🏎・general

[ancient light]

[unique pewter]

ace challenges

[boreal stirrup]

Why are you g

[unique pewter]

that lineup was considering actual possible scenarios

[left night]

when ace drop

[waxen vessel]

Hmm need to ping quan

[smoky ruin]

that would be a crazy flex then ig

[thorny pawn]

when you realize I dont have any koenigsegg cars at all and I have to rely on my icona and stuff to beat an agera at like 4.5k rank

🥀

[waxen vessel]

[unique pewter]

and not just gold jkab gold imperium gold tartarus lancer and z4

[ancient light]

@unique pewter he is always cute. Amit. Trust

[smoky ruin]

like i have any koenigseggs either

[thorny pawn]

but in my case I dont have skills either

💔

[jade raven]

quan, collab when

[smoky ruin]

icona is goated fr

[junior raven]

Egg

[boreal stirrup]

Finally a reply from Coco

[quaint glacier]

[smoky ruin]

icona is so good in d3

[left night]

quantheazenpop my condolenes bro

[quaint glacier]

Omg asphalt has phonk music

[junior raven]

Let me check the baguette collection too

[waxen vessel]

U got job?

[azure latch]

only need 3 solid defense to win a challenge

[thorny pawn]

cant be any farther from the truth, icona been saving my ahh everytime

[boreal stirrup]

Nopez

It's hard

Maybe another 3 months

[smoky ruin]

me too lol

9x8 and icona hard carry

[thorny pawn]

good accel, nice nitro, and good top speed, with its pakka drifting is peak for my usecase

[left night]

why leduck look like a deticteve

[waxen vessel]

Oh god... Market is tough

[thorny pawn]

I dont have 9x8.. (46/70 BP)

[azure latch]

tartarus not versatile like evo sf90 tho so i dont disagree

[smoky ruin]

icona is my highest ranked car too

[hasty knoll]

Not really. Unless I already got all the max rewards

[left night]

coco let's go MA

[thorny pawn]

Same.

[waxen vessel]

No

[boreal stirrup]

Yeppp and they want the entire IT department in a single person

[thorny pawn]

3819 lol

[swift merlin]

But imagine the income (-67% of it to taxes) 👽

[thorny pawn]

(no EIPs)

[ancient light]

Cause he is duck

[left night]

STOP

[smoky ruin]

same, cant seem to find 15k tc for its eip

[azure latch]

phonk + vanda + no racing lines = holy crunge

[waxen vessel]

ikr
Fsd devops admin everything

[thorny pawn]

Say no to brainrot (do NOT mind the instances where I've said brainrot things)

[ancient light]

Wei mentioned

[junior raven]

This is sad

[waxen vessel]

Btw where u from? @boreal stirrup

[boreal stirrup]

I pay like 30% to taxes and some 10% charity

[vital lance]

a Vanda med phonk hair.

[waxen vessel]

Where chimera?

[left night]

why no MA

[thorny pawn]

And I only recently spent 10K TC on P1 epic (another goated car)

[junior raven]

Gone

[waxen vessel]

MA bad

[junior raven]

Didn’t wanna pay for it

[boreal stirrup]

Residing in Silicon valley of India, Bengaluru

[azure latch]

i stole

[waxen vessel]

[ancient light]

Quit MA and Join Aces trust

[waxen vessel]

Not skilled enough

[left night]

coco in MA2 when

[ancient light]

Then join Quanreator

[junior raven]

Damn

Battle of the mid

[boreal stirrup]

And I worked in Silicon industry for Intel

[delicate cipher]

New here

[azure latch]

[left night]

so we can see coco snuffo and tian in MA2

[ancient light]

Hi new. Im Quan's sister

[junior raven]

Baguette is a little better

[left night]

quan

[smoky ruin]

rich people fr... i cant save up 10k without spending on some others my p1 is 5* no eip rn

[oak hill]

@empty shard Ha. Ha. Ha.

[azure latch]

give divo

[left night]

@ancient light let's go SRCW server

[dusky musk]

@cyan rune Yeah I know it's quite late, but I got IRL stuff to do (mostly college assignments)

[azure latch]

i want to feel something

[junior raven]

Sure

[waxen vessel]

Not alien enough

[swift merlin]

No Mistroll

[junior raven]

It’s Guh

[azure latch]

yay

[light fractal]

alo

[ancient light]

Im on it

[junior raven]

I’ll enjoy my cent

Speaking of which

[junior raven]

Someone give me a gauntlet track to try it

[left night]

be alien

[thorny pawn]

I got tons of TC from those TLEs constantly giving me D class BPs

[cyan rune]

Yea i got school stuff too but aint as busy as u but ty for letting me know (goodluck on college) (im grade 11)

[thorny pawn]

and I havent used my TC at all before my P1 EIP purchase

[boreal stirrup]

Notre Dame

[keen zephyr]

proceed to invade area 51

[charred osprey]

a track

[thorny pawn]

So it had been building up for like a month or two

[smoky ruin]

that explains it then lol

[azure latch]

resort

[waxen vessel]

U were working in Intel? Possibly would been wow 5-6 years ago
But still good

[thorny pawn]

That was my first ever purchase with TC

[left night]

SNUFFO

[thorny pawn]

literally

[bronze magnet]

kept thinking about it while ending the field
so now this exists

[thorny pawn]

the P1 EIP

[unique pewter]

resort dash or railroad bustle

[vital lance]

🦤

[light fractal]

A long the Seine

[thorny pawn]

And I think it would be worth it

[dusky musk]

Thanks

[junior raven]

[unique pewter]

hell vale can also be fine-ish

[smoky ruin]

i get like upto 6k in 1-2 weeks prob and then immediately buy some c/d class car eip i want or maybe grand sport eip

[waxen vessel]

Dog

[unique pewter]

and also urban rush?

