Honkai: Star Rail v2

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I think I'll keep the VTuber chick's stream live the whole time, and refresh the dude's

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnI72qDIlzY&ab_channel=MELOO

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To hedge my bets

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this should help me make adjustments

kafka skill look lame

❌

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Lacks "impact" to it, really.

But the "boom" amused me at least.

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ah this makes it much easier to decide

gotta move the black hair sycthe girl up now

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Serval is...ok

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whats the meta?

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I mean, mihorni loves their scythe girls

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if its like genshin... all launch character are bait

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blondie guy has a coffin on his back

moving up

✅

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Natasha probably good to pull for honestly cause healer

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healers are early game bait

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Wtf they don't show himeko's, just scroll over her skills, hello?

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guys beating girls right now just sayin

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But still going Himeko because best girl from honkai

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they have aizen

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And Diluc = male himeko

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https://tenor.com/view/ali-aizen-gif-24883090

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any story leak?

who are the archons?

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Anyway genshin for now

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is the water archon a loli

i heard it was

hammer girl

💯

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wtf this guy talking about dropping 10k alreaedy

wtf whel

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im done

i found it

this is what to go for

[ivory lynx]

lmao

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goin for this one

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[shy bloom]

no himeko replay

rip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-LvmVjEo40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hytzYoL4jRk

[safe elm]

Wot

They already have video out

[ivory lynx]

u cant reroll so best of luck lmao

[shy bloom]

i wasnt gonna reroll anyways

[ivory lynx]

bruh theres been 3 cbts before

so many vid out already

smh'

[safe elm]

Idk man i don’t follow anything related to this game

[ivory lynx]

smh

to busy on exos

thats why

[shy bloom]

i got 40 minutes to read skills now

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I’m watching a stream rn

[safe elm]

Zenonia

[ivory lynx]

nice

[ivory lynx]

mmo maybe

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Yeah pc only. I saw honkai impact had a twitch drops thing going on too and that one doesn’t allow iOS to count for drops

[shy bloom]

ngl the skill cuts underwhelming

[ivory lynx]

[woven cloak]

wait.. are these honkai characters?

who is op in honkai?

[shy bloom]

they all op in honkai

they just change outfits

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[ivory lynx]

hoyo gmaes tend to overlap

bronya is in star rails

[woven cloak]

where paimon
where zhongli
where kazuha
where baal

[ivory lynx]

yae sakura is in genshin

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Also Venti is a top-tier character still and was a launch char, wym launch chars are bait?

[ivory lynx]

no not genshin

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Same with diluc

And yeah, it's the "Hoyoverse"

[shy bloom]

definitive tier list

[ivory lynx]

talking bou HI3

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it's a connected universe

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himeko is diluc? eww

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Only a few honkai chars. Most op are like durandal and sometimes mei. Neither in star rail tho

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ss tier is 4*

wtf

1hr watch time

[shy bloom]

wait she is 4*?

i didnt check anything yet

great

ez grab

[ivory lynx]

kek

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Going for blade

[shy bloom]

idk what blade is

is it edgy sword boy in S tier

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Blade is the s tier guy

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you have good taste sir

as you can see he is my top 5* pick

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I like star rail vers of xiao but he’s b tier

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ok now to read the skills

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blade is hutao?

wut

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Read blades skills he sacrifices hp for turns and hp prop dmg

[shy bloom]

ah yes my favorite archetype the berserker

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that hutao

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it's all falling in place

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https://tenor.com/view/hu-tao-gif-26375361

[shy bloom]

nice 4 of my top picks are 4*

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https://www.twitch.tv/timaeuss

30 second ads

get fukeddd

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O yea. Basically

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we need an ads-less strim

[shy bloom]

41 minute 30s

[ivory lynx]

overall viewers for star rail are currently 9.1k

im keeping an eye rn

so far all of us should technically get in

if we start at the start

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Hopefully

They should’ve made it ios too

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weekend coming

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Like I don’t think it would be that hard lol

