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go until u cant
iv watched that
ikea way only
Are the extra 10 centodieci bp's claimable at 3* or 4* ? In DS
saar im gonna redeem it
Ok
usefuluser
Anyone ?
When feel alpha, beta or gamma
69
@full laurel are you available right now? You have told me to message you in DMs yesterday in stream
wth
Am I getting banned
No

Yes. You will be banned within 1 hour.
funny car and position
canon identity crisis event
55,5
the big yahu
🥀
@jeremy clarkson
ah
why did 555 genuinely change his name on wwo
ok 🤣 .

lore
what did he just say

999
Blu spycrab 🐳
the

jquim lurking as always
👽
“Ahh driver555 my favourite femboy” -Ahmer ali (meh kitten)
jquim share the lore on how to enter D/c class ace challenge every tinme
you as well 

get lucky?
thats the one thing I don't have
idk how i kept on getting in
be a pigeon

weren't you in at one point?
uh i think we know who got banned 
r/birdsarentreal
I was in A class one, when he made the room public
I got booty bumped by 5 people at start tho
😭
Answer anyone ? I Need to know 

docs are allowed?
you got someone at least?




my beloved for gt-r

Look at this totally handsome alien god golden whale sigma moyai gaming charming individual

Anyways how you doing
well i found
in turkish youtube section

doing good

nice photoshop

😭 🙏


@kindred panther 
hai
bai

yea this mode sucks
this is why ram prices high as hell
real
so got we soon then ownbulding Porsche.
real
It’s ok
This thing ain't opening twin

918.2 saar
@zinzino06: 🤌🏼✨
what is the possibility that there will be a ds again next update?
Like this side story one?
vro
3 1's
Because it was said in the notes, that they will happening all year
You don't have any excel sheet app like google docs 
the one we had to vote on the parts.
and a chimera 
h
we're getting syndicates every single month after update 
DS has supposed to 2 per year
Just used up all my luck for the next 2 months in one go
Very readable

valid
now go remake this sexy dog catch
Throughout the year!
i wish i could record the speed too
I think I successfully keep ultima float speed at 360+
Exactly
some events shouldnt be coming every update lol
how many times have you watched this: yes
Make it every season
"will not be demanding"
this statement is regarding cars...because its hell of grind
yea
bruhhh
The question is whether Switch will be delayed again until the next update.
absolutly
when was it not delayed?
balls

dbs is b class king or not
i mean they can milk more whales
gt3rs
but the craze will be over
Jesko disappointment in SDH
thanks to gameloft not puts gt3rs
i have so much to say to it
but i will refrain myself from doing so
L
get to platinum
yay, 812 and Shelby bps
W if you ask me
plat 3 is so fun i wanna tear my hair out
Where were you during the j sh
💤
149 points left
bro wants the premium aerodynamics build
i see
then you are very close to get unbored
Any clue why this update
this is where the sf90 league starts 💔
nice wildcard @trim cargo
let me guess: Ferrari SF90 Stradale with Evo tuning
i have zero need for avj
i had carrera gt, apollo ie, onyx, 935, tsr-s to use in gold


I'm Sefya

Sorry thats the best response I can give
eek
CGT, IE, TSR-S is worse than AVJ
lowkey havent seen bng in a hot minute
Hi sefya
Onyx, depends how well you've upgrade it

true, but the average avj users braincell bouta plummet rq
@tropic karma whats this update for 265 mb , u got any clue , a hotfix or wut

Android popped update in android
Hello Mr Ninja
Hi I need a good club I am super active doing 1.5k reps easily
Currently I am having 57k reps for my current club
My garage lvl is 17
oh hell naw
Its because the Brazilian law for all thos players under 18.. they are blocked now on Android and iOS
Omgggg

So all kids from brazil will face wrath

Are there any aliens

@tropic karma
basicly yes... pratice.. they will use dad or mom ID to bypass the limitation and continue playing.
i bet that it is exactly what will happens
Did I get banned
Or just use vpn 
makes a beard with a whiteboard pen to avoid ID verification
yeah, some of them are really good but.. yeah... a law is a law
Yes.
VPN will not work as it will come from google acc or iCloud right ?
its shd work
@pure veldt need help if you are free rn
sure
No I didn’t
i need help in devel x double roundabout
Wait how? In Türkiye, the age of 15 is at risk; a ban on gaming is coming
top kb player
i knew this was coming
Cap
and you would pass ts back to me
we deserved
teenagers are toxic af