[alpine blaze]

Won't help 😭

[thorny pawn]

I like mah P1, saving me in gauntlet and in MP

[left night]

cat

[azure latch]

[junior raven]

I’ll practice it

[light fractal]

along the seine trust

[junior raven]

Albeit I have way better options

[boreal stirrup]

Nah, fired in January

18 months of experience

[azure latch]

urban would be interesting to see

[thorny pawn]

For me Icona, P1 and Onyx are the carriers of my progress

[junior raven]

Tbh the best use is probs future fusion since 99% of the time my SF90 is elsewhere when it pops up

[thorny pawn]

3* Onyx slaps

[junior raven]

Let me do my 5 DS races

[smoky ruin]

onyx low accl tho

[junior raven]

Then I’ll do uhh

[smoky ruin]

best use is stock mp2 imo

[junior raven]

Resort -> HV -> Urban

[thorny pawn]

77 accel not much of a problem

[junior raven]

See what I can do

[thorny pawn]

in gauntlet I use it

[swift merlin]

Ate too many silicon chips

[oak hill]

Man

[vital lance]

MP0 when?

[alpine blaze]

Mine is also 3 ⭐

[left night]

go eat buldak chips

[smoky ruin]

veyr much a problem, people be using 85 accl cars

[oak hill]

I messed up the end

[thorny pawn]

usecases brother

[light fractal]

67

[thorny pawn]

I use onyx in the twistier tracks

cuz of its handling

[boreal stirrup]

They fired 5500 people in July and still keep doing that in small numbers now. Overall 10K people last year

[oak hill]

Atleast I'm above Big71's big bald head

[smoky ruin]

hm whats its 3* handling

[thorny pawn]

72

no even more i think

[swift merlin]

forgor they also did downsizing

[thorny pawn]

about 73

[light fractal]

the forehead is brighter than my life

[smoky ruin]

9x8 my go to for twisty tracks at 75

[charred osprey]

gato

[unique pewter]

tbf in div 3 skills matter the most

[thorny pawn]

I dont have it rn so onyx is my goto

[smoky ruin]

or ig maybe grand sport too if im confident (90 handl)

[oak hill]

It's not even a fourhead it's a ninehead

[unique pewter]

car choices don't matter much

[thorny pawn]

also Solus

[keen zephyr]

then we won't see him in days, he'll be sleeping in the bathroom

[oak hill]

Not being td matters more

[light fractal]

is it because theres alot sandbagger

[boreal stirrup]

Actually best performer of the year, they had to promote and gimme hike. Instead they fired and hired 15 guys with my hike

[smoky ruin]

solus goated too agreed

[thorny pawn]

solus 67 handling (yes) but it has 83 accel so that makes up for it

[unique pewter]

down there even with the best cars barely any of them can drive

[smoky ruin]

insane accl

[unique pewter]

no it's because there's no good players in div 3

[ancient light]

Snoof pro

[thorny pawn]

good choice for stuff like namba park

where you need that kinda accel

[swift merlin]

The true cancer of society ngl

[light fractal]

so it would be easy div

[smoky ruin]

fr.. there are peeps with sf90, chiron, chiron pur sport, venom f5, czinger 21c, agera but they cant drive

[vital lance]

Zamba park.

[oak hill]

Back in div 3 I got my pur ahh kicked by fv frangivento gt65😂

[keen zephyr]

namba

[wheat dock]

what kind of time can the solus get on namba?

[keen zephyr]

[oak hill]

Zombie park

[ancient light]

Quan park

[torpid stirrup]

If you are already good with f2p cars, you can beat most players in d4 and even d5

[light fractal]

mambo park

mambo

[oak hill]

Black mamba park

[thorny pawn]

Most people try to beat my solus gt namba run with like bugattis and stuff but they end up losing

[light fractal]

omatsuri mambo

[swift merlin]

マムボ

[thorny pawn]

namba = solus for me rn

[ancient light]

Aston Machan park

[thorny pawn]

it just works

everytime

[vital lance]

jambo park.

[wheat dock]

what time do u get and what stars?

[minor steppe]

Afsane

[thorny pawn]

3* solus, and I dont remember timing and all re-

uhh

[alpine blaze]

What the 😮

[smoky ruin]

i dont tryhard there my simple grand sport enough to defeat 90% people, otherwise 9x8 for sweaty people

[boreal stirrup]

Idk if it was accidentally but I did get a call from them. To rehire me but there's a cooling period. Need to stay away for 3 months to be able to get back. Idk if I'll go there or not. Cannot trust the snake that bit me already

[light fractal]

furina vs hu tao. which is better

i mean vanda vs onyx

[ancient light]

Amit is better

[boreal stirrup]

Tandon or Shah

[light fractal]

[alpine blaze]

[unique pewter]

pretty much

[torpid stirrup]

If you are skilled in manual, onyx is better

[ancient light]

Im not into politics yknow

[light fractal]

off topic gng

[unique pewter]

imma be honest it's only from div 4 where you'll have a chance of meeting a good player

[light fractal]

this is asphalt

NOT ML

[alpine blaze]

Yep

[boreal stirrup]

You're not into python either

[thorny pawn]

if only I had grand sport at a higher star lol, currently my gs sukz with 3*, 315 top speed man cmon

[boreal stirrup]

[left night]

played ur song for 400000000 times

[unique pewter]

and it's still very unlikely because there's only 7 of them who managed to smurf their garages from entering div 5 in time

[ancient light]

Im into that as well.

[swift merlin]

Plenty of sweats in Div5, still

[smoky ruin]

5* no eip gs is goated but lacks accl

[light fractal]

but i got fried by vanda in tuscany

[boreal stirrup]

You're just in a well

[light fractal]

5* onyx btw

[vital lance]

Asphalt:scooter with motor.

