#🏎・general
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why server farting
we do a lil bit of trolling
i ate tacobell near the servers
Most alien ccxr driver
😎
Before few months I had a account conflict and the support fix that so now I have new device and I want to save my progress so whice email to login to gameloft? Both my emails have recepie because I switch accounts on Google games

which supremacy is better airbus or boeing
oh boy here we go again
Antonov
McDonall Douglas
@pure veldt hey could you please try a combo and get me a target time so I can be a private lobby slave
no i dont want that obese plane
the funny element
yeah
why not 🗣️
but game not opening
If someone can help
Your venom is 3* right? Do fire and ice
servers taking a poop
okay
how does this HAPPEN
this might be my best work yet
Message me in dm
the aventador j was catching up but due to my skill i won
hello for mcdonnell douglas
8 mins😭 😭 how??
also my car had faster accel
pretty quick huh?
i want dc10 saar
16 more
Very
😂
you like mp2 you dont have any rights 🗣️
cheesy
hello for

more slop how adorable
i have a faster time
Btw is jenna ortega in this server, the one who currently has no 1 in mp1
Your ai slop bores me
f15 eagle cool
yeah 🗣️
then do they have lefts
no we have souths
east
north
one two skip a few
korea
lefts as in they should have left indeed
woah woah woah we dont talk about that
Thank you mayhem🙏
@azure latch hi event horizon
Damn, i still need the porche and the Mercedes to be 4*
My carrera was already maxxed
Nice
wdym korea is a good country
which korea 
I was 5 short so I bought a pack
@crystal apex
best one 
south
ah

its just a modificata
i wreacked
The one where people live
faaah
👏
Ahh, so jenna ortega does play asphalt
people live in both 
Yeah real one
13/16 saar
Only one side lives
Ah yes
The Death of aviation
wdym which
woah
both are good
The other is aliven’t
Ho
hello for
fast
disclaimer: i'm not a whale or smth i maxed modificata and others in last mayhem event
huracan on steroids
😭
We twin
literally 44 tokens
The power of the card
downfall
That's non existing
ikr
did bro just lost to a worse RS
Oof, I'll be on that lvl soon
yea
Come to think of it
I just need to buy one more pack
Could you max the 499p event out if you just played the first one
Buy lp for next season to gain some fast tokens
I just realized I had Gameloft T-shirt from last year 
First off, don’t do this. Wasting tokens on fuels and tickets is not advisable
nice phone number
Based on how good the support cars are, maybe
Phone number of the T-shirt brand 
U can max but can't gold as we can't get 16epics i think
can i give them a nice call 
Burn ts
Go ahead
WOAH woah chill out lad
Nah
Can gold
cosplay as a gameloft associate and fake an asphalt video
average 2026 f1 season dnf each grand prix:
nah let him cook
wats lp? 😄
Hmmm
he cooked with the stove off
find it hard to burn a shirt with the stove off
First GL introduces style tokens for decals now gatekeep decals to force you to buy🥀
years of asphalt experience saar
Yes
damn bloody
Understandable
It’s not even available to buy
It was a phonk collab
Was it ever/
||darkhyper onlyfans pretty soon imma call it
||
There are also license decals that you can't even buy
I regret not buying DragonForce one
Was it free then?
No
no
Wut
My point
would
Like 3 times
i would subscribe
missed that 
he gay?
divo
Who the hell is the guy/lady?
hyperina
You have to explain how did you lose to an Ultima and whatever is that car
Just saying locked behind paywalls
divo's biggest nightmare:
albon dnf is unfortunately accurate to what's happening in 2026
Divo sucks in general
guh
Guys its my new
thus individual has never heard of cross dressing 
,y principal got deleted
charlies Leckirk
And yet I won with it twice today 30 mins ago in MP2

