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6943.44 Turkish lira (this is CAD)
Galactica
why on earth do gaming monitors have the fugliest stands
I still have all 30 games too
doesn't hurt to check
Noted
Super Mario 1995 edition
Unc
can't even buy an apple with this economy
Rahhh
dyslexic
@cursive knoll u gonna grind LL?

Just became a fossil
How many hours left
My 360 still working, but on external ssd
Like 14?
Gonna grind in LL later tn
unbreakable chiron in ll 
It gon be tough
ic
why does Amazon delive at 10pm
never is
what's the point
i grinded from unranked to LL 1 sitting, no LP(extra fuels)
in 1 minute below 3 hours

Aline fr
Idk. but irl shopping >>>
oh true 

ced(ric)
snuf
best way to level up n unlock cars as an f2p?
grind everything
Is there any table or list showing the top 3 cars worth owning in each class/segment?
grind everything
save everything
Play on your own schedule
i.e. min 2 hrs to 6 hrs grind per day 
@sour herald bugatti
@tacit mural ggs aline
where name
3
gone

man
i like this emoji
finally bro
grind for me plz
right
like events, career or ??? @twilit sable @azure latch
everything
all of it

nice
everything but when you're stuck in career you don't do it
I want gold enzo 😔

why does a lyric video have a recipe to make soap
Sell parts
whar
show bugat
whar?
i think i saw a bugatti eb110 when i was in new york 🤔
whar
oh no wrong place
Here's my progress
You can already tell I'm close to 6*
And as for sr1 and 911 carrera is for 3 things:1-they're cheap
2-collection
3-spotlight events (911 carrera was featured in A7X spotlight event right?)
my brain fried
It's always been like top 1000 for ll by end of MP1
Try maintaining top 250 in mp2
when does mp1 end
tmrw
tomoro
14 hrs
56 nitro carries this car fr fr
technically today for me
can you get top 10k in gold
do other ppl drive for no reason at all sometimes?
but whatever who gives a damn
are we there yet
no, top 10k is still plat
you should go to sleep
but im no doctor so idk
doing figma
yea 911 carrera was featured in spotlight event and thats how i maxed it and i didnt depend upon gauntlet for it tbh
peugeot sr1, i had maxed it through MP1 rewards alone, it was spammed there before the rewards change
decent progress on peugeot 9x8 by the way, good luck with it 
in 14 hours
me when i play nfs mw
this guy said mp2 ew
at least goated game
What
can't get 1750 points in mp2?

its like asking if they cant slap themselves 1000 times
like yes they can
what is your epic distribution
What did u expect in 2026
why would people do that
usefuluser
no
i am 0302
Yea i left when that spotlight event happened
Even if i stayed i won't max the 911 since i don't have the rest of the cars and i got the sr1 to max in both mp2 packs and Gauntlet store+epics
0/4/0/1
i was told that when i got epics
i left accel as soon as i got to know it aint worth it
you got scammed
same
oh gauntlet
🧯
is that more alive
mine doesn't
I'll get the 24 points at the end of Gauntlet
kinda
i just forg with devel
forg
i mean people not farming me (except the one rpm guy)
forg
i forgot more devel bps last week
guess thats the end of the journey
i would need either 1 week after maxing devel to gold it
or none
depends on how good i do in gauntlet
just get last sec 1st

jesko out of fuel which car i use
my devel is 1* 💔
apex
i didn't buy bps for a single car besides devel
i will lock in for lykan after this
9x8 no use
sf90 slaps
(i dont play gauntlet)
good choice
sigma
ik you meant lvn
stop using my acc damn it
I forgot about posting this in the afternoon
no

this time even epics are same

0400
I bought 9x8 hypercar
And no im not spending on the gt3rs not cuz it's not worth it
I'm just trying to save tokens after spending all my tokens on the huayra bc
the real thing?
the nonconsensual actions this individual imposed upon me has left me scarred
Hot wheels
You're not Nintendo bruh relax
suing you for slander
when real thing
You fund
magnet
sport
You'll lose
😭
lock in
i, in fact, did not
car
Why this 9x8 have wings?
I saw this in rr3
vroom vroom
🏎️

