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Update when??
But in this round I win
30th
macos is also linux in a way
Thanks
linux and macos are build with unix enviroment
New World record - Longest Race Time in Asphalt Legends
ok bud, i'll just see how you become a full OS vegan
Hi
Booom time
Hi
Quan when gold jesko
From gauntlet?how much time took for max.
i did only peugot 9x8 so it took me 5 months ( but still 7 EIPs left to gold it )
gaming
Rank in gauntlet leaderboard (Average)?
Hola?
All maxed already.
yes
Ahmer is an old player 
F2P?
ye
Senna gtr looking good ready for hopefully the bps its missing to go max and the epics to go gold
not bad
Hello
173$ 💀
Are u going to waste 173$
ew 6th hdd
in div 4 top 10 or top 5 now mistakenly div 5 top 100
prob use for NAS
Nvm
still fairly cheap ngl
wanna spend 1k on 6tb ssd
thx
1tb ssd is that price aswell 170
625 + 173 = 798 (almost 800$ if u bought 2 of them)
Ig
¿Cómo instalar ALU?
english only
English please
This is not why i pay for internet
No me gusta el idioma inglés.
He cannot speak english
doesnt matter
Deleted message.
tell him use translator
he said he doesnt like
Discord should have ai translator
English?
yes
well this is english server
trying to help u so u dont get warned
Just let him speak that lang
i could buy ts 100 times over without even caring but i don't see why would one need even need a single one
like you aint making a LLM on your pc
why does one need it
Secret language.🫠
What if there is a 67 language

How can it be translated into English?
skibidi alien language 
Next level language of 2070.
translation works
Or Chatgpt
ew ai
Learn English for starters
Bro hate ai
i wonder why
ok 2 steps away from LL
i paid 89 for mine
I don't like the English language. War? Google Translate from Spanish to English?
Hi keyboard
ello
Yea
Maybe
Im gold ii🤣
How to install ALU?
its in the rules aswell
Is not possible 
i started at gold 4 also tho
what platform u use rn
If he cant js translate them to english
Why don't I warn about Spanish for English?
YES
you open the store page and you click install
FINALLY
A gallardo epic!


Do I need to install Linux to install Gaming ALU?
Can anyone suggest a cool colour scheme
they are insanely cheap bro
Blue & purple
this color and that color
Not supported on Linux
este servidor es principalmente en ingles puedes usar el traductor pero es principalmente en ingles
anybody got calendar of this season
English only bozo
Does game compatibility work on Linux for ALU?

yes with proton
I'm no Linux expert, ask the guru himself
i can work but u need either wine or proton
He's an OS vegan
de acuerdo, querido
si
That colour
Lets gooooooo
I don't have Proton. I have a laptop with Linux, 4 GB of RAM, and a GTX 1020 graphics card.
Huawei version of AL can be login GLC or not 🤔
Guys I want to install asphalt in laptop which one should I install steam or windows
microsoft store better
steam has no ads for watch ticket or credits.
Means that steam gets free stuff where others require ads
Wait, does your answer have Steam software installed? Does it work on Linux?
wine for linux
i used to use wine on my old macbook air
The last 2 Utopia BPs acquired, and I'll star it up later on until it comes back
i was in elementary school and used mac with wine software
I have only steam no Linux installed
smartest kid in the class
No me gustan los MacBooks por sus precios elevados.
I was like a cheap Linux laptop.
theres a macbook thats 500 usd
How disgusting! I don't like being paid a lot.
I also bought the last Gallardo EIP btw
its 9k pesos
bro's translator might be broken
It's quite cheap at $2.
Who doesn't like to get paid a lot
Si, rota esta el traductor de google
Me no speaka no spanish
Ok thank you, when we can get 499p multipacks via gl club
Google translate is bad
he said he uses google translate
But still gets the job done for basic communication
and that it broke
Okay, I'll translate it from Spanish to English.
I'm broke
Using translators in the big 2026 to write English
Not everyone speaks english
Or even get to learn english
I've heard that English is not (regularly) taught in latin america
Well, is AI bad, or Gemini AI, or Chatgpt, or some other AI?