Guys
he was my uncle

cant even say it now the number is banned

I am waiting for lamborghini centenario evo
I click on gameloft club because I just want to remember from which email iam connected to the account and i see the account conflict screen. But its appears only 1 time. Should I go the the custom care anyway?
Please someone tell me
Then i will unfollow him 
Wait isn't that the guy who came 2nd in last year's esl?
69
took them long enough
Not gonna say that
GET Ou-
100
I would rather get executed
honestly im not a spammer or anything but it being banned is actually stupid what if a random new player just says it and get warned out of nowhere 😭
their loss
plus deserved
Im writing your name on the death note
be very aware
Tips for using a high speed car in classic? I know I'm meant to 360 people, but they stay in shockwave. Also I get crushed into the wall when I ride it💀
Yes we are
a
I know my rights
wtf
maybe not 360 people so you kill your speed
duck
then what do u invoke

If I don't I die tho
rights to lose 300 kmh and the race sure go for it
Like passing people when I speed up
Donate
just go around them and stop ramming their butt no one will 360 u
I sentence thee death by 360
shockwave when you pass them
rerun when
or avoid them altogether
maybe they like that?

wrong answer JAILED
maybe in few months i m guessing.
Not happening
Go ahead
Can't wait to meet my friend after he killed by Iranian drone 
no
I'm calling my lawyer

🙏
whoa whoa whoa-
Just a hunch, but this might return in BoS 
wait are u for real
Matt Murdock ?
Yes re run when
I need more S class car
see a black van outside?

🙏
No but I do see a wanted poster with your name on it
🔨
It's mid so it will
woah thats not how it works

🙏

🙏
NO

🔨
🥀
🔨

its high ranked so maybe not 
anyways enough cyclops stickers
most random cars in a round lmao
Imagine losing to an Icona
beat me by the last second
🔨 ❌ 💯
also stock one:1
Bruh
This may be a dumb question, but how do you move away from them so they can't kill you in something with worse handling?
I feel like it depends on the track
just go around them with shockwave
if they 360 they die
Bro just 360 them if you think they're in range, works out for me 96% of the time
or overtake them on ramps and land on them for extra nitro as well
its easier to defend than attack
Wise man once said, "Offense is the best defense"
bro why is this dudes name your mom in a german slang
if ur attacking all the time u could just get 360ed by the car ur fighting or the car behind so its a loss loss
You should try that when they are shockwaving and see what happens

Yeah, I can't really 360 them a lot of times because of that
I'm not dumb enough to do that bruh
You haven't seen a guy with n word as a name tho
yes 360 in a high speed car and nuke speed because you dk what else to do

This guy cheating or what?
oh dw i saw plenty weird names
like girl.bumfun
or cm.insideme
If it ain't broke don't fix it.

if ur smart u can drop to 3rd place and watch 1st and 2nd fight closely then do a through goes hamilton
Ok
How?
Im sorry they have these????

My university has these keyboards
Aula is creamy
this means what exactly
Is wooting 80he good?
How are they cheating?
I have better
bwo portal glitch
yes
Mhm
Must be a glitch or something
You need an iq too high to get it
Prob ping
Which is a big skip

Is Bluetooth? Might get it for phone
For gaming? Yes
For keyboard in general? Not really
Still not allowed in mp
this existed after a few days of sdh wdym
Should I always try to have a full bar with bad nitro cars too? I think I have a skill issue with getting shockwave in parts where you can't typically get it in reference runs, unless I straight break I guess
pretty sure youve never been to plat iii or higher so stop giving dumb advice 
they dont care theyre just gonna say "its part of the game mechanic with an ai response"
Just watched L Mev video
Saw someone bypass portal in other San Diego variant
it works on every san diego portal
yea, that's the portal skip exploit
What is that glitch with the Evo cars that makes u have a headstart
I've never been to those leagues coz of bad garage
me when theyll ban for bwo under their fact that its not part of a game mechanic
Nothing to do with KD
My school is selling the macbook neo for 500
But how's that even possible when he would go to that portal anyway
imagine asphalt added irl car sounds 🤤
whats your garage cuh
i got a email from my university about the neo
it IS
guarantee you you can at least get to plat iii with your garage
I can put in #💀・cheater-report right

I need to know how to do that. I try to stay away from everyone like they have the plague, but in tight sections I get obliterated💀
you just need to unlock mp
yes
yes but nothing will be done
you don't even need any car
360 isnt superior it wont get you nowhere far
free try cars can get you to LL
yes
embrace clean racing

