🏎・general

[azure latch]

we dont know about timezones damn

[chrome surge]

You running linux?

[copper shadow]

Infinity gauntlet aah

[queen bronze]

I just had dinner

[glass mauve]

Again skill issue

[queen bronze]

No I dual boot windows again

[chrome surge]

[deep compass]

?

[copper shadow]

Wait u half an hour ahead of me

[smoky river]

You live half an hour ahead of me

[chrome surge]

Blud finally came back to Windows, what's that Kufu panda meme again

[glass mauve]

No way bro is 30 mims ahead

[chrome surge]

You Indian?

[indigo flax]

I have up

[glass mauve]

Now you come back here right now

[copper shadow]

U Phillipines

[smoky river]

Which means you are from B.desh

[chrome surge]

Ofc I am, i'm your neighbour

[chrome surge]

💯

[glass mauve]

How did you think you could get away being 30 mins ahead

[queen bronze]

Gimmes some days Time .

[smoky river]

Study geography 😭

[novel raft]

hi

hi

hi

[copper shadow]

Ikr

[novel raft]

hi

[copper shadow]

Spam ban

[glass mauve]

Bro is still on April 1

[novel raft]

.........

[queen bronze]

Ok I restarted the game again and gauntlet is gone

[glass mauve]

What

[novel raft]

same same but different

[chrome surge]

@queen bronze Why you return to Windows, play AL on your precious Linux

[glass mauve]

Wait did you play gauntlet?

[copper shadow]

April fools joke

[queen bronze]

I didn't play gauntlet

[swift merlin]

Losing time

[glass mauve]

Ah I see

[queen bronze]

I had still Time

[glass mauve]

Its still April 1st for you ain't it?

[copper shadow]

L sandbag

[queen bronze]

So where is it

[chrome surge]

Divine punishment is upon you for forsaking your roots and eating the forbidden linux apple

[smoky river]

Restart your game with good internet wifi

Gauntlet will return

[novel raft]

true words

[rose acorn]

With EVO did the Cente become a real class S car?

[queen bronze]

I don't have time bro why would I need to sandbag

[queen bronze]

🙄 really I have a gigabit connection bro

[glass mauve]

Cap

[copper shadow]

400k mb for existing in the same world as you

[azure latch]

no

[brave minnow]

Even I didnt saw that.

[novel raft]

@queen bronze Any words of wisdom which you would like to share

[rose acorn]

Became slightly better?

[glass mauve]

Its cap

[queen bronze]

Save .

[rose acorn]

Def high end A now

[jovial path]

nab

[foggy turtle]

Please introduce a min age law globally.. for all apps.

[glass mauve]

Bro is still on April 1

[queen bronze]

Does anybody knows why I don't have gauntlet

[foggy turtle]

This is on asphalt channel

[brave minnow]

Skill issue 👌

[copper shadow]

Alzimhers final boss

[novel raft]

@glass mauve Any words of wisdom you would like to share

[jovial path]

caldruki video type ss

[glass mauve]

Dont trust @queen bronze, very sus dude

[copper shadow]

Stop pinging evryone cuh

[smoky river]

Yep she is

*he

[glass mauve]

He/She

[azure latch]

agree

[novel raft]

@copper shadow Any words of wisdom you would like to share

[copper shadow]

"stop pinging everyone" ~~me

[novel raft]

@smoky river so you are saying he is she

[copper shadow]

Mods pls ban this dude

[left night]

WHAT

[glass mauve]

@queen bronze you he or she? Asking for a friend

[brave minnow]

Real amogh?

[copper shadow]

Walmart bag

[glass mauve]

No fake

[restive tusk]

progeny_2025 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[glass mauve]

Makes sense

[chrome surge]

@queen bronze Respect just got down big time lmao

[novel raft]

ahhhh

[brave minnow]

Oh.Fake version

[queen bronze]

Really after all this time look at my profile

[copper shadow]

Bro is a man

[chrome surge]

Hello missy

[glass mauve]

Oh so its she

[novel raft]

he is she but she is he*

[floral bronze]

💤

[glass mauve]

I see

[chrome surge]

This is comedy gold

[queen bronze]

I'm like 10 years older than most of you kiddos

[smoky river]

Good night

[chrome surge]

I'm laughing so had rn

[copper shadow]

Unc

[floral bronze]

Fossil

[glass mauve]

Real amogh is @sick hill

[smoky river]

Shall we call you unc then?

[queen bronze]

Yes son

[jovial path]

hi madam

[novel raft]

do you have a high school pass out certificate also

[copper shadow]

Something about your profile is very feminine and i dont kniw what

[brave minnow]

Really?

[novel raft]

he is she but she is not he

[glass mauve]

No jk the first amogh is the real one, he has creator role

[copper shadow]

Bro u are not cool

[kind talon]

nice extreme mp1

[queen bronze]

Pfp I guess. It's tokidoki

[chrome surge]

@queen bronze LMAO buddy you're just getting roasted atp

[novel raft]

@copper shadow same applies to you

[queen bronze]

Just some newbies in the community lol

[chrome surge]

This is so damn funny

[queen bronze]

Joke aside where is the damm gauntlet

[novel raft]

is there anyone asian

[arctic siren]

so uhh

[floral bronze]

what

[rose acorn]

Why is there an event for the Mitsbuishi Lancer Evolution?

[arctic siren]

did anyone notice the aero anim bug in 718 cayman?

