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im doubling down on this quest
Is mp1 even worth the time 

Hell no
you're better off playing car hunts

thats my currency rn

i want e tense eips

True
qfter wasting another 750 tokens on gambling
For a free car, yes xd
Even if the car is useless, I still take
even cat hunts are better than mp1
chat who should i michi
cro i need 3 more eips then my e tense is max



idk how are you skill and garage wise
but i am not having a good time climbing
hell yeah
Why you hunting cats 
generous Asphalt team.
michi= 
whoever sends michi first gets the honor of getting michied
no
Bro acting like I got gl devs in my pocket
rat hunts better man
2 Wildlands gaming
Smth smth
It seems like we have a winner!!!
i want lancer eips
Im decent but I lag quite a lot, I main the grandsport
I was the one behind the mazen and michi emotes
i want X bow eips
Before hehe stole them 


蛋頭 
"360s: 500" none is doing ts
My ears
man you resetted my ears man
I want sr1 bps 
my ears just got factory resetted
Was that recorded in hell 😭
real
are gone
Verily, it is so decreed by the eternal council of the stars and moons!
I like how I got 30 subscribers without posting for 3 weeks
i want my aperta bps💔🙏
no ads button 💔
i already opened 40 packs
Can you ask the council to put the guy who changed mp1 to be there in eternal punishment?🥹
wdym i still didnt get 5 bps of it🥀
i got 0 subscribers after posting for a year 

Dw you'll get it one day
certified 
find the impostor
i was winning in a damn w12
why take the win from me
don't do it again 🙏

holy
unemployed™
U weren't winning 😭
i have 6 jobs
new record chat
today i crashed into a car and started to fly
i was i got single barrel which slowed me
React to ts
AHHH He said the j word
3 backflips
shoukd i eat mango dessert for breakfast
mango
sure
BANANA
michi records world breaker
Diabetes
i mean...
i gave it more handling and pn boost so...
yes
can i call it nsx gt3 evo?

when nsx gt3 evo evo 
noice
Leon?

do i dump credits?
i need a car to use in p1 rn
I think that’s Leon in disguise…
either f8 or aperta
zr1
choose one
who is leon?
no parts
what else do you have ?
Any codes
enzo not even max star
Error9.
Quantity over quality rah
f8 is a "potential car" but good to me
003s, vanda, gt3rs, vlf, and a broke zr1
f8 is a decent car
uh...ai alert


I'll rather make my enemy millionaire so that he can motivate me to be billionaire

I think you can dump it
We got a Nilu in disguise my friends…
i got a line for the aliens
should i still keep it in my playlist
doesnt matter
bogos binted 👽
Is this thing fast or wht
It reminds me of a chip
type shiii
nilu mercedes edition
Mercedes 27 Mercedes 
Where are you @cursive knoll
agree
no-one typed shii
hell naw
under the bridge cuz i am kinda homeless
No i mean mp1
best car 🔛 🔝
i got a w12 bro
what should i pick
leave me
Lancer the king.
lego man
🥀
I got to P2 yesterday only to derank to P3 again
left corner
middle
Top left
5th row 1st
lancer the king fr
Go for Corner Power
Uno
which better to upgrade @modern cairn
pretty decent
all that frog clattering.
F8
i got to gold 1 with it
idk if this is good
Go f8 its better than the aperta
maybe
Whats the choice again
idk if you meant this 😭
Iirc aperta is hard to control with TD
Hmm
It is
F8
Is that good?
heavy = bad
this i gonna be my gold ii cars 
trust
Sadge
green-orange is good
source?
red straight up sucks
Source, trust him bro 
potato chips is good.
u can still mix overload parts w light parts
for wat car
darn
u rrly rich
i agree
no import parts? 
I cant get past stage 10 
why is no rank applied
a class upgrades 
acura
yeah, but kinda hard too

