🏎・general

[twilit sable]

If you round

[hollow girder]

Banda must to have

[twilit sable]

To the nearest thousandth

Or is it hundredth

I forgor

[cursive knoll]

perfect

ofc

[silk basin]

car event

[twilit sable]

Why’d you need me to do that anyways

[cursive knoll]

Yo what

[cursive knoll]

DS min max

[twilit sable]

Ah

[silk basin]

🚗

[oak hill]

I'm never gonna buy the bps tho😭

Ion have that much patience

[cursive knoll]

micheal dolences

[cursive knoll]

can you help me please

[green steeple]

My garage plus the new lago car

[cursive knoll]

i started that tle without checking conditions

i am so 🥀

it would be great if you could tell for tokens and bps

[deep compass]

ooo nice man,

looks good

[cursive knoll]

gold cars being locked hurts, sry for you man

[twilit sable]

Gold vantage and brick but no key is crazy work

[silk basin]

que pasa

[deep compass]

how long have u been playing

[cursive knoll]

do you have the ds decal for evantra

please say yes

[left night]

U own 3 of the rarest cars in AL

[marble wind]

okay, this is crazy

[twilit sable]

All 4 discontinued cars is crazy work

[marble wind]

like what

did i miss a page

[twilit sable]

Looks like I’m bad with kimera 🥀

[oak hill]

You are my fire

[twilit sable]

I suck with electric r more

[green steeple]

Because I not bothered but been getting blueprints for it

[oak hill]

The one desire

[hasty crag]

thou must hath sail’d the 7 seas but still not have purchased the tinisiest of resources to render this car golden

[cursive knoll]

ty for reminding i have to do ts

[jaunty plover]

train event when

[green steeple]

Yes im glad I got them

[green steeple]

For what

[chrome surge]

@green steeple Show gold SSC tuatara and striker

[minor steppe]

lowk going to max out the gallardo with this spotlight yay

[marble wind]

correct, i'm as broke as you are under the LCB

[copper fractal]

[silk basin]

With funi engine

[twilit sable]

Better time + this

[hasty crag]

thou hath not bore witness to the litte gold grains i hath pinched under the waters

litte

[jaunty plover]

what kinda noise was that towards end?

[silk basin]

Engine

brb

electronic component regulating power sent to engine, in distinct steps, to conserve power

[jaunty plover]

[marble wind]

perhaps

[silk basin]

1970s tech

[formal pivot]

Still bad 🥀

[green steeple]

Got both but not upgraded striker got only 4 epics

[chrome surge]

Normal Tuatara gold yet?

[junior raven]

It’s right there

4969

[chrome surge]

Don't know what the gold rank is

[hasty crag]

SÜX SÀVEN

[twilit sable]

No duh

[chrome surge]

Not good accel even at gold

[junior raven]

If it doesn’t have xxxx/xxxx then

That means it’s gold

For example 3200 just means a gold MK2

[arctic olive]

3200 is peak

[junior raven]

And dude it says the stars right there

[arctic olive]

Cause good in clash

[formal pivot]

What ? Better than most fast S cars

[junior raven]

🥀

[twilit sable]

What rank am I gold

[arctic olive]

0

[junior raven]

Uh

3987

[arctic olive]

[twilit sable]

[bronze magnet]

me when 3012

[chrome surge]

84 could've been the sweet spot but yeah ts+accel is a good combo

[bleak osprey]

schlawg

open eyes

[formal pivot]

It’s a fast S car , the only ones with better accel are elite S and the new Aeon

[chrome surge]

The asphalt landscape seems foreign to me coz just like your average RAM I keep all asphalt data temporary

[hasty crag]

me tho?

[twilit sable]

I’m eating pokemon flavored goldfish

[junior raven]

Idk

Assign yourself a rank

[junior raven]

Haven’t you been playing longer than me

[hollow girder]

Me feel very weak

[modern parcel]

@arctic olive JON JON

[arctic olive]

Whar

[modern parcel]

henlo

[twilit sable]

Me

[hasty crag]

nice aeon E

[cloud goblet]

thanks

[vestal badger]

Hi people

[twilit sable]

I’m actually a car

[cloud goblet]

I'm a carrot

[vestal badger]

Hi car

[hasty crag]

hi DihhsTructer

[vestal badger]

Sup carrot

[hollow girder]

Meow

[twilit sable]

Woof

[vestal badger]

Whos a good boyeee

[twilit sable]

Imma crash out

[vestal badger]

I identify as a glass of water

[twilit sable]

And go king Von style

[chrome surge]

If you think this is long then sure but I wonder what your playtime is. Plus I have kept this game open without playing for roughly 4 days in total, so subtract that and you got 34 days

[hasty crag]

@junior raven what rank is a gold dodge dart gt

[vestal badger]

@cloud goblet i just touched grass

After ages

Its green in color

Its so cool

[junior raven]

Brother idk

[twilit sable]

Grass touched me

[junior raven]

A8 sucks why would I memorise that

[vestal badger]

Wait where is this going

[junior raven]

[hasty crag]

make up one for al

[twilit sable]

Does it matter

[junior raven]

I mean like

[tender trench]

992

[junior raven]

Started playing further back*

[chrome surge]

Eyes are on strike coz I put them through a ringer for 90 hours straight on 3D project

