Day 26

[novel ginkgo]

Sorry and congrats!You are fired from Mojang and now appointed as Discord's CEO and can do anything with the company.
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[bright geyser]

I'm don't want to change something

[north flicker]

Make nitro twice more expensive

Give me money

I need to regain the money I lost paying for nitro for over a year

[weary lark]

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Thanks frosty! 🥺

[twin coyote]

ill do nitro free

or cheaper

[round pawn]

Please. There's so many accessibility things, actually readable fonts, colours, etc
User friendly for once
So much more.

[sterile adder]

If you don’t message at least once a month your account gets deleted

[lean mist]

force everyone to be my friend or they're getting banned

:3

[coarse topaz]

make nitro basic the current nitro. keep the price. cut off all chinese investors. encourage using third party modifications like vencord. give away some decorations. make an option to switch between the new and old discord mobile UI. be more transparent. encourage discord previews discord server

[unique barn]

Ban @sterile adder from existence

[sterile adder]

Ban goldfish from the platform

[winter spindle]

Resign

[novel ginkgo]

Yay

Next day you were gonna be fired anyway

Just like everyone

[winter spindle]

It's mostly just the fact that I don't care about discord a whole lot lol

Only thing I'd do is restore the old mobile UI from 2 years ago

[buoyant pond]

Honestly it would have a better filter/moderation system so that certain things such as grooming is not an issue

[weary lark]

hmm

idk what id do tbh

[novel ginkgo]

Np

[opal heart]

Remove discord Nitro forever

Everyone has to suffer with me

If I can’t have it no one can

[marsh bramble]

Shut down the company entirely

[weary lark]

lol

rip discord in that case D:

[north flicker]

Ok so basically anybody who says nitro should be cheaper will get banned because I need money from nitro to pay rent

Unless they are already paying for it

[twin thorn]

delete the whole thing /j

[marsh bramble]

Me neither tbh

I barely use it anymore

[paper current]

Change it back to #000 tags.