[brave minnow]

🧐

[glass mauve]

Nope im gonna wait for half an hour more, its still 1st for you

[chrome surge]

Go to settings>apps>reset

[novel raft]

yes

[arctic siren]

it looks so funny lol

[novel raft]

photo is different

[rose acorn]

Isn't BT62 removed?

[queen bronze]

I hope your pillow is wet When go to sleep

[brave minnow]

For trade coin collectors. 😎

[copper shadow]

Wth

Bro

[novel raft]

......

[rose acorn]

Is this a prank from the people who made this website?

[arctic siren]

what photo?

[glass mauve]

I hope you cannot get wet

[bitter ferry]

219 kb hotfix very huge data needed

[brave minnow]

I saw

[azure latch]

no

[floral bronze]

Nah its for gl60 players only

[novel raft]

cayanman is 918 syper 918 spyder is cayanman

[rose acorn]

Since when the Mitsbuishi Lancer evo has 4*

[glass mauve]

Btw i saw that vent

[copper shadow]

Yesterday

New uodate

[azure latch]

since now

[past shard]

Easy, just sleep near the furnace

[queen bronze]

Game seriously I just came back and you take gauntlet away from me

[glass mauve]

New update

[chrome surge]

I wet my pillow from drooling

[brave minnow]

Today...

[glass mauve]

@queen bronze this is a good suggestion for you

[copper shadow]

FREAKY

[novel raft]

wet dreams?

[balmy shoal]

heheh

[past shard]

That's normal for us, don't worry

[queen bronze]

That's wildly inappropriate

[chrome surge]

What? No, ever saw someone drooling while sleeoing? Well that's that

[copper shadow]

Yes

[glass mauve]

Nah thats too far imo

Nope

[novel raft]

what was he doing in the dream

[glass mauve]

Chat going savage

[copper shadow]

Bro ping the mods and get him out

[glass mauve]

[brave minnow]

When Lancer grand prix

[soft pier]

Hello

[chrome surge]

Nah doc said this condition isn't normal at this age since I began snoring loudly and drooling, need to get it checked

[glass mauve]

Well Firstly I haven't seen anyone sleeoing

[floral bronze]

Another chat gone primal moment

[novel raft]

hellow

[past shard]

And snoring as well?

[glass mauve]

How do you sleeo?

[past shard]

Okay

[chrome surge]

Yeah but this started few months ago

[soft pier]

I used to have a zonda r in my old save

[novel raft]

on the bed \

[azure latch]

so rare

[soft pier]

This always active 24/7 huh

[glass mauve]

@queen bronze btw i was just pulling your leg, sorry if you got offended for anything

[copper shadow]

I am responsible for 3 chats gone primal trust me uts not rare

[queen bronze]

@cloud goblet sorry for ping you but do you have any idea why gauntlet is not available for me. I didn't Play it BTW

[novel raft]

@queen bronze Left the chat

[arctic siren]

lol is the spoiler supposed to be like this?? i never realized it happens to other car outside chiron

[chrome surge]

Did you try resetting the app?

[queen bronze]

I'm not a child brother to get offended by stupid things

[queen bronze]

I tried

[arctic siren]

well atleast it make sense with that change in chiron

[past shard]

Btw, how's MP1 slaving?

[arctic siren]

but 718.. it feels weird

[brave minnow]

Some cars can do it

[chrome surge]

Reinstalling is your last resort I'm afraid

[glass mauve]

Oh damn nevermind then, I thought Walmart bags get offended very quickly

[novel raft]

close it open it close it open it

[copper shadow]

The inly reason i said that was cuz bro was a man

[queen bronze]

What do you think I'm doing all this time

[arctic siren]

i forgot which other car that has a spoiler modification over the aero spoiler other than 718 and chiron

[novel raft]

ahhh

[glass mauve]

Wait @queen bronze lemme check my game

[wispy blaze]

Mc P1?

[arctic siren]

because 718 spoiler mod on that one looks weird

[arctic siren]

well that one still make sense

[soft pier]

It's active aero

[glass mauve]

If its some sorta joke then I'd suggest stay safe

[arctic siren]

i know but it never happen before

the aero is turned off when you add a spoiler mod

i only notice chiron

[chrome surge]

@queen bronze To further rub salt to your wound, I'm 24th in Gauntlet in div 4

[queen bronze]

I just started to spend my tokens and decide to Max out all mayhem cars game this is how you repay me

[arctic siren]

it looks weird man

the part is clipping

[soft pier]

Revuelto and p1 do it too I think

[twilit sable]

holy waste

[queen bronze]

I can get First without Even playing

[arctic siren]

revuelto doesnt have body kit mod...

[chrome surge]

Hacker

[queen bronze]

Don't care it's spending time

[twilit sable]

[queen bronze]

It's not everyday Gameloft Make a ungodly event like this

[soft pier]

It's default aero

[novel raft]

simply say you are doing time pass

[soft pier]

He uses td i think

[glass mauve]

@queen bronze sendscreenshot of missing gf gauntlet

[floral bronze]

copy paste btw

[queen bronze]

I use SD

[soft pier]

Td is touchdrive

[arctic siren]

what i want to talk is this, the way they add the brake aero on modified spoiler makes it weird (it clipping trough the boddy)

[novel raft]

card?

