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Average freaky guy:
fake
so what it hot
oh, the demon wants to play
Pro chips have them, js so silent
does 12 am count
Milk tea keeping me awake
Oh yeah I meant average femboy:

Its unlimited
why it hot, mine never
real
Gaming?
Exactly so donate
I game on my macbook
i slept at 2 am 
me too
Cuz my M4 Ipad pro is almost never available
💀
I slept at 3
Still i was up by 8
mine is 3.3tb a month which is basically unlimited
Was watching netflix
Idk maybe its due to my battery health being 82%
Been a while since I saw netflix
wait, did your thermal paste dry up?
Could be idk
I dont wanna open my macbook
I burned 299GB
Could I just ask Apple to replace the thermal paste perhaps?
in december of last year i somehow used up allat 3.3 terabytes 
I wanna read project hailmary now
i was without internet for 5 days
1300?? Bro I got even better specs at 1500$, all that gone to waste
or just use low setting
you spent more blud ofc u got better specs
Its base model
Ill have to find it on the internet since im not bothered enough to buy it
8Gb 256GB
I mean who buys books
try to take it to icare or any repair shop
I burned 77 GB in 12 days, wth??
they definitely have some thermal paste
256 gigs on a laptop 
My phone has more storage
2 days 
my laptop got 120 gig 
tbh I never thought my macbook thermal paste dried up being the reason its getting more hotter
From 8+256 GB to 16+1 TB at only 200$ more plus a dedicated GPU is no joke bro
I've owned it since 2022 after all
What
My laptop got 250 gig 
i mean
grand prix i curse you
And i got better specs
Oh its not a mac anymore
I'm talking about his macbook vs my windows laptop
is it a bad idea actually to run a VM on my 256GB macbook?
Windows PCs are always better value for money
What ur specs again
i feel like it depends more on the ram and cpu situation
What specs? Laptop?
yes
I was getting a 4070 with 32 gigs of ddr4 and 1tb storage for 800$ the other day
you see what i see
1 year ago*
Macbook ppl whats this I found in my activity monitor
if lightweight system like arch yeah id say vmware fusion could but take a step up make sure to prepare a fire extinguisher
wtf
no way
Aluminium is a waste of money
Yeah bro 70k
Buddy you just gotta look deeper
unc ive been looking for months on end
Also it was an year ago
How much did u pay
Now idts that ram prices will allow such a laptop to exist
idk why, im not even gonna buy 
1500
1473$ to be exact
Although you can buy a refurbished laptop with 4080 for 80k iirc
So??
yikes, couldve build a 14900k and 4060 desktop
Far better than your mac
for 1k
arent intel 13 and 14th gens tend to be hot and unstable? (my opinion cuz i saw many cases of bricked pcs and these cpus are the cause)
been patched
Thats pretty expensive yk, my budget was below 1k when i was buying
Ended up with the worst laptop
oh yeah forgot
nah...14900K would cost me around 3k in my region💀
Run minecraft for more than 2 hours
both of them look like basic office laptops ngl
can i get impirium key in sponcership daily login ?
That's only the HX cpus
wow
thats ryzen
Bro has zero knowledge🥀
wym they do tho
My condolences
Looks, seriously?
Damn
they look like ur avg chromebook
im used to seeing laptops with dedicated gpus having a black finish and billion rgb all over
Apple made MacBook neo for people like this
Ew, i hate RGB
499usd btw
"Ooh pink laptop, me buy"
bruh
razer huh
@honest thorn 
neo is also the most repairable macbook ever
Rog*
Ha ha, real funny, didn't I show you that one time running all tasks at once on my i5?
wow did you just slap a razer logo on there
Macbook neo can do that while also editing 4k
Crazy for a MacBook
Who could guess a phone slapped into a laptop case would be repairable
John ternus is behind the neo
yeah but it's apple
oh but it can
werent there reports coming out the neo was overheating during a basic icloud transfer
ofc it can, I bought that in 2017 and neo came out now, so it's expected to run smh
The EU forced them to make it repairable
A18 vs i9 might as well be coughing baby vs hydrogen bonb
Otherwise they can't sell it there
Apple can also refuse sales
Forget i9 lmao, I'm talking about i5 vs neo
Oh
yes
i5!!
When i have a 14900k, i can aswell get a mac
Why would they do that
Yeah then i5 would probably lose considering its from 2017
What is 14900k
cause eu sucks and tried to force apple to id verify
Oh
And yet it still runs heavy rendering softwares and plays AL at the same time, tell neo to do that
my travel pc is my msi
I thought what currency is that
And my school laptop is gonna be the macbook
