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COCO 
Josh here?
Whoās that
I beat vandas with lykan today 
Hi
cocomelon
my first win of the day i hate this game so much i've been trying for so long
I mean jose
@waxen vessel i want samosa
Come ...
i genuinely havent had samosas in a while š
aye i can make u samosas
With chatni
i dont think i ever eaten that
Come out of the Rock bro
Make at home easy
i will beat your lykan in vanda now

Heās here
Did you saw the video Amit?
Of?
Car
Worse could've been 50 blue on yellow chips... #waste
Im being featured on Herman Li's Q&A video by Asphalt
use it
Cool
actually how many flavours of samosas are there
noh
Ik u american but do u have any spanish link?
Cool 2x
Que
Leave it
You don't need a vanda to beat me alian š½
Que voy a dejar

When is asphalt 10 coming
MaƱana
Never

Means never in Spanish?
Lvl 5 
What lang is that

french
Hewwo Jose
Media perms
noob language
Eww
FranƧais
vanda are my pookies
oh wait i thought i have media perms for a sec
i can't let anything happen to them
my seal got banished :(
you unfortunately cant censor french on this server
EspaƱol
so i have to use that word
No French

No cƔllate mejor
Tg
Meaning?
Que
h
Nah
Si
ŁŲ§
I cant type Spanish bro. I wanna know the meaning 
š¦
I made the same mistake but for chips I didn't need..weren't click oh well

since when does the mayor of London play Asphalt
Today
ĀæHola UselessUser, Como esta?

no wait that's Sadiq Khan
english
nvm
cooked
then get bonk
Yo estoy bien
gladly i shall
Bueno
Ok

Kinder
wait did you say you were good
i dont know much spanish
Guys new season patch notes when
Maybe
@fathom seal
oh shoot, should've searched up before i said good
not happening
When they come out

When New Season Start ?
Vayanne has come a few times in the past year
Unrealistic
when ?
Next week
The amount of people Iāve seen asking when is patch notes or next update is crazy
In 4 days
When it ends
When?
When it ends
when ?
It end when?
When it ends
when
patch notes for next update why
when ?
When
When it ends x2
when ?
I said so

It ends when it ends
Exactly
big yahu giving you a boost
š£ļø
gonna get top 1 in both MPs now š£
my internet is having skill issues
non existent accel car
where to put speedtail epics
Boredom 
on the speedtail
4444
Can see why
my dc bugged too 
plenty of games to play

notably starting with u and ending with l
99% of asphalt players donāt know this trick
Called the store
some new subway surfers game dropped today
my condolences bro š¹
Which star do you need the fragivento for the ds?
for the mobile warriors
3
Yeah surfers 2 dropped
W
the game nobody asked for
Got the overwatch 2 energy (that meaning itās unnecessary)
Reason: Bad word usage
can't wait to watch more YT shorts slop with its gameplay š¤©
so unnecessary that overwatch 2 got renamed to just overwatch
GTA 6 itself is slop, but a very expensive one
You should buy this before the price increase
(It is on sale)
I think in linguistics weāre at the point where weāve developed a new arbitrary time frame, āGTA6ā
Umamusume: Pretty Derbyl?
Because itās worth every penny
I wish I bought actual game instead of key

I would just buy a key off eneba or smth if I were you
nah but we might genuinely use GTA 6's release as the beginning of a new calendar
1 AG (After GTA)
im waiting for cp2077 sale next
I mean were due for a new year frame

might buy rdr2 in the meantime
What about risk of PC damage 2
backlog of games i wanna try is insane
kingdom come better
@plush gust wait what time is it for you
HERMAN LI
resident evil son or silent hill daughter
Thankfully the studio being bought out didnāt hinder them so much
are you

Me too
Aw ok
thought about it since i can just play it in czech
afsalt
sry
Was about to but you had me when you said donāt ban
We are just Great Asphalt Yappers
The word is fine tbf
š«”
afsalt
omg that was so close
have there been any codes recently
no
yes i can tell everybody be yapping
i gotta save budget to buy fh6
dam alr
in this yappingsville server
i bought it on glitch price 
I heard theres wristbands and something else?
Like 2 ways to progress
Nice banned reaction
yeah one for exploring and one for more racing

Not bad
Can be better
racing one also has a lock on some categories like hypercars until you advance
me likey
No way
You donāt get the entire hyper car line up dumped into your inventory in 10 races
hi
the forza way