[queen bronze]

Doesn't matter as long as it good

[queen bronze]

Sight drive. There is a options to do that all Aliens do that

[glass mauve]

[queen bronze]

[soft pier]

Alu was better when it was asphalt 9

GOATED

[queen bronze]

No

[glass mauve]

No

[wispy blaze]

Final Minute trick isn't it

[queen bronze]

ALU is way better

[novel raft]

clash club

[past shard]

I could agree with that

[glass mauve]

No, too risky
10-15s is better

[novel raft]

old shop was easier to find and buy

[past shard]

ALU has the worst font choice

[spring ferry]

talking abt a9 aint gonna bring it back

[glass mauve]

I dont have new shop so well idk

[novel raft]

system requirements

[queen bronze]

come on brah font

[soft pier]

Actually know what Asphalt was kinda peak but alu might make it better if gameloft puts heart and soul

[brave minnow]

Gauntlet league

[glass mauve]

This is my new shop

[soft pier]

Who here has pets

[glass mauve]

Yeah

[queen bronze]

A9 was so grindy .

[glass mauve]

Fr

[brave minnow]

Im rookie

[soft pier]

Best event 4 grinding

[floral bronze]

@glass mauve new april fools discord game?

[glass mauve]

Im nothing 💔

[soft pier]

🙂

[glass mauve]

There isnt one?

[arctic siren]

hopefully its more noticeable than the prev video now

[queen bronze]

You those unplayable p2p event with. No multi packs

Nahh hell nah A9 is better lol

[soft pier]

That a cayman

[floral bronze]

just saw that today
didnt update yesterday

[soft pier]

So update

[glass mauve]

Damn

[brave minnow]

You have everything🫠

[glass mauve]

Nothing then

[arctic siren]

i know, im talking about its modified spoiler, which's not supposed to do that when braking

[soft pier]

Oh my what

[last dagger]

almost every car with active aero does this

[brave minnow]

I have nothing

[last dagger]

the fact it does it with the custom part is a bug

[spring ferry]

speedtail

[soft pier]

U activated the spoiler I think

[queen bronze]

You have any idea why I don't have gauntlet

[last dagger]

the part is supposed to disable the active aero

[glass mauve]

Yeah

[arctic siren]

THIS

[last dagger]

no idea

[arctic siren]

THIS is WHAT i mean

at first i only notice the chiron

[soft pier]

Who here has a maxed out lancer

[arctic siren]

which's okay it does make sense

[brave minnow]

Masterrrr

[short vapor]

Are you ginder?

[glass mauve]

Its still April 1st for her btw

[queen bronze]

Did they like did something. You know Stop people from playing it in the Last few hours

[arctic siren]

but this one, it doesnt

[brave minnow]

Teach me masterl(of gauntlet)

[last dagger]

i havent heard anything like this no

[glass mauve]

@queen bronze you never shared any screenshot of missing gauntlet btw

[arctic siren]

you are not helping 💔

[short vapor]

I can teach you.. but

[arctic siren]

better not reply if you dont know

[slow yacht]

Took 2 mayhem events to unlock this

[queen bronze]

I'm not joking just give me a sec I'll show you

[zinc perch]

hello guys

[short vapor]

Now make it 3*

[zinc perch]

[queen bronze]

I don't have discord on my pc

[brave minnow]

Why🥹

[short vapor]

What are the other bp rewards

[zinc perch]

use the web discord

[chrome surge]

[twilit sable]

W lobby?

[glass mauve]

[queen bronze]

I have a Life

[novel raft]

redeeme codes

[slow yacht]

How did u get those rewards

[glass mauve]

No you dont

[short vapor]

FR33STUFF

[brave minnow]

👌 Wow

[glass mauve]

And it doesnt matter

[short vapor]

Multiplayer 1

[novel raft]

alredy tried i need tokens

[glass mauve]

You can use the flipping web version

[soft pier]

The senna does it too I think

[novel raft]

true words

[brave minnow]

How you got a life?

[short vapor]

Triumph rewards sheet where

[glass mauve]

Doesnt exist

[queen bronze]

Why do you need a sheet.

[soft pier]

@queen bronze how rich are u

[glass mauve]

No image yet btw

[short vapor]

To see rewards

[timid tundra]

I only remember the car unlocks from triumph rewards

[short vapor]

Someone said there is jesko bp rewards at higher league

[brave minnow]

Then why see rewards

[drowsy fern]

Bugged, like how the LVN's rear wing was

Or is

Idk if it's still like that

[short vapor]

To see if grinding is worth it

[arctic siren]

yes lvn also bugged

[queen bronze]

Ohh I'm not rich at all my parents are

[timid tundra]

Was 918 spoiler bugged?

[arctic siren]

its not completely closed

[brave minnow]

Several people are typing....

[spring ferry]

ai slop?

[glass light]

Alright gng April fools is over

[queen bronze]

So do you now believe that I don't have gauntlet

[glass light]

Time to change back

[glass mauve]

That image is older than you btw

[glass mauve]

90% yeah

But how

[spring ferry]

take a guess how old i am

[brave minnow]

No

[glass mauve]

Well id say 47

[queen bronze]

That's what I'm asking if I know that I wouldn't ask you guys

[slow yacht]

Porsche 918 Spyder asphalt edition's accel is atrocious

[floral bronze]

but of course.

[timid tundra]

Discord is being funny

[past shard]

Normal

[vague river]

sup y'all

[timid tundra]

Sav

[spring ferry]

well done

[spice narwhal]

[glass mauve]

Norma

[arctic siren]

sav_9832

[glass mauve]

Ty grandpa

[timid owl]

Hello

[slow yacht]

Not even a shockwave can make it able to reach 300 kmph

[vague river]

hru

[trail grotto]

Hehe

[spice narwhal]

Never thought 1st s class porsche would be a trash

[timid owl]

Im doing alright, you?