MacBook sucks for gaming
It can
@gusty glen You didn't tell about your OP laptop specs
Show me proof
Guys my laptop has an intel iris graphics card 🥀
13400 4050 is travel pc, 10750h 1660ti is my rog, and the chromebook is the n4500
windows also eats half of it on idle
1st one sounds sick, 2nd one...hmm and 3rd one is
Chromebook is chromebook
Yep, Apple is the underdog to the EU unfortunately, money talks and they will lose out if they can't reach the eastern board. Apple has been complying to them since they were forced to adapt USB C on iPhones
apple also is the 2nd biggest company in the world
eu make rule where phones cant go above $1000 when
13400 i7 or i9?
I5
force adopt usb c is good
neither
when get core ultra 9 285H?
apple trash with their wires
Yeah
Whats the 1st?
apple can be lil wack with ports
guess
nvidia?
ROG
Especially with what the Neo is equipped with
uh
Hardware limitations
well, how can they sell their expensive wires
Perhaps it is Nvidia
- nvidia
- apple
- microsoft
- amazon
So, is Nvidia the most expensive company currently?
because ai
Everyone is a tech company
cuz ai
fun fact, one of the ppl who left forced macbook to use 1 port
bruh
dlss 5 slop
john ternus the future ceo said bring ports back
Wait is it only among tech companies or rest of the world?
we ❤️ john ternus
Not even Samsung tbh wow
sam isn't "tech"
john ternus for ceo
sam is hardware not soft
samsung makes the displays for apple btw
they make more hardware than software
Would prefer M1 over it for its USB modularity standard, it has Thunderbolt
M1 is also more expensive but i see the vision
sam provide from guidance chip for icbm to fabrication for cpu
Looks like my Iphone 12 pro screen isnt made by Samsung since I replaced it 3-4 times by a 3rd party repair shop the 1st screen ya prob
That depends on the marketplace and region
but 2nd and above...
True
apple hardware id prevent those changes unless it's verified by apple
cant they bypass it
so the screen should still be from apple, which is made by sam
I got no problems with my current Iphone screen
Older iphones with lcds u can get a cheap screen and get away with it
Why don't I just cut open an 🍏 and make replacement parts out of those
Only this message but whatever
It's the more greener option
expected
fun fact, if you use 2 brand new iphones, swap their display, they won't be fully working
otherwise everything does work fine even truetone
cant you just carry over the stuff
yknow what i mean
apple liquid glass status icons when
Speaking of Iphone screens I might need to replace my Iphone screen again soon
wat happen
I cracked the screen protector
wow
providers usually sneaky sell parts to independent repair shop
Why doesn't bro have a core ultra 9 285HX and a 5090 laptop by now
Imo you should get that instead of a crappy neo
you dont need to replace the whole screen unless if it breaks too
Btw who trusts me with their devices
those parts work very because they're still geniune but never got apple stamped
ik I said idk if it went deep
if it went deep past the screen protector
might need to replace my iphone screen
again
mac neo was designed to compete w chromebooks
I need a invencible Iphone screen
that was stupid
cuz it beat every chromebook
if some parts of the screen are black or any other colors then yes
Tell that to the guy who claims it can do 4K editing seamlessly
why
waste of money
who said tht 🙏
Sure and your neo isn't
bro
NO
i dont have a damn mac
That was a big dramatic no
I'm saying those who'd opt for it
@gusty glen
some guy on yt tested it
all apps open, 12 safari tabs and 4k editing and it went by smoothly
I don't trust YT streamers, they'd do anything for a buck
the heat coming off it was insane tho
yeah tahats true
wait is a xeon rlly that strong?
That's up to you, but Neo has better AI performance over M2 if that even matters to you but I'm pretty Apple will decide what macs will get future software support from AI performance
3.2ghz and strong in same sentence
Ive been summoned
f12tdf🔥
When they do it, works but surprisingly when we do it, it breaks
unc
Me
answer my question
Cause 5090 laptop is only 5070 performance
5070 desktop performance?
Huh never thought abt that but I did hear I will probably lose touch id?
and other stuff?
Yes
Well the base model doesn't have touch id
hm
You would need to pay $100 more for touch id
not bad actually
considering student discount
Though idk how I can get the student discount
Ok but when core ultra 285HX?
Idk if my school is listed
is touch id worth the extra $100 tho 
better than A18
or whatnot

