CZN gooner gang godz only

[hasty hearth]

WAY too much time

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

for obvious reasons

[hallow trout]

the rmt ban waves to lol

[hasty hearth]

true

[hallow trout]

i rmted, but i quit before the ban waves hit so idk if my acct ever got banned lol

[hasty hearth]

was fun for sure

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

but playing like fkin 6 alts or whatever

yeah no thanks

[half mica]

If a game requires any alts

It’s a skip

[hasty hearth]

looks like grand never playing korean mmo

[half mica]

I have that’s why I skip them lol

[hallow trout]

[half mica]

Same garbage

[hasty hearth]

cuz if a korean mmo doesnt make u play alts they add that alt playtime to ur 1 character

[half mica]

Everytime

[lavish lark]

dailies and weeklies have the fault honestly..

hate that fking system

[hasty hearth]

its cuz korean mmos play more like mobile games

than mmos

[half mica]

But that’s where expert pilots come in handy

From third world countries

[hasty hearth]

yeah true

end probably has some random chinese sweatshop

for his mmo needs

[fallen kindle]

classic

[half mica]

I turned my pilots life upside down

Bro has a house now

[hasty hearth]

wtf

[mellow bolt]

only

[half mica]

It’s cheap there

[mellow bolt]

you're actually korean

truly about that grindset life

[half mica]

Think he was Filipino

[hasty hearth]

i left that past

after lost ark

[lavish lark]

I had 9 alts on Lost ark.. and rotated between 7

[hasty hearth]

i played ff14

[fallen kindle]

can you turn mine too

[hasty hearth]

truly a casual mmo

where i can relax and enjoy

[half mica]

Put out first

https://tenor.com/view/hd-smirk-gif-7206957141966421326

[fallen kindle]

[half mica]

One day we will get an mmo

[fallen kindle]

ya nvm

[half mica]

That makes your Korean blood shine

[hasty hearth]

nah

[fallen kindle]

riot mmo is the only hope

[hasty hearth]

prob not touching another mmo until riot mmo

so cya in 10 years for that

[lavish lark]

no we wont.. why make an mmo when u can make a gacha that will literally make 10 times the revenue

[half mica]

[hallow trout]

[supple wasp]

Lost ark mobile

[half mica]

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

nice meme

[hallow trout]

@hasty hearth you can be my korean sweatshop for that

[mellow bolt]

5000x the effort for 5000x less revenue

[hasty hearth]

do i get paid

[supple wasp]

Dfo mobile

[half mica]

Will it be different than the pc version?

[hallow trout]

i'll pay for your cup ramen daily

[hasty hearth]

wtf

private jet owner end so stingy

[amber zephyr]

Wth

[supple wasp]

[hallow trout]

[supple wasp]

Samsung heir

[amber zephyr]

I'll pilot your account for a house

[supple wasp]

[lavish lark]

Maska as a pilot

[half mica]

We already agreed on something else

1mill a year

[hallow trout]

you mean he lost his house now after you turned him into a gacha addict

[half mica]

I get to clap cheeks twice a day

[fallen kindle]

if you let maska pilot your acc, you might as well delete your acc

[mellow bolt]

end at board meetings pulling for waifus

[hallow trout]

[supple wasp]

[hasty hearth]

maska probably better than gikku tho

[amber zephyr]

What's that supposed to mean

[half mica]

[hasty hearth]

end's story of gikku pilot for ER

[supple wasp]

Homy gikku

[hallow trout]

lets be honest, anyone better than Gikku

[amber zephyr]

?????

[supple wasp]

Holy

[fallen kindle]

damn poor gikku

[hallow trout]

he just there for the CC leaks

[fallen kindle]

[hallow trout]

[amber zephyr]

Contract where?

[fallen kindle]

1mil colombian peso

[hasty hearth]

poor gikku? More like poor end his account probably made fun of for not clearing shit with the most stacked account

[half mica]

My lawyer is writing it up almost done

[hallow trout]

gikku had best pull luck tho, streamer luck fr

[fallen kindle]

[supple wasp]

End never even played

[hallow trout]

[supple wasp]

[half mica]

What did he do to your account

[hasty hearth]

couldnt clear anything

[half mica]

How

[fallen kindle]

[hasty hearth]

that's what we would like to know as well

[hallow trout]

he got skill gapped

[fallen kindle]

[half mica]

Did you replace him at least

[hallow trout]

he fizzled out on his own

[hasty hearth]

yeah account thrown to the pilot garbage can @hasty field

[hallow trout]

GP is like pilot #4 rn, and so far longest term and best results

[hasty hearth]

GP thrown all the accounts

[hallow trout]

wym GP = Greatest Pilot

[half mica]

Who’s #1

[lavish lark]

@peak stirrup

[mellow bolt]

wait GP is still playing?

damn

[hasty hearth]

trueeeeeeeee

[lavish lark]

is he?

