#🏎・general
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but y'all jumped on me like crazy
...
Autocorrect ahh
cuz you are trampoline
Czinger 21c
if a person cant see a role thats right beside someone they have serious issues
Woah buddy
woah chill
Lets not
guys guess what i found!!
failed rizz
THE song
that worked on my friend gorlock the destroyer tho :(
Ohio rizzler

Skibidi
living on 60hz after being on 200hz for so long is weird
i think the bot hates me
🥀
No. Ladies first
i think if i stay on 200hz im gonna fry my monitor
At least u didnt get banned
i lowkey think u got scammed tho
True
Betsy
even if its been using for 10 hours it shouldnt turn so hot u need to lower the refresh rate
Have some quality time sleeping
heres the thing
i turned it on at 8am yesterday i turned it off at 0am
0 am>?

oh
Whar
the heck are you saying its been on for 24 hours?

Where do u live
whos the mod
please
Erm
lets make a deal if u cant ban me u join my server @deep compass
land of smile
whats ur server about
Why eem why??
wdym why
nitro
do u think i wanna be born here 🥀
Why would it fry ur monitor?
yk i dont play as much asphalt 9 as you think i might.
i have it on for like alomst 20 hours every day
Why did u leave me 
If ur monitor is made for 200 it’ll do 200
How long it’s on for won’t affect it due to the hz
i switched to 60hz and it stopped flickering
If anything dependant on monitor quality it’s burn in you should worry abt
That’s most likely an issue on your pc side
you said you were a mod so if u ban me u wouldnt need to
Otherwise it’s faulty hardware that should be RMA’d
E well it should be gpu related if anything
tbf the drivers are unsupported now i would get a new one soon
Likely not honestly, driver/connection issues are far more likely in this case
guh?
okay well there's a thing called sarcasm
Ah well we found the reason why
Lmao
bought it in early 25 and driver discontinued in late 25
next time use /s if its sarcasm
fair deal
fair deal?
That’s honestly not that old
sarcasm
this is lit bro another car in the garage
That shouldn’t have been an issue that’s odd
Is that a supra
yk those words were more believable coming from you than the 24 hours 💀 😭
Crazy
It’s better
i just started yesterday
its bmw lol
It’s a Honda S2000
so LIT 🔥
🔥
i actually played until 0am yesterday
It’s an S2000 wdym
thats a d class car in asphalt 8, pro rank 1230

ok quit ragebaiting 0 am is cringe
nope
New supra is based on z4
...
wats a good song
Yes
isn't that the kpop crap?
this one right?
Yes
blackpink>>>

Erm, how old r u
i only like that 1 kpop song it goes like "im not cute any-mo-reee"
Listen to new jeans, le seraffim, bts, 17, jung kook
U racist
the music I listen to is better
Nah bro Chinese rap is peak
hardcore rock better
ur not talking about that one song right 😭
So you were in it for the looks
eh no
Of course
No
Which one? There’s like 40 memed ones
17
singing dog
my son so dumb iq 21
Me myself has never listened to le seraffim

you didnt fix the bmw
Then listen to 17
i go for the girls ykwim
Uhhh Nuh uh
17?
thats english
🤣
he talm bout the
Pop
lemme find it rq
🗿
No lmao
67
ohhh
….
oh damn he's lucky
which car should i pro?
Neither both are buns
(fah.mp3)
it is
can you do dragonforce pls
Why you
i need it for career dude
Wait till you get the other ones
I CAN actually i love their songs
Bro
alright thajks
do this one
Asian haters
if it available
aight bet
moonlight sonata 3rd movement meganeko remix;)
aighyt this stupid song done i can do GOOD songs now
um 💀
thats too high diff 💀
ill still try tho
well its dragonforce
630 points away from perfection
i failed the lvl first 13 secs 💀
lemme find less stars one
ig this should be doable
nvm that level is bad
mnannn why are the good levels so high diff and the bad ones are so low
lucky one
u see the right one now?
bro's sending anything but a9
well.... how about this one instead
i dont play a9 that much man idk what to tell you lol
gng ur only allowed to stream asphalt
aight
oh damn
ill turn it off nobody in vc anyway
yes
shhhh... let him be
mods are sleeping anyways
its fire right
yes
quan just woke up after u said that lmao
i don't want the homie getting a warn they don't need

💀 😭
so anyways
quan can u watch my gameplay sometime this week?
you can't stream osu or anything that isn't asphalt here
aight ill pass atleast 1 level trust
at some point this week yea
fire
i will just... go play fh5 then
stream is cancelled right
u can tell me if it's good for the fact I play on 1% sens horizon tilt
for exam
asphalt seems boring now
tomorrow I'll do one
it's gonna be tuesday streams from now on
and occasionally thursday if I have time
Yall im tryna join a club but no one's accepting
@unique pewter hello mod
Very
the truth hurts
p2 eh
i mean
but what percentage of the player base do u think plays on 1% sens horizon tilt?
there's nothing special for me
bro this game 😭 i cant tap that fast
literally
do u have evo zr1
do you use pentab?

