🏎・general

[barren ivy]

what free car

[smoky river]

Yep

[rigid parrot]

maybe

[quaint glacier]

Mp feels kinda dead… orr i am crazy

[turbid bridge]

#120

[naive anchor]

Bro are u sleeping whole season

[barren ivy]

oh that one wasnt free lol

[naive anchor]

It is dead

[barren ivy]

im just not good at the game

[turbid bridge]

I quit after entering platinum

[quaint glacier]

But like dead dead for real

[naive anchor]

Bruh it is so easy

[turbid bridge]

Oh—

[quaint glacier]

I was top 2k yesterday. Today I didn’t play a single race and i am in top 4k almost

[quaint glacier]

Thats insane

[naive anchor]

Nice

[rigid parrot]

[barren ivy]

well i am not good at the game

[minor raft]

slightly unrelated but squeeze out more shockwaves

[turbid bridge]

I forgot this car exists

[quaint glacier]

Hope they got a nice rest this weekend because they have to do something with the Mp FAST

[rigid parrot]

[rose acorn]

wdym

[rigid parrot]

son

[rose acorn]

squeeze?

[reef whale]

Ayo

[smoky river]

[reef whale]

?

[naive anchor]

🤣🤣🤣

[minor raft]

okay, get more shockwaves

[rigid parrot]

avg aprils fool day experience

[smoky river]

But you get the car

[reef whale]

oh yeah guys i unlocked the sf90

XX stratdale

[naive anchor]

Even. A 5 year old kid can beat u

[rose acorn]

Use more shockwaves??

[rigid parrot]

why 😭

[regal holly]

I got the car tho, somehow

[turbid bridge]

[reef whale]

key

[naive anchor]

Still nice

[minor raft]

you couldve done shockwaves on ramps multiple different times

also

[reef whale]

Nevera R

[minor raft]

your car has more than enough nitro

[reef whale]

Says the BWO alien

[naive anchor]

So what

[minor raft]

so there’s no need to 360 on every straight ramp

[gloomy zinc]

the helly

[rigid parrot]

now what

[junior raven]

🍚

[naive anchor]

Supra mkIV

[reef whale]

Become American

[minor raft]

how is this considered as bwo knowledge 💔

[reef whale]

So what

[naive anchor]

Stop copying me

[minor raft]

[reef whale]

Half of the players dont know how to do anything besides 360/ram

anything actually good anyway

[rigid parrot]

guys who wanna be my

[reef whale]

Ok Renvo

[minor raft]

well true

[brittle pebble]

rice

[rigid parrot]

24/7 ahhhh chat

[hard willow]

ok

[wispy blaze]

Oh come on I'm not one of them >.<

[reef whale]

”Felix” ahh Felix

[barren ivy]

honestly this car is quite good

[minor raft]

nish

[reef whale]

Notice i said half

[hard willow]

true

[naive anchor]

The fact is when u 360 in ramp the car flies little higher compared to non360 jump

[rigid parrot]

"Orange" ahhh rotten Orange

[hard willow]

the run before 1800

[reef whale]

Barrel roll then

[hard willow]

someone explain this

[naive anchor]

It is kinda hard to do

[reef whale]

”Message” ahh message

[minor raft]

migraine inducing league ranges

[barren ivy]

honestly why did gl put the corvette in there

[minor raft]

relatable

[rigid parrot]

"Orange Messaged" ahhh message

[wispy blaze]

"Half" in AL is massive ngl

[hard willow]

im still at gold 1 btw

[reef whale]

And the Pro in your name means nothing?

[barren ivy]

yeah but that car should be in plat

[reef whale]

Devel 16 with cat ears ahh Devel 16 with cat ears

[somber valley]

Where do I go to claim that free car that they are giving out for free

[rigid parrot]

guys what if we got 85x mistral bp in legend

[minor raft]

in the porsche spotlight’s free pass

[reef whale]

They would never be

that generous

[barren ivy]

do these

[reef whale]

20th anniversary ended a few months ago

[barren ivy]

what

[minor raft]

understandable

[wispy blaze]

*Way too generous 🥀

For them 🥀

[hard willow]

as long as i am getting ratings idc

[reef whale]

now we need a 21st anniversary spotlight with the Koenigsegg Jesko

[barren ivy]

cant believe gl heavily nerfed easter event

[reef whale]

i love my ten chiron ps bps

[twilit sable]

Gng what

[reef whale]

so generous

[mossy laurel]

how much is panarema bps cost in spotlight?

[rigid parrot]

they somehow made it worse .... guess its intentional

[minor raft]

i mean

[reef whale]

800

[brittle pebble]

300 or more i think

[minor raft]

obviously it gets a nerf

[hard willow]

minilight btw

[chrome surge]

Forza=🐳

[barren ivy]

in 2025, they used to give 11bps x 5 in races

[reef whale]

[barren ivy]

thats how everyone got it for free

[twilit sable]

How so

Got it while discounted

[minor raft]

i wonder if people really didnt see it coming

[rigid parrot]

GOAT DAYS

[chrome surge]

It's p2w bro

[barren ivy]

but i did not exist in asphalt back then, and im disappointed in seeing gl do such a thing

[barren ivy]

yeah that was pretty much the best event everyone had

[twilit sable]

Skill issue?