i support government for this one*
ask @yukong
i did that race better doesn't mean i am good in devel
I dunno aobut your country but here, we had a law approved about lot boxes and kid and now, no one under 18 can play games with this kind of content
💔
Same I think I crashed the server tryna do the syndicate mission loophole
I don't think the update is for that cuz I'm not in Brazil and i also got an update on Android
sure
Thanks
so many yukongs here
looks like hotfix
but hotfix for whar
sefya plz fix asphalt 
No, it will only affect me because I play car racing games
I think it is hot fix
grof up faster then
but we had one before as well
I dont think that they will put the update only for Brazilan region even if it's just to comply with our law.
Porsche collab coming
no
I hope its a hot fix
has been so many issues on Android ffs
you guys are lucky
god i am so crine on this track
i ahve 3.2gb of update in appgallery wtf
requiem enjoyer spotted 🫂
that's huawei for ya
its so good to see that ppl still have faith
Hi sefya
ayy
hello there 
tbh RE franchise enjoyer
even though I'm not familiar with old re games but eh
🫂 ^2
Anytime🥀
My thumb hurts more now
skill issue
what why
too much thumb usage
use others
wahr
Now im gonna struggle doing anything with my thumb for the next couple days
man i am so cheeks
chinese version uses old ui
global
Managed to almost break my fingernail
yikes
Because apparently im blind
are you okay?
Yeah luckily its not too bad
i have a couple of times
That is old ui
I just cannot use my thumb now because it hurts touching
Happened with me before in the toe, hurts so bad
I have one epic wild card left, should i?
The toenail just came off
how do you manage to do something like that ;-;
Pre unite is same as unite but not purple
A metal table fell on my toe
i have some weird mechanism
small bruises hurt a lot
while big wounds don't hurt one bit
😭 again I'll never unlock this car thanks alot to the stupid map👺
Lol thats weird
pre unite had mp
unite didn't
Wdym mp
WHAT
oh im so sorry that happened to you
hope it doesn't hurt asap
And about the thumb, didnt realise it was between the door
regulated mp2 was best
unite mp2 is the worst thing ever introduced
It was a couple years ago, hurt a lot but i could still walk a bit
I absolutely cannot use my thumb rn
Literally typing with my index finger and left thumb
Joystick drift 
Now i have to play asphalt on kb
that time is 7 seconds slower than a D class car time
Guys didn't we used to have special hints for blueprints
Is it still accessible
i have a very big scar on my knee because my cousin pushed me into a very sharp stair in the water park didn't even know i got hurt until others noticed the water red
the same cousin threw a brick at my head , didn't know until i noticed that my whole t-shirt got wet for no reason out of the blue
i am not human 💔
Just that if you manage to hurt your nail, press it hard otherwise it may just come off
bro has gone throught more than the jews
Oh my gosh im sorry you had to go through that

Makes sense youre alien
no need to be sorry when i never was
💀
he is still my good bro 🫂
Uh oh you banda handling seem not enough
Use ds performance
Its fun using mistral and bailey blade vs h2 and gtr
I remember a guy in my school when I was in 5th grade, he got hit by a duster on his head and didnt realise it hurted until he saw his t shirt completely red

Vanda handling at 1* isnt bad but combined with drift. You have an unknown periodic table element
Also funny using ultima against venom 
could be worse
Biggest skill issue especially with that rank
like standing in a line and a random rock from the sky head shots you
definetly didn't happen to me
Someone SS this statement, bro just admitted he's alien
skill issue
i did 1:10 with 3634 ranked car

hmmge
@pure veldt that's because of Shanghai map 👺

might have been me ngl
me and my cousin where throwing rocks to see who threw it the farthest, i won, we both trash talked and then he did the headshot thing to me
Imagine if i was the one who did it to you
Btw I remember my partner decided to throw his friend's metal bottle at him to catch, it instead hit a girl's head. Luckily she didnt get too hurt but my partner (and his friend for no reason) got suspended
Ts was hilarious
Join VC

Who gonna buy those bps?
Eww new shop
@scribbles where are you
Girl's fault for not bringing a helmet
similar incident but my classmate who got hit fainted

who will buy this
I would buy tvr
I mean tbf it wasnt a good idea to throw a metal object towards someone sitting five meters away with multiple people around him, but whatever

