🏎・general

[formal pivot]

You got ts epic ?

[fathom stag]

imagine if Imperium is top car of Mastery

[loud flint]

Cant wait for final reward to be 50k credits

[loud flint]

Nah. Top reward car gonna be Speedtail or smth

[azure latch]

why assume theyll have a top reward car

[tribal bay]

Hey guys, how can we customize Icona Vulcano Spyder with fictional body kit modifi- oh wait, wrong car

[loud flint]

Ur right. Too generous

[fathom stag]

but, why do we need Vulcano spider when we can just

Evo the normal vulcano

[azure latch]

people be so slow lmao

[azure latch]

why make useful icona more useful when they can make overranked trash slop

[tribal bay]

Yeah

[fathom stag]

Just stop with the AI Gameloft and stop investing in it too

[tribal bay]

But I don't think Vulcano Spyder (adddd in Flames of Fortune) can be customized with Fictional Body Kits from Tune It Up Update

[fathom stag]

otherwise it's Gailoft

[tribal bay]

I have not unlocked Vulcano Spyder

[fathom stag]

Or Sloploft

[timid tundra]

Yes

[fathom stag]

or uh, (insert other loft names here)

[modern parcel]

why did i get a video on relationships

[loud flint]

Devs tryna tell ya smth

[modern parcel]

"12 early signs a relationship wont last" 😭

[fathom stag]

Is it AI generated?

[modern parcel]

no

[fathom stag]

good

[timid tundra]

TS only adds 0.2 😭

[bronze magnet]

dont worry
it can get worse

[azure latch]

music to my ears

[tribal bay]

Are you kidding me

[fathom stag]

AI?

DIE

[azure latch]

calm

[twilit sable]

When are all the botters in this game gon get punished 🥀

Races are so boring with them in mp races

[fathom stag]

gn

@twilit sable they cheat

[twilit sable]

???

What Gng

[marsh oracle]

better than ironmouse

[azure latch]

my fault for td afking mp1 cuh

game so dead and boring it's more fun to let it run in bkgd for meager rewards and play fun game

it's even more fun to close it altogether

[twilit sable]

I’m talking bout the actual bots

If u send reaction and TD afk that’s legit

[azure latch]

i dont send reaction so ig im not legit 🗿

[twilit sable]

But if ur running a script or wtv to rep farm mp that’s where I say Nuh uh

[twilit sable]

😭

[dense dune]

[twilit sable]

It’s like the 1 thing u shud do

[azure latch]

why

[twilit sable]

So people know u aren’t botting

[azure latch]

lmao

[azure latch]

what

[bronze magnet]

real

[twilit sable]

[azure latch]

i need to send reaction so people dont report me for playing the game by letting the game play the game

[bronze magnet]

ngl, Hall Effect controllers are something else man

it feels so good driving

[azure latch]

dumb unspoken rule

who made ts

[twilit sable]

Mhm

[swift merlin]

Disabling emotes is a thing

[twilit sable]

I made this unspoken rule

[twilit sable]

True

[tribal bay]

Anyways, the patch notes for March 23 is 4pm for me

[bronze magnet]

ReCapcha ahh
Please verify you are not a robot

[azure latch]

guess im getting reported

this legit has to be one of the stupidest things i've ever heard

[modern parcel]

help im getting dating advice on yt

[azure latch]

turn off yt

[bronze magnet]

just like wat the site originally intended to do

[azure latch]

clear history works too

[twilit sable]

Why does this look super sus

[bronze magnet]

yes, YouTube was a dating website

until that one the creator see Super Bowl 2004 Half-time Show drama

[dense dune]

wat

[azure latch]

cute

[azure latch]

i mean minecraft youtubers exis--

[sour herald]

almost gold

[dense dune]

🐳

[swift merlin]

Looks like it

[modern parcel]

HYDRA

[formal pivot]

Same, only 2 missing in ts , evo light build soon, hopefully

[regal plank]

I hope not

[formal pivot]

New A king

[regal plank]

Gonna be on another level on class A

[crystal apex]

OOO

[hybrid charm]

Shut

[formal pivot]

But it would still require a bit of skill to use

[dense dune]

monsta

[regal plank]

Teach

[dense dune]

[crystal apex]

you

[regal plank]

[crystal apex]

😢

[dense dune]

❌

[crystal apex]

teach me 03 first

[azure latch]

god

[regal plank]

I got it again today, but .9

[dense dune]

👽

[regal plank]

I wanna upload .7 atleast to be considered mid

[crystal apex]

shut up

[bronze magnet]

ye, basically
YouTube was born, it was a dating website
one year prior, the Super Bowl 2004 Halftime Show featured the main performer, Janet Jackson, having her "chest" exposed to the entire nation on television due to a clothing malfunction
This led to a surge on the Internet to look for high-quality footage of this specific incident moment (yes, ppl go down bad for those 360p footages)
The creators of YT when was running the site as a dating partner finder (like Tinder nowadays) heard about this, saw the lack of a central website where videos can be shared to everyone quickly and easily, and decided to transform the website that was dying cuz the idea of a dating site didn't really catch on back then into the YT we know today

[crystal apex]

.9 is good

[spring iron]

I went back to back

[dense dune]

[rose acorn]

Nothing makes you feel good other than beating a Vanda

with a car that requires a bit more skill imo

[lofty sapphire]

what rewards did u get

[regal plank]

Son

[bronze magnet]

the founders was literally amongst the down bad
he was also lookin for that footage
bro go out and make the biggest video sharing website in the world to achieve his goal of obtain that footage

