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get hammered lol
Remove all the evo
oooooo they said the thing
i reckon ill use the meta
~~ <@&469459051105878016> ~~
bro is not HIM
but i dont wanna drink 


What is going on.
son
if i cant say cuss words, nobody can
bro pinged eleventeen people
someone bypassed 😭🥀
someone passedby
Reason: Bad word usage
War between player and mp1
well they arent, so i gotta point them to the rigth direction
U too
bro summoned em
well they didnt see it
Booster *
💀💀
whar

son
Not good
kidding lel
ahem , also this
11 boosters are online
no need to ping all mods over this bru
Does this server even have 11 mods
fantom, won't the donut get rotten?
I was gonna say, I think there’s max of 8 mods
ALU players: fix mp system, please...
GL: nah, we gon' drop more packs with crazy prices...

At least that I’ve see
💀
Yes
Reason: Bad word usage
Reason: Inappropriate comment
Ban speedrun
How ???
by playing the game duh
Banned
But that fast ??
😦
Is he gay?
sivo 
You typed that
idk
WDYM that fast
now change the 8
3 days
son
2
Reason: Bad word usage
Yk. I'm send this
Didn't even include Coco 
Guys, is place 3.260 currently safe for April Fool's tournament? 1:71:431 time mark
hahaha
when did mp start
Oops
i came to know that hitler is right

i forgot
Banned
i forgor
havent seen amit in long
ahem (amy rose tian, benny, luxivo, hehe, quan, kuriya, snuffo, coco, coaster, fantom, Sovereign)
this is an asphalt server bro
just drive the f5
Illegal emoji 
coaster too
wow
iyes
how to use car
apparently so
I been grinding my lower end for 3 days and still stuck at plat 2 😭 maybe I'm just bad
Oh shoot…
Nitro
drive it
Finish or pray
OOF
thanks vro
due to him india got freedomnot directly but inderectly yes
Anyone?
are you sure
Benny has never chatted as far as I can tell
No
Ouch
At least in the 2 years I’ve been here
there's no one online, take your meds
Chill dude
Oh, how come?
who even is benny
@swift merlin 
i genuinely have no idea
Gaslight
hm
mods
Because he's a switch mod
ik twin
but rare
like sovereign
y
they dont chat much
You free for room race?
I guess when looking at active mods there’s 7-8 of them
What time mark is safe for April Fool's tournament?
no
so coco, snoof, kuriya, hehe, sivo, quan, benny, sovereign, coaster, luxivo, fantom
i'd rather use room race for training lol
hitler's right
Anything under 17s
depends, if ur desperate
son
huh?
idk
wtf
some random kid tryna be tuff
someone put this dude in the cooler
MODS
more like in the heater 
idia got independece due to him
@strong glacier sry for peng but
combusted 
are you dense
@strong glacier , @waxen zinc , @last dagger , @unique pewter
Bro need to keep testostrene in check
TF?
due to him british empire collapsed
son
Should I start using real money ? I haven't top up a single time ever since the game release...Just continuously grinding kinda make me tired 😩😩😩
no
im putting you in timeout
with what perms
They are giving us a clear indication of what lies ahead. Even though this was a April fools msg
what best setup for this peak 
son
Why did I not get the mp pass packs on the right yet?
early E and rest light
.uselessuser, you can't use that.
iyes?
MY EYES
son
drive this thing and then come son
3599
engine stays on stock
don't use overload set
who uses discord in Light mode
people
Ur a heathen if u do
Dang, 1:17:431 isn't safe?
cuz the rounds not over
gg
Yes it is
its not
its so boat man 😭 🥀
Wdym
no it isn't
Champion?
yep
Nope.. wait for 1 more day.. you will be at 10% .. no key 😭
Yeah
Champion league triumph reward
@near gale any words of wisdom you would like to share
I only got this form the milestones
im hella cooked if i want both of that 
U should be banned
mostly i got overload and heavy parts 🥀
shut up and stop talking about hitler this isn't tuff
alright bro
thats not the same
Reason: Fascism
W
Wanted to NOT max emira so I could get epics from showroom but 
holy W
I'm crine
Now that's unfortunate....
real
2 plat 1 players 😭
he can go cry to his mama now
Ok when do I get the other one
teto
Mp1 dead fr
Evo cars killed the mp1
son
when the round ends

