🏎・general

[subtle veldt]

aiming for sweatherweather next

[gray pelican]

why is everyone struggling at the last part of denouement

[oak hill]

Blud played jonathan levels LMAO

[gray pelican]

its lowkey easy

[oak hill]

Laugh at this user

[obtuse hollow]

Exact song used

[jovial path]

they suck

[pure veldt]

magma bound I was gonna beat but the end robot is too annoying

[jovial path]

i did last part first try

[pure veldt]

level*

[oak hill]

300 bpm

[pure veldt]

only 1 is jonathan level

[subtle veldt]

ima be honest chat

[gray pelican]

same

[barren ivy]

end robot isnt hard, but its just insane demon diff

[subtle veldt]

I am average, but I am actually wave carried

[barren ivy]

well, lower end

[subtle veldt]

12cps carries hard

[pure veldt]

the first double jump is what gets me

rest is easy

[subtle veldt]

and not THAT cps

[barren ivy]

its not hard

[pure veldt]

I got to the end robot in about 700ish attempts

[subtle veldt]

„Clicks per Second“

[obtuse hollow]

Reach to 15 and it can just straight fly perfectly

[pure veldt]

oh yeah I forgor I have tanathaphobia in 2 runs too

[gray pelican]

boing

[barren ivy]

wait so is crazy ii or magma bound harder

[jovial path]

[subtle veldt]

Wait a minute

[pure veldt]

if it wasn't for that green orb at 53% I would had tried to beat it

[gray pelican]

ooo that's pretty quick for denouement

[pure veldt]

magma bound I got too last robot at 700ish attempts, crazy 2 took me 1.1k att to beat

[obtuse hollow]

What's yalls first insane

[gray pelican]

some people got 11k attempts

💔

[barren ivy]

insane? xstep

[jovial path]

denouement only insane for me

wow

[gray pelican]

clutterfubk

[obtuse hollow]

Demon

[jovial path]

my first insane was fingerdash

[subtle veldt]

we switched from asphalt, to Pakistan, to internet age requirements, to wars, to questioning what we are doing, and then now IN GD??

[jovial path]

wow

[gentle beacon]

guys i have 13k tokens and i only need 35 bps to get techrules to 3 stars should i do it?

[gray pelican]

be honest

[subtle veldt]

what is general about atp

[obtuse hollow]

Insane demon*

[jovial path]

no please

[barren ivy]

demon?? clubstep

[subtle veldt]

[gray pelican]

is electrodynamix hard

[pure veldt]

same

[obtuse hollow]

Insane demon bro

[subtle veldt]

Meh

[pure veldt]

on mobile

[gentle beacon]

for the eip hunt

[barren ivy]

oh you... alright, its magma bound

[obtuse hollow]

Easy just learn to use ship

[subtle veldt]

Electrodynamix is Like on the lower end of easy Demons

[jovial path]

denouement

[pure veldt]

electro is easy

[gray pelican]

1 2 skip a few

[pure veldt]

hexagon harder

[jovial path]

electrodynamix is not a demon bro

[subtle veldt]

but if there were an extreme difficulty between easy demon and insane, it would belong there

[gray pelican]

nop

[jovial path]

people are severely disabled in controlling the ship

[barren ivy]

um no. i think electrodynamix is just a regular 9 star

[subtle veldt]

it’s a semi demon semi insane

[gray pelican]

it FEELS like a demon

[obtuse hollow]

Mine is poltergeist really fun level

[gray pelican]

oh wait i just got bad skills

i cant be talking

[barren ivy]

poltergeist is BUNS

[subtle veldt]

I guess

[gray pelican]

polargeist

[barren ivy]

why would you do this to yourself

[gentle beacon]

when is chat going to go back to al

[jovial path]

no theres anotherl evel called poltergeist

[jovial path]

never

[subtle veldt]

okay chat let’s get back into AL

[gray pelican]

idk

[obtuse hollow]

First insane demon tho

[barren ivy]

poltergeist is the white nine circles level

[pure veldt]

I quited gd like a year ago because I don't lift my whole finger to click like 99% of the gd community do, i barely even lift my finger up while clicking. I tried to learn the lift your finger method but couldn't so decided to quit instead

[barren ivy]

i think it was hack verified by andromeda

[gray pelican]

let's get back... to al...?

[gray pelican]

ik im js joking

[jovial path]

wow

[gentle beacon]

ykw imma buy three packs

that’s it

[barren ivy]

any jokes mentioned means that you are sent to thinking space ii

[gray pelican]

ametist

[gentle beacon]

and i get paid today so I can buy some of if I want

[subtle veldt]

Nah you will be sent into the void

[pure veldt]

is flamewall still above amethyst in the demon list?

[subtle veldt]

but immediately get congregation jumpscared

[barren ivy]

The Voidlands by Dolphe 🔥

[subtle veldt]

and then into the orbit ball pit

[gray pelican]

mamma mia that's a spicy meatball

[barren ivy]

Exasperation

[gray pelican]

idk

[barren ivy]

check pointercrate or aredl

[barren ivy]

yeah your living with the mitshubi lancer

[oak hill]

Guys want a peak gd joke???

[waxen vessel]

[barren ivy]

its gonna be FITH for sure

[bleak osprey]

this song is so fire

[waxen vessel]

[oak hill]

Cherryteam

[subtle veldt]

ola coco como estás?