[vestal badger]

Not really nothing matters

[twilit sable]

Everything is matter

[vestal badger]

[junior raven]

Also 960 hours on asphalt is a lot

[hasty crag]

is it really that weak

[tender trench]

yes

just like the lancer

in AL

[vestal badger]

Pepes got to be my spirit animal

[twilit sable]

How do I check how many hours I got

Idk how to check that on my phone

[hasty crag]

the lancer is not that slow

[terse walrus]

Only 1000 hour? Newbie

[vestal badger]

Brotherly advice DONT check

[tender trench]

its weak in AL

[junior raven]

You don’t on phone

[junior raven]

Mine is like

6000 probably

[restive tusk]

muhammadhassann has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[chrome surge]

Maybe I oughta push it to 1000 hours

[junior raven]

iOS doesn’t show so no clue

[cloud goblet]

bless the mp

[junior raven]

What

[twilit sable]

Guess I’ll never know

[vestal badger]

How?

U got these from mp?

[chrome surge]

250 days isn't just alien it's just supernatural

[cloud goblet]

mp2

[vestal badger]

God has blessed u with blueprints

[unique pewter]

I only got tc

[cursive knoll]

it is more painful

[chrome surge]

Log into Xbox account to see total playtime

[vestal badger]

How

[hasty crag]

67 69

[exotic quartz]

[left night]

BUY IT

[twilit sable]

That’s not how it works Gng

[chrome surge]

Doesn't it support crosssave?

[terse walrus]

Shown in xbox app

[hasty crag]

omg u can get bps for the countach

[twilit sable]

So Xbox app will show how much I’ve played on my phone?

[hasty crag]

get it omg

[chrome surge]

So open the same account on PC and install AL on it and get your playtime

[chrome surge]

Well you could try

[twilit sable]

Idk how to do this

Plus I have an alt on my pc

[left night]

me uploading BMW lego technic unlock in sonic server

[twilit sable]

It’s allowed

I checked

[unique pewter]

bunch of epics when I need credits is crazy

[cursive knoll]

Bro really wanted every drop of attention

💔

[left night]

oi quan

[unique pewter]

no

[oak hill]

Paranoid by black sabbath is fire

[unique pewter]

xbox is xbox

phone is phone

[twilit sable]

That’s what I thought

[left night]

THIS IS an xbox

[twilit sable]

Quan will you be on later today?

[unique pewter]

well yea after I sleep

[chrome surge]

So, then I have 38 days showing now, if I played on the same account on phone for 4 days, won't it update to 42 days or stay the same?

[twilit sable]

So like in 5-6h

[hasty crag]

i love how everyone collectively has sonic pfps

[unique pewter]

stay the same

[chrome surge]

🥀

[unique pewter]

why would it update on the xbox page

it's your playtime on xbox

[chrome surge]

Phone<<<<PC

Lame

[cyan rune]

Since buying the egg decoration changed me. Well then. Here is it... #⚡・community-media message

[twilit sable]

Phone you can play anywhere

Pc you can’t

[chrome surge]

Can if laptop

[twilit sable]

I suppose

[vital lance]

so eggstrem.

[twilit sable]

But can you play on laptop in the car

[chrome surge]

Yes

I did

Many times

[abstract dagger]

gaming laptops are just scams

[chrome surge]

Even in a crowded bus

[hasty crag]

ts

[twilit sable]

Dedication

[chrome surge]

No, more like roads were blocked due to accident and so...just killing time

[tropic karma]

@cloud goblet the audio translation is done for English by YT.

[twilit sable]

That don’t count then

[chrome surge]

Oh come on man

😭

[tropic karma]

it sounds a bit strange for me but will work for now hahahaha

[twilit sable]

I’m jk

[chrome surge]

How so?

[twilit sable]

Cus they just are

[hasty crag]

what is THE best d class car in asphalt

[chrome surge]

Explain

[weak hornet]

I need dat

[twilit sable]

The lancer

[chrome surge]

Lancer trust

[hasty crag]

bad car

[twilit sable]

🤔 Nuh uh

[glacial urchin]

😭

[chrome surge]

Then try nismo leaf

[arctic olive]

Lancer is good

Better than z4

[twilit sable]

Try the puegot

[arctic olive]

And has more decals than most d class cars

[hasty crag]

i mean the real best car

[arctic olive]

🥺

[hasty crag]

instead of patronising the lancer

[thorny pawn]

when I said this previously this chat executed me 💔 😭

[arctic olive]

Use TVR

[chrome surge]

All praise be to the mighty Lancer!!

[thorny pawn]

Kimera or TVR

[kind talon]

BRUH

[thorny pawn]

but Ford shelby evo is fun to use in my opinion

(along with the goat, ds e tense)

[arctic olive]

004c too

Mayhe IDR

[arctic olive]

W tense

[hasty crag]

in mp2 i think the c class is directly better than the e tense unlesd im missing something but it ain’t that useful outside of mp2

chevrolet

oops

[abstract dagger]

Cuz they are heavy bulky and needy

laptops are meant to be light and carried easily

gaming laptops just defeat that purpose

[chrome surge]

But that would mean no more dGPU and higher end CPUs

[abstract dagger]

I'd rather get a normal working laptop

[glacial urchin]

Why bro Brazil that?