GL making sure no one escapes Plat
Ban the evo car forever'
Dont tell me I need to reach a new league to trigger the claiming
all good bro thanks for helping
Wait
Who summon me
plus anyways your whole life isn't moderating discord lol
brother, it ends in 14 days
You mean when the mp is over
@teto
EW
real
Holy smoke how is that possible????

teto beautiful
nutella being for a drunk person

remember, all teto creation aren't canon
Real
guys anyone know what triumphs are for champ and above
I haven't eaten nuttela for like 4 years now 💀

And I bought the mp pass thinking ill claim now and max carrera gt

holy
That will not work...
same like platinum
Grandma
no
it would
@strong glacier do u like onion
c11 are last car on trumph rewards
because it would get more actually skilled players in mp1
it's ok
guys it's fantom QNA time
instead of spammers
Ooo
Mp2 bps lowkey better than mp1
fantom are you a donut
hmmm
I put onion with nutella 
mp pass does give you them, but league rewards only come when the round ends
get out!!!
hope imperium key on legend triumph rewards
Is that just a general question? Or from Gordon Ramsey?
😭
Nutella is not healthy
son
2nd time of the day
yes but onion healthy, it's neutralized 
asif mcdonald is healthy
Americans should… obesity is skyrocketing
who cares
true
McDonald’s can rot
come on bluds
Same

True
mobility scooter in walmart 
Can anyone explain how this is possible😔 🤞
yea yea but Modificata ends in 4 days
rigged life i have
McDonalds "products"
work out then son
h
I can share my yt link.. but mod will ban me..
Me: 
lambor
you can post references
ordered big mac with no patty 
as long as it's not self prom
What's your channel
You mean yt link
just post here
yes
YouTube links are allowed
mp2 is always 1 week
@strong glacier japan ramen or korea ramen
onigiri
oh wait
japan korea or ramen ramen
😭
son
What do want from mp2 cruh
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It's bad quality at 30fps.. but since you asked for I'll share it
the ferarri event
Oke

because I was in jp and able to enjoy their myriad styles of ramen
Only in Asphalt?!
"only in asphalt" 
you can set to 60fps in settings you know
Japan is great

youve gotta be kidding em
son
Balls
now I'm hungry
enzo slop vehicle
have mp1 lobbies calmed down
authentic ramen made by japanese for japanese
i gotta get back up to plat 2
when i was recording. I forget to upgrade the setting
Balls
no, still on fire
I need to go to Japan soon bro
man i wanna hop back on wt
h
but i also wanna get the c11
Balls
Sushi is FIRE
son
🤤🤤🤤
no one gonna point out the elephant in the room?
A million times better than league mixing
Changing my mind requires 1M euros
Thick noodles where
Balls itch
no, someone put more oil on mp1 ground
Gimme Sushi
report system is useless anyways
🤤🤤
???
if it makes the players feel better

son
league mixing still happens
Time to replace to Shenhe
The car we driving is elephant itself

tapioca sushi 
@tranquil locust
son
imma go shower
lemme play

I hate when the Vanda said its vandaing time
real?
u get easy lobbies
2

Not 1
Good to know that I'm not gonna touch MP anymore
1
This doesn't get you CM1

its harder to league mix but if you are the only one in the league that is online youll get 2 other players that are below you but itll take a while

