PC Gamurs

[heady rapids]

[vivid igloo]

I did but since I was hella broke no job I had to sell it

[heady rapids]

two years ago was 15k now its 100k

bless up

[vivid igloo]

[heady rapids]

i aint trade nothing

[vivid igloo]

what tools are u using

[heady rapids]

i

dont

day

trade

[vivid igloo]

not that

[heady rapids]

i just have an investment account

[vivid igloo]

ofc u dont

I meant long term

[vagrant wasp]

yes 6 weeks, annual leave. There's like 5 days public holiday during that time here so it saves me from using my annual leave for 1 week and then we got 3 diff leave types we can use at the end of the year for the shutdown period if we didnt use it during the year (eg bday leave)

[heady rapids]

with schwab

[vivid igloo]

I only do long term

[vivid igloo]

oh damn

u got it planned

[heady rapids]

she been working there since she was 5

[vivid igloo]

well we could take longer but just we wont get paid

[heady rapids]

@vagrant wasp i got maccas smh

[vagrant wasp]

facts, thats why im always dead

[vagrant wasp]

lets gooooooooooooo

[heady rapids]

@vagrant wasp now its 18 likes on the story

[vivid igloo]

Think the most I received was 10?

[heady rapids]

yeah im surprised too

[vivid igloo]

Lmao and my friend sent me like 20 reel memes

[heady rapids]

[vivid igloo]

[vagrant wasp]

hot stuff

[vivid igloo]

Now I have to watch it

[heady rapids]

just type LMAO

and liked them

[vivid igloo]

Nah I react to them tho

[heady rapids]

like

[vagrant wasp]

i do this to gucci all the time

[vivid igloo]

[heady rapids]

[heady rapids]

i know

[vivid igloo]

Bruh some memes are funny af

[heady rapids]

i dont send much tho

[vivid igloo]

Can’t do that to my homie

Aight ima send you some

Please don’t be Valorant

Cuz my tiktok is only Valorant

[heady rapids]

bruh why are 2 guys that liked it married

[vagrant wasp]

ye but when i stopped leaving you on unread yesterday it was a lot, cos i been ignoring ur dms

LMAO

[heady rapids]

😭

[vivid igloo]

Think my IG is gym related

[heady rapids]

i feel like thats NOT OKAY

[vagrant wasp]

they just appreciating beauty bro

dont mean nothing else bro

[vivid igloo]

Lmao

[heady rapids]

so mean

[heady rapids]

better be that way

sus

[vivid igloo]

Imagine ignoring Gucci

[vagrant wasp]

dont need to imagine when i alr do

[heady rapids]

she ignores me on IG discord imessage

[vagrant wasp]

all of em

im ignoring her discord dms right now

[heady rapids]

she is

[wanton spade]

Imagine being ignored in general

[vagrant wasp]

its ok bro, das me

[vivid igloo]

Wtf I just saw my friend also getting Maccas on IG

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS871yCPY/

LMAO

[vivid igloo]

Damn

Bruh I’m getting your shit about babies now

Since you spoke about marriage

Fck tiktok

Just opened tiktok and Valorant it is

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR3pqefX/

[heady rapids]

fk having kids

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS871m9rA/

[wanton spade]

Who needs kids when I have to put up with @maiden patrol

[vivid igloo]

Lmao

Bruh

I might have tears of my own

[heady rapids]

LMAO

[heady rapids]

i knew her back from tumblr days then IG, she stopped her influencer life for her family

thats so sad

[vivid igloo]

Oh u did?

Damn

Bruh I just maybe the cringiest tiktok move

[heady rapids]

LMAO

[vivid igloo]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR3pC55q/

Suffer with me

[heady rapids]

what was this supposed to be

😭😭

[maiden patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/iluvcashew-gif-25621803

Is u n me wen u finally reached melb

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS87JCPBS/

[maiden patrol]

U gonna try dis in ur ranked match?