Love this game man
yea idk if i can play
Nice physics
my acura nsx is currently overload

u need epics
Same
good part
Tributo EVO when?
vro is rich rich
damn
Start slapping on those epics boy.
i press x for doubt
we reacreating 1500s rank accel from A8 with this one 🗣️ 🔥
i got like 2
still rich
Jokes on u thats rich imo
Cooked
Bro in this economy 😭🙏

u sure?
when arash imperium evo
Pls no
you are rich throw a luxury party.
He has 8 cards for the jesko
top tier fumbling right here
im kidding
u ready to go on Island?
Break broke broken
and be the guy who serves drinks
the waiter
🥀
I know 
w
LITERALLY no need
What cars do people spam in p3?
ZR
ZR1
apollo n
misinformation
Im cooked, my grandaport cant pull
Sf90
am hating the evo event
Apollo Noob.
When DS?
absolute finance
i know I don't have any that's why
next Tuesday
Bruh I just used the DBS Superleggera against 5 EVO ZR1s and won
Is that 39 million?
can we read
after the modificata event ends
Billion
absolut wealth.
hello rice 🍚
henlo
DBS superleggera>> grandsport
why did i open the gif section bruh
dont worry
it can get worse
Agreed 👍
O wait i forgot to do that goat event

DBS superlaggyrah
Revuolto > DBS
Get away from p3
revuolto 😭
hello eemster
Lancer > Devel
YESSSS
DBS > Revuelto
I am away from P3 🦛
FACTs
🤷♂️ it's not maths class
stock leaf > devel
Gud
Always has been
no
Hey Salaa
Yes
xbow>sr1
Stock leaf > OC Evo Imperium
monsta
Prove it by Albert's 6th LAW
That trash Pegout in D right ?
no more
It's all yours? 😭
Hi everyone
finish the event asap or you`ll miss
mhm
no no one recognized me
💔
i aint trying to be the director
I like the director
hello producer
Son 🥀
lowkey wonder if i can be an antagonist one day
Why u crine?
Nah i'd Doom scroll and eat and sleep and Doom scroll an~
What car should I focus on for mp2 and gauntlet?
I have 499p now
for mp2 just anything
6* 499p will do 
question: do you have stock shelby gr-1
It was a joke 🥺🥺
3* solus could be helpful
anything that is capable of evo + High Accel
Gimme blue prints 
Guys us c11 decent
Mp2 just stock devel from gauntlet and gauntlet ehh, maybe huracan,Vanda,chiron
The one we got from hololive event?
What did he do @chrome surge
Unstable SMP reference?
why u r sf90 xx just 2 star
Ask the Asphalt gods
thats the s5fd
As I said before, the cyclops frog gets the hammer
i know bro
McLaren P1 aswell 82 accel
I cant get enough bps
For gauntlet
I wasn't there for previous hololive but it's the one you buy in shop with trade tokens
Got it
why is a homeless man homeless typa question

dead 🥀
same wasnt there either
P1 is good in gauntlet at lower div
The rare one
Cuz of the accel
that modificata event is still there get some
yep
Im broke tho
Bro so alien that players dare not mess with him
its a good counter to max ds
Just use 1500 tokens for 499p
Dam
Stoop
Evo cente to if its good (idk if trash or mid or overly Meta)
no, its straight up a barren wasteland
adding a new league is NOT helping
Sf90 stradale
I just noticed just now there's extra Ramps in Scotland 
The same way your username isn't helping too
When at stock you get paired against mostly nismo 37oz
🥀
With 500 tokens yeah no he has 500
i did nothing
guys I just hit a 15 BP merc black series in packs, 4 away from 5*

When is Green Wednesday?
i cant get past 139 conditions someone help me
Wwowo
When pink Thursday
Im perfectionis or whatever its called and scotland needs to be ban in mp just like chicago because of ramp clone
Wednesday's never been green
Speaking of green when is green streak MP
When Blue Monday ?
son 
Not in this lifetime

Taco Tuesday
what's your stats for the cars
Oh boy i remember the Venom Drama
😭
Next week ( we getting gauntlet daddy
)
It would help if they don't put the gatekeeping rating system in the entire Plat league
Weeee 😁
fish friday
ah yes stressed day bcos no f5 packs 
2* aperta 2* carrera 2* amg black series
congratsss
bro the internet was frying here
ae yo! check this out
sleep well.
well bye
you can easily 3* carrera through the porsche spotlight
@zinc perch Sleep harassment ping
Sleep wall
ok ill do that
Byee
I have do not disturb 
is that a 911 gts coupe ??
@zinc perch did you washed your car today?
And yet you replied
that will help get to 140 conditions right?
no it is Huracan evo spyder
I ate my car
144
ok
I believe it's the 2026/27 version
i only have 5bp for the 499p soo...
how does it taste like I'm sure it doesn't taate like Macaroni
Tastes sus
omg my eyes just faked me😭
Ok fr now bye guyz
iron should be good.
✌️
wait
isn't it almost guaranteed to get 4* carrera from the mayhem
How the hell do i get 13 porsche emblems
Ironically tastes iron
anyone know poppy playtime here
they release without telling 
No check this out
damn
i mean that's " ironically" 
idk but i just cant get anymore conditions for some reason
but i like 917lh instead
Sleep wall my guyz I'm going
no