[azure latch]

alien

[bronze magnet]

it was a little too hard for him to find the footage so he made it easy

[dense dune]

monsta

[crystal apex]

mm wallriding that is interesting

[regal plank]

I said it before

[crystal apex]

i always cancel float there

[regal plank]

Doing correctly get 410 exit

[crystal apex]

im too scared to try that in mp[

scared burra

[regal plank]

And i hate gambling on that corner so win/win

[kindred hatch]

Lancer, AMG GTS, Camaro ZL1, Aventador SV, Adsterion and CCGS laugh at corner

[crystal apex]

real

[regal plank]

❌

[crystal apex]

ok i need to get that lucky rail again

dude i cant believe i ruined such a decent run

for free

[regal plank]

❌

Mid lap

Tunnel section can be better

Way better

[azure latch]

me want to try

slide gold abs

[regal plank]

How to

[azure latch]

break tos

[regal plank]

Gonna send by FedEX

[azure latch]

how long till i receive

[bronze magnet]

the package was schedule to be on flight FX80

[regal plank]

1 day, I'll come up on the box as a charm

[regal plank]

Old clip from some weeks ago

[dense dune]

why lie

[regal plank]

i don't

Possibly someone like trvvst can push 03 low

[dense dune]

[tidal carbon]

Is this impossible?

[regal plank]

Yes

[rose acorn]

I lowered my graphics does this still look good?

[regal plank]

@crystal apex when

[regal plank]

18 tokens

18

Tokens

[twilit sable]

Look which goober I beat

[azure latch]

the SPEED

[rose acorn]

So?

[bronze magnet]

he tend to have bad spending habbit

[dense dune]

[rose acorn]

What makes u say that

[azure latch]

bad is an egregious understatement

[bronze magnet]

wat did you spend to be at 18 tokens 🦛

[azure latch]

nathan sees
nathan spends

[regal plank]

Imagine losing to him

[azure latch]

god did not make nathan to think

[bronze magnet]

Intellect stat is 84

[tidal carbon]

Broke af

[bronze magnet]

out of several hundreds

[twilit sable]

Would be sad

[regal plank]

I would retire

[azure latch]

nah just put it in #💀・cheater-report

[tidal carbon]

Guys how to complete this condition with Autentica

[azure latch]

and say he shut off your internet or something

[regal plank]

Uhhhh

[twilit sable]

If he were in devel tho

[regal plank]

How to explain

[rose acorn]

I dont remember tbh

[twilit sable]

That’s a diff story

[twilit sable]

Gng it’s easy

[bronze magnet]

real

[twilit sable]

I completed all the autentica conditions

[regal plank]

I beat him using a cc850

It's not that hard

[tidal carbon]

I can’t get further than 7.5K yards

I collected every collectible

[twilit sable]

Just use MD

[tidal carbon]

I am MD

[twilit sable]

How are u failing then

[regal plank]

You pretty sure that you collected everything?

[tidal carbon]

Is 14 the max number?

[silver magnet]

Its insane the memes ive seen about people not having the huracan nisto, was senna event really that bad?

[rose acorn]

Someone help I lowered my graphics but I feel like my mac runs more hotter now

[tidal carbon]

I’ll put a run and tell me what mistakes I’m making

[rose acorn]

How da heck do you balance performace with looks

[tidal carbon]

Brb

[regal plank]

Senna event??

[twilit sable]

P sure I just did it with TD cus spotlights are boring

[silver magnet]

Yeah the mclaren senna event

[twilit sable]

Huracan nisto? What is that

[silver magnet]

Its pretty much a mid car tbh but it works after all

[silver magnet]

Brb

[azure latch]

the sto lol

interesting choice for a support car for an event for new players

encouraging players to spend tokens on mid 😭

[fair token]

What does whar mean ppl

[twilit sable]

Means same thing as what

Just a misspell that people sometimes do intentionally

[swift merlin]

Cutesy text to communicate emotion if it may seem too serious

[keen zephyr]

[azure latch]

tf was the other guy doing

[brittle tangle]

[keen zephyr]

daily touch grass completed

[spring ferry]

you dont, thats the tradeoff

[crystal apex]

im retired

i need a good time in tuatara beach

and bolide whirlwind

[devout lodge]

Nice new decal

[keen zephyr]

Take mine

[twilit sable]

Spycrab please do job this time

Yes

Good job

[swift merlin]

An ego that makes me look modest

[modern parcel]

what

[brittle tangle]

guys how do you send pictures

[modern parcel]

lvl 5

[keen zephyr]

Yap to Level 5

[devout lodge]

I don't have sian🥀

[dense dune]

whar

[fair token]

whart

[keen zephyr]

Ghost

[modern parcel]

hi

[devout lodge]

Not nice >:(

[fair token]

Nice-er

[crystal apex]

@regal plank

[devout lodge]

Just let me get the renault

[crystal apex]

i need ur elp

hap

[keen zephyr]

It asked you to restart

[regal plank]

Whar

[fair token]

Still didn't understand

[silver magnet]

Couldnt get a screenshot of it but you can google it up

[keen zephyr]

Rs01 sr has 8 stages, his is 2* but almost out of stages

[devout lodge]

I'm stuck with the stage

[regal plank]

@crystal apex son

[keen zephyr]

Also it ends in 2 days

[fair token]

Ok

[devout lodge]

Is this level normal

[crystal apex]

sec

[winged vortex]

Hi everybody

[crystal apex]

sending it

[fair token]

I have 154 for lvl22

[devout lodge]

Yo

[fair token]

*21

[devout lodge]

Dawg how

[modern parcel]

i forgot what level am i

[twilit sable]

Can’t find anything Gng

[winged vortex]

I'm new to Asphalt 9 and i don't know how to get the Lego BMW

[fair token]

80+ in d and C class

[twilit sable]

The nisto doesn’t exist

[regal plank]

Ok

[devout lodge]

You got the set?