[wanton spade]

I’m getting Tonkatsu

[maiden patrol]

Is dat

Kimukatsu

[ruby arrow]

[heady rapids]

u know it

@vagrant wasp not my mom calling asking if i want maccas

[vagrant wasp]

Yes

[heady rapids]

i told her i had lunch but that was 12pm, its almost 5pm

so i asked for fries and corn sticks

[ruby arrow]

corn sticks

o.O

[heady rapids]

yeah i think other maccas

dont have em

like nuggets but corn

LMAO

[ruby arrow]

but sticks

lol

[ruby arrow]

interesting looks good though

[heady rapids]

it isss

i love em

@buoyant juniper https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrGJPVHvN_f/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[buoyant juniper]

HAHAHAHAHA

[vagrant wasp]

fries a necessity in every order

[maiden patrol]

gucci be flexin big bren

[maiden patrol]

is not fries if it taste like a borgor

[vagrant wasp]

It’s literally just like slamming potato onto a burger. Why u such a hater smh

[heady rapids]

did u know that

they cook their fries

with beef seasoning or something like that

[vagrant wasp]

That’s right, back me up Gucci

[wanton spade]

Hmmmm

[heady rapids]

its pure facts

@stable burrow IS THAT NONO IN THE SERVER BANNER

😭

[stable burrow]

I don't think so

But it does look like her lol

[heady rapids]

the dress

😭

[stable burrow]

It's new art Eve had done I'm sure lolol

[heady rapids]

wait tf

@hushed compass this banner looks like a DR character

[hushed compass]

Those are my OCs

These

[heady rapids]

she looks like a main DR character

especially the dress

[hushed compass]

Dont know which she u talking about

[heady rapids]

the red dress one

[hushed compass]

Theres no red dress

U mean black?

https://imgur.com/a/ctx0H16

[maiden patrol]

is seasoned salt

[stable burrow]

Pretty :3

[maiden patrol]

[heady rapids]

okay red and black

[heady rapids]

thats very pretty actually

[hushed compass]

I wldnt call that a red dress

😂

[heady rapids]

im color blind

[quartz perch]

When can i simp ?

[wanton spade]

@hushed compass Heyo

[heady rapids]

just go simp real girls

[buoyant juniper]

🥶

📠

[heady rapids]

she a duelist now

[heady rapids]

only so much a battle sage can do

[maiden patrol]

radiant in 2 months expected

[heady rapids]

pls i’m playing unrated

[heady rapids]

THIS REYNA WAS FANGIRLING OVER MY VOICE

THEN ASKED IF I HAVE A BF AND IF THEY CAN BE IT

HE’S 17

WAS LIKE HELL NAH I AINT TRYNA CATCH A CASE FAM

😭😭😭😭😭

[maiden patrol]

good to know u havin a good time

[heady rapids]

im@just unrated now

till i get better

not going to iron

[maiden patrol]

i was in 2 matches

where the rest of the team was bronze

vs full silver team

so 0 comms 0 pings 0 callouts

[maiden patrol]

aaand back to silver 1 in just 2 days

[heady rapids]

[vagrant wasp]

@maiden patrol brim smokes dont work on me, i have xray vision

[vagrant wasp]

I saw the clip. He’s 17 and definitely needs to touch grass with the reaction he gave Gucci

[buoyant juniper]

LOOOOOOL

How bad was it

"OOOOOMMMERRGERD GRILL??" sorta thang?

[vagrant wasp]

It was like “uh oh god ummm oh uhhh so like…. giggles” for a good 2 mins

I would’ve erased it from my memory if I could

Cursed video fr

[buoyant juniper]

LOOOOOL

Should have asked for some free skins, tell mans to swipe mom's credit card

[vagrant wasp]

Lmaooo he would’ve done it, I believe

He’s gonna be the new Irish guy

Except

He gon be like “omg Gucci my lovely girlfriend with a beautiful voice, do you want to ummm oh god like uhhhh maybe u know ummm giggles do ranked and climb to the top together holding hands uh hehehe”

I cringed so bad typing that I’m gonna

[heady rapids]

OMFG DMSKODKDNNDX

AINT NO WAY BRO

people so funny on valo today

my voice aint that good

[vagrant wasp]

It’s cos you’re a woman

Playing sage

Or top fragging as a duelist

[heady rapids]

😭

[vagrant wasp]

Electrifying the hearts of little boys with your neon ult

[heady rapids]

PLS

😭😭😭

[vagrant wasp]