No wonder Messi still can't speak English
53
Simply because he never needed to
A guy who spent 97% of his life either in Argentina or Spain
I fully trust centario evo will be the new meta
I will max my gallardo out in 3 days
his feet does the speaking for him
I will max it out tmr
gl
gl
R0nald6
GET Ou-
plat 1
i liek this keyboard
vfbmarkus 
¿Estás enojado?
The only reason

on the usage route
Tayef Faruqui is secretly jason dean
The only reason why
Go away
jesus man
I wish, i really wish i were a whale like him
It's the same translation language, understand
The only reason why the government

when you had more token than credits
Eww It's like a cheap $1 keyboard.
my first keyboard was 40usd
40$ for a 1st kb is insane
My first keyboard was attached to my laptop
The only reason
expensive?
Keyboard for Macbook plus WSD
Gee, ya think?
i think thats cheap
Interesting
The only reason why
Say it as cheaper or richer
Yea yea I don't need grammar lessons
Jesko wins
well yea my first pc was a 1.2k pc
The only reason why we are not getting
Good
this

bro started off with 10th gen while I started off with 1st gen
enough whale talking
The only reason
I can get two day meal in this price
Only reason why you're still here is
Idk why you're here
Chill man, he is nice guy

isnt daytonas handling like complete bum
Ofc he is, not like he's spamming 'only reason' for no reason
oh wait he is
not worse than 296 GTB, but yes still potato drifting/handling.
yes it's mid but in top speed tracks it's among the best C cars
so suck it up and get daytona
jesus
Sup guys 
Add green colour to it.. it will become rimac Nevera ta
let's see
Nevera heart attack
Nha
That doesn't look like ta
If it green

Idk
Green ferrari
Forg
no

U mean fork?
It's more like Aeon, and whatnot
What's the line for the Top 1% in Utopia LB?
Ferrari aeon e
Ok bro. Now you got my attention 😈
The only reason
Waiting for their lawsuit
Only if you don't spam f5 in D class race
I would want to but I can't raghh
imagine this in future
Im gonna 1,381 car
I forgot my laptop in my hauz 
Even if I bring it would be 🥀
Bad idea
Bad signal

I need to survive two days fr
ok great
For smth
I only got that 4 stars 😭
beginner want to dream this scenario
not bad

Did the mayhem spawned out of nowhere
Bro i dont even own that car even im at garage 19
Imagine ur garage full with golden all car expect Rezvani Beast X 
From my backyard
Helo rice
LL
No bro, you play with elite players & 🐋.. I'll be fine with normal player
From my grandparents grave

Bro im gonna use d car
Class d car
Ok then
Which is a class D meta again? Kimera?
leaf
Yea

Bro, my bad, how can I forget OG meta
finally
Carrera rs 3.8
yep, but this weekly event is dominated by oc hyundai ioniq
🈷️
3.8 is clearly much superior
Are u ready
The only
Give me code
join room : wj7ih5
Hi Folks
hola
Wassup
One and only leaf
I am also wondering if Ioniq and Kimera are now on the same tier after the shadow nerf
yeah both can be treated equal now
"mustang gt premium"
looks inside
mustang ecoboost premium convertible
Hi
Kuriya 😭 lemme fix it
Hab mercy rn
I'm gonna fix it tomorrow
no mercy for people who get cars wrong
Bye
Koenigsegg Venom F5

skill issue
Also when the mayhem event ends?
well i am
What does that make me
When you want
Idk when
a very silly boy
that makes u
Forever
But I'm a girl:(
What type of supercharger does a dodge charger use
🤯

Type c 
idk im not really into muscle cars
anything for views these days 
It uses reverse charging
/ban @hehe reason:nsfw
Next sleeping causes cancer and heart attack
you left early in tuscany
Who even use toilet paper

90% of the people who got cancer used toilet paper some time in their life
therefore toilet paper might cause cancer
Here is what happen
Dirty pople
im listening
Someone called my dad during the race
sorry bro im not american
100% people of who got cancer also breathe

By that logic breathing causes cancer
Neither am I
okay
Does sleeping give health problems 
Again?
yes
Bidet are SO much better
@cloud goblet huhuga
It feels good too

Win for the doctor
Tbh at thursday i stay awake until 3 am 
So we are NOT sleeping to not get health problems 
so do you like not dry your butt after using it
hello chat
I literally sleep 2 times average 
it seems ok.. one more race
like are we just pulling up our pants with a wet butt
It's already clean
K
Nah mine is crazy
"dry"
Ye
This time is going to be fun
I use my hands
Dry my body
what kinda conversation triggered this comment?
you wanna play room race?