Guys lil off topic but it's important. How do I get a real Roblox agent to help me
with evo now its more difficult but true
yo stop saying the truth
ban me 
Reason: Bad word usage

lol
Thats REAL hard considering SF90 exists
I also try that but a lot of times people land on me.
I suck at classic
if alot people land on you JUST MOVE or use shockwave
played these games before ik ts all too well
if they land on u while 360ing u can kd them just driving normally with shockwave
evo acura nsx will be so peak
my university selling creamy keyboards is so cool what
i js now learn they sell aula products
Bro be like: Go vegan and stop killing animals
they got all of them
icona enough for plat 3
And they did it from the back of the pack so I didn’t realize they were ahead until the end of the race
not really, in the final few days of mp1 you can get away with some 5* B classes up until plat 1 where you actually have to use high end A/mid S
Lykan can get you p3 lol
free try carries, plus vanda, icona, and lykan
That’s how far ahead they were
clearly u just play dirty
Damn, bro got rhe ford gt mk
Yeah and I need like 20 points left to reach LL
Vanda at 4* is good but icona and lykan aren't
They got the HERO SERIES??
dear lord we have dasil 3.0
friendly fire
My school got some class
ofc I do, why wouldn't I if there right in front of me
yep ur not getting to plat 3

is this real
💀
i can check on the official time
If u saw someone's map sign (thats yellow thing) kinda near to you, shockwave
gimme a sec
fine then
In that case, I should pause nitro midair from jumps at the start, and keep straight breaking to stay close to shockwave when I'm still passing others
better yet he should just not say anything about how to drive in mp
Use zagato
only thing he knows to do is 360 as a reflex
i still choose the zr1x and also ts aint friendly fire cuz silverado and f250 owners fight eachother but honestly th gtd redefines what a mustang can be
How's that friendly fire?
Chevy and Ford have been against each others for a long time tho
Best free try car so far
They are tho
I miss Nevera
🥀
14
like thats worth anything
🥀
My school selling steelseries?????
Bro complaning abt mp2 rewards
Is there any other way of getting amg gt bp I js need 1 more for 5*
valid because they give nothing
The only choice
dog gamemode
Ikr
Debt in tokens and done with se
wildcard
What uni are you in?
Idfk why team existed
if unlocked
I haven't unlocked it yet lol
Yummy
Like its escaped
And if I save and spend on a pack I'll get bad luck
Jesko
Keep in mind that lykan takes a good amount of practising to tame properly lol
Free game lol
@unique pewter its not 6:41 lmao still faster than c8 tho
He got Caribbean tho 

jesko
so the gtd time was pure bait

ZR1X did 6:49
probably view bait
This reminds me of those official asphalt screenshots of new cars without the arrows 
Ford being Ford
Lying like CENTCOM and IRGC
Not bad ur second with trion
yeah barely

lmao
Second is still good
Or he or she gapped you bad?
apparently the zr1x didnt made it to main lb as well for some reason
certified GTBS moment
Tame?? oh brother, it's not a wild horse😭
That Halloween skin looks so cool
no they didnt still i never win against devels
GTBS goat
what website is this
Best Mercedes car ever
amg one 
not even being able to beat f5's, or devels etc. no its not
bro what
It's literally like one the best cars. Unless the driver is bad
"amg one" and "not road legal" in the same sentence
Also it's just a stupid collector car
By “tame” i meant to properly extract the maximum performance from the car
Yeah I was wrong
It's still stupid tho
How crappy a car has to be to 'extract' performance
its road legal btw the car is ranked in "fastest production car lap time"
Driving it well in simple words
Average San Diego portal
Portal
i think hes using his ultimate
nah it's a 1999 volkswagen passat
turbo diesel swap 
ah yes throw me again like usual with f5s and jeskos into san diego
how tf did the m4 clocked a 6:53
im stuck at mayhem 139 conditions
nah what
did all of the possible ones
wikipedia 
but they did say for it to be added to the list it has to have either an official manufacturer's press release for manufacturer-conducted tests, or if it was done by an independent publication then there has to be an article alongside there has to be a full onboard lap showing the lap + timing from start to finish
now what do i do
This gotta be ragebait
Skill
Ok then why are other cars not feel like bricks compared to it? hell even FXX K feels good compared to it. Lykan speeds up like snail
son
What is the max time u could get on a gauntlet race
And speed loss is just...
GL: it's C elite


