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How sad was this 
mp?
travis 4* imp
mp1 is NOT for the weak
I don't have like the perfect perfect garage bro
also holy crap mp1 is a hellhole without zr1
so yeah if I could I'd max it out
no zr1 = instant death
no
Did I impress Bihar 
all the other cars are trash
This one is peak

Ok...
kek
even wwo added as sticker 
Or did I depress bihar
wth is champion legue
filler garbage
🤔
Ok


gato
spicy
2* 21c still usable in div 4 
le fantôme
playing gauntlet 
h
alien
hello spy
elite gato

my teamate
Potentially
@sturdy totem 
Oh gold
I might join Omega
Nice

holy wifi crash
do you need help to join?
everything just loaded
playing asphalt in general 
i can back you up
Nah im chillin im waitin for club inv
earth 

universe 
oxygen 
asphalt 
nothing 

void 
snuffo 

Hi

bye guys
bye
|| || 
sonzer
son

Bruh
omg thank you so much
why is it that long
it actually worked
sus
Vro golded his
Lemme check rewards
Code from actual set
ur welcome
i really wanted to 2* it too

Legendary person
Decided to spend 1k tokens for the last EIP

too late kek
What’s a good setup for Centanario?
i already claimed
light
Same…
Bought a lego set, Comes to the server, gives the code away.
what does it give
Best thing to do if you dont play the game but aren't going to throw the code away
yeah thats what i thought
so
yup

Thank you man you genuinely made my day wow @rustic lake
Ain't no way
Bye, you have a great day too
glad to hear
name idea: 
ah I see
ok goodbye
LMAO
thx
it was a code from a real lego set
thanks man you too
dementia at its peak
real
Omg April fools tle is actually dog
mini ds atp
Bro, one time, someone also did a code giveaway but I accidentally typed an O instead of a 0
I did not know there would be barriers and cops that want to kill u as well as cars placed randomly throughout the map
bus in the middle of the road 
traffic cars floating above the road 

imagine unbreakable npcs
anything but proper mechanics
free tc
gimme that key
let me ruin someone's day

Do i know my P1 that well maybe? 😭

free gold
thank you OG eggstravaganza
bot lobbies
i haven't golded since eastervengeaavece
No its not with bots
same with incivble
ik twin
Omg I used all my fuel and only completed the one race
The ai cars are actually brainless zombies
dont flex on me ☹️
dw you'll get it
The ai cars hit the barrier and the barrier blocks me
After they hit it
hahaha
thanks, how hard is it tho
for unlock?
Can we please get things that are hit to be ghosted
probably free
Like when a car wrecks
yeah
wait actually it's 85 bps
oh dang
Nah it’s this combo
and from then you can probably unlock
If there weren’t ai cars it would be fine
from buying bps in the store
Cus I can avoid the barriers
35 locked in pass 
But they hit them and block me
One of these two to break a minute and 32 seconds on the San Francisco credits heist.
imagine this being locked at last paid tier in porsche selection spotlight and having to pay because didn't play all TLEs
Use lambo
mambo
I figured it would be the Asterion over the 911 and I've gotten close but haven't broken 1:32.
Are you using TD or manual?
i was going to buy this but i decided not to
This one was good
Manual.
i didnt wanna PAY for a decal for a trash car
fr
yeah
a bit grindy
Got my LN to 5* with it
sorry lemme rephrase
not worth 20 bucks thats for sure
Just need to 6* it now
a *mid car

Dawg i ran out of options
mediocre*
Not even evo 🥀
I give you the answer you asked for and you just ignore me?
🥹❤️🩹
I even used the amg black series
true
@twilit sable 
still top 6k alr
is it plat 1 or plat 2 for triumph
I will do it eventually
1
h
I’m not ignoring u
youre gen softlocked in mp1 if you dont have evo zr1 lol
I just can’t help any further
Just need some credits to max the IE then I'll reach plat 1 with it
Cus mine isn’t 1*
Then say that instead of saying nothing.
not only zr1 
So I wouldn’t be able to make a reference for you
i appreciate that gng ❤️ i should be good tho, if there is something i need help with tho i'll lyk
either zr1 or enzo
prob a secret third car
nah sf90 in champ 3 
For me, the IE is more than enough
either way why do all that work for a nilu clone
guys chill
i was referring to specifically plat, but yeah that exists too
I do not awake without significant coffee input.
bro literally
HOW is it that sf90 is still super OP even after the nerf
Evo zr1 vs amg black series is the opposite of balanced
let's all boycott mp1 🗣️
What a revamp
Imma just play for triumphs
90% of the problems are becuase of the ranking system apparently these guys cant get that right
gotta record a vid to get dem views
i can't even GET the triumphs 😭
sure