[exotic elbow]

Meiji rush Chiron

[queen bronze]

Anyway why is Evo event stage 5 and 6 not available for April 2nd and 3rd. Isn't it's usually available all at once

[glass mauve]

No

[vague river]

i'm good check ur inbox

[glass mauve]

Its been like an year since they started doing this

Everyday new stage

[short vapor]

How many anniversary seasons till last year?

I guess more than 2

[exotic elbow]

W display name

[spring ferry]

anytime grandson

[exotic elbow]

[queen bronze]

What ? Really I remember sf90 Evo event last all stages available the same day 🤔

[slow yacht]

Can't believe even asphalt is doing the 67 meme

Just look at the redeem code

It gives 6767 coins and 67 tokens

[short vapor]

You know what else is 6 7

[barren ivy]

67 is not funny anymore

[spice narwhal]

Never was

[slow yacht]

Truly an Gameloft April Fool's attempt

[minor raft]

oh its not a banned word anymore

heh

sad

[timid tundra]

Just wait till you see offers selling 67 blueprints

[short vapor]

Braincells remaining for asphalt developers

[spice narwhal]

67 is prime no. I guess

[timid tundra]

Oh wait, it is

[fossil dirge]

guess I'll buy

[timid tundra]

I guess that's the only meaning it had

[brave minnow]

What is redeem😱 code

[bleak dove]

[vague river]

sup bro want to race with me in my room?

[past shard]

The true movie horror

[timid tundra]

Can't do rn

[slow yacht]

The redeem Code is FR33STUFF

[vague river]

who want's to race with me

[queen bronze]

67 is one of the nine Heegner numbers ,67 is the sum of five consecutive prime numbers,Irregular Prime,Lucky Prime and a Chen Prime

[barren ivy]

me but i dont have good cars

[brave minnow]

67 just a number
🙂

[vague river]

i only have 9 cars

[queen bronze]

Also ​67 is a self number .

[chrome surge]

Bro the hell you blabbering😭

[vague river]

newbie? me too

[barren ivy]

lets race

[barren ivy]

i have 70 cars and level 15

[queen bronze]

Colombian numbers

[chrome surge]

[vague river]

send me a friend request

[short vapor]

What is the origin of 67 meme

[vague river]

then we'll do voice too

[chrome surge]

BTW @queen bronze Had EEE quiz yesterday and I got totally smashed🥀 , bruh...I don't even know where they gave the questions from

[barren ivy]

i'll just give id: 7s9xcm

[vague river]

kay. voice?

[slow yacht]

Erm actually...

[barren ivy]

can't

[vague river]

okay

[vague river]

anyone else who wants to race?

[brave minnow]

Thanks.it worked 💪

[vague river]

it's loading

[queen bronze]

no integer n such that n + sum of digits n = 67

[brave minnow]

Several people are typing....

[vague river]

ha

[barren ivy]

7s9xcm join this one

or did you create the room

[vague river]

nah

[slow yacht]

EliteamGAS is typing...

[vague river]

i'm joining urs

[chrome surge]

Bro's a full fledged mathelete now

[brave minnow]

Noo..
Fucomp5 is typing 67....

[proud vine]

I hate those barriers in the April fools event >:(

[floral bronze]

56

[barren ivy]

@vague river start?

[vague river]

ready?

yeah

[slow yacht]

Hello there is DBT's and this is the EEEEEEs...

[rose acorn]

Looks like how I unlock this car is I rob a Jaguar dealership

[spring ferry]

3 tokens

[rose acorn]

yes sir!

[unkempt trench]

[spring ferry]

lock in bro

[unkempt trench]

Dear user

[rose acorn]

wdym

I robbed a Jaguar dealership to get the car

[limber parrot]

Hiiii

[rose acorn]

beating times

[limber parrot]

Good morning

[rose acorn]

with a guaranteed key

[main mason]

Is sharing account by using Gameloft club safe?

[brave minnow]

1.17 hard....

[limber parrot]

😀imma do same race time
Thx for the secret run time

[rose acorn]

wdym

[rose acorn]

I just locked in

[gleaming oar]

I can do better time but its those stupid cops that im always 1.18

[queen bronze]

@glass mauve would you know believe me . I really don't have gauntlet

[vague river]

i did not mean to wreck you

[barren ivy]

gg i sandbagged on purpose

wait Jason

can you access the porsche of legends event

[vague river]

kay

[wispy blaze]

I think it's better to spend time on other events... For this one you just need the key...

[rose acorn]

I won because im the only person in this race who had a diff decal

and its payed or u voted in all 5

[spring ferry]

why are we censoring tokens

[slow yacht]

Guys have any of you got 100% in career mode?

[queen bronze]

No reason

[floral bronze]

finally.

[calm tide]

Yes

[gleaming oar]

Yes. Decal boosts stats. Trust

[spring ferry]

then why is it censored...

[slow yacht]

The Acura NSX gt3 evo is impossible get

[gleaming oar]

No

[queen bronze]

Because I want to

[gleaming oar]

Oh

[barren ivy]

@vague river do you have this car

[gleaming oar]

Gt3

[vague river]

yeah

[barren ivy]

ok lets race with it

[slow yacht]

Let me guess is your tokens above 50k?

[limber parrot]

Yeet

[vague river]

from the Porsche season

[queen bronze]

I wish

[gleaming oar]

We needed 67k tokens and 67m credits instead 🥀

[wispy blaze]

It said so even though I'm actually not 100% yet .-.