[abstract dagger]

And build a gaming pc

[abstract dagger]

ofc

[glacial urchin]

nothing

[chrome surge]

Nah I need a powerful PC on the go as well

[unique pewter]

people also ignore that you can still simply play games on a work laptop

[abstract dagger]

exactly

[glacial urchin]

😭

[abstract dagger]

ig different needs

but seriously I don't understand gaming laptops concept

[glacial urchin]

Why bro video of locker different

Time bad nobody is happen :((

[modern parcel]

@charred osprey bbno$ new video

[north nest]

aint no way brazilian gov are nuking the game bcuz of packs

[glacial urchin]

:((

[north nest]

so AL is 18+ now

thats crazy

[chrome surge]

OEMs can do better and fit all the performance in small form factor with better cooling and lightweight designs but that would cost thrice as much so they just take the cheaper route and make them bulky

[regal plank]

Yep, that's a loot box, people under 18 can't play on Android/iOS anymore

[glacial urchin]

Cook bro have never 😭

[regal plank]

Only for Brazilians and only on Android/iOS, if you play on console/PC or switch you're fine for now

[abstract dagger]

yeah. I just won't buy them easy

[north nest]

yeah i know but what they are doing is just crazy to think of

[glacial urchin]

quit bro Banned just not fun :((

[regal plank]

It's kinda understandable from my vision being a Brazilian, but well, it is what it is

[glacial urchin]

enough evil cook bro

[north nest]

give me your vision i want to see why

im honestly curious

[regal plank]

Kids trying to manage money

[north nest]

bcuz pretty sure the US is trying to do the same with CS2

[regal plank]

[north nest]

just bad parenting

next

[regal plank]

But the parents can't solve that, so the government give the step

Done

[tropic karma]

#🎥・creator-videos take a look at the video

[north nest]

parents can solve the problem

they just dont want to

[abstract dagger]

parents should

[north nest]

so now everyone pays

[glacial urchin]

BRO WHAT

[regal plank]

Well, to bad

[north nest]

and people are sad

[regal plank]

Kinda of, but that's a thing to look in the future, everything gonna request you being a specific age after all

[tropic karma]

eu fiz o vídeo em portugês explicando... veja lá que vai entender

i made a video explaining it to all brasilian players

[north nest]

im sorry so if they want to remove every access for kids wth are they even gonna do thats not a nice way to make sure kids touch grass

[regal plank]

Gameloft can do nothing about it if I'm correctly

[oak hill]

What happened in Brazil?

[regal plank]

Only if they create a specific version like A9 china

[gentle burrow]

deforestation

[north nest]

a9 china is even worse

thats not gonna work

[glacial urchin]

É lamentável.

[marble wind]

good morning chat

did they fix MP yet

[thin latch]

wdym?

[marble wind]

did they make it Not Suck

[glacial urchin]

It's sorry :((

[regal plank]

Well, give your ideas to the government, gatekeeping the idea on a discord server don't gonna help alot

[gentle burrow]

it wasnt working?

[thin latch]

They dissapointed

[regal plank]

[marble wind]

Tragic

Good night then chat

[glacial urchin]

why Brazil bro Video all remember :((

[thin latch]

Do you live on mercury?

[abstract dagger]

govt is full of old age idiots

[marble wind]

i live in GL HQ's walls

[thin latch]

You just sayd good mornin

[north nest]

theres nothing i can do bcuz i have no connections to brazil whatsoever but what they are doing is just dumb and exaggerated

[thin latch]

I live in a Microsoft server

[gentle burrow]

why no sense making

[thin latch]

sense making why no

[regal plank]

Well, it is what it is

[oak hill]

[gentle burrow]

can i join?

[glacial urchin]

Brazil no like do Asphalt Legends 😭

[glacial urchin]

:((

[tropic karma]

it is not only for Brazil, as i know, all countries are working on laws to protect kids from many virtual situations

incluiding loot boxes

[thin latch]

[regal plank]

Someday I'm feeling that this kind of law gonna come up on everyone one day

[oak hill]

Ah, so are they gonna do the korean drop rate law? I'm kind of confused regarding the situation

[thin latch]

Since when can i exchange money at stores?

[regal plank]

Block people under 18 to play the game

[thin latch]

No

[regal plank]

Wdym no, it's literally on the announcement

[gentle burrow]

me😭

[tropic karma]

exactly

[thin latch]

Inn app purchases in those countries 18+

[thin latch]

In brazil k

I thought international

[charred osprey]

[thin latch]

Hey snoof

[charred osprey]

I got a sneak peek of it

[tropic karma]

Minors cannot access the internet without supervision.

[charred osprey]

cause top fan badge

[thin latch]

L

jk

[charred osprey]

Hi

[thin latch]

What up?

[charred osprey]

sefyaaa

[charred osprey]

not much just cleaning

[thin latch]

Becuz of me

[tropic karma]

Snuffoo!!!!

[thin latch]

jk

[regal plank]

It's supposed to be like that, but bad parenting lead to create a law to force that

[thin latch]

Why tho?

[tropic karma]

as always

[thin latch]

Why 18 tho? Why not 16 when they have a brain?

[regal plank]

We gonna lose good players, that's for sure

[gentle burrow]

cause kids do dumb stuff on internet

[charred osprey]

!!!!

