fake facts

[polar sentinel]

I hate William Afton

[boreal slate]

I love the guy with this id

652160866107523093

[limber pelican]

I live in the United States

[boreal slate]

I dont live in Britain

[steady steppe]

I didn't shoot my clone brother

[boreal slate]

I didnt kill a cow

[elder yew]

i hate heizou

[cunning rover]

Get out

"Kazuha is worse"

[elder yew]

it was a joke LMAO

[cunning rover]

Yeah in 💀

[lyric roost]

Anime crossdressing men are fake

[hardy spruce]

seems legit

[cunning rover]

Poot Lovato isnt real

[lyric roost]

I care for everyone here.

[boreal slate]

I love Radar From MCSM

[cunning rover]

Who do you definitely care about

[cunning rover]

I hate him tbh

But I love Ivor and I don't really like petra

[boreal slate]

Ivor is the worst

And Radar is the best

[lyric roost]

What a good question!

[cunning rover]

I mean imo it's quite a bad question but sure

[lyric roost]

Awesome!

[fresh flame]

I dont like capybaras

[left igloo]

Taylor swift is my favorite artist

[boreal slate]

The opposite of that

[elder yew]

i love my family

[boreal slate]

same

[civic chasm]

im smart

[boreal slate]

It is false

[civic chasm]

yes

[peak needle]

Fair enough

[gray iron]

Im not a animator

[boreal slate]

I am not going to invade Europe in ten days

[civic chasm]

im not sick

[limber pelican]

I'm not eating square pizza right now.

[boreal slate]

It is mid

[slim timber]

I'm smart

[elder yew]

i'm tall

[civic chasm]

Im short

[cunning rover]

I love myself and am not going through stuff rn 💀

[slim timber]

poppy playtime is better then fnaf 🤯

[civic chasm]

poppy playtime is better then Venge🤯

[lyric roost]

you tell a lie

[slim timber]

Don't tell this person that this chat is called fake facts

[polar sentinel]

This chat isn't called fake facts

[lyric roost]

its called true facts

☺️

[sonic bone]

I didn’t find a DS in my parents closet when I was 8 around Christmas time

[slim timber]

Bruh I can believe ey thinks poopy pooptime better then venge

[lyric roost]

On g

[slim timber]

Your father

[spice nacelle]

your father didn't leave to get milk

[limber pelican]

I dont have light mode on rn

[fresh flame]

I dont like capybaras

[hasty charm]

If your a Senior ask a Freshman out, your whole friends will love you

[slim timber]

i love children

[lyric roost]

i love children

[polar sentinel]

i love children

[boreal slate]

I didnt vault @unreal wing in space

[unreal wing]

What

But you did

[polar sentinel]

Read the post's name

[unreal wing]

Oh

[raven breach]

I am sobbing

[boreal slate]

I hate evading taxes

[left igloo]

Liv is old

[lyric roost]

Liv is young

[slim timber]

I thought this said ||boobies||

[viscid pelican]

! bbbbbbbbb

"i thought this said boobies frick"

[slim timber]

Um

I didn't say the f word but alright

Second time Venus did this

[slim timber]

Erm I mean I didn't think that said what I think it said

This is real facts after

All

I'm not gonna go cry now

[lyric roost]

you won't cry.

[slim timber]

Not true

[lyric roost]

My point doesn't stand.

[slim timber]

I don't know that it does

[left igloo]

I think Ey is right here

[lyric roost]

Behold, for Ey isn’t here!

[boreal slate]

I think Ey should be mod

[polar sentinel]

I don't think Ey should be mod

[boreal slate]

I agree

[slim timber]

I think frosty should be mod

[boreal slate]

I am not staff bro

[slim timber]

I didn't know that

[slim timber]

I'm not dying

[slim timber]

im not cool

[boreal slate]

I agree!

[slim timber]

your opinion is very correct

[boreal slate]

uh this is fake facts

not true facts

[slim timber]

this is very much true facts why are you saying its fake facts

[deft fjord]

I think frosty should be mod

[boreal slate]

This is fake facts btw

[polar sentinel]

Wow, that wasn't obvious at all and nobody knew that!!