The poor friend got suspended too cuz he couldn't catch the bottle
You 🫵

me 
86 for max is wild
What the new update for ?
In this day and age you need hockey pads and a helmet at all times, trust me bro, proven fact
Also the one time in second grade where a boy got- eh idk if its appropriate enough to mention here
or extremely quick reflexes
Me and my friend were doing a competition on who could throw the rock on top of the building
To make some highlights and make it look like an update 
my rock broke the windows, we both ran and I blamed it on my friend
he had to pay
🔥

🔥
steal or not?
this is way common than you think here
Buy it 
@low hound are you kidding me the skill issue is real
i mean price
THIS is whaling
almost a weekly occurence
Only if you have it at max
Are they still your friend?
@twilit hare looks like my shop when i started playing get lamborghini or imports
btw bi weekly
Imma go wait for tomorrow to 2 star gallardo
steal
peak skill issue
nah it's cringing
i don't have key
bros before :)
He been my friend for a decode since then
Well I wouldnt talk to such a guy again unless i get to break their window too
@quartz dome what's whaling bro?
It could be featured in upcoming DS

Also how do yall manage to break windows
Nah, Im the issue king
1:23 💀

Peak skill issue x2
Here kids cannot break windows cuz theyre pretty high up
someone teach me devel dawg
So instead they break cars
Tbf I’m in a lobby full of 🐳
No one breaks windows, glass is getting expensive 
ye i can call skill issue this one
my worst run was 1:13.1 smth
🥳
Finally
I remember that one dude with a bmw who found a massive dent from a football
After that kids stopped playing near her parking, no idea what happened
still don't know how tf i can use this one
using agera rn
My extremely quick reflexes at work 🫡 
Not like it matters for me since I already have the key, I’m just doing it for credits
And the freebies
DAMN!
Yea what he said
same i already have key too
thx to BoS
DAMN!
Im still using ultima
help
Watching this image third time btw
Lowk B class king
☠️
mustang better
D at max
***Sometimes you have to stand on your own and help yourself ***
you gonna put a zamboni in asphalt?
okay daddy
Spend 50k S coins and get only 2 bps GT65 🥀
Not skill issue enough
pvz detected
Neurons connected poorly, activation sequence only half complete
Umm... You can use bit help 
gameloft's next DS main car
Ford Supervan would be interesting tbh
It’s meta(?) in Forza so
yes
Need 4* imperium in 2nd to last chapter
can't wait to see a COPO Camaro with 90+ handling in this game 
i liked it
Isn’t it a drag car?
ye
gameloft logic
This is so based
Oh my
Oh my days
He's saying to stand, not to kneel.... why are you calling him daddy
I've unlocked British
Hear me out, Thrust SSC, double the speed of Devel and double the accel of Evo SF 90 handles 2x worse than Ford GT
@cursive knoll had a question about gauntlet
idk fast keyboard issues
erm why did i open the chat
reddy dude what
This truck can charge tesla, but we can use anoter truck to charge this truck, and we can another truck to charge that, that way we can generate unlimited electricity 
😭
go on
why do we have so many out of context hehe clips 😭
What keyboard issue even remotely makes you write daddy
Should I gold the lykan?
fast one 
want coco's?
this one is honestly tooo devious to send
3 eip away
do it
YES
i will get banned
It keeps appearing in legend store
does the qualification times affect your matchmaking for players like if u do very good time in q can u place with pro players ?
Do it
but coco said it 
no
METH
Evil hehe
no
Japan is turning footsteps into electricity
You just join with the people who send their gauntlet time around you
i will dm, you send it
North korea is waiting to be included in war 
ok thanks for info and sry for ping
What is a hehe
dw dw, feel free to ping me
Ran out of hehe memes
i have plenty anyways
aaallrrr senddd
Ds performance weekly
💀
They wanna be included in everything
your e-kittens wants some attention man
Thanks
I think you got a discord notification 
i am aware
waiting for the day it reaches 1M
The witch got burned by hehe
CHAT
soon bro soon


you'll warned about this one


White discord
And you are a monster
Thanks for burning my eyes
yo mehawk
Yes

rate defence
Boldness is what makes you leader..... but his boldness will detain him
Goat GP car
notre, double, tunnel, water run, hell vale
How to bully someone:
lemme suck your blood before deepfried

@pure veldt podium material?