Bro I was rewatching the vod of when skrillex joined the vc and he flirted with u in Spanish and all u replied with was “oh thank you”

Still find it funny

[heady rapids]

LMAOAOOOOO

ion give a fuck bro im focused

[vagrant wasp]

Priorities amirite

[heady rapids]

bro they be asking me if im single

im like

5 seconds later

huh what did u ask

[vagrant wasp]

Lmaoooo nah it’s just selective hearing bro

Meanwhile my friends and I have been playing 3 man ranked, and we got so many duo who are actual couples irl and it’s funny joking around with them

[heady rapids]

THIS KID THOUGHT GEKKO AND I WERE A COUPLE IRL

cuz she was sayin she loves me

cuz i kept healing her and rezzed her

she was top fraggin ofc imma keep her safe

[vagrant wasp]

Facts tho

We res the top frags cos they can shoot

[heady rapids]

exactly

doesnt mean we dating thrme

😭

[maiden patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-paranoid-gif-4974019

[maiden patrol]

Mebe its where ur xray power came from

[vagrant wasp]

X-ray powerful

[maiden patrol]

Bruh

This reminds me one time there was a bot frag phoenix insta ded in 10s, asked for revive and am like stfu

And guy kept eating his mic with "sage revibe"

[maiden patrol]

https://youtu.be/RvAxSf_RPs8

Wodafoq @vivid igloo

Valo so broken

[wanton spade]

No

[vivid igloo]

Idk how people finding these

[vagrant wasp]

Just play Jett and updraft

Can’t u get there from Heaven anyways

Or am I trippin

[maiden patrol]

And risking -20 hp if miss?

[vagrant wasp]

Just don’t miss

Or just don’t go on top of the box unless raze or Jett

[maiden patrol]

But.. height advantage

[vagrant wasp]

U just wanna try everything u see in valo

[maiden patrol]

Also dis

Go up der

Add sage wall

Enemy wont expect

[vagrant wasp]

Oh yeah I’ve already done that sage wall before LOL

Back in my experimental sage days, but that was too try hard for me

I’m just tryna throw bombs and dip

[heady rapids]

bruh i hate these

we be 3v1

“sage revive”

MAN WHAT FOR

[vagrant wasp]

Revive if people are broke so they can get a gun next round, otherwise they can stay DED

[maiden patrol]

ikr man

i just mute them

bottom frag asking for revive.. couldnt provide infos anw

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-spit-gif-26415294

[maiden patrol]

clutching a round > reviving for eco

i ressed a yoru on a 1v4

and he clutched 1v3

lol

[vagrant wasp]

I DIDNT say that was the only reason to revive

Obviously u res if you’re outnumbered and can res safely

[maiden patrol]

i once ressed

a dc'ed player

on spawn

cuz its safe

[vagrant wasp]

LMAO

[maiden patrol]

whole team goes ???

im like.. wait..

[vagrant wasp]

U dumb then

[maiden patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-can-dumpster-gif-20426937

who checks tab mid game anyway

[vagrant wasp]

@heady rapids im fkn hungry, send me ubereats hot stuff

[heady rapids]

u never gib addy

[ruby arrow]

I got some snoop dawg chips

[vagrant wasp]

Butter chicken pls, it’s 5 mins away

[vagrant wasp]

Say no-cho to nachos

[ruby arrow]

They pretty tasty

[vagrant wasp]

Damn I’m actually starving tho, CBK for some cheesy stuff

[heady rapids]

gib addy

[maiden patrol]

wat rap snack even mean

[vagrant wasp]

Just find it

[maiden patrol]

@vagrant wasp https://youtu.be/-VvlgCJlAqU

[ruby arrow]

It a rap snack lol

[wanton spade]

@vagrant wasp fight me

[vagrant wasp]

Does it work, did u try it

[vagrant wasp]

Yo wtf I wanna try this

[maiden patrol]

wot

i like lineup

but im not nurd enough to try that

[wanton spade]

He’s too scared, won’t even let me or @stiff olive meet his sis

[maiden patrol]

bish u never even step foot on melb

[wanton spade]

Even still

[vagrant wasp]

Yes you are

[vagrant wasp]

Wut LMAO

I’m confused

[maiden patrol]

ok so i tried

doesnt work on maps with walls

like lotus, icebox ie

but you can do it on a site.. barely lol

but you can do it on haven is pretty accurate from spawn to a L0L

https://outplayed.tv/media/62mzYV

@vagrant wasp

[vagrant wasp]

Damn that’s kinda cracked

[vagrant wasp]

Sheeesh might try this next time I end up playing brim

[dusk ingot]

So, did I just read gucchi got asked to date again by a 13 years old?