[oak hill]

😎

[waxen vessel]

England

[gray pelican]

dude

[pure veldt]

[subtle veldt]

…

ok

[pure veldt]

this ain't grief

[gray pelican]

lmao

grief ripoff

[oak hill]

Temu challenge list🤧

[obtuse hollow]

I have 37% on zodiac

[azure latch]

how tf am i top 250 and making godawful amounts of mistakes

goofy 90 accel car

[obtuse hollow]

I have SS I js need pic perms

[pure veldt]

alien

[elfin shuttle]

i got into top 20% and im supposed to be skill issued

[gray pelican]

wait what

yall dont have pic perms?

[elfin shuttle]

universe glitched somehow

[pure veldt]

need chat level 5

[gray pelican]

ooh

ok

[subtle veldt]

guys gd server is right there

[obtuse hollow]

I dont I just rejoined this server

[azure latch]

#🪄・off-topic

[gray pelican]

n

[pure veldt]

I left that place long ago

I almost became a furry

[gray pelican]

[pure veldt]

[jovial path]

real?

[pure veldt]

no jk

[jovial path]

ok

[pure veldt]

but that place is filled with furries

[azure latch]

aw

[shut yoke]

Ok

[kind talon]

clear your notification damn

[barren ivy]

the game is good but community is so weird

[jovial path]

they're js gonna come back

[floral bronze]

yea i think im cooked

[jovial path]

ive never touched gd community

[pure veldt]

yeah

tho they got some really talented creators

the levels are goated

[jovial path]

i think i got 94% in supersonic

15k attempts 💔

[obtuse hollow]

How does auto showroom work

[obtuse hollow]

That's good bro keep going u almost there

[pure veldt]

play one race, try to complete all the required conditions in that 1 race and then you can autoplay the rest of the races if you have fuel and tickets for that particular stage

[obtuse hollow]

#🪄・off-topic look

[obtuse hollow]

Alrr thanks I'ma grind irl for lvl 5

[elfin shuttle]

basically the last race you played on showroom gets repeated

[true dune]

whens the new patch notes

[shut yoke]

Would anyone of yall go to Afghanistan or Lebanon for 24 hours for 1M dollars

[obtuse hollow]

Of course

[chrome surge]

Make it 1000M and we got a deal

[shut yoke]

Would you come out alive

🙏

[true dune]

WHens the new patch notes coming dude???

[jovial path]

um

are those two places bad

[shut yoke]

Whos gonna tell him

[chrome surge]

idc as long as I'm paid

[tacit mural]

Currently or in general? Coz Lebanon has huge tourism

[jovial path]

wat

[shut yoke]

war

[jovial path]

wow

[true dune]

dude is everyone blind?? whens the new patch notes coming?

[jovial path]

WE

DONT

KNOW

[elfin shuttle]

I have survived some years in Mexico and I havent got any money yet, soooo...Could be

[chrome surge]

XYZ

[shut yoke]

there used to be tourism, but it got a LVL 4 "Do Not Travel" from almost half the embassies in the world

[true dune]

Well what was the post by tune tace one? is it for the a9 china

[tacit mural]

Not wise to go there currently, but in general, Lebanon is quite a nice place for a vacation

[obtuse hollow]

Always carry cash with you in mexico I been on a situation like that before

[keen zephyr]

Straight from GWA

Happy?

[true dune]

Thank you so much

[shut yoke]

Yeah, but if you're stuck there, you're most likely to get PTSD withing the next 3 days

[storm lantern]

Guys i cant leave my club, it says "server error"

[azure latch]

youre trapped

enjoy it

[obtuse hollow]

Tell owner to kick

[elfin shuttle]

and false cash, if someone tries to steal you

[storm lantern]

i'm the owner 😭

[shut yoke]

kick urself

[keen zephyr]

@jovial path

[obtuse hollow]

D amm you cooked

[loud flint]

Monday. Chill bro

[storm lantern]

how

[jovial path]

wow

[oak hill]

Are you #1???

You're the owner of pro elites wowooow

Marry me

[keen zephyr]

[storm lantern]

maybe or maybe not

[obtuse hollow]

He owns large bedrock servers too wow

Let me third wheel

[storm lantern]

Spoiler : || no 🙂 ||

[oak hill]

I want him to myself

[oak hill]

Oh.

[hollow girder]

Rampage

[obtuse hollow]

Everyone gotta eat tho

[oak hill]

@obtuse hollow you can take him

[keen zephyr]

How many days left

[obtuse hollow]

shidd no

[azure latch]

women:

[loud flint]

We got the ppl who only show up once a month asking for Patch Notes

Here we go again

[chrome surge]

But fun

[storm lantern]

if my accs wasnt deleted i would be smt like #5000 at least

[azure latch]

the switch up is insane lmao

[floral bronze]

9-10 days

[keen zephyr]

Yeah you still have time

[obtuse hollow]

I don't like bedrock

[oak hill]

You have got to agree it's completely valid

[keen zephyr]

Time for this

[azure latch]

never was valid

you're just cringe

[oak hill]

Imagine lying about your asphalt club leadership status and tle position

[prime niche]

[oak hill]

. Wow rude 😔

[obtuse hollow]

I mean he never said

[azure latch]

clearly it's obvious he's not though

[oak hill]

Hmmm

[tacit mural]

Who isn't

[oak hill]

Fiar

Fair

[cyan sail]

early patch notes or not

[pure veldt]

me

[tacit mural]

🧐

[oak hill]

Clearly it's obvious I'm making a joke?? 🍁

[jovial path]

top 5 lie

[pure veldt]

aye

[obtuse hollow]

What would happen if jynxzi started playing alu in stream

[oak hill]

Biggest anime betrayl

[storm lantern]

How do i kick myself pls

[oak hill]

Who's jynxi

?

