🏎・general

[low hound]

sometimes
wbu

[glass light]

So from Bronze-Plat is all D-A

[still gate]

im fine

[twilit rain]

340 86 80 60

[spring ferry]

and if it's acc good you should be fine

[twilit rain]

something like that

[limber saddle]

I heavily fw ur pfp vro
Pls dont get hit by a car next week

[swift merlin]

Brains were disabled momentarily

[low hound]

aight

[limber saddle]

Watch ur surroundings on friday vro, im telling u

[zinc perch]

Hello big redline

[low hound]

[still gate]

this game got boring for me

tbh

updates arent any interesting

[twilit rain]

@limber saddle

[civic echo]

Where?

[low hound]

we have S class 918 soon

[limber saddle]

thanks
top speed is kinda disappointing, especially for a 917 tribute car🥀

[still gate]

meh

okay

[swift merlin]

For next update https://asphaltlegends.com/news/porsche-of-legends

[twilit rain]

patch notes

[still gate]

dude booster tag looks so good now

[glass light]

Top speed is pretty disappointing, but at least the other stats are good… at a first glance

[granite rivet]

dude i genuinely cannot with mp1. its literally all the same cars 😭 🥀

[swift merlin]

Mp2 with Countachs

[granite rivet]

bring back old mp1

[limber saddle]

Acceleration and handling are Juicy but without decent nitro its a bit ahh

[granite rivet]

and PLEASE add a diamond tier for cars like the sf90 or smth after plat but before LL

[swift merlin]

[twilit rain]

literally champion league

[granite rivet]

champ sounds like it would be above champ, diamond makes more sense cuz bronze-diamond all are things of value that increase successively

[swift merlin]

Actually, a league primarily dominated by evo cars means mp is paywalled

[granite rivet]

its always been that way

[low hound]

there's always a F1LM

[limber saddle]

im in division IV gauntlet rn and i gather about 1400 points each time it comes. Now im boutta enter division V, am i gonna get mauled?

[twilit rain]

ah yes, Legends the famous

[granite rivet]

a9c actually knows how to make a more balanced mp system

[swift merlin]

Putting the pieces together

[balmy shoal]

having champion is genuinely good

[zinc perch]

Absolute cinema

[twilit rain]

only way to know is to wait for next season and play it

[balmy shoal]

don't even need to

[low hound]

[balmy shoal]

the dif between plat I and LL is insane

Jesko is LL worthy but too good for Plat I and it's only there because the SF90 is in plat III

[twilit rain]

I find it funny how the community is all angry about the changes when in reality this is what a lot of people wanted

[modern parcel]

can i have kelp car yet

[balmy shoal]

and there's so many cars in LL that are GENUINELY useless

[tacit heron]

.

[twilit rain]

ccxr

[balmy shoal]

so having a tier between Plat and LL lets them have a use, and puts the SF90 is a spot where it's not gonna grab all the other cars near it and ||REDACTED||

[twilit rain]

I like the reduction of tiers and the addition of champion league because it over all makes the triumph awards better

[balmy shoal]

we wanted an X class because S class is the most diverse class, but having an extra MP tier instead seems like the next best thing or could be even better

[low hound]

"can i copy your homework?"

[twilit rain]

silver and bronze packs are basically useless

[chrome surge]

No, you can take all of it

[low hound]

not that useless tbh

[balmy shoal]

so I for one am excited for Champion league, because as a concept it's great

[zinc perch]

Crazy

[balmy shoal]

it is up to GL to not be stupid with it tho

[twilit rain]

imagine they make milestone awards 15k lmao

[zinc perch]

I'm in silver so the packs are useless

[jovial path]

bro how are you in a max chiron and losing to a 2* speedtail

[zinc perch]

Crazy

Worst defense

[swift merlin]

Scenic route

[twilit rain]

Bridge finale

[balmy shoal]

Rimac Nevera attack time

[low hound]

fridge finale

[low hound]

42m

[zinc perch]

Rimac nevera heart attack

[twilit rain]

Rimac Nevera Massive Attack

[zinc perch]

Rimac nevera MA™

[zinc perch]

Massive attack time attack

[slim scaffold]

Rimac Never Attack

[zinc perch]

Ma™ time attack

[twilit sable]

Will I cook this gauntlet or get cooked

[twilit rain]

Rimac Nevera MA™mbo

[twilit rain]

gotta play to get played

[ebon sigil]

Get cooked

[ebon sigil]

Ooh gr supra

[twilit rain]

racing conce.

[twilit rain]

bro literally what is that lobby

[zinc perch]

Average asphalt Facebook comments

[formal pivot]

LL is a koenigsegg exclusive now 🥀

[twilit sable]

The pfp 😭

At the bottom

[dense dune]

[zinc perch]

Nah 😭

[flat ibex]

Peak music under mid gameplay:

[dense dune]

sam

[swift merlin]

:sam:

[flat ibex]

guys

[zinc perch]

Ya

[swift merlin]

gals

[balmy shoal]

gotta be the worst thing i've ever heard in my life

[zinc perch]

Literally mine

[jovial path]

banger

[zinc perch]

Crashing into a cop in a cop car

[glass light]

Striker 🗣️

[zinc perch]

Freaky spoiler

[formal pivot]

Average gwa new cars review is better than whatever that ear cancer was

[flat ibex]

boiz

[zinc perch]

Males

[twilit rain]

nacho libre collab when?