[thorny pawn]

yea, I had to burn like 2k tokens on the previous onyx starway to get CGS

[boreal stirrup]

Div5 gets interesting from 4th day

[torpid stirrup]

You really need a 6* to beat the vanda on its own turf

[lucid bane]

well, ye

[ancient light]

Asphalt: Blureator special edition

[lucid bane]

5* Onyx still kinda buns overall

[smoky ruin]

wha why..

[lucid bane]

especially at 3.7k

[minor steppe]

aspal

[thorny pawn]

I didnt have it lol

[smoky ruin]

gs is a legend store car man

[light fractal]

[left night]

whar

[ancient light]

Rip Quan

[boreal stirrup]

I didn't know you was a singer

[thorny pawn]

I didnt buy much of it at that time, so I had to burn tokens once and for all

[light fractal]

how do get 6*

[thorny pawn]

my tokens at that time were 5k

[light fractal]

[thorny pawn]

I dropped it down to 2.5k

[swift merlin]

My last lobby had consistent players with top 50 being like 1500+

[smoky ruin]

just 1 week before the onyx starway i had it locked and needed 5 bps to unlock, i bought it every time it came in ls for the whole month and got it maxed before end of starway

[vital lance]

Asphalt:?

[thorny pawn]

for me it didnt come in LS

[boreal stirrup]

Idk which accent is this but I am loving it in my head.

You WAS a singer instead of You were

[torpid stirrup]

Spend on speedtail starway packs, when you have other cars maxed out

[thorny pawn]

once it actually did

but in TOKENS form

[left night]

where

[light fractal]

but its still good at some track

[ancient light]

Lemme bring the Quan's music

[smoky ruin]

this stupid ahh laferrari is the only reason why my onyx is not 5*

[unique pewter]

I'm not

all I did was remixing an ancient a9 meme

[light fractal]

i beat maxed vanda in san diego

[thorny pawn]

k ima sleep, 12 AM.
catch yall later

cya @smoky ruin

E

[smoky ruin]

have patience, after gl14 its common ig for credits 1.26m per 5 bps per time

[swift merlin]

Very low cortisol production method

[left night]

quan's album

asphalt frogs

[smoky ruin]

fr? 12am here too lol

[boreal stirrup]

I finished at 50 with 1293 kinda. 1300+ had Imperiums and Absoluts. If not those, then gold Battista, 9X8 and others

[light fractal]

MAMBO

[torpid stirrup]

It's faster
Anything faster guarantees a win there

[thorny pawn]

indian aye?

lol

[smoky ruin]

aye

[boreal stirrup]

Ohhh I see

[thorny pawn]

lmfao

[alpine blaze]

I use solus gt to platinum

Just to realise I was dreaming

[vital lance]

Asphalt:Vanda edition.

[light fractal]

[thorny pawn]

(fah my mom with that angry stare)

[unique pewter]

cortisoless production

[ancient light]

All of you are going to love this
https://youtu.be/h5Z1m9bHvEQ?si=Oq1BrgQUXNfhjbXX

[bronze magnet]

peak C7.R

[light fractal]

low cortisol mambo

[left night]

same person btw

[round cradle]

@unique pewter quan bro u did this

[light fractal]

gng she is my wife

[boreal stirrup]

Hit my DM

[oak hill]

Already sawn

[unique pewter]

gg

[swift merlin]

Seiuning method

[minor steppe]

I love this

[light fractal]

how old is she

[unique pewter]

on a serious note

[left night]

shall we let quan have 100000 subs

[swift merlin]

No

[unique pewter]

please do not expect me to release a second track any soon

[boreal stirrup]

Not 18

[light fractal]

pass

[torpid stirrup]

Pro weebs, quite common here

[unique pewter]

I'm not a musician in any way whatsoever

[sharp raven]

can you make a hehe diss track

[ancient light]

I gotta post this on Bluesky. Quan. You'll hit 1m subscribers soon or later

[boreal stirrup]

Enjoy the love showered by fans

[round cradle]

this

+1

[unique pewter]

can I diss the poo sport instead

[sharp raven]

2 in 1

[ancient light]

No. Hehe is better

[light fractal]

gold ship certified mommy

[vital lance]

Asphalt:Lego edition.

[round cradle]

quan vs hehe about to be 2024 drake vs kendrick lmao

🗣️

[light fractal]

💀

[torpid stirrup]

Can I diss job application instead?

[boreal stirrup]

Diss the Platinum 3 free car when? The legendary Pininfarina fridge

[light fractal]

no, job will come to you

[ancient light]

Only Quan

[left night]

quan face reveal when

[round cradle]

wher coco

[round cradle]

probly never

[light fractal]

based on hand revel, he is japanese

[round cradle]

he is 4'11 30kg female

who uses male voice

[ancient light]

He is Vietnamese

[boreal stirrup]

Pacquio and Mayweather

[light fractal]

zamn

[light fractal]

zamn

[left night]

well........ let's ask quan himself

[torpid stirrup]

Rejections will come to you
Failed interviews will come to you

[charred osprey]

Quan about to go to Tommorrowland winter

[round cradle]

@unique pewter can i crack

[left night]

snuffo vs howtoknow

[light fractal]

🤨

[boreal stirrup]

Freejections

[boreal stirrup]

On track?
No on mic

[unique pewter]

I know leclerc got the fastest lap in bahrain test but please do not consume hopium this early

[light fractal]

she answered good boy

[unique pewter]

the next stage of "we're so back" is "it's so over" so you already know what the 2026 season is like

[round cradle]

fastest lap in barc, fastest in baharin, its our year gng

🗣️

year of the horse

[light fractal]

UwU

[left night]

why did u chose my condolences bro as a name song

[ancient light]

Hachimi:

[unique pewter]

must be the horse

[torpid stirrup]

Will it be a full 20 year curse from Raikkonen's champion?