[hasty hearth]

yeah hes still piloting end's account pretty sure

[hallow trout]

gikku -> komine -> versa -> GP

next its you @hasty hearth

so you better hope GP doesnt quit

[mellow bolt]

i saw GP crash out and thought he quit

guess he recovered

[lavish lark]

[hasty hearth]

da fuq like u can convince me to play ER

[mellow bolt]

@hallow trout are you still maxing every character that comes out?

[hallow trout]

pretty much

[mellow bolt]

damn lol

[hallow trout]

only banner unit i didnt max is nahor

cause he was ugly

[lavish lark]

nahor was trash

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

of course he is u think end is poor or something?

[lavish lark]

literally worse than kraken.. an SR

[hasty hearth]

ur talking to Private Jet Owner Samsung Heir End

put some respect behind his name

[hallow trout]

[mellow bolt]

i maxed every character until Ninfoniel and batsby, then i decided to stop giving these ppl money

[hallow trout]

i swear if i disappear one day, it won't be a salty situations, its cause Miracle gaslit the samsung assassins

[mellow bolt]

that's also when my pilot quit lol

[hasty hearth]

u mean LG assassins cuz they are ur rival

[hallow trout]

new LD unit this week is tiamat 2.0

so you can guess the reactions from community

[mellow bolt]

oh shit so theyre finally beginning to powercreep

[hallow trout]

thread already thin, now its snapping

[hasty hearth]

"omg dogshit game wtf but imma still play anyway"

[mellow bolt]

the ER community is so funny

they always riot but continues to play

[hasty hearth]

thats pretty much every gacha community

[lavish lark]

isnt that every community tho

[mellow bolt]

it's almost like stockholm syndrome at this point

[hallow trout]

yep lol

[mellow bolt]

they hate it but they cant stop

[hasty hearth]

sunk cost fallacy be a powerful weapon

[supple wasp]

I read erp

[supple wasp]

Just like. @hasty hearth

Secretly piloting my acc

While ranting

[hasty hearth]

wtf

[hallow trout]

im not sunk cost, gp having fun so im funding his enjoyment

[hasty hearth]

aint no way im ever piloting an ER account

[supple wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-us-animated-just-some-plastic-gif-17666538621633829096

[hasty hearth]

??? can u fund my CZN enjoyment

[half mica]

What time is launch?

[supple wasp]

I had more fun

In cat fantasy

[hasty hearth]

11 PM EST tomorrow

[mellow bolt]

lolll i love that in ER, all these new characters just do a bit of everything from other characters

[hallow trout]

you gonna be my CZN pilot?

[fallen kindle]

oh hell nah, don't even mention cat fantasy lin

[half mica]

Not today?

[mellow bolt]

they dont even have roles anymore, they just do everything

[lavish lark]

https://tenor.com/view/satox-check-pins-gif-15132658171494998908

[supple wasp]

Brug piloting slay the spire

[hasty hearth]

depends how long will u last

[supple wasp]

[hallow trout]

[hallow trout]

you played that game?

[fallen kindle]

depends on the you, the pilot

[hasty hearth]

i lose more braincells reading ER changelogs than looking at reddit posts

[hallow trout]

Zian secretly the biggest gooner fr, he closet gooner

[hallow trout]

[fallen kindle]

nope, but I saw the gameplay garbage

[hasty hearth]

zian actually played

hes actually a secret furry

[hallow trout]

ER devs just dumb fr, they used up all their braincells in SoC

[fallen kindle]

c'mon now yk that's mir

[hallow trout]

nah Mira already exposed

[hasty hearth]

what braincells were used for that

[hallow trout]

he can take the crown openly

[hasty hearth]

wtf

[hallow trout]

[fallen kindle]

I'd rather die than play that

[hasty hearth]

I got a better idea end

how bout

u can pilot my account AND fund it

[hallow trout]

super already crowned you, wym

[hasty hearth]

win-win

[fallen kindle]

[hasty hearth]

he confused me with trax

[supple wasp]

Wtf mira still reading

[hallow trout]

you about to log in after a week holiday and see you got 10 exp since you last logged in

[supple wasp]

The hopium is strong

[hasty hearth]

nah havent read any of em since i quit

[hallow trout]

[supple wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-gif-16322161315266629041

[hasty hearth]

but i can imagine they probably just as bad

[hallow trout]