[shy bloom]

quick someone compile spreadsheet with multipliers and hidden base dmg

[ivory lynx]

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[ivory lynx]

just go to maincord and ask

im sure some one has from cbts before

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no maincord will make me bias

[ivory lynx]

lmao

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is this a summonwer war clone

or is this like e7 with artifact

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[shy bloom]

i keep forgetting what the card is cause fgo only makes me think of craft essence

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Probably a mix of both

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I think they have excl weapon or something like genshin

So maybe a little different but idk

Glad I didn’t sleep tho. I was about to sleep and had my alarm set for 5 am

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eidolon = constellation?

[ivory lynx]

i dont remember

kekekekekew

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broken c6!

nerf

[ivory lynx]

smh

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!!!

squishy unit dont die, deal aoe dmg and heal!??!?

35 minute

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Sounds good

[shy bloom]

bronya is 100% CR pusher with dmg buff

bronya best unit

roll for bronya

[ivory lynx]

10.6k overall star rail viewers

9 has to come now

before more ppl kno

[atomic lagoon]

I have my 2Head strat going

I have two Star Rail streams up, so I can reach an hour at half the time

EZ

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op

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Oh yeah I like him too

Is he available on launch?

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i dont know anything

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I need a good dps cleaver to speed run the game

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i am just being loud because it's past my bedtime

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Playing games as I wait

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imaginary dmg

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Lol

Dumbest element ever

[spare grove]

Uhm did i miss something or why does it sound like the game is releasing in here 😮
Its just another data wipe test starting today right?

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It’s just final cbt but they’re giving away 20k keys just for watching streams on twitch

[ivory lynx]

cbt

[atomic lagoon]

real release is allegedly in april

since that date is march 7th in lunar calendar or something

[ivory lynx]

imaginary is a element in HI3

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Yeah I saw that

[shy bloom]

imaginary element is a craft essence in fgo

[ivory lynx]

a who

[spare grove]

Ahhh i see

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17 minute

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pong pls

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Yeah I need silver hair wolf guy

And blade

One of two reasons why I don’t main honkai impact 3rd is no male characters

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that list is trash

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1069122628117352558/1073411415035101184/image.png

this one better

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11 mins tho

[ivory lynx]

14.9k overall viewers

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Nice

Bad for the company but good for me

[ivory lynx]

lmao

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10 mins

[ivory lynx]

15.8k

ITS RISING

HURRY

EVERY REFRESH IS HIGHER

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i dont see ittt

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[woven cloak]

wait

i dont see the drops in the drop tab

[ivory lynx]

its not 9pm

[shy bloom]

that's what i dont seeee

[ivory lynx]

itll be there when its time

its not a active drop like others

it has a set time

[shy bloom]

last time you told me that you were off bya day

[ivory lynx]

goof

good

i hope im off by a year

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7 mins i cri

[ivory lynx]

16.5k

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Oh no

[ivory lynx]

TIME GO FASTER

pls

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Imagine having bought a final beta key for 100

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https://tenor.com/view/click-adam-sandler-gif-7508598

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Then hoyo gives out 20k

[ivory lynx]

bro

19,6k

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I hope i get the key

[ivory lynx]

WTF

20k viewers

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5 mins

[ivory lynx]

oh no

[shy bloom]

imagine your streamer drops arent activated

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Cry

[ivory lynx]

21.6k

its war now

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Lol

[ivory lynx]

good luck

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Gonna have to click fast

Maybe some ppl won’t know it’s pc only

[ivory lynx]

theyll just sell at that point

ppl will watch just to sell tbh

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3 mins

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Kinda smart

[ivory lynx]

[runic portal]

Boutta start

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i dont see ittttt

1 hr

@woven cloak

@woven cloak

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How do you access that

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https://www.twitch.tv/drops/inventory

[ivory lynx]

thats it

[shy bloom]

its been 1 minute and it still says 0% !?