[round cradle]

bro

that engine is so cracked

4000km no issues

[unique pewter]

meanwhile aston

[swift merlin]

Share his condolences

[unique pewter]

[ancient light]

I have a another music idea

[unique pewter]

the gp4 engine is back

[round cradle]

poor alonso man

another gp2 incident

[unique pewter]

welcome to chengdu f4 team

[round cradle]

😭

[left night]

meah

[ancient light]

Quanreator - my condolences bro (ft. Blu Spycrab)

[round cradle]

chinese f4 lmao

[ancient light]

[round cradle]

🗣️

[boreal stirrup]

Retired Rahmani title track

[swift merlin]

Still no machan

[vital lance]

Aston Fartin.

[torpid stirrup]

It's not as bad as Yuji Ide or Mazespin

[keen zephyr]

Chengdu F4

[charred osprey]

What was Bahrain test like

[round cradle]

peak hopium for tifosi

[unique pewter]

at this point machan can lap the amr26 by like 30 times in 5 minutes

[charred osprey]

I didn't watch it cause USA

[round cradle]

what does usa gotta do with f1

[unique pewter]

timezones

[round cradle]

oo

[vital lance]

Asphaltdia Legendus.

[round cradle]

freedom country be struggling

[unique pewter]

bahrain in 1 image

[round cradle]

🗣️🗣️

quan

quan

i bet my 2 ball

[charred osprey]

Also something called nascar dominates the racing scene

[round cradle]

ferrari championship this year

[unique pewter]

also in test 3 guess how many laps aston did in 8 hours

[charred osprey]

what the lol

[round cradle]

6?

[charred osprey]

0

[unique pewter]

precisely

6 laps in 8 hours

[charred osprey]

6 is crazy

[round cradle]

3.5 seconds off the pace lmao

that car is beyond cooked

[ancient light]

Hey, @swift merlin just joined Umamusume server

[unique pewter]

a $2 pullback diecast from a bookstore can get more laps than the amr26 before breaking down

[torpid stirrup]

Young guys are into f1
While me as an old veteran fan watched since as a little kid in the 90s:"just focus on the final results and other detailed racing related techniques, not the memes"

[left night]

bro joins any server

[boreal stirrup]

Good night

[ancient light]

Because I have nitro

[pure veldt]

I never watched a single f1 event or anything related

I don't even play many racing games in general

Except asphalt 9

[torpid stirrup]

Whoever start watching f1 in the 70s and 80s are the real unicorns
I start watching in the 90s is already so rare now

[ancient light]

Play Forza Horizon 6 trust

[pure veldt]

I tried 4

Was more boring than homework

[unique pewter]

I wasn't properly into f1 until I watched my first full race which was silverstone 25

witnessing hulk podium in my first full race is peak

[torpid stirrup]

Imo 90s and early 2000s are the best era of f1, maybe because I started watching it during that time
Late 80s are decent

[silk basin]

what a first race to watch

[keen zephyr]

Cover car: modified slipper from Bev frame

[torpid stirrup]

My first f1 race that I watched: 1994 Adelaide

[silk basin]

Wow

[ancient light]

I dont watch F1 anymore other than 24 hours of Lemans

[junior raven]

Hmm

What should I try to get in resort dash

With cento

[silk basin]

a nice Day at the beach

[torpid stirrup]

The time I started watching f1, the Imola crash has already happened

[sharp raven]

like

11 seconds

[primal abyss]

YESSS! I GOT IT!

On the 61st pack, I managed to get the final epic import part for the SLR McLaren.

Now that it's maxed out, I can only hope that Gameloft will add EVO Tuning to the car in the future. The car is relatively weak in top speed compared to many other B Class cars, including the Evija and the Ford GT Mk IV. If it's possible, I'd gladly sacrifice a bit of handling to make the SLR faster, just like I did with the BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage.

[unique pewter]

high 18 without the goofy rail

[junior raven]

Oh

I just did that

Okay well track mastered

[unique pewter]

nice

[junior raven]

Onto hell vale

Im watching a qon reference for this one

[unique pewter]

I mean you just drive it the exact same way as poo sport or divo there

except now you have even more nitro and accel

[junior raven]

More or less

[vital lance]

wil Switch get SLR EiP hunt?

[keen zephyr]

mk4 is... less bricky compare to all GT series but still bricky

[junior raven]

This car’s steering is really stiff

[ancient light]

Say hello to me in Umamusume server. Quan

[junior raven]

Which is surprising to me

[keen zephyr]

quanerator

[junior raven]

But it’s manageable

What’s good in hell vale

[keen zephyr]

kitty smell food

[primal abyss]

Yeah true, the handling is relatively low, but its top speed and top notch acceleration make more than enough up for it.

[torpid stirrup]

Watched f1 in the 90s, my real age is pretty much older than many of you guys

[keen zephyr]

uh...

[unique pewter]

high 22 for cento

[junior raven]

wtf

[sharp raven]

gauntlet master

[unique pewter]

no one even has an ounce of thought that I will exist in the 90s

[keen zephyr]

rly

[unique pewter]

so yea

[junior raven]

Brother Im clocking a high 23

Im going to die

[unique pewter]

I do like what

low 23 with poo

[sharp raven]

high 22 for most agile cars

[junior raven]

I mean tbf

[unique pewter]

naturally with cento you just take the poo time and -0.3s

[junior raven]

Hell vale is my most brain dead track now

[torpid stirrup]

Good enough

[junior raven]

No

High 23 means diddly squat

[sharp raven]

go future fusion fusion

[junior raven]

That is defending a lotus Elise with overclock and only that

[sharp raven]

more relevant track

[junior raven]

Fusion to the power of nuclear reactor

Let’s see

[unique pewter]

hell vale is forever ruined by evo sf90 either way

[keen zephyr]

go fu-fu, fufu

[junior raven]

There’s a few ways to do it

[ancient light]

My condolences bro

[junior raven]

Let me try the chicken wing way

[sharp raven]

mm chimken

[torpid stirrup]

All Carribean tracks are ruled by sf90 evo

[ancient light]

#FusionforESL

[torpid stirrup]

Also ōsaka

[keen zephyr]

no BA?