[mellow bolt]

he's secretly obsessed with ER still

[supple wasp]

He is

[hasty hearth]

as long as i see 1 million gems

[fallen kindle]

[supple wasp]

Ive never seen someone

[hasty hearth]

i can make up the piloting portion

[supple wasp]

Lurk in guildchat

Talk like they play the game

[hallow trout]

[fallen kindle]

[hasty hearth]

what can i say

oops

[supple wasp]

Fker was more active than half the guild

[half mica]

Miracle doesn’t play bp yet always there

[fallen kindle]

[hasty hearth]

what can i say trying to save fellow Eden members from further suffering

[supple wasp]

Truly reformed

[hasty hearth]

lets be real that BP general chat aint BP talk

[hallow trout]

at least i played BP a little so i can talk there

[hasty hearth]

that's just another OG Gacha Hub channel

[fallen kindle]

so bp is ded already? damn that was quick

[hallow trout]

maintenance mode

[hasty hearth]

hey i played the beta okay

[fallen kindle]

who would have known

[supple wasp]

[fallen kindle]

[hallow trout]

i mean salty still alive and playing

[amber zephyr]

For now

[hallow trout]

all that matters

[hasty hearth]

define "alive and playing"

[supple wasp]

Bp general is @half mica taming @amber zephyr

[fallen kindle]

he gotta stick to his words

[half mica]

Tank

[hallow trout]

who tf is Tank

[amber zephyr]

??????

[supple wasp]

Wtf

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

[supple wasp]

Who is tank

[half mica]

[supple wasp]

[amber zephyr]

[fallen kindle]

damn I see how it is

so grand flirting I see

[hallow trout]

man Miracle over here with the 4k emotes fr

[fallen kindle]

[hasty hearth]

damn didnt realize "tank" was also taming maska

[half mica]

[hasty hearth]

@half mica did u approve of that?

[amber zephyr]

I am not being tamed

[hallow trout]

[half mica]

Moo and salty still active

She’s tamed

[supple wasp]

Wtf

[fallen kindle]

I'm the best wingman grand, just ask me if you need some help

[amber zephyr]

????

[fallen kindle]

[fallen kindle]

damn

[amber zephyr]

[hasty hearth]

exposed

and tamed

[fallen kindle]

caught

[supple wasp]

[fallen kindle]

[hallow trout]

[amber zephyr]

Ok that's purely for the drama

[supple wasp]

Bruh this channel

Pins

Ppl gonna be like wtf

[half mica]

I sent you lunch money

[hasty hearth]

why is CZN channel getting memes for all the pinned shit

[supple wasp]

[half mica]

I take care of my hoes

[fallen kindle]

so maska is downbad, I see how it is

[lavish lark]

all you Lin

[hasty hearth]

yeah all lin

[mellow bolt]

damn inflation really hit garden tools this year, that's expensive

[half mica]

[hallow trout]

wym memes, 90% of these are Super

[hasty hearth]

i mean yeah u can create an entire library dedicated to "stuff grand says"

[supple wasp]

Holy

[fallen kindle]

the fact that grand saved those ss too it means to him

[amber zephyr]

[half mica]

I have one more

[hallow trout]

you immortalized here at least

[half mica]

But I can’t send

[fallen kindle]

damn must be nice maska

[half mica]

[fallen kindle]

[hasty hearth]

i got one of moo @hallow trout

[hallow trout]

but i think mine is worse

[fallen kindle]

[hasty hearth]

@hallow trout

[hallow trout]

at least yals are texts or ss of texts, someone scrolls down pins and just sees this

[half mica]

We had esex

[hallow trout]

[mellow bolt]

i was reading the card details to see what it does

[fallen kindle]

damn

must be nice

[amber zephyr]

Bruh

[hasty hearth]

but urs is accurate ur sitting in ur private jet as korean ceo heir

[amber zephyr]

[half mica]

https://tenor.com/view/diablo2-blizzard-diablo-pc-crash-gif-27694553

[amber zephyr]

Istg

[hallow trout]

[half mica]

Esex was crazy

[fallen kindle]

[amber zephyr]

Was crazy non existent

[hasty hearth]

what theeeeeeeeeee

[half mica]

Yeah

I got it like that

[fallen kindle]

[hallow trout]

[amber zephyr]

He does not got it

[hasty hearth]

So we do just keep expanding maska's titles

[half mica]

I have more

But

[fallen kindle]

grand lucky dude fr

[hasty hearth]

Maska the Moaning Princess Tamed Furry Hoe?

