#nobody’s adventure chop chop
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Did yall get the adventure fund?
that is better
which ios that
@lucid jackal
@lime flame

@ me. Heyo.
o/
o/
F2PLan. W name.
Is it worth it?
we're gambling addicts
but out of all of them i think the water + peaches is most worth it
I got the divine tree one
you're gated a lot by peach + water
That 99.99 is tempting but reality check is also not very pleasing
Súper
$10 isn't bad
at least
$100 is yeah a bit steep
oh also
TIL there are presets for genies
Welp next paycheck ig...i already dropped nearly 50 bucks tonight alone 💀
I’m surprised u haven’t bought them yet
Last game I spent $100 per thing was Lords Mobile. So much regret there.
How much did u drop so far feyrie, ur strong
i'd say if you want to spend get the tree/water one
the rest aren't as important
peach/water*
Let me count my bank history 🤣
i'm gonna pretend not to see mine
So yeah about 50 🤣 i hit the mark
Its mostly 0.99 that got me started. Im a very cheap person...but then small things adds up
I think I'm doing okay for $24 or so. Idk though.
Nasty substat too damn
That pet was pure luck, was able to upgrade to 2 stars
nice nice
Had to freakin waste my summon thing for that stupid bond boost. Need to discover beasts before it can be added -.-
Welp, I'm going to save my current peaches for lvl 10 tree later. Woot.



Ooof a whole week, that would definitely would leave your hole weak
pretty sure you can only buy like 800 water
first thing i do at reset is buy all the water and peaches
ye
i had 9k
yeah im about to go to sleep myself
the others are going to have to wait till i wake up @lime flame
yeah we're missing a few people i think
Ooof morning work is the worst for insomniacs
I have 12 hours til my work starts
blessed
I need 4 rats

Gonna max the companion that gives extra rat juice and combo
Oh wait
@fierce mantle open guild to all
Farm free guild exp when snoozing

World chat is wild

i said it but
they get really horny
across all the servers i've seen
it is what it is

world chat is wild lmao
the only chance i'd have at only fans is pics of my hands
Thats pretty superficial for a wc, ive seen worse
ya they don't have someone just spamming the n-word so it's relatively tame i guess
Let’s inspect the goods
pay me
Compare to earlier with rizz, its decent
i just have feminine hands
girls i've dated only compliment me on my hands and my ass

Ass is flatter than a paper, im out of that contest
Trade 10 peaches for one peach
Feel like I’m getting abit tooo picky with my rat sends
i just look for bigger number
What do you focus on, i just go whatever that got the highest level 💀
also ass is easy to raise you can do exercises for them
Exercise is not in my book. Im a shut in.
I prefer a good long hours of sleep than be active
can do bodyweight stuff at home to get your ass big if you care enough
ya i got lazy after my trip
I can also have a big ass in my dream 🤣
My workout plan is walking, work, and more walking
walk is good
Sometimes I roll down a hill to catch the last train 💀
mine is work and workout
Hoorah for the shut-ins.
Lumberjack here
I chop wood daily
Recently upped my reps to about a few thousand swings a day
CHOP CHOP CHOPPA STYLE
Now I'm seeing Valorant on the side. Rank? o:
gold
Nice, nice.
leveling my alt rn to lvl 20
I think I have some gold alts if you ever wanna play one day.
whats ur main rank
Imm2
Nah, just lucky.
Hmmm
Is this game good
@lime flame when can i join guild
When salty wakes up
Don’t claim your guild quest yet
We made new one join Eden, don’t haggle in old guild too
of the rewards
Not much missed out
Only good if guild is 20/20 active
Else not worth the click
Can’t contact old lead dude too busy
So salty made me guild


applied
Also went to sleep top cp, wake up and there's some 7m guy just smacking everything
Really want to div11 before I use all these remaining chops
I was wondering why you guys didn't make eden
Am i supposed to change this 400 times
climb pagoda
I bought the pass because I didn't want to do that
Lmfao
It takes so long
Shame it's not dodge down
Evasive mf
Guaranteed UR or bug
@fierce mantle
What server u in nuke
Loo yeah we wont get the bonus
S20 day 1 atm
What server are y'all in?
Ohh im in EU lol just noticed
Na s18
Harmony or Peach?
Harmony
Wanna come play here too?
Competitions low, not missing a lot
I'll check it out. I havent swiped much either
We got like 10+ in this thread playing should b fun
Everyone in my EU server are from Thailand, the rest are Russians lmao
Looks like 100 stamina until the middle of normal @whole hedge wdy think @edgy meteor
maybe
Put f2p or F2P
Or F2p with name change ticket for 100 jades
In front
Refunds u 200 jades later with more rewards
Damn eiyuu rank 10 beast event
One day late start too