[torpid stirrup]

Water run is Imp's turf

[vital lance]

kosaka.

[keen zephyr]

overall?

[stray path]

Huge News

[ancient light]

Rip

[unique pewter]

W

[twilit sable]

Should I stream mp1 rn while I’m doing nothing productive

[unique pewter]

we get less fat cars

[tall pebble]

Good decision

[torpid stirrup]

La boca: sf90
Water run: arash imperium
So sf90 does not rule buenos aires tracks

[stray path]

As a Lambo fan I'm so happy ✌🏻😭😭

[keen zephyr]

I'm not gonna lie, but the electric urus looks good

[ancient light]

Meh I wanted to see it come as plug-in hybrid. But whatever

[tall pebble]

Hybrid cars are ok but pure electric nah

[twilit sable]

No

[unique pewter]

see that's a brand that actually understands their target demographic

[tall pebble]

Good that lamborghini understood

[sharp raven]

i hope eu wakes up and stops with the electric car bs

[ancient light]

Ferrari gotta be next once they release Luce

[keen zephyr]

you heard an i8 driver mimicking the engine sound with his voice

[sharp raven]

let brands produce whatever they want

[junior raven]

I cannot future myself

[unique pewter]

"target market has "close to zero" internet in electric vehicles"

[stray path]

World Economic Forum effect

[smoky ruin]

AM vantage gt12 worth it to buy from ls? i alr have a 5* grand sport

[stray path]

VW Emissions Controversy

[sharp raven]

not even

green policies are the base of eu

[ancient light]

Diesel-Gate

[sharp raven]

and ruin it

[twilit sable]

Quan are you available to critique my driving right now?

[normal urchin]

Do you think the next season will be better?

[unique pewter]

now can other companies actually see people have 0 interest in ai slop

[sharp raven]

i wanna go out and see cool cars

[unique pewter]

no

it's 2am

[junior raven]

We don’t know until the PN comes

[unique pewter]

I'm sleeping

[twilit sable]

[junior raven]

Oh right

[ancient light]

More like texting

[twilit sable]

Why up at 2am

[ancient light]

Go eep

[unique pewter]

I don't know anything about next season

[trim cargo]

Uff

[junior raven]

@sharp raven if you remember how to gauntlet is this any good?

[normal urchin]

You're really good at sleep texting.

[unique pewter]

can't say anything without seeing at least the season notes first

[keen zephyr]

you can get elderly support program now

[ancient light]

Wait. Do you play Star Rail after Umamusume?

[junior raven]

Idk if hugging the wall is better or timing the air speed instead

[sharp raven]

well you got zero air

[junior raven]

The former is just easier

[torpid stirrup]

17 doable with this

[stray path]

Lambo committed decades ago to being the "cool brand" with pop stars, rappers and other up n coming rich folk. Part of what makes Lambos desirable is that they're the "loud obnoxious" cars

[sharp raven]

idk what cento was capable of doing

like 17.6?

[trim cargo]

[stray path]

Getting rid of the "loud and obnoxious" part would kill the reason to get a Lambo for most rich young ppl

[trim cargo]

Yes, I really need it.

[unique pewter]

and luckily they can still actually see that

[sharp raven]

but its fufu (the track) so its basically impossible to be consistent

[trim cargo]

My back hurts a lot.

[junior raven]

This is a parallel to my brain activity

[unique pewter]

unlike these companies nowadays where everything is electrified and ai slopped

[junior raven]

Which is impossibly inconsistent

[stray path]

tbf Feruccio would be rolling in his grave if he saw what audience Lambo caters to today

[junior raven]

Okay I’ll just try for a low 18

That means I have to time the air speed

[marble wind]

[junior raven]

By actually having a racing line

[normal urchin]

I'm close to 4 stars on my Silver Lightning

[torpid stirrup]

Lambos are attractive for most young people

[junior raven]

The complication of this is that I don’t know what that is

[misty eagle]

gotta 360 off the edge at 32%

[stray path]

Feruccio wanted to make Lamborghini into more of a luxury brand, not just a performance car maker (like how Ferrari is associated with luxury along with speed)

[unique pewter]

I mean so would most other original founders of car brands at this point

like what's going on to mitsubishi atp

are they even making cars anymore or are they making oversized garbage trucks

[keen zephyr]

I would like to ask the same question to nissian

they be making everything nismo now

[torpid stirrup]

Corvettes are made to be a "cheap supercar"

[ancient light]

Also another great news is that C63 will get six cylinder.