[jovial path]

wow

[pure veldt]

slap a horse in the booty

[jovial path]

nominated for best al streamer

[oak hill]

I've never heard of them

[jovial path]

idk how to explain him to you

think of the egg guy from peppa pig

[pure veldt]

I swear how do people watch that guy

[oak hill]

I didn't watch peppa pig growing up

[pure veldt]

him blinking makes me die from cringe

[loud flint]

Dude fr. People who have no life asking where their life went be like:

[twilit sable]

I’m lowk cooked

[restive tusk]

_2.1910 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[storm lantern]

XD

[obtuse hollow]

Da

[oak hill]

Oh wow it's that bad??

[pure veldt]

hi lowk cooked

[azure latch]

some are more than others

[twilit sable]

Hi Ahmer Ali

[pure veldt]

he blinks in a weird way

[twilit sable]

How to be 👽 like you

[pure veldt]

too cringe

[loud flint]

No clue. Gen Alpha type streamer. Clash royale, I sleep

[keen zephyr]

Usual usual

[oak hill]

Huh??? 😭

What

[pure veldt]

search it on yt

[oak hill]

I need more info on this guys

[pure veldt]

jynxzi blinking

[twilit sable]

What the frick is a jynxi

[azure latch]

imma go crazy bruh

[floral bronze]

wait no mb its 8 days
panic alert

[obtuse hollow]

He does too much to clip farm ngl

[jovial path]

wow

[twilit sable]

What is a clip farm

[gusty glen]

Gta v on ios time

[jovial path]

do you find him weird cuz he blinks weird

[loud flint]

Top 1 easiest person to rage bait

[keen zephyr]

Turn off the panic alert, plenty of time

[jovial path]

doing stupid stuff to be clipped so they get more clout

i mean it works so

[pure veldt]

yes

that blink makes me wanna skin myself

[twilit sable]

No I genuinely don’t know

Is it a product?

[loud flint]

No it’s a person

Streamer

[twilit sable]

Ohhh

[obtuse hollow]

He d prob ruin alu tho

[loud flint]

And the easiest person to rage bait

[twilit sable]

So a really stupid person

[junior raven]

[twilit sable]

Got it

[pure veldt]

I won't mind

[azure latch]

no

[pure veldt]

more views for my KB guide

[loud flint]

He’d review it like that Fryguy

[pure veldt]

[azure latch]

al too garbage for jynxzi

[oak hill]

What the hell?? Does this guy have down syndrome and a smooth brain at the same time😭

[twilit sable]

Fryguy is always smokin sum tho

[obtuse hollow]

he would most likely quit first chapter in career

[tacit mural]

Understandable

[oak hill]

Investment banker mentality

[gusty glen]

Who

[jovial path]

gonna take him two hours to figure out how to use nitro

[modern parcel]

Chicken wings were meh

[jovial path]

jynxzi

[loud flint]

Real. Bro drove Lancer and decided “this game is trash due to paywalls” my brother, you haven’t even played a SE

[oak hill]

I swear I've never seen this guy before though

It's my first time seeing him

[obtuse hollow]

If he can't beat deadlock it's obvious he is not gonna have enough patience for the game

[azure latch]

what to do in this joke game

[modern parcel]

Close it

[chrome surge]

Buffalo wings or normal ones?

[oak hill]

Nitro brake, very relaxing

[azure latch]

BASED AF

[loud flint]

Burrito

[gusty glen]

Thought it was that streamer from alu that has 5 waifus on his overlay like stench sim

[azure latch]

100/10 answer i cannot lie

[tacit mural]

Even the game physics hate Hololive decal

[loud flint]

Nurechav?

[jovial path]

peak jynxzi impression

[pure veldt]

360ing people in mp is pretty fun

[azure latch]

ew mp

[pure veldt]

gotta cure my boredom one way or another

[azure latch]

blocked honestly

[jovial path]

someone burn this guy

[pure veldt]

[gusty glen]

Someone who was streaming alu and had ao many waifus like how do u fein that hard

[loud flint]

Someone here goes crazy if they see the Irys decal

[chrome surge]

Yes, this is actually fun

[gusty glen]

Genuine stench sim

[jovial path]

someone burn him too

[gusty glen]

The only thing im feining for is PC stuff

[jovial path]

[modern parcel]

Wait todays Chester’s birthday..from Linkin Park

[loud flint]

Gimme Hatsune Miku decal pls GL🙏

[chrome surge]

Ofc I forgot, I gotta go KD guys in MP1

[jovial path]

[chrome surge]

[untold plume]

Rate my AE86

[chrome surge]

What league you in now?

[jovial path]

diamond iv

i mean

gold 1

[junior raven]

Looks a bit

Buff

Did he become the new strongman

[chrome surge]

Wait for me, I'll come to gold 1 and KD your butt

[jovial path]

yes papi

❤️

[keen zephyr]

All sr completed

[trail prism]

Why would you put a ||spoiler|| on it

[obtuse hollow]

Is Honda Civic useful? Barely getting back into alu

[tacit mural]

No

[jovial path]

wow

[gray pelican]

i just beat level 150 on how to platformer

i quit

[obtuse hollow]

Not worth it

Go for how to spiderr

[keen zephyr]

[tacit mural]

Donar credits

[keen zephyr]

No

[tacit mural]

[gaunt stream]

Vanda evo when?