[thin latch]

Touche

Cuz of roblox fault

[gentle burrow]

[regal plank]

16yo playing a high cost game?
Nah

[chrome surge]

@tropic karma Saw your vid on the law and I must say, it's actually a W law, I don't mind it getting implemented in all countries tbh

[thin latch]

dym

[loud flint]

Crazy Pfp

[thin latch]

Dont

pls no

That actually doesnt a ffect me...

[regal plank]

This game is a high cost one, i don't see other place where a max out bundle can cost 250 dollars

[tropic karma]

I'm with you in this point

[regal plank]

Imagine this on a kids hand

[thin latch]

Hmmm... good point, lower prices

[regal plank]

I'm in too

[north nest]

just dont give money to kids 😂

[regal plank]

No more people stealing the father credit card to spend on

[north nest]

skill issue bro

[thin latch]

why are the kids so dumb tho

[gentle burrow]

brainrot

[charred osprey]

tiktok

literally

This

[left night]

@charred osprey @tropic karma

[latent prism]

woah so sigma
your a skibidi rizzler

[charred osprey]

[regal plank]

Welcome to low attention span generation of kids

[thin latch]

Lowkey ppl that make brainrot games are rich

[left night]

how about we collab with quan club

[thin latch]

U mean the I pad kids that are so demanding an ungreatful?

[left night]

[gentle burrow]

real, brainrotted kids blowing crazy money on them

[chrome surge]

I'm oldest of 2 siblings and I actually gotten to touch my first laptop at 19 and I'm 20 now but my younger one got to avail those facilities at an early age and now he can't get youtube and games off his mind. So, I kinda support this law

[tropic karma]

its not just a "kids problem" its much more than it

[thin latch]

I touched my first laptop with 13 or 14 ig

[gentle burrow]

ngl most kids my age have the attention span of 5sec

[chrome surge]

I also don't own a phone now

[thin latch]

There is exeptions

some go for 8 seconds

[split nexus]

Hlo

[thin latch]

Why?

[regal plank]

I got my first phone at 16

[tropic karma]

Nowadays, everything is happening too early, and this is causing many children and teenagers to become ill, not only physically but also psychologically.

[gentle burrow]

they lock in

[thin latch]

That late?

[thin latch]

Naah, thats crazy

[gentle burrow]

lucky

[chrome surge]

I don't need it

[split nexus]

What exactly are u guys discussing

[thin latch]

Do you have a watch?

[chrome surge]

No

[thin latch]

I pad kids

[gentle burrow]

asphalt

[thin latch]

and brazillian 18 alu rule

[regal plank]

Feels good, better being a mentally stable fellow than one who watches brainrot content

[split nexus]

Ohh such a great topic

[thin latch]

I had nokia lol

[dark garden]

omg tayef

[thin latch]

I miss 2016

[dark garden]

@chrome surge

[gentle burrow]

i have a nokia

[chrome surge]

🔨

[gentle burrow]

[unique pewter]

28m left to be dumped onto this car

[thin latch]

Ur not a kid are you?

[lavish geyser]

Hi sefya

[regal plank]

My first one i bought with my own saved money, i can be financially responsible ||sometimes||

[left night]

bruh from goku to the hell is this

[gentle burrow]

im 15

[thin latch]

Hi Triumph-Ant

[dark garden]

anos voldigoad

[lavish geyser]

Hi

[chrome surge]

Certified Kid

[split nexus]

Congrats

[dark garden]

my friend suggested me it

[thin latch]

cwazy

[split nexus]

Hlo

[kind talon]

ggez

[gentle burrow]

ik😔

[gentle burrow]

donate

[left night]

bruh u r teenager

[thin latch]

Donate mabye?

Im poor

[gentle burrow]

[thin latch]

I dont really like kids nowdays

the small ones

hella disrespectful

[gentle burrow]

im 5,12

or 6 foot

[left night]

spamming brainrot I feel u

[thin latch]

In cm?

pls?

[gentle burrow]

i haveno idea

[thin latch]

Im german

Im taller

ur 182.88

[cloud goblet]

sometimes u gotta teach them a lesson

[left night]

like spank them

[thin latch]

U cant hit children bro

[left night]

always work

[thin latch]

Illegal in germany

[cloud goblet]

i didn't write hit anywhere

[wise void]

Elo

[astral shell]

What a good ending

[thin latch]

Ik but ist hella effective

[thin latch]

how

[dark garden]

@left night dragonforce

[left night]

whar

[gentle burrow]

how tall r u?

[dark garden]

through the fire and flames ✋ 🤚

[thin latch]

like 6 foot smth

[left night]

absolut mazen]

[gentle burrow]

ah

[thin latch]

192 smth cm

[gentle burrow]

is 6ft like a noraml hight to be at

[thin latch]

or 189cm

[thin latch]

hold up am i younger than you?

[lavish geyser]

Mehawk broooo

[chrome surge]

Thing is today's tech landscape has changed so much that even the slightest hint of bad influence can cause detrimental changes to the new generations whereas I remember people from my era used to play GTA vice city and other violence games like house of the dead but grew up healthy and mentally stable because we played just for the sake of fun but nowadays due to widespread use of social media this has become a sick competition and breeding grounds for bad culture unfortunately.