[stray path]

Mitsubishi will do ANYTHING except bring back the Eclipse

[ancient light]

Found that on Car&Driver instagram

[twilit sable]

Anyone wanna critique my driving for 30mins

[stray path]

Still not a V8

[stray path]

I would but I'm not good enough to judge others

[torpid stirrup]

Also their iconic Lan Evo

[ancient light]

V8 will return to face-lifted W223 instead

[twilit sable]

Idc

[unique pewter]

at this rate the lancer evolution 11 is gonna be generic crossover with chrome accents #162

[twilit sable]

Can still critique it

[keen zephyr]

well at least not that electric charger from dodge that was slower than a M4 and RS3 in drag race

[marble wind]

if nilu and raesr can get away with nonsensical cars in asphalt, mitsubishi could make billions if they released a game-exclusive lancer evo EVO concept car

[twilit sable]

I promise I will maybe disappoint with my driving

[marble wind]

not to be confused with lancer evo with evo parts

or lancer evo evo with evo parts

[torpid stirrup]

Mitsubishi's current car lineup isn't gonna competitive in the market against electric cars made from Chinese sourced components

[stray path]

Stellantis has already said they're gonna delay production of those electric Chargers and Challengers due to how bad they're selling (amidst other stuff)

[unique pewter]

pft

who would've guessed

speaking of which did jaguar bankrupt yet

[ancient light]

No

[unique pewter]

how many wheels did they sell in the big 26

[torpid stirrup]

And most of those electric cars are run by green taxi companies

[stray path]

Tbf it feels like the last thing Mitsubishi cares about is cars

[ancient light]

Jaguar still operates

[stray path]

They make a lotta other stuff

[ancient light]

Without new cars

[silk adder]

sure

[misty eagle]

is jaguar even selling any cars rn

[ancient light]

Rip old big humming v8

[ancient light]

Not in any moment

They dont produce gasoline cars rn

[junior raven]

Okay

[misty eagle]

rly gotta wonder what their plan was

[unique pewter]

hey they still make good air conditioners

[junior raven]

I managed to get an 18.29 in FF so far

[ancient light]

F-pace was last model to go out of production

Rip f-pace

[misty eagle]

no clue why anyone would willingly stop selling any products for like what 1-2 years?

[junior raven]

But I feel like I’m missing something really big here

[unique pewter]

unlike jag*ar where their best air conditioner is their factory shutting down from the rebrand ❤️

[misty eagle]

even if they werent doing well at least they made a little bit of revenue

instead of getting no revenue now

[ancient light]

Blame the chief designer

[stray path]

they make decent trucks and buses tho ||and fighter jets for the Japanese Air Force||

[stray path]

that would've been better

would've taught them a harder lesson

[unique pewter]

speaking of which ||do porsche still make tanks||

[ancient light]

Nope

[stray path]

they left that life behind

[keen zephyr]

I think I have said this a thousand times, but the car that jaguar made looks like a loaf of uncutted pink-dyed bread

[ancient light]

Speaking of which. Tesla announced week ago that Model S and X will also get out of production because of Optimus

[torpid stirrup]

Can a telecom company make bunch of missiles and radars

[ancient light]

Tesla robotaxi, cybertruck stuff talks big

[stray path]

Well why not

[junior raven]

Man

I feel I should know how to do future fusion properly

But I can’t

[unique pewter]

jaguar type 00 in which the 00 stands for 0 revenue and 0 brand recognition

[twilit sable]

Come to voice 4

[charred osprey]

Theirs a dodge dealership in town and theirs at least 20 brand new ones of this

[torpid stirrup]

Car manufacturer history is quite fun to read

[charred osprey]

No one bought them

[keen zephyr]

well general electric makes washing machine now, but they made the gatling gun on the A-10 warthog

[charred osprey]

It's also like 70k usd so

[keen zephyr]

so everything's possible

[stray path]

Wasn't a Tesla fan but the Model S Plaid was actually kinda cool

[ancient light]

They also testing another version of Type 00, which some rumored its XJ's successor.

[stray path]

Sucks they abandoned it for something infinitely worse

[ancient light]

4-door sedan actually

[reef whale]

Whats good snuffo

[stray path]

even after Dodge dropped the prices by a few grand

[ancient light]

Everyone knows ai talks in big 2026. The Roadster second generation was absolute failure for bring that car on market

It was like no second Gen for Roadster

[stray path]

Elon isn't a man of his word so not surprised

[reef whale]

Oh my

[twilit sable]

Can someone critique my driving pretty please

[reef whale]

Nah we need the Cybertruck in the game (Czinger 2.0)

[unique pewter]

ngl how does anyone even think an overpriced electric dodge charger is a good idea

[stray path]

Funn how the OG Roadster was the only Tesla which wasn't a dumpster in terms of quality

[reef whale]

I gotchu

[ancient light]

And yet he want to (redacted) his house full of grok.

[keen zephyr]

that's just teroma 2.0, or the loaf of bread 2.0

[stray path]

And that was only cus it was based on a Lotus

[twilit sable]

Come voice 4

[reef whale]

Tremona has mid accel tho

[ancient light]

There were many based on Lotus. Including Venom GT

[reef whale]

Does that even exist

[keen zephyr]

it's underrated, decent to use ngl

[stray path]

Yes

[ancient light]

Opel Speedster, VX220. Roadster. They were Elise/Exige based

[stray path]

Ngl the Exige platform was actually kinda awesome

[reef whale]

Its fairly fun but honestly not worth much. Czinger is good for a certain gauntlet track

[stray path]

Who could've thought than an Elise would be able to hit 270 MPH

[reef whale]

Just go to voice 3

[ancient light]

Lotus gotta be thankful for Toyota engineers who put those on this Elise

Especially after on Proton era

[keen zephyr]

voice 4

[reef whale]

I cant see a voice 4

[junior raven]

Gee thanks

[reef whale]

Please just go to voice 3

[keen zephyr]

he settled in voice 4

[stray path]

jumpscare

[ancient light]

Those who ditched the Hemi V8 for Dodge

[junior raven]

Bro why did it become obese

[stray path]

suspension moment

[junior raven]

[unique pewter]

bugatti

[junior raven]

It just got its own cheeks clapped by my bad driving

It’s a skill issue

[ancient light]

Bugatti left the chat

[junior raven]

I should retry this and try to be better!