hello fusion
I forgot, did I post this earlier? I think I did though but it might be fun to repost a 2nd time
wtf
congrats lol
Where did you come from 

my only pack opening vid managed to get more views than most of my mp vids
lol
Wow
Get banned again 
also i only have literally 4 good mp vids
yea
ppl like openings somehow
Better than me
wow what a mistype
Ok
Now I have no reason to even play
we looove bad rng
alright

me gl37 💔🥀
for the love of the game 
23X cars
Barely
ARTEMIS 2 taking off GUYS
forgot
WOOOHOOOO
No love left 💔
It’s just not tho
wdym
who tf is artemis
Skill issue if u think that
nah
genuinely play mp1
NASA
The people are going to the moon
most of the update changes are why i titled my evo acura mp2 vid that
Now for 1:27s with my Ferrari J50.
It’s in gold 1 - higher
I'm still gold vro
Legit not that good
well guess whos game decided to throw them into PLAT 3 on reset
W
congrats
yeah, besides the fact that
Since the car pool isn’t rotating again except champion and legends league can’t they bring back slipstream now
i didn't get ANYTHING
😭
@near gale hai boi
sup
i came back lol
same 
or rank down
god car
just rank down
because of EVO ZR1
it counts the plat 3 anyways
Mmm
just leave every race till G1
Am at 50k jeton
am at 2k jetaj
I am 38k
I love the GT3 Evo
me rich boi
one of my favs
I was in silver 2 or silver 1 idr which and got reset to bronze 3.
amg jetaj incident
im good wbu
Chilling

im js yappin
Reason: Bad word usage
nice
Fair enough
meanwhile
Kim
son
Hi shredder
SHredder
Snuff 
i DON'T even know
Henlo
Snoofster
lmao
Hi chat

kut
If nobody answers that means no
Hullo
nice
Hullo
I have 8 epics but the car is 1* 
those who know
chat is meowo here
idts
how good would evo acura be if it could float
@charred osprey are you enjoy your time in elites 
Sup
meh
i totally didnt blow 6k on emeya yesterday
I'm getting more comfortable yeah
Yes
Ez 

you WHAT
<1/4 second away on my second attempt.
O shut up, like u didn't do sum like that
i DON'T even know why i do this stuff
dude when you wreck, why does asphalt overdramatize it
mine was a class higher at least
oh no you wrecked plays a whole MOVIE
yeah well

Every AI opponent you rear end explodes. Not every car in this game is a Ford Pinto.
Ironic
Helo guyz
ok mr "i blew 25k on c63"

Why am I getting plat in g2


talking abiout mp1
best financial advisor i've ever seen man
even i can do better financial decisions 
eem
true
Shhh, dont blow my cover 😤
ive been making bad financial decisions since 2024 but at least now i'm 16 bps away from maxing emeya
6k 
couldve been worse
@steel summit 🔥
@charred osprey hello 
elite
we dont talk about that
O but we do
😂

tbh i always do that
I would NEVER
Shhhhhh
you sure


Just in time
Yo where's big eem
what is this even needed for
||singular braincell|| 🥀
Cover blown
forg
gold I or II I don't remember
I don't really have good cars in that tier
That's my braincell in the middle of the night when I don't have my caffeine


Cuz yes
🥀

but I gotta say that the comeback was insane after that crash
guys helppppppp i was in gold iv last season now i am all the way at bronze 3!!!! ist hata a gltich?!?!??!
lmao
Where's your absolute buddy
it reset because of the new update
Good morning chat
No it's in the update
everyone???
Where's ur bolide buddy then
is ti for everyone
I crashed at the dumbest place too xd
yeah
cool uh
when I have THIS
yeah Xd
Should I flip my phone to read to name
🥀
its outdated, we only have 3 tiers now