Meat cut layout decal
i see Shell ooooh
pork chop skin
That car looks like my drawings of F1 when I was smaller
Porsche❌
Pork✅
Prior to 1971 season, Porsche was experimenting with a wide-body 917. When the final design was finalized, an employee jokingly called it a fat pig. So Porsche was funny enough to make a livery based on that
Is it even possible to get the imports on carrera stage??
pork spider pig edition
So, this is real? Dang
Uglyyyy
Reason: Bad word usage
😑
Give up
rip handling
what
Good luck tho
best for st tracks
something's not allowed and idk what
Platinum 1 triumph rewards.
like leap of faith
yh
nice handling stats
so worth evoing?
accel is hella fine tho
try playing CS2
Grind with free cars then
im f2p with 11k tokens, need 6k more eips
The truffle hunter of Zuffenhausen
one of the best
Ok my porsche glaze just dropped seeing this lol
This is the best that i got for centenario

it's not good to spam evo ( i would also like to do)
waitt a sec whats that purple token thing next to blue tokens
i have 100 tokens😭
looks sus
tell that to whoever made the zr1 evo
btw im f2p too
no idea tbh
i ain't I'm also one of em
ask unknown actually
oh
Me with 8k tokens 😮💨
we need handling buff for centenario
diamonds
i have only 253+
.
so worth it ig?
currency that you can only get from credit cards
its only on Epic Games
think of it as Roblux or V-bucks
Only slicks save it
for f2p
Oh I have something for you
gl is doing something mysterious without knowing us
i had 1.2k from gauntlet and spent it all on tickets and fuel for mayhem
right
big L
tbh
I think I have a bas taste coz I don't like it maybe coz I'm broke?
Those are the style points
yh ik
im saving for bos but idk how much i will be able to
Bro likes tormenting me once he discovers my weakness🥀 But tbh I'd do the same too
sunny needs to chill
i have 26k
tho
vro i want that cap
the best event to unlock and max carrera is 499p mayhem wiith spotlight tbh
New A class king?

crazzy

1.3k 
but that is usually in light blue colour
@tacit mural Team MP is the best MP mode there is
thats not style pts dude
Yeah, this means 499p is removed from elte class A😭
can i have the cap plz
You are so bad at ragebaiting omg
lmao
how much
is 9x8
how much
this could either be peak or be like another one eleven
FXX K beats Pur sport, Carrera beats Venom, CCGS beats Chiron easy
Fr 😭
100 billion dollars
get out
fxxk is better than devel
devel who?
how many bp all together
Ragebait successful
1st one is somehow true
262 ig

hm... i wonder who's the 1st guy

🙏
no i mean till unlock not maxed out
267
bruh
Ooh I really do hate you
f1lm or 9x8

good boy
9x8
9X8
9x8 always for gauntlet, f1lm for slipstream
if i already had the 100 million i would already had a benz slr 300
papiii call me good boy tooo
kl
that mean cool
congratssss but mine is already at gold
no first be honest me or lancer
@empty shard @empty shard @empty shard
lancer

rare image of mp2 packs without trade coins
i hate you get banned
can't lie Lancer
😭
cant u js write cool instead of kl🥀
give vanda
bad boy

cba🥀
Will you feel better if I touch you? 
to a panda.
I declare war on you for using cyclops frog
Well, I need it for token generator in elite race 
I spent too much on the 499p...
dajjal frog
GET Ou-
bro already aura farming at max lvl .....
Should've counted
bad propaganda
ik
i see tade tokens
Son
'tade' 🥀
utilise une voiture 5 etoile(s) 🗣️
@modern cairn When change name to very sleepy propaganda
why can't i open legend store🥀
@near gale pookie where are you? 
donkey kong
should have spent on A class sf90 instead...


shut up 
crazy McMurty speirling
i hope they dont remove in upcoming season * next update
🔨
has to be ragebait


Mcmuttley in 3D.

mc donalds
that was so random

Bk>
dk

crazy 💀
leave it or leave it 
aint no way bro is selling it for 0.01
Guess the answer is leave it
real
i have only 0.005 