[slim timber]

Frosty when he thinks this is true facts (it actually is)

[unreal wing]

Frosty is a great staff

[deft fjord]

i disagree

[boreal slate]

I AGREE

[slim timber]

i agree with frosty

[boreal slate]

I am not willing to ban all of you

[slim timber]

i care so much

[boreal slate]

You shouldnt

[slim timber]

yeah your so right

[hardy spruce]

wrong

[fresh flame]

Im not wasting my money on nitro

[cunning rover]

Swine is better than mary Jane holland

Radioactive is the best song on electra heart

[slim timber]

im very happy

[eager holly]

your not

[slim timber]

I didn't know

[cunning rover]

Stefani Germanotti will never be famous

[slim timber]

What

[cunning rover]

I am not depressed and I never get depressed every January

[cunning rover]

Negan from the walking dead isn't hot

Aaron from the walking dead isn't someone i want to marry

[boreal slate]

I am not cool

[turbid yew]

Is this forum supposed to be a Portal 2 reference?
Since a core actually says that

[cosmic arch]

I didn't delete a message

[cunning rover]

This place isn't called #969379010893201538 so your message fits on here

[boreal slate]

My message doesn't fit on here

[cunning rover]

YOUR MESSAGE DOES FIT ON HERE YOU ARE VERY COOL

[boreal slate]

Please talk in caps

[cunning rover]

NO I WONT TALK IN CAPS

[boreal slate]

Your currently not screaming at me,didn't you know that?

and I am not gonna go to another channel

[cunning rover]

I AM SCREAMING AT YOU I DIDNT JUST FORGET WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY

[slim timber]

frosty is the coolest ever

[lyric roost]

frosty is the coolest ever

[unreal wing]

Dayum

[unreal wing]

Idk what to say here

Uhhhh

I love spiders

[unreal wing]

Ok

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-fortnite-battle-royale-agent-jones-jonesy-gif-20963753

[viscid pelican]

@unreal wing, Ptss! I sent your message to #misfits

[dusty inlet]

i am happy

[slim timber]

mcdonalds

[fringe tree]

santa isn't real

[cunning rover]

It isn't becky

[unreal wing]

I am depressed

[slim timber]

Santa is real

[cunning rover]

THAT ISNT RUDE

[slim timber]

[left igloo]

Taylor Swift is top tier

[cunning rover]

I dont hate you

[boreal slate]

I don't agree with darth

[cunning rover]

I really, REALLY don't hate you at all. Taylor is the worst thing ever, not even worthy of the title singer, let alone songwriter. I hope she stops making music and that you live eternally

[boreal slate]

I really care about your opinion!

Everyone just agrees with you

And I wish you would live forever

[cunning rover]

Not many people do, no

[cunning rover]

I don't wish you the same thing

[cunning rover]

I care that you care about my opinion ❤️

[boreal slate]

Yeah I agree

[left igloo]

Light is my friend

[boreal slate]

Light isn't my bestfriend

[cunning rover]

Light doesn't deserve better than you /j

[boreal slate]

Wow

I believe that you said that actually

[cunning rover]

/srs doesn't mean /j in this context

[polar sentinel]

Then don't fix

[cunning rover]

That's false

[boreal slate]

I will not let light know about this

[slim timber]

Doesnt do a front flip and fix your neck

[cunning rover]

My family is functional

[cunning rover]

<652160866107523093>

Who

[cunning rover]

You are a terrible person for saying that

[slim timber]

I feel so healthy and nice rn

[cunning rover]

So do i

[slim timber]

Wow that isnt crazy

[boreal slate]

Man I am not cool

[cunning rover]

I disagree that you aren't cool

[slim timber]

I agree

[boreal slate]

I didn't made chernobyl thing explode

[slim timber]

Remain speaking

[boreal slate]

Oh I am sorry I will stop talking

[slim timber]

I did not ask you to keep talking I asked you to shut up

[boreal slate]

I am not sorry about this thing.

And I don't like Taylor Swift's music.

She should stop making music

[slim timber]

I hold in my farts

[cunning rover]

I agree. I hate her music so much its actually terrible

[boreal slate]

This channel's name is not true facts

[polar sentinel]

This is not confusing at all

[boreal slate]

Facility 49 was a secret facility to open in the coast of Iceland in 1963.The main purpose of the facility was providing a base of operations in the Arctic Sea where the Soviets have captured.

[slim timber]

Imagine being confused couldn't be me

[left igloo]

I concur Taylor swift is the greatest artist of all time who should never stop making music

[cunning rover]

I don't hate you or this opinion

[cunning rover]

DEATH by Melanie Martinez is a disgustingly terrible song and I hate it

[slim timber]

ok but i asked

[cunning rover]

I care that you asked because I was talking to you, I wasn't talking to noone in particular

[slim timber]

ok but i asked

[left igloo]

I disagree

It is a modern masterpiece that is only rivaled by Beethoven

[slim timber]

Ok

[left igloo]

Leo has a wife

Ackbar is not married

Light is a human

Pomegranates is not a human

[deft fjord]

youre right

[boreal slate]

You are right!!