[wispy blaze]

It's just the club's name so... 🥀

[vital lance]

skittles issue.

[barren ivy]

whats hard about giving the community good events 😭

[reef whale]

Do you ram people?

[barren ivy]

ok well i mean we did have the porsche event, but its not that good (car stats)

[hard willow]

until collab events

[reef whale]

Do you abuse the vandas power? (Or any other spammer car?

[minor raft]

acceptable

[reef whale]

I love Bugatti such a good informational vid

[kindred scaffold]

Yoo@rigid parrot

[barren ivy]

Nascar!!!

[reef whale]

@rigid parrot

[rigid parrot]

i know u?

[kindred scaffold]

Dude not that

[barren ivy]

honestly should nascar collab with asphalt

[kindred scaffold]

How did you get devil sixteen?

[reef whale]

gauntlet shop

[rigid parrot]

ok..... ig i have venom

[cerulean cave]

I'm not a bad player but platinum 1 is hard rn

[rigid parrot]

wait

[barren ivy]

150k Gauntlet coins + Division V

[reef whale]

Plat is the new gold

[kindred scaffold]

Bro payed real money

[wispy blaze]

Swap "you" with "people", Yes 🥀

[lean ore]

Sir how do you have level 0 leaf icon profile badge

[rigid parrot]

i have no idea

[reef whale]

Do you abuse the Vanda and other spammer cars to sabotage others to achieve an unsportsmanlike win?

[bleak dove]

yes i make sure to charge my ram from time to time 🐏

[tulip sky]

[reef whale]

Unity goober?

[tulip sky]

twin

[reef whale]

Unity goober confirmed

which team

[tulip sky]

how did he know... spica because im not that much of a no-lifer

hbu

[reef whale]

Deneb

[tulip sky]

how much is that per month

[reef whale]

1.5k a day

[tulip sky]

wow

[wispy blaze]

I have to... But I'm definitely not playing dirty 🥀

[reef whale]

wbu

[tulip sky]

pro team has a whole apology channel for that

15k/month

[reef whale]

Understandable

[reef whale]

Not bad i believe mine is 40k acceptable, 45k+ preferred

[tulip sky]

nice, i did 20k this week because i was bored and finished studying during break

[hollow girder]

I just notice my phone have burning mode

[reef whale]

nice

[tulip sky]

temu asphalt 10

[hollow girder]

It just redmagic UI

[chrome surge]

@drowsy fern

[tulip sky]

ik

[storm quest]

Gg tho

[tulip sky]

bro left zr1 battleground to fight in vanda spamfest

[storm quest]

But actually i think they ruined multiplayer

[barren ivy]

gl loves doing that it seems

[tulip sky]

i made a whole rant about it and put it in suggestions

[silent bloom]

Same as me. But I have no cars to use in mp1 so I'm using all the free try ones 😭

[tulip sky]

im still spamming evo nsx in plat 3

[reef whale]

alien?

[reef whale]

LMAO

[chrome surge]

Do quitting races in MP1 reduce rating?

[reef whale]

After a few, yes

[chrome surge]

Wdym after a few?

[reef whale]

Im not sure

probably 2-3

[silent bloom]

For me sometimes it does and sometimes it doesn't

[tulip sky]

my temu zr1

or wish nsx evo gt3

[silent bloom]

Like I quit 4-5 matches back to back but my rank didn't reduce

[ancient tinsel]

imma win a Million gang

[reef whale]

nerfed misson r

[silent bloom]

I need 5 bps more to max the car... BUT NO TOKENS 🥀

[empty shard]

plot twist 1 millionth stream viewer gets 1 mil

[mossy laurel]

just 1 mil more to reach battista 🙏

[smoky river]

Let's see if you can survive plat2

[lofty sapphire]

my air accel outran their light agility

[chrome surge]

It's 1st time for me in plat league ever bruh and I'm at 2 today

But ye I'm getting mauled at plat 2

[smoky river]

Atleast you have all car maxed.. i play with free trial

[left night]

[chrome surge]

No, I don't

My Vanda is 4*

[smoky river]

Bro chill.. that was wind

[chrome surge]

And Carrera is only max

[smoky river]

Prolly

[chrome surge]

Without gold

[left night]

wtf

[mossy laurel]

damm, i used to play with free tries as well exactly 1 year ago , now i have enough cars i dont even touch free tries

what a time it was

cant believe i came this far

[tardy tide]

Did you bought them or earned?

[smoky river]

My bad luck.. i always focused on strengthening gauntlet cars.. then i become weak in Mp1

[mossy laurel]

whar

[mossy laurel]

its okay , it takes time and patience to level up in this game, dont worry

[smoky river]

Also i can't upgrade too much any car lest it would push me into div 4

[tardy tide]

Try updating game app

[mossy laurel]

hahah yeah ik that feeling, was in same situtation once, i holded till prev nov bos , then i went to div 5

[smoky river]

Bro wha

[tardy tide]

How old are you?