Are you in the US
@empty shard your fav number
y nobody react to 6
NO

GET Ou-
Pretty sure you don't need ID for the discount
Rly?
Just go to student discount and im all set?
Yeah

Man that's one hell of a dead lobby
14900k better

How to become alien ppl like the formula E top 50
🤡
why does asphalt glazes this car so much?
It's so floaty it might just walk on water atp
It’s decently floaty
why?
Idk
So dead
Hello guys
Using evo zr1 🥀
Very hungry gatos
can i eat
This cars looks quite agile
Then what car to use
Lykan?
Icona?
Trion?
007s?
Gold
Max
Max
Non gold
Max max max max none are gold for me
But plat 4 using lykan is such a idiot thing
Not really
Mhm
Vanda
huh, I can gold fordzilla too 
Exist
When in doubt use Lykan
Maybe I can too
When you get Auckland 
Free win?
Free lost
When I was playing about 12 hours ago the lobbies were filled to capacity
No
We got kaiju on the top
not the gato
i said no

real

Jk u can eat the food
are special events just for og players
real?
bruh
Yes
how do i
nuh uh 44 cuz LH 🗣️
cuz uhhhh
uhhh
the seat is full of water

nobs
“mercedesamgmotorsport” oh the memories
shanghai mentioned
Track edition for a car that has never even been on a track

that wasnt even the track edition that was literally older model

Holy mother effing dog I despise the zenvo stage of spotlight
y

The ai cars get in the way
?
yes it is useful
use lykan when
Nvm
but ur 👽
lol nub
No u
I’m not
no am aline lil brp
This stage actually is buns
That's why it should've been "Prototype" instead 
I can’t get 8000 meters
real?
This is what I’m working with
career for creds
I don wanna upgrade a lot
might not have a choice 
Nub @jovial path
broke in credits
👎👎👎
How to get the one on the ramp?
Git gut lil blo
Where should I put
Currently is 1/2/1/1
somewhere
what are stats
idk i feel like either ts or nitro
nitro
ai slop fictonal car
ares S1 clone
def overanked
3650 rank 
4 star S class car
i'd say nitro

This car is just 😭😭
Really?
Ew spam
yes
Dud
My trion is out of gas
TS and nitro
U still gold
Mid
Shoo shoo
Skill issue?

Lemme go get plat
i like ts car
Which go first
Only 4 epics own so...
nitro fs
B class has faster time refill
Is asphalt down???
no ur internet is
Full wifi 7 anyway hows ur driver
Use c class instead 
Ima smack you with my flip flop
smack me first
wat
🩴
hit me hard ❤️
5070 being onpar with a 9070xt in crimson desert is wild
why only one flip flop two should be stable

hopefully patch notes are good
ai slop v2 ds - etenxe lookalike
hopefully PNs suck
Anyone else unasphalting lately?
what i sthat aceel :(
audi knockoff
so I can spend on Divo/S
yeah
🥀🥀
Is that official stats?
1500 ss is too short in mp2
PT.1 Spamming prosche 911 gt3 are s
We need 3000
...
yeah it's a fictional car
Fever dream car
90 accel
Can this clap vanda hard
Just out of interest what lvl do I have to be to post memes?
clap me ❤️
Or 20

ofc
i thought that was common knowledge
definetly 20 then bc Im level 10
wtf is that
I think yes but I just want to confirm
new car
Ofc not
asphalt legends conqept car
Dude

For what we know
New cars are German 
While in pudkng
wat
Trion says hi
360
You 360 trion
Or
i get violated
Trion do the floaty
Trion better than gt3 rs in topspeed
Ok time to KD noobs in MP1
mods ban
The npc car is the one who kd me
I'll make a special KD vid for you
anyone knew trick on this track (not gonna do it today and would do tommorow near end)
ts track suks
it's horrible after all, even td seems easy to cook it rather md
average time I did with md (controller): 43s
haven't tried on mobile but would still sucks at there again
i cant be the only one who ahtes singapore
what star
2 star 😭

u can go faster
I have 4 bps left to star up to 3 star
Ik but these ramp point annoyed me
Faaah
BRUNH
i can send reference video
Shoot i gotta face sf90 evos 🧍♂️
i got 39.3 2* oc
Dw i have trion
u play on controller or pc?
mine 2* 
Nub
pc but w controller

