#nobody’s adventure chop chop
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ahhh kk
@vale stag what up homie happy holidays
jhappy holidays
All 3 guilds butthurt getting their shit kicked in by Harry
Always randomly bringing him up

While they get carried by a few hard spenders on the event
yaa but tbh
its only a minority being loud
Yup
100% fa
Damn that’s crazy
We’re at 9 bil minus fishted spending
Imagine we didn’t get ganged we’re first/ second naturally with 0 spent
Everyone actually active
this is just hilarious
"was a misclick"
they didnt mean to atk us

some max copium
Idk how they can cope with their hypocrisy with the tryhard argument
Need to gather the infinity stones to nerf us while we chilling no one spending
its fine cause the chatters
arent the spenders
i wonder what the ff whales think about this
I got you
Oh nice
Just messaged inguild chat too haha
Comfy wants to know the estimate as well
Stopping at 24 or going further? Those ssr flowers look somewhat useful for yinlong
Ic
129 to clear 9
About $50 ish not too bad
@vale stag
Might be $2-300
Ur genie, ur beast, 2 ssr ability choice, avatar, cosmetics and all the little bonuses in tiles
Actually not too high of a premium placed on the cosmetics
That looks like power to me
1% eiyuu

1% stun could be ur lifesaver
LOL

It’s kratos with a lion mane
Extra moola
LOL
Cant do both
sounds good
at least
I know to pre spend
Next guild wars
Assuming u guys dont qiuit

echoachiypse
Heard its good for f2p

Ngl
I been coping for a new memnto mori server
@spice rose happy holidays
You too man
If u guys commit to the snake for first place I’ll commit too I’ll give up the wolf 
Too much
@worn latch when you attack more in the guild event, does it still cost 1 siege token?
No goes up to 3
Only the timer ones cost 1
Ic
U got one big pack yea
2 and a 50
I’ll be able to estimate the calculations off that then
How about for just this round
1 50 and 1 100?
So today was 1 big and a 50
Gotcha, Ty!
I'm weak so scale that up lol
900 mil ~ 15 mil power
600 mil = $100
X40~
4 bil off Harry
1.4 bil off comfy
Damn okay it’s still doable to rank 1 have to split attacks between the top 2 though, and have to snipe last 10-15 mins or so
X1 + 1.5x 50%
= 8 bil
With more active small hitters / spender
Let’s wait and see till it nears it’s end
Not jus one rank 1
@whole hedge
Multiple months / year of rank ones
Every time u get a title u get fortune

5/6 digit avatars
so this the easiest title?
cause later on more servers
maybe omega whale in one of those
I guess it’s one of the easiest yes
Wouldn’t do me any good even more reason I should give Harry lead if we push rank 1
+1 warden of light title for rank 1 gm
christmas spirit
Save for later
Ok if I’m not sleeping
yeah
Someone else help ping
korean or harry
I should've waited to use.. already up like 3 mil from when I hit
It’s ok u hit the right target
Movin on up
Let’s goo
in the spirit of christmas remember to haggle
😅 I'm awake now. Heyo.
Gm, hit fish army!
Just let me know if we’re doin this
@lime flame how many pll are willing
rn comfy and harry seem to be rdy
whats ur calculation saying
if more ppl join its easier on their wallets
It’s up there
With $100 just from comfy Harry
We can get 6 bil dmg
But we’re gonna get lower
And have to see how arise and fa continue their hits
I think fishted wouldn’t mind joining in either
Best onesie
@covert mist @rich scarab @dry plank hit fish army for now
No it's hoehoehoe
A little bit of white hair paint and that’s Santa right there
I have been. 🙂
Oh alright haha, we getting them slowly. 🙂
If we going all in come spend a little bit
Just the tiny small packs 
Should add good billions to our rank
The pyro blade avatar is in game
It is beyond expensive
I’m estimating $10000+ at least
Figured
You need to rank 1 in multiple multiple events
Get scraps of points and then trade it in for the avatar
ignore audi pay ur medical bills
Ride or die 
we need u alive for future events
@lime flame in this section

this man is thinking long term
audi wants me to spend and then i'll vanish like salty
eiyuu wants me to be playing to be that extra body many events down the line
Damn fish and friends blind hating hitting us they should hit arise and help their bro fish army