[fallen kindle]

[half mica]

I would not use the word

Lucky

[amber zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-disbelief-what-huh-gif-15892515

[lavish lark]

dont forget feet enjoyer

[hallow trout]

wait furry now to what happened

[half mica]

She loves the furry one in czn

[hasty hearth]

oh yeah we were showing her the dudes of CZN

She said she liked the first one which i posted which was hugo

[fallen kindle]

[amber zephyr]

[hallow trout]

[amber zephyr]

I said Luke

[fallen kindle]

you said it's the furry dude

don't lie

[half mica]

[fallen kindle]

[amber zephyr]

Not my fault you all are retarded

[half mica]

[hasty hearth]

what the? when was this

[fallen kindle]

it's ok maska, nothing wrong with that

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

Do u got the receipts @lavish lark ?

[lavish lark]

she literally asked u for ur toes

[half mica]

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

[half mica]

Fr?

[hasty hearth]

wtf

[fallen kindle]

oh yeah pinky toe I remember

[amber zephyr]

??

[hasty hearth]

oh yeah

[fallen kindle]

[amber zephyr]

I said you could cut off your pinky toe

[half mica]

Ah

[fallen kindle]

hmmm, pretty sure it's something like I'd lick your pinky toe idk

don't remember exactly

but something like that

[half mica]

[amber zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/you-what-wtf-disgusted-repulsed-reaction-gif-9521897686579036997

Why are you so obsessed with me having a foot fetish

[hasty hearth]

cuz zian actually has the foot fetish

[fallen kindle]

[lavish lark]

well.. u asked for a picture of Mir's hands too

[fallen kindle]

okay why I'm included this time wth

that's you mir

[lavish lark]

there is no hand fetish tho.. right?

[fallen kindle]

[hasty hearth]

ur not getting away rat

ur gonna be dragged down with all of us

[mellow bolt]

this is why nobody will believe me when i tell them CZN is not a gooner game

[fallen kindle]

[hasty hearth]

besides zian

ur the only one

[fallen kindle]

lol

[hasty hearth]

who got warning from starpie for ur emotes

[fallen kindle]

she caught my ass fr

[lavish lark]

what will you show them for proof..

[half mica]

Let’s talk wholesome

[hasty hearth]

its okay she stepped down from council she cant get u now

[fallen kindle]

oh what happened? busy irl?

[mellow bolt]

it's impossible, everywhere CZN related is just gooner talk

[hasty hearth]

shes still active in the discord

[fallen kindle]

I see

[hasty hearth]

dont know reason but she just stepped down

[lavish lark]

Link was busy and she just followed, my guess

[fallen kindle]

[hasty hearth]

and as u can see

[wise yew]

[hasty hearth]

the degeneracy has gone up ever since she stepped down

[half mica]

It was always like this

[hasty hearth]

no one to keep us in check

[half mica]

Since I’ve been here I check randomly

It was always degen

[fallen kindle]

maybe you can replace her mir

since you yap a lot here

[hasty hearth]

Hell no

[fallen kindle]

[hasty hearth]

Eden tradition never volunteer for management positions

[wise yew]

Ty section lead miracle

[fallen kindle]

you're right

[hasty hearth]

As section lead I delegate my responsibilities onto u Commander Jan

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

What a truly reliable commander

[hallow trout]

man the draconia saga drama will never be forgotten fr lol

remember when we set the BP cap @wise yew

and all of s1 tilted

[amber zephyr]

Relationship drama or game drama

[hallow trout]

there was plenty of both

[hasty hearth]

So it’s cuz of u and salty that Jan went into retirement?

[half mica]

Which one was draconia saga

[hallow trout]

wym

[half mica]

Nvm I skipped that one

Unlike you guys I don’t get baited

[wise yew]

Ye my old bones needed to retire

[hallow trout]

you missed out on the biggest whale bait event i seen in a gacha for a while

[wise yew]

Couldnt handle all the work

[hasty hearth]

The one with meteor that tried to bait end and salty to go to some 3rd world country to get their organs harvested

[wise yew]

And weak mental

[half mica]

[hallow trout]

man i needed a mmo break after going from gran saga into draconia

[half mica]

Wait

[amber zephyr]

Context??

[half mica]

Is this the game salty got an egirl

[hallow trout]

still blame @wise yew for that back to back bait

[hallow trout]

ye

[half mica]

[wise yew]

Wdym

Back to back

[half mica]

Who was meteor

[hallow trout]

i served as a temporary couples councilor

[amber zephyr]

I thought that was ToS

[hasty hearth]

Some guy named Meteor who join Eden guild in DS and would join voice chat trying to get end and salty to fly to where he was

[wise yew]

Oh

[mellow bolt]

wait whaaattttt

[half mica]

For who?