[fair token]

Buying it is... A way

[winged vortex]

Yeah, the code too

[regal plank]

No it's not

[devout lodge]

You redeem it in the web

Or play the event

Or maybe gimme the code

[crystal apex]

How can i improve this @regal plank

[devout lodge]

Ima star the car up for myself

[keen zephyr]

Event dead

[winged vortex]

How do i redeem it from web

[devout lodge]

Type Gameloft redeem code

Then click the asphalt

[azure latch]

how to 1.07 man 🥀

[silver magnet]

Mandela effect or sum but i definetly got it from that event

[minor raft]

https://www.gameloft.com/redeem/asphalt-legends

[modern parcel]

is that 28 or 20

[devout lodge]

Insert your id and code

[twilit sable]

[devout lodge]

20

[fair token]

Just do it 👟

[devout lodge]

Or just give it to me

[winged vortex]

Thank you man

[keen zephyr]

He’s temp blind on this text

[modern parcel]

you have more than me back when i was grg lvl 20

[devout lodge]

Got it from event, didn't even have to buy the set

[fair token]

6 or 8 golden car that I have

[regal plank]

This car doesn't exist, and the senna event didn't have any huracan on it

[regal plank]

Did you tried the bump on the wall at 96%?

[devout lodge]

No code for this senna🥀

[fair token]

Lemme see

[regal plank]

Btw nice music

[devout lodge]

I bought the set when the Senna was out in asphalt

[winged vortex]

From where do i find my player id 😭

[crystal apex]

then leave the track? 🥀

[devout lodge]

And there's no code🥀

[winged vortex]

Im lost

[dense dune]

why is the Porsche’s wing like that 😭

[crystal apex]

I have no idea how this guy did 03.6 here and just disappeared

[devout lodge]

My lil bro dropped it

[fair token]

When u launch game

[dense dune]

💀

[regal plank]

No, you actually can bump into, like the Tuscany one on the SSC OC showcase

[devout lodge]

Told him to pay me 100sgd

Although it's like 40sgd

[regal plank]

Go to high and you respawn

[winged vortex]

Oh ok

[regal plank]

Need luck tho

[crystal apex]

Mmm

[keen zephyr]

Player profile

[crystal apex]

Oki

i dont know if i wanna try that

that sounds scary

[silver magnet]

Im stupid and just realized its spelled "sto" not "nisto"

[regal plank]

The run is already god

[silver magnet]

But it had an hurcan

[devout lodge]

Why wing not open

[regal plank]

The STO is from the Maserati MC20 starway

[regal plank]

Wrong car

[silver magnet]

Yes that one

[crystal apex]

i just want 03 tbhb

but dunno where else to improve 😢

[keen zephyr]

Mc20 = senna

[devout lodge]

But it still has the flaps

[regal plank]

It's the Reventon, not the murcielago

[devout lodge]

Oh ok

[minor raft]

model issue

[crystal apex]

Other route seems to be slower? or around the same if done properly so other than that idk where im losing time

[dense dune]

komeko 🐸

[keen zephyr]

Speedtail spoiler incident

[minor raft]

ced 👽

[devout lodge]

So does the car actually opens the flaps irl

[silver magnet]

ª

[minor raft]

yes

[dense dune]

lvn moment

[regal plank]

I can only see improvement risking your run tbh, have another one to show too, hold a min

[restive tusk]

watermelon_cat.1 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[devout lodge]

Speedtail no spoiler animation :(

[minor raft]

imolas flap also doesnt extend

[crystal apex]

yessir

[devout lodge]

Not to mention:

[minor raft]

crappy models

[dense dune]

why is there a box under both neveras 😭

[minor raft]

xl sport has a random light below the diffuser btw

[devout lodge]

It's flaps

[minor raft]

visible car fans dont animate

[devout lodge]

Not to mention the flaps in NS ver are under the car

[devout lodge]

Yea

And racing master does better

[minor raft]

many cars have misaligned nitro flames

[faint token]

@twilit sable gg that game absolutely sucked

[winged vortex]

I can't send photos. Is it a bug or ?

[faint token]

kd mp1 makes me wanna kermit

[devout lodge]

Is this normal?

[faint token]

U haven’t yapped enough for image perms

[regal plank]

Talk more

[dense dune]

yes

[devout lodge]

Wait wha

[winged vortex]

Ohh 🥲

[devout lodge]

But why double calipers

Asphalt should've added these details🥀

[winged vortex]

Soo, for how long have you guys been playing Asphalt 9

[devout lodge]

4 years

Quitted for a year

But back after the Unite expansion

Nice pfp btw

[devout lodge]

Is that the Lego cento?

[bronze magnet]

cuz car have no wing

[winged vortex]

Fr

[devout lodge]

I mean the flaps

[fair token]

Touch grass car

[vital lance]

hot wings.

[winged vortex]

The 1st asphalt game i played is asphalt nitro when i was 8 years old

8 or 9

It's sad that now it's not available 😭

Damn

[devout lodge]

"Etron"

[winged vortex]

I had Asphalt 9 in my phone for 5 months but i didn't play it

[bronze magnet]

enough AL today
first day with the new controller
the controller is peak ngl

[winged vortex]

Ur pc specs

[devout lodge]

First time with controller?

