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something like that
He speaks the truth 🙄
idk
Capitalist propaganda
💀
probably lmao
ok apollo n is best
I was in top 6202 but i know it they gonna do at 3am i didn't get the key
🥀
aula??
real and bro got caribbean 
dam ur country got beef with china
sadd
for aula?
bro missed the key by 0.3 seconds 💀
From Amazon?
Ye ik was just curious
guys
look
a snek
it beatiful
Wassup guyz

i am meh 🗣️
"I am eem" 
Who got jag key

hi guys i just ate 2 packs of instant noodles should i eat 2 more

No idea
me, got turned into TC
u want it?
Confarts

i got a jaguar in my house
sup yale
Like the animal?
Hi low battery
Can you guys tell me how to get the ford shelter
my SCHOOL HAS watches that are made of diamons what
yes
Ford what now
Tf is a Ford shelter

Bruh the kb itself is 89$ while I have to pay 260% more💀 , not a lot he says😒
Ford shelter
drippin ice they got? damnnnn
they be rich
ye hes not very good so
son im crine
we got keyboards aswell
How tf
Oh i mean ford shelby
what the hell of school you going to bruh
My region not available on newegg
vruh
Gd reference 🔥 🗣️
its blue key guh
"focus"
we got a dedicated apple store
🗣️
🥀 
😭
Has the animated decal for nissan italidesign been released?
Btw thought I asked some help about my new apple
It's been an incredible ride and fall 😔
oh u got some apple?
Wait what's gonna happen
what u need help wiuth
Ye
I got apple
Server's shutting down
thats what I love to see
my school got all the gaming stuff
So, you wanna help or what
what kind of help u need
Not fall guys 😭
why im not surprised
I'm clueless gib me some info 
i miss my old acc (when the 9 wasnt replaced AND i was on ios)
u going to gaming school
Epic games dum as hell
Since you're an apple guy you'd know how to improve it, no?
Dream skool
Fortnite and fall guys in the trenches
iphone?
My apple tastes sour and soggy, help make it taste better
I just ruined everyone's day. Great.
Hopefully they get back on track man
definitely, that game rarely has anything besides a shop full of rubbish
I wanna go in a time machine man
sweetness, chill it for it to reduce soggy
not a bad amount I guess
trade 
cars 107, 108, 109, 110
u can add honey, sugar sprinkle, carmel(best one)
its all just cycles
u guys remember before legends was ASPHALT 9 (the same game btw)
I didn't get the key 
Say what
Same name cro
Asphalt 9 legends
Hi

Congrats
Sup
it just removed 9 cro 
Good wby?
Not like that 🙁
It just removed 9 and put unite innit
You really are an apple expert through and through 
Top
ye
Good
pretty much
Gyk:))))
and then deleted unite 
Who's good at windows tho

also if it gets bad u can repurpose it, apple crisps, apple pie, oatmill mix ins
use it for baking
and smoothies

Next rebrand gonna be called Asphalt
Replace glass
Then as-
next title update removes legends and brings back unite 

Next rebrand asphalt legends resurrection
the art of being smart

Back to P2W🗣️
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
What apple is the best
green apple 
It also keeps the bank account away
how far could i get with ccgs, because i dont have huracan or vanda at max stars
bouta drop 50usd on some keyboard switches my bank is fine
declined 
Wait if an apple keeps a doctor away does the doctor eat it to avoid the other doctors or they fear it 
the doctor becomes unemployed and then eat it
Stop whaling bruh. Have mercy on those poor whales
They gotta be unemployed
whale some water filtering
What if a doctor gets sick do they appoint themselves or they cure themselves 
That's gotta be dry out
are u sure
@gusty glen Comment on wifi adapter
That wifi ain't adapting man


