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The bot be hating.
The user be spamming
Tier 5 be at 1* and it goes up to tier 1 where it be at 5*
And no, even if its at 6* it'll still be locked to 5*
Finally I gold it
If you want to use ur gold 6* thingabob thats getting a gp and you want to sandbag and stay in T4, you can only use the performance of a max 2* and not a max 6*
How come that less cars with that GL level?
I am GL 19 and have 129 cars
And am F2p
Old player I think
I upgraded the cars that's it
May be you didn't upgrade?
Oh ok

In 1 years experience?
I once played on my old acc (the one from 2018-2021) and that acc reached gl15 iirc with 50-ish cars
Meow
meow


meow
NO
Stop the cycle
i want a cat
Car 309
Then throw away your dog

When gold it?
gold today
Then throw away your goldfish


meow
true that i have a goldfish memory
GET Ou-
i want that exact cat 😭
I've been stuck on the loading screen bruh what now?
Cute cat
ikr

When packs open and get all epics

Do you also have the rare cars? Inferno, Mazani Evantra toriodon, Brabham all gold as well?
good car
i wont today play asphalt lol
in house, too many people uses a network
Also a legendary game gets today shutdown permanently Real Racing 3
RIP
o7
Chat I've been stuck on the loading screen what do I do😭
Restart game
Revision lessons are so boring
Okay nice
What lessons?
Study/revision
Reset network adapter
ok
If it's boring then that means you 👽
wait till you get to uni, THEN you'll know whats boredom
I might not do uni
æ we got alu benz
Whar
#88
Play AL for life, more worth it trust
Yes
King of rank 4000

RIP, no gold
1* upgraded yes
Yes, buts also what some consider OP slop
Inferno is the best out of all of them, hard se tho
am lv 15 with 72 💔
💔
I'm 18 and at 113
should i go for the w12
oh, whatever youre taking, ITS GONNA BE THE SAME
Im lvl 19 w 105
foolish
utterly foolish.
Because I can not get blueprint for them
Might do an apprenticrship
Not even by 🫰 ?
ah yes the not-so-budget onyx
its a b class car
why should it compare to the onyx
🐳
congratulations
Here comes the spam
you are now part of the SPAM
Spam is a great snack
not the meat
🤢
they are more similar than you'd think
My condolences to your tastebuds
mp2:
damn
Im jk, its awful
Where to get more vanda BPs
400k left until gl19!!
asphalt legends unite
Legend store
Fixed
At what gl?
Im 200k off lvl 20
16 i think
Oh yeah but the price is💀
Sharing is caring
I'm slowly approaching 15 million 
yeah a 100
collector 1 fund I'm coming for you
No, Hogging is true caring

What the hell
im so clos
GET that out
hop on yoursenpaiplays live lil bro
cowpoke 😭 😭 😭 😭
good reminder to collect my zenvo bps
I can actually 3* my zenvo
i have yet to unloc 
Yes

how much i need for fund
Lemon
lvl 20 soon
10$
Lime
15$ for collector 1
oh i have 40 points not money
Im nearly level 40
and i think 20$ for collector 2
4.2/4.6 mil
Leak?
Gamewoft spwain? :3
PNs yum!! Pasta Noodles

5
🗣🗣
noob slow time
wow
son
give one
4mil left untill gl 39
Use le 💳
imagine 40 to 41 
5.25m

Bro
Sis
Tf do they mean by Monday patch notes
if you're feeling useless
just notice LP section 23 has a f2p decal


March 32nd


Whole LP was useless🥀
GUH?
Are you just playing AL or have other things running?
You think? I also see February 30th and January 0th on it
Bro what time is ideal for tuscany?

Snow


i mean
Crescent Moon II
we have crescent moon II
sup guyz
Komeko 
mid runs
ice 
@minor raft 


777 
🔨
@chrome surge

🔨 🔨 🔨
when font renew goncas 
Soon trust
any clues for it?
Not yet
Get hammered freakin cyclops frog
@tender trench 
HAMMER!!!🔨
freshly opened laptop so peak
Time to boot up my game
Brand new?
nah
Oh I see
old brand
You just...I just can't....