[zinc perch]

FNAF Collab when?

[lucid bane]

[twilit rain]

inshallah

[jovial path]

i think im at a good pace for 60k tokens by november, had like 2.8k three days ago

[zinc perch]

I'm at good place for 1k tokens I got 34 rn

[jovial path]

weow

[zinc perch]

I'm financially stable

[twilit rain]

you can get over 100k by november if you save up well enough

[zinc perch]

[low hound]

catfish spotted

[bitter tendon]

bold statement

[whole wind]

solid pull

[zinc perch]

Toridon

[jovial path]

im js not gonna spend on anything and get tokens wherever possible

[twilit sable]

Wish I had this car

Cus it looks so cool

[zinc perch]

It won't come back right?

[twilit sable]

Nope

[zinc perch]

[jovial path]

would be cool if they put it in gauntlet

but no

didnt toridion go out of business or something

[zinc perch]

So its basically a gold rarity car type stuff

[lucid wharf]

😍

[twilit rain]

it's like the brabraham or the inferno

[zinc perch]

I got a brabham contract

[still gate]

idk bro

[twilit rain]

you can do 10k to 20k tokens per season if you lock in hard enough

[low hound]

car's look:

[still gate]

having legend is good already

[balmy shoal]

genuinely what are the downsides of champion

[lucid wharf]

no.

[low hound]

mambo

[jovial path]

random power outages in night tracks

[zinc perch]

Gd Collab

[jovial path]

[lucid wharf]

Champion would be better if it was blue

Like diamond

In c9

[low hound]

i need practice for venom

[zinc perch]

Imagine random power outages in the day

[vital lance]

goat collab when?

[jovial path]

i NEED venom

[twilit sable]

LeBron is not gon collab with AL

[low hound]

literally
i can beat others but not aliens

[twilit sable]

Cmon

[twilit rain]

I'm so excited for tuesday

[formal pivot]

Why does she(?) have bat ears ?

[zinc perch]

They're not enough

[jovial path]

i thought update was monday

[zinc perch]

It's a meowl

[low hound]

it's a horse

[twilit rain]

update on monday, season starts on tuesday

[jovial path]

oh

[zinc perch]

Woooo

[jovial path]

been a while since i was early for a season mb

[low hound]

ye that's why

[zinc perch]

Massive update

[twilit rain]

chat we have found the one person who doesn't know what uma musume is

[zinc perch]

MU™

[formal pivot]

Doesn’t look ridable

[vital lance]

massive update attack.

[jovial path]

me too

[low hound]

horse girl
umazing

[jovial path]

wow

[lucid bane]

bat ears

[twilit rain]

broke

[jovial path]

saving up token but not credit

[twilit rain]

there's a TLE next season that has the chiron in it, hope it gives eips

[low hound]

nathan impressed

[jovial path]

real?

[twilit rain]

do you have the time attack?

[zinc perch]

Real

[dull sundial]

HoliFest market closes at the end of Monday. Right?

[zinc perch]

[jovial path]

nuh

lol

[arctic olive]

Lancer evo gonna be peak

Sadly it's the last evo they gonna release

[twilit rain]

refreshes on monday

[zinc perch]

Potential car out of all of them

[twilit rain]

cooked

[jovial path]

idk how im gl20 with this bookie

[twilit rain]

yeah, start saving up credits for the time attack

[balmy shoal]

need counterplay to this strat

[zinc perch]

Nah fried, barbecued,grilled and baked

[dull sundial]

We can buy from the market on Monday- but that is the last day

[twilit rain]

yeah

[jovial path]

how get this

[twilit rain]

holi live spotlight

[zinc perch]

I got that

[jovial path]

wow

[zinc perch]

Hololive

[twilit rain]

it gave anime girl reactions

[zinc perch]

😭

[jovial path]

why do the coolest things only appear while im gone

[twilit rain]

hololive

[worn sphinx]

Guys when the Chiron evo dropped did it get a evo event?

[twilit rain]

nope

[worn sphinx]

They need to drop one

[twilit rain]

it had a spotlight in the season before it, then it was featured in an SE after it

[twilit rain]

too late for that broski

[zinc perch]

Fresh from the hololive spotlight

[worn sphinx]

It never too late

[jovial path]

i got that in ym garage but idk how ngl

[midnight raptor]

Hi im new

[zinc perch]

I was still lvl 7 in the time

Insanely low

[vital lance]

hi i am old.

[twilit rain]

hello new freddy mercury from city 16

[zinc perch]

Hello new I'm old

[midnight raptor]

How old are we talking

[low hound]

[jovial path]

[vital lance]

old enough.

[midnight raptor]

Yo

Wtf

Did you even try

[jovial path]

no

[silk basin]

bro's last place ever 🥀

[jovial path]

i js wanted to see how lego car drove

[midnight raptor]

Touchdrive can do better gang 🥀

[zinc perch]

Touchdrive better than bro

😭 🙏

[jovial path]

my car is stock give me a break

[silk basin]

bro finished 9th place 🥀

[zinc perch]

It's regulated

Wdym

[jovial path]

waht

[vital lance]

🛠️

[midnight raptor]

This can get you to top 10k btw

[jovial path]

im bad at collecting circles

[zinc perch]

Maxed stingray usable?