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💯
If whaling is their power what are they without it

a fih
ok socrates
Nah I'm temu
@bronze magnet When did you join ellites and leave MA
I'm not a crate cro
Oh wow I actually did it thought I wouldn’t make it
MODS
MODS
i'm in the trenches bro
nah but fr @unique pewter
Lowk imma screenshot ts
do u not have carrera?
4*
pluh
rip dudes acc
rough
but also too broke to upgrade it
O noble brother of unrivaled courage and wisdom, thou whose valor shines brighter than a thousand suns across the tempestuous seas of fate, prepare thyself, for marvels untold await us!
It's gonna be teiover
back off of me at once, pathetic inferior dirt-haired scum
do not enrage me, you mischievous delinquent
asphalt shenanigans
Brother
👍👍
i could get the other 21 bps i need to max star it in the spotlight but im focused on panamera
Rip Mr Skeleton
He's already dead but he still doesn't even know it
may i have some oats

in the same situation :(( what do I do
when in doubt, play mp2
Didn’t know this was a screen
when in doubt buy 20 gameloft club bundles
already finished it xD
This man is already dead, but he doesn't know it yet. 🎅 🐡
the milestones
ch
not an excuse
i play mp2 regardless of my milestone progress
That's not hehe cro 
nOOO
@opal pilot
hacker
real
VRO WHAT
you would get banned too
delicious
Just Incase MAN
@blazing roost 
I'm dming them cro
@gusty glen
no
YESSIR
delete it
Nay, foul creature, thy request hath been struck down by the thunderous hand of destiny!
I deleted my attachment
when
change of topics
nononono i was talking abt the other guy
Change of scene
real
How have the mods not removed it are they on holiday 😂
i think he deleted the msg
Multiple Organ Dysfunction Syndrome (aka mods) is very bad
looks like the badahh building from borderlands 2
I just can't let go bro
real
yes, some are on holiday i guess
Easter + Sunday

bros attached
i just finished borderlands 2
@charred ospreyban em
Wth just happened when I left?
This might dry out later
Verily, it is so decreed by the eternal council of the stars and moons!
Interlude means in music means short version
Some stuff for uh
I call it

Bad
whale
Snuffo the goat
Goated cars
@waxen vessel
Ples help snuff
new type of "Mr beast" scam
Wassup
softban them
Hello coco
@warped island
how has this been here since 2025
Where?

Did you see my dm last time?
mods do ur job
Hi
O noble brother of unrivaled courage and wisdom, thou whose valor shines brighter than a thousand suns across the tempestuous seas of fate, prepare thyself, for marvels untold await us!
Nay, foul creature, thy request hath been struck down by the thunderous hand of destiny!
wtf??
🙏
.
Where?
I just came, so idk pretty much
bro*
no*
Wrong reply
check #🏁・grand-prix #⚔・gauntlet
some1 wrote a very bad thing 
Should I reply to it so you can see?
rip to him (emote RIP)
im so hungry
real
I came I saw
what.
I left
ok somebody else softbanned them
Reason: Bad word usage
Reason: Too many infractions
You finna get banned cro
Not to be that guy
all of them are from mods
No more sin in LS
Unfortunately we cannot do anything about dms... We can't take action here so it's better to report them to discord and block them
Skill issue bradar
he didn't even mean't this 
Alright but I tried tho 
And the ghost is here

PUYO111!!
Hloo
Puyol
mas when

Did they ban 67?
im supposed to be maxing it this event
Wth
In chat?
yes
Yes sir indeed
if someone were to try it, would yoou remove the warn
we can say it again???
Reason: Bad word usage

No
Kinda craving a blueberry muffin
wtf
Gotta enjoy someone saying that number and gets banned of infractions 
GL literally give that amount of tokens in april fool

is banned?

We can't say 68?
Reason: Bad word usage
Hammer

Nice speed run
+1?
😂
Bro gotta dig his grave

-1
Nh
@waxen vessel @waxen vessel @waxen vessel hi
cro
He said 67 is mosquito 67 is frustrating
lowk the worst case scenario
they gave 7²+18 as April fools code btw
Reason: Bad word usage
Yeah imma just dip out for now
Wtf
crazy
I'm low in battery rn
damn

ppl be speed running the warning
Why y'all saying it? And getting warn?
REE6 working hard
Bye guyz
also
what
and job with the * is also a blacklisted work
Work all day and then I wake up, work all day and then I wake up 🗣️
yo coco you can't say that

such tyranny
Ali
that's a bad word coco, the mods will ban you
This scenes unfolding is so peak
hi coco
Ok I won't say wtf
This car was in DS? When?
How can a mod get banned by a mod
Hi lil yale
No, just special decal
Is it just me or anyone feel like that after update when u land from a jump and drift the drift stops instantly
Hi big ant
Same with nissan
what irony we can't say 7²+18 here but well idk what in Instagram Brainrot reels
awesomee
The old B one

