#The insane works of Gizmonic Institute, Next Sunday AD

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Supreme Machine
Base Tech Level: Standard (IS)
Level                Era                    
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Experimental         3052+ (Clan Invasion -)
Advanced             -                      
Standard             3067+ (Civil War -)    
Tech Rating: E/X-X-E-D

Weight: 35 tons
BV: 1,028
Cost: 5,669,325 C-bills
Source: The demented minds at Gizmonic Institute

Movement: 6/9
Engine: 210 XL
Double Heat Sinks: 10 [20]
Cockpit: Standard Cockpit
Gyro: Standard Gyro

Internal: 58 (Endo Steel)
Armor: 116/119 (Ferro-Fibrous)
                     Internal  Armor    
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Head                     3       9      
Center Torso            11       16     
Center Torso (rear)              5      
Right Torso              8       13     
Right Torso (rear)               3      
Left Torso               8       13     
Left Torso (rear)                3      
Right Arm                6       11     
Left Arm                 6       11     
Right Leg                8       16     
Left Leg                 8       16     

Weapons            Loc      Heat    
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ER Medium Laser     LA        5     
ER Medium Laser     RA        5     
LB 10-X AC (Q)      LT        2     
ER Medium Laser     HD        5     

Ammo                  Loc  Shots  
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LB 10-X AC Ammo        LT    10   
LB 10-X Cluster Ammo   LT    10   

Weapon Quirks
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LB 10-X AC (LT): Accurate Weapon, No Cooling Jacket

Overview: A joint venture by Supreme and Gizmonic Institute. The LB 10-X autocannon has no room for a cooling jacket due to Supreme insisting on modifications that make it capable of shooting out their famous T-shirts, and accurately at that. The most insane part is that the T-shirt ammo costs 3000 times more per ton than cluster ammo.
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Crow T Robot Laserboat
Base Tech Level: Standard (IS)
Level                Era                 
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Experimental         2559+ (Age of War -)
Advanced             -                   
Standard             3064+ (Civil War -) 
Tech Rating: E/X-X-D-D

Weight: 35 tons
BV: 1,026
Cost: 3,092,310 C-bills
Source: (Unknown)
Role: Skirmisher

Movement: 6/9
Engine: 210 Fusion
Double Heat Sinks: 11 [22]
Cockpit: Standard Cockpit
Gyro: Standard Gyro

Internal: 58
Armor: 116/119 (Ferro-Fibrous)
                     Internal  Armor    
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Head                     3       9      
Center Torso            11       16     
Center Torso (rear)              5      
Right Torso              8       13     
Right Torso (rear)               3      
Left Torso               8       13     
Left Torso (rear)                3      
Right Arm                6       11     
Left Arm                 6       11     
Right Leg                8       16     
Left Leg                 8       16     

Weapons         Loc      Heat    
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Medium Laser     LT        3     
Medium Laser     LT        3     
Medium Laser     RT        3     
Medium Laser     RT        3     
Large Laser      CT        8     

Capabilities: Originally designed to compete with the Crab, the Wolfhound, and the Jenner, the Crow was an invention of the Mads at Gizmonic Institute. A zombie mech that is well armored for its weight class.
onyx laurel
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Points if Crow T. Robot has a head like the Quickdraw's...

rose walrus
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Deep Hurting Hover Tank
Base Tech Level: Advanced Mixed (Base IS)
Level                Era                               
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Experimental         3063-3144 (Civil War to Dark Ages)
Advanced             3145+ (Dark Ages -)               
Standard             -                                 
Tech Rating: F/X-X-X-E

Weight: 25 tons
BV: 1,028
Cost: 957,750 C-bills
Source: (Unknown)

Movement: 10/15 (Hover)
Engine: 120 Fusion

Internal: 15
Armor: 112 (Reactive)
        Internal  Armor    
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Front       3       29     
Right       3       22     
Left        3       22     
Rear        3       17     
Turret      3       22     

Weapons                          Loc      Heat    
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Small Pulse Laser (Q) (Clan)      FR        2     
Medium Pulse Laser (Q) (Clan)     TU        4     
Medium Pulse Laser (Q) (Clan)     TU        4     

Quirks
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Difficult to Maintain
Non-Standard Parts