did u get p2 without using it
or did u have to use it
anyways
full area is crazy
what build
neu i think
quan what percent of the player base do u think plays on the same settings as me
it feels gud actually
I play on a tiny ahh area
how tiny
because there's no chance I'm doing full area on ny tablet
thats what i used to say when i first started osu
it's like 3x2cm
mine is this
wtf
problem with mine
Quan

bro check the top left corner you got 21 notifications
and whatever it is vertical
i just realized the map this guy gave me is 9 minutes long
amitge 🐕
your what is what
i had 70 last week lol it gets boring
its just friend requests
and those weird dms
but yea no way I'm playing full area on my tablet
am I jus goofy for playing on such low sens
ok like TRY it once trust me
I did like 2 years ago
i said the same thing and had pretty tiny area but once i realized xootynator uses full area, i just went with it and it feels pretty good now
I main it
can't even aim even after 10 mins so I quit
i actually want a bigger tablet now cuz i want a bigger area than my current one
no but xooty's tablet isn't too big
u play osu?
oh
so full area is understandable
its bigger than mine
full area on mine is like wiping windows
i thought u were talm bout turning the tablet for asphal
It's very hot in Thailand right now, even though it's not April yet
lol
except its a drawing tablet filled with your sweat gunks
there are other games other than asphalt 😭
ngl with more people here playing rhythm games again I should get back to them some day
well full area sounds like full range of motion for tilt
I'm genuinely rusted asf in all of them rn
see how thats confusing
Yea, you should its fun. its like a comfort game to me :P
especially for silly me
same dw, we'll improve togather 😭
wats ur rank
full area is like ur drawing tablet area, how much of it you wanna use while drawing or while playing osu
not bad
and then for other RGs they don't have proper ranking
rgs?
ohhhh
rhythm games
oh
the last one I played was chunithm like 4 days ago during a trip
which also happened to be my first time trying it
im ranked 88k rn in osu standard, i dont play that good tho im overranked i just farmed alot
and is also how I found out I probably need gloves for chunithm as well
lol
nice
but yea this is my first time trying it and obv also sightreading
one day ill be as good as her trust 😭
arcade game?
yea
ohh is this one of those slot machione type games
u see in arcade
it's pretty fun
ooo yeah that one with circle thing right?
I honestly prefer chuni over maimaidx
circle thing is maimai
quan how many players do u think play on the same settings as me
yea because the touch surface has way too much friction
finally i did it
I almost lost a skin layer after trying it without gloves once
ooo
@haughty fjord
rate this clip
lol thx
dw i was too for my first 3 months
oh right how about this
its short so dw about getting tired
only less than 4 mins
oh wait ill actually tell you the story of how i started. I played this game 4 years ago but i didnt like it cuz i downloaded stable bcoz of my friends, i thought the UI kinda sucked so i didnt like it, after 4 years i saw btmc play genshin i was like isn't this the osu guy. i searched for some osu clips cuz i was curious and saw xootynator's lullaby play, and idk why then i got obsessed
feels good winning my first mp
with Hidden and full area
bot
aight bet
bmc
nice
only 3 players there
still bro at least i can see the roles no problem
OH WAIT THIS one actually doable
h
better bot than blind
not to burst your bubble or anything but the lower leagues have mp bots that aren't real players but still nice that ur winning
I think I knew of btmc way before I started playing osu in 2022
beefing because of that is kinda childish isnt it?
no no in a8 its the same im just new and it boosted my confidence
like back when he went ballistic after seeing merami's ascension to heaven dt fc
its really not
hmm he is a very famous streamer so yea im not surprised
well yk what they say confidence is key
everyone knows him as "the osu guy" tho
whatever man...
lol
sound childish for me
agreed
omg that poor poor player in 2nd
my best time was a 1:25.5
in practice sadly
2.8
🥀
2.8k rep?
this might be my new fav dragonforce map in osu
2.8 rep
thats not even possible
i played bad tho but it was fun 😭
it is for him
but quan how many players u think play on same settings as me
controls wise not graphics
@arctic siren wats ur fav dragonforce song
insane
oh wait yk what i should play? some DNB songs, it's been a long while since i listened to dnb
how many people do u think play on 1% horizon tilt eem
6.7%
2 or 3
cuz noway ppl actually play like that
well then I'm one of those people
how lol
the 1st one that i recommend you to try
I'm built different
I did that once and I lost a gp cus of it
that one too hard 😭
do u throw the phone to do natural float
(my phone broke)