[thin latch]

Holy yap

[gentle burrow]

ur 15?

[left night]

yapper

[thin latch]

Yh why?

[dark garden]

wsgg

[chrome surge]

Blame it onto my English prof for practising in free time XD

[gentle burrow]

damn impressive hight to be at that age

ive reached peak hight growth

[thin latch]

I might have a defect tho

my unc is like 215 cm

[loud flint]

I’m 6’2

[gentle burrow]

u must look up to him

most my uncs are midgets

[loud flint]

Above average

[chrome surge]

You're a Burz Khalifa Habibi

[thin latch]

Help, my estimated height is 6'7

[loud flint]

I’m American 🇺🇸

[dark garden]

guh

[thin latch]

Sniper towe

[left night]

enough from hell to here

[chrome surge]

Correction then Empire state Building🦅

[thin latch]

From here to hell

[left night]

what the hell is a KILOMETER

[loud flint]

🇺🇸

[loud flint]

insert gun noises here

[gentle burrow]

i still dont understand kmh to this day

[chrome surge]

Say hi to Messi for me if you ever visit Miami

[thin latch]

Its miles but better

[loud flint]

My brother is 6’5 and 17yrs

[thin latch]

avg height

?

[dark garden]

whoops

[loud flint]

Def not

[dark garden]

wrong server

[loud flint]

[thin latch]

I hate being tall...

[gentle burrow]

so u guys have probably raised the door frame a bit higher then

[chrome surge]

Then donate some height to me

[thin latch]

I bang my forehead bro

[cursive knoll]

i am 5' 10 and 18 💔

[thin latch]

Id love to, im alr at my goal height

[left night]

guys justusc for

[thin latch]

U need that donation more than tayef💀

[chrome surge]

Same bro but 20🥲

[gentle burrow]

my hear brushes against the door frame

[loud flint]

Unfortunate

[thin latch]

How low da floor?

[loud flint]

We have hit many ceilings and chandeliers

[gentle burrow]

we renovated and put tiles instead of carpet prob why

[thin latch]

Thats like 4mm bro

[gentle burrow]

me in 3yrs time

[chrome surge]

Bodyshame❌
Heightshame✅

[loud flint]

Also, oxygen tax is not helping

[thin latch]

Bodyshaming makes ppl train more to become slim

[gentle burrow]

we had thick carpet

[thin latch]

somehow

[thin latch]

we have no carpt

[loud flint]

I don’t understand this

[chrome surge]

Then why can't I grow taller despite heightshaming

[thin latch]

Then math the biology

[cursive knoll]

@chrome surge ping me when me move on from this topic

💔

[bleak osprey]

it still qualifies as body shaming

[thin latch]

try harder

[glacial urchin]

😭

[bleak osprey]

will ping you when you move on

[glacial urchin]

Cook bro

;((

[thin latch]

Btw guys.

[gentle burrow]

i managed to stop the overspin

[kind talon]

why black screen after ads

[cursive knoll]

tanks

[bleak osprey]

noo, artillery

[glacial urchin]

quit bro asphalt Legends

[thin latch]

Who paired me against Goncas and thought thats a good idea?

[glacial urchin]

😭

💔

never Ended

[gentle burrow]

asphalt bro legends quit

[cursive knoll]

@twilit horizon

When did your cheeks get a gold chimera

[glacial urchin]

yeah ;((

[thin latch]

@tender trench What up

[echo quarry]

???

[gentle burrow]

teach

[thin latch]

Bro got sent flying

[chrome surge]

Maybe put myself onto an industrial hydraulic stretcher

[echo quarry]

Fidget spiner unlocked

[thin latch]

Become tall

[chrome surge]

Tried

Failed

[thin latch]

Try again

[chrome surge]

🥀

[thin latch]

Im trying to bcome short

[bleak bluff]

there’s a pandemic of trash memes in the channel 💀

[swift merlin]

Typical

[thin latch]

Ummmmmm

Thats crazy

[chrome surge]

Just tell someone to piledriver you twice a day for 6 months and you'll be shorter by 2 inches trust

[cursive knoll]

@gabrybest give me that f5 now, you don't need it

you lost on pudong bro

from a chiron

[steel summit]

@tender trench is u men

[cursive knoll]

💔

[thin latch]

I wrecked btw

[steel summit]

Aw gabrys not here

[thin latch]

thats how he won

[tender trench]

Shut up

[timid tundra]

How about my meme

[steel summit]

Whar I do men

[cursive knoll]

send him this wherever he is then ig

[tender trench]

[steel summit]

Lazy

[gentle burrow]

whoever first guy is, teach

[cursive knoll]

leave it then

[tender trench]

Oh nvm

My dirty mind

[steel summit]

What

[gentle burrow]

woah

[tender trench]

I understood something else

[steel summit]

Really

[thin latch]

Ur not that fast when i think abt it with cars that are not venom or jesko

[left night]

GONCAS

[steel summit]

Indirect trash talk ?