[wise yew]

Lmaoo

[mellow bolt]

what's the story

[hallow trout]

for salty and the egirl

[amber zephyr]

Wtf

[hallow trout]

[half mica]

Spill the story

[hallow trout]

nah what happens in couples counciling stays in couples counciling

[amber zephyr]

End, tell it to me only

[hasty hearth]

Was one of those poser rich people and he knew that salty and end were leviathans

[mellow bolt]

wait that guy was the egirl salty met?

[hallow trout]

No LOL

[hasty hearth]

No no

Meteor was someone else

[half mica]

Wait if they had to rely on END of all people for help

That was doomed to fail

[hallow trout]

meteor was our "teacher" he played SEA draconia that was like a year ahead

[amber zephyr]

So was his end goal to kidnap them wtf

[half mica]

Why only you??????

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

Felt like it according to end and salty

[hallow trout]

i mean i can talk about meteor

[half mica]

Damn he wanted to kill end and salty

[hallow trout]

bro told us to come to singapore for a wild time

[half mica]

Tell us

lmao

[hallow trout]

then started to get really pushy and telling us about all the stuff he got hook ups for

[amber zephyr]

[hallow trout]

at some point in vc he started telling us he got dealers who could get us anything, and im just like hey, doesnt singapore like ya know have the death penalty for drugs still?

[half mica]

[hasty hearth]

He smelled the Samsung heir on end

[amber zephyr]

[hallow trout]

some other fishy stuff that salty found out when salty was looking for a SEA acct, some acct sellers knew Metoer and apparently he been bouncing like $30-$50 accts where he couldnt pay them

[half mica]

[amber zephyr]

What happened to him

[hallow trout]

he kinda left the server once we quit draconia

so no idea

[amber zephyr]

[hallow trout]

maybe he found some other ppl to bait to singapore and he retired off the organ money

[mellow bolt]

damn good thing you guys didnt go, or you wouldnt even be here right now

and miss out on czn

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

Why would he

He’s Samsung heir

[hasty field]

Ecuse me

[hasty hearth]

He can already get whatever he wants

[mellow bolt]

the guy said he could get them ANYTHING

[hasty field]

Excuse you

[hallow trout]

draconia was fun lore tho fr

[mellow bolt]

some things money cant buy

[hallow trout]

wtf

[hasty hearth]

There’s our favorite pilot

[half mica]

Like what

[hallow trout]

oh yea he was selling the ktv stuff hard to LOL

he would send me and salty some random pics and vids of the "ktv" experience

[mellow bolt]

i dont know but i m sure there is something

[half mica]

Name something physically possible and I’ll tell you how money can buy it

[mellow bolt]

ktv? like karaoke?

[hasty hearth]

Ends dad runs the entire country of Korea what can he not get

[amber zephyr]

Tangible?

[mellow bolt]

kim jung

[hasty hearth]

Wrong Korea

[half mica]

[mellow bolt]

exactly

he cant get him

[hallow trout]

ktv as in red light district shit lol

[amber zephyr]

Sir, does it have to be tangible

[hallow trout]

[half mica]

@hallow trout when are you picking us up in your private jet

[hasty hearth]

LOOL

[amber zephyr]

Wtf

[half mica]

Just Anything realistic

[mellow bolt]

LOL

[hasty field]

Holy

[amber zephyr]

Define realistic

[hasty hearth]

But that’s easy for end anyway

He just goes to gangnam

[hasty field]

Mfs i ain’t playing this game

[hasty hearth]

Ezpz

[hasty field]

Wtf are those pins

[half mica]

Built like the slender man

https://tenor.com/view/slenderman-glitch-horror-gif-16936169

[hasty field]

Maska and grand tf

[hasty hearth]

U can blame @supple wasp for that

[hasty field]

Ayo

[mellow bolt]

buckingham palace, how do we buy this?

[half mica]

common sense obviously if you asked if money can buy eternal youth nah it can’t

[hasty field]

Maska down horrendous

Classic

[lavish lark]

Maska always down bad

[hasty field]

Na grand less down bad than maska at this point

[wise yew]

[lavish lark]

she thirsty for drama

[half mica]

With the right amount of money you can conquer it

[mellow bolt]

i legit thought it was a girl at first glance

[half mica]

[hasty field]

Wtf

[half mica]

Wait what?

