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imperial measurements are gae
Where is Miku on AMG black series
talk about photo finish i didnt even see my race position change from 2nd to 1st before crossing the finish line
Find a black series first
but me when--
I found a bolide š
Boleed
boiled egg
boiled
Bol leg

Wait
What do you use instead of millimetres
Im curious
Bots dk
Millimeters
true
yes
1.6M / 1.6
decimals of inches lmao
centimetres are more comparable since its like 2.54cm in an inch
but there isnt anything smaller than inches
im American but i still prefer metric for everything other than speed
How many inches is amoeba
depends which one
2 kilometres at the speed of 300mph
Amazing
This dot right here .
i shouldve said fractions of inches but yea same difference
Numerator by denominator of inches
uh
nobody cares?
Self-glazing
Hello
Donald Trump gets starstruck by looking himself in the mirror
Hai
Nice
Whar
Itās me, Aurora
Oh

Hi aurora
I observe your name changed twice
Ok. Ill do that
But most people will call me takedown
(I am a dirty player in ALU)
360 me or come too close, down you go.

Done with my breakfast
Youāre just like me
Chicken š
Indeed. Why do you think I chose the name I did?
(Also Iām aware of how misleadingly masculine my name is)
š§Ø
Thatās kinda the whole point
Try me
Bet
if im on nitro shockwave stay out of my way although i dont do 360s a whole lot
Same
I KD myself 99% of the time anyway
Nope Iāll challenge you to a game of shockwave chicken
does not compute
theyre td so theyre not a big threat guys
You donāt mind if i say skill issue, do you?
I'd call myself one of the cleanest Vanda user
Oh howād you know?
Not at all
Ok then. Skill issue.
how does that even happen??????

99% of KDers will 360 until they hit 
Funny physics
lucky guess
Amazing 360 kd
Real
I do have carpal tunnel syndrome so I canāt do manual
Soooo
I am a very good driver though
logical physics.exe has stopped responding would you like to close the program?
Drop by 2 positions
Essentially yeah
I just mind my own business
I usually mind my own business unless some person decides to mess with me
No comment
still as intimidating as a chihuahua on a leash
That's everyone of us
Youād be suprised
eh
i play with only engine sounds and music also my favorite song in the game is Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold
Ayyy!!! Mine too!
venom user 360ing omg
what has the world come to
bros in a faster car and just could not accelerate š
Last time I played in game music was in Asphalt 8 - Animals by Martin Garrix
what the negative iq driving
What place did u get on the gp and what star count?
Oh yesssss
I skipped this GP due to college obligations
Hello jeskotm
Ohh
Since then I've muted all in game music and engine sounds
Then u go to college?
Canāt really do nothing about them college obligations
i love driving cars that have š§± handling like ford gt n overload hommage
I thought u were adult
Iām 17, but yes

Go for Nevera R
Overload Ford gt 
how does your mind work sir
I get that a lot.
Iām used to it
nah nah
Erm, your description.. but sure
bro hears you go to college
but said "i thought you were adult"
Ok and? I matured off of trauma.
Not off of age
Do you like DS performance?
I appreciate that you like kpop
Im korean
I do yes
(Thatās not what inspired my name)
But I do like Kpop
Reeeeeally
I like Koreans but not k pop
Thank you . . . ?
interesting
Funny thing, I dont listen to kpop a lot 
koreans i think generally don't
Ye
i don't really see often i guess
the toxic people are always western
Aināt we all?
Yep I like Korean Jong Un
i live in europe right now
oi
Oh that makes sense

i mean it's okay depending on which part of it
Ye
balkans and the west ā ļø
Basically I like anyone who is intimidating to the US

I'm still miss nitro bottle
Oh god donāt even 
Hm why does the car have a crosshair?
son why is there a crosshair
I added it
Aināt no way we both said it at the same time 
Why does the Nevada tunnel have two openings
So two cars arenāt squished together
because it does...
Lmfao
one for going in one for going out
not surprised
I guess that's a three lane
Thatās what- nvm I aināt saying that
for what
crash out
Aiming nitro bottle , but it not work well
Who, you?
Hi Snuffo
erm
hello
Hi
it not work period
Ssup
I'm not
Whatās going on?
how would a crosshair help in aiming for a nitro bottle
not yet
I'm doing earbud research
son
Cause I need earbuds for work
Hello snuffo
i will because dumb sinus refuse to let me taste new protein shake flavour
The human bud or the mechanical one
Ohhh
desperate times call for desperate measures
well it's a crosshair... used for aiming

