🏎・general

[cursive knoll]

here is your challenge

no

[cloud goblet]

Maybe later

Duty called irl

[heady shuttle]

take mine, but get your own fuel

[cursive knoll]

same for me

🫂

see you soon bud

[pale silo]

Look guys

The gqme closed me fucckkk

[outer ledge]

Gimme dat yesko

[keen zephyr]

nice bypass

[outer ledge]

Dude are you Speedrunning ban here?

[pale silo]

No

[restive tusk]

nicoelblecus has been warned

Reason: bypassing swear filter

[heady shuttle]

just gave it away, but here is my other one. still gotta get your own fuel tho

[outer ledge]

Fuel doesn't matter, now gimme dat

[turbid tendon]

Hey guys, is it worth getting the Pagani Zonda HP Barchetta?

[frigid vessel]

Store refreshes

[bleak bluff]

?

[frigid vessel]

60k+

[modern parcel]

what

[frigid vessel]

R u a new player?

[bleak bluff]

maybe

[bleak bluff]

nahh

[cloud goblet]

72k

[bleak bluff]

75k+ i reckon

[opal pilot]

gold absolut huh

[torpid stirrup]

I can rest till this weekend when lobbies are more livelier

[keen zephyr]

cortis, did you do 1:15 in xjr9 Q1 lobby

[cerulean cave]

Going all out on BOS (including main car) is now a bad Idea

[dense pollen]

Just observed it, this was the most charitable event in terms of bps, can you guess it??

[opal pilot]

yes, sandbagging

[cloud goblet]

if you have no car max in the pack ye

[opal pilot]

ish

i don’t wanna get Q1 or Q2

i got a 1:12:06 smth in practice

[cloud goblet]

but if they do nevera R bos i will go for it, i want to max midera

[vocal hollow]

Suffering in Mp1 is peak

[opal pilot]

ai color ahh car

[echo quarry]

The modificata mayhem

[keen zephyr]

is that 499p mayhem?

[echo quarry]

Stop copy me

[vocal hollow]

the AMG GT Black Series linked event.

[vocal hollow]

I got other aaah colors than this.

[echo quarry]

Impossible look at epic amount there are more cars

[torpid stirrup]

In terms of bps rewards, the 2 first spotlights are quite generous (easter and speed fest)

[unique pewter]

ngl if they do Nevera R + One:1 + Centodieci I would spend

[cloud goblet]

i wouldn't

i need 1 car max

3 non max in one pack no bueno

[unique pewter]

only the total bps matter no?

[vocal hollow]

then what other events including AMG GT key recently?

[echo quarry]

Easter = 5 golden cars

[torpid stirrup]

2 cars are good for gauntlet, not a bad choice

[unique pewter]

you already have 3* R 4* Cento 2* One:1 or something

[cloud goblet]

ye but i wouldn't want to max all those 3

just the r

[unique pewter]

[cloud goblet]

i can get unlucky and max the other 2 first

that would hurt

[green steeple]

Hi everyone

[echo quarry]

He sais itwas generous thats why i said the modificata mayhem

[lucid wharf]

Who got spare 5k tokens

[cursive knoll]

||me who totally didn't spend 40k to get lvn when i had nevera gold beforehand and still couldn't get plethore 6* ||

[torpid stirrup]

The nevera R is like the 21c, gauntlet only car
Some tracks it can do better than 21c, some it can't

[left night]

hi jason

[cloud goblet]

how?

[dense pollen]

Yes, this is the only event sadly

[cloud goblet]

i maxed all 3 with like 30k

and none were max

[cursive knoll]

luck

[keen zephyr]

uh no, I first thought of the 3 SEs that last 7 days consecutively, but it doesn't make sense since the conditions aren't that many

[cloud goblet]

shame that won't happen again, rip 20%

[dense pollen]

Don't use big brain my guy

[cyan sail]

first bps for sabre nice

[cursive knoll]

need 50k for doing the same now xD

[torpid stirrup]

Sf90 evo event and gemera are the reason for multipack nerf

[cursive knoll]

I spent on a lot of packs last year

[cloud goblet]

i stacked up last year

multipacks were bonkers

[cursive knoll]

gt3rs, sf90, gemera,summer bos, winter BOS,kimera

[echo quarry]

The modificata had only one key car generous and look at bps amount insane

So 100% sure is the 1st mayhem

[cursive knoll]

maxed every single pack apart from plethore

winter BOS was a tragedy

40k for 280 smth blueprints

like BRUH

[cyan sail]

😱 7 mins

[keen zephyr]

well yes but the first thing I think of that features the amg key is that 3 small SEs

[torpid stirrup]

Don't forget last year's discord mods event
I regret not going for cc850

[echo quarry]

Wich one ?

[twilit hare]

anyone knows what is there for this years af?

[cursive knoll]

my grg would make a guy from 2022 die

but it holds no value now

[keen zephyr]

It was a very while ago, after 499p mayhem that the only thing I’m sure

[echo quarry]

Ah yes i got the key from there

[modern parcel]

what is the best car

[left night]

why 1W is not open

[cursive knoll]

2022 whale aah garage

[cloud goblet]

absolut

sadly

[oak hill]

Golden god whalien

[dense pollen]

I had tragedy too, spent 6+ in this game and still not enough to own the car

[cloud goblet]

idk i skipped it back then thinking it'll return

[elfin shuttle]

me wishing I had at leats one of those cars

[green steeple]

My garage if you like to have a look

[cursive knoll]

max jesko, max sf90, gold nevera, chiron, ultima, max speedtail,max regera, trion,max gemera and max lvn

a whale from 2022 would have a seizure by that grg

[oak hill]

HO freaking LY

😭

@green steeple what's ur job

😭

[dense pollen]

Even after playing for years Why can't i own this??