[midnight raptor]

That's what i used, a golden Corvette

[twilit rain]

yeah

[zinc perch]

Yez

[twilit rain]

it can give you 180 circles

[zinc perch]

We r tuff

[low hound]

okay who's this underage 😭

[midnight raptor]

But still the Bugatti and the FXX are the best cuz cairo

[exotic elbow]

[low hound]

pro saar

[silk basin]

smooth brain moment

[vital lance]

6.7.67.

[exotic elbow]

Pb

[zinc perch]

Cool name ahh 🥀

[midnight raptor]

I found an old recording from 2023 of me playing asphalt nitro 2 on my old phone

[jovial path]

why does the 488 sound like the srt8

[zinc perch]

Even touchdrive touched nitro

[midnight raptor]

You said what

[zinc perch]

.

[jovial path]

an2 looks fun

[midnight raptor]

So what happened to that game

Is it cancelled or something

[zinc perch]

I think so yeah

I still have nitro

[midnight raptor]

I was addicted back in 2017

I remember i had the Veyron

Cuz it was obtainable for credits

[jovial path]

negative two

[midnight raptor]

And somehow the lancer was a C class car

[zinc perch]

Fr

[jovial path]

wo

[zinc perch]

They wasn't really a cash grab back then

[silk basin]

🥀

[zinc perch]

I just used SHAREit to move the app

[midnight raptor]

Let's be honest it was somewhat p2w

[zinc perch]

Just a tad bit

Most of them are free

[twilit rain]

I think I played with you earlier

[midnight raptor]

Yeah you can feel it

[zinc perch]

What is that name

[zinc perch]

It's still playable

[midnight raptor]

I think Gameloft is missing on asphalt nitro 2

[zinc perch]

Unlike a8 now

[jovial path]

[twilit rain]

how's the studying for bac young boy

[twilit rain]

you played with a "SillyRania(Aro)" earlier?

[midnight raptor]

Very stressful

And who tf is u calling young boy

[jovial path]

i think i did

[zinc perch]

She's talking to you

[jovial path]

i gotta check my recordings

[twilit rain]

you, young boy

[zinc perch]

How many recordings do you have bro

[twilit rain]

also what did you get for eid clothes

[zinc perch]

Next week Gon be unplayable 🙏

For.me

[midnight raptor]

The walter white outfit

[jovial path]

um

almost 80 gigs

[midnight raptor]

Black button up and a black hat

[twilit rain]

nice ig

[zinc perch]

My recorder always shut down for no absolute reason man

[exotic elbow]

Stock

[zinc perch]

Imma just dip for now bai pipol

[frosty spear]

4* carrera gt rn yay

[jovial path]

[opal pilot]

six sevenenne

[opal pilot]

like 3 bucks for 2.5m tokens

[midnight raptor]

Another lost media for y'all

[opal pilot]

way better than previous deals

[midnight raptor]

This was in 2023

[opal pilot]

gem material

let me pitch in

[flint geyser]

Tuff

[midnight raptor]

But this is modern asphalt

[twilit rain]

crazy

[jovial path]

guys

[flint geyser]

Bro is a call

[opal pilot]

pluh

[midnight raptor]

Here's the old garage layout

I miss that💔

[opal pilot]

real cro

[balmy shoal]

I love watching Imperium's and Absoluts try to 360 my F5 when I pass them

Like dawg don't try to 360 me cuz you suck

[midnight raptor]

Top 10 things that never happened

[jovial path]

cant see anything cuz of these god damn stupid colors in my face

[midnight raptor]

LMAO

Alright i take it back im sorry

[low hound]

s7 trollin'

[jovial path]

how hte hell do you instantly double tap like that

[balmy shoal]

by having 2 buttons to nitro

[exotic elbow]

How do you drive with 10 fps dawg

💔 😭

[strong forge]

Guys, does being in top 30k in team races after being in top 500k good?

[silk basin]

if (pos > 100) {no good}
else {good}

[midnight raptor]

Jesko

[balmy shoal]

the F5 is such a cheatcode on the cairo turn

[keen zephyr]

encouraging elder league

[strong forge]

I don't understand -_-

[midnight raptor]

And some very old recording

[silk basin]

pos 30k is mid

bring those numbers down, those are rookie numbers

[strong forge]

I just started grinding up, so I wanna know.

[north salmon]

McLaren senna?

[balmy shoal]

what's your best car and what's your garage level and how many cars you got

[silk basin]

but then again its mp2 so it doesnt rly matter

[twilit sable]

Will I survive having to do 300k rep per season

[jovial path]

impossible

[silk basin]

balding speedrun

[north salmon]

Why 2 asphalt legends games on my phone?💀

[twilit sable]

With only LP

No ULP

[jovial path]

[low hound]

[twilit sable]

I cannot bald at 16

[twilit sable]

U think I can do it?

[jovial path]

uh

good luck my man

[twilit sable]

Hope I can

Otherwise imma have go find another club

[minor steppe]

vulcano titanium and spyder

[north salmon]

😃

[jovial path]

what club u in rn that requires 300k a season

is it pro team

[twilit sable]

Cr7

[jovial path]

wpow

[twilit sable]

I got invited to it in game and just joined their discord server and was told that they usually ask 300k rep per season

[strong forge]

I'm garage lvl 13, and my best car is Ferrari FXXX. I just restarted the game.