[hasty field]

Moo is also down horrendous

[half mica]

What did we do

[hasty field]

Pins

[hallow trout]

nah my parents old fashioned

[mellow bolt]

you ever see those punk rock girls? they look like this

[hasty field]

Na

Where i live that doesn’t exist

[hallow trout]

no matter what age my dad would literally kill me or die trying if i did shit like that

[lavish lark]

u don't leave ur house

[hasty hearth]

True would ruin Samsung reputation

[hasty field]

Sounds like my dad too

[hallow trout]

@hasty hearth did your parents give you the typical 1st gen korean experience LOL

[hasty hearth]

What u mean by that

My dad is pretty progressive for Korean

[hallow trout]

tutors, cram school, the belt, no financial freedom til college, etc

[hasty hearth]

Oh

[hallow trout]

the works

[hasty hearth]

That stuff yeah

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

Didn’t do physical hits as much tho

He got bit creative with it

[hasty field]

[hasty hearth]

Holding logs in place for 30 minutes

[amber zephyr]

Huh what

Wait whay

[hasty hearth]

Breaking Nintendo ds in half in front of us

[amber zephyr]

Why am I down bad?

[half mica]

[hasty field]

For some reason i saw lego

[hallow trout]

oh you have siblings? i was only child

[hasty hearth]

2 brothers and a sister

[hasty field]

I saw the pins

[hasty hearth]

My sister the golden child

[half mica]

Are you the youngest

[hasty hearth]

The boys all suffered

[hasty field]

Was enough to got to this conclusion

[mellow bolt]

they dont play games with you?

[hasty hearth]

2nd youngest

[lavish lark]

dafuk is this human trafficking

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

No my sister doesn’t play at all

[half mica]

He’s using telegram LMAOOOOO

[hasty field]

Pricing of your kidney

[hasty hearth]

I play with brothers though mainly younger brother

[hallow trout]

yea so me and Salty dodged the bullet by not committing LOL

[half mica]

Yeah

[hallow trout]

Salty was downbad during draconia era so was close call

[half mica]

How old your sister

[hasty field]

Woa

[hasty hearth]

[hasty field]

Grand try to sneak

[half mica]

We can be brother in laws

[hasty field]

In the family

[hasty hearth]

She’s older than me

[half mica]

Perfect

[hasty field]

Good enough

[hallow trout]

its ok Grand a respectable guy, not gooner like you so its ok

[half mica]

My brother

[hasty hearth]

And ain’t no way imma tell u about my sister

LOL

[hasty field]

LMFAO

[half mica]

You see I knew there was a reason I called you my brother

Fate

[hallow trout]

brother in law with Grand @hasty hearth om

[hasty hearth]

Hell no

[half mica]

Brother in law

[hasty field]

Crazy plot twist

[hasty hearth]

Ain’t gonna let grand even remotely close to my sister

[half mica]

[mellow bolt]

pic?>

[hallow trout]

[half mica]

[hasty field]

Mir thinks we all a threat

[hasty hearth]

Ain’t no way imma give a pic of my sister LOL

[half mica]

[hasty field]

Hahahhahaha

[hallow trout]

send one of yourself with genderbend filter missed opportunity

[hasty field]

True

Making him simp

And get free money

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

Won’t work she’s my step sister my older brother and sister are my step siblings

My younger brother my biological brother

[half mica]

[mellow bolt]

dont say it

[hallow trout]

oh no

[hasty field]

Don’t

[half mica]

[hasty hearth]

Don’t u dare say it grand

[hasty field]

[half mica]

[hallow trout]

miracle realized to late what he set up lol

[hasty field]

True

[half mica]

Yall was ready

“Don’t” immediately

[hallow trout]

[hasty field]

[hasty hearth]

But yeah my family is uh… complicated

Parents divorced again

[hasty field]

HUH

[hasty hearth]

Still keep in touch with my siblings

[hallow trout]

[hasty field]

Grand

Don’t

[amber zephyr]

That's fucking stupid, that's like asking oh what can't money buy but only say things that money can buy teehee

[hasty hearth]

Hit him with the old adage

Money can’t buy u happiness

[half mica]

Yes it can

[hasty hearth]

Or money can’t buy u love

[hallow trout]

anyways where @wise yew go

[hasty hearth]

[half mica]

I’m pretty damn happy

[hallow trout]

he lurking here again?

[half mica]

[hasty field]

Ye

He’s reading this

[hallow trout]

[hasty field]

And be like wtf

[amber zephyr]

Go buy love

Get stuck with gold digger

[hasty hearth]

Saving his energy for his 1 week of playing CZN

[hallow trout]

can't buy yourself love, but can buy love for other ppl

[half mica]

You right

You can’t buy love

[lavish lark]

its just a more expensive hoe

[hallow trout]

time to get a pilot for irl to

[amber zephyr]

That's not love

[hasty field]

[hasty hearth]

For ur jet? Damb?