[cyan sail]

[elfin shuttle]

give cars

[dense pollen]

Btw plethore situation is like this

[green steeple]

I'm full time care for my son he's in a wheelchair

[dense pollen]

After BOS

[chrome surge]

Golden whale final boss alien fr

[oak hill]

Oh man:( how did that happen

[green steeple]

He 22 and born that way

[chrome surge]

That's quite unfortunate to hear and hope he gets better and improves but really though what do you do for a living?

[cloud goblet]

Just curious what about your income where does it come from

If u full-time busy

[steel summit]

Delete, useless garage

[cloud goblet]

Show yours

Like actual yours not some bought one or shared

[steel summit]

[chrome surge]

Don't evade, show now

[green steeple]

Well he good but sorry to say he never walk again but he goes to disabled college

[steel summit]

Ok wait

[plush gust]

🥺

[frozen ibex]

LETS GO

[chrome surge]

🫵 👽 💯

[tame kernel]

wsg yall

[plush gust]

no

[green steeple]

I got my savings dont forget im 57 hehe the money he get its for him

[tame kernel]

man united mad respect man

[cloud goblet]

Damn time flies

[tame kernel]

🙏

[cloud goblet]

I left you at 54

[tame kernel]

next year we winnign the prem

[chrome surge]

I'm crappier than a 57 year old in my prime in a racing game, wow! Imagine that

[cloud goblet]

Why we grow old i changed the decade as well

[oak hill]

Do you play any other games except asphalt?

[opal pilot]

greetings ladies

[oak hill]

Heyyyyyy

[opal pilot]

howdy

[oak hill]

~

[oak hill]

I'm boredddd

[cloud goblet]

Btw we're getting Porsche spotlight

[green steeple]

No just asphalt

[opal pilot]

3* OC Mission R is kinda OP for mp rn

[opal pilot]

aren’t we all

[tame kernel]

my best car was the mclaren gt 😭

[opal pilot]

fr?

holy

[cloud goblet]

Yes

[opal pilot]

i can finally 4* my mission r

[tame kernel]

u play fifa unc

[oak hill]

I'm bored from too much free time

[steel summit]

[opal pilot]

why is this so real

[tame kernel]

job

[opal pilot]

AAAAA

[green steeple]

No

[tame kernel]

u jus have every car atp

[steel summit]

No

[oak hill]

I'm in highschool bro 😭

[sour herald]

which ones, or not allowed to tell

[opal pilot]

me too brotato

[tame kernel]

same but i got a summer internship

[cloud goblet]

Not bad, good stuff

[opal pilot]

im guessing the mystery porsche is gonna be revealed then

[chrome surge]

Donate some free time to me and you can have my work time

[cloud goblet]

Idk which

[tame kernel]

almost every one

[oak hill]

I'm not allowed to get one e

[green steeple]

Let's hope thay do

[steel summit]

Thank

[heady shuttle]

Let me guess. Thats porsche of Legends thing we could vote for is main car?

[tame kernel]

🙏

[oak hill]

I'd love to do something productive right now, I'm not even joking

[tame kernel]

why?

[opal pilot]

whale. whale. whale.

[steel summit]

I got all the cars I want, so meh I am happy guy

[steel summit]

[tame kernel]

yeah ig

[prime kelp]

what year are you in high school

[sour herald]

i just want to unlock gt2

[chrome surge]

I'll give you 5 cents to make me 50 sheets of excel

[opal pilot]

i wanna 4* my mission r

[steel summit]

I no whale

[echo quarry]

Next update ?

[opal pilot]

whale

[steel summit]

No

How

[opal pilot]

whale

[steel summit]

Yet wont even explain how-

[opal pilot]

2 years from now

[oak hill]

Ion know how to excel

[opal pilot]

trust

[dusky musk]

Stockpiling for the eventual golding of this thing

[opal pilot]

real

[opal pilot]

okay bradar.

whale

[chrome surge]

Well you did say productive, so you can use the skill trust

[echo quarry]

Ah yes after they add more 911 clones

[keen zephyr]

So the 1:15.6 is not you?

[opal pilot]

that is me

its me sandbagging it

i just don’t want q1 or q2

[steel summit]

[opal pilot]

i got uh

[dark garden]

[opal pilot]

1:12:06

on the practice run

[opal pilot]

holy how many people have it at that damn rank

geez

[echo quarry]

1.11.987 good ? can i go t4 ?

[echo quarry]

Old car

[oak hill]

Do you have anything which requires problem solving

[keen zephyr]

Uh. A lot

[opal pilot]

but still

mines only 2*

[opal pilot]

gawhdayum

well atleast most people seem to

not be able to drive it

its damn accel though

😭

[keen zephyr]

You risking to be drop off the top 10 btw

[opal pilot]

true true

i’ll aim for 1:13.5

[opal pilot]

you’re actually able to take most turns with the xjr-9 without drifting or nitro

i recently learned that

well i already knew but

yk

pretty useful to shockwave out of a no speed loss turn

[chrome surge]

Like what? Maths, yeah I do but I can do those myself cause I can and I have to but the projects are the real pain

[cloud goblet]

Yes

[cloud goblet]

Maybe, I don't have visibility on the event

[daring dome]

Im in top 2 of my division, how do i keep that place?