3 countries want me bruh
this smokes absolut
real real
You don’t have to
any day of the week
1v1 rn cro
This belongs in layer 4
the rewards are very terrible tho
trust me
Need north Korea next
cant PL
It should be easy to read

account flagged as underage
Cant or won't
sorting out with CC

nah
What do I gotta likely do to be in top 25%
account bug
Is there a way to stop crashing lol
I dont want ur id
ok then shut
Wow
wait is it !
I keep crashing every race what to do?

Hommage Evo is really something in Lower MP1
i forgot the prefix here

U js dumb
This car's kinda fun to drive, despite its overrank
been like half a year

shut up kid 
Bro has shown this 2741 times since he's been back
Shut up lil bro 
Why you both beefing mate
||gotta flex on the poor||
Hes js flexing his broke ahh

Hry folks. I need your assistance in confirming my calculation.
So current Gauntlet ends today at 2nd April. So that means next Gauntlet would be up at 10th right?
😭
Next Thursday

Fortnite?
every 2 weeks so the 9th
9th,thanks!
Chat will I get to stage 12 in the mayhem event?
Hola soy nuevo
Whats rocket league
Your only saying that cuz u play ts
Hola, inglés por favor
Then I can OC at 8th
😭
you WHAT



Did i say something wrong

Useless
Chale, bueno existe un servidor LATAM porfi, viva España
🥀
Finally. After all this time, Devel will be in my hands. All while I stay in div 4
Chat will I get to stage 12 in the mayhem event?
no, solo inglés aquí

Oki
Ghosty
Meh

Where have u been hiding
Imma just check on my pvz guyz bai bai 


Lemme check on my garden 
OC trick, congrats
Holy

Thats shocking
public shaming 
i am watching from far distance 

Public shaming you
Useless c c63
Chat will I get to stage 12 in the mayhem event?
Im going to find you, and when I do

Lancer in legends league
We are saved

!
De tomaso

Am I findable ?

tomato pee 72
Yes
🥀




who said that
tomato pee 900
Is there any centenario in career?
yes
I am asking 
Do you know chapter?
you're invisible lowk
4 i think
1 and 2 is too early
Okay
Chuggington Collab when
Hello?
yeah i figured
Will this cook silver 1?

hey, hows it going
do yes
Watch me win with it
There is 2 decals for the 918 do you get both or just one?
insert parth vader meme
good, do you think I will be able to get to stage 12 in the mayhem event?
Was this necessary
@charred crescent
both
first one is free
second one is free too but under conditions
you had to play all related TLEs
the asphalt edition? you get the 01 decal for free but if you participated in all 5 events, you get the free animated decal (or you pay for it)
İf you done with the voting section happened last year you get both of them
exactly
not the votes
the TLEs
What then?
lowk confused
918 ae animated decal kinda good
?
as long as you played all events + voted, you get it
fr
I thought that was votes
I like it
voting doesnt count
Snuffy I’m getting pizza
i saw ppl get the decal without voting
the decal looks cool but doesnt fit my interests lol
equip green then ig
What flavor
01 is better in my opinion
asphalt
eh
pizza flavor
I mean even non animated is decent too
it's nice and all
it's just a bit too simple
compared to the other one
it just outshines it imo
Please rename yourself to snufferoni
sure
The way it goes from pink -> purple -> blue just looks good
thats why i like it more
Hawaiian and pepperoni with mushrooms
I also asked for spicy flakes
Also those 3 colors go well together
yeah
green and pink
Hmm
I'd try it
How to get this one, guys?
mm sexy
Wdym?
spend irl money when it appears
Christmas colours !!!
requires a key. it was in the DS for Koenigsegg Chimera
like do you think tense performance can compete
So got unlucky and got Paris
waste to gold that trash tbh
U do a better time than me rn
10 secs behind 
Let’s see it
Is there a reason I can't use my 918 AE edition in Gauntlet?
son
With Ds e brick
mine is 3* 
Do a better time
Don’t care
Yes u can
no pl for me
yeah i dont know what happened. i cant find the car in there
no
Do it right now
OK so not just me lol
said this a billion times already
Monty when have u played rl recently
sorting it out w cc
2h ago
my main got permabanned tho
i kinda crashed out and uhh
Bluh