[keen zephyr]

Is this worth my time? Maybe not

[chrome surge]

I second it

We need Vanda evo asap

XYZ 👽

[tacit mural]

iuquraf feyat 👽

[obtuse hollow]

I ain't even close to unlocking vanda bro let me unlock it first😪😪

[jovial path]

git gud when

[tacit mural]

Rip

[keen zephyr]

I refuse to upgrade it

[chrome surge]

When you suck hard

[obtuse hollow]

I refuse to grind for i5

[jovial path]

why vanda when have onyx

[cyan sail]

hey why no? its not bad

[jovial path]

i already do bbg

[keen zephyr]

Wut i5

[low hound]

[tacit mural]

But also not good

[obtuse hollow]

It*

Typo

[keen zephyr]

Atp you should put that series of emoji into one of your car creations

[loud flint]

Good luck trying to keep up with your no skill car

[low hound]

i had...
lemme boot up my nfs world

[cyan sail]

i dont play showrooms until my cars maxed and getting vip5 😄 at this time not worth (new acc)

[loud flint]

🤝

[chrome surge]

Wanna bet?

[tacit mural]

Iuquraf feyat 👽 💯

[jovial path]

laferrari

[chrome surge]

I can do it with centenario as well

and P1

[jovial path]

either your lobby is pure booty or you're aline

[tacit mural]

True aline skills

[obtuse hollow]

Why grinding on mobile is more rewarding then on switch

[untold plume]

please GL

I'll give you my firstborn

[chrome surge]

PM meaT evomeR is the 👽

[tacit mural]

Bro flexin one good race out of 10000

[rose acorn]

I found this screenshot in my Asphalt Legends screenshots folder is it possible it was overclocked at the time cuz idk how this was possible

[obtuse hollow]

What even is the best car in alu now

[jovial path]

i think imperium

def imperium

[low hound]

nissan leaf nismo rc

[obtuse hollow]

Haven't played in a while and got back to it

[chrome surge]

[opaque yacht]

Any car with EVO

[obtuse hollow]

Is kamikaze still top 1

[tacit mural]

Formula E car in Norway 🥀

[jovial path]

how was jit supposed to know he'd get norway

[chrome surge]

Who cares, I only see the finish line and that's all I need

[tacit mural]

Car loses to everything in Gold anyways

[low hound]

[cyan sail]

They'll probably release the patch notes in the morning, not tonight (11:00 AM Istanbul)

[keen zephyr]

[chrome surge]

AI slop

[low hound]

i hate ai wdym

[twilit sable]

Am I cooked if I have to be somewhere in like 25mins and I’m not ready to go and it takes about 20mins to get there

[restive tusk]

xserdaryilmazx has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[keen zephyr]

So this also AI

[low hound]

and it's not wugg or nrz
it's spark

[tacit mural]

You have 5 mins to get ready to go

[chrome surge]

Ok what game? and also again with the gun man😭 , let's be civilized

[twilit sable]

What was the goal here

[low hound]

nah it's ps

[twilit sable]

I’m eating lunch then I gotta brush teeth and get dressed

[low hound]

nfs world online but soapbox race world one

[keen zephyr]

Ik, I’m asking tayef

[tacit mural]

Can all be done in 5 mins

[cyan sail]

i have nrz 😄

[low hound]

mb

[low hound]

sorry for your loss

[chrome surge]

That should be called nuclear waste

[twilit sable]

It’s a hot lunch

[low hound]

[cyan sail]

why

[keen zephyr]

Redline private car

[loud flint]

Yea

[twilit sable]

I’m having chicken tikka masala

[tacit mural]

Skip lunch then

[low hound]

[loud flint]

Jesko my beloved

[twilit sable]

I need my energy I’m gonna be live on the air at my local radio station

[low hound]

we really need a vinyl editor in asphalt man 🥀

[chrome surge]

You're on bucko, I win you give me 500 tokens, I lose you won't have to give me any tokens, deal?

[twilit sable]

I need to get there to prep then go on the air

[loud flint]

Yea… as soon as I get off work 🥀

[tacit mural]

My man is famous

[spiral scaffold]

@tacit mural

[chrome surge]

Bro has job

[twilit sable]

Fr

[loud flint]

I low key would love to 1v1. I’ll let you pick the class too

[tacit mural]

@spiral scaffold Abend

[twilit sable]

In high school no less

[balmy shoal]

I'm watching/listening to this guy play Asphalt on his switch in front of me

[spiral scaffold]

Abend, hru?

[balmy shoal]

Bro has the Nissan 370z or soemthing

He's an asphalt baby

I want to save him from this game

[tacit mural]

Tired

[chrome surge]

What? No. I meant MP countdown. I don't like 1v1s, I like chaos and carnage more amongst more players

[twilit sable]

I’m 4 tired

[balmy shoal]

I'm 5 tired

Oop

I heard him wreck

[tacit mural]

I can confirm

[loud flint]

Ohhh I see. Well then, let me know how that goes. What league you in rn

[low hound]

@keen zephyr lore accurate senna gtr

[twilit sable]

Mhm

[chrome surge]

gold 3

[loud flint]

Gold 1

[spiral scaffold]

get coffee

[loud flint]

With Lego Rev🔥

[twilit sable]

Would senna approve of this

[chrome surge]

Yea I don't play much

[tacit mural]

Nah
I want to sleep tonight

[loud flint]

Can you do Jesko with Miku????

[chrome surge]

LIES! Aliens can't sleep

[low hound]

idk actually we have miku livery or smth
lemme check

[loud flint]

[tacit mural]

You must be an alien yourself, otherwise how do you know

[azure latch]

@junior raven is u alive?