[oak hill]

How would I know like what, I'm asking you

[heady shuttle]

Where did you hear it were getting porsche spotlight? Did gl just tell the discord mods or something?

[cloud goblet]

I just leaked

Enjoy

[heady shuttle]

Should have expected that

[cloud goblet]

Jk boost said it today in the ace challenge

[lavish jewel]

.....

[heady shuttle]

Ohh, yeah i missed that

[unique pewter]

if next update has the porclight

[chrome surge]

Well I don't know what you even know in the 1st place hence I don't know what to tell you what problems I have unless i know exactly what you know then you can know what I know....so many knows...oh boy

[unique pewter]

safe to assume that's when the porsche ?????? will be added

[cloud goblet]

@lavish geyser i posted the kitten in #🐈・pets

[oak hill]

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and freaking died

[cloud goblet]

Hello again racist

[chrome surge]

[cloud goblet]

[chrome surge]

nice nickname

Life is a race and I'm a racist

[cloud goblet]

Out of context fits

[chrome surge]

💀

My luck is just that

[silk warren]

Im sad.

[oak hill]

Can I be the light in your world

[cloud goblet]

Why

[oak hill]

:3<

[chrome surge]

Say, what's the best Porsche in game?

[silk warren]

Tried to Ace Challenge, got completely destroyed.

[oak hill]

McLaren senna

[chrome surge]

Yeah true true

[silk warren]

911 gt3 rs

[chrome surge]

So real

[loud flint]

935 I would think

Or 918

[chrome surge]

918 spyder?

[oak hill]

It's clearly

Porsche venom f5

[loud flint]

Yea. Right amount of skill

[loud flint]

Ah yes I forgor

[oak hill]

No amount of skill is saving you from oc gt3 rs or 935 cro

[cloud goblet]

It's okay happens. At least you had the opportunity to join. It's hard to get in

[chrome surge]

Bruh I have it then, just need to max it but it feels not that good while driving comapred to the Carrera at 3*

[loud flint]

Yea ok

[oak hill]

My opinion it is infact carrera

[oak hill]

Unrelated pic

[loud flint]

Skill>>>>no skill

[chrome surge]

Stop flexing your F5, I'm just a trash soul in a lost game, have mercy

[oak hill]

What

😭

[chrome surge]

Be gone

[loud flint]

Woah

[oak hill]

Buddy I don't even have a 918

[silk warren]

Make sense. I have been on and off with Asphalt lately.

[loud flint]

That went south real quick

[chrome surge]

Blame Hehe, he dubbed me racist

[oak hill]

Roses are red
Cactuses are prickly
Holy hell
That escalated quickly

[chrome surge]

So, i'm acting like one

[cloud goblet]

But you were exhibiting racism earlier today

[loud flint]

My guy

That’s not a reason to suddenly be one

[unique pewter]

with the utopee unlocked today I now have all paganis in game

[loud flint]

Also, ppl can call you names, doesn’t mean they’re true, I mean, Devs call us players Legends and I only see a few in the game so….

[cloud goblet]

Don't worry it's just a joke

[loud flint]

All good

[cloud goblet]

He said indians are the most unemployed people

[oak hill]

@loud flint is a stupid goober

[cloud goblet]

So I said he's racist

[loud flint]

[loud flint]

Sometimes

But that’s only partially true

[chrome surge]

In what world was I exhibiting any sort of racism brother? if anything i was racist towards asphalt stating that Asphalt=unemployment and google just so happens to mention India on both occasions, honestly i would've taken any other xyz country in its place😭 🙏

[cloud goblet]

Relax

[oak hill]

All of them are employed in the "hello I'm bank calling" business ❤️‍🩹

[cloud goblet]

No one is racist

[loud flint]

[oak hill]

It's a joke broski

[cloud goblet]

Ok now that's racism

[oak hill]

[cloud goblet]

[loud flint]

[oak hill]

:Whar:

Corrupt

[cloud goblet]

Where's the hammer

[loud flint]

🔨

Here ya go

[lavish geyser]

Hammer time

[oak hill]

Ow-

That hurt 🤕

[sharp raven]

people call you racist
but they never call you a liar

[loud flint]

I didn’t swing it, Hehe did

[cloud goblet]

Check pets

[loud flint]

I prefer to use a scythe

[oak hill]

I think you told the quote wrong man😭

[sharp raven]

anyways nice day we're having

[loud flint]

[cloud goblet]

Yes I don't like lying

[fierce pier]

i use my phone in dark mode so it can run faster …
Also all the cars are black in ALU so they can run faster

[oak hill]

Everyone calls you racist except a liar

[loud flint]

Woah

[oak hill]

Racist

⚒️

[chrome surge]

Idk man this racism stuff is so much feared that anyone nowadays gets tagged with it even among my classmates, i mean come on bro, just because you are wrong and me pointing you the mistake and guiding you doesn't make me a racist

[oak hill]

🛠️

[loud flint]

Ez there my guy

[sharp raven]

this is just edgy

[oak hill]

Don't take it to heart ❤️

[lavish geyser]

Hehe never lies

[cloud goblet]

I lied

[oak hill]

Because hehe is golden god whalien

[chrome surge]

Idk if it's a genz stuff and I'm too much of an uncle to comprehend but this does affect people around you

[loud flint]

W pic

[cloud goblet]

How old r you

No way u unc

[chrome surge]

20

[loud flint]

WOA

[cloud goblet]

Ye not unc

[loud flint]

20 is Gen Z

[oak hill]

What about this

[loud flint]

[loud flint]

AYO?