@modern parcel @dense dune 
@ced
@ced
clarkson 
Even venoms lose to by far THE king of the 4k rank.
what map is zat
i'd complain but im getting points
Is it worth to go for this?
but ofc it hands me nevada
Osaka (one of my worst tracks)
typically no
@tender trench don’t mind I put bird feet on your pfp 
i wont be mad
erm sup dude
💔
it gave me himalayas lmao
me when ai
AI have an error while try to be sivo when ppl ask how’s your day


when is the next update?
Prolly 15 days later
alr, wont login for the 3rd week in a row then
giant house map in AL when. 1 lap around an AL player’s bedroom when 

So skytiic bedroom?
💀
no, yours


No
moon map in a8 was scenic
huh and what
Sector 8🔥
TERRA 9
man ppl even can't drive well in world
how tf they'll drive at moon?
idk
guys terra 9 remake in AL
Pt1 surely is
ye stuck at pt1
i had a jesko user which is toxic af
ramming for no reason
tries 360 in unbreak etc
What in the actual F is this phenomenon called
I actually went for a shockwave there Idk how it went for orange nitro
Orbital Loop🌔
ok bro they start to talk about asphalt
moon map was fun
noob 360ing kd 
aside from the fact that the game was pain af
I just noticed my credits.
Its at 8.4 mil
I'm getting the hang of its behaviour now, but unbreakable, man, really messed up with my lines
It's just survival among chaos
And the stupid question is when will AL have space tracks. I just asked this for fun😵💫
Never||a||
how to compete in lobbies like this 🥀
cant believe legend pack gonna give me more tc than gold pack
Children are taught the way of the greater self and the lesser self. They always know who and what is acting. And a certain author has written stories for children called The Little Me and the Great Me. Choosing the path of freedom is not a one-time choice. It is a daily choice to make way for the great me and to stop the little me from getting in the way.
Step one: max Jesko absolut
this combo highk fun
pretty sure i can definitely shave off another second if i dont chalk ship route like i did
is this an Asphalt reference ahh
real
Can anyone explain why the 370z neon has that rank, cause when it’s gold it’s like 26XX, not 2905
Asphalt should do a event about stealing car. Where someone steal one car and he/she has to fight for that car. The car will be hold for 1 month.
oc
OC does not give 300 rank 😭
One isn't real 🗣️
Is it actually 2905
Wow
It might be worth it tbh
Hey would any one want to recruit me
What are the stats
nothing crazy
yeah
Wow
Decided that pulling out the lykan is overkill so I brought out my one:1
Honestly, it was a close race. gg
what are some good cars for gold 1 007s performing worst.
Huayra R

Honestly, there are 2 types of one:1 players
- people who either just turned on inverted controls/have less braincells than a banana

Alabama
Probably true
Not in mp1
zr1 evo or whatever the name of it is
icona
Lykan
Most of them are pretty good
F1 LM
Steer clear of MKIV if it’s not max
in general
W12 works
Mk4 is buns
Very
Handling?
1.04

0.8
0.29?
1.04
1.06
I’m suddenly so glad I don’t have to worry about that
Cause I don’t have 007 
I use F1 LM and Huayra R and Lego Rev

It’s funny cuz I had like 10 epics applied to it and never bothered to gold it
Until the rerun after
Then I got creds to gold it
And didn’t
Credits🥀
Tokens easier to get and hold on to than credits
Meanwhile credits being dumped for every rank requirement
I was at 40m at the start of the update
8,663,937 credits
Is anyone unable to use the ™ symbol ingame anymore?
Yeah
I started this season at like 500k
They removed it
Why would they do that...
Overload is fun cause no drift radius but endless nitro
Also, floats are decent for brick
No trademarking yourself as xX_GODSLAYER_Xx**™**

hlo
Would’ve said the other type of slayer but
Snuffy
Changed Pfp again
i use overload hommage



Based car🔥
Overload Valk summed up
lol
Divo 2 but better 
Soo close elder league.
That’s actually crazy
Bet overload Valk beats Divo on Caribbean
Overload valk has a worse radius than my divo or LVN
Which btw
The latter doesn’t have handling epics on it


And both go fastee
My LVN has gold handling
Thats wild
I gotta stay up until 10pm vro
Why
stupid Amazon delivery


Hey snuffy I have a question
Play AL
boring
Can I say shizzle
no

h
As a substitute for the s word
Ask him to postpone tomorrow morning
ig idk

Peak misinform
After spending 4.99
Where's my absolut
Me hallucinating ABS cause I need it
I need basic Jesko attack cuz always been a dream
Club clash key?
That's unbreakable mp
real
One more clash and I'd have had it. But they decided to remove it
I first joined during clash buut returned after clash...
I waited for 14 days expecting some compensation. Spent coins on 14th day morning and they started rolling out compensation in the afternoon
I'd have gotten the key with that compensation as well. CC didn't want to refund me the IDR key
One of my friends wants to spend $50 on my behalf if the key comes out at $100
50-50
I'm that desperate to get it. The clash thing added to my desperation
Mmm. I promised myself I’d never spend money on either Jesko, which makes anything I get for them mean so much more
I’ve spent money on a lot of cars, but never the Jeskos
^