im having a decent run rn
not that its hella good
im driving bad rn the whole time and weird physics bugs happen each race
i hate mp2
;_;
Happens to me every 2 mp races
m4 g82 what are we doing bmw its just a coupe 😭
My school sells gaming computers
Whale school
how is it faster than the 992 gt3rs 😭
The ram has probably been stolen by a student already
spam vs skill 😭
avoid the square zone
it's landmine zone
@empty shard meanwhile the non road legal stuff
We have apple products, gaming peripherals, gaming pcs

Lmao
C7 and C8 same time
Some kid st my school is selling a 7800x3d 5070ti pc
I refuse to believe the 919 hybrid evo is that fast its so insane
Which college does bro even goes to?
Your good brother that's why u keep getting opponents with broken cars
if it gets added in game it's gonna be a 5* B class

and with high handling crippling drift speed
really nika?
What class would a track hawk be if it were added to the game
really WHAT now
bypass 
piss off
Now this one is actually bad
fh5 screenshots 🥀
real?
Reason: slur bypass
gtr casually cooking amg gtr 
They sell ts vro
first and second one is fh4 iirc
yeah if i crash because my car flips by just drifting
THATS what I MEANT with physics bugs
wtf isnt the g502 like $30 new
ik
gameloft doesnt give a damn about their game
Get F5'd
Irs the hero one
buy me fh4 lego dlc 
@dense dune F80 beating a gt4rs and gt3rs LMAO
are you rimuru??
eep
Grind for Tokens
guess game
its originally 70
weakest M badged 316d
my school also doesnt do taxes\

speaking of nurburgring times
nurburgring in ashplat when
enzo crapping on model s plaid absolute cinema
lol no
I wish I had F5
last year someone tried the Carrera GT there and beat the old time by a whopping 10 seconds
nevera time attack with 7:08 
💀
its spelled nürburgring
some gaming pcs?
me
💀
🤓
yeah i dont have one either
so ur saying if the 919 run is done again it could do a 4 min with the modern tires
guh
$1250 for a 2050 laptop
That's disgusting
I don't think it's been long enough for tyres technology to shave 20 more seconds from that lap
would be wild
its hp its gonna be bum
I dont think its possible to get 4 min lap time as of now
unless u have some car that can corner at 400 and accelerate like a nevera
You take that back apple boy
Where were u during its Spotlight last year ?
hinge problems
I wonder how the newer version of speirling can do there
the one with a higher speed limit
More like skill issues

corner at 400 
i swear if it breaks 919 record its gonna turn into sukuna vs gojo porsche aint accepting that
imma be honest
they not gon let that slide
say hello to neo
I don't thing anything can even beat the 919 record
like it's almost a whole minute faster than others
Bye bye
selling neo under msrp
i couldnt PLAY THE GAME
because of IRL ISSUES
in racing the differences can be milliseconds
and then the 919 hybrid evo just
-1 min
my uni selling aula keyboards
also great lost to a jesko again and somehow my team lost even tho its a tie
i thought that said aura
make it make SENSE
It would probably take at most 10 years for some thing to beat it
and the good stuff too
1 + 1 = 5
Why is your uni even selling consumer products? It's not a business place
okay I could not get a better attempt in the Jesko TLE
might have to settle with a 45.8 upload
If its tied the team with pos1 wins
unless mcmurtry really go all in and build a neck breaker car that breaks every rule
thats just dumb
6 * 9 = 400 🤓
Not really
yes it is
cause we better

