Quicksell Has Done it Again! Presenting, The Hetzer Legged Assault Gun! | MegaMek Suite of Programs | Page 1

eternal valve Jan 24, 2026, 8:50 PM

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Do you hate how your Hetzer cant easily peek over hills? Do you hate that it requires 3 crew to man? Do you hate smooth rides?
Us at Quicksell have just the thing for you. The Hetzer LEGGED Assault Gun! No longer will pesky hills get in your way during firing, NO longer will your Tires fall off and NO longer will you need to worry about being stomped on without any retaliation!
With our new Patent Pending Four Leggy technology you can stride across the battlefield at a blistering 54 kph for just the INSANE low low price of 2.236 million C-bills. BUY TODAY!

||Complete Assembly Required||

hollow lagoon Jan 24, 2026, 8:57 PM

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https://discord.com/channels/458705327911731231/1462117569728348314

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Two tons of ammo is ouch

eternal valve Jan 24, 2026, 8:59 PM

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Dang, i had a feeling someone beat me to it

eternal valve Jan 24, 2026, 9:01 PM

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hollow lagoon Two tons of ammo is *ouch*

Hey! Thats 200 of quicksell patented damage upon your foes!

hollow lagoon Jan 24, 2026, 9:19 PM

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Ah, so 20 damage and then it explodes?

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With 6.5t of armour, that will happen

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Mine is optimistic with its 15 shots tbh

eternal valve Jan 24, 2026, 9:31 PM

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Yes. C:

#Quicksell Has Done it Again! Presenting, The Hetzer Legged Assault Gun!