[dense dune]

[winged vortex]

[bronze magnet]

no, new controller
went from Xbox 360 controller
to Gamesir T7 Volt Black

[devout lodge]

DAMNN

[winged vortex]

😂🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[dense dune]

nice

[bronze magnet]

the Hall Effect joystick is so damn good

[devout lodge]

That's nice

[bronze magnet]

the steering is like im getting EVO Light tune

its almost zero resistance

[devout lodge]

What's your sensitivity?

[dense dune]

is it wired?

[devout lodge]

I usually put 35

[dense dune]

the controller

[winged vortex]

I screen recorded me getting the BMW. Tomorrow im gonna upload it in my new YT channel

[devout lodge]

What's your channel?

Ima sub

[fair token]

What name

[fair token]

I have one too

[bronze magnet]

34% in game sens
Raw Input Mode on Left Joystick with Range set to 3%-100%
Left Trigger enter Hair Trigger mode with range at 40%-100%
Right Trigger is also on Hair Trigger mode with range at 30%-100%

[winged vortex]

its called FROSTXINS4NE
with a green Profile pic

[winged vortex]

Appreciate it man

[bronze magnet]

yes, pure wired
which is good
lower latency
no battery die mid race
and no pit stop battle with the race countdown system

[dense dune]

nice

[winged vortex]

For me it's 2.51 am here in Italy

[bronze magnet]

the thing joystick use Hall Effect sensors
so stick drift is not a thing
can be recalibrated

[dense dune]

i also have the gamesir t7 controller

(in red)

[bronze magnet]

damn nice
ye, the thing was considered budget king

[bronze magnet]

Volt version or Pro one?

[woeful shadow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[winged vortex]

I have an i5 10 gen 6years old laptop 🥲

[bronze magnet]

im on Volt version, the king of budget one

[fair token]

#asphaltmemes
You will find me

[dense dune]

lemme check

[devout lodge]

I use the NS1

[winged vortex]

Ok

[winged vortex]

Oh

[devout lodge]

Ooo

[fair token]

Same name that discord

[devout lodge]

I just subbed

Nice vid

[winged vortex]

Thanks man. It's CarX Street

[rose acorn]

Hold up-

that aint bad

[winged vortex]

🥳

I'm gonna sleep guys, see y'all tomorrow 🫂❤️‍🩹

[keen zephyr]

oh look I found fanta as a cat

[devout lodge]

Yoo

[foggy turtle]

Morning

[devout lodge]

Morning

I saw you just tried asetto

[strong glacier]

amoghning

[foggy turtle]

[devout lodge]

Bye bro

[twilit sable]

Real I effed up big time and then rage quit

[dense dune]

volt version i think

[devout lodge]

To all the Malaysian here

[silk basin]

volt = resistance * courant

[dense dune]

real

[silk basin]

brochacho typing a dissertation

[dense dune]

brotato writing an essay

[keen zephyr]

and then all you get is a "hi"

[brittle pebble]

[dense dune]

[silk basin]

when the screen says next metro in 1 min for the last 3 min

[devout lodge]

Ok gtg now bye yall

[bronze magnet]

Intel® Core™ i7-12700F
2x Samsung M378A2G43AB3-CWE 16GB DDR4 SDRAM 3200MHz
1TB - Kioxia KBG40ZNV1T02 NVMe SSD
1TB - Apple HDD ST1000LM024 2.5inch 5400RPM
1TB - Western Digital WD Blue WD10EZEX-60WN4A0 HDD 3.5inch 7200RPM
4TB - Western Digital WD Red NAS WD40EFRX-86N32N0 3.5inch 5400RPM
NVIDIA MSI GeForce RTX 3050 VENTUS 2X XS 8GB OC

[devout lodge]

He has RAM get him

[silk basin]

delicious 3200 MT/s ram

[twilit sable]

This race actually made me so mad

[oak hill]

Hiiiiiiii:3<

[dense dune]

😭

[twilit sable]

I didn’t crash out tho so

[oak hill]

Hi mr northhh

[strong glacier]

sound like bro just keep his old hdd

[oak hill]

What's your favourite food

Wait is this an alt

[bronze magnet]

that is alr my newest batch
esspecially the 4TB one

[oak hill]

You created the account and joined server on the same day

That arouses my suspicious

[arctic olive]

Yo Fantom

Actually nvm

Thought your user was French

[strong glacier]

why?

[tepid cipher]

Uhh, hey, I have a idea for a security update

[silk basin]

more guards

[tepid cipher]

Okay, I did have a idea for security on reddit

What about a police update [ V2, with more possible ideas ]

We know security is trying [ and failing] on catching syndicate and us, so here's how update works

1. Instead of one organization [ security ] on us, what if there's more organization that help security

2. Undercover cops disiuge as racers tries to wreck the player and syndicate members

3. Better tactics: security avoid getting close to player when in shockwave mode, and interceptor tries to ram player into objects, and if it about to do a 360 spin, they avoid.

4. Reinforcements: add the security cars from team pursuit to be added to campaign and syndicate

5. Security Take out other racers before target player

6. Security sets up roadblocks during normal mode/syndicate where they place roadblock that block the certain route, leading to situations where you are forced to stop

7. Security units could be with emps/spike strips to slow down/wreck the player

8. We become security units to help security just like security vs syndicate but in campaign mode

9. More campaign about helping security

10. A possible decal for a custom security deal

[ Side update: letting us add bots to multiple player private servers so we could have fun by ourselves and a game mode or something where security is in the multiplayer private servers]

[woeful briar]

I'm not reading that

[keen zephyr]

whar is this

[vital lance]

Grind Prix.