[jovial path]

dude unknowingly signed a job application

[twilit sable]

Yeah pretty much

[balmy shoal]

30k is fine, porsche 911 gts coupe or whatever can get you top 100

[twilit sable]

But then like why’d they invite me in the first place

[strong forge]

It does.

[balmy shoal]

GT coupe

[jovial path]

cuz u pro

[balmy shoal]

something i forgot

[twilit sable]

Without putting rep reqs in club motto

[azure latch]

[strong forge]

Thx.

[balmy shoal]

this nonsense

[wary belfry]

Asphalt 8 is unplayable

[twilit sable]

I guess

[minor steppe]

damn 🥀

[keen zephyr]

Temu GT3RS if you have the right body kit

[balmy shoal]

let me try lmao

[twilit sable]

The one unfortunate thing about the club is that yukong is in one of the other clubs in the server 🥀

[balmy shoal]

porscge 911 GT3RS coupe

[twilit sable]

[silk basin]

hmm egoista cant rly compete with f8

[keen zephyr]

[sour herald]

"what are you racing for?"

"aura"

[azure latch]

real

[silk basin]

lvn in the grand 26

[twilit rain]

ayo why is that guy using a ccxr

[strong forge]

Wanna 1v1?

[indigo flax]

Invest for best business

[potent nacelle]

ok time to play asphalt

i think

[strong forge]

Wanna race?

[potent nacelle]

nah ill pass

[low hound]

shuts the phone off

[strong forge]

Come on, my Ferrari FXXX is only 2k rank.

[dense dune]

real

[minor steppe]

jesko calling at 3 am

[jovial path]

[low hound]

avrg teenager's dream for asphalt
S Elite mk4 heavy supra

[glass light]

“Yo bro can you come to my garage?”
“no.”

[steel summit]

😂

[dense dune]

fr

[jovial path]

dont call koenigsegg jesko at 3 am (gone wrong)

[potent nacelle]

me fr

[jovial path]

[minor steppe]

remember when kids were comparing Chiron with supra

[glass light]

I called Koenigsegg Jesko at 3AM! 😱 (it came to life!) 🗣️

[minor steppe]

this title with talking tom 🥀

[jovial path]

remember kids who thought the supra had that kinda power stock from the factory

[keen tapir]

[strong forge]

Who wanna race or do stunts with me? (It's for a YT vid.)

[low hound]

self promo?

[dense dune]

[strong forge]

...

[keen tapir]

not me

[glass light]

Self promo in disguise

[azure latch]

welp

[minor steppe]

it was just the exhaust
Loud = better I guess

[deep compass]

lancer too broken

nerf it

[azure latch]

said no one ever

[lucid wharf]

The chimera

[jovial path]

these lancer jokes gotta die bro

[dense dune]

my ears bro 😭

[steel summit]

Tf is that audio

[deep compass]

the static killed my ear holy

[glass light]

[jovial path]

glad i had it muted

[glass light]

What is that NOISE

[azure latch]

"yo you mind me turning on my white noise machine? it helps me sleep"

[low hound]

okay wtf was this lobby
1x alien teammate
1x youtuber

[jovial path]

who youtuber

[deep compass]

who the heck is the youtuber lmao

[glass light]

Who YouTuber

[low hound]

that lightning

💀

[jovial path]

ride the lightning mention

[strong forge]

Why is Mimi typh your pfp?

[glass light]

Who is Lightning???

[lucid wharf]

Onfoenem

[low hound]

[lucid wharf]

??

[low hound]

gimme a sec

[twilit rain]

static killed my grandma

[twilit rain]

before the thunder

[deep compass]

atleast she in a better place now

hopefully

[low hound]

dude himself

[jovial path]

[twilit rain]

rip granny she got killed by a bazooka

[jovial path]

wow

[minor steppe]

Silver lightning

[deep compass]

should've just dodged it

granny was noob fr

[jovial path]

real

[twilit rain]

why is chat dissing granny

[jovial path]

idk im doing stocks

[deep compass]

im doing stalk

[jovial path]

[deep compass]

just made my 5th instagram id

[keen zephyr]

[civic echo]

Nice
When 100th

[deep compass]

after i get blocked on 99th acc

long way to go for that

[civic echo]

Why block?

[jovial path]

that one desperate ex

[deep compass]

cuz dis me

fr fr

[jovial path]

real?

[dense dune]

[deep compass]

very real

[zinc perch]

Wazap pipol

[jovial path]

[modern parcel]

Car

[floral bronze]

[deep compass]

alo

[jovial path]

car?

[zinc perch]

I ate my car

Tastes like metal

Ironic

[jovial path]

metal

ironic

😂

[tawdry oracle]

You got scammed

[jovial path]

please laugh somebody

[tawdry oracle]

It should taste like carbon

[zinc perch]

My car doesn't have carbon

[deep compass]

laughing

[deep compass]

not that rich yet

[tawdry oracle]

[floral bronze]

bowl

[jovial path]

[zinc perch]

Looking tasty

[jovial path]

it looks so juicy

[zinc perch]

Mmm looks like beef

[jovial path]

is that event horizon

[deep compass]

thx now im hungry at 4 in the morning 😭

[zinc perch]

Event horizon fr hungy

[zinc perch]

A lil stretch mate

Till you eat

[vital lance]

T bone steak.