[oak hill]

[dark garden]

[sharp raven]

hiding timezone is crazy work

[cloud goblet]

He's indian

Idk why he hides it

[oak hill]

Can you just appreciate the view

[sharp raven]

thats the fun part

[oak hill]

[loud flint]

Chat getting wild

[oak hill]

Racist

[vocal hollow]

77

[cloud goblet]

We all know u hiding extra 30'min there

[vocal hollow]

oops

[oak hill]

Woahhh

[cloud goblet]

How am i racist

[oak hill]

This cured my autism

[cloud goblet]

Ur indian

[loud flint]

Uhhh

[chrome surge]

Exactly and even so, I don't know 98% of the terms all the other regular 20 y/o blabbers on about like what the hell is aura farming, they be all up my case saying this stuff every time I get full marks in a test

[loud flint]

That’s because Gen Alpha made new ones

Gen Alpha is like 15 and younger dude

[chrome surge]

😵‍💫

[loud flint]

And some Gen Z caught on

Believe me I know

[oak hill]

Isn't hen alpha 13

[loud flint]

I got 2 siblings in Alpha

It’s great🥀 🥀 🥀

[oak hill]

These are literally made by gen Z

[vocal hollow]

15 is too much, should be 12 or smth

[oak hill]

I got 2 cousins in gen beta

[fierce pier]

Everyone is racist

[loud flint]

Still in testing

[sharp raven]

crazy that genz is the last generation with normal childhoods

[twilit hare]

[twilit hare]

not rly

[azure latch]

normal isnt the right word i'd use

[loud flint]

Real. Only 10% of us know cursive

[chrome surge]

And my nosy lil bro keeps eating my head all day with stupid 67, 67...argh chants and I don't know what is up with that

[loud flint]

[sharp raven]

i mean it kinda is

[oak hill]

Detox-ed childhood

[twilit hare]

aw hn

[sharp raven]

alpha is already corrupted by the new age of technology

[loud flint]

Real

[twilit hare]

tru

[azure latch]

detoxed is definitely not the right word

[dense dune]

[sharp raven]

and the new cartoons are wack

[loud flint]

I actually still play outside

[wheat ferry]

[oak hill]

Racist

[sharp raven]

bring back old nickelodeon and cartoon network

[oak hill]

Ok I'll stop

Bye

[azure latch]

uh what

[fierce pier]

No keep going

[oak hill]

Cartoon network is peak yo

[azure latch]

theyre not ready for that

[cloud goblet]

Nu uh

[loud flint]

Bring back picking up a stick in the woods with ya bois and suddenly it’s a medieval battle simulator

[azure latch]

just let them stick with tung tung tung sahur or whatever other brainrot is ubiquitous in their yt search history

[oak hill]

Did y'all watch that one russian cartoon

[chrome surge]

Last time I played outside I sent 2 to the nurses office in soccer

[oak hill]

I forgot the name

[oak hill]

💀

[cloud goblet]

Hawk tuah

[dark garden]

.

[chrome surge]

[sharp raven]

real

[loud flint]

VHS movies

I still have some

[azure latch]

rose and fell as fast as her cryptocurrency

[loud flint]

And a player for them

[cloud goblet]

Back in the day i play football outside with the other kids and now gen whatever number are getting groomed on Roblox

[oak hill]

Doge coin

[cloud goblet]

Wild world we live in

[sharp raven]

she apparently came back by selling her body now

[azure latch]

when was this lmao

[sharp raven]

because thats the new course of action for any half famous woman nowadays

[azure latch]

surprised this didnt happen sooner

[azure latch]

real

[loud flint]

Back in my day, we would play tag at the park for hours and not be tired, now Alpha has to mow the lawn (which is small) and they dying of “hard work”

[loud flint]

World is suffering 🥀

[cloud goblet]

Back in my day we hunt dinosaurs for fun

[chrome surge]

Wait how do you know of that stupid tung tung or whatevs, thought my lil bro only did this to bug me

[loud flint]

Back in my day, we’d dress up one of our friends as the Dino, and hunt him with nerf blasters

Peak days

[sharp raven]

im actually not sure

[chrome surge]

Proof Hehe lived among us from prehistoric ages and hence a true👽

[cloud goblet]

Reminds me of purple dino what was his name

[sharp raven]

i just know i saw some vid that she resurfaced after the crypto rugpull and now has a link in bio

[cloud goblet]

Barney?

[loud flint]

[cloud goblet]

Or sth

[chrome surge]

Yes

Barney

That purple dino

[loud flint]

[sharp raven]

barney was always so weird

[loud flint]

Prepare for battle fellas

[sharp raven]

thats not how dinosaurs looked like

[azure latch]

i've obviously seen it because its literally everywhere

[loud flint]

We hunting that Dino again, here Hehe, put on this costume

[azure latch]

D tier ball knowledge

[loud flint]

Get ya Nerf blasters fellas, it’s hunting time

[chrome surge]

Maybe I should keep track of what's he doing and watching

[dark garden]

its already over 🫡

[chrome surge]

Nah...nothing but a good old elder brother wrestling beatdown can't fix

[loud flint]

2000-2013 were some peak yrs imo

[cloud goblet]

How do you know how they look like

Did you live with them

[loud flint]

Do chickens count?