nvm

[ivory lynx]

the first 20k to claim will get the thing

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Sweating

[shy bloom]

time to get the thing

[woven cloak]

lets goo

[ivory lynx]

im 1%

ez

[woven cloak]

wtf hacker

[ivory lynx]

IM SPEEDING

[woven cloak]

bannn

p;ls ban

mod

[woven cloak]

WTF

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I’m at 1%

[shy bloom]

I'M IN TEH FUTURE

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3%

HOW

asofna

HACKER

ban

mod

mod

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HACKS LOL

[ivory lynx]

https://www.twitch.tv/takagguwu

[ivory lynx]

bro the UI is crazy

[shy bloom]

LOL

5%

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??????

[ivory lynx]

IM 5% TO

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

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!drop

wtf

[shy bloom]

LET'S GOOO

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95% to go 🙂

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Omg me too

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canon in d

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What is !drop

O 6%

[ivory lynx]

6%

ez

[woven cloak]

!drop

[shy bloom]

???

[ivory lynx]

me to

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Same

[woven cloak]

how?

im only 6%

[ivory lynx]

go faster

ez

[shy bloom]

use your vpn

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So you have to claim the frame and then…?

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can i open strim in two computers?

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Get good

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it's first 20k claims

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10%

[ivory lynx]

13%

ez

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O

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hax

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Okay same

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[ivory lynx]

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Honkai%3A Star Rail

[ivory lynx]

im watching all streamers here

ALL

LMAO

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I’m on hebecelene

[ivory lynx]

15%

16

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https://tenor.com/view/forest-gump-tom-hanks-running-sprinting-leaving-gif-5212535

[ivory lynx]

18 bb

GO GO GO

SPEED

[shy bloom]

gonna finish this jankly animated anime

[ivory lynx]

20

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20

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What anime

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Got pudding

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hikaru no ou

[ivory lynx]

21

23

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23

[ivory lynx]

25

[shy bloom]

streamer guy just said that you need to wait 48h after claiming to see if you get access

[ivory lynx]

they send within 24 hours

read the site

smh

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Went to eat

[ivory lynx]

40 as well

i looked in the official

they 40 as well

many ppl

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Same

[ivory lynx]

48

[shy bloom]

what even are these streamers

[ivory lynx]

should be 50 in a nimute

[shy bloom]

[ivory lynx]

minute

50

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suddenly 60k viewers

[ivory lynx]

most is a L

[ivory lynx]

oh also thats asmon

thats why

20k viewers

LMAO

[shy bloom]

he finally gave in to gambling

[ivory lynx]

he said he would play genshin but ends up playing this first

[shy bloom]

inb4 isp decides to say no

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56%

So we click to claim frame is that it?

Just wanna make sure

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Nice%

[ivory lynx]

70

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Same

85

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86

88

90

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91

[ivory lynx]

93

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93

[ivory lynx]

2

[ivory lynx]

im refreshing asap

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Mines 93 what

[ivory lynx]

im at 95 to

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So no extra steps right?

[runic portal]

Okay 95

[kind badge]

Just claim the reward

and iffff you're one offf fthe fffirst 20k to do so you get in?

That's it?

[shy bloom]

@woven cloak get ready~

[ivory lynx]

u press claim and wait 24 hours

[woven cloak]

95%

[ivory lynx]

says within 24 hours youll get ur shit and first 20k is in

96

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96 I’m scared

[shy bloom]

wtf 1 minute

[ivory lynx]

98

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Oo

96

[shy bloom]

@woven cloak @woven cloak @woven cloak @woven cloak @woven cloak

[runic portal]

98

[shy bloom]

1

0o0

\

[ivory lynx]

claimed

[runic portal]

NOT ME

CLAIMED

[woven cloak]

wtf 98

[shy bloom]

i can sleep now right

[kind badge]

Here's hoping.

[woven cloak]

wtf

im stuck at 98

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CLAIMEDDDDD

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You left chat open right?