you shower after you robbed phantom's donut?
im going full bal
apollo n
I can't help you if you going full bald
what
oh good thing i have this car already
And the players below you will have their fuel wasted for a default =0 and -4
Not good
OMG OMG
Absolutely not good
Just watched it, and dang that looks hard
Luckiest person alive
yeah... the car that is free on mp2 
bro
ez lobbies
they are a good ingredients for soup making 
not hard ,, avoid barrier at begniing
fizik momentos
Okay
How am I supposed to survive plat2 when my garage is kinda oc less
One more day
And lobbies will be even more easier 😭
theres no way i messed that up
Night yall
@near gale is this gona go well blud
6 carbon and 18 hydrogen
@strong glacier no I'm not even kidding
-10
lmao
Good luck soldier...
ur dead
wait this mp1 put everyone back into bronze 3 right?
yes
Yep
some people got placed in higher leagues because bug but yeah
then why did my one start at silver 3? 
son
I'm crine
this is not right.. i should be c6h14 for Hexane
fantom is c6h18
C0A0
fantom is H2O

son
kekwfake emoji
checking google
fantom is illegal double covalent bonded hydrogen 
alcane
C8H18
These AI are such ahh... Pushed the wall into the front of my car

real?
+8
yep.. i got this time after 20th trial
Balls itch
anyways time to mp1
I summon -10 
chat whats the best d car for silver 3 mp1
none
vacuum it
trezor is given free
forgot name
But it is c class
yes
Is apollo N only thing usable here 
bro
Only with Evo
rate the setup
570 kmh air speed whoop
Reason: Bad word usage
lol
delete
delete ts
bye bye
You have unread mod info sir
Hey thats me 
i dont car gif
What he say
the big frankenstein
ayo 
Cro
why are we doing this again 
i can tell u , in right hand, free trial car like that mercedes slp mlaren and jaguar cj5 is op
Nice..
Drawn this
mine blud
son
slop
thats all the michis i have
kek
plat might happen tonight



Platinum=Hell
@steel summit you have a competitor 
cant wait to get into champ
i want a pc
kat 
Then get a pc
meh is a femboy
get yo yellow ahh ears out
Then get 2000$

donate
Yo where tha jag at
mine $500 lil cro
son
Then donate yourself 2000$

M5 Pro
Mont
Trust
Donar 2k to gib 2k
bmw mention
That’s great too
its an uhh
Slr aint better than Aventador J
hold on
J and 918
i have it saved
We need a car brand named battista undista angara
Me have mo moneh
good price
Then only j and Apollo
My garage kinda homeless
15.3" so big screen
Give me 6767$
bypass
your sleeping hours is also kinda homeless
not better yeah.. but in alien hand
yearh ggs
Problem is J gets 3rd place best possible
My garage id kind of homeless
Wdym whats with me sleep I js slept 8h
I live with my Lego and i wanna help it out
it's 3am and I'm still awake 
Zro even in alien hand J is better
the big 
patheti
givem e when
Timezonez

gimmi da level 
grandpa
centurion when
six sev
insert jurassic park music
13"
You you have some mustard in your shirt
i need a 15in tho
what to choose here

I unlocked black series
Copyright music
uhh E
Choose the f5 wannabe car
disrespecting ncs 
@pure plaza when nitro end 
never
Never
@dire vine gg
kat will drink bleach if nitro ends
I have 3 epics of jesko where to apply ?
Kat will then eat Grenadě
yowaisebeeitturn
I thought I threw them in kat's bathtub 
accel, handling, nitro
I have some spare
One in each ?
@pure plaza you hear this? you have an extra supper today 
umm no sorry, i mean accel 2 nitro 1 
i want the midnight blue one tho :(
You have a extra rocket
parried by leon
DEAD CHAT very real
should i get this one
get gaming 
🦝
son
plat 1 when
soon
real?
holy crap
we need imperium
15 inch is so much bigger
humongous
W

son


In 32 mins

fufu 
for school use
Get a windows laptop
15
all the tea poo got into my mouth
hell no
macbook better
Is it the neo
yeah 5 seconds u charge will die
isnt the air the losery one

the whar
bruh
Im not a Mac expert but bigger is better
not even true
15”
new mp1 feels like a joke
anyway why are 360s actually broken lol
lol
son
join massive attack
What
i mean i pushed to gold 2 in 1hr 50min
idk
they were apparenytly trying to fix something else
bro 😭
You asked and you received
i got plat 4 in an hour 30 lil cro
prolly overspin or smth
Never
I ain’t moving clubs fella
yea lol
neo is trash
shkspr
why would u ever buy a neo
If you guys have 10 1* B and 2* B maybe
son
Yeah duh
ppl glazing it so much it has an iphone 16 pro chip on a laptop it cant even get 60 fps in some roblox games lmao
What else would I join for