[mossy laurel]

whar

[smoky river]

I'm miner

[mossy laurel]

xd

[tardy tide]

10?

[smoky river]

12

[tardy tide]

Hmm..

[smoky river]

Emarald 918

[smoky river]

Do you like this car?

[tardy tide]

Yes it looks good

[smoky river]

Emerald 918 will be released in next patch notes

It is s class car

[tardy tide]

Hmm

[tulip raven]

Bro,
You should never share your age
And you are in eligible to play asphalt

[old peak]

Yo

[tardy tide]

I was just asking casually @tulip raven

[smoky river]

Hi

[tulip raven]

You could be banned

[smoky river]

Let's play room

[old peak]

Wsg

[smoky river]

Bro what

[azure latch]

@unique pewter have a 12yo here

[old peak]

What's good

[smoky river]

Bro i was kidding.. I'm adult okay

[tulip raven]

About to mention

[smoky river]

You don't have to create ruckus

[azure latch]

joking about age is bannable too so

your loss

[smoky river]

Okay I'll mind that

Next time

[tulip raven]

👍

[worn kite]

[smoky river]

Hey man

Whatsup

[copper shadow]

i am -1 years old

[worn kite]

all good , hby

[tranquil wigeon]

Tattle tail ...again. Smh

[smoky river]

Did you like my new 918 spyder

[copper shadow]

all black full kit looks better

[smoky river]

You mean black metal colour

[worn kite]

good

[smoky river]

?

[copper shadow]

wait

[rose acorn]

Aw come on was abt to play Mp1

[torn frigate]

wish I was like you

[copper shadow]

both is good\

[smoky river]

Blue one is better

[rose acorn]

back in!

[torn frigate]

blue eyes blond and perfect hody

[copper shadow]

wth

mods

[smoky river]

Blonde what

[jaunty plover]

another scam?

[smoky river]

I hope mod doesn't notice my chat above

[copper shadow]

didnt u kit out ur car

[smoky river]

No it's custom color

[copper shadow]

put a kit

[smoky river]

What's kit

[copper shadow]

most cars look better with kit

body kit

[smoky river]

Ohhh.. i got it

[copper shadow]

i put a diffuser and front aero

[smoky river]

Bro those are very expensive

[rose acorn]

Vanda Scum

[smoky river]

Wish i could update any one of my car at rank 4000+.. then I'll crush the plat2 with peace

[tranquil dust]

People are now spamming evo ZR1.

[smoky river]

but it will push me into div4

[rose acorn]

I'll just say as long as u have skill with max 918 Spyder its balanced with vanda

[void saddle]

Its just vandas and zr1s in plat 2 atm

[smoky river]

Yep.. It's better than vnda

[jaunty plover]

soon Senna GTR evo will join along with it

[fossil sedge]

zr1-sf90-chiron is the evo cycle

[molten moss]

Olaa

[fossil sedge]

and you still see people crying about banda

[smoky river]

Holla

[molten moss]

Hi pookie

[smoky river]

Bro wha

That's ridiculous

You called me pookie

[modern parcel]

sleep time

[smoky river]

Gn

[silent bloom]

Lol

[molten moss]

I call everyone pookie

[tardy tide]

Yes you are pookie

[silent bloom]

Good night

[molten moss]

Skill issue

[modern parcel]

it's 12 pm

[smoky river]

Ohh it's fine. Just asking if you get aprils fool car key?

[tardy tide]

Why you don't like to be pookie? @smoky river

[tardy tide]

Hahahha

[molten moss]

[smoky river]

Bcz you fit better in that

[smoky river]

Let's play room sometimes

[tardy tide]

Will i

[molten moss]

E

[silent bloom]

What's your garage lvl?

[molten moss]

Is

[smoky river]

18

[molten moss]

Typing

[smoky river]

Hmm..

[tardy tide]

Keep typing... 😄

[silent bloom]

Nice I'm at 16

[molten moss]

Iraana cute name

[smoky river]

Let him

[silent bloom]

** E ** is typing...

[potent nacelle]

mornin

[molten moss]

Finish typing

[tardy tide]

😂

[void saddle]

Evening

[silent bloom]

Nah I will keep typing for about 2k years

[tardy tide]

😂

[potent nacelle]

🥹

[smoky river]

Bro you lucky their

[potent nacelle]

i did 1 run a week ago😝

[smoky river]

After 20th trials

[potent nacelle]

anyway that was #195

[past pasture]

I AM HOME!?

[smoky river]

Wowo.. that escalate faster

[smoky river]

You are in discord

[past pasture]

Not what I meant…

I just arrived home

[smoky river]

Yep, so.. you cooking something?

[past pasture]

No, not right now

[raven geode]

hi

[past pasture]

What do you think happened!

[smoky river]

Hello there,

[past pasture]

I’m going through a heavy loss because my great grandpa passed away!

[smoky river]

I think you will play Asphalt now

[past pasture]

Gosh!

