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It's not me cro
🥀
Why's this dealer, taking the piss 🗣️
nice
ive been standing here, yuh for 30 minutes
🗣️
touch some 
whar
bad history
@empty shard 
"gameloft why they aren't adding audi's" Asphalt 8: 
people so oblivious about licenses
js pass the driving test, ez licence
asking for a car to get licensed that they probably dont even drive
Asking a woman her age is mandatory nowadays

asphalt racism
lol
what is bro doing with the nascar here
(pure joke)

what game?
not like they can add any car according to their free will

uh take that back
aglaia exists
komeko
rice

ign
eem 
mhm
Never ask gameloft ceo his age and salary
2^144

howdy ladies
Hiiiiiiii
stupid curbs
what are these sponsors
Problem is audi and not gl 
insos and snoopdragon
roblox game obviously
void finish
Guyyys
who plays roblox
Help

black flag instead of checkered
Ladies who?
the 500 gazillion kids and 400 bajillion predators obviously
ladieswashroom
those proportions seem oddly accurate
Stradale or chiron which one to gold first
Hai guys

pdf files a bit too low
Hello eemster
inaccurate

made up numbers anyway who cares

Put it on a tree if it works then idk
time to buy the iphone 18
put it in a car it'll work
trust me bro
I fone 
this WAS the car that lost it btw, do u think it still works
Build a time machine and buy all future iphones instead
It's now a kit Kat man
Taste like metal
ask chatgpt to generate the other half

Nah ask copilot
iphone 18 is using 2nm cpu, gonna LEAP in performance
eh these trim dont look good
its like losing your legs in happy wheels but still clinging onto the segway
Imma just sleep
apple slacked abit too much so they are gonna over engineer the cpu again
Nah wheelchair gaming
gonna be the iphione xs all over again
yes
howdy
asphalt car interiors when
that went well
minor concussion
real
d16 rear half is glued together
im thinking of saving up for the Macbook M4 Pro, with the M4 Pro chip
it’s surely gonna be a huge step up from my Macbook M2 Air
save for a slightly more expensive “M4”
clearly the glue expired

real
only gonna take uh
2+ months of my full salary

if i even GET the job that is
hope u do
thanks brotatochip:,)
catch them instead
peak game 
and get myself knocked? no thanks

Wmmt 🤯
not really
@ivory lion femboy
Okie
Wat
WMMT if they have simulation driving instead of arcadish
Hiii eem
do i just close the message
Hi coco
speed up

Hows my friend Eem today
decent
"Once a king now a fallen monarch" (Asphalt lore)
need a max supra for 100% 
last one

did you not buy the supra LP?


Hi hehe
Easy max with a few refershes
Having gold main car but can't 100% the SE🥀
100 percent done
mid run
whats the point of asphalt bank? i thought the first free level will reset to empty sometime
I actually dk why am I maxing this
anyways gold+1
Pointless🚑🚑🚑
is that car even worth it 😭
no
whale
i want more epics for icona
and lykan
why
gauntlet? division 4
Well better than keeping it locked
W car
Agreed
Corvette LEGO VS Huracan who's win by acceleration?
agreed
lancer
lego vette
Huracan
i remember seeing you here with another lancer joke a couple of days ago
hello gng
Reason: Bad word usage
ah yes, the joke king car of the game
trust the process
hi dad
hi mommy
Manual drive tips?
steer and dont die
jokes aside uh
turn smoothly
just practice getting the flow of turning, apexing
Thank you Gameloft now I can't do anything even changing names
Best tip would be youtube and watch tutorials
I loose a lot of speed while manual driving i wonder why
then learn to force barrel, perfect nitro on turns
Youtube tutorials be gatekeeping nowadays
rough steering causes that, along with driving on grass (depending if the grass is patchy or not)
there’s a ton of good ones if you do some digging
watch ahmer's vid
they only cover most of the basics, but i’d look into speed trick videos
Start from low sensitivity
What manual exactly
Tilt, keyboard or controller?
whar
most of the skill, you have to develop yourself
you heard me
i did not give birth to u
agreed
So just practice and YouTube videos
67
I am on ios
you want it to be enough so you can do small turns but also do large turns
H lo
basically yes
hi
i’ll send one of my GP runs
https://youtu.be/a_jFVQX7AR4
i also had my input in this vid, so with two kb players checking a vid
it won't go wrong
If you have any question or topic that I didn't answer in this video then feel free to ask me about it in my discord.
Discord id: ahmeralien
Pro tm server: https://discord.gg/tjVdaxHg
RpM learning ground server: https://discord.gg/eyqpsMu
Thumbnail: @LamboSC04
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3 star avj, I need to grind asap
Yes
Later turn it up to around 85%
After you master
exactly what time did u get with what star? 
okay i can’t send it, no nitro
the car or you
the uh video
Onyx or vanda which is better
he’s on iOS
vanda if you like to cheese, onyx if you’re actually good at the game
well, one is entirely dependent on epics and the other gives you cancer, you decide
?
ahmer is kb since day 1
ah
nice the game just disconnected itself on a 3 hazard race
45 mins of waiting wasted
me. im demented