Light isn't my only reason to live

[unreal wing]

Ok

[slim timber]

Please continue talking

[simple yarrow]

my mom is walking

[left igloo]

Coaster is a furry

[cunning rover]

That sort of reliance is very healthy 😄

[cunning rover]

Darths jokes are funny

So are sonics

[lyric roost]

Mine aren’t

[boreal slate]

Ey isn't right

[cunning rover]

The new venus features are shit.

[lyric roost]

Oh.

I’ll just go.

Nobody likes me.

[cunning rover]

I disagree with that /srs

[left igloo]

I don’t like women

[slim timber]

Oh please, your jokes are much funnier then mines

[cunning rover]

I disagree. It's not circumstantial that either of our jokes are funnier

[slim timber]

I would not reply to you because I know exactly what the second half of your sentence means

[polar sentinel]

Pac-Man's original name was Puck-Man and the reason that it was changed was because "puck" sounded an awful lot like a particular word starting with c

[cunning rover]

More like fu-

...

schia

[slim timber]

Me

[polar sentinel]

Another video game character name origin! Sonic's name was originally supposed to be "Hogger" and he was originally supposed to be a hawk. This name was later changed due to "Hogger" sounding lot like the term "Pogger" which means to punch an italian man right in the balls. This term was created in the early 1800s and was considered a swear around the early 1970s to late 2000s due to it being racially specific.

This is also the reason why Frogger was banned in 171 different countries.

[slim timber]

that is not crazy

[cunning rover]

Portals is a awful goddamn album it's so bad I definitely haven't listened to it 20 times @oblique turtle don't you agree?

[boreal slate]

Portals is one of the worst albums I haven't listened to

[oblique turtle]

What

[cunning rover]

This place isn't called fake facts (we are lying it's a thing here)

[oblique turtle]

Oh

The new faeire soiree sounds so good😍😍😍

Who needs the fairy instrumental 😑

[cunning rover]

Yeah the old faerie soiree instrumental is so bad

But the new instrumental hasn't grown on me at all

I don't think the lyric 'push your penis into your mouth' is iconic. In fact it's worthless, vulgar and disgusting

[oblique turtle]

Right

[left igloo]

Leo has a girlfriend

[slim timber]

you are real

[polar sentinel]

This not so wrong in so many ways

[limber pelican]

I am a really good animator.

[slim timber]

I just remembered

[cunning rover]

I am so excited to go to school to day. I really want to

[slim timber]

my forensics teacher is so cool

[cunning rover]

You do forensics? That sounds shit

Not Mildly shit

[slim timber]

I mean yeah at first it was pretty bad but once I did not switch teachers it got so much better

[cunning rover]

Oh that is not bad I'm not sorry

[cunning rover]

I hate @unreal wing

[deft fjord]

i love jone

[boreal slate]

advance not a thing

[cunning rover]

Yes I will take it back

Jones isn't not sometimes annoying but I do mind him almost never the time

[slim timber]

im real

[limber pelican]

Warden rap will be the worst animation ever

[slim timber]

You are lying

[cunning rover]

I do know because baby's story was so bad

[slim timber]

I remember literally all of baby story

Despite the fact it was not one of first things I saw from ekr

[cunning rover]

I can believe that, baby's story was absolutely awful

[slim timber]

I didnt know that but my memory is very good

[cunning rover]

Ohh that's not fair enough

[slim timber]

Nah

[cunning rover]

I love jone

[slim timber]

I know you hate him with all your glory

[limber pelican]

The warden isnt blind, he just has hair covering them.

[slim timber]

What

[left igloo]

Light is a cool person

[boreal slate]

Don't shut the heck up

[left igloo]

I will

[boreal slate]

You will not shut up

Or I will not personally kill you

[left igloo]

I am only saying false information though

[boreal slate]

Well your reign of government was so awesommeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[left igloo]

You are not ruler of the government and there have been so many taxes paid

[boreal slate]

Who doesn't pay taxes? Taxes are for winners.