[cloud goblet]

No

[loud flint]

Oh🥀

[sharp raven]

your age isnt far off you should know

[chrome surge]

Chickens are actually dinos

[cloud goblet]

I'm asking you

[loud flint]

BOY

Chickens are Birbs

[chrome surge]

Birds are glorified reptiles

[loud flint]

That’s different

[chrome surge]

[loud flint]

Birbs

Not birds

[sharp raven]

i have a friend who always started giving cool talks about dinosaurs when he got drunk

[chrome surge]

Yeah so you ate a Trex new gen in the form of a chicken, be proud lol

[loud flint]

Back to AL

[chrome surge]

Change that paintjob SON

[sharp raven]

apparently hyundai are gonna be making 10 n visions irl

from the concept

[loud flint]

Oooo

I’ll take one

[sharp raven]

i'll support the gofundme

[loud flint]

No. Pink= funny

[dense dune]

[chrome surge]

pink = 🤢 🤮

[loud flint]

My Aeon is also pink @chrome surge

[chrome surge]

🤢

[dark garden]

[loud flint]

Unfortunately, I can’t change Aeon color

[pallid loom]

@arctic olive hi

[loud flint]

My friend owns my Aeon and he wants it pink 🥀

[dense dune]

[loud flint]

Kedric

[dense dune]

ray

[chrome surge]

How does your friend own YOUR Aeon in YOUR game

[loud flint]

You gonna go get a N vision?

[dense dune]

in game or irl?

[loud flint]

Cause he’s my friend, I have certain cars that i dedicated to my friends

Aeon belongs to him

[chrome surge]

Peak frship fr

[loud flint]

great question

Irl

[dense dune]

💀

[chrome surge]

Think he's got enough dough to afford irl

[loud flint]

Yea

[dense dune]

Nuh uh

[chrome surge]

Yeah

[loud flint]

If we all pitch in together, we might be able to afford one

[cloud goblet]

Yo Cedric

[loud flint]

[chrome surge]

You do

[dense dune]

whar

[cloud goblet]

Happy birthday my g

[loud flint]

Imagine getting the entire discord server together to help pay for one person’s Hyundai

[dense dune]

??

[cloud goblet]

Wot

[loud flint]

[chrome surge]

Bruh in this economy even a 1000 Hehes worth of irl cash can't even buy you a lancer

[cloud goblet]

You trade with humans?

That's illegal

[loud flint]

Woah

That’s ummm

[sharp raven]

is it october yet

[cloud goblet]

Yeah

Yesterday was 3 October

[chrome surge]

I trade with Hehes and who said they were humans, i trade with alien organs only

[cloud goblet]

Today 3 November

[loud flint]

I thought it was June

[dense dune]

[sharp raven]

how fast the time flies

[loud flint]

Wharr

[dense dune]

i thought we were in December 💔

[cloud goblet]

Tomorrow

[chrome surge]

What?

[junior raven]

Tomorrow is December

[cloud goblet]

12/3

[loud flint]

Cheese

[dense dune]

[sharp raven]

whats on friday

[chrome surge]

Think bro woke up from cryo sleep

[sharp raven]

im afraid to ask

[junior raven]

The 13th month

[dense dune]

January

[chrome surge]

💀

[loud flint]

Umm, I have a lunch with someone. Going to a burger joint

[sharp raven]

friday the 13th

[cloud goblet]

Cheap ahh date

[chrome surge]

don't go under a ladder

[cloud goblet]

Who eats at Burger joints with someone

[loud flint]

Not a date. Important business meeting

[cloud goblet]

Even worse

Business meeting in burger shop?

[junior raven]

Tredecember

[loud flint]

Yes. I love my burgers

[dense dune]

🍔

[junior raven]

Based off of Tredecim

[loud flint]

MERICA

[chrome surge]

Honestly i would love meetings to be held in burger joints

[cloud goblet]

U wouldn't

There will be screaming kids

[loud flint]

Hehe scarred

[cloud goblet]

Bad smell

Lotta noise

[chrome surge]

Don't care as long as I get to fill my stomach

[loud flint]

Hehe, your experience is obviously different than the ones here in AK

[cloud goblet]

You don't have kids in ak?

[loud flint]

Our burger joints are actually very nice. I’m not talking about McDonald’s

[sharp raven]

to his defense only polar bears live in alaska

they arent very fond of burgers

[loud flint]

We do, most families don’t eat at nice joints

Or at least with younger kids

[junior raven]

Don’t tell me the meat is now mystery meat

[loud flint]

You’ll find them at Dairy Queen and McDonald’s

[cloud goblet]

I have an idea, how about a business meeting in some office

[loud flint]

Contrary to popular belief, we actually don’t have polar bears up here

[chrome surge]

Boring

[loud flint]

[cloud goblet]

Or a co-working space

[sharp raven]

mcdonalds meat has always been mystery "meat"

[chrome surge]

Bland

[cloud goblet]

Who does business work in burger shops

[sharp raven]

sounds like something a polar bear would say

[loud flint]

@pure plaza

[junior raven]

I was thinking BK but that’s also true

[loud flint]

Not business work, just a meeting. Like “how you liking your job, etc”

[dusky rain]

😆

[cloud goblet]

I like it with extra ketchup and large soda

Ahh meeting

[chrome surge]

If you told me to choose between a boring office environment with just plain coffee and sandwiches or a burger joint with a jumbo burger, i'd pick the 2nd

[loud flint]

Ketchup 🚫

Disgusting

[junior raven]

Imagine being in a meeting and your coworker asks for a ketchup milkshake

[hollow prism]

How many stars does the Rimac gotta be to finish? Just the 3 stars thats on here?