and its just Kuriya calling mosler and every other car that word 
I forgot the name
Super?
For me after the update sometimes my 360s dont register
1 sec
Like when im doing a floaty
Reason: Bad word usage
idk maybe the pope
Not lying
Never gonna give you up
Yeah there is something different about controls
Yea
Never gonna let u down
weirdest upgrade ever
Never gonna run around and desert you
Money
How much in dollas
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
can anyone explain why 66+1 is bad for some reason
It depends on how much the decal bundle costs.
and not 69
Imma just sip some Gatorade in the middle of the night
okay so uh
Braindead thing
is my laptop gpu at 86 degree celsius while playing normal
So we've gotten to the point where we are restricted from mentioning a certain number
@charred osprey He said Gato at first. Cuff him

They're just spamming shortened
Yup
My autocorrect man

Yea laptops usually have that happen
?
og huh
At least I'm not a cyclops man
oh well
Bugatti Chiron Pur Sport accel mentioned!! 

Pretty much normal well said from a laptop user
If it goes over like 95-100 then its a big issue
So everytime you see one, hammer it

1 hour in africa = 60 minutes in asia ahh moment
Better one mine is gifs
welcome to asphalt 9: legends

hm
Normal day
They screwed mp1 dude
last time i checked it was 86
in a9l
I'm just dipping down guyz I'm 10%
now i close the game and its now 64
Absolutely screwed mp1
Have you experienced a really hot keyboard
fps?
You're now a part of the hammer alliance 🤝 , welcome aboard soldier
degree celsius
on ur pc
laptop
I gotta use automatic acceleration so I can play normally 😭
wdym it was never not screwed
why would you ever use manual accel
I can't hold my fingers in the w key it will quite burn my finger
who use manual accel actually
Used to
dont play with one hand
Idk why
Me with two hands 
my laptop is HP Victus
NVIDIA RTX 3050 GPU
24 GB DDR5 RAM
512 GB SSD
Include my feet
me with 10 fingers

5* damn
always use auto unless ur at collector or sl

prolly maximum immersion
force of habit i assume
al is the only racing game i know that has auto accel, aside from like
mario kart
wierd feature lol
manual 4 buttons
auto 3 buttons
apparently every other asphalt game doesnt exist
i just use td 
Real
trashdrive mentioned
A8 in the other hand
and the c button to change camera
every other asphalt game is mobile first
such a simple control scheme
It’s either too much to the left or too much to the right 
What are we even gonna do with that button
what
what's the cube for?
switch between 2D and 3D?
lol no
for fun or trolling ig
Looks like a emulator would probably do

it isnt
i think that's just the input display custom colors for 75 style coins uses
What is it ?
it just an overlay
Zr1 
U know what I feel like these cars match
Skill issue
Mhm ok
camera switch indicator
cause im cool
rotation is the respawn key
kinda saw that coming, you could try taking it from the left barrel. Maybe you will find some ease there
Ok 👍
Bro that venom was trying to nitrosurf and gain some nitro... But i drift so frequently, he failed to get his 520 peak speed

Haha
Player suck not venom
I hear my voice reveal 

not my problem, make a better logical assumption next time and watch the video on a functioning internet connection
Dude when
You right bro lemme delete that
Aight
bro don't know MHAAA
The accel on the XJR is amazing 
do me a favor and check out https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MHqnapJMFGxGBie7KT1bzqWVwuscQblP-rDVecFPJWs
KEYBOARD OVERLAY SETUP GUIDE by ToxxyTheTrash! This guide will showcase how to install a keyboard overlay for Open Broadcaster Software to be used within any Asphalt game. This guide is made specifically for Windows Users and you are expected to know how to use OBS PREREQUISITES Open Broadc...
Skills exist bro
Aight
I'm saving this
why does a document exist 💔

because people dont know how to set up the bare minimum
Why can I not upload images
you can't always rely on your memory
Why not cro
road to plat 1
why yes bro
that overlay guide does not include the camera and respawn keys because most people dont need those
the mods should ping this for pc and laptop users
You need to yap till level 5
i love jaguar lol
you know what else they should pin
that's was pretty good car
Thats genuinely dead
Wait question
Do I gotta download smth
So I can overlay

