twilit rain

[granite rivet]

did they update how car customizations worK? cuz some are free now but others still have to be bought

[waxen zinc]

uh. you lagged?

[granite rivet]

and how do i know which cars are gonna be free to cuztomize or not

[paper tendon]

[granite rivet]

why are you using THAT car

[gaunt peak]

Fun

[fading flame]

What do you mean by that?

You talking about the free try cars?

[waxen zinc]

eh not on this modifier right now.

Maybe non slipstream?

[granite rivet]

no, the car customizations, some require style tokens some dont

but how do i know which do

[gaunt peak]

Who plays MP2 for ranking anyway

[paper tendon]

not even champion 2 is gonna beat sf90 evo 🤣 🙏

[gaunt peak]

Top 5k is fine

[waxen zinc]

KD festival can just make this a blessing/curse.

[urban pecan]

Hi

[paper tendon]

CL2 is really dead

[urban pecan]

Hi

[gaunt peak]

Hi

[modern parcel]

There are cars

[gaunt peak]

Sometimes boats

[modern parcel]

in the sky

[gaunt peak]

down the ocean

[vital lance]

In the heaven

[urban pecan]

Hello, good afternoon. With all due respect, I want to wish you a good week and may God bless you and your family always be well, and you too. Thank you very much for your attention.

[modern parcel]

Boats and cars are

[gaunt peak]

I'm not Christian but thank you

[urban pecan]

I recommend that you do it since God is the only salvation in this world, but I'm not going to force you, I'm just recommending it because if you choose God in your life you will prosper and get ahead.

[restive tusk]

jim5051 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[gaunt peak]

Aight thanks for the advice

I'm not into any religions atm

[fading flame]

Ohhh this was introduced like 8 months ago in the 20 annv update
And as of how do you know is if you have a car you check all the 3 sections for anything that you can buy with style coin

[wheat dock]

i didnt even know it was possible to overspin this bad in a 9x8😭😭😭

[urban pecan]

Nothing good to say, nothing more to add. I'm going to do my own thing. Have a good day.

[fathom plume]

how is worshipping a man gonna save him

[paper tendon]

what did i come to

[fathom plume]

asphalt 9 legends server

[tacit mural]

Some Jehovas witness entered the chat

[waxen zinc]

@granite rivet I m starting to think some past debut SE of cars before ALU (most probable guess) has SE exclusive decals become purchsable.

[fading flame]

+collab decal like mha and hololive+decals that cost real money

[waxen zinc]

uh that doesnt count.

[urban pecan]

It's not about worshipping a man, it's about worshipping your creator. He created you from the earth, and that's why when we die, our body doesn't remain on earth; our soul goes to the kingdom of God. Well, if you are a person who is not a sinner...

[grim frost]

I rather shove shards of glass in my eyes than that, thanks

[void saddle]

Fellow Christian? Tuff

[paper tendon]

you do realize

not everyone is christian

[void saddle]

Anyways whoever put me on

To the dbs superlegerra for plat 1

Love u

Forgot ur name but cheers dude

[tacit mural]

Even better for him
So he can convert

us

[fathom plume]

and somehow if I say jesus is god I'm saved? lmao
what did I even do to get saved at the time of jesus to die for me
and since when was jesus my creator?

[tacit mural]

Or at least try to

[fathom plume]

some people believe a man can be the creator of the heavens and earth

[tacit mural]

Zizzo is on a rampage

[fathom plume]

it blows my mind

[tacit mural]

[void saddle]

If u wanna truly find out u can dm me bra I got some answers for ya if you got the time for it

If not no worries

All luv

[urban pecan]

My brother, time will prove me right. When I die or something happens to you, remember that you haven't accepted God into your life. Well, I'm not going to argue or talk about this subject. Only God or time will make you repent of what you say.

[grim frost]

This dude is probably the same person that would be okay to shoot or deport Jesus without any hesitation because he’s brown while having it in their bio a phrase from the bible

[fathom plume]

pretty sure you don't have answers to my questions since not a single christian was able to answer them

[void saddle]

I can try, if you want we can dm if not again dw

[fathom plume]

no thanks

im okay

[void saddle]

Nw bro

Luv

[fading flame]

Well anyways aren't y'all gonna do something about this chat that turned to religion debate all of a sudden?