Lost my mind playing clash and carrying my club
Kinda the same. We top 3 guys carried it

The rest of them failed to even beat the entry point. And if they did then sucked at intersection
Real. I was number 2 in my club, only barely behind the number one guy. I was always top club member in MP despite most of them having Grg 50+ levels.
Intersections
I'd have gotten the key only if they focused on skull improvement instead of rep farming
Real
I got my key thankfully cause my teammates did have a braincell but just barely
It was normally up to me and the other guy to carry the club
So we always did intersections
Same. Top 3 is debatable in my club but I'm the solo guy to make ll every time but I don't wanna take the credit

20 intersections but of course the first 10 mattered the most. 20 entry tracks
So 30 major ones but we were 3, so we could only do 18 out of 30
https://youtube.com/shorts/NhdYMyj_k-o they could make a 911 gt3 event
If we had 2 more guys, we could've won all 3 clashes of the season. We had to settle for 2 and sometimes 1
Poor guy
Infinite nitro damn
But neither of the two drivers were driving good
legit that car can give you a class cars performance on some tracks
Trust there to be funk/phonk of ANY sound 😭
One message removed from a suspended account.
67 phonk on alu gameplay
This car is goated
Real
Howdy snuff
Hi
Incorrect again
For gold league yes
Only zr1 and 9x8 and DBS gt can compete

my gp is so easy bruh my lobby sucks
damn
that meeds a lot of upgrades.
sis senen
@loud flint yes Corvette ZR1 evo
free key
250 tokens.
bought✓
Yo
how to waste token
get destroyed
I’m sorry for you
why

Hi 4* imp
Alien move
Shut up meh
hi
4*
yesh
What is the new Chiron evo light handling stats?
so Starts Icona Spider SE tomorrow.
i lowkey havwnt played today
LMAO
i was going to stream ultrakill but hailstorm says no
goofy elon internet thingie
Dead char
Man lives upon the earth not once, but three times. His first stage of life is a continuous sleep; the second is an alternation between sleeping and waking; the third is an eternal waking. In the first stage man lives alone in darkness; in the second he lives with companions, near and among others, but detached and in a light which pictures for him the exterior; in the third his life is merged with that of other souls into the higher life of the Supreme Spirit, and he discerns the reality of ultimate things.

You know what’s worse than having the game DC mid elite S?
Having it happen twice
this is what happens as an Asphalt player
i want noodles chat
Is this time good with 1* no oc
Probably
valid
curse starlink man
rain makes wifi go boom
Tomorrow will be tiring and I have a clutch job on Thursday
Right after that compression leakage test I forgot to do
So Wednesday is best
Wasted so much life that the game decided to middle finger me to sleep
(its 4:45 am and im binging yaoi)
fire
me when tmi
anyways throwback to a question i asked
which brands of cars do you find easy to work on 
hopefully anything but french
Amen
stalker

which french car am i buying in america 
what about i watch yaoi while asphalting

After I woke up:
1102 messages 💀
idk i kinda imagine america as a ton of people driving large pickups which consume fuel like fat people eat cake
Avg kakao convo
but maybe some french cars got through
yess
welp imma be smited

literally america

Damn right
thats nothing, I used to have 1.6 million pings before I cleared everything 😭

Are just one colour

You don’t know if that wire is dangerous, it’s hard to differentiate
And also where it even grounds to
Does it ground? Who knows
french car manufacturers when they make a bomb:
It’s ironic
At least bombs in movies have the blue and green wire or whatever
Here everything is black
Maybe one is brown
Fufu
Especially a 97 or 99 one
What u on about
Guys can u spot any mistakes or give me any tips?
Cars
It would help me a lot
Push 1:22.9
What
Tilt to drive btw
U on about a Peugeot 106

Uhhhh. It would be better to look up a tutorial
Okay
It's weekly competition track
How is that even possible?
Anything useful would take a long time to explain
You went the wrong route at the start