Thats crazy the dragon shells in the packs alone
fishes 3/4
$100 and lower is 21 shells with jade shells
thats 4 billion dmg holy(( harry)
Plus realistically a 30% x 1.5 since we still getting hit
5-6 bil
I’ll do small $10-20 spend
helps guarantee it
@edgy meteor did u link ur account to google play or the game user account thing
I can login and get small packs 
Oh nice
I can login and swipe small if u want / we doing it later
Christmas

nah save your money 
No because he dmsx out all packs
ah
Ya
if not
Actually realistic
Youmei just went ham on random guild
Would prefer it if she or he hit arise but hey at least not us
Yeap
@whole hedge i just checked, hit them and their damage didn’t reduce
Damn it might actually be start of battle
Used up 2k jades to test
Unless it doesn’t take into account decimals
Works
24.64 down to 24.48
When they lose a full % decimals doesn’t count
Who we target definitely matters
-10% = losing 1.6 billion damage
Nice
1x + 1.5x % of hp left
16/24 sounds about right
kk but it prob wont be easier next time
most likely more servers in the cross server event
idk how strong the other servers are tho
based on release dates
i think they do stuff in pairs
and odd numbers have slight (1 dayish) advantages over even
like 1+2, 3+4, etc
that's why it's 17+18 for us

don't other idle games have servers that launch same time
i feel like 1 day in this game is so big progression wise
it would be weird to me to imagine 2 servers in the same pool that have 5 days of difference
i guess we'll have to wait and see
if it's a gap that is time based with things locked that'd be super unfair
like imagine a server that has abilities vs one that doesn't
not even a match
5+ servers is 1-2 diff it changes nothing
i just unlocked this new mode
today
u guys prob had it for a week alrdy
secret realms
some things have been unlocked but with no way to make progress
we got the meditation thing yesterday?
Secret realms it for way in late game
eiyuu gonna carry us

idk if it's just me complaining but
Yep probably just gonna keep doubling
i hope they make the content not so goddam convoluted
Agree
they just add a bunch of weird ass system with multiple ways to swipe
it's like not even incentivizing to me
because i can't even tell what's value

there's features and systems but not like a bunch thrown on top at once that also have mutiple things
even for shit like afk arena/sfd
it was like
ok here's garage that's just more gacha
here's tower it's just a tower
etc
guild battle here is like
GET THIS LUMBER SO YOU CAN SHORE UP YOUR HP
AND THEN BUY THIS CURRENCY TO ATTACK
BUT YOU CAN ALSO GET DRAGON ATTACKS
ig it could explain better but its just stat sticks
you're not wrong everything in the end is just stat sticks and etc
but i'm not trying to read convoluted cn -> english translations of their weird ass verbose systems
the only non stat stick i like
are abilities
but its hard to add more things like that
without breaking the balance
rn its just pets and abilities and stats to play with
maybe they add gear set effects
they alrdy have smth similar with bloodline
i want a system where we can chuck our guild leaders at the enemies like a catapult
send audi into their walls
Lololol
True
Wtf didn’t read everything

Wolf looks cool

Damn already wasted 2k jades on attacks 
@edgy meteor @spice rose @vale stag if we still shooting for first place, with our guesses we’re gonna earn extra 120 Sacred dews
is that a good thing or?
If everyone’s on then we wait till last 30 mins to decide
Most likely a gg next but let’s see how arise moves
Damn fish and friends chumps getting snaked into being sister guilds and getting advantaged of
Solely attacking us 
ill go to sleep
Because @spice rose is ridiculously strong, if he hits as much as minyoung
This’ll be his multiplier with our hp at 40%
8 billion damage
And then we count in their damage reduction from getting hit , fa
That’s just Harry alone, bringing us to 20 then again it’s his choice
Then the rest of us have to pick up the slack and make sure we cover 5 billion or so in damages, hitting both rank 1 fish army and rank 2 arise
@vale stag @edgy meteor @worn latch
Totally doable
so
how many attempts am i buying
or am i buying everything in the hsop
i heard it goes up to 3
Start with the small packs and up
kk
But wait, wait till 1 hour or 30 mins left
Ive already mathed it out
Their whales already wasted their hits
Down to if they have random dolphins popping out the woodworks to hit
I’ll pass lead to Harry
This should be the cheapest guangming palace title attainable
Cause next guangmings onwards as eiyuu mentioned more guilds are in
they wasted their hits?
I mean used it up
3 hours 40 mins
Also if we all guessed Eden first fish army second and arise third
If we do spend on this and guess correctly
we're attacking everything fish related right?
who else was planning to spend
Like the whole guild gets it, at least whoever guessed
And in turn all 3 enemies lose their minds
@spice rose @edgy meteor @whole hedge @lime flame and whoever didnt hit
8 PM cst (2 HRS 40 MIN as of now)
we will do the rest of our hits
We attack fish army majority
And then we hit some arises
i don't think i have hits left but i'll see what i get
Lower their hp the lower their overall damage
i should have some regen
u bouht packs?
harry and i are planning to buy packs
to snipe 1st
@vale stag i got a surprise medical bill no swiping
damnnn
Idk if boss Harry gonna be busy later but, if he thinks it’s worth and wants to hit as much as critcrit
He alone will add 11.6 billion damage to our guild rank