[hasty field]

Tf

[half mica]

Take her to McDonalds for the first date

[hallow trout]

our jet wym

[hasty field]

He doesn’t have 1 pilot for his jet

[half mica]

Test her

[hallow trout]

remember we splitting the cost

[lavish lark]

love is subjective

[amber zephyr]

Not enough

You won't ever be sure

[hasty hearth]

???? 99.99% u .01% me yeah true

[half mica]

Test her for a month

[amber zephyr]

I'm putting that curse on you

[hasty field]

Playing the long con

[amber zephyr]

[half mica]

Noooooo

Why

I didn’t curse you

[hallow trout]

[half mica]

[amber zephyr]

Go buy a trophy wife

[half mica]

[amber zephyr]

That'll be enough for you

[half mica]

no it won’t

I have standards

[hasty field]

He wants multiple

[half mica]

Nah

[hasty field]

[half mica]

fuck yall I do have standards

I’m pure

Only had long term relationships

[hallow trout]

pure love om

[mellow bolt]

that's why you're a simp

[half mica]

How?

[amber zephyr]

You literally told me yesterday you broke up with your gf to play bp

[hasty field]

Long term and long distance ?

[half mica]

I said I was kidding

[amber zephyr]

[half mica]

[amber zephyr]

Doubt

[hasty hearth]

What’s considered long term for grand tho? Cuz for gachas that’s 1 week

[amber zephyr]

[half mica]

[hallow trout]

[half mica]

More than 6 months is long term no?

[mellow bolt]

cause you dont know how to treat them wrong

[amber zephyr]

I say more than 1 year

[hasty field]

Thought it was 3days

[half mica]

[hasty hearth]

That’s expensive demo period

[hasty field]

Pre-order

[mellow bolt]

cause you're a good guy

[half mica]

[hasty hearth]

Yeah true grand is good guy

[hasty field]

Dw grand moo will introduce you to his sis

[hasty hearth]

But still would never let him near my sister

[half mica]

You mean miracle

[half mica]

Step sister

[lavish lark]

already mixing up

[hasty hearth]

Anyone else tho ill support

[mellow bolt]

what is your sister like?

[hasty field]

LMFAO

[hallow trout]

[half mica]

https://tenor.com/view/really-are-you-kidding-me-got-to-be-kidding-youre-kidding-me-seriously-gif-6521278384595665157

[hasty hearth]

Standard Asian golden child.

Doctor

[hasty field]

So end

[amber zephyr]

I have a single older cousin around your age, she only speaks Chinese tho

[half mica]

Doctor

[hasty field]

Got ot

It

Or ereb

[lavish lark]

making it better for sure

just lie bro

[amber zephyr]

I think she's like 35

[half mica]

You heard my Chinese I think I’m pretty fluent

[half mica]

Oh same as you?

[mellow bolt]

classic

[hasty field]

[amber zephyr]

I'm younger than you

Doesn't work

[half mica]

Okay grandma

[mellow bolt]

wait you know miracle's sister's age? are you 2 irl friends

[hasty field]

Maybe she is the sister

[hallow trout]

[amber zephyr]

[mellow bolt]

ultimate plot twist

[hasty hearth]

She was talking her cousin

[half mica]

[hasty hearth]

wtf

[half mica]

Miracle step sister

I know why he don’t want me near her

[hasty hearth]

That would be plot twist of the century

[half mica]

He wants her for himself

Step bro I’m stuck

[hasty field]

[hasty hearth]

That’s fked up

[hasty field]

He said it

[hallow trout]

[mellow bolt]

damn

that was such a delayed

[hasty hearth]

He couldn’t control himself

[mellow bolt]

the build up was too powerful

[half mica]

[hallow trout]

we can give him points for waiting this long

[hasty hearth]

True

[hasty field]

[hasty hearth]

Still

[hallow trout]

[hasty field]

Joker or hailsin wouldn’t last this long

[hasty hearth]

Fk u @half mica that’s gross

[hasty field]

Mir is mad

[half mica]

you right im sorry brother in law

[hasty field]

[hasty hearth]

[hallow trout]

i don't know how long Miracle would last if Grand was brother in law fr

[amber zephyr]

Hold up

[hasty hearth]

I’d be busy writing my last will

[hasty field]

3 days

[amber zephyr]

Why do three of you mfs think I'm not younger than Grand

[hasty field]

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

Grand told me he was 18

Or was it 16

Told me multiple ages

[hallow trout]

im horrible at ages, i still dont believe miracle older than me

[half mica]

형님

[hasty field]

Same

[amber zephyr]

You know what, he acts like one

[hasty field]

Maska older than us all

[lavish lark]

princess miracle looks younger than anyone

[hasty field]

She’s the elder

[half mica]

You’re old af you don’t act your age either

[hallow trout]

[hasty field]

« Princess »

[hasty hearth]

I mean yeah I really don’t look my age

[hasty field]

[half mica]

You furry lover

[lavish lark]

0 facial hair

[hallow trout]

im opposite i look older

[hasty field]

He bald ?