Fufu, remember to be nice
Thanku
Poor nitro management throughout the whole thing really
fufu
Especially bad at the final section with multiple jumps
You ran out at the worst time
Also randomly cancelling nitro on landing dropping your speed to 296
Arnt u supposed to give orange niteo in air and jumps
You can 360 to keep your nitro up
As well as orange nitro
Yes, but Solus has great accel so you don’t need to do it that long
You can do both
Hello team
You ran out at the end and that sesto passed you
Yes he did respawn because the concept of a driving line became a circle to him
Fortunately he crashed
But that won’t be every race
If you want a reference for this specific track I can record one quickly
Let me see if I can find a full lap of how to drive somewhere
So nitro management
And cornering needs to be improved right ? I am trying to learn floating and punch drift but i am really abd at it
This car doesn’t need punch or float
Sure sure dm me
The drift is already good and it’s too grounded to try anyway
Incredible race and a little funny thing if lucky
Yeah an old one from Y2K range
Specifically before that
How do u stop overspinning btw? I tap drift but i doesn’t sstop like it says in the videos
ough
car needs to be facing forwards when you tap it
Steer after the second wheel, dont drift, and 360 so you keep the speed (from landing to the ramp is negligible)
Speaking of, you can go straight middle and brake -> steer right to mitigate the windforce + get enough nitro to go blue straight to the ramp
LITERALLY WITHIN 15 SECS (of me watching)
Right when the car is placed right on the asphalt, press the braking button
Or yeah he explained it better
I hate that corner when I mess up
Thanks bro
but you need to learn how to time 360s
Solus is a no skill car, which usually means punching/floating tech isnt useful
because if the car is facing backwards when you land, then you lose speed anyway
wait when my car is facing on the front, it still overspins?
Other cars include Vanda, corvette, 650s, ZR1 etc
Use perfect nitro to stop
If previous instructions fail
360 after the ramp?
you use drift to cancel a 360
What is speedtail even about bro 💔
can p1 and chiron do floaty ?
Yes
when you exit the tunnel, yes
like i said earlier, the distance from where you landed to the next ramp is negligible so its better to have nitro when you get there
What is blessing my ears rn
but I try and alway fail
chasing rain by digital wing (from initial d the arcade)
it's not spotify yet
Yeah it was unnecessary i get it now😭
Thx gng
p5 to p2 just by taking the better route
Not really perfect but basic idea of nitro management and turning, you need to consider your approach to turns, if you need to drift or steer, how you can get more nitro, if you need it or can risk going for more speed
I won ggs 
Where can i see the routes? Perfect routes?
U are also using nitro cancel how does that differ?
honestly i havent used that path in a long time
usually i just save as much speed as i get in the tunnel and force my way with pn
Another one for the gold club
only a better route for cars with long float and not that much speed loss
I got blocked by sf90 and chiron made my over spin get cooked 
Isn't that the best way to do it anyways
w h a l e
can lykan do floaty?

Yes
You use the nitro, cancel it then use it again
vastly inconsistent due to how they place the nitro bottles
If you do it too quickly you’ll probably 360

i see so many heart emojis being used 
That’s what boredom does to a person
so like my car
You can do it slower than what I did
So i have to do what u did but slower?
It’s much easier on controller though since X and A are in the perfect roll position
❤️
well yeah

But tilt and tap 2 steer can do it just as quick
a wild tailcoin
Yeah
Don’t try to do everything at once tho you’re gonna confuse yourself
Take the time to familiarise yourself with learning each technique
i could never imagine tilt and tap to steer thats so much effort
god forbid an xbox player nitro brake with shoulders
SO SO SO GODDAMN LONG TRAVEL
also tap to steer is glorified keyboard
You enjoying those severe storms down there
handicapped
Tilt is what i play 

Alright bro i really appreciate it
Also that route I used is correct, you did mostly the correct one minus the start
Kinda sucks when my scooter is out of business
i nitro brake with A and LB lol
You should be all good
I nitro brake in a streak now because my buttons are all stupid
I use 3 buttons for nitro 
i nitro brake with lb/rb
i can literally change my music while playing and yall gotta be locked in with tilt
Hard to master really 
Rip
😭
Exactly what i needed for the next special event

I do ABAB LB RB LT RB LB RB and then ABAB again
Can u dm me that video v
I'm a casual player anyhow
i dont think theres anyone here fulltime main lt/rt tho
Idk why asphalt freaks out when I do it that much
I do
My RB no longer works from how much I overused it
Like 2022
I swear u played controller no
For some reason asphalt considers my RB as always pressed so
Should I go for Icona spyder?
I have 1* one:1 & 2* chiron if that helps.
It no longer does anything
I just play on steam once in awhile, my main is android
I use both