[wispy blaze]

What code is that .-.

[slow yacht]

67 devel sixteen blueprints sounds more fascinating

[gleaming oar]

Fr33stuff

[inner maple]

is 1:17.062 enough for the jaguar key

[barren ivy]

@vague river vjj2vc

[paper lintel]

SX hehe

[barren ivy]

i left the other one

[slow yacht]

Bruh in android I'm stuck at 99% and 1916/1918

[limber parrot]

[vague river]

my game crashed give me a minute

[eager laurel]

is the 918 spyder asphalt editon worth maxing or should i focus on other cars

[thorn hollow]

What are the stats on ur guys XJ220S

I cant even pass 1:24 💀 🙏

[barren ivy]

some people dont like it but it does float, idk man

[spring ferry]

focus on normal 918 and carrera gt

[wispy blaze]

Uh I thought it's max free try...

[floral bronze]

[thorn hollow]

Oops sorry

Bcz Im figuring out how tf did u guys get 1:17 or faster

[floral bronze]

ngl 918 ae does feel better than lykan

[barren ivy]

@vague river upgrade your car a bit

[thorn hollow]

Like which paths did u guys take

[twilit sable]

🥀

[rose acorn]

Idk I feel like im lucky I locked in

im not usually this good

[rose acorn]

i think

[eager laurel]

lwk 918 has better stats than its asphalt edition counterpart even tho its A class

[vague river]

already did

[spring ferry]

lykan still superior

[floral bronze]

this is why i dont even bother wallriding

[spring ferry]

whats ur time

[twilit sable]

1:20 💀

[spring ferry]

alien

trust

[twilit sable]

sorry 1:21.1

with wreck

and a few slow downs

[spring ferry]

well

um

[twilit sable]

omg

the ai cars are so fast they hit the barriers and they just cover the road

[floral bronze]

1 wreck standard is like high 1:20 to 1:21

[twilit sable]

why tf does that keep happening

[floral bronze]

ok top 1100

[spring ferry]

i got 1:16.3 on 2nd attempt, ima see if i can get faster

[limber parrot]

Broo 💀I really forgot that we never needed to slow down
FAH 😭

I'm dumb

I need to restart the run

🥀

[wispy blaze]

AI = Annoying Intelligence 🥀

[spring ferry]

not even top in my club

[obtuse hollow]

Do yalls gauntlet crashes when the opponent hits a car?

[arctic siren]

lol

[livid condor]

How was this decal obtainable?

[twilit sable]

was free iirc

[quiet heron]

qyo

[arctic siren]

DS1 or decal bundle now

[quiet heron]

we back

[arctic siren]

wrong one

[floral bronze]

oh we ballin alright

[vague river]

that was so competetive

[quiet heron]

@twilit sable

[barren ivy]

i tried to make it fair by slowing down

[zinc perch]

evo

[spring ferry]

close

[floral bronze]

ok so NOT wallriding helps a lot

jesus christ

[vague river]

don't

[spring ferry]

no, wallride HELPS

[zinc perch]

me wallriding everytime mate

[twilit sable]

ok got a 1:17 now

but on scuff run

[floral bronze]

sorry, not drifting helps

mb

brain fumbled that a bit

[rose acorn]

I refuse to believe out my time playing this game I did this much races

[barren ivy]

its ok

[zinc perch]

i got 23 😭

[rose acorn]

my acc did this much?

[twilit sable]

wha

[twilit sable]

ohhh

[floral bronze]

wait whats your time

[queen bronze]

So what's the catch. Is this real or just another April fools prank. I highly doubt they going to give the key that easily

[barren ivy]

@vague river keep the car

[zinc perch]

it sucks

23

[floral bronze]

damn

[last dagger]

i think the "fools" part is the map itself

because it has all this crap in the way preventing you from making a good consistent lap

[quiet heron]

PL in 10?

[zinc perch]

im being flown by barriers

[last dagger]

random traffic, police cars, heavy barriers, all that

[vague river]

kay

[zinc perch]

barrier jumpscar

[last dagger]

the rewards don't seem to be a joke

[arctic siren]

does it has a lot of traffic just like last year?

i havent played it

[queen bronze]

You mean the cops and traffic cars. 🤣 Yeah but it's not that bad

[zinc perch]

everything rams me atp

[last dagger]

yes i do mean the cops and traffic cars

[zinc perch]

[twilit sable]

gng my phone is out of time in 20mins

[last dagger]

is that not enough as a prank

[twilit sable]

ok got 1:16 flat now

still scuff tho

[floral bronze]

360 under the bridge then drift till you reach it
i think they made the ai more lenient towards the beginning

[arctic siren]

ok lol

[floral bronze]

ok aline send run

[arctic siren]

so they did the w motors + ajlani joke map again

[twilit sable]

didn't record

[light kelp]

Safe?

[zinc perch]

ok i'll note that imma try later when my fuel resets

[queen bronze]

I mean kind a not. It's not really a prank. A prank would be give the BP to max out the car or all 16 epics but not the key

[twilit sable]

I don't really record stuff when I'm not doin ref run

[spring ferry]

not leniant, just manage nitro

[floral bronze]

imagine they take heat 7 seriously and make that an april fools tle

[last dagger]

and players like you would be exactly the sort of person to complain about that instead of seeing it as funny

[twilit sable]

no u need 2000 pts fr

[queen bronze]

Lol I never complained about the Jesko 🙄

[zinc perch]

real prank was lancer event

[floral bronze]

first hours got them way passing me BEFORE i even reach the place man
and note that my strat never changed once

[last dagger]

no but you have threatened to change your topic of study to law just so you can sue gameloft

[light kelp]

Poor tokens amount

[rose acorn]

Bruh I got demoted got attacked

I got no tokens and it ends in 4 hrs

[twilit sable]

rip

[queen bronze]

Yeahs that's a different issue. I never complained about anything like others here.