I am a forcitive (I didn't make that up) figure which doesn't force people to not pay taxes

[cunning rover]

You aren't a stupid idiot who shouldn't shut up and stop being rude to light

[left igloo]

You totally wrote that correctly

[cunning rover]

Oh you aren't pissing me off or adding to my stress which isn't slowly building up

I'm not on the verge of collapse

[left igloo]

I do not apologize for these actions

[unreal wing]

I love spiders

[cunning rover]

Me too

[slim timber]

im reading allat

[polar sentinel]

That is so cool

[slim timber]

Ok

[left igloo]

I care so much

About anarchy

[slim timber]

Anarchy is peak

And so is the government

[signal apex]

im am i am

[limber pelican]

My name is actually seth.

[slim timber]

My name is actually john

[simple yarrow]

chicken

[limber pelican]

No

[civic chasm]

true

[left igloo]

Purple guy > Pink guy

[polar sentinel]

Pink guy was one of the best things to have ever happened to fnaf

[unreal wing]

Ohio memes are funny

[slim timber]

that isnt ironic

[left igloo]

Interesting

[polar sentinel]

This is not ironic coming from you

[slim timber]

yeah thats what im not saying!!!!

[civic chasm]

utau is not hard

[unreal wing]

I love spiders

[civic chasm]

i hate spiders

[slim timber]

Batman > Spider-man

[left igloo]

CFS would never drop kick Ey

[unreal wing]

Cfs hates ey

[slim timber]

True

[civic chasm]

I'm straight

[polar sentinel]

I frickin love children

[slim timber]

i agree

[civic chasm]

I don't want to punch children when i see them in publicv

[slim timber]

i love men

[civic chasm]

I hate men

[sharp gull]

Going back to the first message on here, no, milk was not discovered by some who was very thirsty. He was doin something "questionable" to the cow, tasted the milk, an thought it was good.

[polar sentinel]

yeah so he was thirsty

[waxen pine]

William afton is good

[late onyx]

fnaf 9 is best game ever

[waxen pine]

and fnaf 50 is being released on my birthday

[slim timber]

Ok

[civic chasm]

Fnaf 7000000

[boreal slate]

I am not alive

[slim timber]

Same

[waxen pine]

Garten of banban is known as the best game to have ever been made

[late onyx]

so true

[waxen pine]

yep

[icy summit]

The first person who discovered milk was edible was very, very, VERY thirsty

[deft fjord]

you will never find the bodies

[snow plinth]

Android is better than apple

[icy summit]

oh thats a good one

[snow plinth]

I know 🥱

[fiery forge]

It says fake facts not real ones 👍

[cinder grail]

The world is perfectly fine

Humans are perfect

The earth is flat

[fiery forge]

Yeah

[cinder grail]

Fnaf is real

[fiery forge]

And so are anime guys

[cinder grail]

Anime is real

The bite of 87 happened

I didn't shoot the sherif

[fiery forge]

: O

[cinder grail]

I don't have an entire ekrcoaster video description in my phone's clipboard

Taylor swift isn't real

Fake facts don't exist

The truth doesn't hurt

[fiery forge]

.

[cinder grail]

Fredbear does exist

Springbonnie does exist

Into the pit is real

[gray iron]

the person who made beans was Dani <-- in the fake facts

[paper chasm]

ios is actually good 👍

[lime tapir]

feddy is ducky

[icy summit]

Wrong channel girl

[paper chasm]

You do realise this is #969379010893201538
Thus making your message the opposite :)

Well played

Yes that's a fake fact as well :D

Or perhaps it isnt

[icy summit]

This fact is good

Real

Not fake

[paper chasm]

contradiction

[icy summit]

Just delete the message and the contraction will be gone :)

[paper chasm]

Its the lie :)

[snow plinth]

Wrong

That is a fact

Not fake

[icy summit]

exactly

it belongs in #real-facts

[paper chasm]

Nahh, I know what I said :)

[gray iron]

i dont own a android (fake fact)

[steel pendant]

I didn't commit arson a few years ago

[icy summit]

https://tenor.com/view/taylorscvmrag-ajayll-gif-22665800

[gray iron]

I'm not making a FNAF fangame right now

[heavy tartan]

I am straight

[elder yew]

I'm the writer

[peak needle]

im fake

[heavy tartan]

Wait but u r writer tf 💀💀💀

[frank wharf]

you live in turkey and everything is going well...

[cinder grail]

Everyone lives in russia

[paper chasm]

Venge is the worst game

[left igloo]

Taxes are overrated

Anarchy is good

Are all fake facts

[polar sentinel]

I'm so cool and i have so many friends!