But yes, I am playing AL

Apparently my best car is a C tier car

It’s a Challenger SRT8

[amber iron]

Im short on unlock 499p

[smoky river]

Bro i guess Nissan z, gt are better

[smoky river]

I can give you wildcard

[potent nacelle]

wild cards dont work like that

[dense dune]

[past pasture]

What? I have to make do with what I got!

[minor raft]

man

[smoky river]

Bro you must be at 5000+rank to get 5x bp

[minor raft]

the season name is still “porsche selection pass season”

[smoky river]

Keep doing what you got.. you will made it till end

[rose acorn]

Too bad we didn't get 2026

[torpid stirrup]

Fusion?

[rose acorn]

Did get 6202 though

[smoky river]

Bro that's why i never bought battle pass.. they are expensive.

[long ermine]

something i made out of thin air

[smoky river]

I think it's 220s

[hollow girder]

missed Porsche logo

[dense dune]

Bolide 🥀

[balmy mason]

Never make something out of thin air again

[long ermine]

okay

[open prawn]

where we could find this app or the reward tier current slabs ?

[smoky river]

Even AI would cry over this

[azure latch]

what are you going to do about it

[balmy mason]

bolide evo

[junior raven]

Alright

I got the uhhh

[balmy mason]

A crime against humanity

[junior raven]

C11 decal

Kinda reminds me of XJR one

[azure latch]

is this a

[junior raven]

[azure latch]

minos prime reference

[smoky river]

[torpid stirrup]

@junior raven was that you?

[junior raven]

I was actually thinking of the card game

Good shout

[junior raven]

Yes gg

[azure latch]

oh that too

[junior raven]

I died in the volcano because I had a “personal” notification

Why does the personal notif exist

What does this mean apple

[azure latch]

remember when i said i didnt have a favorite uk ost

[junior raven]

About that

[azure latch]

yea

i lied

[junior raven]

[smoky river]

Ikr

[torpid stirrup]

It's rare to see a light sf90 evo user

[azure latch]

war without reason might be my ultimate favorite

[junior raven]

Mine has a gauntlet setup still

Didn’t bother changing

I won 2/4 races so it worked I guess

[smoky river]

Light sf90 can do floaty

[junior raven]

My favourite

The break core finale

[torpid stirrup]

I use light for mp
Neutral for most gauntlet setups

[azure latch]

bro

[junior raven]

[azure latch]

that part hits so hard

[vague iris]

@zenith frigate

[minor raft]

wow i cant even watch tp replays

[junior raven]

Valid

[zenith frigate]

hi

[azure latch]

hold on my rabbit is dancing on my laptop kb

[torpid stirrup]

It can, but I prefer punches
Top speed too low for that

[junior raven]

Bnuuy?

[azure latch]

yis

[junior raven]

Actually I sent a bnuuy pic in pets

[minor raft]

they keep adding bugs instead of fixing anything oh my god

[azure latch]

leopold is terrorising my device

[junior raven]

#🐈・pets message

[dense dune]

real

[junior raven]

This is why I lost all faith

For every 1 fixed bug a dozen spawn in

[azure latch]

pet that bnuuy for me

[smoky river]

She is female?

[junior raven]

Yes

[smoky river]

Okh

[junior raven]

I can’t decide what my favourite is after fraud

Honestly

It could be the [Title card]

Ofc Insert Disc 3 is also a fan favourite

[azure latch]

ive seen the memes enough to know you mean disintegration loop sir

[orchid charm]

So close damn it all

[junior raven]

“Ultrakill but I have a 1% chance of spawning in 8-3” ahh

[long ermine]

don't do it

[azure latch]

how much milestone are you at

[junior raven]

@junior raven

[orchid charm]

2.5k

[azure latch]

pitiful

[smoky river]

Let her do it

[long ermine]

why do you mention/ping your self

[azure latch]

all that grinding for 2.5k holy damn

i feel for you

[long ermine]

okay whatever

[junior raven]

Because that is the title card drop, kind of

[long ermine]

car?

[junior raven]

It was referring to my nickname

[azure latch]

because @junior raven is a banger ost

[junior raven]

Which is an OST

[smoky river]

I want to have asphalt9 title card

[junior raven]

yeah

[smoky river]

Original sound track

[junior raven]

Like the invincible meme

[azure latch]

placing it in ultrakill tier

[long ermine]

yes, yea, ye , yeah, y

[junior raven]

Oh yeah invincible

That exists

[azure latch]

i will not lie

ndlo evil store theme is funny when shopping

[long ermine]

okay so no lie everyday

[azure latch]

btw fusion

did you see the link i pinged you for in snoofoo server

[junior raven]

I forgot to

I can see now

[azure latch]

o ok

[junior raven]

Yeah I played it when I went shopping on Thursday

Or Friday?