i hope audi's math is right
Let me take some not so super whales multipliers
I already checked
This is assuming we go down max to 40% hp which should be right cause these mega whales already swiped
And minyoung just hit random guilds instead of us
comfy if you swipe $5000000 we can probably win the guild event
so this is into account our hp will go below 40%?
i cant
its daily packs
i shouldve bought them the last 2 days
ugh
it's okay lol
We just need a few more howdi cp level players coordinate to lessen the load
Buy some jade hits, some dragons
Boom already adds on a few bil
@spice rose im buying some packs now
bc i need to use the wood
to donate
for more atk
i mean hp
@copper geyser @rich scarab @high mantle @gloomy laurel @mint yarrow @hushed timber @covert mist @dry plank please buy the guild siege attacks with jades x5 in the event shop and hit fish army, we’ll 100% get 3 rd place with your help, even better if you have extra jades for dragons and hit fish army
The rest of us will do the rest of the work and makes it way more possible to hit rank 1 
wait
Buy later
It won’t update
Since round already started ya
The value we’re placing into this is
- #1 flex, guild banner
- Pool rewards, huge rewards from guesses
- A big fuck you to the 3 guilds, actually we’d be inting 1800 guesses/ at least 600 people’s guesses
- Hall of fame title for Harry
- shares the pool rewards with the whole guild ( whoever guessed along) worth $30-50 each

We would’ve been at 17.2 with only fishted buying packs
Like 16 without him buying any if they didn’t hang up on us and we were at 90%
Gang up strat actually cost us so much dmg

Nah don’t touch it at all unless our vanguard starts
okay
Chilling and just doing frost event is also good, who knows next guild siege we could ally with other servers
next siege event will probably be in 15 days, that’s how long the guild banner lasts
Bought what attacks i could.
@lime flame @vale stag if harry goes ham i'll try to get some smaller packs and chip in
let's get @spice rose the first title

if he doesn't hit though i'm not doing shit other than just hitting normally


Why korean but no korea
Come canada
Free healthcare
i wouldn't mind but
In quotation
too hard for my parents
ahh
we'd have to basically go to a korean area
so like idk
vancouver or toronto right?
i think those are the korean spots
west side or toronto
if i'm ever rich i'd like to get out of the US ngl
same..

we must support our guild
Ok transferred lead just incase I forget
LOL
2 hours left 
Welp im broke i dont think I can top up until the week of newyears ⚰️
Come use jades
I feel like u been using way too much jades on pvp attacks

I havent done duels at all today except from free tickets 🤣
I spent it yesterday from the dragons 🤦♀️
👀 hey I was back reading yesterday to hit so I did. Then last minute to say save dragons after I went and used them 💀
i'll take it
I'm still at work, cant really pay attention 🤣 I backread when I get home
I work weekends, about to change that in 2024