[kind talon]

ok

[junior raven]

This is like trying to do P-2

[ancient light]

Moving on! On vehicles topic

[junior raven]

Except Im starting with how to move my car instead of buddy holly

THIS CAR

is SO FAT

[kind talon]

[minor raft]

cento

[junior raven]

This makes a mustang look like a track demon

[ancient light]

You cant blame the retro-design of Centodieci can you?

[junior raven]

Bro

[stray path]

dieci

[ancient light]

EB110 based

[junior raven]

I put the die in centodieci

[ancient light]

But its retro-designed

[junior raven]

Because I’m dying

[keen zephyr]

tell cento to hit the gym

[junior raven]

I need to send this thing on a weight loss journey

[ancient light]

Tell cento to marry Goldship

[junior raven]

Like urban rush

If I do urban rush maybe it’ll lose 60 kg

And then I can finally make it front flip on this random hump in FF for 3 extra kilometres

[ancient light]

Kilometers does not exist

Say hello to mph 🇺🇸

[keen zephyr]

🦅

[lone wadi]

No

[ancient light]

Yes

[lone wadi]

[ancient light]

Ok I'll stop i see Hehe lurking at us.

[lone wadi]

[ancient light]

I gotta flee.

[lone wadi]

Me to

I sence evil monster

[low hound]

[tender trench]

Yes

[kind talon]

battery draining after playing al 😭

[stray path]

7 hrs is a lot

[lone wadi]

M'y good that's like m'y bank account

[low hound]

never drive venom on norway again

[ancient light]

Purchase new phone

[junior raven]

Why is it SO PHAT

[low hound]

you broke da earth

[junior raven]

phat with a capital P

this rivals the M5

[ancient light]

Earth left the physics

[junior raven]

It’s so fat my controller doesn’t even turn the car at the start

It just hits the rail

[kind talon]

my phone after 2 months

[tender trench]

Never again

[ancient light]

Meanwhile me who has 2 years old phone

S24 Ultra

[silent stratus]

we have same phone

[ancient light]

Im 100% sure that Samsung will ditch Titanium after apple

[kind talon]

[low hound]

0️⃣

[ancient light]

Whale

🐳

[lone wadi]

[silent stratus]

why

[kind talon]

also

[ancient light]

Cause Titanium overheats fast than aluminum

Like my phone in my hand

[low hound]

wtf 530gb

[silent stratus]

damn i didn't know that

[ancient light]

Im sure it uses hi-silicon battery

[old sail]

What do you need allat storage for

[low hound]

16k asphalt gameplays + 144p umamusume gaming

[ancient light]

1TB also exists for every phones like this

[low hound]

i mean it should be 512 not 530

feels weird

[minor raft]

that’s fun

[ancient light]

512gb is for Samsung, Apple, Google devices only

Chinese manufacturers uses very weird method of storage

[lone wadi]

Ain't that the same thing for pc

[ancient light]

Yup

[low hound]

@cloud goblet asking smth
are you guys having a punishment for this type scammers?

[cloud goblet]

we remove them from server

[low hound]

we have a scammer in nitro boosters section

1456139178260697112

[kind talon]

bro wth

💀

[north coral]

guys im going to buy the funni dragon force pass

(might regret this)

[cloud goblet]

wild

ty

[low hound]

yw

[ancient light]

And they will use same lithium 5,000 mah. Because hi-silicon isnt standardized in global standards

Sorry for saying too much off-topic

[kind talon]

I can't sleep

[low hound]

L

[kind talon]

wait food

[ancient light]

Play DragonForce music to sleep

[kind talon]

only 3 AM

[kind talon]

never

I'm playing gacha game

[ancient light]

Do it. Or I'll ping Herman Li

sighs dead chat fr

[low hound]

damn

[slender pond]

any new redeem codes today guys?

[ancient light]

No

[slender pond]

wjy i am at 6th/6th position? but on map i am on top

[low hound]

@vital lance did we just raced?

[formal pivot]

Bad net

[twilit sable]

@modern pulsar gg

[north coral]

random guy on the internet buys the dragon force pass in the hit game asphalt legends unite (he instantly regrets it)

[twilit sable]

I deranked

[low hound]

dragonfarts

[twilit sable]

@woeful matrix What did u think of my gameplay

[low hound]

🐉💨

[woeful matrix]

its great

better than mine

[twilit sable]

Did u see my skill issues

Ts not great

[woeful matrix]

barely

[twilit sable]

I went up to plat 2

Then right back to plat 3

Amazing stuff

All cus I can’t drive for crap in the cold

[delicate cipher]

@ancient light nice you can call me moo cow!

[twilit sable]

Oh yeah I forgot to mention I’m outside

[north coral]

this car is cool

i guess

[junior raven]

Okay well

I’ll take it

[north coral]

💔

[ancient light]

[junior raven]

I think 25.6 is decent

Not the best but for this car it’s decent

[twilit sable]

Really?

[junior raven]

Im sorry for your loss

[woeful matrix]

much. we can 1v1

[twilit sable]

Ok we can 1v1 sometime this week

[woeful matrix]

yeah.

[twilit sable]

But that gameplay was terrible

I ain’t gon lie

Skill issue left and right

[low hound]

i'm hungry ig

[ancient light]

gives you my 🌯
Enjoy while it lasts to eat 😎

[twilit sable]

I still needa get better at the game

Cus how am I losing like 5 races in a row

I shouldn’t be doing that in plat 2

I should be winning every race

[low hound]

gracia

🌯

[ancient light]

[woeful matrix]

no sf90 😢

[twilit sable]

That is part of it

I don’t get to use sf90 this mp1

[woeful matrix]

real

reason amnt playing mp1

[low hound]

disconnection legends

[ancient light]

Two dudes left the chat

[low hound]

welcome to the sf90 territory

[bronze magnet]

but the car is filtered this time

[silver magnet]

Because gameloft hates you my brother 😔

[low hound]

senna then

smartest FnF fan:

[bronze magnet]

few days ago this place was Formula NEMESIS

[sand pendant]

i need that name

[low hound]

i need to re-rice my senna

[ancient light]

Change the wheels to Dub edition

Makes it ricer

[low hound]

[bronze magnet]

yall using custom wheel?