[tepid cipher]

Security update I thought of on reddit

[charred geyser]

will they ever revert this new legend store menu 😡

[woeful briar]

reddit

[charred geyser]

limited time card packs all in one screen was so much better

[vital lance]

at some point.

[azure latch]

sad to see so many words wasted like this

[tepid cipher]

I literally had the idea and asked reddit if it a good idea

[kind talon]

ok

[dense dune]

ok

[lean ore]

hi

[azure latch]

reddit worst place for this

[tepid cipher]

Still, is the update idea good idea or will backfire?

[keen zephyr]

why you even asking tis here

[tepid cipher]

I mean, I asked before doing it here

[azure latch]

idea wants so much effort for pointless game mode

mp3 is not allat

[pure solar]

#1139169751806005349

[bold mist]

Patch notes wiil be available on monday 🥳

[quaint flare]

Playstation AL can't be linked to the Gameloft Club...

Unlike Google Play where it and Steam can be connected.

[timid tundra]

You know what? This car isn't even as bad as people make it seem to be.

I hope next special hunt won't be a key car

[misty eagle]

But still kinda useless

[high sphinx]

Does the next season have a special hunt

[timid tundra]

It just has an unfortunate fate of not being one of those agile kings

[timid tundra]

Should be

One special hunt per update

[long ermine]

what is the most broken car in the game before evo?

[timid tundra]

Imperium

[misty eagle]

Imp dies on some tracks

But generally performs well

[long ermine]

devel before nerf

[timid tundra]

So does the SF90 (himalayas)

[proper temple]

devel

[zealous bison]

I calculated the estimated total sountrack in Asphalt Legends (in menu and races), about 20% of music from Asphalt 9 removed... (excluding events)

[timid tundra]

What

[long ermine]

track edition? must be worse than the real one

[dense dune]

huh

[timid tundra]

Holy crap, we're getting Devel prototype?!

The cooler Devel?!

[long ermine]

police car

[misty eagle]

not another fake car

[chrome surge]

Real?

[long ermine]

in A8

[proper temple]

nah look at the stats, much better than current devel

[timid tundra]

They're nerfing it, period.

[long ermine]

you can't judge it by stats

[timid tundra]

Or not

[thorn hollow]

Launched up the tunnel roof

[rose acorn]

I have NO WORDS

Im kinda impressed

[chrome surge]

Devel 16 prototype or only 16 better?

[proper temple]

real, maybe more worse than current model

[long ermine]

A9C won't nerf it

[timid tundra]

Imagine that 86 acce at stock got beaten by a 69 Air accel

[long ermine]

i think it's A9C?

[timid tundra]

Ye

But in global? I think they might nerf it.

Also don't forget that the og devel is still in it's prime on CN

[long ermine]

yes, because gameloft wants us to suffer

[proper temple]

16 prototype is better

[stuck atlas]

PN in Monday

[chrome surge]

[timid tundra]

True, the prototype looks better

[sour herald]

ngl i like non prototype one more

[chrome surge]

Looks better but is any faster?

[long ermine]

it's the same topspeed who knows A9C players knows

[stuck atlas]

Wait
C11 will in this pn right?

[timid tundra]

Seems to be according to the screenshot from Asphalt 9 China (555 at stock compared to OG 552 at stock)

Also that 86 accel compared to 76 from the OG devel

Why did they call the Prototype as Track Version tho

[proper temple]

maybe, since they already accidentaly leaked before

[stuck atlas]

But og devel has fake accel doesn't it?

[long ermine]

might be make accel or real i have no idea

has anyone unlocked the C11

[timid tundra]

Most of the fake accel are on nitro afaik

[stuck atlas]

No

[long ermine]

well, hackers did

[timid tundra]

Car hasn't even released yet

[long ermine]

i think

[stuck atlas]

C11 and 918 Asphalt edition in next update

[stuck atlas]

🥀

[chrome surge]

Ok we need the prototype version

[timid tundra]

So, that means no legit players?

[timid tundra]

@chrome surge

[long ermine]

maybe, yeah

[timid tundra]

That is the prototype

Don't know why they dubbed it as Track Version

[stuck atlas]

Wait

CN get new devel?

[timid tundra]

No that I think of it again. A9 CN is like an official leak for future AL updates

[timid tundra]

Yuh

[stuck atlas]

What

Real

Aren't they still have og devel

[timid tundra]

Decel Sixteen Prototype Track Version

[stuck atlas]

Like we have in A9

[timid tundra]

Another millions to Devel Motors 🗣️

[stuck atlas]

Imagine we get this in DS sidestory 🗣️

[dense dune]

[timid tundra]

No way. This will definitely be a main DS car

I mean as main story

[stuck atlas]

Reasonable

[next granite]

ressurection

A8

[dense dune]

Tail

[stuck atlas]

That thing in a8 just poop

[timid tundra]

I'm betting we'll get the Venom GT next update as 35 bps car

[ancient tinsel]

what the

[stuck atlas]

No

We will get 992

[long ermine]

it might be a key car if it's that low to unlock

[stuck atlas]

Because next season is Germany season

[ancient tinsel]

4.7k at stock is insane

[timid tundra]

Another porsche

[timid tundra]

R class are built different

[proper temple]

86 accel at stock is crazy

it can be gauntlet car lol

[stuck atlas]

For what we know in next season:
C11& Porsche 918 Asphalt edition

[rose acorn]

Man, I really hate this car's accel how can I drive the Battista better than the Onyx?