Dementia

[azure latch]

idk i feel like you would have listened to it before but wanna see anyways

[long ermine]

what the

google

[junior raven]

I mean that is a form of PTSD

[long ermine]

oh okay

[junior raven]

but I would delete that

[long ermine]

cool

[radiant leaf]

hello

[azure latch]

google on weed

[junior raven]

The R word isn’t allowed

[azure latch]

but you shouldnt be punished for taht

[junior raven]

I love getting a Mario galaxy 2 ad

When I have the game

[rose acorn]

Like the first decal, but perfer to use the 2nd decal in the last stage

[junior raven]

So much for personalised ads, Google cant even get it right

[rose acorn]

the animated decal is pretty cool ngl

[long ermine]

are you gonna buy some memberships for this guy

[junior raven]

Animated?

[outer glacier]

never

[junior raven]

Wait that’s animated?

[azure latch]

ofc they cant when AI runs it for them

[junior raven]

[azure latch]

neither are animated

i have both and neither of them were animated

[azure latch]

he should AI generate people to buy some memberships for him

[junior raven]

I wanna listen to this with headphones not speaker

Lemme put it up on my switch

[proper spoke]

pay to get replies from a random joe

[azure latch]

sir danny please confirm or deny

[sharp raven]

just get a job atp 💔

[azure latch]

i genuinely do not remember seeing one animated

[proper spoke]

need some context dont you reckon

[azure latch]

o

918AE decals, which is animated

[unique pewter]

the purple 918 AE has some animation

[proper spoke]

purple

[azure latch]

huh

[proper spoke]

rgb

[unique pewter]

it's the purple/blue stripes

those change colours

[smoky river]

Second animated decal drain my phone battery faster.. so i use this on My xbox

[junior raven]

I don’t think I have the purple one equipped

[azure latch]

hm

[junior raven]

Have the lime one

[unique pewter]

it's barely noticeable at first

[rose acorn]

Too ez, makes me wanna wanna drive both 918 Spyder's in mp2

[azure latch]

purple one more sexy tbh

[junior raven]

@azure latch the song so fire I forgot it was a part falling

[azure latch]

HAHAHA

[rose acorn]

Rly?

[azure latch]

me too lol

[junior raven]

I hope the encore level itself gets updated

[junior raven]

Shove [spoilers] into every single encounter

[azure latch]

it's so nice

[smoky river]

You need to had participated in all polls

[long ermine]

:trolley

[junior raven]

This sounds like a smash bros medley ngl

[vital lance]

spoil a spoiler.

[junior raven]

I have it unlocked but not equipped

[proper spoke]

hey

[azure latch]

btw fusion do you know what the lick is

[long ermine]

spoiler spoiling a spoiled guy spoiling water on someone

[azure latch]

in music

[junior raven]

Guitar lick?

Yeah

[silent bloom]

Lol

[azure latch]

ok see if you can find it

[junior raven]

Bro

This sounds like a smash bros 4 medley

So fire but doesn’t sound like ultrakill at all

[azure latch]

i know but i hear like a remnance of it

[proper spoke]

hru fusion

better yet

[junior raven]

Im terrible

But thank you for asking

Hbu

[proper spoke]

wish it gets better

been better too

[junior raven]

That’s good

The only noteworthy thing I’ve done lately is this

[proper spoke]

gg

[azure latch]

pro

[junior raven]

Im still waiting on senna GTR epics

[ancient tinsel]

waasuh

[junior raven]

Only 1 in like

[quartz dome]

forgot that car existed

[junior raven]

A year of unite Ls is diabolical

[rose acorn]

Its time to claim my daily basically guaranteed 4 mp2 wins

[junior raven]

I definitely skipped over it at some point

No way it’s gone this long

[quartz dome]

i hated the original vemom f5 se becase you needed they veyron lol

[junior raven]

@azure latch have you played sonic frontiers

Now it sounds like a cyber space level

[azure latch]

no but i heard its very good to speedrun

[junior raven]

Ah

If you want an idea of what I mean listen to 1-x of the ost for cyber space levels

It sounds just like that

Particularly like 1-4 and 1-5

[smoky river]

Which league has venom? Legend

[rose acorn]

I did not Cook

[azure latch]

bet

[smoky river]

Regera comeback was unexpected

[junior raven]

1-2 is also fire but not relevant to the comparison I made

The rest i don’t remember

[past pasture]

I just upgraded my Challenger SRT8 in which car is better at speed

[paper tendon]

@proper spokesend 12c mister

[past pasture]

Currently my best car

[junior raven]

Because game design is bad and I have only heard like a third of the OST

[azure latch]

lol

[serene pier]

what was this game cooking

[junior raven]

In game anyway

Just skip over most of the random levels

Why did I get an ad 💔

[azure latch]

yea i could tell that the person that made it liked nintendo music

[smoky river]

Venom is goat fr

[junior raven]

Which car?

Well what’s the other

[serene pier]

[minor raft]

that is uh

[azure latch]

i heard some ace attorney ost similarities in there

[minor raft]

genuinely incredible

howd you get that fast spin and dog catch

[junior raven]

Oh no

Destruction of my ear bones

[azure latch]

[paper tendon]

[rose acorn]

Holy burnt im getting burned aive

[junior raven]

Im waiting for it

[smoky river]

[junior raven]

Why isn’t it breaking my ears

[paper tendon]

how

do you lose to twr

[junior raven]

Oh no it’s the intro

[lavish geyser]

[rose acorn]

I need the easter bunny to give me luck today

[junior raven]

[smoky river]

Twr beating venom?