Guys, is the place 3.260th for April Fool's safe for the car key? I just reached 1:17:261 new record
I wish I could 
plz ignore scammer
GL potato servers...he ain't lying though
monkey party in Zoo.
i only have 0.00001
🥔
i god for sake hate that low lvl connection player..
what currency tough is it bitcoin?
My honest reaction:
then no
nice just max the last stat
oc it
Congrats
@gaunt peak Face reveal

10 tokens

10
Anyone? 
holy
yess
"Hey it's me, Goku"
he is him
> 
Ty, anymore opinions, anyone?
Is this car a beast in plat 1?
u just went poor in game... no more credits n tokens 😭
srsly?
guess the key is secured for me
Beats the devel too
@uncut viper 
yes love the lancer
I would but...
damN
must be an exorcist car
we don't know it maybe it may not be but it's good to score
Is the place 3260th also secured?
Lmao
nooooooo
no way
Real
Imagine playing April Fools event even having jag xj220s key 🥀
ah
time to grind overclock DE
its towards the more likely side I guess
?
Lowkey we need the devel 16 prototype as a A class car
but it would still be preferable to continue climbing
Devel eight
daily event
Ts not A8 🥀
and F5 temu in C Class
what how
this is lowkey kinda cute in a way
This is the exact reason why ppl who have the key should tryhard it

I am unable to beat the the time in mayhem stage 2 and 3.🥀
im officially recognizing that rating gain for Champ league and above is limited to +12
Yes it is
But still devel 16 prototype looks fire
Wish i could give you mine
Good lord
0.059 s diff duh
it doesnt
am in top 2026
i need to lock in im top 90%
need to do below 1:17
Vanda sixteen.
I bet bro got smacked by a police car on the last section
And Jesko from amazon prime as a b class 🥀
i didn't tbh
class ?
“Easier mp progression” they said
@bronze magnet
but in the first, yeah
talk abt mp1
eeh overrated for B Class maybe D

The main reason is the wing, tbh devel without wing looks trash, who agree more?
BAHAHAHA
I already have the key, so...
The ds-e tense should be an s class.

wait Amazon prime is good tough wht u talking abt
I guess im blinded by nostalgia
How? This car is new in this update
whatever this run is
Ah yes nerfing the rating gain cap from 30 to 12 makes progressing so much easier
WTF were the devs consuming
hell yh
GP
mclaren is the only counter i have to e-tense
Etense perf should be in E class
Switch chiron to d class then. 
🥀
what uncs playing A9?

the rating gain in the game code was indeed 30 for Champ and above
but every lobby is 3 players so does it even matter 
I honestly dont
probably every ferrari to D Class 
which one?
lucky boi
switch chiron and lancer
I blame the +20 cap in Plat league
Preventing people from reaching Champion
p1
the new design looks more like an actual car than the prototype
Okay not just the cap
Why does bro want f1 lm non floaty
and give lancer evo
yes
did you even read the message Im replying to
Aye man.. wish i played that gp
then do a lancer evo SE
Wrong reply sorry
But the fact that not finishing in the top half of the lobby automiatically deducts points
Was supposed to be reply to vulcan
Dude it's the first days of mp, what were you expecting?
They should have just swapped the gain caps
+20 in bronze and +30 in Plat
Instead of vice versa which is illogical
its been 4 days
you supposed to spend majority of the MP season in the near LL league
There are barely any players in champ rn.
Are A class 5* wild cards a thing?
Can’t remember if I ever saw one!
yeah and add 200kmph more speed
Almost everyone atp
I already got my one
Now I stop playing
can you give me too
start playing mp1 --> unlock the c11 --> stop playing mp1
Give me 19 bps I need for 499p

or go to legend and leave the game
I only need 3 more to max out
This ooogoogog?
and fix easter eggstravaganza
Guys floties are back
so you want ex-change? 
The what
yes finally 360 fixed
Yes 
Where?
eh
In the game 360 floties are fixed
did something happen to them?
I would if I could 
can show?
Ah yes time to go slave 1* devel the cave
Guys
Yeah there was some drift issue
they were sick
wrong channel
no credits, no tokens, very limited spot tokens, very expensive stuff, 8k for 1 pur epic, yeah its fair