No I go to take a shower
Nah I left my laptop in my house


Here is fun part we gonna use lancer and classic and turn kd on

so what do you do if you have to wipe after a poop but you don't need to shower
join : pa5hqr
reddit material
live bidet reaction
What a chat
So many mods 🤯

I havent played this game until 2024
this is too much for this server
This chat is so wet rn
You know what
what are we doing?
That's a FANTASTIC question
We are off topic too 🔥
Very good question indeed
I had a cousin who asked great questions
Use lancer
Use a bidet, wash hands and pull up pants
Call boost
I never used a bidet nor a toilet paper 
In the last hotel I was in the bidet was so strong it was like those pressure washing videos

not upgraded
Toilet poop chat
same, pure water and left hand

Why did i read this as "i have never used biden as toilet paper"
Fr
Mine is right hand gives me 10x luck when I open packs
bro what?
Why biden
“Biden”
I wonder we're just washing with water and no soap, someone should invent soap water bidet
Imagine using Biden as a toilet paper in the big 26 🥀
TRUE
You should do that
I'll buy
Damn...bro got me good there
Biden/bidet close words
so you touch the poop
Ok so I have a peak idea a bidet instead spraying water it sprays soap instead and can change to water 
yes
50/50
which means you touch the poop
Yes
I rather a Trump toilet roll 🤣
that's great
Yay level 1
The toilet is Donald truck
I mean trump
Goofy autocorrect
i leave the water running for a minute and then use hands
now i see why you can't get the right version of mustang

I use bidet+hands
just to be extra clean
Plz
Bro tried hard to rage td me.. but still losses 😭
One thing I realised, Classic MP is not always about the best car...KD and blocking players can make a high accelerating but low speed car OP
y'all weird
Ok is it dis
Because I'm not a 
Why people talking
i use bidet then dry with paper wtf everything else is wrong
You started it

I'm exceptional you know
Bro literally got kd 2 time we both died 
Because its a discord server
1 min for mayhem stage
Is that Bloxia 
The chat rn
yes 
another day, another time i ask when they gonna remove evo
Only 1 stage unlock today?
THOUGHTS?
Hey, if you my lancer was gold enough.. or does it look orange?
Bro i feel like Lancer like evo overload
ye just one stage
E
The car feel heavy
How about tomorrow how many stages?
1 stage a day is so annoying
3
When remove evo
funny looking B class car
Bye
Gonna unlock it today.. ahh it's time now
*A
Im going to stage
More like mid A class
calls
🤯
Thats C
I can get it gold but credits
it can bounce tho 👀👀
When mayhem ends I'm still asking 

Icona also
Amoga
Is 499P that bad, come on
will 55M credits be enough to GOLD 499P
U mean Yoinky Spoinky 
yes
its B class performance put in Plat 2 against speedtail and the likes
More than
For its rank, its awful
Should be on plat 3 or 4
gold 1
its fun
Ferrari nepotism
It isn't that bad 😭
it performs like a 4200-4300 rank car in class B
So can Huraya 
@cloud goblet when the update is come in out ?
What about countach
next week
Fun to loose with
theyre gonna be some glazers for this one
Next week is gonna be stacked for me 
why can't i text on the suggestions chanel?
Idk wyy
eating banana rn
you be losing?
I've two maxed cars countach and 499p and will get likely 32 million credits ..
Seems I should upgrade countach
Don't tell me you spent tokens on it 😭
How does it taste
Which
crispy
Fried bananas
You be winning with it?
5k Tokens
That's me 
Dried banana chips
Modificata
i scooby dooby doo
Cars No.254
I spent
Was about to tbh 👀
499p isn't worth it only for collectionists
never used it since last mayhem
complete trash
in one huge plastic container
25/25 
That ain't the normal packaging 😭
9th rlg victor ig
lol
Is it usable In gauntlet for one guy who doesn't have sf90 or vanda
And yet it's featured in the ESL finals🥀
At gold
keyboard warrior
At gold I think coz of 84 accel
While it Scrappy dappy Doo your ratings
theres no name
says who
Tbh seeing it there I thought it to be a better car
Mine does
It's fake
How did you feel when you saw Jesko? 💀
oh ok
Nothing
What??
I had just 5k
How/
Says Gameloft
Happy to spend that
if sf90 and other class s cars are put separately from 499p, im gonna spam it in the new mp1 system
Empty void
Jesko who
They should put Evo cars higher tbh
Yeah always negative token count
Oh...not bad then...thought you spent like 45k
yea
ok its 31 car available
I got it 4 stars in 5k tokens 
Fyrriri
From?
feriririri
1* 4 bp
I'm just gonna dip for now
just i didnt unlock carrera 💀
alr cya
They still arrange it by rank so probably not happening
I need to save my mobile data fr
legend league
Not bad but 2 to 4 * is always cheap
A final league before new mp season thats good
Yep
Welcome
I thought it was the normal lykan 
to suffering
It just have neon
You have a good car for LL ?
without my chiron i cant do anything
1* venom F5
does it run
Stole Koenigsegg design
1* Venom F5 X The Eternal City (59.532)
too high for D and too low for all the other classes
ok i just realised next stage for mayhem event is unlocked lemme go slave it rq
then put it in D
cant be
Why so rush
322 kmh stock in D too much
Hi hehe hiws u
the f1 has 360 stock
this one has better specs
speedrunning the mayhem
Is vantage up there
and its in b
is f1 in D class
Viritech apricale is b class
@cloud goblet
this game is absolute dogwater