Hm that's fair one bc I mostly play on controller
Its not that hard to have 6* trion
Just play the tle every Thursday till friday
Thats all
im too layjee
where auto claim in tle
Since sf90 is available at mp1, i guess gt3 rs isnt relevant till plat 4
bad game
top 5 lie
#alucreator #asphalt #asphaltunite #asphalt9
I hope this reference helps you improve your times in this grand prix ^^
#1 Tuscany Simp
Remember turn off the GP Shadows (Settings - Game Settings - Sound & Display - Grand Prix & Clash Ghost switch to Off)
BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6tG_o92tvE&pp=ygUQZXVwaG9yaWEgY2FydG9vbg%3D%3D
...

amd dropping the ball with their crimson desert game
Dude why fever felt like i was dying
how'd i lose to gt3 rs 

Use lykan blo
no fuel blod
Cmon
wow!
im doing scannow
Alo qwerty
5070 is 9fps less than 9070xt on crimson deserr
I’m korean but i can say that’s trash game

unc 5070 is $800
9070 xt is $650
Not even close

wat
it's $650 here
bad card 
i blame windows update
just reinstall
i literally reinstalled windows on the 19th
Can i please just see thr other car beside sf90
Ok I got plat league now what
legend
could just be ur hardware
Nice prank game
bruh this has never happened to me before

It's my job to hammer the cyclops
Amd dropped the ball
how long has it been happening for
Also stop spamming
oh

Cuteeee
If with the overclock I am able to get 22,000 above rank so am I gonna be able to enter div 5?
Ye
Fr?
It's anything but cute and it deserves a big 🔨
Why it so easy
that's 6 star, maybe I'mma review
So you mean that I can get to div 5 and buy devel then comeback to div 4?
What made you want to enter div 5
Not really a flex

Just wondering why it was so easy
it is to me 

Wait till plat 3
I expected a bit more competition in plat 4
exactly what im gonna do
Nice mindset
I wonder i cant go back to div 4
Oh frog you bro
you wont get in the 35's but you should def get sub 40
4695
Okay nice
Me sad, i’ve never experienced div4 before
It was div5 for me all the time

hm I'll try later bc traveling again
i keep getting absolutely violated
it's so dead getting top 3 is easy
Now i don’t care thankfully, my both acc got gold abs and this time was able to get top 1
Peak moment
Alo @bronze magnet
h
real
Chat look at this, my combined rank is above 22k but I am still not able to get to div 5
ok
wtf is it reach the sky?
why do you have a 5* one:1
I've experienced div 3, 3 time top1😎
pretty sure
he spent on 1:1 single packs
you're gonna get slaughtered anyway so count it as a blessing

I want that devel
So I assume that overclock rank doesn't count?
You can
i dislike nitpicking on others financial decisions but
then farm div 4 top 1-3, then purposely get into div 5 for key and pop back out. it's so simple 
seeing a high star one:1 makes me uhh
But you should be above 22k when you submit your defense time
But look at that screenshot my combined top 5 cars rank is 22040 but the game is not letting me buy devel
no, i de evo my cars and get placed into div 4. as long as your rank is < 22,000 before gauntlet starts, that's what determines your division
Ohhh so I will get to div 5 when next gauntlet starts?
cause youre still in div 4 at the moment
Are you also at the brussel server
Cuz the div is decided when you submit times

it's not bro 🥀
Riyal
ye
So when the next gauntlet starts and I overclock the avj I will be in div 5?
I found khoa at the other server
volocano
How can i survive plat 3 while not having evo sf90
you don't
Trion still available?
when in doubt you avoid
make sure the oc is still active before it starts
I purposefully downgrade my league to gold 3 or 4 to keep using vanda 
This guy 🥀

im sure they got more brains than vanda users so they wont try to 360 someone slower 
... They 360 each other
Trust
how many people spent tokens to max one:1 back then
i stand corrected
Before I submit defense? Or before the gauntlet starts?
I did 
I consider it a win because that one:1 rank is helping to be in div 5 to get devel
I mean sf90 has less penalty so why not 360
before it starts
The first submission of defense time, if you got div4 that way and you re settle your time with evo’ed it stays as div 4
Gud car bad stat
wont be the first koenigsegg to do this
I think top 55 is enough
Okay time to eep
I miss gemera
Yes
oh right
wait wut😭
Afaik
youre a level 60 baller
Am unlock TS1 GT today 