[slow dove]

shlawg lost to a twr

😂 😂

[rose acorn]

I crashed at the finish line

😭

[slow dove]

ok

[past pasture]

The current cars I have is… Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution, BMW Z4 LCI E89, CHEVROLET CAMARO LT, NISSAN 370Z NISMO, DS AUTOMOBILES DS E-TENSE, and DODGE CHALLENGER SRT8

[azure latch]

nice caps lock

[past pasture]

I use a phone for discord

[junior raven]

Yh

[past pasture]

But those are my cars in my garage currently

[junior raven]

The SRT8 is indeed the fastest in raw speed

[smoky river]

How he didn't get Mee6 notice?

[azure latch]

secret

[smoky river]

The bot failed this time

[junior raven]

0-S lore

Okay gang this sounds like a calamity song now

Yharon prelude ahh

[past pasture]

And many C tier cars are under blueprint

[plain temple]

13% career mode completed!!

[junior raven]

@azure latch was the lick for 1-2

[smoky river]

You neew bru?

[vital lance]

Last time I looked, it was a car.

[rose acorn]

I know I will win with this car

[past pasture]

Including some B tier and A tier cars

[spring chasm]

Why does everyone spam grandsport at platinum?

[azure latch]

its before the key change

[spring chasm]

Its annoying

[azure latch]

like he actually used it to segue the keychange

[junior raven]

Oh

Yeah okay

I definitely heard that

[lavish geyser]

How u feeling fufu

[junior raven]

Impossible to miss a destruction of the senses

[junior raven]

Still crap

I feel like a slipping clutch

[plain temple]

Sorta kinda yeah

[lavish geyser]

Well im falling down to that

[junior raven]

Failing to engage

[azure latch]

destruction of the sense but it's actual music this time

[rose acorn]

I did this with my mac severly thermal throtling

[smoky river]

We can play room sometime you know

[past pasture]

This is the appearance of my SRT8

[rose acorn]

I bet I have so much skill

[azure latch]

it really appeals to my classical music side

[lavish geyser]

Bro me feel more like im misfiring but dont understand why or how to repair it

[junior raven]

Instead of a fork scraping a prison cell?

The innovation is crazy

[azure latch]

yea lmao

[smoky river]

Why does it look 3d.. like out of your laptop

[junior raven]

I mean it’s not that hard to repair

[green steeple]

How we unlock this my club mate got it

[past pasture]

I play on PS4 ok…

[junior raven]

You apply the same logic from “thick of it”

[smoky river]

Reach plat1

[vital lance]

Platinum 1.

[past pasture]

Could you not question everything!

[lavish geyser]

Plat 1

[green steeple]

Ok

[plain temple]

I’d be down

[junior raven]

Different artist, different scale, different lyrics, different instrumentation

[junior raven]

Reach platinum 1

Theres also a decal for free at champions 3

[smoky river]

Ok bro.. Will meet later

[junior raven]

Which is right after

I’d wait a bit Jason since it’s hard rn 😅

[lavish geyser]

Cant reach that with the way im performing

[junior raven]

I hit champs

4 player races tho

[vital lance]

you wil get to max C11 in triumph rewards when uou reach Platinum 1.

[lavish geyser]

The misfiring issue fufu its like i suddenly become a newbie when in mp

[potent nacelle]

💀

[lavish geyser]

Gold i swept through

[potent nacelle]

plat1

[void saddle]

Im stuck at plat 1

[lavish geyser]

But then all of a sudden my skills just weren’t working

[void saddle]

Gonna wait out till end of this mp1 and then get champ

[rose acorn]

This is too brutal

[azure latch]

might stream nonstop to champ after i finish assignments

[rose acorn]

spammers won

[void saddle]

Woah

[potent nacelle]

they really be givin the mosler to anyone

[void saddle]

Lol

[junior raven]

It’s painful

Also you said you would do Uk

[azure latch]

i figure

[junior raven]

[azure latch]

UK first

priorities

[junior raven]

Exactly

[azure latch]

i must teabag v2 once more

[junior raven]

Aw dang he knows

[azure latch]

also duel,

[junior raven]

[azure latch]

i know too much bro

[lavish geyser]

Fufu how do u know when ur driving decent

[junior raven]

How much spoileronis have you seen past greed

[azure latch]

theyre after m--

[rose acorn]

wdym no event or free try rn

[junior raven]

When you don’t look at the end race time and you didn’t do a gallardo time in a high end car

[azure latch]

uh enough to know that i can give ferryman a coin

[rose acorn]

I just got the car back then

[azure latch]

and how to activate secret 6-1 boss

[void saddle]

I wasnt there for the mosler

[junior raven]

He knows too much

[rose acorn]

Anyway redemption Arc

[junior raven]

To be left alive

[oak hill]

Where is mystic

[junior raven]

Execute order 66

[void saddle]

Wish I got it but I get bored so often

[azure latch]

v1 is approaching my location

[lavish geyser]

Got to workout why my skills just ain’t working

[junior raven]

[lavish geyser]

Where i can regain my confidence

[azure latch]

machine

[junior raven]

Are you manual or TD

[azure latch]

turn back now

[junior raven]

I forgot

[lavish geyser]

Manual

[azure latch]

i have--i have a family machine

[junior raven]

[junior raven]

My girlfriends await me

Or actually no

[inland owl]

Hi

[modern parcel]

You got one?