He didn't answer it š
#šć»dragonforce-ama message
i remember when i started fh5 first thing i did was finish tutorial and buy sesto fe for 500k
most broken car in the game day one

those were good times
I remember afking Goliath during school
Like I turned it on, went to school
Came back to a few mill or smth
Good times
theres an autodrive mode on fh6
Better have next luck
i wonder if that impacts afking
I reset the game a little after since I didnāt like having the game completed like that
Probably?
Patch notes tomorrow? Or Saturday? Had anyone heard? Usually they announce it by now
Wouldnāt you still need an input to differentiate it
Presumably weekend but nothing confirmed
Probably an announcement tomorrow
how do the gauntlet system work, like the division appointment?
i would hope theres something
letting the car drive overnight and coming back to money doesnt sound fun
Hopefully! I cant get enough asphalt!
Itās based on the accumulative rank of the top 5 highest ranked cars in your garage
not good for the economy either
new car and another car golden
ohhhh ok thnx
Can anyone train me on gauntlet tracks?
talking about economies
I love breaking my game economy
wheres the asphalt economy revamp
Practice for real life
Cancelled
We make a new gamemode that is broken and gets dumped after 1 update of support

Wait
Suppose if it does actually work and team cooks
This is grounds for dead cells collab

dead cells development finished sadly
but it would definitely have a collab if this was a few years back
broskis looked at every game and said yes please
Thatās true
Terraria took itās sweet time integrating mushroom boi as a result
Oh well
Maybe the binding of Isaac instead 
what do you think is a good time for div IV?
I def touch less grass I'm p2 in mp1 and in green car stage of ds and havent started er9 se
green car stage XD
sv frangivini somethin
all i know is that its green
Depends on a lot of things
The tracks? Cars used, skill, etc
Hi
I donāt remember how it works
can i dm u pls?
Is it too far back or should be further
Iād rather keep my DMs off, sorry
I got a chopped gauntlet line up
np
sure
MP3 is available, right?
needs scales/tissue samples
should be preboss imo
It is pretty weak so I see what you mean
Same with Void Bag
Why does it need bones
@cloud goblet that dragonforce ama is rigged my question wasn't selected. No balls by GL
gold SLR
I can't check the game since I'm not home. Please tell me that MP3 is now available.
mosler super gt is so weird on kb
Wht was ur question
i can do punches eaisly on gamepad but almost never on kb with this car
MP3??

The Syndicate mode
Oo
Is it available now? I forgot to check before I went out this morning.
It's usually available when Gauntlet is active.
No pursuit mp
Really? How interesting.
Bold of u to assume tht I'll go n look for ur question

Because some of questions were not questions 
It's a message link. Get your remaining braincell working

Bold of u to assume I'll tap on tht
Competitive time for future fusion?
They is a question 

They did ask about uma š
Impossible lol
Then don't ask unnecessary questions.
Why not.??
Anyways. Gn legends 
anyone from GP Tier 1 here?
alien
Two guys holding third position
what do 1st point mean
bro what is that name š
Better qualification time decides who will lead
But here our qualification times are same as well
So we at 3rd despite having same score
Otherwise one will be second with 130 points while the other guy with same 130 score will be third
I've the key. The car at 5 ā and 8 EIPs so I'll pass this one
First time hitting all 3 cuts, was a very easy mid 29 but I had to mess up the mid
gg
uh when will we get next season's patch notes?
it's normally one week before
nob

And still it's 1 week before if pn comes this weekend

whens the season ending?
my guess wil be before Tuesday, so the last day for PN would be Monday.
1530 rating
Team ghost slipstream is free rating
Next tuesday

not really, it ends next tuesday i think
Cats?
DUDE I just realised
My question got covered in ama but it wasn't by me, someone stole it
š
Hey! Its perfectly good to eat!
I asked the what shampoo do you use question š
Stole from brain?