[chrome surge]

Cause I hunt down aliens, it's my job to know

[loud flint]

Should we mass ping Fusion?

[twilit sable]

Forgot to mention I have to walk there

[azure latch]

why

[tacit mural]

Now you have successfully wasted 5 mins

[loud flint]

Cause that’s what homies do

@ shattering circle

[twilit sable]

Was eating lunch

[tacit mural]

By talking here

[twilit sable]

Not something I can do fast

[loud flint]

Multitasking exists though it’s few and far between

I’ve never seen an AL player multi task

[twilit sable]

But when I get there I should have about an hour to prep

[loud flint]

[twilit sable]

Which is plenty of time

[jovial path]

im a disgrace to society

im eating kitkat and ice cream at the same time

[loud flint]

You? No
Vanda users ? Yes

[jovial path]

accurate

[low hound]

sadly we dont have miku
but we have

[grim quartz]

right track right car

[loud flint]

AMOGUS

We need Miku stat

Someone get the boss on the phone

[jovial path]

hi

[loud flint]

@ Happysivo

🥀

[jovial path]

@happysivo

real?

[azure latch]

@ah9286

[loud flint]

Oh right. Chuck Norris passed away today

[junior raven]

[jovial path]

@loud flint blud

[loud flint]

[azure latch]

machine

[jovial path]

rust in peace

[junior raven]

Machine time?

[jovial path]

rest

[twilit sable]

W speed

[loud flint]

“My body is a machine that turns pings into alarm clocks”

[junior raven]

Machination

[azure latch]

yes

[chrome surge]

Have any of you guys filled the form for new song list yet?

[junior raven]

My body is a machine that turns

[loud flint]

Chip

[azure latch]

protein milkshake froze in freezer

[loud flint]

[jovial path]

sip

[junior raven]

How do you sip a Dorito

[loud flint]

Don’t ask

[junior raven]

“Can I borrow a French fry” ahh question

[azure latch]

@floral bronze if youre alive im streaming 3-2

[modern parcel]

😭

[junior raven]

It is time

[loud flint]

Throw in blender, add water, turn on blender, sip, barffff

[jovial path]

no

like

forget it

[floral bronze]

watching toxxy's tf2 vids rn

[jovial path]

[jovial path]

chatgpt who is toxxy

[azure latch]

pro

[chrome surge]

Replace barf with poop

[loud flint]

This guy

[jovial path]

i think ive seen him

tuff car colors

[loud flint]

He’s live streaming in VC rn

[jovial path]

real?

[loud flint]

Yea

Alr. I go back to work now

[jaunty plover]

#accidental knockdowns

[jovial path]

wtf that's windows?

[robust pendant]

I'm never using ioniq bro

[jovial path]

i aint ever seen windows as customized as that

[chrome surge]

Be proud and own it

[robust pendant]

I was first but I crashed because I forgot the car was low handling 💔

kept hitting npc cars

[jaunty plover]

how?

[robust pendant]

^

[jovial path]

[robust pendant]

I need to get better at manual breh

💔

[hollow prism]

it will come with time. my biggest regret is not ditching TD sooner.

[robust pendant]

the skill issue is the friends we made along the way

[jaunty plover]

thats what i asked, how? it has decent handling

[robust pendant]

it's a nightmare to use low handling cars while using td

[robust pendant]

well

I wasn't looking ahead 💔

[chrome surge]

Rule#1 of driving, keep your eyes open and look ahead

[jaunty plover]

happens

[jovial path]

REAL?

[chrome surge]

If it's not from official MS forums, then highly unlikely

[robust pendant]

well I was kinda using the nitro as if I was in a agile car

💔

[jovial path]

its some preview build

[jaunty plover]

lucky ending 👀

[glass mauve]

No

[jaunty plover]

imagine using Gold+OC and losing to a free try car

[jaunty plover]

paris bridges

[cerulean cave]

Does Eips make a difference for Trion?

[chrome surge]

Bro please teach me that insane KD

[arctic olive]

Handling

[robust pendant]

practice

is key

[gusty glen]

With low sleep i adapt and learn easiler

[glass mauve]

I was actually worried, but this ain't too bad

I mean sure its annoying that you gotta wait a day

But its not that big of a deal

[jaunty plover]

it was just luck

[gusty glen]

what google is doing is the apple strat

[bronze magnet]

wait, whar
gimme the link to the article

[glass mauve]

Sideloading is still allowed

[gusty glen]

Very strict tho

[glass mauve]

Can I send links here?

[glass mauve]

Not really... you just gotta wait a day

[bronze magnet]

not here
do that in dm or #🪄・off-topic

[high badge]

ok

[gusty glen]

Weird as hell

Dropped to LTE

[glass mauve]

Its better than disabling it entirely

[gusty glen]

and from verified sources

[glass mauve]

People were saying it'll get disabled

[glass mauve]

No, you can install any app after waiting a day

Even unverified ones

[bronze magnet]

so you just take one day out waiting
and then keep on doin apk

install as many as you want after that one day wait

[glass mauve]

Its actually fair enough, stops most scams ig

[bronze magnet]

you can either keep this settings on for a week

[bronze magnet]

or forever

[gusty glen]

Skimmed through it so u can deep read

[obtuse hollow]

Can alu link with Spotify so we could put any song we'd like

[hearty pivot]

you can use any pc to install it with a single command in terminal or cmd

[bronze magnet]

we cant

[obtuse hollow]

Why

[sour herald]

flawless victory

[bronze magnet]

they currently have no interest to integreate Spotify into the game
and I would guess its gonna cost a lot of money for them