[sand pendant]

make the caliper the same color as the car's body

[low hound]

no

temu brembo gud

[echo quarry]

Want burrito where ?

[bronze magnet]

stock rim enjoyer

[low hound]

chad

[bronze magnet]

and ofc, Soft tires compound

[ancient light]

Nah make it Dub edition

Aka Playfast edition

[bronze magnet]

every car I own just follow this trend

red caliper + soft tires

[ancient light]

Just send friend request to you

[bronze magnet]

real

[ancient light]

My friend requests are always closed tbh

But you're welcome to call me anytime. Anywhere

Anyways gn 👋

[final yoke]

🤓

[bronze magnet]

Plat 1 is a desert

[grim frost]

Same here man

[quaint glacier]

I just saw an old video of mine on yourube about that bug where the Bentely GT3 had a top speed bug

[low hound]

sen

[quaint glacier]

I got like 363km for class D

[final yoke]

It's depressing mate

[quaint glacier]

Yeahh

They need to revive the mp

[charred osprey]

I love being kicked from mp when I'm playing mp

You owe me 20 rating gl

[echo quarry]

Poor connection ?

[ancient light]

Hey snuffo. Check bypass word in #📅・events

[low hound]

senna oc when

i want 105 handling senna

[charred osprey]

It just kicked me from game that's all

[charred osprey]

ty

[ancient light]

Np

[echo quarry]

Bro ́s evil

[ancient light]

Cause I am evil than my own ego

[bronze magnet]

or the power dies mid race
you owe me 30 rating, United States Department of Energy

[echo quarry]

Go be a mod

U deserve it

[ancient light]

Nope. Im retired

Why I should be moderator after quitting Asphalt?

[echo quarry]

Why are u still here if u quit

[ancient light]

Casual chatting

[minor steppe]

İ guess

[cyan rune]

Got a point

[dark garden]

say hai

[ancient light]

Best random script of all time

[echo quarry]

Shes the dominator i think

Or him simp

[ancient light]

Hai~~

Bro you made my script cringe!

[dark garden]

ello pooks

[cyan rune]

[cyan rune]

Literally this emoji look like me? Yall think?

[ancient light]

Very banger

[minor steppe]

That's your cousit

Cousin

this keyboard 🤦

[dark garden]

your side angle

[cyan rune]

Twin cousin

[minor steppe]

İmon

[slender pond]

u joking mate

[formal pivot]

?

[cyan rune]

OH WAIT

[dark garden]

||foreshadowing ||

[whole wind]

interesting 1st msg

[dark garden]

and th is that name gng

[cyan rune]

Yea i removed it to avoid getting moderated rn

[slender pond]

not a bad net, mate

[formal pivot]

Bad servers

[slender pond]

bad word

[grim frost]

I’ll probably buy a bundle tbh

[slender pond]

which one should i spend my 1 wildcard S2 on fam?

Nilu 27 Nilu
Fenyr

[ancient light]

Nilu27

Best car the money can buy

[cyan rune]

I still didn't get fenyr. I still got 22 blueprints in total rn 38 left to unlock the car

[odd kestrel]

Fenyr is bad anyway

[cyan rune]

If i had a credit card

[silent stratus]

i havent even tried out the car, i really dont play this game anymore

[odd kestrel]

Fr tho

[slender pond]

this car is performing so good. i think this is the improvement of Lyken Hypersport!

[ancient light]

Its mid tbf

[slender pond]

what that lacked. this completes

[odd kestrel]

No it's not, it can't drift

[cyan rune]

Yea but is it much better than lykan?

[silent stratus]

i lost my liking of the game

[ancient light]

Lacks handling

[slender pond]

oh. i did. Not notice that.

[odd kestrel]

Same

[silent stratus]

no

[ancient light]

I meant Nilu27

Not Lykan or Fenyr

[odd kestrel]

Nilu is good

Worse speedtail

Takes ramps pretty good too

[ancient light]

But still performs mid in my experience

[slender pond]

why no. it already has 400+ velocity which it gains qhickly if lost but lykan lacks

[cyan rune]

I only have it on 1 star so I will call it a mid until I max star it

[slender pond]

so should i spend on nilu27?

[ancient light]

Yeah

You can if you want to

[cyan rune]

Yas

[slender pond]

but nilu27 needs a lot of bp to get to 3 star. while fenyr is about to 3 star using Spotlight

[cyan rune]

I got it on 25 cards rn after unlocking it so I think uhhh 20 left? To star it to 2

[ancient light]

I take that back. Spend on Fenyr

Keep it as collection

Spend on Nilu later after the horse spotlight ends

[robust pendant]

hose

[cyan rune]

It might be worth getting the bps but spend the event credits (idk what it's called) on daily shop refresh rather than wasting alot

[ancient light]

Its called dragon coins and horse coins

[cyan rune]

I always get 400k credits daily from the daily credits event (it auto plays so im good with this)

[cyan rune]

Welp dont say it like that. Im always not aware

[silent stratus]

the drift

[ancient light]

Well. Im always aware of these coins what I'd see the types and shapes.

[cyan rune]

I keep forgetting NAMES

[ancient light]

Whatever can be or Hololive tokens

[ancient light]

Huh

[robust pendant]

wut

[ancient light]

I hear ya pain. 🫂

[slender pond]

is drift imp for super cars lik S class?

[tepid sorrel]

I got the w motors fenyr 5 stars and upgraded fully to that. It's been doing well in platnium 3