fr
if you wanna say you have a macbook and thats about it
macbook neo is so buns
Yeah this game died with a9 we're just in limbo rn
i would get a neo to use it as a secondary display for my windows pc
I have 7 2* B 

pea pole
son
Nah
pee poll
Has to be 10
kill AI then 
Oh and a doughnut
You dont have any?
whale
fantom wake up 
no
Chat
jon
Ye 1* is significantly more difficult to aquire
wow
is that an iphone
re-charge
Nuh uh
den wat
can we stop with the apple hate bruh
guh
who the hel is solo leveling
Who hates it ?
apple juice is better than orange
hate it because no one does its a trend lmao
stupid people following the pack

Ahh
lie
it's easy to hate on trash (ngl)
What is that lol
true
:son
:son
i remember getting this car in either 23 or 24 and i still dont regret spending on this over pininfarina
i forgot how funny this car is
:son
:son
:son
"trash" it beats all of mobile benchmark btw 
lmao
real
imagine buying iphone 17 just to show
I'm going shower
i have never heard of it before in my life
good
i use an iphone and i DONT upgrade every year
huh
popular anime based off a manwha
was talking about solo leveler but yeah apple is like only boomers use it lets be real
its decent
only anime ive watched is aot
nah
ur just broke
son
brother wtf is a manwha
whichi one
korean online manga
Oh its anime ok thats why idk it
im still on iphone 13 
but colored
if it works i wont change
wow
alr
peak
apple is like a brick wrapped in gold foil
i want mini iphone so bad
it goes for 200 now
u just broke son
wait... they cant be serious
planning on a 13 pro but it would green screen on me eventually so ill just go with normal
lmao
he made a statement so trash even his own gang clowned him
son
ch1 only has pur sport 
buy icloud lock phones and unlock it 
where
My dad 
son
make sense
isnt that how much a screen costs for it
ima go back to crashing out over losing in mp1 races 😂
wow
Buy iPhone 8192 for 18390$
Is fair
Ye he got a 17pro so i bought his 16
2k????
windows laptop when
yea
Bro wtf
macbooks are known to be top class with higher up models
i'd say its personal preference but
they destroy the competition when it comes to laptops
i used macos before and the only thing about it is that it looks cool and nothing else
Gng build a damn desktop pc
windows does a lot of things better
They need to add this aston Martin
i need a portable pc for college son
Ah
ye
wintoes laptop when
Similar to sc63
nvm 16
idk
at least i have a good pc
portable pc for work
intense notepad documentation
not
800
not 2k
2k is a waste
2k is a 15 inch m4
800 is a waste if you don’t know what you’re doing with it too
wtf is 800 the 13 inch one
im getting 13 inch because easier to carry
work and play games
wait a minute...
ch3 has 38 cars
ch1 has 1 car
meanwhile ch2...

wat games
no way
wow
that feeling when a macbook can game better than my pc
i feel like dookie
no way it can
i dont believe
it can
macbooks are just looked down upon because apple

and macbook neo
no its cuz of the pricing
wait wtf
but macbook neo is a scam
the stereotype is macbooks cost a billion
why is my game bugged
apple is really good at making pcs
Hi u banned me?
because they do
Who**
I mean yeah they do, thats how stereotypes work
peak os would be aesthetics of macos and functionality of windows
tvr griffith cause feeling like alien
apple literally refused to send people their new maxed out macbook m4s because they were gonna replace them for the new m5s
W apple
gugu gaga

@jovial path

the only thing wrong with apple is the amount of freedom you get with it 

wow
apple can do rare Ws sometimes
they actually cooked
people spend 5k on a macbook and apple replaces it for the newest model
W apple
upgradable storage when
pretty sure u can
just open it up and change the SSD
ability to not lock my phone when 
its a laptop after all
Son

Sleep