The ones I just bought literally stopped working
Bro is shopping while I thought bro is a scientist
I mean if you want a budget options I can find a few
At least they were cheap
aiming in a car
but he's STILL missing stuff he's aiming for so
If your mouse isn't working, use asfane
so closeeeee
I'm trying fix my skill

it is what it is
Mood
I've narrowed down to cmf buds 2a, moondrop space travel, and a few from Tozo
Ok let me see what I can find
dont fix it using a crosshair for nitro bottle, instead improve ur racing line
All are like 30 and under
Yes
Borrowed from 
Ture
I could go like cmf buds 2 tho for like 50
True*
Did he say they was borrowed?
Ye
Ah
what flavour
Hello
hello
A flavor
I got the pistachios flavour now
Hello uncle snuffo
Only way I can stay sane at work
bland š
how are the kids
I work with all females vro
Used to having Mango flavours
Uncle?
Whar
its freaking bland bruh imma cry my eyes out
I'm literally the ONLY guy on my shift
Oh itās one of them jobs
oh damn
Ok
The 4 we had all got fired
That makes more sense
hear me out br--
Not it's burger King
Oh ma god
I can work as your replacement
I work in fast food
Cuz I'm fired anyways
LOL
We sinnin'
Where is sivo?
So ppl come and go
Oh I canāt imagine what they mustāve done 
Car with 0 handling
I mean when you have to wear a headset and hear all the gossip and tea
It's annoying someday
Not like I'll use it much...
son
U wont
Retired and left
Surprised your will to live hasnāt left yet
The one car I want for a race in Chapter 03...
Trust me it has but until I go back to school, it's tolerable
Ughhh you know that guy over there did that weird stuff. Hey Snuffo two Americanos please yeah the guy that did weird stuff
I mean it pays bills and such
yea it pays so
Bro would warn or ban you if you so much as said balls too many times
Whar is it the porsche
have to deal with some stuff
Yea
Yeah as long as there's some green cash in the hand
even if I got a horrible job i dont care unless the pays reasonable
That is right in my opinion
Fair enough
Also did scribbles get banned?
But yeah I'm gonna wait a few weeks before I get anything
I know. It was an example.
Yes
What
why
Lol
pretty sure
BWO guys are banned
Wait he got banned?
By whom?
Lord
idek who banned them
I just got to know last night
Yes, and correction, Chapter 02 Heat Wave.
son he didnt even do any bwo tricks
I was here for it tho
hes in bwo because he mastered devel
Yeah, dont spend any tokens on it
I didnāt know š
Literally half of them are content creators
Their not banned
I see
snuffo present but doesn't know what happened 
Then why is scribble-
I don't
Scribbles says he regrets having being so cringey and arrogant
Nvm
Like I remember the ban
And that he was a child
But idk why they were banned
well true hes an adult now
No
Probably was due to that
next year even id say the same
He's 18
2023 scribbles to now scribbles is a lot more maturity and such
Ohhh Amogh told me he's still too young to participate in ESLs
Yeah
Oof

you can try searching his name "from mee6: scribbles" if he got banned in a public chat
Didnāt he start beef with someone else too?
How do I search that up
I forgot tbh
On mee6
Filters eh
(Some people havenāt used discord before)
What is the bot command??
ok let me try something @woeful yoke
not me lurking and learning about lore
khriz and I lore go way back
Loreeeee
I need this emoji 
good Ole days of a8
most important lore
Yessss
Apache lore
Can't seem to find, must have had a different @ when banned ig