[floral bronze]

low cortisol lobby

[last dagger]

im surprised you didnt try to claim that you were joking when you said that

[paper tendon]

[open plaza]

Damn div 4 must be hell

[queen bronze]

No I meant for real like how would you react When you account get banned over exploit that others used not your Self

[uneven cedar]

Hi

[quiet heron]

ight

whats code

[zinc perch]

randomest lineup i have rn in div iii

[rose acorn]

idk I just got demoted and have no tickets

ends in 4hrs

[floral bronze]

div 4

[spring ferry]

boom

[open plaza]

Damn

[twilit sable]

lemme finish LP showcase run rq

[open plaza]

Thank God im in DIV3

[zinc perch]

idk if this lineup is solid enough

[quiet heron]

DIV 5

[last dagger]

that isn't what happened though lmao

[quiet heron]

(pretty sure hes a cheater)

[last dagger]

now you're just making stuff up

[twilit sable]

wow I flipped

[open plaza]

At least it cant get any worse

[spring ferry]

safe?

[quiet heron]

its fury burras

[floral bronze]

div 5 isnt even a bragging point anymore

[twilit sable]

dang did better than me

[quiet heron]

ik

[twilit sable]

i'll dm u code

[floral bronze]

i mean, maybe. i got 1904 with that 17.1 of mine

[spring ferry]

and i smashed into cop

[open plaza]

Rather than giving us another mp league they should make another division

[queen bronze]

Really. 😵‍💫 You don't remember getting banned for few days after the clash situation.

[open plaza]

But GL too dumb to do that

[last dagger]

yeah i don't because i wasn't stupid enough to exploit it

[azure latch]

hope this holds, time to sleep

[spring ferry]

i was at 1095 with 1:16.3xx so i think this'll hold tbh

[last dagger]

sorry that was very strong language

i wasn't

err

i personally chose not to exploit it

[open plaza]

Can I get 1.17 with using TD?

[last dagger]

so i didn't get punished for it

[wispy blaze]

In a Div 5? I don't think so...

[open plaza]

Or at least 1.19

[vague river]

lets do another map

[queen bronze]

Well me neither but I was flagged as a cheater because I left the Club after the clash ended. Because you know we all did sandbag. And it took me 2 days to get my account back

[tawdry oracle]

anyone has the newest sf90 ref of hell vale?

[brittle sorrel]

better watch your language

the reddit bros gonna hound you for being disrespectful to the asphalt community

[last dagger]

i think that's called exploiting

[floral bronze]

high 17 is somewhat possible but you need hybrid, pure td is gonna wreck hard at the start

[queen bronze]

Really like half the clash is sandbagging

[wispy blaze]

Or just 100% manual would be the best...

[last dagger]

and also i looked at your message history and you threatened to sue over them accidentally taking away your 918 after you did the "claim clash rewards multiple times" exploit

[open plaza]

Sigh I wish I wasnt handicapped by becoming a phone player

[floral bronze]

oh dw the start is simple

[spring ferry]

i dont think most people realize that when you 360 here you avoid losing speed if you can catch the drift again

[last dagger]

im not like

[queen bronze]

Well what can I say

[spring ferry]

not sure, i dont play mobile

[unique pewter]

I think I should have it

[last dagger]

im not saying you cant get angry they took something away when they werent supposed to

but err

[unique pewter]

hold on a few mins

[last dagger]

you are not entirely clean in that situation either

[tawdry oracle]

thx if you sharing it

[floral bronze]

i just dont float over that corner

[tawdry oracle]

i'm really on hurry rn so

[queen bronze]

Yeah but other than That never complained about anything else like things like p2p or multiplayer or whatnot

[spring ferry]

i mean you avoid cops either way so winwin

[last dagger]

thats cool then

but please start complaining about multiplayer more if you can

[queen bronze]

Why ? It's fine

[last dagger]

the more people talking about how bad it is the better our chances for convincing them to change it

[queen bronze]

It's not that bad.

[last dagger]

it's not that bad but like only at the bare minimum level as in "when you play it sometimes you don't feel like gouging your eyes out because the basic gameplay loop is the same as before"

[queen bronze]

Well I do complain about the car filter.

[last dagger]

but everything else about its quality of life and balance is a step down from before, which was a step down from unite, which was a step down from 9 legends, which was a step down from early 9 legends

[unique pewter]

https://youtu.be/77FH3AH5j04?t=186&si=jD2T3UW5YI3Nubrs 3:06 in this vid

[floral bronze]

i dont think they even changed the center core of mp after this

[queen bronze]

Maybe it just the way I play the game. But I don't really see any issues with the multiplayer. It just totally fine to have some fun and kill some Times

[last dagger]

when you play it sometimes you don't feel like gouging your eyes out because the basic gameplay loop is the same as before

[left night]

bro what did u do for boost

[last dagger]

you don't see any issues with it because for the most part you're casual

[paper tendon]

[last dagger]

there's nothing wrong with that

[queen bronze]

I never felt that. I just play casual.