[gusty glen]

isnt this js like pre limitation sideloading

[bronze magnet]

no, this is new, updated

this came out yesterday

[glass mauve]

Its basically "wait a day to keep downloading unverified apps"

[gusty glen]

so pre lim with extra steps

[obtuse hollow]

Makes sense but would make the game near perfect

[glass mauve]

Its different

[gusty glen]

its js sideloading with extra steps

[glass mauve]

Not really
Its a one time hassle only

[gusty glen]

i havent used apk in years

[glass mauve]

Youll enable it and forget about it

[gusty glen]

So its pointless

[glass mauve]

Pointless for you

[unique pewter]

[gusty glen]

u basicslly said i dont care and then wait a day and then download stuff like nothing happned

[chrome surge]

Donate that luck

[bronze magnet]

not bad ngl
spend a day waiting and then keep on go wild with it

[glass mauve]

Because you just need to wait a day and then set the timer to forever

[gusty glen]

So extrasteps

[bronze magnet]

@waxen vessel yes, we ALL need that 0-295km/h accel benchmark

[gusty glen]

and a grace period

[glass mauve]

You won't even remember you ever had to do that an year after

[waxen vessel]

Wtf type of content is this

[glass mauve]

Very beneficial for people who use apk regularly

[gusty glen]

So what im getting is a grace period

[waxen vessel]

[glass mauve]

Sure, for those who rarely use it, itll suck

[unique pewter]

not like I need to install anything rn so

works

I'll eventually get RR2 on my phone some day

[bronze magnet]

real

[gusty glen]

ima side load xenios

and play gta v on my iphone

[glass mauve]

Its better than what people were saying before

[steady lily]

at least that guy make content on asphalt

[glass mauve]

People were saying "its gonna become impossible" and stuff like that

[gusty glen]

With me u need to specify

cause what i got from this was side loading with a grace period and extra steps

[glass mauve]

Yeah basically, if thats what you believe

But you only need to go through the period once

[waxen vessel]

[hearty pivot]

asphalt 1327 yeah might be the worst A9 content creator

[gusty glen]

Googles attempted at apple

[glass mauve]

You might as well do it on the day the feature rolls out

[hearty pivot]

he does everything that doesn't make any sense

[floral bronze]

skill issue 2.0

[waxen vessel]

At this point, his content makes no sense

[glass mauve]

Apple doesnt have a grace period after which you can install apks

[gusty glen]

5G at 1 bar is wild

[gusty glen]

They striked me as they wanna be apple with side loading

i got apple vibes from that

[glass mauve]

Thats true tho

But still I am glad that it is how it is, couldve been way worse

[hearty pivot]

leme check some more of his crap

[gusty glen]

true

[glass mauve]

Initially when i read the title i thought you gotta wait 24 hours for every app

[gusty glen]

Google making interesting moves

[gusty glen]

i also got that impression

like i said

Very vague

[glass mauve]

They're trying hard to be like apple but they know they cannot do that

Then you get stuff like this

[cerulean cave]

Where to apply trion eips?

[gusty glen]

they are wanting the apple feel but still wanting the open-ness

[hearty pivot]

accel

[glass mauve]

Yeah

[chrome surge]

@gusty glen An apple a day keeps the bank account away

[gusty glen]

cause googles gonna be hosting the new apple intellegencw

[hearty pivot]

One Hand cuffed type of situation

[gusty glen]

except i have money

i spent 100 on steam games this week

[chrome surge]

Yes, exactly. That's why apple loves you

[gusty glen]

they have security, i give the benjis

business practices

[chrome surge]

benjis??

[flat walrus]

This is nothing about AL but did you know that Chuck Norris died yesterday ?
Rest in peace walker texas ranger

[gusty glen]

benji= 100

[chrome surge]

[gusty glen]

american slang

[gusty glen]

i figured u arent familiar with slamg

[chrome surge]

Oh...you mean Benjamins

[gusty glen]

yea

[chrome surge]

Kids these days

[gusty glen]

bro ur prob younger than me

[chrome surge]

How old are you

[gusty glen]

Im in university

[chrome surge]

So am I

[gusty glen]

we both the same age group

[bronze magnet]

yea... the game is way too big to be an indie work that can have a thriving modding community, so that feature can exist

[gusty glen]

then again i grad HS at 17

[restive tusk]

hunterop has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[gusty glen]

watched that

im js genuinely smart

[chrome surge]

I wish we also had the same credit-card

[hearty pivot]

u mean saw ?

[gusty glen]

i have a habit of purposely dumbing myself down

and then i genuinely become dumbage

[chrome surge]

LIES! Apple users are smart as hell

Coz they calculate their alarms XD

[gusty glen]

ik why i said i purposely dum myself down

[gusty glen]

its fun to do math LOL

[chrome surge]

Lemme look up more funny iPhone memes

[gusty glen]

LOL bet

[chrome surge]

Ye

[gusty glen]

I sat one day watching how silicon pipelines worked

and then how litium ion batteries work

and how malware can infect ur cpu pipelines

theres this virus called spectre

that gets jnto ur cpu pipelines

ur cpu predicts codes

[jovial path]

real?

[gusty glen]

And what the injecter does is it injecta itself into the code for the cpu to read

so if the cou throws

Lets say

18482

The spectre virus will make a prediction code for the cpu to read

[chrome surge]

I ain't reading allat but tell me can your iphone not move apps to certain places on the screen?

[gusty glen]

Yes

u mean like this?

[chrome surge]

Also, no new themes customization?