said uhh
Sounds like a skill issue to me
something a bit illegal 

@heavy cedar ARG loreeee 
Skill issue vro
🤦
Claim tokens!
lancer domination
Who are you
chat how to Elite
I am meow

ngu savage better
Meow meow meow 
Play more
youre cat

I’m your friendly neighbourhood cat
how is rl related to alu
Do u need more coaching
When dat Easter spotlight agin

Is Senna GTR evo as good as ZR1?
cars
no
Too close for comfort
yes
Snuffy did I tell you there’s a new Spider-Man movie
I forgot
😃cool for now
i was playing a plat 2s heatseeker tourney and my teammate had to leave
Is it close?
I can relate to him now

Danke
aaand
the final team kept demoing me and bumping me
Will you want watch the movie
I may
🦝 🦝 🦝
idk I have a busy summer
Snuffo did u see what happen to me on ace challenge 
I think it’s coming out in July?
Imagine
ggs
bruh
😭
bruhh
I didn't I work when they happen
🥀


lmao
Lost bc of it
btw this is not off topic because cars
Traz should get nitro with discord orbs so I can see the banner 
where's twin going
All bc of bad map design
ye
P1 is actually the goat
thing is, i don't have the orbs feature 
the only part i'm really sad about is this, i had bought this goated explosion for 1000 credits a few hours before my acc got banned
so that's the biggest loss for me
#1 April fools hacker?
also 75 bucks down the drain
And this one guys?
@heavy cedar
But how many $
Ok
Noooo 😭

i can reply ping myself
what is this
I can’t see the ultima mashed together
why no evo
Why #1 have 7 sec faster than #2
wdym??
Or was it devel mashed with something
how do u not have orbs
not maxed
its a discord feature
Can we go back to the old MP system now? I hate the new one
discord but orbs are non existent
ask devs
And my game crashed
I should make some more skill issue banners because I like to edit somewhat
how the hell
do your quests bro
there are video quests and all
for orbs
W Paris
bru
imagine almost losing to an AF10 
Someone should give me a video to edit
Make it like one of those videos where a YouTuber gives a video to 10 different people to edit
how is AF10
A black screen for 10 hours :D
10 hours of pure white screen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC5WrEArgxY
48 hours of pure black screen in HD!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SLr62VBBjw
24 hours + of pure black screen in HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjWfY7SnMBI
8 hours of pure black screen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ-aYOdaRV...
this
do it
Guess I could still probably be considered an EVO ZR1 spammer since I use a car compatible with EVO
trash
Ok
Understood

Let me
Edit
Trash Arash
How to do the April fools event 🥀 the start sucks
:lowcortisol:
you don't
nah nah nah I mean my discords doesn't have the orbs feature, like hmmm
impossible
siiii
No key
does bro not update his disc
Is it region locked
That car is better?
No
Did some places not get it
It is tho
then practice
When first introduced
cmonn bruh 
AF10 is better than m4 bro
Prove it
hello nixy
bruhuhuhuh

Yea
See what I say
why believe nixy when you can believe me
yeah ik monty is special
Very
Sky
hai


Monty rn
Henloooo 
How is thee
Use this Calculus to derive the equation of why the drift in asphalt ain’t working
gt40 rn
Where dolphin laugh
bro this is so ez
Gud wbu? 
Who said it was hard
How hard is calculus
lol
high
ez
ik
Am gud
Am having pizza for dinner 
Tedious ahh work
Yum
Monty, what is slope
thank god people like him exist
i did math in french 🥲
Why would I ring a bell im not a Minecraft villager gang
the
Mace!!
Calc isn’t bad if you’re good at algebra, vectors is harder
we doing the exact same thing pretty much lol
aie
the 
Oh boy
I genuinely don’t know vectors
Legendary person like i said earlier