Idk how to natural float consistently yet
ok i found this one

I sometimes do it
it might be doable with nofail
but sometimes I don't
okay how about
just flick it like I'm sim drifting
Burning Heart
DLC car right
idk dedication and hard work
yes

maybe I'll switch to 0% soon
Back when I almost joined the evil
i really wanted to buy the battista one so i can apply the livery
USAL?
but well
ogay lets try that
lol
i think i might be too noob for dragonforce songs
Can u fly
i broke 2 controllers
I've never been scouted for clubs
technically
I was reaching out to them initially
But they forgot
lmao
bro used benjamin gif 💔 🥀
because they dont scout you, you scout them
right
I'd rate it a 2/#🪄・off-topic
Get in line
bro i got uerk r66 inviting me at gl 16

wat
crazy
insane 8 stars, just featured
bro that's crazy
i mean i was doing top 10 tles back then 
Holy crap
so u fell off?
uhhh
Why is it already Sunday
i dont feel like doing them anymore i could tho
git gud
Holy f Aline
if I wanted to I could grind tles and go for top 10s
but I don't
cus waste of time
if I wanted to I could beat logan sargent in a race
wtf is a kilometer ahh
🥀
I am american so
It’s a joke
Imagine 
ask bigfoot
🦶
This is like old masters in brawl stars
Back then no one knew how to play
idk but i dont feel like try harding this game anymore
american use metric when guns 
Even me at gl 13 did top 40
fantom still lurking
get in to mp and its a chaos
Gng they all used td back then
most aliens are slaving mp in ios than tle lmao
wdym bro 😭
ios is like full of whale and alien
You literally have to multiply ur position by 3 or 4
oiocha and an and futureflash
I was on iOS too
yeah ik thats why i say it
And istg my peak was top 40
Could never do it now
While I’ve gone better I’ve dropped off

Not fun
I loved the small numbers back then
I started out as TD and mained TD until like 2022 or 2023
I played whenever 1mw was around
i started manual keyboard in 2019 then quit and came back in 2020 on android and then 2021 to ios all manual
Best decision of my gaming career
cus I have 2 bp for 1mw
I have 1
i started even before jesko se 🥀
I start3d when uhh..
I forgot
2020
I was like 7 years old back then how would I remember wtf🥀 😭
2020 and 7 years old so you're 13?
barely 💀
@exotic elbow ban him until his birthday
if he wasn't born in feb or jan then he is still 12

wait u joined 2022
So I am applicable to play
sum aint adding up
well I can't be talking
guys just one question : Who like this classic mode ?
I'm 16 and half
Why ban hammer
and a half is crazy
same
When
in my bio
yh
Happy birthday!
i dont go around sayin i am 18 and half tho 😭 💀
Prove it
prove what
very too early

Im July too
but u don't get free slurpees at 711
So? It's never too early to celebrate
i bet i have the coolest birth date here tho
actually nah u all said it too late
Wdym too late 
What date is that
can only be too early if it's within 1 month till my birthday
so yeah u said it too late
july 7 2007, so when i go to write it its 2007/7/7
Hmm

777 lucky number
yep 😎
777? reminds me of someone
on your 17th birthday did u do a loto ticket?
or sorry 7th birthday
nah lol gambling haram
I'd rather give my debit card information (I don't use it)
what
Would this be a good idea.
debit card or debt card
give credit card info
777
The first memories of me playing the game was when i got the free corvette
yes gng I did it for 1bp
July 30 2020
Debit
no lol its a starway car
Starway doesn't get it to max star does it?
Do it
it doesn't
debit anagram is i debt 
Bargain
nope but u dont need it at max for the speedtail
God forbid
❤️🩹
Credit is evil and I don't like owing money
I thinking more about it's usefulness in other stuff. Like MP and gauntlet
Good night guys
5* onyx is anemic

…
eem which kp song u listening to
katy perry duh
who writes kp 😭 💀
Hot and cold
dang that's crazy
Dam
im gonna end u

imagine kissing boys
Reason: Bad word usage

gng shud I grow out my facial hair 🥀
Ironically, gamer words aren't allowed
gamer
depends on ur face
face reveal right neow!!! 🔫

it lowk blends in with my face
Shave then
you're 16 i dont think you should keep facial hair
Patch notes when?
thats true ig
My dumbaaa decided to shave today and now I look like a baby
He's gonna look like one of those Mexican teens
I look a lot younger when I shave too
improved aero tho
so who complaining

wait no modders online?!
It's not the looks its that people treat young boys with facial hair differently, they'll get surprised when you are not as mature as you look and treat you bad
Frog
how many bps is your Onyx
happened with someone i knew alot

Give nitro

😦
eem

use orbs

beg @steel summit to buy it for u
Yay alcohol without id
I can't boost this server with orbs
lmao thats illegal 😭
@empty shard 
My 16 year old self to you: don’t tell me what to do