And usually back then season ended like next thursday so it's only 2 days diff, basically the same
... you confessing to eat cat food?
No difference
Hi carge
No way! I did a float with charger!
what is going on
can you teach me how to floaty
Idk myself, I am running on pure muscle memory
Is it just me or lvling up garage is so much easier now
Shut aline
I've gone from 40 to 45 just in 3 weeks
my E tense doesnt want to float, it doesnt lift its wheels
but I remember lvling up just 1 lvl during lvl 30 something takes like a month
@cloud goblet can you like fix that youtube link by removing that ?si part and after? I think you know what that ?si part exists hopefully
Use hulk to lift up car
Try drifting at at curve at max speed
Anyone wanna run some gauntlet matches?
i cant maintain max speed 
My guyš
Why is this guy lowkey falling for it
Bro doesnt know who it is
For the first few. It will become more difficult the higher you progress
Doesn't matter, e tense floaty is still the most braindead question everš
Hi death
Then I think we should get acquainted first before calling each other by names
what do you mean ? can you explain pls
That's some subtle flirting
i 360 but my wheels dont lift š„ŗ
Does this help?
I am demise, the noob
Yeah that's cuz you drift at 100% speed every time you press the drift button
Perry the Platypus
Cool platypus
ohhh i seee, ill try to drift slower next time
LMAOOO
š
bro š
why you trolling him š
thats so rude!!
is he making fun of me ?
your strategy not working either @oak hill
no lmao he is just ignoring that u are confused. listen some cars cannot floaty. etense is one of them
What nooooo
I can show funny to get on ur good side
etense doesnt even need floaty it already has decent handling
????? Bro
thanks
can corvette floaty
Which 1
it is my best car, 4*
which one there's a billion
the grand sport i think its called
ccgs?
no it cannot im pretty sure
but that one also doesnt need floaty

3700 gallardo rn
listen when the car is bouncy thats basically floaty. if it sticks to the ground its not floaty. u can try it urself
It floats for 48 seconds
ššš
OH is that what floaty means ?
I see!
i tried out one car in mp2 free try and it did do that!
thanks
floaty is just a stupid term. its just 360ing or punch drifting to lift one of ur front tyres for a moment. it basically makes it so that u lose less speed but ur drift is wider
if u are new u shouldn't really worry about floaty and stuff.
hey, you seem like a good player ! thanks for the help my guy
š yea i am def a good player
thanks
i appreciate you helping out beginners :) <3
@lofty nest this is what a floaty looks like:)
you just sent a screenshot how do i understand via that
See the video
Eh he prolly cannot tell the difference. it's fine he shouldn't worry about it rn
similar name, cool !
i turned my graphics to high settings time to blow my computer up
I always play at max settings 60fps

Because of Brawl Stars I ran out of luck in Asphalt Legends....
Gameloft is disappointed at me.... He wants my soul back...
i am tired of roblox graphics š even at low my game crashes š
uh is there a fake ?
You earlier told me you were selling your soul to me
Idk
Traitorš
Well... Im sell my soul to....
||Gaijin!||
Fair enough
gai what
It's a snail who made War Thunder
erm caht my game is stuck at loading screen now that i turn my settings back to low
Ion think people would take the trouble to impersonateš
am i cooked
gay
mac ?
just restart ur device
windows
Noob device. My 3/32 device can handle it like fire
Mine canāt play š
okay i tried verylow preset with all the settings turned high. idk why something feels off tho
it looks better than just the low preset
but it looks weird idk why theres film grain
In the sky
@ vegitogl spreading misinformation 
wow your driving is splendid
Ya make it look smooth
I am not even close to the best players but thanks for the compliments
you seem pretty close
closer than you think
Why no inside line
Damn knockdowns
was just testing the car trying to figure out how to get the best speed possible out of a floaty
whats the reason to use orange nitro in air
it's 2nd best nitro to use in air if you don't have shockwave ready
It looks cool 
š you accelerate more in air ?
damn
yes
yes. its a arcade game
lol
it's supposed to be a lil dumb
i have a long way to go
Yes ok š
You need to watch some beginner guide videos, I recommend gwa 
whats gwa
Alien player gaming with awesome
Watch how to basic
š ill check him out
yeah, im watching his video right now
he seems like a good player

You know you've made it when you can pull stuff like carnage is pulling
Lmao
I've found my goal in this game
Yes real
?
do we know each other
im trying to top my class wym pass
Then gl at that then
whats with the word alien
Your main priority would be to pass no?
does it have a meaning here
hi mods? any new ipdate things on OC
chips settings. it is getting drained quite fast these days and consumption is high.
passing is piss easy
what min car star is needed for the ds for the b rank fv car key?
i wanna score 98
Gl on that then
Donāt use them , ez , they are not mandatory
thnx
HS ?
I can barely drive this thing, meanwhile
11:07 am
mhm
Not having black rims is a crime on this car

now?
:14
o

:17
2:16
Ok
:18
@plush gust we should friend each other on roblox
š§

Ghostiic
Peanuts
First time?
the hell you mean 4 out of 6 ads
Nope
Like 2nd time
1st time was a power flicker
But this time itās after I updated and restarted
Today my laptop died on me, for like the fourth time this month
And it turns on but the screen says like failed to do something 98%
So it got 98% of the way through starting ig
i read it like thinking how your computer doesnt work when it's at 98%
And then didnāt work
._.?
Idk I assume itās the updates
That it only got to 98% and got stuck there