real
hello quan
I have 6 star onyx but not a single eips i have
e
its a catchphrase
Peak utopian physics
oil
then... idk
cough cough trump cough cough
bro the voluma raise with the physics ascended by soul
cough cough yes cough cough
despite the fact i don't understand a single word
welp, oil is the main driving force of asphalt
time to oil up then
Time to what

if u use switch, u have access to the caucasian oil reserves and get x10 free refuel
what
Mystic you are not an oil gallery
Urge is crazy ngl
bros in a wrestling match
But I just switched back to George Russell a couple days ago
oil up the inner contents of the car for efficient, non jerky movement
change to uselessuser
"jerky"
@unique pewter quan when u making video on chimera?
Clearance? Sì.

Do you need engine oil, brake fluid or transmission oil
I am not alien like Mr. Teto
Asking key questions here
yes
Did you know transmission oil is red
change to noobracer101
No
7th wonder
show clip 1st
why🗿
Should protect at all cost xD
Read the second text (troll)
have clips but where i cam show?🗿
wdym🗿

hai everyone
I mean 8 lol
here...
you dont race, you fly
alo
😂

Fly unite 🚑🚑
Real
Devel
i will show im cheater report🗿
airbus a350-900
no
Airbus
i cant send the picture : (
airbnb
Reason: Spam
h
lol
Oh lol
bro i already got this once


why did i get to emotes bro
2 emotes*
dammit
Holy fest kinda mid like christmas

SE



how to send the picture in this chat?😯
Temu scribbles thumbnail 🚑🚑🚑

does tomato p72 float
spam
Exposed
It stick like glue sad
wasnt the old font much cooler?

o
im korean


I cant
@junior raven give me reasons to not dump money on packs
U cant

Play sudoku

Logig
My decoration matches with the pfp well

actually i wonder if i can star up tomato
Ats is rubbish
Thanks bro
Imagine tomato float and can 360 lancer
I appreciate it man

You will not get anything
"jackal car"
_ _
Murci will stop u
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HOW???
why are they so small wth happened
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||~~***:investigate:***~~||
Yep worked
bro how did you send the picture 🤔
Level thing
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Chat more
level?
In ts server
huh 
investigate
get anything what specifically
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wow awesome
*****
*****
whalien
okay we get it
I have the power
I thiught whales were blue
its new and its exciting
*******
********
Discord secret emo unlocked
mmmmmm
thank you🗿😉
You have like 10k tokens I don’t think that necessarily amounts to anything
It’s a waste to use it now, just save it
that chicago parking lot is like really badly scaled
You’re too easily tempted by the idea of something
actually i got less than 5k
asphalt 9 is a patience game disguised as a racing game