[minor steppe]

i could eat a

[floral bronze]

Your choice to wake up at 4

[zinc perch]

Eat dis

[deep compass]

nah not wake up i just didnt sleep 😭

i gotta finish alot of work rn

[formal pivot]

I’m asking again, show this ghost ship ref

[arctic olive]

Yo chat

Do I order pizza

[zinc perch]

When classes I wake up at 3 am yez

[zinc perch]

Are u hungy

[jovial path]

order me one too please

[minor steppe]

It seems like it's going to become extinct

[jovial path]

i beg you

[zinc perch]

If hungy ye,

If not noe

[zinc perch]

Fr

[deep compass]

order a burrito. very filling

[jovial path]

wrap

[zinc perch]

Order a whole restaurant atp

[vital lance]

🍔

[jovial path]

give me

[azure latch]

its rocky valley cuh

lvn is not doing 21 ghost

[zinc perch]

Why is black hole hungy

[vital lance]

🍅

[zinc perch]

De tomato

[jovial path]

de tomaso

[bleak cape]

He might want to swallow someone

[clear ferry]

🥀

[jovial path]

wow

[jovial path]

wtf are those 2 other achievemnts

i aint ever seen anyone with either 41 or 42

[clear ferry]

bugged

[jovial path]

wow

[vital lance]

Vanda the whale.

[zinc perch]

🇩🇪 🍅

[jovial path]

asphalt tryijng not to be buggy (impossible)

0.1

[zinc perch]

Vanda the vandaliser

Carrier

[azure latch]

why we so worried about stupid achievements on steam

[vital lance]

It was better than mine.

[zinc perch]

High cholesterol

[floral bronze]

High cortisol

[jovial path]

where cortisol at

[zinc perch]

High on life

[low hound]

low bank balance

[zinc perch]

He's been saying "real"

[jovial path]

real

[floral bronze]

Oh god, oh jeez

[zinc perch]

Yes

[jovial path]

clearly he's nub cuz he hasnt played game long enough to know it's bugged

[zinc perch]

Xbox achievements are so low Cortisol

[placid gate]

Ive seen footage

[jovial path]

wow

[clear ferry]

only calls me no life for playing it for years

[jovial path]

i dont have any friends that play asphalt either

i got like 1k hour in the game

thats it

my friends call me a no life too

[ivory fox]

bruh fix this

[jovial path]

idk how ifve been playing since 2021 and i dont even have a good A class car other than the onyx

[high grail]

asphalt have cost 3000H from me in 7 year...

it time to watch token ads

[shut forum]

I completed the contract.

[clear ferry]

trust me same , from 2020 to 2024 and still noob with low cars , now i almost have every car lol

[bleak cape]

1 star devel is so good in mp2

[jovial path]

im working on the aperta rn, almost 5*

[azure latch]

because they dont work
your friend needs to think a little more

[spring ferry]

did u quit or smth?

[bleak cape]

is 5* aperta good in mp1?

[uncut gust]

Is 52k enough for unlocking Jesko 1* 31/40?

[jovial path]

took a two year long break then another break that lasted like 8 months

[spring ferry]

yes

[spring ferry]

not rlly

[whole wind]

somewhat stacked lobby for ~3700 rank

[jovial path]

im getting back into asphalt tho

[clear ferry]

the soon u get a lot of cars the progress gonna be quick

[brisk galleon]

czinger in mp2 is insane

[uncut gust]

Nice! Should I go for it? I ask bcz I don't play the game much anymore, just casually here or there, and have just these many tokens saved up.

[modern parcel]

When did you quit

[spring ferry]

f2p?

[jovial path]

like mid 2023

[whole wind]

i forgot that existed icl

[modern parcel]

Fr?

[brisk galleon]

it's a gauntlet car ofc it'll be semi forgettable

[jovial path]

not really i bought 2 lp and 1 bundle

[brisk galleon]

(i don't even own it lmao)

[spring ferry]

unless u plan on saving for bos, definetly go for it. you could prob get it in 40k< tokens

[whole wind]

same

[lofty sapphire]

should i keep my hommage overload? im now a master at overload

[jovial path]

ion remember i gotta check my calender cuz i actually marked it there

lemme find it

[brisk galleon]

if youre good at it yes

[whole wind]

my garage is essentially gauntlet tuned tbh

[spring ferry]

do u buy lps every season?

[whole wind]

i need to get that for div 3 soon tbh

[brisk galleon]

mine is whatever

[whole wind]

should be useful

[jovial path]

no i stopped

[uncut gust]

Ahh I see... Jesko better than BOS ig... I opened previous BOS with Nevera, and got Gemera before that too

[brisk galleon]

it's mainly oriented towards mp2 though because i REALLY hate mp1

[lofty sapphire]

what brick hommage should i use? heavy or overload

[jovial path]

i never bought any lps ever since i first took a break

[brisk galleon]

whatever you want to use

[spring ferry]

yea, jesko is worth it if you go for it

[lofty sapphire]

i prefer overload more than heavy

[brisk galleon]

then use overload

[uncut gust]

Alright thanks!