I wonder if its loosing speed on terrain? That would be an interesting way to play with offroad cars

bro are they broke or somethin? i listened to one song and i got another 4 ads

Using the app?
Or browser
yes
Just use yt music on brave browser
should i not?
Lol
Use browser with adblocker
man yt music plays the video my pc just cries for help whenever im playing asphalt and there's a video playing in bg
- on yt u gotta search for the songs in spotify i already have a decent playlist
YouTube music itās their version of a music app
So you donāt have mv
i know. that one also plays video
Only if you want to
Ohh
Well try to open Spotify on brave

Maybe it will stop some adds
A 6 star class C car
Yes
i heard some spotify plugin its like vencord for spotify. i need to get that
But imagine if it dosent lose speed on terrain
It would be a cool
yt music revanced š£ļø
teto
How do I become š½
Talk to elon
touch elon
Bogos binted?
ai police sedan has the lancer evolution nitro animation lol
lmao how do u even notice that
accidentaly during a race, then on another i tried to recreate that by luring the cop to grab a nitro bottle
crazy
Yo wsp
Im new to Asphalt Legends 9
now watch some nerd say its good
yea it drifts so bad
it needs straight tracks in this game to survive
I like egoista 
How can i get cars fast?
money
changing username gives fast cars 
.
Im not that dumb
I started playing like mid 22-23 then i quit
well, to your question
Save tokens in the game, do showroom events, tryout the Lamborghini Aventador J special hunt, look out on gauntlet store: peugeot 9x8
then the "I'm new to AL" saying is invaild 
ong. and it doesn't help that it accels so slow and if someone even tickles me i either explode to death or lose all my speed
i like it too but in game its not good man sorry
I only played the aL 8 airbone and stuff
is stingray key car?
no

maybe i should start farming credits 

the username 
what were you even spending it on
@coral epoch are you going to change that name?
i told u so 
I think that name is permanent 
you can change it
What cars on which tracks?
U can?
Ohhh fire
i upgraded 4 cars
now i'm broke
where did you find that options?
I thought you always can

Wha do I do if my phone case broke
settings āļø
Wha do I do
You think glue will work?
for a few days
I thought otterbox cases were durable š„
I did indeed
Thatās why my times suck
Cus the case is messed up
Itās def not because I play on the worst settings known
This reminds me when i wasted my last 250 tokens to refresh the DragonForce store and get the Porsche DragonForce edition and then i realized i needed the key because i didnt check properly
š š
i feel bad for u
What cars on which tracks tho?
i wanna send that mosquito near ear gif
dont bypass in img please
what cars in your garage tho
Kuriya do you have gauntlet advice
Lemme get a new recording
i do but you need to show me your cars first
Kangaroo strategy
you still might need to do some testing anyway
can u help me with some tips
for g.let
sure but let me help gt40mk1 first
ok
My lineup kinda cooked ik
will be on the queue on 2nd
ootc
ghost ship
gezira
wall street
leap of faith
Yup those are the tracks
the problem is that chiron is your best car for like 3 of these
I got all the tracks where specifically Chiron is good
nixy
Iām not good with agera there Gng
actually chiron is your best in slot on 4 of these
Devel maybe
But which one would be best for Chiron
beating yukong by 0.7s
Cus everyone only has 1 Chiron
holy baby
š¤£
I feel like Mosler could do well on ootc
definitely not ootc
not really
U sure?
accel is aughh
What on ootc then
cope with agera
mosler doing anything but finishing the race
Mark zuck did that

zzzzz
zenless zone zenless zone zero
ign isn't allowed?
When Iām in Mosler I donāt finish first most of the time š„
ban them for bypass bro not me
no
its ur game š
dawg i didnt even dish any punishment out
yes ik ur only a mod and can't do that
Actually š¤
but do it anyway ā¤ļøāš©¹
z1 z2 z3 z4 z5 z6 z7 z8 z9 z10 z11 z12 z13 z14 z15 z16 z17 z18 z19 z20 z21 z22 z23 z24 z25 z26 z27 z28 z29 z30