no
i literally forgot
Well
should I "edit" it 
Lemme give it a shot, been working with rhino
On 2nd thought AL would fry my rhino graphics
when will i get something
"mp tuned trion"
my hazard level 
When you have 35k and stop impulsively spending
Hazard

b.but 🥺
everyone is so rich
Dezir is such a stupid name
6k on ccxr
Sounds like a type of wasp
WHAT
and i have 12k rn
You will get better
i think i wasted 3k tokens on premium packs when i was gl10
anither car incoming
4k on davinci is wild, you might as well just invest in crypto meme coins
And get rug pulled
oops
Fufuuuu
y'know what, im going to play with td
Whopppsie
Im guessing thats the one on the far right
What
Hows u and hash
And my next gold getting closer
Helo
😱
11/12 epics installed on revu
I have all avj eip but its gonna cost 3.6m to gold max 
np
I’ve said fine more to ant than I have talking about anything else
@junior raven 
Helo
meanwhile me who can't keep up with my own crap :)
Tbf, I said fine, not good
i am aware
bulky 530d
I thought that was beamng for a second
Lol
skill to the issue
How do you not know what beamng drive is
wait what 8 tokens lol
Erm revo is still needing couple of mil
Someone got 28 secs yesterday
wild alien spotted
real

lowkey just saw this
8 tokens
clarkson alien 


fusion 
someone teach me how to be alien

Spam brake nitro
i have a controller
the big 3
clash reference
i kinda want to become monsta at the game
You already have a head start
son
Somebody ask GL for a club clash comeback
should i evo tune camaro
Controller players (mainly aliens) have a advantage because the joystick makes the transition from drift to nitro is much faster
Game's quite repititative and boring nowadays only grind and grind
oh wait nvm 
Hmm thats an anomaly. Im talking abt actual skilled players that switch to controller and apply their knowledge and game sense
ok why does silver lightning actually feel consistent
I havent driven it for so long after I got it gold
it is
DVG If the SV turned a bit slow 
it just sometimes breakdances on barrels
that pn window still throws me off but eh
7 cards to unlock but i don't have the key?
1 step closer
ngl I kinda want to try beamng
i would probably suggest u upgrade the pc first
but since I'm broke I might just download the prehistoric predecessor of it
this thing is a ram eater
Get it, its really good
🦛
if whatever device you are using can run it then sure
Decent
Eeem
hello
Hows mp1 looking for u
auckland in al:
When i get my pc, im probably gonna switch to controller
feels like a linkin park reference
few milisecond improvement
@unique pewter oh yeah I got ex on a 10.6
switch to controller
Is that weekly
Chicago
apparently this is beamng's father
Hehe
might give it a go


ya


Im never pulling that off again
its top 5 in my best 30
if u have a better pc i could do steam family with u quan
wallet is tight rn dont shame me 

Have you guys ever heard of the song called Beethoven virus? Its so fire
whale
at least you have paid games
ok i pull up
finally
I just have a bunch of free games except for the 2 that fusion gave me
which was btd6 and terraria
Get insurgency sandstorm
terraria is peak
unfortunately I didn't play the latter yet because all my time went for either studying or asphalt
i sense the icona guy lost the race
i think i might buy tcmf
Buy Bitcoin
I might get a hat in time on steam, its like 15 pounds


Eem im closing in on revo number 12 epic possibly

23 eips is wild
@unique pewter my best 30 is interesting
90% off is crazy
11 installed i believe so 108k makes the 12
only 10 dnf 
(I still cannot afford it)
how to stop playing
close
i need to study
damn
U watching it eem
no this is the game f1 24
I wonder what mine looks like
what ps4 games do yall recommend
what program did you use for that b30
Ooh
Rocket league
since the old one I know of died
paid for the subscription but I think theres a way for you to manually do it
Horizon Zero Dawn
theres game going at 100% off occasionally on steam somehow
can you search other ids with that or is it only for you
I might play some tf2
when i get mine ik damn well imma play roblox and watch youtube
its only for me I think
damn
damn
I was about to ask if you can check mine
dawg
Good luck with age verification
these prices boutta make my wallet blow up
I still have that free gta5 from epic games store like 8 years ago