Alright time to dip
okay anyways im confused did hehe ban my bug document link
Idkk
it's still pinned in steam issues
Toxxythetrash
okay but i was trying to be funny
not the point
sorry, it wasn't obvious enough 
unless theres like a link sending limit that i dont know of
i think there is
that would explain it possibly
you can't send two links too fast to each other
@grave field lylla the otter
Can I use custom key controls without all that overlay?
ello ghostiic
mycondoloncesbro
what do you mean custom key controls
that guide is for an overlay, not switching your keybinds
literally open the guide
and READ it before you ask me questions
This
i got nothing lmao
Bro you shouldn't have participated
Key would have been given to some needy guy
not his fault
blame the devs for not knowing how a leaderboard should work
because in this game events means you need to be skilled to get something
which is the most backwards thinking imaginable
instead of making a guaranteed time goal they make it a low count of wins for actually skilled players
Suppose there are 5000 positions and all those 5000 positions are occupied by those who already got key, GL logic be like: so?? They'll just get trade coins
LL okay
They don't count in those who don't have key
I never had the key so i did my best to get it
no 💔
LOL
Lol
Hello
Ye but at some point in time when they rerun these events and the ones who already have those keys are gonna participate (if they choose to) and the number of slots will get reduced
I need bp
But the system should be updated
Like evo cars participating car hunt riot
hi TRR
hi
hello trr bbgirl something etc etc
@smoky river 
hello bro when gold C11 
Dm me
@jaunty plover bro name is so true
Ares panther, GT mk4, 12Cilindri is 6*B bp car
But 12Cilindri is 30 instead 25
seems like scam
I'm not
DM me to get your free 5000$ today
you forgot street.
Street is class-a key** car
What street
trr what car u wanna gold next
🔥 Tonight’s safety picks is ready!
DM ME 🏀🏈
919 is A class car vro
Can we call mod
No just Dm me
Think bro's just messing around
which better than the og fastest car
its very underreport issue, thats why i did kept my server name regarding that
no sorry.
Dm me
@waxen vessel DM him the ban message 
ngl this looks like a familar bridge, potetional new location?
Personal think it just set to block DS
Vinidi just messed up
jackpot
🔥 Tonight’s safety picks is ready!
DM ME 🏀🏈
New York exists
yea and they had never addressed it
Or is coc||o||
what?
Reason: no dm
CGT is so peak
?softban @proud mural
I couldn't find that user
Even the car name is wrong
hypersport (not the sc-fi futuristic one)
What is softban
Finally someone gets it
Should have softban before banning
i think its right?
W top speed 💝💝
It kicks the user and delete their messages
Adding new tracks to ny? 
It has space in game which is wrong
The right one should be like your username
what
No, isn't that the same new york bridge we play on now?
what's are you talking about bro
damn 
I don’t think so
It’s giving london vibes from a8
hi reborn
What? I thought it was
Need to take a look at current track
New York is split into two and has two levels on each side
This is more flat
yea the bridge seems kinda like London while the towers in the background seems New york
Might be one of my new favorite decals ngl
bro @oak fiber how did u gold 918AE so fast 
Reusing assets maybe?
i wasnt expecting it to be this hard to get to plat 2 from 3 at garage level 16, am stuck at 1995 from 10 races
or AI slop
congrats 🥳
Lets go I own all 4 of these cars but for this mp2 GL said: here, take these temporary free max upgrades

Manhattan track soon??
Always need to consider the bubble
GL using AI slop
Hard to believe
the event can be completed already
real
they do use it at least for some tinkering purposes
Precisely what a GL insider would say
No next track is confirmed
And I already know what track is
vro 88 races /day to get enough coins for 1 pur sport eip 😭
A track
Peak ||unemployment||
My brain was lowkey stuck in january
Canada something
Start with 
Laos
lol.
its soo boring, im tired
Linkin Park
So it is uh
Play something else
London A8 track
yeah
Play RE Requiem
already watched the gameplay 
enjoyed it
Peak
Watching≠Playing
ik, but i get bored while playing games idk
someone know ratio between egg/porchse and yellow coin? how many yellow coin for egg/porsche coin when end?
a Porsche easter egg.
Same here, think I might be becoming a boring old middle aged man

1 coin is 20 credits. Max out at 100k credits (5k coins)
Nah that's weak 🥀
Reason: Bad word usage
what
dont even know what i got warned for 
I never knew 499p was C class in here
@empty shard Ping coz I felt like it. So, deal with it