[placid barn]

88.37 max accel for centenario

[last dagger]

because the basic gameplay loop is the same as before

[brittle sorrel]

handling is in the bin tho

[floral bronze]

accel aero 🤮

[placid barn]

Yeah

[queen bronze]

It is one of the reason I quit. Few weeks ago than came back because I miss that hour or two I just mindlessly play the game

[hearty pivot]

fr

[placid barn]

I'd rather place a semi slick part instead

[short vapor]

I need 11 bps to 5*

[limber parrot]

I will 5* it today XD

Just need to play the races

📈

[trail prism]

Nobody asked but

[prime niche]

[limber parrot]

FAH

[prime niche]

Fahhhhhh...

[trail prism]

Also this Modificata event has been the ONLY event where I get every reward

It's been a really good one, I only need the credits to gold the car

[hollow girder]

Anti overspin working

[trail prism]

Back in my day

[short vapor]

One more spotlight and I will max it

[astral heath]

I don't think imna get a better run anytime soon

[floral bronze]

lmao nice pos

[astral heath]

Thx

Dang chat quiet today

[spring ferry]

whoops

[rose acorn]

Does someone have a refrence for this stage

[astral heath]

Bro knew

[lone jolt]

guys is there a new mp or sum cuz i saw it said that for a sec when i loaded my game

[barren ivy]

yes

this update changed multiplayer

[vague river]

sorry man my game lost connection

and it crashed

[limber parrot]

Maxed all cars

[astral heath]

Nah it's new york

[barren ivy]

its ok, i need to go anyways

[vague river]

okay

[zinc perch]

[barren ivy]

i somehow got that one to 3 stars

[quiet heron]

anything but good music taste

🥀

[spring ferry]

ah yes, my D1 hater

ilyt bro

[obtuse hollow]

Lemme hear ur taste

[minor ember]

guys is it just me or is anyone experiencing that the car just stops drifing when we try floaty?

[spring ferry]

subjective take btw

would u rather phonk arthur? is that what ur into?

[quiet heron]

no

💀

[spring ferry]

then shut

[quiet heron]

gng what ✌️

are u sped

bros defending phonk pack it up

[limber parrot]

🥀

[spring ferry]

define good music taste

[chrome surge]

I can but music isn't actual food

[zinc perch]

there's probably sour music

[chrome surge]

Ye sure but how to taste music

Do I lick the speakers or what

[zinc perch]

we lick our sounds

[chrome surge]

Nope still tastes bland

Just tasting air

[zinc perch]

mine tastes air

same mindset lol

[queen bronze]

I'm about to max out all cars

[minor ember]

can someone help me know im sane because whenever i floaty with perfect nitro my car just stops drifting after the 360

[floral bronze]

addressed

[queen bronze]

Floaty with perfect nitro

[daring trail]

#1243514792715751487 message

[minor ember]

yeh i do that all the time but after update it doesnt work for some reason

[limber parrot]

Mee too
29 modificata Bps left to collect from the event

11 cards missing
Soo I will buy a modificata pack (750 token) and max it out XD

Today itself

😀

1000%

[tawny seal]

That is an April fools prank right?

[queen bronze]

I never heard floaty with perfect nitro.

[quiet heron]

nice, i almost have every car maxxed out in this game too 👍

[rose acorn]

huh i think im fine with my currency rn oh wait ima buy an EVO pack

[tawny seal]

Why me 😭

[queen bronze]

Buy the multipack it's better

[minor ember]

yeh it helps maintain speed longer

[limber parrot]

Nope its real vro
I started from 0 star ⭐ modificata lol

[chrome surge]

I perfect nitro in air

[tawny seal]

How did you get that much then?

[limber parrot]

Yeah that's what I'm talking about

Last time I brought a pack and got 16 bps 💀
I had all other cars maxed

[queen bronze]

Bro You're Alien is it even possible to floaty with perfect nitro

[tawny seal]

Do you think I should Aim for the Modification?

[limber parrot]

😭? It's common

[queen bronze]

For real it's common I never ever done that.

[tawny seal]

It's hard

[limber parrot]

😭?? Huh

[queen bronze]

Does it even make Any sense

[tawny seal]

My car does not do floaty properly if I try that

[tawdry oracle]

@unique pewter plz send to your teammate gg

[minor ember]

its quite easy?

[tawdry oracle]

i'm done

[minor ember]

i was it in a rednycto vid

[queen bronze]

But doest even make Any sense to do it

[limber parrot]

It's not hard vro
And also it's useless
😀Also shockwave punch drifts are cool though

[rose acorn]

My currency aint too bad right?

[tawny seal]

It is a rare occurrence I manage that

[queen bronze]

I don't watch yt that much

[minor ember]

agreed

[limber parrot]

Useless but eye blinding stuff

Fun

😂

[queen bronze]

So no reason to do it. No wonder I never done that

[queen bronze]

Just don't do it than

[limber parrot]

😭it's fun to do it vro

[near gale]

son

[minor ember]

its muscle memory😭 i cant stop doing it

[limber parrot]

Same

[chrome surge]

Bro spawned again

[tawny seal]

Why do people even do that kind of floaty along with nitro break floaty?

[near gale]

ahh

[queen bronze]

Well than do it it's your game

[last dagger]

perfect nitro float only helps with timing

doesn't make the float better or worse

[near gale]

i got like 2 hours of sleep ffs

[near gale]

alright good to know, thanks

[queen bronze]

Anyway when did y'all discovered that

[chrome surge]

That was a quick sleep wish I could take power naps like that

[tawny seal]

What?