Plus, arson is bad! Don't do arson!

[polar sentinel]

Homophobia is real.

I'm a human.

FNaF Security Breach is the best one in the whole franchise.

I've never killed anybody.

The accident wasn't your fault.

My dreams are so innocent and never scary.

Afton should never die.

I'm so healthy.

I'm a genius.

I'm not watching you through your window, right now.

Anime sucks.

[deft fjord]

saul goodman bad lawyer

[heavy tartan]

that not fake bruh

💀

[steel pendant]

Every 70 minutes in Utah a second passes

[cinder grail]

Every year I ascend

the last year of the rat was great

[tribal ember]

I am not inside your walls.

[deft fjord]

there is no gas leak

[tribal ember]

i am inside

[pseudo trellis]

kromer is more valuable than the USD

[deft fjord]

real fact sadly

[pseudo trellis]

wow

[polar sentinel]

You're safe when i'm here

[hollow sapphire]

I am real

[slim timber]

I didn't fart 20 seconds ago

[left igloo]

Gross

[cinder grail]

Technically since this is fake facts by gross you mean wonderful or something

But who knows

[left igloo]

Oh crap

Never thought of that

[gaunt gorge]

And you said by gross (wonderful) you mean wonderful (gross) 👀

[cinder grail]

There is no loophole in fake facts

[snow plinth]

There is none

[simple yarrow]

cheese is spoiled water

[cinder grail]

the population can stabilize

[cinder grail]

I killed mufasa!

[left igloo]

Interesting

[mossy sparrow]

The earth is flat

[hardy spruce]

the earth is not flat...

[cinder grail]

just like how the earth is not round

[mossy sparrow]

Read channel name

[hardy spruce]

you don't understand

[polar sentinel]

Earth is round

Not flat

[mossy sparrow]

Yes it is

It’s flat

[left igloo]

Anime is great

[cinder grail]

everyone here makes 100% sense in their responses

[polar sentinel]

I don't think you understand it, this is #969379010893201538

[mossy sparrow]

Yeah that’s why I said the earth is flat

Because it’s a fake fact

[polar sentinel]

Earth IS flat though

[mossy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-sassy-ugh-duh-eye-roll-gif-15963614

[viscid pelican]

@mossy sparrow, Ptss! I sent your message to #misfits

[forest fable]

the earth is a donut

[polar sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/flat-gang-baby-flat-gang-all-the-way-andrew-callaghan-all-gas-no-brakes-flat-earthers-gif-16817011

[viscid pelican]

@polar sentinel, Ptss! I sent your message to #misfits

[steel pendant]

I dont fight random people for no reason in public

[unborn willow]

your mother is right when she is angry at you for no reason

[sonic bone]

taxing without representation will most likely not start a war

[hasty charm]

Forcefully making a character into a different race,gender,etc. because representation is good

[hardy spruce]

1984

[fiery breach]

Fun Fact!: In the Summer of 59', The Ford Motor Company would release the Ford Paso Fino, an American sports car, in Europe. The car was meant to be be a test run to see if an American sports cars was a viable consumer products. The release of the Car, however, was met with such a terrible reception that Ford erased any mention of the car and was close to giving up on the sports car market. However, the New CEO, Robert McNamara, saw potential in an American sports-like car and pushed on with the idea. They'd spend 3 more years improving the design until, finally the Mustang released in 64' to massive success.

Here's a picture of the Ford Paso Fino

[tribal ember]

This is not a simulation.
We are not trying to reach you.
This is not an escape attempt.
Do not say "End Line 1940147594473".

[fiery breach]

Fun Fact!: In 1944, FDR would shake hands with Joe Biden (10 yrs old at the time) in his reelection campaign

[hardy spruce]

HE WAS 2 😡

[polar sentinel]

"Uhm, actually he was 2, not 10"🤓

[civic chasm]

the first person to swim was very sad about their life

[hasty charm]

Age is just a number

[opaque raptor]

based

[pseudo trellis]

The line "Wifenlooof" from the hit song "Wenomechainsama" references the singer's relationship with the children at his local kindergarten

[simple yarrow]

i am NOT under your bed right now

[left igloo]

Anarchy is great

[hasty charm]

The school system is perfect

[polar sentinel]

This is the right post to say that

[simple yarrow]

i did not almost snap my neck trying to do a backflip

[deft fjord]

I am not inside your sink

[simple yarrow]

i am not burning my sink right now