🙏
🔨
daily cyclop harassment
Ayo what the f-
Even gameloft devs knew it was overranked
Ooh...I realized how much I loathe you
Then the penguins ping again.
good boy just what i wanted
Let's do it 
any event should give at least 10mil to 15 mil creds based on cars rareity
Go away fake ICE replacement wanna be
pls melt
No
No
Bring ICE back
Hopefully that's
._.
hell no not ICE i dont wanna get deported for no reason
I agree, I hate EVs
Ice ice baby.
This reminds me of a song
internal combustion eem
omg
Integrated Circuit Electronics
when was i an engine
You are now
Always has been
That was the song I thought of when the word was used.
Now vroom
I forgot what it was
ice
Ahh yes sometimes you do
Is the name literally ice?
Incredibly Cool Engine :v
no ice ice baby.
@vital lance What cars you own?
What kind of ICE is eem, SIE or CIE?
2 more epics before I get evo senna gtr
the singer is Vanilia ice.
Ok but I was asking @empty shard what type of engine he was
gg alien
Hope to get a 9th one by reaching top 25% last minute
when are we getting asphalt paradise
real 
Which asphalt is this?
can u give em to me i need them to gold my 499p

Car #180
to much to be able to write them.
burnout paradise is the game incase you're being serious
gg 🐳
Never played outside NFS or asphalt
So wouldn't know
Burnout is AAA quality Asphalt
free or paid?
paid, hence the AAA 
easily more value out of a polished game than some spotlight pass though, up to you
do they have ramps, barrels and KDs?
This thing so busted
and i guess sailing the seas if you use emulators but thats up to personal judgement
Piracy 
they pioneered that stuff
no one cars


paradise which included ramps and barrels came out in 2008
the previous games stuck to the KD gimmick before then
Is it online too?
ok sorry.
Just Paradise remastered i believe
You do know SIE and CIE right?
Everything else was shut down MP-wise, same as the older Need for Speeds of the era
MEOW

?? mabye,mabye not.
Shut-
kat is not kat he is dog
SIE=Spark Ignition Engine and CIE=Compression Ignition Engine
Yep you're weird, ICE was cooler than you
Sad bro had to leave for the arctics
Or antarctics

@chrome surge

GET ou-🔨 🔨

No 
Pls. Evo competition pls
You have 15k tokens so pull 10
especially baffling because Burnout (3 in the first video) makes even their slowest cars possible to drift at full speed, while Asphalt... yeah
I will pull ur tokens first
i'm not saying Asphalt needs to make every car float but like, so many cars suck to drive in this game 
well well well
softbolide.
By all means, go ahead 
heist of the century
u can keep it i like donating to the poor
many currency.
Make it negative

use it on a d class refill
why is that emote stretched vertically

Where's "Eem" and "Hehe"?
Etense.
What kat is that
eem got hammered, Hehe's on vaca
Yo burnout 3 elite ball knowledge
Guess
@empty shard
Fooled you into pinging him
an american kat
@cloud goblet
Hooray i guess
1500, so is cent
Hehe new username
kit kat
any news on the hotfix?
Bro back when ds start huh
Man
i hate you
im very annoyed by overspinning and cant drift afterwards
get yeeted
All's fair in AL and war
@chrome surge i hate you deeply, go wallride with a chiron forever
yetis.

mp1 is my nightmare

I would but don't have it, so jokes on you
jag
holy so many unlock and star up
in the past week ive unlocked like 8-9 cars
No it is cent
S class evo part is 1.5k
1k is epic
chillllllll gameloft
Highest run I had in 3 days was 10 cars with 5 star ups

Yale
hey yale.
carrera rs 3.8, carrera gt (to 4*), corvette stingray, aperta, bmw gt3, porche 918 AE, chervolet camaro 50th edition and some star ups
i did that in a week
my personal best
bro just turned 19
Personal best I had was 10 in 3 days
dayum bro locked in
that aeon is NOT part of the team 
is the mclaren gt a good car
Grand Lee.
Can't top my own record tbh (12 cars in 1 month)
Nor were you 
nice
whale?
Very nice
i whale
Nou
British tour season car
anyone up for a private lobby race?
i guess okay
I ain't reading allat
What is this😭😭😭
i forgot that channel
no thanks bromosome
why tf im so rusted today bro who posessed me 2 days ago 😭
ggs twin
i see that cursor