[timid tundra]

Nevera R in China has 5,6K max rank

[frosty island]

because it's battista

[zealous urchin]

Bro im so cooked

[mellow obsidian]

actually bad driver😂

[zealous urchin]

Still have Asphalt 9 in 2026

[arctic siren]

wow they decided to use the concept ver as the track edition of the scam car

[lapis hatch]

isn’t this just old devel

[arctic siren]

no

[stuck atlas]

No

[lapis hatch]

when the d16 stats got leaked and it had

[arctic siren]

maybe yes

[lapis hatch]

no like

super old devel

[arctic siren]

but with a small changes

[lapis hatch]

when the stats first got leaked

[stuck atlas]

Oh yes

[lapis hatch]

and it had some 85 accel

[stuck atlas]

You mean the cario 360 video with 144p

[lapis hatch]

yeah

you get what i mean

[kindred hatch]

Stats look like pre nerf accel devel

[ancient tinsel]

atp Global version sucks

[lapis hatch]

global d16 just

isn’t what it was

it’s still good but it’s not consistant

and it’s req super high skill to drive at the same level as f5

[ancient tinsel]

overoll game is better in Chinese VEr

[azure latch]

im going to sleep, someone remind me to go for mid 1:00 another time

i hate jesko x frozen route

i hate it

and this time is ahh man i cannot

[cedar stag]

67

[lapis hatch]

[cedar stag]

Oh my god

[lapis hatch]

bro is grinding for clash

[azure latch]

nah

just grinding because its fun

well lie its himalayas

bottom tier map icl

rng ahh pos

[lapis hatch]

[azure latch]

didnt even bother to do railride because i want to have some remnance of sanity

[tawdry oracle]

donar skills

[stuck atlas]

@lapis hatch

You mean dis

[lapis hatch]

oh hell nah

yea that’s exactly what i’m thinking of

what was gl smoking when they came up with that

[cedar stag]

Dark Hyper...

[stuck atlas]

@timid tundra look at this

[stuck atlas]

What is darkhyper doing

[cedar stag]

Cosplaying mona lisa

[azure latch]

dont have

completely choked force barrel into drift

and i did 1.01.4 but didnt record 😭

[terse walrus]

Why spoiler doesn’t rise up?

[ancient tinsel]

freaky

[azure latch]

can this car actually drift instead of freaking out sometimes 😭

thing likes losing speed before the drift starts its so dumb

[modern parcel]

e

cant sleep

[rose acorn]

Huh now I see why ppl use the Adventador J

Pretty good

[frosty island]

use lykan

100% winrate trust me

[timid tundra]

[frosty island]

[timid tundra]

What

[frosty island]

[devout lodge]

100% loserate trust

[orchid charm]

1.8k rank difference btw

[frosty island]

[devout lodge]

[frosty island]

don't diss my boy lykan like that

[devout lodge]

It only good in top speed

[rose acorn]

I find it a nice challenge to use cars ppl use but mine are weaker

For example

[rose acorn]

This one

[frosty island]

you just need 3800 lykan or something

100% winrate trust me

[rose acorn]

I have 4,012 Lykan

[frosty island]

easy win

[rose acorn]

3rd's not bad

[frosty island]

[onyx gull]

Grgr

Why ws the ds so difficult

Despite being a more budget oriented ds

[frosty island]

ds is grindy

[onyx gull]

💔💔💔🙏

[frosty island]

you have to spend like a few hours just doing money run

[onyx gull]

Why can't people happily get the car they dream of without spending much

[rose acorn]

I beat

A spammer

abuser of EVO

and OC

[frosty island]

If you play the game for some time you would probably have all the supports

but you still gotta grind money runs for like 3 hours

[rose acorn]

Alright I ran out of Gold 2 cars

Im using Lykan now

ppl cooked

[kind talon]

360>wreck

[frosty island]

classic mp experience

[sturdy cape]

Bro didn’t want you to win

[frosty island]

🔨

[onyx gull]

I've grinded enough for car hunts like bentley continental (d class) and corvette c7r...it's hella "no life or no car"

[spark crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/winner-hereyougo-going-back-gif-12530432

[kind talon]

jesko king 👽

[rose acorn]

How do u check your lvl in this discord server?

[strong glacier]

I can gold this car

[frosty island]

do !rank in #🪅・bot-commands

[onyx gull]

Can I spam corvette in platinum league???

[stuck atlas]

Pre pre nerf devel
The devel only on paper

[stuck atlas]

Then gold it

[frosty island]

if you have fuel

and yes

[strong glacier]

no fuel

gas price too expensive

[amber wraith]

Gold Icona Spyder next

[wicked falcon]

Anyone Here Has The Dodge Charger?

[rose acorn]

Got 150 tokens from mp1 milestone

so generous

[woeful briar]

given for free

[chrome surge]

@strong glacier Your laptop metal or plastic?

[wicked falcon]

can i get a pic of it :0

[frosty island]

188 tokens 🥀

[strong glacier]

Al||uminium I think||

[chrome surge]

W. Man gotta love metal builds, it rained here and it feels like I'm touching a cooler

[rose acorn]

Already refuled the 918 Spyder

[chrome surge]

The chassis is giving me chills lmao

[strong glacier]

metal better heat conductor

[chrome surge]

Yeah that's why I hate plastic gaming ones

[ancient tinsel]

mine is plutonium

[chrome surge]

Weak, get a Uranium build

[daring trail]

mine came from chernobyl

[marble brook]

Hello

[rose acorn]

I hate my M2 Macbook air it has no fans and relies on the aluminum body to cool down and once the game pushes my Mac to its limits my mac becomes hot to touch everything is great I just wish my stupid self didnt go for the light, thin macbook

I guess thats why the macbook air is aluminum since its metal it clears heat

[ancient tinsel]

mine is Vibranium

[orchid charm]

Did you get the 8GB model

[rose acorn]

Ya?