360 stock or near it in B is common
the common in question:
Hehe is Kuriya preparing the list?
look how many cars at that range
yeah.. the elites
It's going to be removed
half aren't elite
i have 14k tokens, what should i do with it ?
Which car will replace it?
Is that a weird thing
Nothing just save
Save
Done with Aperta and AMG BS
I had smart idea
do polls even matter they put new models in c9 now
Anyone wanna play pl
and we get blender render
i hope they dont
theyre gonna butcher it prolly
Wait.. if this is teaser of next BOS?
So Asphalt china is leading when it comes to bringing in new cars previously it was asphalt legends unite
N vision 
F5 Rev isn't in the game yet, idk
I feel like they gonna make that like reach almost same to og f5
it's in c9 rn and it's faster than f5
Is not 
Ok man. It will arrive in next BOS
Will be better than f5.
Yea i agree 
lowk just chimera stats when you look at it
panamera
Then dont play...Just stop there
Probably the next main DS car
Red black colour combination
Now to max the Noble and 4 star the XX
No great car comes in BOS anymore...either SE or DS
Ds is every update which is awesome
Hey

I love power
- money runs are grindy

💯

Reason: Bad word usage
Bruh
womp
Are u for real
Why am i not getting mutilplayer milestone rewards i get some and i dont get some why this happens?
Bro want a p2w update
some locked behind mp pass
Some are multiplayer pass exclusive
i hope they remove mp pass
nah, they are simply grindy
did u play centodieci chapter previous DS?
6k money runs per race and have to get 50k
total
Friendly reminder: do not buy that btw
I was literally ragebajted by this
i almost lost, holy
It isn’t even mentioned anywhere lol
No coz I have a slave who does it for me
The Mp pass?
E
trash vs garbage
it is
Wake Up
click the icon on top of the reward
Theres a icon next to the join mp button that is the same as the one below those unclaimable rewards
or under
99th car unlocked
Or that :/
That blueprint took 20 years to done 
Thanks
No it only took 1 year
Bruh
Just finished stage 8, im speedrunning
Chat we got scam
hah
And I'm gonna unlock the Carrera soon yiopeeeee
We all speedrunning atp
Or we had to do 1 mors
Me exactly. I also speedrunning lmao
That's unfair 😔
Suck on it we all have that before
Hihi
Nope
hi
Hru guys
doing good
That's good
just finished slaving asphalt, needa wait till tmrw
666 
scary
tmrw the stages 9-11 will unlock i think for the 499p mayhem
will speedrun that too
but i will be out the whole day tmrw, sad
Warframeeee broooooo
Nearly finished it myself
damn good luck
When is the update dropping?
Just last carrera condotion
I can sleep peacefully now 
Do you have sf90
Porsche Carrera GT unlocked and 3 Starred my Aperta
when they gonna remove EVO
2*
Plat 3 is really hard for you then 🥲
Wow 3 star in 1 day
yay he finished his mayhem 
this is the fastest car we finna gold
When Evo Chiron is absent, SF90 is the go to for most plat 1 players
i wanna gold aperta so bad
carrera gt i already have golden, so thats good and all
mine is at max because of starway and this event
event only gives one epic
Platinum 3 should be easy now...Vanda should do the Job
not gold tho
sl:
Isn't it classic season?
Hi guys
will come back later
hi
hi
Yes
It is manageable in ghost
But I can't in classic 🥲
yes
You dont have a good A class car?
alr imma head out cyall
Cya
✌️
I have no idea why after the win march update, watching youtube with igpu get stuttered a lot
I've vanda ,007s and zr1 , porsche 935
microsoft messed thing up again
have you tried turning it off and on again
Don't have elite cars
Then Plat 3 should be easy
All good SF90s are in higher sub league
I thought i was the only one
these cars are more then enough for that
Wait i thought my laptop just got old
Youtube stutters a lot sometimes
Like my smart TV gets a higher fps sometimes
no, problem is if I use dgpu , then it works fine
I have igpu