its ok I'm a very humble and forgiving person, so I forgive you
you don't need to worry anymore
hello solace
helo i am so la ce
hi solace big fan
And gs
love your work
As well as wsr
anyway gt40
id probably do
ootc agera
ghost ship chiron
gezira sf90
wall street and leap have to be speedtail or TA
test which is faster
i dont know
ta will be faster on both
TA faster wsr im pretty sure
gauntlet?
Yes
but idk which is better on which since you only have one TA
wall street speedtail leap of faith TA
My cooked gauntlet line up
easy choice
take ta on whichever track youre better on
wallstreet TA
ootc with mosler be like:-
OOTC= driver out of control
leap speedtail ig
Don't use covers thats enough
ideally rail on leap with speedtail
i think i lean towards wall street TA as well
I needa practice that then š„
and wsr ta
what cars do u have?

.
@severe wyvern
My cooked gl 39 garage
hmm ok
okay your turn while everyone else helps gt40
Maybe 300+ somewhere 
i feel like he will be more consistent on wsr with speedtail but aite
Thatās def good
Iām goated with it tho
ootc devel?
ghost ships chiron
gezira sf90
wall street TA
devel leap
Whats happening 
sounds fire
schlawg
Gng
where do i send ss of car garages
try a recording and send it here
TA?
I get 400+ floats
Nevera time attack
c9 300+ should be global ver
make them think it's freefall fr
fake nitro beat real nitro
How
true
They either see the time or the track
need elite role to send external emojis here

you need to be unemployed to send emojis
Emot
to send external emote

damn
ohhh ok
michi is here as well though
is this fr
thought they were sending as links
saar
i think it's meant to be a measure to prevent like spam or something nsfw from low level jobbers or whatever
yes, also spend 6000 dollar on DS to get external emotes
Ok so the final verdict on my gauntlet tracks
but that rule's been here longer than ive been here
Is
most important requirement
and ive been here for 6 years
Whatt
probably just restriction against nsfw emote spam
getting stuck at around 90% recording
what message is that sticker trying to convey?
yeah i think so
How did I get 19 at 3rd place
it's bulgogi
"jobbers" š we are humans too, its called employment. No need for the hard r slur š¢
what a legacy ngl
lowk proud
Iām missing the koolaid lab in chemistry š„
lowkenuienly real and true
im a jobber too
i once got 20 at second
prayge emote
š„
I donāt have a job 
ohhhhhh its that dish, very good, didn't know the name, and didn't recognize it at first on the drawing
make one
youre at the age where studying is more important
This is true
I am in high school still
I love off days
any link between AL and bulgogi ... š„ like why do we have that sticker
they all talk about being on that grind but what they dont know is school is basically your job when youre young
Just woke up at 1120am
there u go @last dagger
korean food festival event
whats uour gauntlet tracks
.
What the helly
Gng spend some credits
@last dagger
does anyone know what is the purpose of the timer in front of the dragonforce porsche decal? Does it run or it's static?
inb4 u click on their gauntlet track and its gold inferno mazzanti cherchio
and nothing else
Someone prolly will cus people are silly
just spent a lot on tsr upgrade
namba huracan is fine keep that

Reason: selling acc
mods get him

1 punch KO
mods castrate him
mods
smartest account seller
Lmao
take the epics from his absolut away
Imagine they arenāt actually selling their account tho š
so nobody knows what's the timer for?
And they were trolling
is race 3 seine or the other one
Oh my
No chill server yes
schrodinger's account seller
it goes boom
cosmetic iirc
dm them saying āyes i want to buyā then ban them after they confirm
*if they werenāt alr banned
cosmetic yes, but ok a bomb timer makes sense... kinda
Mods don't dm as far as I know
along the sin(x)
Unless they're already friends
rob a bank if it fails tell police i was just trolling
good idea actually
paris along the..
it's kind of terrifying how many unupgraded cars you have
like dude what are you saving for
those cars are begging to be upgraded
instructions unclear i now have 37 criminal charges against my name
230+
Make sure to do this when you come across that video
so the limit is 36
š¤
hear me out
Will we tho
they should make prisoners discord mods, they have all the free time there, where's the harm in hooking them up with a pc and intenet
Gng
Idk about other countries but in most of the courts, even if you know that a robbery is likely to happen. You can't arrest them until they've attempted
depends on law, some countries punishes the attempt or the intent
peak
Oh yeah from the scammer dude
no
In case of murders, intent is likely enough. Robberies, no