cuz it usually works for me

u cannot ban a mod. daym.
Keep torching harder.... let me cook omeletes

You'll get level 5 dengue fever then XD
doesn't matter 
XJR grand Prix so I can get free blueprints since I don't need the key because Gameloft gave me a free key when they messed up
i have such a clip dawg
@woeful matrix send that video man
but i won't send
And then you'll get sucked yourself by mosquitos
not summer yet
vamquito
theres no point in playing mp1 . plat and only TC ugh
If there ever was a Guiness world record
it resurrect after maleriya curation automatically
You maxed the derarri??
Derrari 🗣🔥
wth is that person doing

what?
bro failed English
Think mods should warn him by now?
brick car
@quartz dome @twilit hare Is this bullying
''My car is all bricked up''
''Y'all better just break dat''
I failed key oard
Yes
The game mode bullies you by making you lose despite finishing first
spelling is yet wrong🤓
Bullying
Nah I was saying if i was bullying F5 and pur with my carrera
thats also ragebait pro max ultra
i need trade coins but when i receive it from mp1/2 cards. i complain. 
My point still stands 
do anyone have televised gamer's mp2 bulli meme?
Chiron pur is quite poor tbh
Why not put your money where your mouth is
right
Bro has no money 
Well idc as long as I get a blast out of it, I KDed 5 racers in that race
i know right. i dont understand why some people say max pur sport. like hel no
bro 
@tacit mural Lemme increase your sufferings a little more, MP2 countdown?
Prolly coz that's their only above mid end S class car
fire
ugh
Max pur sport feels like a 43xx than a 4800
No
Me gonna suffer from SF90 spam in MP1
wake up 
Still you got it
which car should i add my extra cards to. B2
rich enought to buy this car
yea lol
neither

And no money afterwards
fah
@low hound
going to sleep
whar happen
🤐
aline
do you know what that guys name was that has a black hole in his pfp or whoever
need to ping him
You wanna see real bullying, well my cars are on refuel now but I'm pretty sure I can beat a ONE 1 with CCGs
@echo wasp
Wake up
Trying to wall ride when theres a turn aahheaddd
Dumbb wayyys to dieee
Wait
wrong one tho
@echo wasp ig idk too much
ty whoever you are!!
Look they were similar
Meh I just let go of the control and fell to 8th so that I can KD them to 1st

I can beat 3 evo zr1s with a huracan
not rly 😭
Thats why nobody wallrides that corner
I beat that with FXX K
absolute cinema
its a given fact bud. one:1 is meant to be beaten. and ccgs. well that car is half of s tier fighter
It was first time tbf. It wasnt it happened first time but i had to redo it 
I can beat huracans and evo zr1s with the icona
i beat them with Lancer evolution
@azure latch i need to tell you something
You cant... they def using td
Is it stock?
idk but it happened
Can anyone tell me which one is best to play with …keyboard or controller or ios? Im a new player started 3 months ago
Anyways, anyone up for MP2 countdown?
controller
ur a bit too late to be asking
also i beat any evo cars with AI

Wuss
🙂🙂
lets do
Why im late tho @twilit hare
uve beein playing for 3 months
gng 
what the f a h
saving for the future ahh 😭
Stage 5 was fun 

aliyen
Get off the game mulli
Should i touch grass now?
💀
Bro plays 25hrs/day 🙏
Lmao 
Math aint mathin
I can’t even get over 100k when I’m free that’s insane
Bruh 100k is 1 days work, you can get 7.5k rp in 5 mins
Literally the guy from the math exam who stays awake 2573 hours between point A & point B
Where to farm for best rep/min
icona is lowk fun
LP showcase I think.
Oh the thing that earns u 3x, true
5 races every 100mins
Now mostly online, i was spamming stage 5 every time i had tickets
10 tickets, 2 tickets per race, 10 min/ticket to recharge
Tokens.
50 tokens to refill
Huh?
can you touch grass
Daily pass helps, 15 tickets and 7min refill
daily pass is just bare useless now
Trying 
J sh is best way of farming
na im staying f2p
otherwise reach elder and then use some 600 rank car over and over
Same
🥀
🥀
What the hell is j sh?
SON
aventador J special hunt
Jean Shunt Hunt
Ahh yes it was awesome

lambo in winter is rare
all the snow is almost gone
So thats the 2nd car next update. C11, this, and like 5 more.
depressing
Maybe a Lego car
Rejoce!
The natural ice is gone
No. There was freezing rain -> there’s a lot of ice
Well depends on the sidewalk
The ones in photo didn’t have ice
everything depressing lowkey
Jan: lie to self
Feb: Lust
March: Depression
Being used for its purpose, kinda.
Corolla