[brave minnow]

How about mine gold

[rose acorn]

8GB Ram 256GB

[orchid charm]

Not suprising

[strong glacier]

get adamantium

[rose acorn]

Well I dont blame my parents

[chrome surge]

@gusty glenWhat you gotta say about this

[daring trail]

hmmmm...

[brave minnow]

16GB RAM
Lenovo ideapad slim3i

Good?

[rose acorn]

What the what

[chrome surge]

16 gigs+1 TB here😎

[orchid charm]

VM?

[rose acorn]

Bro got some RAM

[daring trail]

yeah

[chrome surge]

Whoa whoa there hold on

[daring trail]

it was a rough journey

[rose acorn]

we should raid his house

[chrome surge]

Don't come near me @rose acorn

[rose acorn]

Whos with ME

[orchid charm]

You should do it the bare metal way with hackintosh

[chrome surge]

NO!!

[chrome surge]

Stop

[ancient tinsel]

its in my bones

[daring trail]

ddr?

[ancient tinsel]

5

[rose acorn]

Bro got more RAMM

[rose acorn]

Your safe now

[chrome surge]

I only have 16+12+8+8+4 Gigs of total RAM

[rose acorn]

for now

[chrome surge]

So, me broke

[chrome surge]

Ok I shouldn't have said this out loud

😓

[plush gust]

install more ram

[chrome surge]

Install more alien you alien

[plush gust]

no

[dense dune]

yes

[chrome surge]

Help him out fellow alien

[bleak osprey]

stealing both ram and jose

[dense dune]

[plush gust]

erm

why

[bleak osprey]

need a(n) booster inmate

[gusty glen]

Yea it helps with heat

[gusty glen]

Whole body is a heatsink

its meant to do that

[bleak osprey]

aluminium macbook?

@next granite what's your opinion on that

[gusty glen]

Yea, aluminum is good with heat

[bleak osprey]

Gatopendejocelebrar

[plush gust]

no

[dense dune]

[bleak osprey]

yes

[dense dune]

no

[plush gust]

[bleak osprey]

ok

[dense dune]

ok

[plush gust]

ok

[gusty glen]

3 cats

[chrome surge]

So, you're saying it's ok for a macbook to get hot but still glaze it but a windows gets hot and all hell break loose

[gusty glen]

Dont mind the asbestos

[dense dune]

gato

[gusty glen]

cause windows doesnt use a metal chassis to help

[plush gust]

huh?!

[plush gust]

macbooks aint really meant to very hardware demanding tasks

[ancient tinsel]

cute

[gusty glen]

Windows have dedicated heatsinks so yea if it overheats its a big deal

[bleak osprey]

miau

[plush gust]

car

[gusty glen]

Entire body of mac being aluminum vs a heatpipe

[bleak osprey]

car is aware

[daring trail]

i never had a macbook but i have macos

[brave minnow]

Most common cat colour i think

[gusty glen]

Mac os is very efficient

[bleak osprey]

i never had macos but i had tacos

[plush gust]

ok

[bleak osprey]

better than the orange nerf

[dense dune]

taco bell

[bleak osprey]

ok

[daring trail]

like im currently running it rn

[ancient tinsel]

[bleak osprey]

i'm currently sprinting it

[ancient tinsel]

who dat

[daring trail]

idk

[bleak osprey]

my prisoners

[woeful briar]

it was a starter car for a DS

[bleak osprey]

[woeful briar]

chimera

[daring trail]

but why are we talking abt macos rn

shouldnt we be talking about alu?

[dense dune]

mcdonalds os

[chrome surge]

Tell that to Rev sprite

[plush gust]

?

[ancient tinsel]

i have a pet Chimera

[plush gust]

i think he knows this already

[dense dune]

koenigsegg chimera?

[ancient tinsel]

search up

[brave minnow]

How his/her stats
Top speed -
Handling -
Nitro -
Acceleration -

[dense dune]

o

[plush gust]

🧐

[fervent skiff]

how 😭

[chrome surge]

But in demanding tasks, that whole chassis becomes an oven, so is that ok with you ?

[dense dune]

[orchid charm]

Wdym how

[daring trail]

why not use thermal paste then?

[orchid charm]

People always ask that like it's impossible or something

[chrome surge]

Sure, sure, dip the entire thing in thermal paste like a dipping sauce

Coz it's whole body is a heatpipe lmao

[daring trail]

nah, my "thermal paste" is ketchup

i fed my cpu ketchup everyday

[rose acorn]

What if I just dip/put my macbook air in a ice water while gaming since it has no fans

[dense dune]

💀

[rose acorn]

might be super efficent at cooling ngl

[brave minnow]

Good

Last time

[daring trail]

are you laughing or crying to the bank?

[fervent skiff]

lowest car rank but 2nd

[chrome surge]

Ask @gusty glen for advice, he's the macbook guru

[olive field]

ya that way it will be cool for forever

[orchid charm]

And...?

[gusty glen]

Yes, if it means my cpu is not gonna heat up

[rose acorn]

Uh idk my dad works 7 days a week 2 jobs

I feel kinda bad

but that was a joke anyway

ofc I would never do that

[chrome surge]

Just solve @rose acorn 's issue

[daring trail]

aios?