Mem reduct helps
redline
when lancer
Doing pl?

that aint a lancer 
lancer egg edition saar
Ok my laptop just decided to act dumb again

Koenigsegg Lancer evo
skill issue
Trust

"Unable to load user profile" wdym????
mitsubegg lancera evo
whar
for win?
looks like you broke smth again
probably winlogon.exe or another user files
RIP
i thought it was asphalt 
why is everything going wrong
to be honest
i don't know i need to see the issue first
Whenever this happens, it just loads a profile without most games/programs that I installed
it work
when they gonna fix this bug 
shortly it loads a guest profile
try to reach your own profile from guest with some folder settings
wat bug
am i blind
bp count not showing
oh
@pure veldt 
peak microslop™ issues
if it doesn't works just reboot it 

Lol
most bugs in this game are perpetual
I might learn kb soon if my laptop can run alu
typical governmet emergency service:
Tbh it's the best solution coz it causes minimal collateral damage
good boy
Potw ?
@pure veldt You do KB MD vids for complete noob beginners?
I did
how are these guys like so bad
I can't get to div 5 💔
my guide was for beginners
yes
I need to see those, the kb MD is hard for me

guh?
huwucan steroid
What do I do to get to div 5? the total combined rank is still 21881
Any one:1 pack coming soon?
ik but I need that over rank to get to div 5
summer bos guess
ig
Bruh , what do you plan to do in div5 with that garage
buy devel, I have 147000 gps

????
missed top 500
What is happening? Keep on getting network errror
with those cars, I wouldn't dare to got to div 5
Can I be your kitten 🐾
this wheel is rigged dawg
Hammon
Very bad
be mine ❤️ ❤️
What
just use OC for 1 season and get back to Div-4
Div-5 is quite underwhelming in terms of rewards unless u can consistently get top-3/2/1
you don't
get the remaining evo parts for your chiron
i mean
import parts
then use that to switch at will

pc?
yeha
lemme join u whats ur ign

zayednahyan
trion time ig
@silent stratus From where we left off, isn't that the same case for all current evo cars? They become obsolete up to a certain stage? Like SF90 can take you all the way to LL can it? Or can it go up against Devels and absoluts for that matter?
jit
off topic 
ok
Calling Sivo
Treat me like one
feed em cat food
hey what @iron ore doing in scribbles video?!
actually it can
it'll lose but
in some scenarios it can
So, only SF90 among other evo cars is successful?
okay gimme a sec my pc is being slow and i can't restart it because windows took away my options to restart because they want me to update it
At its rank?
chiron too
Then update already
no
windows updates are trash
are u legacy or enhanced
and the favt that they try so hard to force me makes me want to do it less
even taking away my shut down button
tf
u on windows 11 or 10?
11
Updates keep your system protected
true
actually people tend to revert windows updates commonly because recent updates keep breaking things
cough notepad
weird nitro
That's on them for having skill issues smh
I haven't had to rollback any updates
must be the Nitro
Ever
added

@silent stratus So, what your point is that an evo ccgs would be another glorified Vanda and that it would be pointless, so GL won't add it, is it?

ye
add back

0% 
His PC is on crack
it cracked
Wtf ☠️


1 pack required
i kinda left it on hibernate while it was running a game and that explains why it's so slow
wow
now add me back twin
1,37
pick a number 1, 2 or 3
Well you did say between
forget you
Remember me
free or by cash?
nothing happened
yeah okay had to restart my game social club was buggin
classic GL scams lol
only 24k 
@tender trench stream
No
inv me when unc
lemme get into a lobby
Hello peaceful community 
Bro 41.963 On Tuscany 
peaceful community indeed 
oh wow my lobby is empty
Watermelon
ok me join
yus
lvl 809 
Wat cars u fellas gonna use
9 year old account
gta online
It should be nominated for Nobel Peace prize fr
Oh
i got the game on december
i barely played tho
am nub
damn
birday gift 
u were running vehicle cargo right?
lemme help u with that
there is but its like text messages and im too lazu
inv to ceo
ok
vijay and friends
should we go off topic then
ok
Why did I got muted bro
I just asked a question
Anyways I got 84/85 for Bailey blade 🥲
and the opponent you meet in div 5:

kinda early
Watch it be another filler update
a lil earlier than usual
of course
Give me latest redeem code
asphaltvermax
skill issue
You have more bro