Let me know if u guys tested rats
Sending 3/2 rats vs 1 rat, if it reduces stamina more
From what I’ve seen, same stamina expenditure
Need more testing / more eyes
I'll be chop chopping underwater
Oooooo
That's huge
Same you might be on my server
Gonna hit those dodge mfs
S20 EU?
Ah I'm s19
Ohh , damn
is it out?
or soon?
Teaser posted 4 d ago
If we last till assist beast is available
Uhh I’ll take it

new bait where
salty deadge
Needs an auto function for everything 💀
it does
not fast enough
Go water early
After it goes past full
2x-3x duration
Water after full status is gg
Makes peaches way better, and when it’s weak it’s worse
Just go for shit peaches
idk what u mean
wdym go water early
im saying
water is bait in general
even at full its 30mins+
also i feel like rats go down based on minutes working
id rather do peach 6x in the same timeframe
Defs not Korean destroyed his rats going cheap timings day 1
But ya water pretty bait
I take it if there’s no lvl 4-5 orb/ peach / jade
wait a sec
audi u ever tried recall?
Ya
i recalled the water just now
idk where the 4 water appeared
BUG ABUSE
lemme try again
idk maybe i got it somewhere else and didnt pay attention
or maybe u gotta have to suck it for a specific time before recalling
audi can try to figure it out
Have you tried arias?
Couldnt get a hit in, his dodge and stun damage is annoying
Hell no not gonna try
Need 5 wins and I’m able to unlock new companion
Not gonna upgrade for 1.5 days after these 1k peaches get used up
You made me push too 💀
Did u get it?
Yeah
No more...i need to stop myself from spending 💀 this is way beyond my spending limit 🪦
@lucid jackal I apologize for the 1 hit, i needed that 1 more for the new companion 😭
You're fine. I just work here.
time to hit audi x100

I TAKE IT BACK

I already got people farming me, no more please 😭💀 its @lime flame turn
Ooof

strong
?
i didn't say anything about you sleeping
smh
i said specifically
you were deadge

now you're alivege
hamster praying on my downfall 
no i need you to carry us
not anymore all the top ppl in the guild now lmao
you're like our spiritual leader
like steve jobs to our apple
hopefully without the cancer
and with more bathing
LOL
comfy and eiyuu are in
lmk if im missing anyone
guild system needs a rework
elite should be able to invite/kick ect
But levelling and 3 spots per lvl not the worse
use ur vip chat privs
and tell em
tell them u busy spending no time to manage guild but still wanna be leader
have vice roles or smth

that's like 4 days?
Ya
i think the way the system works is if salty doesn't login for 4 days
it goes to next highest rank
like vice
Ya for lead transfer
and if there's more than 1 it goes to whoever has max contribution
@deep plank this you right?
Yeah

Woot. First perfect.
\o/
Nice
My combos dirt low I need way more combo 
CHOPPA STYLE
100% agree
which one is u?
My name says the same👀
@whole hedge change name
Luck hates me
we get bonus
what bonus
United bonus
oh
What lvl is ur tree?
Change to F2PEiyuu
it shows you what you get at each milestone
Currently 10. Working towards 11 now.
interesting system
How are u full of blues
I’m 10 too bruh

done
Luck ig, idk lol
time 2 chop
Nice 8 more
free stuff pog
u prob a seoul korean type a guy
NYC type a korean
Princess got the highest haggle for being a royalty? Is that some kind of perk?
Would be cool if the haggle system was true random
nah she prob just taxed the merchant
And not maxed at 20 but guild member limit
155 jfc
yeah it's a lot
182 💀
430 increase from tran 3 to void 1 💀 thats still an ouch
there's vip on this game?
if you spend enough youll get a message
also join new guild if still playing
I have a life
me too
haven't had time to play
U chop wood 
am I rank 50 now
U play 30 games doing dailies on all them
yes
But can’t click a button to auto chop wood
more like 28

I dont wanna be seen playing with my wood out in public

anyways back to drinking bye
16% of dmg dealt is pretty low tho
It’s good with high combo
Even better with crit u can just outheal dmg coming
This too
Lifesteal super bait, additional survivability stat u always have to fight off resistances with
Can just use either and ignore lifesteal

lmk when the haggling is all done
and i can buy
actually
maybe i just spam blitz
get the rest to haggle
probably best use of gems
Wait u haven’t been doing it
i max refresh d1

I leave the 240 cost alone
ye sounds about right
how many blitz is that
All but 3
i c
Refunds u those genie summons so that’s nice
poached everyone cant attack lol
i think at that point just hit whoever
i just refresh
lmao
it's like asking someone to slap the sharp edge of a knife with their bare hand
13 more levels and then i'm void
audi gimme all your peaches
it's fucked up i think i need like 4000 peaches to hit the next breakpoint
just hit
W refresh
people probably already haggled before leaving other guild
But even with lifesteal, those high dodge mfs are hard to hit
Dodge and stun combo is such a pain 🪦
Any tips on how to deal with such nuisance?
@lime flame where's that new server launch
just swapping mounts i think
other than raising stats overall
o
@lime flame S20 is up
seem to have good odds refreshing
60 peaches right there
Slow
there's a range right
@lime flame wym slow you were supposed to tell me when it came up