dude that video was a pain
Oh
Wut?
ID lol
undrivable ahh bike
gameloft could not make anything work goddamn
teorema vs lancer
Damn level 83
I'm just 25 despite being active like 5 hrs a day
I have a clip of all the KDs I encountered
Hello
hi snuf
hai noobracer
we'd have to probably find his old tag
Sup
Oh hey mono
long time no see i guess
Snuffo is a Tomahawk lover?
yes
Long time no see indeed
I see then he's like 4th or 5th Tomahawk lover
more tragic than my fish getting flushed down the drain by my uncle
whatās the tomahawk again
Dejan
I do have a clip of me KDing khriz too 
InihearX
The bike in asphalt 8?
The really stupidly fast one
Yes
Dodge bike
Yes
That goes 400 or smth
oh that one
First ever 1860 bike
crazy
I don't know how many are there now
This thing
im gonna hop off for a bit, maybe cook dinner
Absolute monster of a bike
i havenāt been feeling good for the past few days
I thought u be 14
They made an asphalt edition bike
In the right hands. Used to be the king of the game
Oh alright. Take care and feel better soon. Get some rest and take medication.
yes, i cook
I think h2r one
Ok. Cook
And it's worse then tomahawk handling wise
It was bad. I maxed it out in those days
iāll do chicken-parm and sphegetti or smth
Pfffttttt
That sounds so fire
I'm not even lying
Tomahawk has bad handling
H2R is weird. Like Absolut drift in AL
Iāve seen the meals he cooks. Each of them belong in a restaurant ngl
youāre fire daddy
agreed
h
You wut?
Do u guys live together or smth
heās my bbg
yes
How.. what

Who? Me and mono? Can you imagine? No.
seems like his ban was around here
No, u and cortisol
but infraction got deleted
Whar
That's like almost 2 years ago
How u know his name the
I knew him as monochrome musician
Then*
@fervent folio
Way way before we met again this year
who dat?
Scribbles
Yes we know
Scribbles got banned?
Now poly
noobracer can call me dad
I think so
what why?!
Oh thnx
real
Unclear
From this server?
deleted user idk but they were replying to the infraction of him getting banned most likely
nice new pfp btw
looks like he was just being toxic
throwback
Yes
Thanks.
Not going to happen
Kek
thanks gameloft

Great deal
miau

hmm this is also scribbles...
50 tokens for 500 credits
š
Top slavery (3 tries)
š½
the plot deepens ... (no idea who dis)
šŖ
ā
Wow alien
top whale*
unplayable game simulator
Nuh uh
look at this pro
yuh uh
You can do better in 5 minutes
So was this 
i didn't even know asfane tle was gonna happen
wow my inferno days
crazy clip
asfane is stock sir
my ears š
Free top 100
you--
the nitro on this car is just so goofy
sexy car tho

too bad it useless 
don't mind me in the p2w 1502 car
because game is trash
A8 was a game of all time
in 2013-2018
well before fusion coins were added
Yea
Fusion coins were good, then were used to upgrade cars
every decision to murder the game was made
That was when a8 died
Should I watch a show thatās an anime or watch a show thatās good and not an anime
so good i made like 10+ accs
All of the above