[cloud goblet]

Yeah and in one year you'll weigh the double

[junior raven]

Thats full 2* I think

[loud flint]

I’d genuinely start to question humankind

[junior raven]

There are people

[cloud goblet]

3 star and stage 7 upgrades iirc

[loud flint]

And then there are people

[junior raven]

Oh really

[loud flint]

People vs people

[junior raven]

That means some are fake

[loud flint]

Very real

[chrome surge]

I have reverse metabolism Sir, went from 82 kilos to 73 in 3 moths sitting at my desk virtually doing nothing

[cloud goblet]

Once you hit 30 you can't flex that anymore

[loud flint]

Unfortunately

Watch me still pound burgers and not gain anything cause my genes won’t let me🥀

[junior raven]

Real flex is waking up without a random injury

[chrome surge]

Why are you sounding like my parents, they say the same thing😭

[loud flint]

Without back problems

[junior raven]

Yeah

[cloud goblet]

Cuz it's true

[loud flint]

Cause it’s how we are

[chrome surge]

Welll

ah

Yeah I got nothing

🥀

Damn

[loud flint]

Cant deny being human

[chrome surge]

Even my docs told me to work out

[sharp raven]

you are 19 fufu

or 20

[loud flint]

He’s 19

[dusky rain]

Title: Revamping Asphalt Legends Unite: 🚗 Introducing Two New, Exciting Game Modes!
Mode 1: The Endless Drive (Assetto Corsa Style) * Concept: A permanent, straight highway that NEVER ends, featuring dense, unpredictable AI traffic. Players weave through vehicles for points based on near-miss proximity and distance.
Why? Pure handling skill and relaxation away from MP chaos. Perfect for testing and "no hesitation" weaving that players love! (Attached: Visual Mockup 1)
Mode 2: 1v1 Sydney Roll Racing / Drag Strip
Concept: A weekly/mission event focused on raw horsepower and perfect timing. 1v1 battles on a dead-straight track (like the Sydney Drag Strip) with starting lights.
Why? Highlights car stats that often get ignored on curvy tracks. Pure speed. Pure rivalry. (Attached: Visual Mockup 2)
Let's make @Gameloft listen to what the community wants! Hit ✅ if you agree!

These are great events; I hope they reach the developers.

[sharp raven]

soon 20

[chrome surge]

🔨

[junior raven]

No thanks wall of Text

[loud flint]

holy YAP

[junior raven]

You’re not wrong

[chrome surge]

Why must you??

Yap

[junior raven]

However my line of work automatically jumps my biological clock to 50

[chrome surge]

[junior raven]

Chronic back pain yay

[bleak osprey]

[modern parcel]

what is going on

[junior raven]

Mekanik

[loud flint]

I sit a computer and edit things. But a walk around this massive building and stepping outside really helps. Try it

[bleak osprey]

im a mekanik

🔥

[junior raven]

Mekanik

Go use Time Machine

[loud flint]

Mek-can-ick

[junior raven]

[chrome surge]

I do too all day long but well only thing I do is sit, sleep, wake up, sit again🥀

[junior raven]

I usually do this on my lunch break

[loud flint]

Air up here in AK is so refreshing

If I recall, it’s the second cleanest

In United States

[junior raven]

If I get distracted from line of thought mid job it’s kinda hard to get back on it

Just ignore the breaks in between

[dusky rain]

How can I talk to the developers to add the events I told you about?

[sharp raven]

for now

[cloud goblet]

Flexing air is not something I expected, u guys don't have clean air everywhere?

[chrome surge]

AK stands for Alaska?

[junior raven]

#1139169751806005349

[loud flint]

Oh definitely not

[sharp raven]

alaska47

[loud flint]

Absolutely dude

[junior raven]

Air is air

[chrome surge]

Haha brother you wouldn't last a month in my region

[cloud goblet]

Do you live in swamp

[chrome surge]

Worse

A swamp is better

[loud flint]

New York if I recall correctly has the worst air in United States

[cloud goblet]

[turbid bridge]

Matchmaking successful...

Out of 7 players, 5 got disconnected...

Me and this guy

[junior raven]

Shrek’s house

[sharp raven]

swamps actually have clean air

[loud flint]

That stuff is toxic

[junior raven]

Blud lives in shrek’s yard

[chrome surge]

Smell of burning chemicals, dusty skies, no trees as far as the eyes could seee, ah yes the good life indeed

[sharp raven]

as a general rule if you cant see stars in a clear sky at night the air is not clean

[cloud goblet]

People live in ny? I thought they go to take pics in time square and eat five guys pizza only

[junior raven]

Five guys has pizza?