real
Doesn't beat the red pickup truck
it's a countach obviously
Chat am i cooked?
must’ve been the wind
I remember that this thing was in the garage but now its gone if I am wrong
Noooo
Such a useless post lmao
Ye
Wait why is it thin?
I thought it only had one variant
Hewo
3 of ur lowest ranked cars and 2 of ur highest
Then
Let nature take course
Just let it happen
TD the 3 lowest ranked & tryhard the 2 highest

i did that, but the challenges that are in my options are also above 3800+ rating cars
More class D cars🗣🔥
Kia would be like low end c class
how are you 2 seconds behind a senna in ur lancer
🌩️
Stock senna
what is this
Why does this cloud have only one leg
A Kia would reach very low C max.
Due to the dogpower
1* senna vs coughing baby
why it has one leg
İ meant common not rare
Idk
its actually side view the other leg is behind
''Hello you industrious little fellows :D''
still, that guy did not know how to drive
ohhhhhh
Not really, 1:15 for 1* senna is slightly below good
Clouds have legs?
fat cloud
Yes
Then u must be a god running 1:17 in maxed lancer
with pixel sized feet
3 legs in fact
It was a 90s track but its obv outdated but thsts how its always been
Bros tag is us dollars
Interesting
why bro
Spotlight conditions are too hard
8500m ffs





Im tryna motivate you. You cant let ts slide again
That's so bs bro noway
watch me make a comback
its real
Bro your rocky and im his coach
Dawg there's NO GODDAMN WAY u can beat F12 with a damn srt8
Rocky 4 defeating drago comeback
Hello guys
Hacker naaaaa
This is way more impressive and its not staged
huh I saw a weird car logo
Cheats
Hacks
Yams
Buns
Hack
Wa wa
no
Nah
It looked like Lexus but matte black, 2 lines but not entirely straight and no name
How am i gonna cheat on switch 😭
yea
İ refuze
OK.
Hackerrrrrrrr
Blaze bro, you gotta defeat me and not let ts happen
ik man
Cheaterrrrrr
i didn't liked the syndicate event
Reason: Bad word usage
You win sometines, but you cant catch yourself lackin
İ didn't use bad word lmao
yea
fs bro
yea bro that was freaky
Blaze you beat me with the strongest d class you have I'll use bailey on twisty track if u win I'll change my name to trashasphaltplayer61
ill try
I was racing one of my co-workers at my job in a 1v1. Bro fell off the map 😭🙏🏾
Bettt
ik ill get embarrassed
That aint fair??!!
Ok uhh I'll use Lexus elec on twisty track
Give blaze a chance
That's fair now
😊
fine
Its his best car
İt's even worse car
"Give Blaze a chance" pulls out the fastest S class car on sight
I beat him with srt8 vro you will be fine
ybtcf4

ill kick him
hehe
So

Should i invite you or you invite me
ybtcf4
Ill join in the race for fun. Ill use the most hated car. The Mazda Furai
k
Give blaze a chance man
He using strongest d class he have I'll use Lexus elec concept
Aight
who was that guy who beat tuatara uh
Strongest d class he have*
Its more fair to use a worse car
Ill use an D class
Bro
ok i forgor
Do y'all have Lexus electric concept
He does
Holy buns handling
nah only have the lfa
You have superfast, and gallardo
yea
@quartz dome join and spectate
just buy a pack
Give code
Switch needs to charge so i cant. Im having downtime atm
k np
Bett
Wsg
(not wanting to race now just lookin in here)
hold up ill stream in v1
Yea
hows it going? ze races
ur not in
too epic moment
nope
Ikik gimmie a sec
Last night...
@quartz dome hold up ill stream in v1
Dexter is me
Hello i would like to know how many stars is (minimum) required of the FV in DS
ready up
60000
3 stars
gng... is that lexus even legal ?? we in D class :crying:
cro what even is your sleep schedule
Thank you
its ok
ill change next race
if I sleep I sleep
fair enough
@fickle terrace ready
Trust me it has a ahh handling
same. ill use my fastest or up to ur speed to be fair
typical huster behavior
Kay
@blaze hows it going
not started
Oh
im streaming in v1
When start
Ah right
ur not ready
Wdym
I will motivate you in dms
it says ur car invalid lol
that aint getting me through if my skill is ahhhh
Ready
wow thanks
what class we doin now
İnfinity wasn't a great choice ig
d only
this car is