Weapon Quirks
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Small Pulse Laser (FR): Exposed Weapon Linkage
Medium Pulse Laser (TU): Exposed Weapon Linkage
Medium Pulse Laser (TU): Exposed Weapon Linkage

Capabilities: Another invention by the Mads, its weaponry was the result of three days of work without food or sleep, subsisting only on dank memes, coffee, and a desire to inflict deep hurting. They made a breakthrough in pulse laser technology, being able to match the power and range to clan spec pulse lasers, but sadly not the durability. While not exactly a hanger queen, the Gizmonic brand lasers have a shorter life span than normal pulse lasers, and must be inspected after every battle.
rose walrus
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These are references to Mystery Science Theater.

onyx laurel
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I now the puppeteer, met him at a convention, exchanged e-dresses.

rose walrus
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NEAT!

rose walrus
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Tom Servo
Base Tech Level: Advanced (IS)
Level                Era            
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Experimental         -              
Advanced             3070+ (Jihad -)
Standard             -              
Tech Rating: F/X-X-X-F

Weight: 50 tons
BV: 1,274
Cost: 4,172,125 C-bills
Source: Gizmonic Institute

Movement: 4/6
Engine: 200 Fusion
Double Heat Sinks: 14 [28]
Cockpit: Tripod Cockpit
Gyro: Standard Gyro

Internal: 95
Armor: 170/193 (Ferro-Fibrous)
                     Internal  Armor    
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Head                     3       9      
Center Torso            16       21     
Center Torso (rear)              7      
Right Torso             12       16     
Right Torso (rear)               5      
Left Torso              12       16     
Left Torso (rear)                5      
Right Arm                8       14     
Left Arm                 8       14     
Right Leg               12       21     
Left Leg                12       21     
Center Leg              12       21     

Weapons         Loc      Heat    
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PPC              LT       10     
PPC              RT       10     
Small Laser      HD        1     
Medium Laser     LA        3     
Medium Laser     RA        3     

Overview: The Servo is a Gizmonic Institute attempt to crate a tripod mech at 50 tons. They succeeded in creating something that could compete with many mechs, but it will overheat with repeated alpha strikes. This is the base model with a smaller, standard engine, standard structure, and less armor for barely over 4 million C-bills.

It also resembles their other mascot.
rose walrus
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Gamera
Aerodyne DropShip

Base Tech Level: Standard (IS)
Tech Rating: E/X-X-X-D
Earliest Tech Date: 3059 (Clan Invasion)

Availability Era

Prototype -
Production -
Common 3145+ (Dark Ages and onwards)

Cost: 331,236,000 C-bills
Source: (Unknown)

Weight: 2700 tons
BV: 4,819
Role: Transport

Movement: 5/8
Heat Sinks: 46 [92]
Cockpit: Standard Cockpit
Fuel Points: 7420 (185.5 tons)
Tons Per Burn Day: 1.84

Structural Integrity: 18
Armor: 1679 Heavy Ferro-Aluminum

        Armor    

Nose 500
Left Side 420
Right Side 420
Aft 339

Weapons Loc Heat

AMS Bay NOS 28
AMS Bay LS 21
AMS Bay RS 21
AMS Bay AFT 21

Crew

Officers 2
Enlisted/Non-rated 11
Gunners 1
Bay Personnel 46
Passengers 12

Carrying Capacity

Mek (2 doors) - 4 units
Aerospace Fighter (1 door) - 1 units (2 recovery open)
Refrigerated Cargo Space (1 door) - 16.370 tons
Battle Armor Bay (1 door) - 6 Squads
Liquid Cargo Space (1 door) - 56.689 tons
Livestock Cargo Space (1 door) - 1 tons
Cargo Space (1 door) - 87.044 tons

Quirks

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History: A Gizmonic Institute abomination that was a bid for a contract with Snord's Irregulars for a dropship that met the criteria of having armor thick enough to survive a Naval PPC and keep the eggs of 10,000 nesting chickens unbroken as it lands.

Fortunately/Unfortunately for Gizmonic, they didn't realize that the Hyper Pulse Mail message was a prank. They had to sell the initial production run at a loss, but word of mouth spread about their new, almost invincible, dropship.

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