[chrome surge]

Ok pass

[floral bronze]

touchek

[chrome surge]

@gusty glen Is it true that you can't transfer files easily from your iphone to PC via USB?

[chrome surge]

Pass

[gusty glen]

i have

its literally a move and drag

[chrome surge]

Don't you have to like install an app first?

[gusty glen]

Nope

u can tho but its not needed

[chrome surge]

Pass

[gusty glen]

On 3742mAh battery

Made phone last 4 days on a single charge too

[opaque ridge]

There was a player who purposely crashing into us in Team Pursuit

[chrome surge]

Doing what? Idle or...anything productive?

[gusty glen]

using it normally

like how i use it at school normally

[opaque ridge]

Idk why they do that

[gilded wedge]

Hey guys, I usually play on Steam, but I logged in on my phone recently to grab daily rewards. Since then, I’m not getting any daily bonuses anymore (no x20 multipliers, no free tickets, nothing).

Do u know how to help ? :/

[floral ravine]

If I was ice cream I would water a cunk of sodium

[chrome surge]

Can you use VoLTE or VoWifi?

Or VoNR

[gusty glen]

I dropped to LTE

i used vowifi

i use voSATELITE

[chrome surge]

Oh yeah that satellite thingy

[gusty glen]

And my phone use voNR

i havent needed to use it

[dark garden]

aloo

whats goin on

[chrome surge]

So......ok then from these results your iPhone can do what my android can do as well. Then why the appeal despite overkill price tag for no reason

[gusty glen]

iphones havent been overpriced

[chrome surge]

Tell you what, now ask me what you can do what I can't do, let's see

[chrome surge]

Cap of the century🥀

[gusty glen]

samsung s26 is more overpriced

[gusty glen]

Seemless contact sharing by touching iphone top

[floral bronze]

just had an emotespam agera losing to mc20 IN 1K MINARETS

[gusty glen]

Magsafe

[chrome surge]

Yes, it is and I agree but I was talking about android in general, forget the s26 overhaul

[chrome surge]

What the heck is that? And how does it work or for what purpose

[bronze magnet]

so chat, I finally upgraded my controller
I went from a Xbox 360 controller that is prob as old as my existence to a peak Gamesir T7 Volt Black
I am now on Hall Effect steering

[gusty glen]

If works with sharing, airdropping

Its been such a big help

[chrome surge]

Ok useless feature, even cheap phones have it, moving along

[gusty glen]

they dont lol

[chrome surge]

What else

[gusty glen]

name a android that can do that

[chrome surge]

Surprise me!!

[chrome surge]

Bruh...contact sharing is pretty basic

Come on

This is stupid

[gusty glen]

the way iphone can?

[floral ravine]

If u were an ice cream would u ride a horse

[gusty glen]

Iphone also has longer os support, exceeding 7 years in some cases, optimized software, seemless integration

they also have the ability to let u instal apps that are compatible with older software

[chrome surge]

ok you're not getting my point like all apple glazers I meet and speaking of seamless you're contradicting that alarm feature if you agree on this, so moving to anothe one that androids can't do at all

[gusty glen]

let u install apps on older OS

[tall pebble]

I forgot the name but there's a app developed for Android which is available on play store which allows to do airdrop with iphone

[chrome surge]

Ok I'll give you that.

More

What else

[bronze magnet]

me when the Pixel 8 was the first phone to have more than 7 years of OS support

[gusty glen]

Lossless audio on BT

airpods pro 3

[gusty glen]

after how many years

[bronze magnet]

7 years after its release

[tall pebble]

Just to be sure u think iOS is superior to android? @gusty glen

[gusty glen]

New with mo bloatware

[chrome surge]

I won't even ask what it does coz it sounds pretty basic and dumb, moving along. I just wanna know what makes this so damn exclusive than all others with a hefty price tag, tell me the core

[gusty glen]

Its superior in terms of efficiency

[tall pebble]

Ok understood your point

Won't speak about the topic

[gusty glen]

3700mAh lasting 4 days

[tall pebble]

Sot?

[gusty glen]

with normal use

[tall pebble]

And usage?

[floral ravine]

Nerds

[chrome surge]

Takes one to know one buddy

[swift merlin]

Nothing wrong with being a nerd

[thin latch]

Why MP3 so bunz?

[tall pebble]

Does that include gaming youtube instagram and other social platforms and video call/voice calls?

[bronze magnet]

ngl, moving to Hall Effect steering need some adjustment 🦛

[gusty glen]

Better security, face id via IR sensor, so it even works on dark

[floral bronze]

my 80% life ip12pro lives like 14 hrs before having to charge

[bronze magnet]

the stick felt no resistance

[gusty glen]

Pretty much

[bronze magnet]

its very light

[swift merlin]

Apple chips are that efficient

[bronze magnet]

its like my steering is on EVO Light tune

[chrome surge]

My 230$ phone can too

[gusty glen]

It actually cant

[chrome surge]

It can

[floral bronze]

statistically no

[gusty glen]

discord testing

[floral bronze]

fuh

[bronze magnet]

man, I love my new controller
just look at that zero deadzone

[gusty glen]

ok didnt geek out

[bronze magnet]

ts is peak

[swift merlin]

Most phones nowadays have IR front camera facial recognition, but not all phones have LiDar

[cerulean cave]

Where to put trion epics after acceleration?

[bronze magnet]

handling

[floral bronze]

handling

[floral bronze]

nice handline

[gusty glen]

If so it isnt advanced enough for seemless unlock

[cerulean cave]

After handling?

[bronze magnet]

typo

[chrome surge]

Does Xbox even have hall effect controllers?