1+1 = 11
2+2=🐟
6x9=36
3+3 = ⬜
this is online only but i assume u can use ur school currnecy to treat urself to a nice creamy keyboard
9+10 = 21
son 😭🥀
🐎 + 🚗 = ?
and theres ways u can get the currency for free aswell
mootang
Doesn't exist here, you come, you learn, you take a beating in exams and repeat
so enough good deeds and u got urself a free keyboard
Or you could hand me the account and settle with forty fourrrrrr
wrong one
@dense dune Megane rs crapping on a gt4
my school is just better
Some guys got banned for this earlier today mind you
hello for

rich ah...apple user school
sure ok-
they got some alienware aswell
let me in 
Special 300k members arash imperium giveaway by muttley
this isnt even fun

WHAT
another 499p mayhem when
Tomorrow's own right ?
@unique pewter estre setted a time for both gt3 and gt3rs 💀
me want max aperta now
hes on a side quest atp
estre moment
He probably sleeps on the nurburgring at this rate
YAI
wanna sync mp2 
a bit too late fam
bro i sleep at 0-1am occasionally
I DONT got school anymore fam
ohhh word?
school starts again in may
thas crazy
yes word for word bar for bar
Reason: Spam
folk
💀
lmao
Cp
i have school until late june😭
Cpc
companion😭😭😭
And there he goes
mate 😭 😭
Thank you moderator/automod
Into the mystic shadow realm
nephew😭😭😭
son 😭
pal 😭😭
scallywag😭😭😭
How did they have oc on time attack
💀
bug like two seasons ago let you oc that season's cars for like 100 days
🥀
something like that
100 days u for real?
yes
Fufuuuuu hows hash
Howdy duck
hello
Hows u
also icona in plat 3 btw
yo can I send u a funny car video
bet
alien
sent
105 days exactly
kb or controller
Apple icon btw 
Drive it with manula kb and then tell me
dude im not a god at kb
folk
let me call my mahoraga
Decent time?
@pure veldt hi my mahoraga kb alien god can you tell if icona in plat 3 is good for him
No
lmao
seine?
@cloud goblet @cloud goblet @cloud goblet
@charred osprey @charred osprey @charred osprey
@waxen vessel
for additional, it was supposed to be 20 chips for a day and 105 chips for 7 days, but they accidently set 20 chips for 105 days
yall saw the nsfw server invite flash right


@pure veldt Race with a max icona with no eips to reach plat 3 with manual kb

@charred osprey @waxen vessel
e
e
@charred osprey
Fine
@dense dune
e
@restive tusk
son
folk
@restive tusk @languid vector when marry
when kids
Hi
❤️🩹
the kid is clyde
They're still young

easiest thing of my life
i can do that on day 2 mp
wow alien
Prove it
They aren't legal yet
god tier*
icona is a good car
thats not even hard
that is not hard
like whats veen the challenge
uhhh which 
ok now do it with gt12 vantage 
both
@charred osprey @waxen vessel
Both
lol ye
hell no
ik
Then do it and show me, oh wait you're in LL by now
just joking
it does floaty good tho
I am pretty sure I have already gotten tto plat 3 with icona
see how i write “properly”
also I dont need to prove you
high chance of screwing up the float
don't have that time to waste
the car just bounces randomly
It does have slight physics issues
In next MP season do it
bro its easy for him
son

@pure veldt In next MP update get to plat with icona
How i move when the 1st place and 2nd place fight each other and slam each other into the wall leaving a free space: (a bit of knowledge required)
I got lucky got a 15x drop for the amg gt guys
i might be cooked for mayhem
I only needed 1 bp
can you stop pinging me?
through goes hamilton 🗣️ 🔥
im stuck at 139 conditions
bro the new season has different mechanics 
Hi coco
Get to plat 2 with sf90 ahh challenge
Guys... 0.35%💀
Hi snuff gato
Oh yeah forgot, shame I can't see ahmer in action with icona to plat
who could have guessed
“If you were in MA2 you could have won that race” -Snuffogt1
What's the most tankiest car in the game
I can't believe this is real.
alfieri
Snuff to cool for ma
Dayum
srt8
What do u mean in terms of looks ?
Its suspect😂
What do you mean by saying "dayum"?
If u manage to get physic bug with maserati alfieri i dont recommend going outside that day 💔
From A9C!
doing that rn ill give u 360ed count today it is 10 yes i got kded 10 times 
Elk death caugth me out of guard
handling and drifting
No like how indestructible it is
Devel 
using low cortisol cars in plat 3 is fun
💨 🔥