Sadly work is open 365 days a year lol
what's work for you
Theme park
oh god
Are we snaking
@spice rose up to you
comfy audi and i are willing to spend some gems/buy smaller packs if you want to try and grab the title and rank 1
we'll be the wind beneath your wings (minor wind)
@lime flame
Hmmmm
it's totally your choice nbd either way
if you're not willing we'll just save and aim for something in the future
audi passed you lead already in case you wanna go for it
I love how you said minor not like a tornado 🤣
The math is up there
But to simplify it
Asians god at math? Not me tho I was not blessed with such fortune 🤣
Here it is
Ok
1.6 or 1.5?
Their Whaley whales already exhausted hits
Most likely only the orbrrpiced dragon packs left
1.6
1.5 is the bonus
So max 2.5x dmg on 100% hp
5 bil dmg from minyou
93 m power
5.2 bil just from Harry alone spending that much
Thats 8.32 bil
Snd it’s not max packs since crit crit
Haven’t bought any dragon things yet
should i take an SS of what packs i have available
would that help you determine if it's doable
Is this dmg per dragon
So how much am I needing to spend
Give me a sec
i got 3 stamina saved up and
Critcrit is at 57.89 mil power
I havent bought my dragons yet too
Im planning to get most of the stuff
Maybe not the 100 pack
if we can guarantee it i'll get a little to get harry title
You’d do 7.2 billion if u spent as much as crit crit before multiplier
\o/
I tried guys I promise
11.5 billion to leaderboards after multiplier
Tldr is @spice rose if u spend as much as crit crit and hit fa only we’re already first
if audi demanded i swipe i'd tell him to suck a dick
Just spent my last dollar to hit a few 0.3% on FA 💀
But u don’t need to, just as much as minyoung and we cover the rest
And could spend more incase things go south
For how much that is let me use fishted to estimate
Are you doing single hits on dragon or the 10x random?
Idk exact since siege cost goes up but let me estimate
Single
Do it on fish
Their hp reduce their rank/ damage reduce
F&F or FA still
fish army
OK FUCK IT
IM BUYING EVERY PACK
@spice rose today you either learn that audi is good at math or dogshit at math. good life lesson to learn
Yeah
i already triple checked
When you mention "fish" be more specific 🤣 theres currently 2 fishes standing on the board
I HOPE HE’S RIGHT
Here’s how u can cross check as well the
For sure I’m blaming Audi if we don’t win
you're already a veteran eden member
with that attitude
also dw i'll blame him to because i planned on not swiping anything
so this is already more than i wanted to
In return you can farm howdi in duels for a whole month 🤣

I’m waiting till like 20 mins left to use em
- Add up all these standard damages
- Use the damage of round = x1 + 1.5x remaining hp
- Use the remaining hp of fa so in this case 79/80% x 1.5 +1 x total standard damage
- I hit them , it’s whole number %, their whole damage went down
Decimals doesn’t affect their rank changes
I cross checked 4. With the dmg = x1 + 1.5x hp %
All checks out u can check for other guilds too

Cant fork out anything to hit more than a 0.1%, have to rely on big hitters
Same I’m doing 0.1 but something is something
if u think of it
Now let me estimate fishted
10 .1 hits is 1%
Yes but out of the free ones, replenishing is a pain to make a whole 10%
He spent 1x $50 pack and 1x $100 pack
@spice rose spending in this game instead of my medical bills so audi is getting hit 5000x if he's wrong

Ooof
U dont need medical bill
We got another match with FA with the other event 🤦♀️ thats another digging wallet event for sure
just drink a potion
its okay
I did 600m only spent $1 let’s just say I did 550 mil
Fishted 1.13 bil
He has 74% of my cp
I read that as poison 🤣
This one is important
So 407 mil natural damage
To get harry the title
And its harder later on
Bc we’ll be merged
with kore guilds
Gotta flex on em
706 mil damage from fishted by spending q_ $50 and one $100 pack
Thats x 40 multiplier
I buy every pack but mystic dragon scale
To put it simply
If u spend and get whatever u get in the top 2 packs worth $150 u do
X40 your damage
And then we multiply by 1.6 for the bonus on rankings
64
Max that cc
If Harry spends on the $150 high end he gets us 6.2 billion
audi do you know how many packs i need to get to guarantee
If we lose this round, howdi have to spend 2x the amount harry dropped in next event 🤣
Wait till like last couple minutes
@vale stag @edgy meteor use x60 to be on the safe side
Don’t want them getting any ideas
60x regular attacks
Your cp x 60 = how many points we get
so
Your cp multiply by 60 = how much dmg we get for last $150 pack
It’s a higher multiplier for lower packs
I’m hitting in 1 hr20 min
i think audi's point is that their whales are out of hits to buy
kk
so they can't really retaliate
But also remember diminishing returns
otherwise this plan wouldn't work
Just in case tho
because they could refillt oday
i mean to be safe
no i get you just make sure you have time for all your hits to actually get in
because idk how their calculation time works
if nothing changes
Shouldn’t take more than a minute
Calculation time too
I hope it doesnt cuck us
there was notbing indicated rigt?
abt closing earlu
** our main goal is kick fish asshole out of rank 1 and we get rank 1**
** don’t focus on making fishass rank 2 yet for perfect guess**
If we’re pretty safe ahead with some people having some attacks left then we manipulate it for us rank 1 fishasshole rank 2 and arise rank 3
I predicted us number 1
so did i
idk abt u audi
Ya same
RIDE OR DIE COMFY
Most of us chatters here did



for christmas we're getting harry the gift of title
If we get the guess right it’s $30 + worth of mats btw
So that’s some refund
Never a doubt
To every believer