[sharp raven]

ny has five guys?

[chrome surge]

How do I know if the night is clear or not, there's always smoke or clouds

[junior raven]

Has five NY guys?

[sharp raven]

smoke kinda implies unclean air

just kinda

[junior raven]

Look up bro

Just

[cloud goblet]

Five ny guys

[junior raven]

Look at the stars

Can you see them

[chrome surge]

Idk if it's smoke or clouds but no star whatsoever

[junior raven]

[chrome surge]

Never been any

[sharp raven]

cooked

[cloud goblet]

Well you siad it's worse than swamp

Why did u expect to see anything

[junior raven]

Okay who set off the wario fart over there

[chrome surge]

Heck no moon either

[junior raven]

Wait so

It’s just pitch black?

[sharp raven]

make sure to open the window before you look up

[chrome surge]

Only some green, reddish lights from tall smoking towers

[junior raven]

[trail prism]

What's good pack

[cloud goblet]

Time to move out

[trail prism]

Ok

[cloud goblet]

None

[junior raven]

I could see the stars in India

They were faint but

I could see a few

[trail prism]

You're not an alpha 🥀

[chrome surge]

Blud I live on an 8 storeyed apartment and can't see any stars from the roof🥀

[sharp raven]

looking at the night sky when hiking/camping is a true wake up call

[cloud goblet]

Thank God

[trail prism]

[junior raven]

The stars look so pretty no matter where

[sharp raven]

makes you realize how dirty the cities are

[chrome surge]

Can't. Stuck coz of work🥀

[junior raven]

Are they clear back in your home country

[sharp raven]

depends on where

[trail prism]

That's why india and Chicago tracks aren't placed in the middle of the cities

[sharp raven]

in the city no

[junior raven]

Mmm

Your house

[cloud goblet]

Nothing beats 5 am air

[sharp raven]

i mean i can see plenty of stars but its nothing like in nature

[chrome surge]

Too busy sleeping then

[junior raven]

Ice cold 6am water

[junior raven]

Mmm

[sharp raven]

fresh rain smell

[junior raven]

Better than nowt

[cloud goblet]

Fresh cow manure

Or sheep

[sharp raven]

im not indian

[junior raven]

Fresh sheep

[chrome surge]

Don't you live in Spain? Thought the atmosphere there was a million times better

[trail prism]

[junior raven]

I said home country

[cloud goblet]

Racism

[junior raven]

Not Spain

[cloud goblet]

Holy

Chat do we ban him

[sharp raven]

wdym racism

[trail prism]

But was he wrong?

[junior raven]

Warn him

[chrome surge]

Hehe racism arc

[trail prism]

[junior raven]

[chrome surge]

[trail prism]

Was he wlong

[cloud goblet]

He learnt from you

[chrome surge]

🥀

[sharp raven]

its most common in those regions

[trail prism]

He's noticing chat

[cloud goblet]

It's common whenever there are animals

[sharp raven]

spain is actually quite clean, at least where i live

[junior raven]

Its pretty common in the cities

[chrome surge]

Is it racist if I see a vanda in race and only try to KD it instead of looking to win the race🥹

[junior raven]

There’s just, cows walking around

[trail prism]

Not anymore since...

[cloud goblet]

Yep that's also racism

[junior raven]

And they do the deed everywhere

[junior raven]

Can you see the stars rn

It’s 8:35pm over there I think

[chrome surge]

Bro I think I might be a natural racist, time to purify

[sharp raven]

is it racist if i 360 the cars in dark colors but not the cars in light colors

[junior raven]

A what

[junior raven]

Yes

[cloud goblet]

Yes

[junior raven]

Wait, no

[sharp raven]

aw man

car lives matter

[junior raven]

This is a paradox

[chrome surge]

Is it racist if I play AL only on holidays and not on week days?

[strong berry]

codes?

[junior raven]

Asphaltlegobmw

if it still works

[cloud goblet]

No that's just being unfortunate

Imagine not playing al daily

[junior raven]

How did you get racism from this

[loud flint]

Real

[sharp raven]

yes

[junior raven]

[chrome surge]

Then that means my folks are racists lmao

Oh wait

[loud flint]

Oh NAHH

[junior raven]

Pardon

[cloud goblet]

So much racism today

[chrome surge]

[sharp raven]

its been 84 years

[junior raven]

Phat cash

Sitting through 200k worth of Lexus packs and counting them took ages

[azure latch]

man imma need to get a new car ugh

[junior raven]

WhatsApp kar

[cloud goblet]

Wait for good token packs first

[azure latch]

right when the economy is going to crap

if there is a god he is a masterful torturer

[junior raven]

He’s a

[sharp raven]

be glad you dont live in the eu

[junior raven]

Nvm spoiler

[sharp raven]

i actually have to think about emission norms

[azure latch]

real

[junior raven]

Do you pay a mortgage for entering Barcelona

[cloud goblet]

Chat went from racism to blasphemy

I can't man

[azure latch]

raidee sir give tips

[chrome surge]

When go full EV

[azure latch]

imma do more

[cloud goblet]

Not on my watch

[azure latch]

hm

[junior raven]

Okay 6-2

[junior raven]

Wow deep blue run

[azure latch]

i might do after i finish homework

need to keep my mind off of life

[viscid breach]