depends what ur inti
This will affect how well I play AL
if ur into artstyle then anime
if you like crime stuff watch monk or psych
+10 windows local accounts
both are peak
if ur really digging deep into stories then shows
Lowk both
I barely watch shows now
well animes have great stories too
what typa genre u into
A lot
any mains
Like fantasy stuff and crime stuff
goodnight esl player
As well as a bit of sci-fi
Neither are animes but they are good
cyberpunk edgerunners
Seen
paw patrol
Iāve watched a lot of stuff
goodnight
That show is so freaking good tho
does it have to be anime?
No
did u like cyberpunk ER
I watch a decent bit of live action crime shows
Yeah
Reason: Bad word usage
bro
Iāve lately been watching animes on Hulu
u might like black lagon
2 really good crime shows are Monk and Psych. Both had a lot of seasons and are really good
Cus Netflix is dry
but 2 o's
justice league: crisis on 2 earths
Hmm
psych is more of a crime comedy
im watching donganronpa rn
One anime that I watched recently that I liked was called high school of the dead
monk is more crime drama
peak
Ah
but the story was good enough that the author could have done more with it
Yeah
Should I?
like he made death note and everything
Death note was so good
no way that track JUST came for me in an mp race, what are the odds
but then in hs of the dead we get an ending like this
Yeah
teme isnt good
We should talk in off topic
Cus this is def flooding the chat with non AL related stuff
hello
if AL added girls this chat would be relevant
whar
isnt that the one with the funny sniper scene
yes
Mhm 
hello kuriya
hello
whar
Iām 16 so it was peak 
how old be u all
17 now
a surprising amount of young ppl are here
erm
closer to 20 than 19 now
(including myself)
its a mobile racing game server twin
kuriya nice pfp 
Itās a racing game Gng
terrifying prospect
hello eem
ur gonna find hella youngins
hi
Eem you shuda seen my skill issue this morning
I went from plat 3 to plat 2
Then back to plat 3
I got exam today lmao
LOL
I cant be bothered using lykan against speedtails and ultimas
Yeah
Hard to remember how itās spelled off the top of my head
I raced rb š„
idk who i race against cys everyone is driver
I may have raced scribbles like 3 times tho
What club is scribbles at now
scribbles in pro lounge
mhm
pro team duh
Or Ty Myers
1%
š
cuz scribbles is in 1%
reqs or rep
he left
Not anymore
and no clubs aren't good based on players only
Iād know since Iām at 1%
Iām in the academy 
I think Iām supposed to record some times on certain tracks and they like score it and tell me where I need to improve
Fantom lurking š

we have a school for AL 
Physics class is in session
I guess
I mean the goal is to be the best so
for LU u js need to get top 100 in mp and 2 top 100s in tles also need to be a good rep farmer and gl 30
but if ur good enough and experienced under gl 30s are allowed too
Just curious how to pronounce your name?
Knyaomatigiz 
im gl 22
chromatics
Top 100 in mp so hard for me cus I donāt got the time to slave mp2

just focus on the resemblance of english letters
I can read Cyrillic and it makes no sense
it's not meant to be read in cyrillic
then u need top 100 in mp1 or 3 top 500s atleast
in mp1
ok in hindsight latin characters was far tou much of an umbrella term
Now I understand what people with chinese tattoo look like to a chinese person 


Thatās crazy 
I could prolly do it if I tried
3 top 500s ain't even hard
people be tattooing "fart" on themselves in mandarin
Like if I spent time playing mp1 every day I could climb the ranks
Or small p...
what
well, some people do that
are the requirements that high bro
LU?!?!?!
i wouldn't personally if i didn't know for sure what it meant
š
hello alien 8783
It was Xiao ji ji or something
how is that high
No
Ok so the two shows that I canāt decide to watch between is ānight agentā on Netflix or the anime called āour last crusade or the rise of a new worldā @plain turret
Lu in 2026 
havent watched either
Watch both at the same time

real

ma better
š„
ā
What u think which shud i watch
wwo kinda died
Top 100 in AL too hardš£
my a-
š
Cus I started new season of night agent and I just finished season 1 of the anime show
son
Top 100 what?
Mp
then continue agent
mp and skill is a myth
i agree its better than hers

Just pay some top player to do for you
Top 100 tle might actually be harder than top 100 in mp

Ban!
well it is
Top 10 tle on ios was so free
Thanks captain obvious
oh you think?
Cus if ur a mega ultra whale u can cruise through mp with the best cars 
thats so shocking
I never saw it that way š¤
son
That means Iām a bad player š
How to get meta car š
Lets go I beat the spammers
also mp2 is free
not necessarily
Iāve never gotten a real top 100 in tle
free top 100
Iām so bad
1% academy ain't teaching stuff
just need some hours
I'm worse
Youāre a ghost so duh
where all the lego collector top 100 flexers at
hello for dc abusers
You just pass through everything
because there's always one unemployed sucker (wether it's me or someone dc abusing)