You click the claim button in the chat.

Fastest way

Now to watch the viewers plummet

[runic portal]

Omg

Lost 100 viewers in 1 sec

[woven cloak]

no invite

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You gotta wait 24 hours ark

And yeah dropped about 1k viewers already on both channels

[woven cloak]

wtf 24 hours

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48, actually

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Yeah 48

[shy bloom]

if I don't get in it's rigged

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20k accs is a lot to add tho

[shy bloom]

I claimed within 10s of world timer

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Not sleeping for 48 hrs

Spam refresh for eligibility

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Yeah, I mean, I was in stream when drops started and they started instantly, and claimed the moment the pop-up showed. And there were only like 9k total viewers combined?

So...

58k total viewers for star rail, but don't think asmogold had drops enabled, likewise a bunch didn't.

[shy bloom]

isnt he sponsored or something

anywayyy

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[shy bloom]

gl all

[kind badge]

Back to genshin for me

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Someone ping me when they get access

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We also get a cute avatar frame regardless that shows we OG

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So glad I didn’t take that nap and woke up in time for this

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Yeah same, I just happened to decide to get out of bed early and noticed yall talking about it here

[atomic lagoon]

nice to get a non pleb frame at least

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Nice lucky

[ivory lynx]

Dead chat

I remember when we were alive

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Cbt race was hype

[ivory lynx]

True

I felt exhausted after I claimed

Idk why

[runic portal]

Same

[granite silo]

Got another one

4/26 release date

[frank urchin]

gib beta access pls

[woven cloak]

u missed the whole thing

[granite silo]

https://tenor.com/view/pinocchio-liar-lying-long-nose-gif-4149502

[ivory lynx]

Missed the 20k race to cbt

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Eiyuu pls

You way late. Think this was the last giveaway for the CBT.

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There might be one more. I saw a post on twitter about another one

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https://twitter.com/honkaistarrail/status/1623924753185533952?s=61&t=M5GNvC-da6Acydo7YJadxA
Here’s one

Honkai: Star Rail (@honkaistarrail)

"Onward to the Universe" Event With Rewards Start!
You may stand a chance to win the Final Closed Beta eligibility!
How to Participate

1. Screenshot the GIF of this post.
2. Post the screenshot on Twitter with your HoYoverse Account ID plus #HonkaiStarRail #OnwardtotheUniverse.

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Also this one which is literally just paste your ID into the channel: https://discord.com/channels/884849473329692723/1073068538903937054

(Hoyoverse ID)

[shy bloom]

[rocky scroll]

We ain't the chosen ones

[ivory lynx]

It'd not even 24 to 48 hours

[final wing]

Bruh wtf thread name damn

[shy bloom]

bro wtf

@indigo sigil

there are too many

wait lobster is dead

[final wing]

Deep fried

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At this point the beta will end before I can play

[shy bloom]

when is it over

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Tomorrow

[shy bloom]

[runic portal]

Just kidding

[shy bloom]

can i play with controller

[runic portal]

I sure hope so

Pc actually makes me feel like I’m gaming in 1980

[ivory lynx]

[shy bloom]

if they made any of these like those old turn based ff games with loud menu noises 10/10

[ivory lynx]

Also if u look they don't have a end date for the cbt

Just Feb 10th being the start

[scenic crest]

[ivory lynx]

Smh critiquing the masterpiece that is FF?