Eem the gamer
I even have to buy pc building sim 2 
that would mean logging in with your account and getting a separate subscription for that account
(it was free on release)
im not from europe
Uhh actually theyre ships 🤓
@kind talon 
black with white rgb is lit
@modern parcel @iron ore 
Ships carry cargo, boats are versatile for transport and water themed activities
is this also one
Sedan?
Jeez louise
i can watch the internet
Im guessing its evo tuned
the 2025 m5 too
2.4 tons 💀
Its def got evo tuning kits
that weights more than a phone
mind u the car is only this big
I see those all the time,,average npc car
the 2025 bmw m5 is smaller and weights 2.7 tons
wdym m5 is smaller
rs5 is a medium sized sedan m5 is a medium-large sized
True
Probably 360
asphalt 8 was avaiable at some point
m5 g90: 5096 x 1970 length:width rs5: 4897 x 1953 length:width
But you might as well js play mc or cod
but no one has any rom or disc
theres terraria
and some cool sonic games
My brain no work 
whoever asked for the before a few months ago, here you go
peak ad
@jade raven i wanna ask u a question
hi hello greetings
why u wanna remove float on f1lm 
k bye
the in screen water droplets looked better
Why tho

F1lm need it
F1lm is kinda fire with floaties
maps like scotland and nevada were better on a9
Theyre just a hater
nevada suck
Is there enough Spotlight tokens to go for Zenvoa and Utopia everyday without any refresh?
it doesnt work for this game
get this man
the song isnt tho
u mean rimac nevera
I guess
Paris, auckland, chicago and inidia are worse
auckland is fun
before better
No its Awkward
auckland and paris is fire india is top speed based
nevada was clearly made for a different physics system and it shows in this game
@empty shard this is taking kinda long
what is dis?
ur wifi is too good
Paris sucks bcs ppl have no skill and spam agile cars for free wins and auckland is just awkward
spam icona
India is a little bit bettef
fire
Hello eem
I find the track fun idk man
"spam agile cars" loud incorrect buzzer ppl dont even know what track it is while matching up
I got promoted to leader of my club
nice replica
no comment on india because I cant be bothered to learn the track

paris and india are THE worst maps on the game
auckland is fire
Drift is bad on twisty tracks, might as well use huracan
Flameheart ember
im dying
Hi guys
hi
greetings
Alo
auckland is indeed Fyre
another femboy?
How did f1lm beat the huracan in arena
is that a reference to the one and only @long bone

I still win: even after being bullied:
it sure is fyre
love this game
nice quality
its only focused on heavy machines more than cars
@unique pewter I have a best 30 from like a month ago
The (chrome snakes) event is difficult.
Day in the life of a switch player
I can post both for you to see the difference
I only have a b30 from like 2-3 years ago

let me find it

real
damn 3 years
old ma
30 fps gameplay
i love whatever is wrong with this car
@jade raven the last b30 I had was in aug 2023
Probably cause you drove over the rock and aimed for the outside rocks
after that the bot we used died and I never got to check it ever again

I was Tryna wallride

lets rock my first 9+
Wish i bought nintendo switch instead of switch lite during covid 
Hi frye
and also yea pretty much everything you see there are the free tracks
get a load of neveda
You didnt even align yourself with the wall though
I only buy memories with google play credits
Fry
i remember i had the number like 11.x something when i play that game
this months best 30 and last months best 30
which happened after 2023
not exactly but
@quartz dome nice run
brother. I. need help
Osaka is goated icl
hi 

woah-
fire sample
howdy ladies
isea
me need kb tuts
insane
The emote makes me feel weird
I still need to get back to rhythm games
give lessons