[junior raven]

They say they’re his “children”

No not me lmao

[lavish geyser]

?

[potent nacelle]

plat2

[junior raven]

Uhhhh

[lavish geyser]

Confusing

[inland owl]

._.

[junior raven]

Just practice in PL ig

[steady terrace]

why did GL take so long to fix the floaty bug

[azure latch]

bro talking about the powers EVEN though we discussing that they have no gender

[junior raven]

*why are they

[azure latch]

gf = genderless friends

[green steeple]

I can not see blueprints

[junior raven]

Still currently haven’t fixed them

[lavish geyser]

Triumph reward

[junior raven]

They have a feminine voice

[azure latch]

i fixed it

[junior raven]

It can be implied

[vital lance]

Do you have birds too?

[junior raven]

[azure latch]

thats what i said bor

[paper tendon]

[junior raven]

Using what you said against you

[junior raven]

They don’t show but they are there

[smoky river]

UNO reverse card

[junior raven]

It’s a display bug I think

[unique pewter]

one thing I continue to notice is that this community is so floaty-coded

[modern parcel]

i can find a bird

[junior raven]

I didn’t see them until the game told me that

[plain temple]

Bet!!

[vital lance]

nope you can only see them yhen you get triumph rewards.

[azure latch]

thats a woman move bro you cannot be serious

[smoky river]

Yep. Especially when the day gl messed with 360 floaty

[flat walrus]

this looks nuts

[unique pewter]

a lot of people just refer to the drift exit bug as floaty bug without even realising this affects everything related to exiting a 360

[azure latch]

quan

[pallid knoll]

Hi

[azure latch]

floaty is the only thing that matters

[junior raven]

Yeah true

[azure latch]

which is why pudong best map

[heavy cedar]

360 floats work like 50% of the time for me

[azure latch]

which is why 918AE best car

[modern parcel]

edit it

[flat walrus]

so floaty arent part of the game itself

[junior raven]

I internally think of it as a “catch bug”

[vital lance]

cats and rams.

[junior raven]

Since it makes it hard to catch

[junior raven]

*918.5

[azure latch]

always was hard for me to catch

because brake key kept dying

[junior raven]

How about you catch some

[lavish geyser]

Hi quan the charizard happy Easter

[junior raven]

Nvm

[unique pewter]

meaning there are way bigger issues than just the floaty, such as unnatural snap after landing from a 360 or basically losing 200km/h from an accidental 360 if you do not know the workaround

[azure latch]

||fistful of dollar||

[junior raven]

@unique pewter speaking of which

Just popped up in fyp

[distant sinew]

Wtf is huik

[junior raven]

When the car like

Slips

[azure latch]

so...nothings changed
because that's what i face on a daily basis

[vital lance]

I thought it was your pets at home.

[junior raven]

It’s meant to be an onomatopoeia

[distant sinew]

So like a sound effect?

[junior raven]

Yeah

[marble tendon]

Yo

[distant sinew]

Oh I see

[azure latch]

yea

[modern parcel]

i got 0 pets

[junior raven]

Like a slip sound

[marble tendon]

Hy guys

[junior raven]

Helo

[marble tendon]

I am new

[junior raven]

Oh also @distant sinew GG in ace challenges

[distant sinew]

Like one of those cartoon ones

[radiant leaf]

welcome

[vital lance]

ok sorry misunderstanding.

[marble tendon]

I joined now exact now

[junior raven]

I am late

[smoky river]

I'm new like you... We

[rose acorn]

This thing can go 300MPH+ with nitro when maxed right?

[junior raven]

Yes

[distant sinew]

Oh

Thanks

[marble tendon]

But I am not player of this game

[junior raven]

It goes uh 510 with nitro?

[smoky river]

If it's night outside your window

[junior raven]

I forgot how fast agera is

[distant sinew]

[junior raven]

[marble tendon]

Guys you want to see my drawing

[smoky river]

Yep

[junior raven]

Drawing of what

[marble tendon]

Nah anime drawings

[junior raven]

Erm

[unique pewter]

@distant sinew donate skills

[azure latch]

510 with nitro

[unique pewter]

[marble tendon]

How to send

[azure latch]

484.8 without

[junior raven]

Damn it

I was thinking 510

[azure latch]

so close bro

[marble tendon]

How to send drawings

[azure latch]

so close

[junior raven]

[azure latch]

[junior raven]

Is it bad I only remember car nitro speeds and not bases

[marble tendon]

Let me download game

[potent nacelle]

time to push plat1

[midnight orbit]

Best build for evo senna gtr?