[runic portal]

They should just keep it running till official launch

[ivory lynx]

Tbh I think it may be this whole month and the most

[shy bloom]

my super harsh 10/10 critique of ff games on the ps1

[ivory lynx]

Oh that's fine

Well besides 7 8 and 9 actually

So it's not fine

[shy bloom]

ff ended at 12

[ivory lynx]

FF10 had loud ass noises

[shy bloom]

[ivory lynx]

I can still hear it

Fucking sphere grid

[shy bloom]

i kind of liked dirge of cerberus though

[ivory lynx]

Of course u would

I'm glad evercrisis is gonna redo that game

Turn it into a turn-based game

Same with advent of children

[shy bloom]

i liked the resident evil gun vibes

[ivory lynx]

U gonna play RE4 remake

It's next month I think

[shy bloom]

probably not gacha games have ended my single player gaming career unfortunately

[ivory lynx]

[shy bloom]

i just buy them and dont play

[ivory lynx]

Sound like skrillex

LMFAO

[shy bloom]

actually i cant blame gacha games

league of legends got me first

[ivory lynx]

Oh no

[shy bloom]

yep that's when i pretty much quit consoles...

[ivory lynx]

Ur one of those

[shy bloom]

i played league hard for 2 years

then my friends discovered league

there was no escaping it

[ivory lynx]

[shy bloom]

i never introduced them

it just got popular

and to this day i avoid our private discord...

which is why im hidden

[ivory lynx]

[shy bloom]

playing it almost every other night i cant do it

[ivory lynx]

[compact grail]

I watched a stream and I dint see any difference from last cbt

glad I skipped I couldn't have gone through the same gameplay and another wipe

[ivory lynx]

game is massively different from the cbt i played idk what u talking bout

also new UI for battle and game looks so much more polished

when i played shit was bland and pretty generic which made sense it was one of the earliest cbts so they were still at the base of what they were working on

im happy to see the massive improvements overall

[compact grail]

oh

I guess the 1 hour I played last cbt wasn't good enough to notice the differences now lmao

[ivory lynx]

bruh

LMAO

[rocky scroll]

How good is game?

Best gacha of the century?

[ivory lynx]

no one here knows

cause we gotta wait 24 to 48 hours

just watch a streamer

[final wing]

The real genshin killer

[runic portal]

Been checking my eligibility all day

[rocky scroll]

[ivory lynx]

check ina bout 12 hours or so

at that point itll be 24 hours

[runic portal]

Okay time to sleep

[ivory lynx]

i wish i could its 10am for me well 10:20 but yea

lmao\

[woven cloak]

still no CBT

[runic portal]

Same

[woven cloak]

i want 1hr of my time back

[rocky scroll]

Gitgud

[ivory lynx]

tfw its not even 24 hours to 48 yet and yal still checking

[rocky scroll]

Gitgud

[ivory lynx]

i got a email from them

just saying pre register for 20 free pulls

lmao

so good

[woven cloak]

[runic portal]

I’m about to apply for a job at hoyo so I can send out my cbt key

[ivory lynx]

Send one to me to

[runic portal]

If they hire me everyone in eog gets a key

[ivory lynx]

We should see something In about 8is hours or so

Cause that'll be 24 hours by then

[woven cloak]

send me one too

[runic portal]

I will

[runic portal]

I hope so

[ivory lynx]

Yea 10pm est today to 10pm est tomorrow is the range to receive something

Ima go watch the maincord

They always malding

It's great

[shy bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-wahh-wild-go-gif-13490041

[ivory lynx]

Oh btw

They doing a discord event rn to for the cbt

100 spots open

Just gotta put ur hoyo ID in

The channel

On the 13th they gonna select who gets in

So ya kno a back up plan for me

Odds are worse tho but I gotta be safe

[woven cloak]

which channel?

[ivory lynx]

Extra slots event

Thats the name of the channel

[woven cloak]

[ivory lynx]

[shy bloom]

getting in today so i dont need it ok

[ivory lynx]

Uhuh

[shy bloom]

if i dont get in ill do like ros and spada

[ivory lynx]

Dammmm

[shy bloom]

||leave and come back a few days later||

[ivory lynx]

[runic portal]

Yeah I put my Id in

Always good to have a backup

[granite silo]

Honk honk

[ivory lynx]

[granite silo]

This why you don’t run from the law

[ivory lynx]

Yall street racing in NJ?