[near gale]

That was my sleep btw

It was 4am

[last dagger]

too long ago

[limber parrot]

Shockwave punch
Orange nitro punch
Yellow nitro punch
360 floaty with perfect nitro

Exists

(All do almost same thing though)

[near gale]

It's 7:22 now

I got 3h of sleep

son

[chrome surge]

Be grateful, I get 30mins-1 hr per day🥀

[queen bronze]

Really guess I never paid attention

[tawny seal]

Perfect nitro is hard to manage

[last dagger]

not the last one

punch doesn't do the same thing as 360 float

[queen bronze]

I do all that except perfect nitro thing.

[minor ember]

imma try for the last time or imma go insane

[near gale]

h

[tawny seal]

True

[limber parrot]

Just click nitro during 360 😀

[tawny seal]

It's very hard to get the timing

[near gale]

nice

[queen bronze]

But isn't it slow to pick up speed. 🤔

[tawny seal]

For perfect nitro

[chrome surge]

[near gale]

holy unemployed

[queen bronze]

Holy

[limber parrot]

Muscle memory

[chrome surge]

It's nice to live of my dad fr fr😎

[minor ember]

bruh thats not the only thing

dog catches too

stop drifting

😭

[steel summit]

Useless

[near gale]

you gotta hold drift

then it works

[boreal stirrup]

We are back to being non mode

Mods*

[minor ember]

yes i do im very good at it but idk wahts going on

[near gale]

[minor ember]

i think im going insane

[near gale]

you were never mods

[limber parrot]

If you loose the floaty
Punch can save you to an extent in some cars

[chrome surge]

@queen bronze All this power but I can't run a simple 3D software on it🥀

[queen bronze]

Well after the update car does stop drifting when you land and was drifting mid air. It doesn't work anymore unless you hold It.

[minor ember]

ohhh so hold drift button?

[chrome surge]

Yes we were

[near gale]

bruh

[queen bronze]

Intel ahah

[near gale]

i just said that

hold drift

[chrome surge]

Forget that, even the RTX 4060 isn't detecting it smh

[queen bronze]

Yes but it used to work even if you don't hold it. Just drift in the air than Land and drift continues. But not anymore

[minor ember]

i thought it was something differnt sry🥲

[near gale]

all good

why are you apologizing lol

[minor ember]

idk

[chrome surge]

🔨

GET Ou-

[tawny seal]

I am having problems on some occasions

[near gale]

are you gonna hammer fantom?

hmm

[lapis hatch]

has bro not slept

[chrome surge]

How and why do you have Fantom held hostage

[near gale]

i got like 3 hours of sleep

school starts in 30

[lapis hatch]

[queen bronze]

You ram is not enough. Need at least 32Gb

[near gale]

ask him

[tawny seal]

Me with 30 fps on an android device

[round cradle]

monteih? more dih🗣️🗣️

[queen bronze]

I have exactly 25fps

[chrome surge]

You're missing the point bro , I'm using maxsurf and apparently it's an old software which is built on OpenGL but modern laptops only detect DirectX 11 and above

[boreal stirrup]

I was never a doctor as well

[tawny seal]

What device¿

[round cradle]

dawg

[queen bronze]

Trun the legacy mode on

[round cradle]

whats with all the anime girls

[chrome surge]

@strong glacier You ok buddy? Has Monty kidnapped you?

[minor ember]

but why do we have touchdrive ahh mechanics on manual?

[limber parrot]

Soo this Is the issue
Hmmm intersting

[queen bronze]

Cisco router

[limber parrot]

🥀

[queen bronze]

Same brahh.

[tawny seal]

Yes it is

[round cradle]

no cc850 april fools?

🙁

[chrome surge]

Where legacy mode

[queen bronze]

Yes see

[limber parrot]

[tawny seal]

This

[limber parrot]

Manageable

Never give up 😭🥀

[queen bronze]

Idk somewhere in the windows

[near gale]

[queen bronze]

It is but it's kind a annoying idk why they did that

[near gale]

he's fine rn

[chrome surge]

Stop torturing the poor thing

[languid echo]

what the sf90 doing here

[near gale]

i will free him soon enough

[left night]

monty is back?!

[near gale]

30fps 😭💔

[near gale]

a bit late to the party are we

[limber parrot]

😭you did it too early

[left night]

how tf HUH

[near gale]

W hehe

[limber parrot]

Repost 🥀btw

[left night]

how did u convince him

[vague river]

who wants to race me?

[queen bronze]

So you guys actually has no idea why I don't have gauntlet

[chrome surge]

Nope nowwhere I'm afraid, damn why do old not upgrade their stupid compatibility

[near gale]

bro hold on this emoji goes SO WELL with the holographic role color

[vague river]

we need lik several people

[near gale]

What the hell

it matches perfectly

[queen bronze]

Well tell me the issue again.

[limber parrot]

Yea
Unexpected and we realise it only after loosing 50kmph 💀or something

[sturdy totem]

why did mp1 disappear?

[near gale]

stuff happened ||(check MA giveaways)||

[chrome surge]

@strong glacier Escape from him already, you're a phantom, just go through walls or something

[near gale]

did it?

[near gale]

[vague river]

i'll send the link here then anyone can join

[near gale]

hello nerlow

[sturdy totem]

brother

[near gale]

wtf

[chrome surge]

Yay! you're free

[near gale]

nope

[tawny seal]

Sorry 😐

[sturdy totem]

also hello for nGu | Hercules

[jovial path]

WHERE

[near gale]

holy alien

[strong glacier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891289069454262294/1096396029470974022/4x_4.gif

[near gale]

come to savage instead