It feels like I'm not gonna get 245 blueprints...why? Did some calculation and the drop rates are hazardous as usual...
Should I star up ?
one eyed between blind?
Anyone has reedom cod🤣
Just sandbaggin 
Who has latest redeem code
bro read this
Its been more than half an hour now vro
Now i regret it, i might gonna have to re-do the whole event next time, but I'll make sure to grab all the epic imports 
Or probably not
Just enough grind to grab the required blueprints
No
play deadlock or asphalt legends
deadlocked mention
What's deadlock?
yea prep yourselves for like 2 more plays
valve™
Gas so expensive that I'm kinda afraid to drive
I knew it, I'm doomed...
But let's play it smart with next one
Might not prefer to grind
Already got some epic wild cards to support one lacking epic import part
buy tesla 
Drift around
Asphaltvermax
That's worse tbh...
Should've been a guarented event...
Impostor
50k now barely fills my 50cc
Watch ads to reduce refuel time 
used to got me a few days worth of extra
Leave the car running
On E
Question: Who likes playing on 3d mode?
me
now the valve game thats gonna never be released deadlock
js another 5v5 hero shooter
js play marverl rivals at that point
time to play asphalt legends
maybe
id;
idk
dont they have tf2 or sum or is it a different catagory
Venom vs Porsche
Hello 2,2,4-Trimethylpentane
yeah
Ye
are they gonna drop C11 in next update? 
or a mid se with a top s class with decent multipacks
I think PoL will come
I have received a message back from gl cc but I cant share details
since they accidentaly leaked C11 they must add in next update
i lowk kinda like how gl does regular se's for top cars thatre somewhat attainable for regular players who saved
yah
Watch them make it worse
abt inferno
Oh
New patch note? Means new pay wall season?
This car?
Don't know if a season is pay wall then maybe next season might be paywall too or f2p friendly who knows Gameloft moves are unpredictable
Yes, but the brand as a whole
What are you talking about
i spoke to a representative at Inferno Automobili
u made that post on reddit a couple hours ago?
Venom GT in the next update 
yes
Might be a DS car?🚨
WHAT
possible but more likely normal 35 Bp car
85 to 35 bps
I thought i was cooked after I got kded, especially on Auckland of all tracks
Shut
Venom GT 35 Bp like the Mosler, Aeon E, One:1 ecc...
Or its a key car
who knows, perhaps, as more likely without
What is this vanda spam bro
Im not alien like you
I was in plat 4 by yesterday
Whalien
No
Yes
Only 2 cars used
amatuer
That too 4 fuels each
I was tramatizing people yesterday with the fridge
@pure veldt 
"Vanda, zr1"
Vanda spam? No problem
Well not a problem since now i also have vanda at 4011 rank
But zr1
Ehh
zr1 not needed
My zr1 is 4456 ranked light build
easily beatable by other cars
Goes 374 has punch floaty and drift nitro gain
My zr1 is 3* with 0 upgrades 💔
unlike cough cough sf90
I don't need the zr1 to get to plat 4
And also higher shockwave acceleration
wazup guyz

U don't know light build has that?
Also lykan, icona, 007s, not needed
Though have them gold

Noob
Light goes only 371
Mine was already maxed back when zr1 was mp rewards in like 2020 or so
Iirc mp gives evo cars 2 km/h boost
374*
Needed epics to gold it
Mine's 4456 not 4526
The speedometer shows 371
Alr bro if next evo car isnt avj ill crash out
The speed depends on the build
Same here
load faster
Prove that u don't have life without saying u don't life ahh moment

I have all light parts applied
Mine isn't all light parts
Guys lets actually theorise about the next evo cars
It'll likely be C, A and S
It definitely needs that
Mine's here
Fyi we haven't gotten 3 cars together from a good time now
Yeah sf90 messed it
So the 3 cars got distributed between 2 updates
bro the mcl didnt even start 
To take it slow
This is a very inefficient build
U can increase the rank to 4526 with higher acceleration
You can put a heavy part and easily get away with it
Just swap out the nitro part
It still works still
am i stupid or isnt every car supposed to have hte same performance
Should I
Yes
Where exactly
It will perform still the same as it's light build
nope the budget are different for each team
I would say nitro
Doesnt that mean the richest wins?
Here's mine
budget and smartest
Oh
Oh yea
loophole etc
So still the richest wins?
wish i had titanium engine
Merc got the fastest engine by abusing a loophole so its both money and smartness
this one?
Can't you put overload part?
Eh wait it doesnt look like you can
It will reduce the handling by a lot
I see those tires and i understand what sort of psychopath u are
Friends, hello everyone! I need your help. I need 5 blueprints for the Jaguar XJR-9. If your club will soon reach 1,700,000 reputation and has a free spot, please accept me. I would be very grateful to you!
P.s. I don’t want to miss this car

Note: the car's a garbage not useful in any mp mode

So?
Clash really had kept many cars useful
Is any new redeem code
And the old mp system made elite except S cars actually useful
Wdym elite s is still useful

50/50 in sleepstrem very good
Ok mine is 4526
Mp2?
i cant stop glazing street drag tires
Yeah
Now the only use of elite cars are a few tokens (EXCEPT S)
There's higher top speed cars available in those ranks
U love to drift like takumi in the inner corners 
And you wouldnt want to upgrade them more than enough to get top 1%
It won’t hurt to have it
Yea
Fair enough
But u should try finding the clubs in game who are close it
Anyways masteries is eventually gonna drop
Instead of hoping someone to contact u here
Yea just like the desync fix "eventually"
Masteries will hopefully make collecting trash cars useful
I remember yesterday I was in a race in shockwave in mid air the car in front killed my speed down to 280
And went supersonic
I remember getting kded in sw by a car without nitro
Luckily the player behind me got stuck behind me all bcz I was in shockwave
Which still allowed me to end 2nd