[amber zephyr]

Fuck you all, I'm leaving this chat

[hallow trout]

i swear soon as i hit mid 30s imma be grandpa

[hasty hearth]

It just means my transformation when I hit my 40’s will be even worse

[half mica]

No don’t go I’m sorry

You young

[hasty field]

End looks like the real CEO rich dad no cap

[lavish lark]

later auntie

[half mica]

[hasty field]

Cya grandma

[hallow trout]

wtf thats cause thats touch up work photo

casual i look normal asian

[hasty field]

Casual in his jet

[hallow trout]

wtf wait did i even send you what i look like yet

[lavish lark]

asian CEO

[hasty field]

You did

[hasty hearth]

Has to try to hide himself from the LG assassins

[hasty field]

Didn’t saw mir

[hallow trout]

mir actually looks like potion of youth

[hasty field]

But apparently that’s what everyone says

[hasty hearth]

Yeah I still get asked for ID for R rated movies sometimes

[hasty field]

Bro stealing youth from other women frfr

[mellow bolt]

miracle a 30 year old who smokes, looks like a child

[hallow trout]

for the longest time @hasty field when you had that grandpa profile picture we thought thats what you looked like

[hasty hearth]

I can show GP

[hallow trout]

[mellow bolt]

he has been to the fountain of youth

[hasty field]

[half mica]

Your sister and I will take you to r rated movies and ice cream

[hasty field]

Bro everyone who saw me in berlin

Said the same shit

« You sound old »

« You talk like my deceased grandpa »

[hallow trout]

apparently to Grand i sound black

[hasty field]

[half mica]

You did

[hasty field]

I legit get called old man

By my nephew and niece

[lavish lark]

that one is rough

[hasty field]

[hallow trout]

wtf @hasty hearth you heard me talk before i sound clearly asian right

[hasty hearth]

not really?

U dont have an accent really

[hasty field]

Apparently i use words that only old gen uses

[hallow trout]

time to gaslight ppl into thinking im black then

time to use that selfie @half mica dmed me

[half mica]

I’m black

Which one

The one with my shlong hanging out

[hallow trout]

the hot dog of trauma

[half mica]

[hallow trout]

[half mica]

Miracle and moo got it too

[hasty field]

Na mir

Is benjamin button

[hallow trout]

wtf

[hasty field]

Did i got the name wrong ?

[hallow trout]

reverse age guy?

[hasty field]

The one dude that gets young as gets older

[hasty hearth]

No u got it right

[hasty field]

Ye

[hallow trout]

[hasty field]

I’m impressed

[hallow trout]

we cultured gacha gamers here wym, we read books

[hasty hearth]

Just missed earlier convo

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

I don’t have any facial hair never grows

Never shaved my entire life

[lavish lark]

no leg hair either

[hallow trout]

i'd prefer this to, if i dont shave i start growing stubble and it annoys me

[hasty hearth]

No arm hair I have some leg hair

[hallow trout]

[hasty hearth]

At least I would look older if I had facial hair

[lavish lark]

no feet hair for @amber zephyr

[hallow trout]

just worry about balding in future then

[hasty field]

You sound a normal english guy from the us

[lavish lark]

ur prob too young for Maska tho

[hallow trout]

idk how it'll go for you

[hasty hearth]

Uh

[hallow trout]

i been in the states to long

[hasty hearth]

I asked my dad cuz balding skips a generation

[hasty field]

Lmao

[hasty hearth]

He said he can’t remember exactly how his dad looked but he says he had hair

So I think I’m safe

[hallow trout]

[hasty field]

Hard to believe end was raised in korea

Great english

Can’t feel the asian in the speech

[hasty hearth]

True my best friend is like super Korean born and raised there and came here

His English is good but he has that accent for sure

End definitely no accent in comparison

[hallow trout]

must be the mic

cause irl i get told i still have an accent

[hasty field]

Ye compared to the asian ik english feels diff

[hallow trout]

also my korean has a hard accent since my mom's side from Busan so I got that 사투리

[lavish lark]

[hasty hearth]

My friend told me not to speak Korean

[amber zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/parasite-gif-21892687

[hasty hearth]

Cuz my accent is so bad