[tender trench]

Holy pings

[thin latch]

I was 1st but i wrecked

[steel summit]

@tender trench

[kind talon]

cringe ads

[thin latch]

sad

[left night]

another one

[kind talon]

STOP giving 1 min ads

[thin latch]

no

[tender trench]

I got a 5mins ad once in A8

[steel summit]

@tender trench where's ur best friend katsuko

[thin latch]

gl needs moneh

[swift merlin]

Don't watch them

[tender trench]

And I couldn't skip

[chrome surge]

Glad windows don't have ads

[tender trench]

Oh man

[steel summit]

[tender trench]

Wrong reply 🥀

Again

[steel summit]

[left night]

me who use steam

[thin latch]

console players too

[timid tundra]

decal

[chrome surge]

Steamed rice or momos

[swift merlin]

Only mobile players are exploited with pop-up ads

[left night]

steam>>>>>>MS version

[dark garden]

whats the differenc

[chrome surge]

Multiply this statement by -1

[swift merlin]

The Steam version has no option for ads whereas the MS version just doesn't have pop-up ads

[cursive knoll]

tsrs phonk better

[left night]

mehawk doesn't exist

[cursive knoll]

[tender trench]

Renault trezor decal better

[cursive knoll]

sexy stuff

[high badge]

[cursive knoll]

i like it too

🫂

[tender trench]

[cursive knoll]

my f2p aah don't own it

Pic from free trial

💔

[timid tundra]

Unexpected but okay

[swift merlin]

Phonky car

[left night]

TF2 x asphalt when

[swift merlin]

Featured cars do tend to be in featured packs

[cursive knoll]

are there any 5s?

[swift merlin]

Driver

[cursive knoll]

[left night]

why @chrome surge hate

[swift merlin]

[chrome surge]

🔨

Eat

This

[timid tundra]

These lines used to be asymmetrical

[dark garden]

eats

now try 🔨

[loud flint]

Chimera, Agera, Jesko, and Sabre default options:

[chrome surge]

Gets stuck in digestive tract and causes constipation

[dark garden]

still inside my body

would you like to pull it out to use it

[chrome surge]

RIP

[chrome surge]

🔨 ❌ 💯

[cursive knoll]

wtf is this chat bro

i am leaving

this server

fr this time

[left night]

no stay

[swift merlin]

(trust)

[dark garden]

stay or gay

[chrome surge]

Idk why chat gets freaky this time of the day everytime

[left night]

if blu spycarb say trust means that he won't

[dark garden]

WAIT HE

GONE

💔

[chrome surge]

He'll be back again

[loud flint]

Sometimes, you just don’t say anything at all

[chrome surge]

He always comes back

[dark garden]

e

[swift merlin]

They always come back

[junior raven]

Back at it again with another video

[swift merlin]

If anyone were to actually leave then they would be sivo

[chrome surge]

Except sivo who's gone for good🥀

[swift merlin]

Perfect example of this server not being an airport

[azure latch]

legit watched someone get pulled over on the way home 😭

[left night]

if sivo brought back I would escape

[chrome surge]

@Happysivo

[drowsy fern]

Game isn't fun to come back to

[chrome surge]

Says so but still lingers

[drowsy fern]

I'm in the server for one emote

This

[swift merlin]

Was referring to this server specifically, but even those who "retire" come back like 90% of the time in the near future

[left night]

where is sivo I wanna say hi for him

[drowsy fern]

Ask him bro

I ain't sivo

[chrome surge]

Bro be changing wingflaps faster than this year's Ferrari

[left night]

u r his brother

[drowsy fern]

So?

[swift merlin]

Asphalt larpers

[modern parcel]

But when was the emote added
you joined 2024

and ai baby is 2025

[drowsy fern]

True I guess

[left night]

u mean yapper

[swift merlin]

'larp' is a new-gen word

[drowsy fern]

Nah I got banned accidentally, that's why the join date is recent

[plush gust]

ok

[drowsy fern]

I've been here since 2020

Or 21

I can't remember

[left night]

no one care

[modern parcel]

no one cares about brain rot terms

[swift merlin]

Cared enough to try and 'correct' me

[drowsy fern]

Not brain rot terms

They're just modern terms

[left night]

TF2 main theme starts

[drowsy fern]

Not everything new is brainrot

[modern parcel]

of smooth brains

[left night]

smooth criminal

[echo quarry]

Micheal jackson

[drowsy fern]

The Romans of old thought the same when vulgar speech became normalised....

[left night]

you've been hit by you've been hit by a smooth criminal

[modern parcel]

i lose braincells regardless

[chrome surge]

Play more AL to regrow neurons

[glacial urchin]

Why bro Asphalt Legends

That how right said Player here banned me
ID: u-96f91

[chrome surge]

AL is good for braincells guaranteed by GL experts

[glacial urchin]

me?

😭

brazil

[timid tundra]

Level up

These ain't that bad

[modern parcel]

avenged sevenfold in my mix

[glacial urchin]

YouTube do what name NoobVitor_Sonic

[timid tundra]

[chrome surge]

You Brazilian?

[dark garden]

game fiziks reduce braincel

[chrome surge]

Misinfo

[glacial urchin]

yes ;((

[azure latch]

the game on a whole does

[loud flint]

We got a whale

[dark garden]

real

[chrome surge]

Then stop playing AL, get off discord and do your nation proud by going out, playing football, become a pro and attempt to win the World Cup-only to get your butts handed to you by Argentina lmao

[loud flint]

Correct info

[azure latch]

stereotyping brazilians with futbol

[chrome surge]

Shut it or else pat pat

[swift merlin]

Racism

[chrome surge]

Brazilians live and breathe football, it's what makes the game beautiful and they're the ones who make it artistic

Well South Americans to be precise

[swift merlin]

Telling Brazilians to go out and play football is crazy

[loud flint]

Wow

[burnt loom]

I'm Brazilian and I don't like football, so how does this work?