[gusty glen]

no clue

[floral bronze]

not for now i think

[chrome surge]

iirc neither PS or xbox have those

[swift merlin]

The 'seamless' part is tough to get right

[sturdy needle]

hi

[trail prism]

I know gamesir have some of those hall effect sticks and analog triggers

[cerulean cave]

After handling?

[chrome surge]

@gusty glen iPhones be like "I got this, FAAAH" meme

[bronze magnet]

nitro

[cerulean cave]

After that?

[gusty glen]

Its so sleemless for me i forget i even have a password

[swift merlin]

Even fingerprint sensors on Android tend to be slow (not sure about flagships)

[opaque ridge]

Team Pursuit is so unbalanced

[gusty glen]

Fun fact iphonez have a security chip called secure enclave where it has its own silicon cpu

[floral bronze]

I mean its not even a serious mode

[chrome surge]

And?? how does that help me

[gusty glen]

so if ur iphone gets hacked all ur info is secured on there

[opaque ridge]

When I'm the security side the other team can knock me out but when I'm in the other side I can't knock out the security

[floral bronze]

10s rule

[gusty glen]

Or if ios ever becomes compromised

[opaque ridge]

What does it mean?

[gusty glen]

This is silicon level security

[chrome surge]

Ok but don't the hackers get the info beforehand or kept completely untouched?

[gusty glen]

its always in there

[floral bronze]

You knock them within the first 10s, theyre [TITLE CARD]

[swift merlin]

Small price to pay for serialized parts and anti-selfrepair rights

[floral bronze]

Dumb and unfixed ik

Live with it

[woven harness]

oh hello

[chrome surge]

Thanks for the info. Time to hack my friend's iPhone 17 pro max to test it out

[gusty glen]

goodluck

[opaque ridge]

Huh

[floral bronze]

oh hey welcome back
Youre not scamflagged now huh

[opaque ridge]

Oh and also I'm currently 1st on the Grand Prix

[thin latch]

He is for me...

[opaque ridge]

And also also I hit 100k trade tokens

[woven harness]

yeah

[floral bronze]

nice

[woven harness]

🙂

[opaque ridge]

I need four BP until I can make it two star the jaguar xjr9

[chrome surge]

Jokes aside, getting hacked is a skill issue, so I wouldn't worry about that but apart from all of this, it's still not justified why their price is 10x than regular phones, makes no sense.

[swift merlin]

If I'm not mistaken, there are vulnerabilities even for iOS devices; there's no foolproof security

[thin latch]

Ur top 1?

[opaque ridge]

On my bracket

[chrome surge]

Tell that to @gusty glen

[swift merlin]

Zero-days are quite the charm and Safari is whar

[thin latch]

Wdym

only X-box or what?

[floral bronze]

[gusty glen]

Iphomes are so secure u need a zero day exploit to get in

[unreal gorge]

Any twitch streamers want to stream with me?

[opaque ridge]

I'm at Tier 4

Nvm I'm at 2nd

[gusty glen]

Far far fewer

[opaque ridge]

Since I forgot to do the Round 1

[chrome surge]

Open powerpoint on iPhone

[swift merlin]

For sure

[woven harness]

yea

[gusty glen]

If u wanna inject a iphone u need to do zero day malware

and even then its extremely difficult to

[opaque ridge]

Should I spend 900 tokens to get the remaining 4 bps?

[floral bronze]

why are we doing the android vs ios again thats childish as hell

[rose acorn]

Aw heck nah are you kidding me I better not mess up the next race

[floral bronze]

no.

[gusty glen]

Educating the ppl

[swift merlin]

Android is slowly gearing towards 'privacy and security' but it would basically have to be rebuilt from the ground up and lose most of its quirks

[thin latch]

?

[floral bronze]

long as it doesnt fuel the rivalry ig

[rose acorn]

Im still Gold 3 but im 2,050

[thin latch]

Normal

[floral bronze]

read the fine print bradah

[gusty glen]

Ios has Always been privacy/ security first

[opaque ridge]

I need to find a few free bps

[rose acorn]

Wdym

[chrome surge]

POV: Pick pocketers be like, "Do I look like I care about security?" lmao
And boom, there goes your expensive phone

[gusty glen]

their entire kernal is built with that in mind

[gusty glen]

Ping it on find my and then break in the house

[floral bronze]

check gold 2
and read it out loud what did it say at the rating

[opaque ridge]

I could do the conditions but I need to beat it at 0.44.5

[chrome surge]

Won't work if he switched it off

[gusty glen]

it will actually

[opaque ridge]

My fastest time was 0.44.110

[chrome surge]

[swift merlin]

A phone that gets bricked, tracked, and is even insured by Apple with cloud backups

[chrome surge]

Without internet?

[gusty glen]

yes

[chrome surge]

So, users get a new phone after?

[floral bronze]

My sister lost her phone once
She found it much quicker than i expected

[gusty glen]

For free yes

[opaque ridge]

Where do I look for the remaining 4 bps?

[swift merlin]

Apple's protection plans are the most streamlined

[chrome surge]

So...you're saying I have an iPhone, I don't have any internet on it, and switch it off and lose it, how can I find it??

[floral bronze]

ok that was a reasonable crashout

mb gng

[rose acorn]

Talking to me?

[floral bronze]

yeh

[gusty glen]

Ping it

[rose acorn]

👍

[chrome surge]

Ping it how and from where?

[floral bronze]

web

[opaque ridge]

Or should I get the relay pack?

[chrome surge]

From google or any browser?