What is happening? I just opened discord

[sharp raven]

alien

you absolutely nuked your speed before the tunnel icl

[azure latch]

yea that pointless drift

idk why

[sharp raven]

bad line

[azure latch]

didnt like my speed in the tunnel as well

[sharp raven]

use the terrain to position

[azure latch]

hm

[junior raven]

32%

Spin slow clockwise and catch

[silk basin]

buh what type of sorcery was that at 55% 😭

[quartz dome]

Norway Is goated imo

[silk basin]

what variant

[viscid breach]

Try filling rocket fuel in car next time for extra speed

[chrome surge]

@cloud goblet Is it allowed if I think of AL all day during Ramadan

[azure latch]

life

[quartz dome]

1st 90s one that comes up on private room

[junior raven]

92% could’ve had a better line

That’s about it

[sharp raven]

should take barrel higher and 360 if nitro is needed

[junior raven]

Since you went flat

[azure latch]

about that
every time i try to force spin in a direction, it spins opposite way

[junior raven]

When you nitro brake yeah

[viscid breach]

am I visible?

[chrome surge]

No

[junior raven]

Flick stick opposite way if nitro braking

[azure latch]

true

[azure latch]

where stick on keyboard

[sharp raven]

buy controlla

[junior raven]

Opposite directional key then

[azure latch]

i gave up controller kek

[viscid breach]

Oh

[sharp raven]

use controlla

[junior raven]

A or D whatever

Or arrows if you’re that kind of fella

[azure latch]

i do that and its freaking inconsistent but yea

[viscid breach]

Mobile supremacy 🔥

[sharp raven]

supremacy

yes

thats the word i would use

[junior raven]

I would say

[chrome surge]

What is being streamed in VC

[junior raven]

Disability

[junior raven]

Uh

Not asphalt

Lemme see

[chrome surge]

Ye

[azure latch]

guess what

the acura is donezo

[junior raven]

Well

It’s not asphalt thats for sure

[azure latch]

irl lmao

[junior raven]

I think he’s in a dungeon of sorts

[chrome surge]

Looks like a movie

[junior raven]

Send him some help

[azure latch]

oh nvm

[junior raven]

Oh

While Im at it

I finished opening a bajillion packs

I got 1.5m creds from converting my syndicate coins

Wait that doesn’t make sense

[chrome surge]

@scarlet raven If you're streaming a movie, then at least stream Kungfu Panda 4, haven't watched that yet

[junior raven]

I mean I bought Lexus packs

[azure latch]

same

[junior raven]

I was thinking of the conversion and said that instead

[formal pivot]

[azure latch]

maxed out lexus and didnt bother finishing money run

[junior raven]

Isn’t it 10 sc for 1 credit

Or smth

[junior raven]

In 43x10s i got 1 Jp

Depressing packs

[quartz dome]

Future Hymn with gold huracan

[azure latch]

got 0 jp lmao

[cyan sail]

how many time get unlock to max for bmw i8?!

[junior raven]

Not much

[azure latch]

i hate syndicate packs man

actually i hate syndicate

[junior raven]

You could probably unlock it right now

lol

[azure latch]

end of discussion

[junior raven]

This crap so miserable to grind

I can’t believe even whales sit through this

[cyan sail]

2 time? is enough bro? i want get 2x eip from showroom.

[junior raven]

Yeah

Maybe 3

[junior raven]

Got the rubbish anyway

Granted I was minmaxxing

[silk basin]

mid

[balmy shoal]

not like it takes whales long anyway

[junior raven]

Ended up with 215k outside of finishing the event

[quartz dome]

🐳

[azure latch]

all for trash car nonetheless

[junior raven]

Whales don’t have to pay attention to SC/SP ratios like normies do

They just buy the SC

Or inject

[balmy shoal]

yea, they just spam play on the highest mission and buy SC xd

[grim frost]

Can’t wait to eventually finish max all cars I can get with trade coins

[azure latch]

eventually is right

[silk basin]

stock nilu better

[azure latch]

game loves being slow

[junior raven]

Yk what’s funny

XJ220s is at 60

I have it max

But not raesr which comes before

[quartz dome]

Because its way faster and you barely have to drift

[junior raven]

Am avoiding it like the bubonic plague

[silk basin]

yep

[vapid tusk]

I have none maxed lol

[junior raven]

Actually speaking of which

[azure latch]

shouldnt have to drift in huracan either

[junior raven]

Yeah because you have a high intelligence quotient

[sand goblet]

[vapid tusk]

true and factual

[quartz dome]

Its faster than regular turning in some sections

[junior raven]

[grim frost]

I need to finish this event

[junior raven]

Come to think of it

How many Bps do I need for 812

[grim frost]

I’ve been too lazy to finish it

[junior raven]

I finally started buying for it since 2023

[azure latch]

its norway
its a literal rectangle where is it faster to drift

[quartz dome]

You said it wasnt faster to drift

[junior raven]

Oh man this stinks

[quartz dome]

[junior raven]

So what

32 + 51 =83

[azure latch]

i did

[junior raven]

83*1600 =132,800

Broskate

[azure latch]

because the track is a top speed track

[junior raven]

132k tc on max 812

🥀

[azure latch]

fire

[junior raven]

I mean granted

[quartz dome]

You just said the opposite and the statement, in the same context

[junior raven]

That is cheaper than Terzo

But still

[silk basin]

max epicless tsr > gold huracan?

[junior raven]

Slightly worse