??
I noticed it late too

i think they're not guaranteed X amount
like 1 can be 1-2 or something
@lime flame so you're not down then..
i will stop chopping..
chopn't
is 21 up
To check for future events to get ready
common audi W
is it up though

i'm in
this should be 30
yeah doing a f2p acc on it
Wood chop addiction
oh moonshrine 1
Also when u get a new tiger @fierce mantle with Better passives
Can just feed old tiger to new one
It’s ok u still have lots from max
Gonna see new tigers later
Also this is going off messages from people

50/50
When I see another monkey I’ll buy it and test
Nice
fed 1* to base and base got 2*
How about passive levels?
passive levels?
@whole hedge chop chop
/ unlock two passives
passives are random
Screenshot rabbit
Feeding base to base only unlocks 1
If u feed 1* to base should unlock 2
If so then we’ll have no worries just re choosing our main pet with better passives
@lime flame
fairly certain you just get random
but sec
i'll feed the 2* into the base
got 3 more but yeah it's rng
but you see it's 3*
Holy
so it preserves the stars
Worth
And the amount of passives unlocked/ levelled
So we can just keep rereading our urs to new ones
@fierce mantle it works
too sleepy I’ll see new server tmr
thats good
@wise ravine
o @whole hedge you gonna actually play a f2p alt or is it just rerolling for funsies then quitting
cant bait me
im f2p on my main too
wdym
LOL

its def just to get my fix
same for me
butthe need for fix will remain
waiting on peaches every day on main now
The rat minmaxing will kill me playing 2 servers
im getting good amount of peaches min maxing
i do high lvl bottles too
mm
yeah im not taking no lvl 1 pleb shit 
fair
you

but thats about it
for?
For someone else who chats / active
pick one from world chat
Hasn’t seen the guy type anything at all
he hasnt been on since i accepted him
which was like an hour or 2 ago
Oh ic
but fine
I saw 4 h ago I thought he joined and just went off somewhere
damn whats minimum cp to join
That backpack guy active
Just haggle , hit boss and chop 350x a day get daily quest done for guild
no time at all
even for you
look at this bozo pigfarm
told him to join in world chat and ignored it
you know what to do 
Has he typed there
yes
i sent msg right after he spoke
ive already been farming him

i told him join us and ill stop farming you in pvp
ignored
the others from hand fell in line and joined 
free shit 
u not moon shrining?
LOL
you're not dedicated to the chop
if you were dedicated to the chop youd have 10 instances up chopping
exactly
Those affection points pretty pog
ran out of peaches pog
2300
that's pretty good
but also i don't wanna spend any more money in this game
LOL
when it's 2am and you're down bad swiping for my chop chop currency
time to stop
stop doing fast chop then

max her out too for more stam
The prices for the game actually isn’t too bad
Not some busted unlimited spends like other games
yeah been working on her
I did not realize I could buy the mounts and wasted my twirly things on genie summons that gave me nothing
but i want unlimited peaches
Maybe I just rr now lol
shouldnt have done that anyway
free peaches 

Auto and speed up
I didn’t see a place for that

they saying you like dicks or calling you a dike 
i doin't know but it's weird that it's an auto option
aw yiss unlocked autochop on this alt
yeah that hentai guy is powerleveling
guess I won't be watching tiktoks while driving today
chop chop saving lives 
goty
Cross server gvg is coming
is it actually
Get ready to get clapped since they have days ahead they’re able to use 2 pets we use 1
why didnt you tell me 2 pets?
ive been skipping dupes

I told u
I pinged u too with picture first one I pinged

was it when i was sleeping?
Ya 
I read somewhere that rent is max 30% and entertainment fund is 10-20%?
Ya
But then u fight dodge
my crit has gone up a lot and seems very op
Crit combo op didn’t have proof
I looked in their discord and these billion dps hitters all use crit
We can tiger x dragon until end game
Or one of them + the special red pet
focusing on 2 stats is prob the best idea
cause all these ppl have stat reductions spread out
and pve too
new auto
Same
i was ignoring crit for stun
i think ill pump violet
i just go for any stat increase
crit works well with the dragon blood line
for increased auto chop stats
id just stack crit to make sure
Counter can go really stupid
Since u disrupt their combo
oh dang
If they’re comboing youlll counter first
that could be really good
alright lets see if i hit yinglong or red pet
W
everyone is
Oh idc about pvp
More pve dmg always pog
If they run anti crit pvp we run dodge and they just gg
The dodge set is ridiculously op
4 turns of invincible
maybe i should switch
With some genie etc u can easily reach 80-100%
Then get doubled boom doesn’t matter if they -100%
Esp pvp this is a gg set
If u have lots of combo more dps
Useless for me since my combo rate is garbage
but this tho
maybe time to switch to being a dodge andy
these are resistances at stage im at now
With some heal ability later or some heal shirt outside of lifesteal
That 4 turns = 6+ turns from healing back up
next
its all relative anyways because the cp diff becomes a factor anyways
too much for me atm
bro looks like the hokage of deer
you can tell hes f2p though by his pet 
Some of these 100m whales
They go diamond star monkey
Or diamond star fox

U never know
Set high standards
huh