[glacial urchin]

YouTube bro year 2024 join Server

[chrome surge]

Normal

[loud flint]

Self promo much?

[swift merlin]

True

[loud flint]

[flat walrus]

[burnt loom]

[chrome surge]

LIES

[dark garden]

[chrome surge]

🤥

[azure latch]

lies, all lies

[azure latch]

[loud flint]

Funny photo

[chrome surge]

If lies are true then doesn't that make lies true as well

[flat walrus]

[chrome surge]

True lies

[loud flint]

Then it’s not a lie

[azure latch]

if grass is green, then isnt the grass green

ahh statement

[swift merlin]

A true lie is a lie, a fake lie is not a lie

[loud flint]

[burnt loom]

[elfin shuttle]

💀

[loud flint]

Ah man ya ruined it

[azure latch]

no chains

[chrome surge]

Chain of lies

[loud flint]

⛓️

[flat walrus]

lmao

@loud flint do u suffer vandaphobia

[loud flint]

Yes

[modern pulsar]

Why yall spamming lies

[loud flint]

But not this MP since no Vanda

[chrome surge]

What medication do you take then?

[flat walrus]

[modern pulsar]

Evo zr1's son

[loud flint]

None. Phobias don’t require meds.

Your confusing allergies

[chrome surge]

Shall we do a PL and me KDing you with a Vanda

[loud flint]

1: I’m at work, so no

2: you don’t wanna be humiliated

[flat walrus]

terzo millennio should be a spammed car

[modern pulsar]

Yo guys how good is agera rs

[loud flint]

Temu Jesko

[burnt loom]

Which car do you hate racing against in MP1?

[flat walrus]

vanda

[modern pulsar]

The DALE

[chrome surge]

Yeah you're right there I can't KD with a Vanda but I can with Carrera GT and CCGS

[modern pulsar]

Is it good against evo chirons?

[echo quarry]

Stradale evo

[loud flint]

Depends on driver. But yes, unless Evo Chiron is driven by someone cracked then uh…. You gonna lose

[loud flint]

Stradale

[loud flint]

Son….

[flat walrus]

ive never raced agaisnt a stradale

im stuck at gold league

[modern pulsar]

[flat walrus]

or leage

or whatever

[modern pulsar]

Skill tissue

[loud flint]

@chrome surge those cars are so slow my guy… your not catching me

[chrome surge]

Bro asking to change his name to KDphobia delivered by yours truly

[echo quarry]

Zr1 problems?

[elfin shuttle]

zr1 evo

[minor steppe]

vandaphobia guy Vs vandas

[flat walrus]

not rlly

[loud flint]

Skill VS no skill is what it actually is

[flat walrus]

its cuz i spend all my on useless cars

[modern pulsar]

Just spam lukan

[flat walrus]

meta cars are so boring

[chrome surge]

Well I have a bad garage but I was talking about equal terms

[minor steppe]

✅✅ I agree

[azure latch]

fighting cringe with cringe

[echo quarry]

Nah c’mon it can be controlled by v1nda maxed

[burnt loom]

I hate that car too, I remember I was in MP1 and in the last few seconds it overtook me and beat me and I got so angry that I broke the controller I was using lol (it was a secondary controller)

[azure latch]

carerra and ccgs in 2026

[echo quarry]

Carrera still good

[loud flint]

You have to play perfectly in plat 3 and it’s annoying in classic Or unbreakable due to desyncs

[chrome surge]

Every car in 2026 goes😤

[azure latch]

says no one ever 😭

[loud flint]

My guy, I’ll beat both those cars with a Murcilago

[chrome surge]

Every car good

[azure latch]

how in the world is this car praised

ofc someone with an a8 pfp would say such drivel

[ebon blaze]

Including bone stock leaf?

[chrome surge]

Carrera good wym?

[ebon blaze]

Oh it was a joke

[loud flint]

Nissan GTR 50 goes brrrrr

[echo quarry]

Have it gold perform well

[chrome surge]

I wasn't finished, every car good in the right hands

[loud flint]

With Hololive decal

[regal plank]

[loud flint]

Amogh aint beating Blu with F12tdf

[echo quarry]

Don’t like it dragon force one is dope

[chrome surge]

It's good cause I love it, any problems?

[echo quarry]

Yes

[azure latch]

that accel is yuck

that speed is slow

[regal plank]

Kinda mid ngl

[chrome surge]

And yet 2* Venoms lose to it🥀

[ebon blaze]

Nice

[azure latch]

and of course people such as yourself are allergic to nitro management and learning lines

[burnt loom]

I wonder when they'll add Audi to the game.

[azure latch]

so you're insinuating this car is better than a venom?