go for evo or not
Can't now
Really?
I already got
yes
don't lie you
Not worth it
u really thought it was going to be same ?
Only light useful
extreme
Kind of
rip 6k
In mp2
i need for gauntlet
Gameloft chose the most carcinogenic map for this car
overload?
will game restart for ALU
how many eips needed?
i never mentioned it to be "same" i just want it to be "usable/decent"
12
There's d class Ferrari?
Probably not
epik
12
24
dUh
I can't opne the now
im doing it
God
wish me gl
Dude why
I think you don't seem to be active in other social apps short spotlights are mostly waste or just P2W. Only 28days are worth expecting something
I literally bought 4 eips before the event
still not fixed
Holy 
SX!
I did alot of floties with pur sport in easter evnt
but that car is grounded
Facebook page
Can float but wider
Didn’t know Shop did this after maxing out the BPs for the featured car!
the easter bunny is gonna be disappointed tho.
Og Easter 
man when is this drift bug hotfix dropping 🥀
guyse how do i get these epis?
i am 2 epics short for pur sport and i need 16k for that
What a cute cat 
Wait for unleashed
from other special events
'fix' as if theyre gonna do anything
alr bet
how so
Mayhem event but only one
theres one there?
part 1
i didnt even notice
because i am pretty sure they aren't
Grumpy cat?
Nope only one
meyhem Lancer when?
angry chonky cat 
thats fine still
Bhai yaar aap log kaise photo upload kar dete ho .. mere se to upload nahi ho pa raha photo
What did he say?
english.
wait if 2 blueprints are 1k easter tokens why tf are3 bps 1.5k?
Mayhem senna
I mean how can everyone uploading photo in this section.. I can't upload here my garaje level photos
mp1
???
gameloft logic
what
Fr
Free Agera 
I wanna upload my cars pics
capitalism at its finest
oh i didnt even notice ty
Main ?
also 8k for an epic part is diabolical
Nope
you need to reach top 500 i believe
Is that a cat missing catnip

I don't understand
aw no way im getting there 😭
sending meesages in this chat gives xp

floaty no fixed and 360 no fixed 
My agerars 4 star.. main
Cat food
who said that
That emoji is the entire community rn.

@iron ore
LMAO

not bad, eh?
with just 25 rating from 2400 to 2425 (which is Champ league only)
this number went from 170 to just 25
player distribution is an exponential decay 🥀
many are just stuck there struggle at the gate of hell 🥀
You are not turning for crap in that
definitely gonna beat evo sf90 in mp1
@half oasis nahh you april fools broh i doens't work nothing fixed 360 floaty?
ill def try this in laboca ofc
real
🦝 🦝 🦝
a +4 rating bump you like 40 pos.
this is insane level of dead 🥀
for gauntlet st tracks only
if you are racoon then im whale
it requires a hotfix
Cant wait to figure out how to beat aliens using sf90s with my Lykan (and me being a noob)
mayhem leaf.
Ah yea that will be good then
You help me please can where find ask channels
if you wanna ask anything, just ask here
yessir
uh
the drift issue has been addressed days ago
for what
div iii 
?
but did not fixed 🥀
🥀
easy to break
hard to fix

d4 f2p
Say GL "Stop no more fixed 360 floaty and fps drop bad issue lag connect bug"
im not a dev but is it that difficult to revert something erroneous
Work SX!
Bruh
so close yet so far
was that the s word 
21 bps to unlock the corvette?

if its an issue in the code that they didnt touch at all and just broke all of a sudden yeah it WILL be extremely hard
no
hell yea twin
i guess
obviously they cant ctrl z it but no one expects them too
I think to 2* it
but if they did something that caused the glitch then it shouldnt be hard
not bad
35 to unlock
unless they don’t know what they did
high 19 is bad
it can float now
they mentioned that it was “an ill-fated attempt at fixing something else”
👍
also it can punch drift
dude
WHAT
35/15/21/28/35
what were they tryna fix 😭
heard it was for a drift related bug
something like tapping brake doesnt cancel drift all the time
i mean
this is so irritating , the broken 360 and brake, ask gl to hotfixx it sooner
Bro wtf i can't use other server emojis
otherwise i wont buy leghend pass
Dead
its not that bad u can still find ways around it and make it work like usual
should be grateful
not a single one was appropriate for this server
changing controls in a game that persisted for 7 years is generally never a good idea
Is the clanker right on its analysis?
AL devs if you can hear us
i cant train my muscle memory to learn this method which is going to be removed in next update anywy
a wise man once said "If it aint broken dont fix it"
unless youre ready to rework it from scratch after testing it
its evo version broken bro
which we all know that gameloft cannot do for the life of them

guyz