No it's soft
whart

Soft serve ice cream
i was referring to the ccxr but ig gemera counts too
Softbody animation
When you play it very first time it is
Also need some level of stars
Least helpful server to ask for help
1-2* is awful
Like 2*
Oh shoot

I have 0 star devel
Too noob
So 1-2* devel is bad
bruh
What is going on in multiplayer chat
It's not bad
Depends on the track
😭
Crazy
In high stars its drift is lovely ngl
U da real crazy
Oh so more stars equal more lovely drift
Ye
Dang
Too alien
Lil bro almost got the car wet
Now i gotta buy the whole 5 blueprints every week

teach
If you buy all 5 per week
Keep save rest GCs for future
You’ll need 40k per week including eips
60 refreshes for 300bps

Frog
might quit the game before achieving that
im afraid this is the best it gets
i havent played gauntlet for 5 months anyway 
Leap of faith?
freefall
Spend money 

What's up DANGER
what rank is it though
Why cuh rizzing
1*
that tracks
was about to flame you if it was maxed
Idk if im tripping or i thought ur name was verysleepyvanda
damn
well we did slightly better
how
Yh same
i had never tried mosler on freefall before
you chadwick
ok dear its very easy lol 0 credits spent to purchase bp
did a run and wow it's actually not half bad

Is that 6* mosler
Nah mine was always chadvik
yea
you chadvick
Hmm i could use that to it then
Go evo the car
Folk
4/0/4/3
does it need like 2 punches to get it to float properly
no it needs proper timing
Damn no eips on accel
Seine will be fine also with devel
Acceleration is a choice
~mitsubishi
Seine with devel?
I thought car like that need a little bit accel help
Works
Interesting combo
Surprisingly it’s good
Hmm
peak spotted
Goodbye 

with enough speed you can flick it like the sixteen lol
Cinema

Thanks

1* isn't so cooperative
Moments before disaster aah
U use controller i see
Didn’t know this works ngl lol
Swim
Wait why your mosler is not doing any random jump

Mod special ability
Crazy
billion things
Hh
Bros got ram
Not all the things are turned on btw
a very safe combo imo
can avoid rng ramps
yah
drive it a certain way
It can wallride because spyder
I think it’s good
i just realized there are no F2P token rewards in MP1 milestones between 2400 score and 10500 score
peak
Too slow imo
Does anyone wants to join my club Pro [TM] Elites
Nice jokes
doesnt lykan neon has same speed?
I would go for it if i have like all the cars 
Imperium is slow
🥀🥀
At max btw
Idk but it's like a similar rank to jesko no?
why is lykan neon is glazed while icona spyder is villified? 👀
At gold
Ye 4835
Gold gold gold gold 🗣️
Jesko 4826
jesko is underranked 
cant compare any car with it
Nein

6* mitsubishi when
Real
Once the rarity car got upgraded
Hello
Fridge
I don't like this car
it feels like the F5, the suspension is just too soft
1 pack and game over

yes that makes it crazy floaty and yes it drifts very sharp
if you like the F5 this is kinda just a mini F5
but I don't because cars that are super soft and bouncy are really bad for my driving style
the lykan neon feels so much more agile in comparison
hi
Lykan neon is a very good car imo
better ultima
Worth to buy
just enable outlines on comic

Reshade
that car nearly reachs Mach 0.5
post-processing

🔒
it's not explicitly legal so i dont tell people how to do it
but you can just google reshade
if you can't figure it out based on those simple instructions lowkey you dont deserve to have a game that looks this good


i dir it ❤️
The lines are a bit bold but ig it's better than whatever AA they use
welp I need a totrial on how to do it
and don't wilted rose me blu
🤬
wtf the cars look so much cleaner
I finally organised my servers
Power of intel
I am stuck in gold 1 now, too high up too soon
someone eat me
Im afraid reshade would affect the gameplay :/