Along with the doglicka or smth
oh actually I know why I stopped playing rhythm games
quality is too high i can still see it

howdy sir
my potential chart looks funny as well
alu or arcaea?
Alo

alu
my tablet's 3.5mm port died
Hello korean
damn
Thats insulting to a switch player lol
and my phone does not have a 3.5mm port
no
yes
annyeonghaseyo
Im thinking about getting a tablet somehow
drill a 3.5mm hole in it
안녕하세요
Hey bestie
The average asphalt player
-dementia
-dementia
Demented
hes not on switch he just made the quality low 
Hi hehe
howdy friend
i'm not the kb player btw while i have name as kb
"dont dox me now" -scribbles. so YOU can dox him later instead
where’s my venom f5 card pack
And its STILL better quality
but i can suggest you to see ali's vid
I live near scribbles
someone gave me false info

Dunno
annyeongmoshaeyo
Asking the wrong fella
hachimi
ni hao

🐴
Bonjour
did you saw ali's tutorial vid
Ni howdy
Ciao
Konichiwa
I should film a yt video called "day in the life of a switch player"
If you have any question or topic that I didn't answer in this video then feel free to ask me about it in my discord.
Discord id: ahmeralien
Pro tm server: https://discord.gg/tjVdaxHg
RpM learning ground server: https://discord.gg/eyqpsMu
Thumbnail: @LamboSC04
Pro tm server: https://discord.gg/tjVdaxHg
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ਸਤ ਸ੍ਰੀ ਅਕਾਲ
@pure veldt this video is worse than jizzy x nitro


Cross ain't
also I dont think arcaea can be played with keyboard :)
tts goat who?
wait did you learn korean or actually you r a korean
When i get my pc im switchin to controller
My joystick is dying
And its my 3rd pair
I am indeed a korean
wait
damn didnt know
I did have to use google translate for the romanization though lol
Reason: be respectful
oh
Apparently Korea has the best kfc menu there

alien behaviour
3 bans for a reason
I guess so
@fervent folio do i join @scribbles_unite in the dark side
i havent play that game for a long time now so was curious
havent had much stuff outside of korea so I wouldnt know
spammer
If you ever go there, go to kfc, they have the best menu
Chair
i was talking about arcaea so like "wait does that game added kb play layout?"
🧌 > 🐟
https://youtu.be/sj3QTjoW-cc?si=1Tm3sZ4PbuS9EtXx LMAO insane pull😭😭
end was insane trash

Bro wallrid the 360
Hmmmmm i could use this....

I lowk wanna try a fami chiki so bad from Japan
the BIG 71
skull reaction
*the BALD 71
nerf
you might be interested in In Falsus instead
same developer as Arcaea
His shiny bald forehead makes it hard to see
uses both keyboard and mouse
It's literally a mirror
be respectful
Respect beful
nerf this - d.va from overwatch
too big to be nerf
yes you can, he's one of the best kb player in al so will be helpful
Aroooo
hello ant
His forehead is big enough to be colonised by the europeans
be respectful
Hello my friend

heard bout that, but i'm not that good at kb rhythm game and also dont have time to play bcz of this ajhhhh AL so 
luftcepser eb
He's not even megamind, he's gigamind
well i hope i can have the time to play it someday


Im also not good, or to put it more accurately, have essentially no experience in anything outside of mobile rhythm game so I got ran over by that game
Thats barely an insult
Boredux Vs thebig71 who wins
Yea ive been doing kb for 16 years, might be a good refresher
theb VS ig71

the game uses 6 and then an extra control for the mouse itself
you are supposed to do all 6 lanes with one hand
is RAESR Tartarus good?
ok what
so is it good?
nah
not really
why
one of the best gauntlet cars, but perform too bad in mp
only usable in gauntlet
its the worst elite S car overall outside of gauntlet
why
good accel, no drift
no brake accel like imp or abs, bad drifting and deceleration
why no drift?
just like a chiron
(the accel is negative fake)
even better
True luck 
good but not the best
one1?
Only nitro is hard to manage
No nitro on the air = you're dead
overranked trion
peak mid kek
son