[junior raven]

MP fix needs god

[void saddle]

Idk what's going on we can js move on from the religious arguments it always sours things up

[grim frost]

No thanks

[junior raven]

That’s all I will say

[fathom plume]

reminded me of the video "if jesus came to the states and the woman was like if he came here legally he can stay" lmao

[waxen zinc]

Okay we're straying too far to this channel's purpose.

[grim frost]

Dude yes LOL. That’s exactly what it is

[tacit mural]

Even god cannot fix MP1

[waxen zinc]

Get back in line...

[junior raven]

He can

[sour herald]

lowk dont like driving evo SF90

[junior raven]

It’s called revert it

[sour herald]

it kinda sucks

[junior raven]

[junior raven]

Make it fast

Like just max it out in speed

[grim frost]

Yeah if he can fix that, then I’ll change my tune

[junior raven]

It’s fun then

Me when the 79 handling car cannot turn

[tacit mural]

Revert it to the old format which everyone also hated

[paper tendon]

ah

i keep forgetting this stupid update

[waxen zinc]

.......man nothing is gonna work, doesnt it?

[paper tendon]

cancels out 360 float

[tacit mural]

A9 MP

[azure latch]

does brother know

[void saddle]

Happening too regularly for me

[small creek]

probably

[tacit mural]

Only real issue it had was dead lobbies

[grim frost]

Relatable lmao

[tacit mural]

But that is fixed now

[azure latch]

revert to oldest format

[grim frost]

It’s so annoying

[junior raven]

Then got messed up

The main problems we did have were matchmaking (which would be fixed with unite’s populace) and the rewards (also got fixed)

[sour herald]

well like this is my build 🥀

[junior raven]

Meaning just the jump to unite would’ve worked find

[waxen zinc]

well... why was former devteam was super aggro with SE hell on earth, and... uh... crossplay wasnt even on their focus. What were the former team intention though..?

[granite rivet]

so maybe the new decal for the 918ae would be purchasable, cuz i missed out on it

[junior raven]

Hm

[waxen zinc]

it is, idk where you was when the voting/forging was ongoing.

[junior raven]

Can you equip neutral engine without becoming obese

[granite rivet]

i was playing, but i thought the event was useless for me

i didnt really care for the cars

[urban pecan]

“Jesus is the Son of God, and Jehovah God sent him to die for your sins.”

[sour herald]

i dont have it, and also no

it becomes fat

[junior raven]

Sadge

Your current build is fine then

[restive tusk]

faithorn_ has been warned

Reason: quit derailing the chat's purpose.

[sour herald]

i want heavycore PN lowk

[azure latch]

Tian how is he not muted atp

[sour herald]

but also dont have

[junior raven]

Spoke too soon

[paper tendon]

no

just SN is enough

[granite rivet]

would it be 400 style tokens like the decals for the xjr9?

[sour herald]

i think it's slower tho

[azure latch]

i speak and it becomes into existence

[waxen zinc]

it should show the Style currency price.

[junior raven]

I hear technically the shockwave is the fastest on most cars

Problem is it’s not very sustainable so

[waxen zinc]

Also not all are equally priced.

[junior raven]

Not that common

[sour herald]

sf90 doesnt have a SW heavycore 🥀

[junior raven]

Also it depends on if the car even has it

[sour herald]

otherwise i would use

[grim frost]

Thanks, I was about make a comment but nah. Not worth the effort or trouble.

[junior raven]

I think SF90 only has normal and PN right

[paper tendon]

yes

but i think SN is better

can nitrobrake

that wht i use

[granite rivet]

cant buy it yet

[sour herald]

sf90 so twitchy

[grim frost]

Honestly, I kinda like this decal

[granite rivet]

however i can buy these

[paper tendon]

yeah

[granite rivet]

i wish i got it

[paper tendon]

its not smooth eanymore

[gleaming oar]

At last... no more grinding for 6months

[paper tendon]

non evo is smooth

[grim frost]

Style (?) tokens

[granite rivet]

yes

i got like 1200

nope

i got 1500

even more

[sour herald]

bruh

[chilly bramble]

is spending tokens for modificata worth it?

[granite rivet]

if my average rank before new update was like 2500 can i get champ 3 this time around?