[flat walrus]

and my chiron is at 3 star

[azure latch]

dear lord, the a8 bullcrap has polluted you

[minor steppe]

trying to hunt this car lowk

[loud flint]

Son…. Most people with Venom have no clue what they are holding

[chrome surge]

No, I'm just adding how low it's seen although it can go toe to to with a low ranked venom, if it was obsolete even with a stock one, then yes it would be worse but in no way is it better than a Venom

[flat walrus]

venom is for nerds

[minor steppe]

yall need to use e tense smh

[flat walrus]

bentley continental gt3*

[loud flint]

What your implying is if I gave my brother, who has never played this game, my 5* Venom and I raced him with my 5* Supra and won, then the D class Supra is better than Venom

[flat walrus]

or... porsche 911 gt2 rs clubsport

[chrome surge]

POV: It's asphalt, not F1

[minor steppe]

[minor steppe]

What's up with that car tho I haven't tried it

WAIT

[azure latch]

it cannot go toe-to-toe with a low ranked venom
you seem to fail to understand, like majority of everyone, that the position you get in multiplayer is not a factor when saying if a car is good or not

[minor steppe]

this

[flat walrus]

it is bouncy and its so fun

i really want that car

[granite rivet]

i've played over 10 races in the second to last stage for the avj and still no epics

[minor steppe]

I meant the Porche and accidentally pinged the same message

[chrome surge]

It all comes sown to statistics of how frequently one faces such opponents, i faced venoms roughly 15 times in D3 and 4 and won 12 races with Carrera but if that means 15 of those were just unskilled noobs then ig the majority playerbase is just plain crappy which is in no way bad, it's a game!!

[chrome surge]

Bruh I'm talking about gauntlets🥀

[loud flint]

Gauntlet is still the same

[chrome surge]

Sure

[azure latch]

car has no accel

you really cannot be talking about gauntlet

also you're td

[loud flint]

Most people, 90% I’d wager, have no clue how to drive a Venom

[azure latch]

so you've really made a fool of yourself

[loud flint]

Also, Venom at 1* can do 500khm floats

[junior raven]

Ship of fools reference

[chrome surge]

Nope, I drive MD only for gauntlets and TD for other races coz I'm too lazy

[junior raven]

[azure latch]

[junior raven]

I’ll see myself out now

[minor steppe]

is that v4 from overkill

[loud flint]

Carrera in no scenario has better drift or handling than Venom

[gleaming oar]

Td=botting

[azure latch]

so you have pretty much no skill and no grounds to be talking about carrera in gauntlet in any factual sense

[minor steppe]

war

[loud flint]

Venom, need I remind you, also goes over 500khm at stock, and keep speed on corners that Carrera loses speed on

[chrome surge]

Becoming a fool is the no.1 requirement to play this game so if you're playing it too, you're one yourself too

[loud flint]

Truest statement You’ve said so far

[azure latch]

futile attempt at an insult sigh

[chrome surge]

Wasn't insulting, just spitting facts brotha

[azure latch]

at least have some common knowledge before adulating a dumb car

[loud flint]

The problem is not Venom, it’s that a lot of people have it at 1* from SL, and are TD or don’t know what they doing,

So your not beating Venom, your beating people who have no clue what kinda Beast Venom is

[azure latch]

spitting facts he says

compares car by how much his opponents suck

i rest my case

[loud flint]

[minor steppe]

e tense Evo

[golden fox]

evo lancer >>>

[loud flint]

[azure latch]

[loud flint]

Old joke

[chrome surge]

Don't know how to prove a metric in a racing game than to pull out stats of wins with a car but ig you brainiacs like to do NASA level analysis, so yeah I'm not that smart enough to argue over a futile topic

[golden fox]

evo suffering from Vandaphobia <<<

[ebon blaze]

Why you hate the Carrera?

[loud flint]

NASA level measuring 🚫
Skill based measurement ✅

[ebon blaze]

What did he do to you

[tender trench]

[minor steppe]

la

[astral shell]

Luck exists in packs

[azure latch]

bro learned new word and used it in incorrect context
while admitting that we know more about the game yet still refuses to accept the facts

[chrome surge]

Don't know but the hate in this server for certain cars which are actually not that bad is just toxic

[loud flint]

I never said Carrera is bad

[azure latch]

i did

[loud flint]

I said “Carrera not beating Venom”

[azure latch]

poo poo car

[chrome surge]

👆

[minor steppe]

yo that's a cool pfp I can't lie 👀

[azure latch]

no accel and speed

car is 2 kmh faster than vanda and thats it

[ebon blaze]

I guess

[minor steppe]

no sarcasm

[hybrid charm]

[exotic elbow]

Bro on his phone when others are outside driving😭 😭

[minor steppe]

yo 😭

[exotic elbow]

Dawg save them

[azure latch]

my fault

[chrome surge]

I also admitted but it can beat it in gauntlets in lower ranks though

[azure latch]

carrera better than venom

i concede

[ebon blaze]

💀

[azure latch]

im a believer now

[minor steppe]

anything but driving

[royal sentinel]

bro thought he could stay invincible

[loud flint]

Skill issue

[hybrid charm]

Carrera truther!

[hybrid charm]

Theres more too

[tender trench]

Why does unbreakable have to suck so much

[ebon blaze]

Give me 5 star Carrera with 8 eips and 30m credits cuz I want it

[tender trench]

Oh my god

[hybrid charm]

Carrera sucks btw