[junior raven]

Become chat level 5

[junior raven]

You can check this in #🪅・bot-commands

Using !rank

[wicked mauve]

I used 13500 tokens for centenario

[junior raven]

None really

[wicked mauve]

🥀

[junior raven]

Just have all 5 slots filled with something

That’s my advice

[marble tendon]

Ok

Thanks

Guys afk i want to go

[junior raven]

Wondering if I should spend

Uh

30k on valkyrie

Or less than

[wicked mauve]

No

[junior raven]

Not the Bps

The tickets

I was originally planning to but then I forgot about it

[soft surge]

i need so much credits :/

[smoky river]

Bro watch' ad like tis

[twilit sable]

Anyone having trouble queuing mp2 rn? Or is my internet just that ahh

[junior raven]

Seems fine to me

[smoky river]

Reset wifi

[green steeple]

Ok I do not do multiplayer 1 so im not bothered

[soft surge]

i dont watch ads since im on ps5

[twilit sable]

What does this even mean

Reset it how

[smoky river]

Bro you don't need ads.. you need 💳 💰

[vital lance]

ok.

[soft surge]

network reset

[potent nacelle]

+10 is great

[twilit sable]

My WiFi shows full bars

[soft surge]

it could be lying to you

whats ur ping

[vital lance]

Mars bars.

[twilit sable]

No idea

[soft surge]

or wifi speed

[boreal stirrup]

They gave the car and the decal. WOW

[storm tiger]

schrodingers bars ?

[smoky river]

Umm.. you press a black button 🔘 that says start/stop

[gusty glen]

i still havent gotten the c11

[smoky river]

Bro which car your using in plat 2

[vital lance]

Champion 3.

[boreal stirrup]

Senna GTR light build helped me

[smoky river]

You need to beat evo zr1 and Vanda in plat 2

[twilit sable]

Says latency is 4ms

[smoky river]

Bro you are 🐋 fr

[twilit sable]

Gng what are u talking about

[smoky river]

Your router could be different.. i mean to say

[soft surge]

yis

[boreal stirrup]

15M credits is it all took for me to gold from scratch. I had 5 wild EIPs in advance

[twilit sable]

[smoky river]

How much token?

[distant sinew]

I have trash skills

[twilit sable]

Latency is ping right

[distant sinew]

I can't drive

[soft surge]

yes

[void saddle]

Up to plat 1 I used gold huracan

[arctic olive]

Finally beat plat II with Carrera 🥰

[distant sinew]

[boreal stirrup]

I've most of the cars at max stars. GTR was already 5 ⭐. No credits to upgrade all those cars

[twilit sable]

So 4ms latency is really good

[smoky river]

I've 26 k token and 0 bps.. shall i unlock senna gtr @boreal stirrup

[void saddle]

Nothing else of mine is well upgraded until champion

Im so cooked dude

[twilit sable]

According to google

[boreal stirrup]

You've ZR1?

[soft surge]

yea

[smoky river]

No. I've no evo car

[twilit sable]

Yeah so I don’t think it’s my WiFi

[smoky river]

I don't have vanda maxed

[boreal stirrup]

It's hard to tell ya. Vanda at least?

[boreal stirrup]

Oops

[smoky river]

Only 4*

[boreal stirrup]

Your best car in Platinum?

[rose acorn]

My controls randomly stopped working thoughout some of the race plus the broklen 360 floaty also interrupted me but I still got a solid place! The video clip is an example of one of my controls not working

[hollow condor]

Guys can i get a A3

[marble tendon]

Guys

Guys I am noob

How to make lvl

[void saddle]

Play

[smoky river]

I think rn at plat2.. I've 4* vanda, 4* 918 spyder and 4* 9x8

[fresh oak]

Yoo

[smoky river]

Bro i think you should sleep

It's night

[smoky river]

Hi

[marble tendon]

Nah broo

[vital lance]

hello.

[marble tendon]

I am not tired

[vital lance]

noob raj.

[smoky river]

Yep Tomorrow you be going to school.. so sleep early

[marble tendon]

You want to you can sleep

[boreal stirrup]

If you want BoS, then save tokens

If your priority is MP1 and you've SF90 evo, then go for GTR right now.

[marble tendon]

[twilit sable]

It’s working again

[smoky river]

I'll go with BOS. thx

[smoky river]

I think your reaction were late

[marble tendon]

Yea I think doo

[molten moss]

Then do it pookie

[marble tendon]

Bruh soo

[smoky river]

Let's play room race.. and I'll show you who is pro

[vital lance]

bruhtal soo.

[unique pewter]

no smurf

[marble tendon]

Yea my keyboard is mad 😠

[distant sinew]

[smoky river]

Yep, that's the testosterone running through kb

Let it flow through electronics

[tender trench]

so many ppl playing a9 now

[smoky river]

Hi there

[tender trench]

meanwhile i'm stuck with ALU

[tranquil dust]

https://youtu.be/lfE6aZntnfQ

[smoky river]

Bro wha

We all playing alu