Makes sense
These cars will take more time than sf90 but still reachable
but I want to use igpu for non intensive task
Heck even that one rich friend's samsung fridge runs youtube smoother than my laptop sometimes
Sadly thats my only option
So what's the issue?
Plat 3 is hard
well yeah these cars are still good enough
I am like 23 points away from using ultima bro
tried to update amd drivers too, but nothing, so either amd messed up, or ms messed up
Well I have intel, and nowadays stuttering doesnt happen as much as it used to happen a couple weeks ago
Skill issue
Guys should I spend 21k on jesko or save up
Also the latest android update lags my phone a lot for a minute after I open asphalt
Sometimes
I play mp1 1-2 times a day
Depends on how much tokens you have
I said 21k..
save up
Alright
stars?
At 1. 5/40
Whats your * count?
I am pretty sure its an android thing because i updated my phone 4 days ago and ive been experiencing crazy lag for a minute after opening the game
save.
you need Ike 40k at least
Okay thanks yall
So ive been thinking more about what @stuck atlas Said
If they really have a crazy good thing coming soon
I might be cooked unless i rack up 120k before next season ends
I am at 90k rn, gotta try my best to earn 30k in a season
u can 👀
Ive never earned that much
If the new porche 919 is places in same sub league as the Ultima and speedtail and SF90 because of the rank, that will be a waste of potential
Its 100% gonna be there
Its basically the same rank as ultima
Ah yes the errors of rank-based matchmaking
Hoping the new MP1 champions and legend system shuffles cars randomly
Not happening
dont worry;
- 3 gauntlets
- current mp1 lb rewards
- new mp1's triumph rewards and their lb rewards
- easy support cars spotlight
- many more events
Confirmed?
Lemme tell yall right now, mp1 is gonna get a lot worse
Actually it shouldnt be that hard
I just cannot spend on 499p now
Thats 10k down the drain
Get C11
Ill avoid i think
And call it a day
Also RIP spending on senna gtr
Champions league is the new LL for F2p
not a big deal again tbh
u will get back some during 919 Street SE
Who remembers 🥹
Actually
Making progress
Getting super rich I'm garage value🤑
You Play to be a Champion but must Pay to be a Legend
I lowkey forgot
if u have aperta and carrera gt maxed, it shouldnt be that costly unless u overspend
wait for monday's gameloft shop rewards
Bet
is it just me or is the aperta mid?
Ill have all cars at max except 499p (it'll be at 1*) and sf90xx (it'll be 4*)
it is mid; poor accel
the carrera is probably better
I only got it 2 stars but stats from a 1 star
carrera gt has even poor accel
Carrera is pretty good tho, competes with huracan
Crazy nitro
om noted
Just the accel is hard to manage
Nah
useful at gauntlet?
Good driver needed
Yah
No
finally max aperta
Aperta is better than both...kind of epic reliant..gold it and see

Terrible accel for gauntlet
True, but in the right hands it smokes huracan due to superior drift and speed
No need for good driver
Just make sure it is not classic or unbreakable
only if u dont have better cars
better cars are better
Yeah
Yeah aperta is epic reliant, which is why I dont wanna upgrade it right now
Yeah tbh
Why would someone use CGT in gauntlet
3.6 k ig
Idk
At gold, it feels like Countach lite
Div 3 prob
Does well in Greenland if you have nothing else
I guess
Me forever stuck in div 5
ye but I'll probably priorize upgrading it first instead of the aperta
Even the Koenigsegg form SH is better in Greenland
Div 3
Obv bro its almost a 5k rank car
Yeah in div3 you could use it in very curvy tracks
Carrera doesnt lose speed in turns
Yeah I mean although it has terrible accel for gauntlet it's better that CGT in Greenland
folk
Over ranked
Its accel is more than carrera
Yeah
80
True because its accel is much higher
I think they have the same accel
Do they?
It's performance is lower than ultima