[granite silo]

Btw can’t park there

[ivory lynx]

[granite silo]

[woven cloak]

wat happened?

he tried to get in cbt?

[granite silo]

Yea sure

[ivory lynx]

[runic portal]

2 more hrs till 24 hrs elapsed

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Remember it said "Up to 48 hours" tho

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[ivory lynx]

U mean 25 minutes

Cause that's when it's 10pm the same time we claimed

[woven cloak]

[runic portal]

I thought we claimed at 11

[runic portal]

[kind badge]

Just wait the full 48 hours, there's no way we didn't get in. We were there the moment it started and redeemed the moment it hit 1 hour...

[ivory lynx]

Stream started at 9pm at If u were there it's 10pm end but I'm est

So depends on ur timezone

[kind badge]

So unless there was some extra step we missed, we def got it.

[ivory lynx]

Idk

Viewers were at 40k when 9 hit

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I’m est too

[ivory lynx]

Then yea we claimed 10pm

[kind badge]

There were less than 20k viewers when the drop streams started.

[runic portal]

Oh thought it was 11

[ivory lynx]

No shot there was more cause I was on the overall twitch tab for honkai

I was watching like a hawk

It jumped fast

But yea we just gotta wait

10pm to 10pm

So go to sleep

[kind badge]

That's when it started btw.

[ivory lynx]

Yea

We claimed at 10pm

[runic portal]

Welp

[kind badge]

And sweeker wasn't asmogold sponsored but not drop enabled or something weird?

[ivory lynx]

[runic portal]

Now I can really refresh and hope I get the key

[ivory lynx]

Uhhh yea

Asmon was just playing to play no drops enabled

[kind badge]

So like 15k of the viewers were on his channel

[ivory lynx]

Fucking asmon

[runic portal]

Also put my discord Id for that event in case

[kind badge]

So pretty sure was under 20k when it started

[runic portal]

[ivory lynx]

Did iron mouse have drops enabled

[kind badge]

Dunno, she was at like...5k viewers tho?

[ivory lynx]

Also asmon didn't start at 9pm he started a bit later he was being a wizard

[runic portal]

Hebeceline who I was watching def had hers on

She was v open and communicating about the drops

[kind badge]

Fkin

Someone just rang our ring doorbell

[ivory lynx]

Yea her and timauss

[kind badge]

And she walks up to the door staring at some folder in her hands/phone, rings the doorbell, then looks up and goes to knock, sees the "No solicitations" sign on the door and does a 180 and walks off.

Who TF door-to-door selling at night when it's dark out?!

[ivory lynx]

LMAO

[runic portal]

I read this like it was a horror story

[kind badge]

[ivory lynx]

The hustle never sleeps even at night

[kind badge]

There you go

[ivory lynx]

LMFAOOOO

BRUH

Made the meanest Uturn

[kind badge]

Just noped right the fuck off

[ivory lynx]

24hours to gooooo let's gooo

[shy bloom]

[woven cloak]

omega baited

[shy bloom]

first 20k my ass

[woven cloak]

who's idea was it?

let the witch hunt begin

[shy bloom]

[woven cloak]

WE GOT 'EM ALL!

Traditional Left Handed Fancy
---E Ǝ--- ---{
WE EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!

33% off! 66% off! Manufacturer's Defect!
---F ---L ---e
NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!

The Euro The Pound The Lira
---€ ---£ ---₤
HAPPY LYNCHING!

• some assembly required

grab your pitchfork

[shy bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-peepo-riot-riot-protest-peepo-angry-gif-21768097

[kind badge]

You have another 24 hours to wait!