[jovial path]

@modern parcel i checked it was early 2022

[modern parcel]

Bro 🥀

[jovial path]

wot

i came back to the game a few times in the end of 2023 and beginning of 2024 then sorta quit again until beginning of 2025 i played a few races then another break and now here i am

😃

[gleaming wigeon]

in 3 seconds, someone is going to ask for a club and someone else is going to say #🏎・clubs-recruitment

[timid tundra]

Hol up. Sin R1 is lowkey goated

[jovial path]

i need a club

[brisk galleon]

how do you even get pic perms here btw

[gleaming wigeon]

#🏎・clubs-recruitment

[jovial path]

level 5

[jovial path]

thx

[gleaming wigeon]

level up

[brisk galleon]

yeah sounds easy enough ig

[timid tundra]

Level 5 on this server. Check your level in #🪅・bot-commands by typing "!rank"

[brisk galleon]

prob not considering how little i chat

[grim frost]

How many cars ya got

[jovial path]

you only earn xp once a minute tho

[twilit sable]

Bro might be onto something

[lost sequoia]

Dropshipping is so amazing, wondering why some people have the thought of Dropshipping been dead, it’s crazy, pulling over $60k , big figures always mind blowing, Dm me if you are having difficulties in getting sales or if you just wanna get started, let’s pull the bag together.

[jovial path]

is bro einstein

[brisk galleon]

man 😭

[twilit sable]

@waxen zinc

[timid tundra]

Oh right, Imperium never left the so called "rotation"

[brisk galleon]

is it at least a GOOD amount of xp per minute???

[timid tundra]

Bro's account got compromised 😭

[glass light]

What

[twilit sable]

Prolly

[timid tundra]

Last i heard it was 15 to 25 xp

[twilit sable]

And they just joined

[brisk galleon]

is this the new scam method, hacking an account and glazing dropshipping

[brisk galleon]

dude thats

low

[twilit sable]

Should I dm and troll them?

[brisk galleon]

nah

[jovial path]

yuh

[timid tundra]

It's always been like that actually. Hack and then use that account for other purposes

[brisk galleon]

just to be safe

[brisk galleon]

yeah but they usually spam server invites or some other stuff

[rare mist]

hello everyone

[twilit sable]

I’ve been seeing more nsfw scams than mr beast scams recently

[jovial path]

do people not use auth app

[jovial path]

sugar mommy scams

[twilit sable]

Yes lmao

[brisk galleon]

Token grabbers exist i think

[twilit sable]

That one was hilarious

[rare mist]

wheres the rewards

[timid tundra]

The post above is the same. It's inviting you to DM them, and then they'll send you a shady pishing link or something.

[twilit sable]

“I only respond on telegram” they said

[zinc perch]

Scam

[twilit sable]

Once they said ts

[brisk galleon]

idk how many users have fallen for a token grabber but they exist

[zinc perch]

You catching yourself lacking

[twilit sable]

Major red flag

[brisk galleon]

ahhh 😭

[zinc perch]

It's so normal

[rare mist]

whats going on?

[gusty glen]

Got more money than that scammer for sure

[zinc perch]

Also free rubox scams

[timid tundra]

Scammer above, beware.

[timid tundra]

.

[zinc perch]

🤑

[twilit sable]

@vapid tusk

[rare mist]

dude i play asphalt legends

i joined the server

[mortal bear]

finally, 5 star

[brisk galleon]

Nice

[gusty glen]

I got more money than that LOSERRRR

[high grail]

pro

[jovial path]

now you give it to me

[timid tundra]

Dude same, me too

[jovial path]

[rare mist]

anyone got a club i can join?

[zinc perch]

Yo did the porsche you ordered arrived?

[twilit sable]

#🏎・clubs-recruitment

[mortal bear]

thanks bird

[jovial path]

#🏎・clubs-recruitment

[zinc perch]

#🏎・clubs-recruitment

[brisk galleon]

LOWKEY we might be twinning

[gusty glen]

Got 500 of them

[zinc perch]

I'm buying a bomb rq

Google helpful

It got shopping

[timid tundra]

Yeah I hear ya buddy

[twilit sable]

I got more money than a fruit fly

[zinc perch]

I got more money than a dog house

[gusty glen]

I lowk shouldve dropped more money on my keyboard

[jovial path]

i just realized my playtime is only 1.2k hours

[twilit sable]

[jovial path]

thats barely anything

[twilit sable]

Mines prolly 10 thousand fr

[zinc perch]

Yeah normal

[lofty sapphire]

pathway to progress also

[spring ferry]

which keyboard

i just bought a new one too

[jovial path]

some alienware thingamajiger

not alienware bt looks alien

[spring ferry]

rich boy

[jovial path]

but

[gusty glen]

Gravastar k1

[zinc perch]

I would buy a keyboard if my laptops keyboard would break

[gusty glen]

paid 100usd at the time

[zinc perch]

As long as it's functionable

[twilit sable]

Agreeable take “the ULP is not affordable for majority of the player base”

[spring ferry]

not bad, it looks loud tho

is it?

[gusty glen]

Creamy keyboard

[spring ferry]

yum

[timid tundra]

[gusty glen]

Went from a 40 dollar punkston th61s to a gravastar k1

hell of a upgrade

[spring ferry]

fs

[timid tundra]

I think Asphalt is my favorite game. But I can't tell why ..