Believe in the Christmas miracle

gonna be hilarious if me + comfy + harry do all our hits and we're not even close
ikr
i'm down to do it either way
@vale stag audi checks math after and is like "wait i forgot to carry a 0"
I need to send money in a few hrs
shii
Dont jinx the only miracle we got!
comfy what do you do for work
Just jinx the haggle to 1 each person
9 scales 74 siege orders
$150
Fishted got for a x60 multiplier on his cp for our ranks
Rest of the packs has
41 siege orders 7 scales for $65
how much do i need to spend
Pricy but emergency button for near 2 bil a pop LOL x 1.6 = 3 bil
do i only need 60 siege orders
$65 is enough and if u need more can tap the $50
hmm
Does someone have a dragon right now
Ty brother
Help test , use one 2x single target dragon on fish army
i just got 3 hits rn no dragon
maybe comfy does
@lime flame i have 1k peaches so trying to min max some last second damage/CP increase before we start hitting
This event will be my bitch before the end of the night
it's fucked audi
4 games i play have christmas events i need to pull on
i'm suffering
That’s rough
oh 3 actually
this one doesn't count
i'm not pulling
i'm swiping for magical dragon attacks not for jpgs
Wait why are the at 5040 points
I’m dead
Question, how do you get the materials for these?
Woah
They got 1st round both in round 1 and 2
New event ig
Why eyes u troll
Don’t give them any funny ideas LOL
We sneaky like ninja
Wym I always uses my eyes in every chat if you havent notice
It updates as we go
So this wasn’t tally of last round
But current standings
1080 diff we go to 4760 they go rank 2 they drop to 4680
@lime flame top one pointless now right
i just get the ones with badges and scales?
Ya topnpointless
Oh shit u still have jade ones
Niceeee
@hushed timber ignore that troll aris
He joined guild and left twice
Dude just shit talks us for no reason weird guy
Inted his own event participation wasted us a slot
Oh nvm another game haha
Let me see
@edgy meteor try dragoning fish army once
Yeah aris and lan joined me in ISL 🤣
I’ll check leaderboards
Wtf? Our damage didn’t increase
Does dragon not add on damage
Oh nvm we got hit just as you dragoned @edgy meteor
One more dragon
so what's it mean
No we testing
Do whatever korean did
Ya
i don't think it actually hits 10x for the bottom one
it's 1x for both
i can test bottom if you want though
Lemme buy mine
this gonna. Take more than a minute
@lime flame do you want me to test bottom option
No it’s ok it shouldn’t be x10 dmg
Should just be random
Interesting
that's what i assumed
10x would be broken as fuck
@lime flame how many dragons and regular hits do i need then lol
This dude deleted his guild and costed 30 active players the event
Couldn’t wait 2 hours?


It scales up
So later it needs 2 siege and 3 siege
Idk the exact amount
okay then
how many hits and dragon strikes do i need
dragon strike is just 2x regular hit right
But your dragons and hits right now should get us to
do those scale too
20 dragons waiting aswell
Still waiting till 20 min left
With $65 you’ll do
audi
About 1.2 bil
i thought we had a concrete number
what's the total number we need
I can cover more
Concrete for $ spent
IDK IM AT WORK
always make me uncomfy
All we have is how much fishted spent and I math it off there
We need to do
Y dmg x 1.6
So 8 bil
and they all have to be on fish to lower their stats right
Yup
12.8 bil + what we have on rn = 26 bil
This is bare bare minimum, we need 8 bil
ugh
harry and comfy already swiped
let's hit at 20 mins and use everything and see what we're short
i'll try to buy more if we're short
@worn latch are you there? Could use some of your help with the smaller packs available for our rank 1 push
Pig pen was my first home, it was heaven 2.0 then I got scouted and my scouter left 💀
Ya
kk
Oh no doesn’t

@spice rose @vale stag wanna move it to last 10 mins instead?
It takes one-2 seconds per attack
i made it past salty finally
Sure I’m down