[woven cloak]

[fickle scarab]

Ark baiter

[woven cloak]

@pseudo nexus pin this

[kind badge]

[shy bloom]

wdf you has powers

[woven cloak]

he my pin slave assistant manager

[shy bloom]

i been making bookmarks to find out i not eligible for almost 2 day

[woven cloak]

someone gotta take the blame

[shy bloom]

management

[granite silo]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-jeffy-flip-table-flipping-table-angry-gif-26365837

[woven cloak]

^ big manager titles

strip them afterwards if he wrong

demoted

[kind badge]

[shy bloom]

5 crowns

[woven cloak]

[shy bloom]

[rocky scroll]

[granite silo]

Damn

[fickle scarab]

@woven cloak

[granite silo]

Don’t let Audi see he tag you in every Chanel to pin

https://tenor.com/view/epex-epex-welcome2house-epex-cute-epex-yewang-yewang-gif-24934932

[fickle scarab]

Migi hello

[woven cloak]

wtf dont pong

[fickle scarab]

No i pong

[woven cloak]

@fickle scarab wtf isnt it saturday for you.. y u wake up so early just to pong me

[fickle scarab]

Yes

[woven cloak]

[fickle scarab]

I’m passing med tests

[woven cloak]

gz

[fickle scarab]

Waiting my turn

[woven cloak]

negative ez

[woven cloak]

wat u testing for?

[fickle scarab]

My heart

[woven cloak]

[ivory lynx]

[woven cloak]

[fickle scarab]

Cuz u hurt me too many times

[woven cloak]

wtf u ok

dont die

[fickle scarab]

Okay I won’t if you promise sponsor my pizza

[final wing]

@granite silo pin pls ty

[ivory lynx]

Wut the

Audi ima throw u

[woven cloak]

by denying you everything, im already stress testing your heart

dw ur well prepped = ez pass

[ivory lynx]

We finally in the 24-48 hour mark this is poggers

[runic portal]

Wooo

[ivory lynx]

Ima just call it its gonna be the full 48 hours

[rocky scroll]

[granite silo]

This one too

https://tenor.com/view/epex-epex-welcome2house-epex-cute-epex-yewang-yewang-gif-24934932

[ivory lynx]

Smh

If you didn't get a email or aren't eligible by <t:1676170800:f> you outta luck

[ivory lynx]

@granite silo pin pls

[granite silo]

https://tenor.com/view/epex-epex-welcome2house-epex-cute-epex-yewang-yewang-gif-24934932

[ivory lynx]

[fickle scarab]

Greedy whale

[woven cloak]

wtf im doing it for free

how much ur doctor ognna cost u?

1600$ per hour?

[fickle scarab]

Free

Free medicine here

[shy bloom]

i hate medication

i dont need anesthetic

chop my leg off

!!!!!

[woven cloak]

wtf anesthetic is like the best medicine

[fickle scarab]

It’s someone’s yearly salary

[woven cloak]

yes fentanyl and some marijuanas to go pls

[woven cloak]

wtf how much do docter get paid in your area

[fickle scarab]

Doctors about 400-1000$ per month

[woven cloak]

[fickle scarab]

nurse 200$

[shy bloom]

wtf!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1069122628117352558/1073805687450243204/image.png

[fickle scarab]

1500$ is minimum wage per year

[woven cloak]

[woven cloak]

u mean per month?

[fickle scarab]

No year

5th world country

[fickle scarab]

It’s literally if u work whole year , don’t eat, don’t spend any money to get new iPhone

[pseudo nexus]

Who pong me

[kind badge]

Same person who always pong you in this channel

[ivory lynx]

[fickle scarab]

[granite silo]

These game devs be taking it too far

[woven cloak]

IM IN

[shy bloom]

???

[rocky scroll]

SAME

[shy bloom]

TIME TO SLEEP

[rocky scroll]

GIB ACCOUNT

[shy bloom]

IM SLEEPING

[rocky scroll]

FAKK-U

[shy bloom]

STILL SLEEPING

[kind badge]

Told you that you just needed to wait @woven cloak

[ivory lynx]

YO IM IN

LMAO

GGS

[woven cloak]

blowjob<328 ok

[shy bloom]

scroll up for tier list

[kind badge]

Yall America02 as well?