[brisk galleon]

It's fun (AL only, A8 doesnt count)

[spring ferry]

idk if its a downgrade to go from a razer to a redragon

[jovial path]

cuz there isnt another game like it

[jovial path]

razer is slop

[azure latch]

my condolences

[jovial path]

genuinely

[spring ferry]

not slo[

[gusty glen]

Razer is good for mouses

[spring ferry]

slop

just overpriced

[arctic siren]

What about asphalt before fusion era

[jovial path]

othejr than the mice

only the mice are somewhat decent

[high grail]

Irreplaceable sense of racing for me

[gusty glen]

reddragon is a good brand

[spring ferry]

good

i just bought a keyboard and mouse for $122

[jovial path]

redragon had always sounded like some chinese thrift shop for me

[brisk galleon]

refresh my memory

[high grail]

we not name shop like this,,,,,

[jovial path]

im joking

[gusty glen]

It is

[azure latch]

bannable because old a8 is prohibited by gameloft

[arctic siren]

Lol

[high grail]

[spring ferry]

my razer keyboard was too heavy tho. and silly green switches are too loud

[stone pendant]

🔥👍

[jovial path]

sewage icona

[dense dune]

icona must have an insane gaming chair

[brisk galleon]

reminds me of the a8 days ❤️‍🩹

[jovial path]

new zealand in al when

[brisk galleon]

auckland??

[gusty glen]

U could go wooting but razer still has superior performance

[lost sequoia]

Dropshipping is so amazing, wondering why some people have the thought of Dropshipping been dead, it’s crazy, pulling over $60k , big figures always mind blowing, Dm me if you are having difficulties in getting sales or if you just wanna get started, let’s pull the bag together.

[worthy bridge]

salt

[jovial path]

why aint this guy gone

[minor steppe]

light vs overload

[worthy bridge]

alien

[brisk galleon]

who are you

[gusty glen]

U can also get different switches and swap them

[lofty sapphire]

unfortunately the light hommage didnt connect

[spring ferry]

yeaa i was just looking at that. I'll do it when i got the budget later

[worthy bridge]

I'm nice nature cro 🗣️

[brisk galleon]

ok

[minor steppe]

aw man

[formal pivot]

[spring ferry]

razer has the build quality and software advantage but the kb and mouse i got from redragon has the better price to performance

[worthy bridge]

trust

wait why did i say trust

[jovial path]

software 💀

[minor steppe]

trust

[lofty sapphire]

if it wasnt team co-op the light hommage wouldve been removed from lb

[jovial path]

trus

t

[spring ferry]

yes

[stark lodge]

When the update goes?

near end of March?

[brisk galleon]

march 30 yeah

which also im getting impatient waiting for the PoL season 😭

[restive tusk]

michael66786 has been banned for 252 weeks

Reason: i'd rather pull the ban than the bag

Banned until · Jan 26, 2031, 12:34 AM

[formal pivot]

Who’s pol ?

[stark lodge]

Tommorow

[minor steppe]

yup

[brisk galleon]

porsche of legends

[brisk galleon]

W ban reason lmao

[lucid wharf]

Tf

[minor steppe]

😭😭😭

[spring ferry]

tragic

[lucid wharf]

What he do

[worthy bridge]

alien ban reason?

[lofty sapphire]

spam irrevalant stuff

[last dagger]

sent two messages in his two years of being here and both were this crap

[outer glacier]

We are two days away from the new season and a day away from new update

[brisk galleon]

please AL i NEED this

[stark lodge]

[lofty sapphire]

also that person was self advertising

[lucid wharf]

5 year ban is mental

[brisk galleon]

im like 6 eips away from golding cent in prep for its evo

[twilit rain]

drop ship to who

[glass light]

LOL

[twilit rain]

who's buying the drop shipping

[gray apex]

no one

[brisk galleon]

can we drop a ship on that dudes house

like a big cruise ship

[gray apex]

when remove EVO

[brisk galleon]

It exists it won't ever be removed

[gleaming wigeon]

never

[brisk galleon]

Unless we get tricked and they take it out back like A8 elite tuning

[gleaming wigeon]

btw can i get some salt

[jovial path]

[brisk galleon]

releasing when that michael guy gets unbanned in 2031

[gleaming wigeon]

no from the salt mine

[stark lodge]

ah back on the old days

[gleaming wigeon]

oh ok, i will wait

[stark lodge]

I remember Elite upgrade tho

[gray apex]

my name still stands

[brisk galleon]

ok

[gray apex]

i hate EVO

[gleaming wigeon]

why

[brisk galleon]

evo has only ever helped the high end cars imo-

[gray apex]

cuz it is breaking the game

[rare mist]

[brisk galleon]

also im glad this update gives it to cars that actually need it

[stark lodge]

maybe you should watch some cars getting undriveable with evo bug

[gleaming wigeon]

not really

[brisk galleon]

the game in question: mp1

[worthy bridge]

EVO sesto when (that's me glazing the sesto)

[gleaming wigeon]

i mean sf90

thats it

[brisk galleon]

EVO nio when (that's me glazing the nio)

[gleaming wigeon]

maybe valk

[stark lodge]

when mission R evo

[gray apex]

u know how easy it could have been to progress through Platinum in mp1 without EVO?

[gleaming wigeon]

when asterion evo

[azure latch]

senna gtr while being one of the best in gold i in the new mp1 format?