[bleak osprey]

i8 can set like 1:21 it's really not anything crazy

[fervent skiff]

nvm

[rose acorn]

wat

[fervent skiff]

yo wait what how many stars? i have it at 1*

[bleak osprey]

at max/gold obviously

[frosty island]

[fervent skiff]

so i can spam i8 in mp1?

[gusty glen]

Vruh

[chrome surge]

Save cpu in sacrificing skin and get a level 5 burn is real

[bleak osprey]

no

[frosty island]

these sesto gotta lock in bro

[bleak osprey]

it's just luck wether you get bad enough players

[frosty island]

but is it possible with accurate hitboxes

[gusty glen]

The way laptop chassis is, u wont ever burn urself to that

[chrome surge]

@rose acorn Is yours too hot to be in direct contact with skin?

[remote snow]

kinda wished the newer Macbooks had fans

like the m1 pro kinda

[rose acorn]

Uh its just uncofortable to rest my wrists on

the is it called wristrest or hand rest?

[chrome surge]

Only wrists??

[orchid charm]

You want them to sound like rockets?

[chrome surge]

Oh brother

[rose acorn]

You type on the keyboard its not perm

[chrome surge]

That's even worse

[rose acorn]

you dont rest your hands on the keyboard

[chrome surge]

@gusty glen Changed name XD

[daring trail]

bro my old laptop has a 8250u and feels like the sun when you use it for some minutes

[gusty glen]

Macbooks have so much surface to dissipate heat, its practically near impossible to genuinely burn urself

[chrome surge]

Comfort is a thing

[gusty glen]

comfort is one thing, 3rd degree burn is another

[remote snow]

society if more games supported macos without crossover

[modern parcel]

12 am bruh

[glass mauve]

What is this?

[chrome surge]

That was a joke but you know where I'm getting at. You touch the surface for too long and feel discomfort, it means crap cooling

[modern parcel]

an smp video

[rose acorn]

When my MacBook gets hot these circled areas usually get pretty hot

[gusty glen]

For plastic chassis yea, aluminum its the chassis doing its job

[glass mauve]

Is it like from that dumbisdumb guy?

[brave minnow]

New physical car unlocked(Not AI)
What is the name?

[modern parcel]

someone else i watch

[chrome surge]

RIP

[glass mauve]

Hw fantasy

[modern parcel]

idk who that is really

[glass mauve]

Oh wait divy?

Yeah i remember

Quakatis is from div_y vid

[gusty glen]

Js the cooling doing its job

[modern parcel]

not divy
But dude is hilarious

[glass mauve]

Huh

[chrome surge]

If the macbook had fans, it would've been able to dissipate that heat from side/rear vents causing the chassis to stay cool smh but no, apple just had to be cheap and people still will glaze it🥀

[stuck atlas]

Hello

[glass mauve]

Hi

[rose acorn]

yep anyway if my macbook ever breaks due to the heat, I heard Apple released the cheapest Macbook ever in history which also... has no fans

[gusty glen]

M pro or max series have fans

[stuck atlas]

I am back from hell

[brave minnow]

Guess the name

[zinc perch]

Im back from the dead

[glass mauve]

Idk like fireblaster or smth?

[modern parcel]

search up Dimofyy on youtube
He likes using mace

[glass mauve]

Lemme check

[gusty glen]

apple silicon can handle thermal throttling extremely well

[chrome surge]

The air versions are advertised as such but not doing its job, soundless, sure but thermals, questionable

[brave minnow]

Rodger Dodger

[glass mauve]

Wow not even close

[gusty glen]

air is air and it relies on the chassis

[chrome surge]

*back from Mars you mean👽

[rose acorn]

Which results in poor performace like my macbook making video games unplayable like Roblox, MC, Hytale and this game

[chrome surge]

[rose acorn]

When my mac throttles on Asphalt FPS lowers to 1-15fps kinda I think

[gusty glen]

And air uses base m chips

[gusty glen]

What gen is it

[rose acorn]

Wdym my macbook is an air M2

base model

[glass mauve]

Everyone is doing unstable style thumbnails now

[modern parcel]

lol

[rose acorn]

I think my parents payed 1,300 for that laptop

[modern parcel]

i probably would too if i became a mc youtuber..kinda hope it happens one day xD

[rose acorn]

Anyway I will either get a macbook with a fan or a windows laptop when I upgrade :/

[gusty glen]

m2 is still abit less efficient, cause it was apples 2nd m series

[daring trail]

isnt it only the mac pro?

[brave minnow]

Same

[gusty glen]

Still a very nice chip

[daring trail]

that has fans?

[chrome surge]

@gusty glen Donate some Internet data bro😭 , I'm running out, relying on raw mobile data sucks hard than wifi

[undone vine]

is that m2?

[gusty glen]

Pros have fans cause better binned chips

[glass mauve]

I have a bunch of fantasies like that

[jovial path]

goo mornigng

[glass mauve]

🥀

[modern parcel]

wait what enlost the youtuber i showed you was also in UU

[chrome surge]

Choose windows for maximum profit for your buck and better performance

[gusty glen]

Funny enough im in the middle of nowhwre and i get 250mbps

[modern parcel]

crazy

[undone vine]

mine don't have fan

[trail prism]

i ain't googing no morning

[jovial path]

give me

[glass mauve]

Buddy its almost 10 am

[jovial path]

ok then

[jovial path]

blud

i sometimes wake up at 2 pm

[glass mauve]

What
Damn

[chrome surge]

How much GB data do you have left?

[jovial path]

be grateful