[ivory lynx]

Ya

Lemme get on my pc

No sleep

[ivory lynx]

All happiness

[kind badge]

It's not open rn right? We gotta wait a bit?

[woven cloak]

cant reroll, tierlist useless

[shy bloom]

[kind badge]

Ono, can't re-roll because we only get one login, huh?

[woven cloak]

and cant change device either

[kind badge]

Makes sense

[kind badge]

Will be able to reroll for launch though

[shy bloom]

dont need to reroll

best unit is 4*

It says so right here

[ivory lynx]

why reroll in a cbt wipe anyways kekw

[kind badge]

Alright fk off nordic ashes

[shy bloom]

[kind badge]

Time to not sleep

[shy bloom]

nah time to SLEEEEP

ah yes

[kind badge]

Mine being a slow bitch, I have 600 mbps down why you running at 16?!

[shy bloom]

!?!?

[woven cloak]

wtf

[fickle scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-time-gif-25989080

[woven cloak]

LOL

[woven cloak]

internet speed

kekw

[shy bloom]

!?!?@#?!?!@?$!

[fickle scarab]

good nite mighty

[woven cloak]

gnite mighty

kekw

[kind badge]

It was at 50 MB/s (400 mbps) for a second, then shat itself down to 5.

Nn Mighty

[woven cloak]

here i strim for you

kekw

[kind badge]

Isn't this NDA?

[shy bloom]

yeah its nda

[kind badge]

Ah no, I guess not, strimmers how we got it.

[woven cloak]

wut

[shy bloom]

with 20k+ viewers

[woven cloak]

strimmer are strimming it?

[ivory lynx]

ez

[woven cloak]

does it say nda?

[ivory lynx]

no

[kind badge]

Ye answered my question already

[ivory lynx]

lmao

[kind badge]

[ivory lynx]

lmao

[fickle scarab]

wtf

wheres stram

[shy bloom]

gotta see ark's destined waifu before i go to bed

[woven cloak]

doesnt say anything about nda

[ivory lynx]

nah u good to stream

no nda

[kind badge]

No nda you good ark

[ivory lynx]

even maincord officials said

[kind badge]

Alright 9 minutes and we going

[shy bloom]

inb4 beta ends tomorrow

[kind badge]

It opened today so...

[woven cloak]

AUTOBATTLE

[kind badge]

Autobattle? Alright who wants to buy this account?

[shy bloom]

keqing vibes

[kind badge]

[rocky scroll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs_3m5rN2DI

im just gonna watch utube

[granite silo]

Assholes

[rocky scroll]

time to create new thread

the real thread

this one trash

cya

[granite silo]

https://www.dualshockers.com/sega-404-game-reset-mobile-game/

[runic portal]

YOOO

ME TOO

[ivory lynx]

[runic portal]

No, they said you can share anything

[runic portal]

Saw this on Reddit

Same art as heaven burns red or something

[kind badge]

@woven cloak You switched from America01 to America02 like the beta thing said, ye?

Or did it just let you play in 01?

[woven cloak]

im on america02

it based on what u get in

dont get to choose

[kind badge]

Game defaulted me to america01 so I clicked it and changed to 02

That's what I was talking about, in the game client itself.

[woven cloak]

wat does it say on the website?

[kind badge]

02

I was just asking if you had to switch in the client.

Cause I switched and it gave me a popup saying the most optimal server has been chosen for you, do you want to switch, etc etc

[woven cloak]

nah, i didnt have to

[kind badge]

Weird

[woven cloak]

[kind badge]

Tho that means you may be on 01 then cause that was the default option

[final wing]

What game is this?

I searched horniverse in the App Store got nothing

[runic portal]

Honkai star rail

[kind badge]

[runic portal]

Setting up the game rn

[kind badge]

@woven cloak Time to change the room name to the actual name, probably. "Honkai Star Rail + other Hoyoverse Games" or something

[runic portal]

Was gonna sleep but I’ll stay up all night for hoyo