I needed this info because I keep crashing on mp 
😂
its not indestructible i 360 it every time i see it in my lobby i dont want my device taking up storage
teoRAma
top speed float at stock is crazy
u mean a sr71 aint no one catching up to it
😂
Only problem of the devel is I need d5 and currently I'm on d3
Does anyone have a china version?
same but d4
Asking in #🪄・off-topic has more chance of one since chats are not that flooded
believe in urself i said that when i first started the game look at me now ||im still at square one aka nowhere||
folk
I'm at the same path as u dw

It's actually the Porsche gt4 clubsport
That guy doesn't wanna die no matter how compromising the position is
Nuh uh
If the car has “clubsport” in it its not stable 
||gt2 ||
Tanks aren't the most stable thing ever
They're durable
ok how about instead of the tankiest car we do the most fragile cars
let me start with top 1
is not real... is not real...
That's ketchup
My most fragile experience is with solus gt
wdym by fragile
yes
The furai the MOST vulnerable car ever
Bugatti Chiron 2016
Any car is fragile for me
Easy to destroy
I crash at any momenr
Praga is pretty fragile too
Like example glass
With the solus, i literally landed on the ground from airtime and it died?
Evo valyk fragile especially light
Onyx can be as well
Its fragile?
Onyx not
Never experienced it
guys is chevrolet grandsport good for level 11?
Yup one bump can cause crash
Alrighty then ill take that back
yes
Eem we all now the indisputable unbreakable car is the vandal
I really can't compare any car for how fragile it is
I crash the same amounts of times
then is it good in multiplayer?
vandalism the most destructive car, everywhere it goes… it leaves no one alive
The veyron is fragile from what I can tell
Easy to do from air jumps
MP1 imo
alr thx
Just my opinion ask others
aight
@left night why did my gato turn into a hedgehog bro
icona
did u like the video
i didnt finish it yet lmao
Showroom then dump Tokens into its packs
Faker icona
The junior icona vs the big icona
But cooler
For the 50th time I can't trust myself with tokens
Truth
How much u got rn
0 lol
Im the coolest, shadow the hedgehog
And lvl 14 garage
No way 🙏😭
time back to when this individual forgot to turn off his game going outside for dinner

Theres been worse
Eem has the cutest gato
Today...
how worse is it
Fufu
idk bro
Wow oky pray it comes back in some event in the future cuz last time it was featured was HoloLive goated Spotlight imo
Is it a he or she eem
Hopefully this anniversary
Its a he
gato
👀👀
honestly those arent my cats they are my relatives
If i ever get a cat it would probably be a ragdoll

Cute gato
Fufu
Okay done
Yes?
U want to see bad
oh cmon bono dont stab me 
Eem
damn 2.3k hours
Counts from start
Pls go outside 🙏🙏
i have 7.6k hours (switch 1 version)
Isnt grass dangerous
I'm no longer Rulue now, you can call me Chizuru from now on.
Wow I should've not missed the hololive spotlight
I hear it is for some people
cool name change but all the memories with rulue name….
@junior raven Fufu before u ask warframe is upgraded so more hours technically than shown as its switch 2
And I just have 700 hours on PS5
But I'm still maintaining my Youtube channel name as Rulue.
fair enough
Riolu
@empty shard Tried Icona MD Kb for the first time and got demoted to gold 2
bro
HOW
Ok
Rulue reminds me of riolu
Because I'm now fonding with Chizuru Kagura, a character from The King of Fighters series.
me and icona have bad blood
And also I have changed my ign to Chizuru Kagura.
star up when
@tawdry oracle send senna GTR epics
Imagine if Kimi wins a WDC before Russell 
still not showing?
i just don't check what the microsoft reviews talk about
probably possible merc dont have papaya rules