Yup
that must be referring to you

hello for play and play
they are whaleins who are active
GOD
you can just look in vc and you'll see one
where your club leader
son ur t500
I was top 500 when I was plat 2
i need to let him know youre slacking
no im not bro
gold 2
Maybe Iāll stream AL instead of watching a show 
reqs are top 100 mp btw
i'm t57 and t2
U can tell me if I suck or not
im highest in mp1 rn in the club
bad
lu moment
Iām not
god
irrelevant since it's mp


don't worry i am immune to this due to actually being employed but working like i am on drugs
Would u watch me play mp1 and tell me if I suck or not
Cus ngl u lowk š½
what league u in rn
you already beat me before once so just by that you're probably decent
P3
same as me
oh
But I deranked
Same
nixy whats ur ign
im 2605ish
nixy take my account and get me 100k rep for the remaining duration of this club season 
Only decent isnāt good enough
pls or else ill get fired
get fired

no take my account and grind mp2 for me while watching credits ads
i will pay
isnt the sh tomorrow
Oh yeah look at ts from yesterday
that is better than majority of the playerbase
Amazing division mixing
true
Majority isnāt enough
why is bro still yapping
always mind boggling how there's like 500k people when you drop to the slums of bronze league
just go practice if you wanna get better
I have a lot to yap
give me sportline mosler
then i will
well scribbles is a god gamer and yaps so he might be onto something with his yapping
broski my a8 account is finito
See
but i know a lil smth so
finito šš„
Ok nixy will u see my epic skill issue gameplay and critique it
his writing is this fire
i aint judgin i aint judgin
just search from: nixy and go to files and you'll find
Cus lowk itās either gon be hot garbage gameplay or some peak that I cook up
i'm watching maddon play his absolut
Is he cooking with it
Better than imp
Trvs will u critique my gameplay
yes it's better when your imp is 4*
Nice..
Ask nixy im retired
I donāt think you are
Send video
Iām gon stream it
Hi retired, I'm DRNKā¢Kuromi

can't get 03 whirlwind curve cause i'm retired
Hereās some garbage I recorded
Does anyone know if there will be a season pass mission that requires opening packs tomorrow?
Float can be improved
Why 360 at 24%
okay mister alien.
Why do people call out skill issue if they skill isue too?
shouldve kept sw on
It did not look good
with my venom1*
wow
Having the Huracan Super Trofeo gold is so satisfying.
idk bro
Explain
it feels kinda stiff
ste is stiff what
It's the first class D car to reach rank 3k and it has an even rank of 3,000
mm
but
its still stiff
ste was like the easiest d class car to gold
Where are the ds relay packs ??
š
Probably soon
ste is stiff is utter blasphemy
I can't wait to unlock the Lego Technic BMW M4 GTS
But it showed in the first when the event launched
That was probably a mistake. GL is good at making mistakes.
it feels stiff to me
Yeah š
The Lego Technic cars are fun.
i like the senna
I love beating actual race cars with an oversized toy.
I am waiting for that event similar to easter eggstravanza event
thats never coming
What about gl's 21st anniversary
Maybe
Send max trion
Who knows the stars and stripes reignited event
eye
anyone know what evo combo ppl are using for weekly
idk what that is
maxxed the hydrogen car in terms of bps
š
my condolences bro
How long has there been an actual dragon in the background of the Dragonforce spotlight event races?
I have a question for you.
I'm about to hit the paywall in the DS. Once I get all the SC I can should I go for Silver Lightning BPs or Lexus BPs?
I doubt I can upgrade the Nevera R again.
just my opnion, sl because at least it's in elite
Then I'll go for that.
How much longer until the DS relay?
back to plat 2 yay
I hope I can get my Silver Lightning to 5 stars.

This mistral meets its match
My pookie mistral is better than this brick
What the sigma
Chat 20 bps remaining for 004c can i do it
Yes
Is this worse than grand sport?
I think I'll need help from token refills
Better
Better
Do you think we could get a Daft Punk Collab in Asphalt Legends?
Cuz better acel?
Better stats overall
Drifting is slightly worse tho, but ig its better on everything else
A few 10s from token refills
Drifting is good
I can't wait for the next elite A car to be another Mercedes.
Are there any other Mercedes concept cars missing in Asphalt Legends?
Biome my beloved
Isn't there a secret Mercedes in the game?
Any info on its rank?
I got like 11 or 12 of its epic 
need 8 to gold I think

Fantom do you play genshin