@empty shard no spamming
So? 
@plush gust teto teto teto teto teto teto
bad!!!
Hi
Hello guys.. um why does my name just say driver and iam unable to edit my name and also other driver named are visible as driver followed by their id
Ok, go ahead and drunk drive
lol we were def wayy too bratty back then
@plush gust miku miku miku miku miku miku
Damn
No
Why
plants vs brainrot what the heck is that server
thats a thing?
Peak
tawp roblox game
who plays that crap 😭
kids
-_-
What's twap
they should be playing Asphalt instead
Oh no I just realized
hell nah
What?
what what

Nevermind
I have - shamefully - done this before.
Like the nirvana album
eem im sorry
My early 20s were so depressive lol
Ok but was it fun?
I'm on spyc duty
Hell no lol
ice spyce

spycrab

😭
Just driving as carefully as I can

Is the bronze league logo a bug?
yes
Bronze forever
Then why even drive? Drunk walking is also fun
You went full circle
change pfp
Idk
Last time I got tasered while drunk walking
No
gng what
how
u just walk to a police station or sum
Canada
By cops
Makes sense
just don't get drunk?
Why not
don't do drugs or alcohol
just cus u have the right doesn't mean u shud
Drugs
alcohol is a drug

am I wrong
Currently I possess four (4) drugs in my fridge
And I said "Harder daddy" 
try NA beer
I rather drink root beer
same
guys is spending tokens for the last star of the car hunt car worth it? glickhenhaus somethin
No
Pony Malta the hardest of the system
I've tried normal beer and NA beer
you sure? its a D class king right?
But are there any events to use that car aside from Weekly competition?
No lol yea ur right
yeah I aint getting ts either
kinda sad i spent so much time and effort for so many bps tho
Lowk patch notes this week right
I just happened to have the car already close to unlocking
i have it at 3 stars rn but close to 4 stars
Well, I was at a bar, it was raining hard, it was 1 A.M. and I needed to get home
But you don't have scales... Right?
my skin is greenish and flaky -_-
am I a lizard
I'm mark zuckerburg?
Not him but part of the problem
zuckerbug 
zark muckerburg

Man i love having dislexia
i think its dyslexia
Shut
mean!

I can be meaner 
duh
oh right!
ur the mean one
Yeah!
so incensitive
canceled actually
Like that Usher song
sorry i meant differently enabled
I'm all enabled
mental illness does not count as disablity?
It counts as a perk sometimes


Neuro spicy
multiple personality disorder
kanye west disorder
I prefer "Gamer mode"
I paused my game to be here
That's the way she intended
she's your spirit thingy?
what do they call it
your personality
night chat
goodnight
The joke I was meant to tell involved a gamer word
I go dream bout go karting
Why are there 11 maxed tanks in my gp lobby
def not gon dream bout that
Yes indeed
💔
why dream. go karting is cheap
So Dissociative Identity Disorder, lolz
Hiii fantom
What about building a kart
I go dream about f5 packs
Though that is one way to say it too
Yup
Cus I can’t go very often right now since my dad has liver cancer
oh.. sorry dude
So he’s sometimes not feeling well enough to take me and do it with me

dang thats sad, wish yall the best tho ill pray for u
Hows fantom today
Just .200 of difference from previous lap time and get rank difference of 8000 to 6000
A lot of bots
it is legal i swear
Prove it
Gameloft

ICE seems like
ofc ice
🔥
🥀
Go ICE!
No senna mayhem

good
need to take all your DS money and escape from GL

give me gold nevera r first
Hi hehe
Give 2 dollas
2 dolla dolla?



Warframe broooo
good to be back

Yes sir this is Amir let me deliver your nevera r to the moon only 2 dolla dolla


i only have 2 zimbabwe


what was that
Reveal
cursed
@strong glacier lurk

not that cursed 
Fantom hows ur ds going
imagine turn it into sticker 

Full version of HEHE ?
yes
oh, hehe is online 💀
no wae
peakest lambo
Yup
wei 
shoulda wasted a d class for 125 but whatever
gonna buy one soon
my condolences
No
I'm gl 26 and still no Veneno
This is truly the Asphalt Legends shitpost of all time
My first time ever trying to make "music", using a DAW and all this stuff, done in 1 month
BPM: 200 (100)
Genre: melodic brainfart (I randomly made it up)
Listen to it on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/quanerator/my-condolences-bro
Id...
anyway,
25th

@unique pewter bradar wat is dis
Yeah nah its not in one hour
my condolences
What i found.. you need to be one level above your gl in order to see bp often and on credits

LEMME beathe


Actually
Naughty rabbit
🦛

important information
49 hours!
@uncut viper Hehe feet
Its in 2 days


simp
is ts fire
I mean I wanted to max and gold the senna GTR and that’s when i was thinking about it
Super intense minecraft player
@cloud goblet casual ping, you got followers (trust)