[twilit rain]

ngl please evo nio ep9, that car got treated so badly

[brisk galleon]

like please gl give me nio evo 🥺

[gleaming wigeon]

yeah

[last dagger]

it definitely is, because MP is still balanced around their maxed non-Evo rank

[twilit rain]

the nio ep9 deserves to be a vanda clone

[azure latch]

wouldnt say that it needs it

[stark lodge]

It needs one because everything ok except weak handling, like Ford GT

[brisk galleon]

atp im not even glazing the nio anymore its just that bad for its class

plus i already have it gold so uh

GL ifyw im ready for evo nio any time

[gleaming wigeon]

thats true

[last dagger]

the Evo ZR1 is on par with Elite A Class and it gets to race mid B and mid low A

it's incredibly unbalanced

[gleaming wigeon]

mmm i see

[last dagger]

(mp1)

[worthy bridge]

true

[gray apex]

exactly why i hate EVO

[twilit rain]

they should do a rank limit based on leagues

[gusty glen]

its like with the chiron

[last dagger]

not the goo goo gaa gaa mp2

[low hound]

smartest dropshipping fan:

[uncut gust]

Got the Jesko finally

[gleaming wigeon]

mp2 is balanced tho

[brisk galleon]

GG

[gray apex]

nice congrats

[worthy bridge]

W

[uncut gust]

Thanks!

[brisk galleon]

And also more fun imo

[azure latch]

definitely a botted account

[gleaming wigeon]

1000 percent

[placid stirrup]

is the 499p any good for gauntlet

[minor steppe]

amazing work

[brisk galleon]

i love mp2 so much

[azure latch]

balanced in what sense smh

[twilit rain]

if you dm him you get a virus 100%

[last dagger]

hahaha

[gusty glen]

its the fact we all probably have more money than them

[gray apex]

Vanda VS 1* F5

[azure latch]

3000 rank cars facing mistral and bailey that decimate them simply because speed

[twilit sable]

[azure latch]

yes thats balanced indeed

[twilit rain]

balanced in the sense that I've been braindeadly spamming the stock Jesko all day

[brisk galleon]

i wouldnt call mp2 entirely balanced considering the fact that we have aeons and f5s and jeskos that go over 300mph at 4000

[gleaming wigeon]

that you can win some races without getting cooked

[brisk galleon]

where high B and mid A class cars meet

[last dagger]

mp2 is plagued by the fact that cars in higher classes are faster than ones in lower classes if they have the same rank

[minor steppe]

bhop

[gleaming wigeon]

depends what track

[azure latch]

if thats your definition of balanced then mp1 fits in that logic

[brisk galleon]

but it's definitely a more fun meta than mp1 imo

[last dagger]

so you're literally incentivised to use stock cars

[gleaming wigeon]

yeh

[twilit sable]

Yup

[worthy bridge]

they're still difficult to use so

[azure latch]

dear god

[last dagger]

it's terrible

[gray apex]

real

[zinc perch]

Hello guys

[brisk galleon]

Some

[gleaming wigeon]

then we need something

[gray apex]

what if i wanna use my vanda in mp2

[brisk galleon]

Don't

[gray apex]

hi

[last dagger]

you would keep it stock

[stark lodge]

-# guess I need 18 bps for the key, what should I do?

[azure latch]

go ahead

[brisk galleon]

Or that

[worthy bridge]

u got a point too tbh

[sick spade]

gng nilu 550kmh is slower than bmw z4 bruh

[brisk galleon]

Just relatively low stars

[twilit rain]

mp2 is horrible because of how punishing it is, literally getting +2 from getting first place

[last dagger]

it's so silly

[azure latch]

wait for it to come back

[zinc perch]

Kuriya is this the 2026 gt premium?

I'm gonna fix the suggestion

[brisk galleon]

Rating? What's rating?

[last dagger]

like ah yes to be competitive you should leave your car stock

[gray apex]

if it is classic mp2 i would 360 anyone i see lol

[last dagger]

makes zero sense

[brisk galleon]

You care about rating?

[gleaming wigeon]

someone needs to fix it ig

[gray apex]

real

[sick spade]

i also have the same problem

[stark lodge]

Hopefully

[gleaming wigeon]

now that i thing abt it u are right

[brisk galleon]

I just play mp2 for the love of it 😭

[stark lodge]

🫂

[twilit rain]

better rating = better rank = better rewards

[worthy bridge]

lmao

[gray apex]

true

[gleaming wigeon]

i get paired 1* venom, with my gallardo

😭

[zinc perch]

That probably also applies in gauntlet too

[spring ferry]

yoo congrats, how much tokens left

[gleaming wigeon]

just now

[zinc perch]

Idk

[last dagger]

yes

[brisk galleon]

i still dont think the end rewards are THAT important, mainly the milestone stuff

[soft surge]

370z nismo is the sweet spot 👀👀👀

[zinc perch]

Alright

[brisk galleon]

but i wont argue

[gray apex]

dont even get me started on those mp2 bug abusers, disconnecting to not lose points in high rating?

[gleaming wigeon]

yes, we need longer

[brisk galleon]

outside of slipstream

[gleaming wigeon]

its true

[gray apex]

Like why cant u just take ur L??

[soft surge]

both outside and inside

[gleaming wigeon]

3997 rank for gallardo

[stark lodge]

And I also likely wait another 499p mayhem again for 6* laferrari, noble and 5* SF90xx likely and unlocked 499p?