[chilly bramble]

i got aperta and carrera maxed out so i can spend tokens on the 750 pack

[urban pecan]

Well, I hope you follow God's advice. That's all I'll say, and have a good day. Goodbye to the person who speaks English.

[tacit mural]

Getting to champ 3 isn't that hard now

[chilly bramble]

i got 41k tokens atm

[tacit mural]

Since all the good players are alr in champ

[granite rivet]

what does the decal look like

[grim frost]

Not really

It’s overranked

[chilly bramble]

oh well

[grizzled pecan]

Thanks bro, have a good day

[grim frost]

whatever

[chilly bramble]

ill just get all the bps i can get

[gleaming oar]

Yes. Just spam zr1 and vanda

[granite rivet]

2* zr1 and i only have 2 epics in my vanda

[waxen zinc]

Ah yes. Light overshadows Neutral.

[chilly bramble]

which should be quite a bit since i got all the cars 6 star and stradale soon 6 star

i cameback yesterday from a break and i caught on the mayhem event too late

🥲

[vapid oasis]

eat my meat

[gleaming oar]

Gl: Ur now a champion!

[grim frost]

From my recollection, it’s going to get kicked out of A Elite once this new Porsche gets added into the A Elite rotation?

[tidal carbon]

Worth it tbh

[waxen zinc]

take what you can until you hit a roadblock.

[granite rivet]

cool

[waxen zinc]

919 Street, yes. As soon it's SE debut and ended at it's specific schedule.

[tidal carbon]

Also

[waxen zinc]

Probably next update or soon whenever.

[sour herald]

919 street doesnt drift as good as i wished 🥀

[junior raven]

Yes

And good riddance

Elite A actually has good cars in it again

[grim frost]

Honestly this car isn’t worth going for. Mostly for the fact that I don’t have enough tokens for it

[tidal carbon]

It’s not floaty but it’s sharp from what I’ve seen

[gleaming oar]

499p fun

[junior raven]

Dude I need 70k to get 919 street

[void saddle]

Its fun but ultimately useless

[tacit mural]

Unless GL generous

[junior raven]

Because battista requires so goddamn much

[tacit mural]

Which I doubt

[vital lance]

Elite A and B class get new members soon.

[junior raven]

5 BP given per car

[grim frost]

I need to look at the car requirements for this event

[junior raven]

That’s generous

[junior raven]

SF90, temerario, 499p, Lexus, Battista and B95

Oh I remembered then all this time

[tacit mural]

Especially since 919 is highest ranked car
They will make its SE as painful as possible

[junior raven]

Nice

[waxen zinc]

medium difficulty.

[tidal carbon]

Key car SE are always more expensive

[waxen zinc]

SF90/Battista under LS.

[junior raven]

This one is really bad for me

[sour herald]

just speedrun battista

[waxen zinc]

the other 4 were held SE some months ago.

[gleaming oar]

B class wild epics better on temario or 488evo?

[tidal carbon]

Just look at JKAB SE from January

[tidal carbon]

Temerario

[sour herald]

i might be able to max teme?

[gleaming oar]

Stiff

[sour herald]

need 28 bps

[junior raven]

I’ve had to abandon battista in LS considering how scarce credits are, i cant really afford to spend on LS cars atp

[grim frost]

My Temerario, Lexus, and B95 are the barriers for me

[gleaming oar]

My only chase car is c1

[junior raven]

I’d say temu just cuz it’s a better car

[tidal carbon]

Lexus was available in Hololive spotlight

[tacit mural]

Only Lexus and B95 for me

[junior raven]

For me it’s B95/battista/lexus

[tacit mural]

But barriers are barriers

[fading flame]

You need to participate in the 5 Porsche events+voting for how do you want the car to look like to win the decal

[junior raven]

I only have 52k

Can reach maybe 55k before the event

[tacit mural]

919 itself will be a barrier too

[grim frost]

Mine is only 5 stars. I sadly couldn’t max it from the event

[junior raven]

This isn’t realistic to catch tbh

[gleaming oar]

Even tho i prefer driving the ferrari ill take ur advice then. But i assume they both gonna be ez gold in spotlights

Xd

[tidal carbon]

How many out of 59?