Never knew that
Unlocking an S class no matter what is always good
i thought i whiffed it geez
One sec
Better than my l2 deciding to be absolutely lazy and only register once every massacre ig
yea
Is this maxed out?
mosler peak car tho
not gold
Yeah it’s
Not fun lol
no, reject
But thanks to the fact that this game has a
How many eips you need left to gold?
i love this cute "trend"
Control scheme of all time
I just got the zenvo, plus I have none of the support cars (although I'm close to unlocking the fordzilla via mp2)
Why 💔
like 5
Real
I miss this…

You got your crap sorted out?
U didn’t check GC?
Once I get pc you can take laptop
Cba to check
tho only 60fps
Fufu
Im busy breaking angry birds economy
Do you own an android phone
No
Damn it
What kind laptop we talking 
Im not a cool kid
Why does everyone use iphone nowadays
Dawg mine is ancient
yoo!
i7 Ultra it has Intel Arc, 16gb ram but I can't expand to 32gb
💔
And 1tb ssd
It has dust on it
im a returning driver 😀
May as well be a fossil fuel
Just buy a cheap android fusion
Model?
add me so we can race!
Can’t
bradah my pocket has flies
It’s kinda complicated
h
did the game just blow up
@vestal badger accept rq
Doesn't uk have electronic stores
Won’t let me send you the vid

There’s a really good one called Cex

and the game is stuck on not syncing
My guy I see it worth $750 at Best Buy 
No that isn’t a joke
That’s the formal name of the store
Yes it’s pronounced exactly as you think
Kinda like GameStop
Indiana has stupid taxes cause we have a famous racetrack here
More dodgy tbf
More famous then Daytona
Everything more here
me when i pronounce it as Kex
ty Indiana for being expensive
cuh ⛓️💥
Yet Ohio is one of cheapest place to live
@mystic jay did u just add me
I did
I haven't been getting any bps for the 935, it's been a while since I last got them, I'm close to 6* this
potw is such an awful track dude
It’s still there actually
hey fufu do you know what the delinquents over here call california?
I think
is vayane good?
Not Cali Im guessing
Awesome, you shall test it out while streaming
it's meh
I will tomorrow
It won't be here until like 9pm
i mean yea duh
they call it the traitor's state
And literally use it as a slang for "traitors"
It finally happened
Garage lvl 20
Is that an inherent problem cuz of the name or the history of the state
I’m clueless
History
Ah
insane pull
At your place? It will be like 2 am for me
Long story short, some of the southerns post 75 didnt like the northern gov and migrated
Hmm
and then comes the delinquents
Where?
Ah
The lore extends
Bet
beeg lore
@last dagger do we still like mosler after that
Extending the lore on Tiber stream
Yeah cause Amazon delivering it
I see
idk why it's so late every other package is in afternoon
Michael dolences
7
I will get prime video only late this year or in 2027
Depending when S3 comes out

I still wanna watch helluva boss
I saw the first few episodes and really liked it
It's on YouTube
is it off of yt now
of course
that was driver error
darn i thought the usual mosler thing happened

Hola soy nuevo en asphalt Legends algún consejo que me puedan dar
nah i messed up
cant be like that right?
atp just deliver tmrw
9:30 
porch pirates are gonna have a field day
The new season drops first on prime, and then later on in YT
Also my room is in the front so I can see when they'll arrive anyway
you think that could stop them?
yes cause no one lives out here
You talking about invincible?
No
Like half the trailers are condemned
always expect the unexpected
Helluva boss
invincible isnt officially on yt
Its snippets at most
and the trailer across from me used to be a drug house and their supposed to burn trailers if thay happens
Peak, both HB and Hazbin Hotel are waiting for S3 releases
Yeah im tripp
The owners sold it to someone
okay

yk what stops them
second amendment rights
True
ofc its the american wizards
I know where one is too
@old sedge 

Lmao he wrecked and disconnected immediately
yaoi my beloved
snoof


cedar
shame
bon
bon
sup
🗣️
🥀


charlie kirk approved
rahhhh i cant sleep
Fall
guhhhh
h
Wow how is this not filtered
I’ll send over the ASMR
that clip is low-key funny
bradah
the yaoi, its too much
LMAO
damn the toroidion won