Alr bro
Ye its useless
Whale
I maxed it from the first hunt
Ironic
Since I was excited to max it
Never used it after that tbh
Real whale showed up in the chat
goncás
🤝
Hi
mango
i got blinded
super creek is too super
lol
guys im hungry
🥀
eat hungry
its a signal to take a break and have your lunch
wtf it's already 6 pm
Sefya spawn 
flies time
It's a bit early for that
me when i have to live on fast food to meet my deadline:
hey Fusion
early? is it 1pm for you right ?
12
Yo @tropic karma which type is you are?
Anybody add new video of lego car assembling.
Coment section be like:
fast food is not a good option as lunch

sis im having it as DINNER
do we have 3 hours difference now ?
It has been like that since quite a while
Soon 4
hmm.. hard question.. i usualy just drop my controller hahaha
Because of summer time
360 hit the wall
my man
I always forget this, summer time
Grindset
slums
thats a compliment
or not hahahaha
💔

boop
boop
do you like
Both ways are fine
@junior raven

balls
put the laptop on your lap or do you lie down like

Ew get rid of those stickers
try me.
Are you crazy?
well no
Why vip benefits are not applied to SE credits?
who the hell would
Why would you have those ugly stickers on your property
because i can
Type of person who leaves the stickers on their hat

guy doesnt want geforce rtx sticker on his personal heater
I use them to flex

Is this garage okay in div 5? I just want to go to div 5 for the devel
Flex your bad taste maybe
This is so unaesthetic
damn nice 85
show off hahahahahah
you asked this already and we gave you advise
Looking for more opinion from different people so that I can come to a conclusion
Wow i7, can you give that to me? Mine’s only an i5
I send prayers
Ok aesthetic person
@winter notch 
@winter notch 
Once I get the new laptop, I'll bring this to ya


I might have the worst Intel CPU compared to everyone here
doubt
Mine is a 13th gen Intel i7
show.
I have an i5-9400F

Getting bald soon ™
keyword: soon™
I have a dual core U chip that struggles to even open notepad
Very nice 
spill model
which one
i5 6300U
Tell me one Good thing about getting bald
hah

that is mega power
Putting a computer on a desk wtf
is blud ragebaiting
im holding an i3 4160 in my hand rn
We have a similar cpu 
What if u had the number of
you have in game rn in real life
my pc got a 12100f 
damn stronk cpus
Banger cpu
first i'll buy my dream setup then a house
that's about it

Sometimes, not this time
I would have grinded
🗣️
I've 32 million 
my old pc had a i3 4130
honestly i dont care of any intel thats newer than 4th gen anymore
whalien
is there any competetive league for asphalt?
give me ram lil bro
everyone has an i7😭😭
esl
I have a better setup with a 4-core, 8-thread desktop CPU and an RX 580, but I'm afraid to turn it on because I don't have good cooling. The CPU temperature gets extremely high and could damage the PSU
where to find?
MP1 is public competition
jit just spend $20 on a cooler
S26 Ultra cooks well
that's all u gotta do
ESL is sometimes a thing
120 fps gaming
I have 24 gb ram for this slow i5 6300U laptop 💀
@sharp raven poor sod lookin for esl 
eh
Must be whalien irl to buy that phone frfr
I am
wtf
That is the plan
ok buy me

:catno:
I brought it one year ago when ram prices were normal
jit im 15
This is how goncas's whale irl 
bradah not the slave contract

Literally
hey man 
Oxygen OS
h
Or origin os
yea dream on you aint getting that compatibility
blud
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My phone runs alu better than this laptop 🥀
god forbid ppl overhaul the windows visuals themselves
bro if the game explainers make a video we are genuinely coked
who give a car
reminds me of...fry guy
Everything went wrong 
Hi goncas
Cooked
who is fryguy vro
oh my I've seen this everywhere now
Now way this video from a genuine youtuber
It ain't a ragebait like the fryguy

guy who makes fries or made of fries
💔
wow
ye when scribbles is in here its deepfried
this video actually makes sense
who scribble
Guy who scribbles on his table or paper
The guy who drifts on grass in a literal stock lego vehicle and complaints that the car gets slow
Ofc brotha it will
oh

drift a Lego vehicle😭 What
doesnt asuna own pro team 
very real pro team saar
banned word banned word
also delete the picture you'll get a warn 'cuz words
🥀
bad
why did we rename to asphalt legends
why not
hi rEdLIne
fr like legends was nice

but unite ain't bad
ms paint creation rite there
but they didn‘t change that much.
Good morning chat
morgig
Having sandwich for breakfast
im having tea
What kind