Her voice too stronk for those teenager to handle

[vivid igloo]

Wait who told you that?

[vivid igloo]

Oh this

Didn’t read the whole chat cuz was so much to read

[heady rapids]

17 shut up

[maiden patrol]

Nobody ever hits on gucci when me n the frenchie plays

[heady rapids]

bruh its always the goddam kids bro

this kid added me

cuz i was okay with giving him my skins

[maiden patrol]

Is ur skins

U givin kids hopium

Kid think some girl givin him nice gifts

[heady rapids]

LMAO

[heady rapids]

they ask

not even in vc

in chat

so i dont know its a kid

i just gib cuz im nice

[maiden patrol]

U gotta follow on @vagrant wasp footsteps

0 niceties

[vagrant wasp]

Facts, learn the way

[maiden patrol]

Makin kids cry since 1998

And is why u stucc on gold

Too toxic for team morale

[vagrant wasp]

You sound like my other friend irl. He made up this rumor (as a joke to people we know) that I was a bully in high school just because the senior uniform made the juniors make way for me. And just for the record, that’s how the juniors were taught

[vagrant wasp]

Ayo im only toxic in valo to my friends and they know I’m jokingly toxic. AND to people who won’t stfu about me not clutching when they’re alr ded themselves

[maiden patrol]

Sounda like anime background story

[maiden patrol]

if people complain to me about my smokes id tell them to stfu or go throw game always works

Aint no way im wasting time with kids on silver

[vagrant wasp]

Damn, am I at least the main char?

[vagrant wasp]

I mean it depends if your smoke is working for the team or not
Even that time I showed the weird smokes the brim in my team was doing, I still wasn’t toxic cos I’m too nice

[maiden patrol]

Of a shojo bully anime main char sure who would babysit a cousin and go through lifechanging experience

[maiden patrol]

Then someone else pick controllers instead of instalocking a reyna

[vagrant wasp]

I mean... sure I'll take it. LMFAO

[vagrant wasp]

Nah smokes ain't fun unless you're omen and tryna knife. Jk

[maiden patrol]

Omen smokes are not real smokes

[vagrant wasp]

And why do u say that

[maiden patrol]

Because they use it to hide themselves

I literally had an omen when i was viper

And dis omen complainin

Viper ur smokes bad

Am like

Fok u have smokes too wer ur smokes

And he went ...

Wen we kept being rushed b on pearl map

[vagrant wasp]

Mfk, u did the same thing when you put all your smokes in B garage in split map. You even literally said “hide in smokes and camp with shorty” or something

[maiden patrol]

Dat the booki incident?

I changed

[vagrant wasp]

U still did the same

[maiden patrol]

Is diff

[vagrant wasp]

Omen players are rats anyway

[maiden patrol]

Shotty when i brim only now

[vagrant wasp]

They smoke, blind, tp, then knife

I find putting omen smokes more fun tho. The whole visual and stuff

[maiden patrol]

Omen smokes a hassle

Takes more time

Astra smokes way faster

@iron yoke

Lin baited me to poe

[wanton spade]

Sounded like you said he baited you to pee

[maiden patrol]

You dirty

[maiden patrol]

Im headin back to aussie

In june

Lend me ur ps5 so i can try ff16

[wet sparrow]

Smh bully

[vagrant wasp]

Not if you’re used to it

[vagrant wasp]

[wet sparrow]

[heady rapids]

[heady rapids]

@vagrant wasp selfie when i miss your face

[vagrant wasp]

U want my selfie? $500

[maiden patrol]

Wot i did

[heady rapids]

[heady rapids]

ur funny

[maiden patrol]

[vagrant wasp]

It ain’t free

U still owe me reply$$$

[heady rapids]

you owe me my happiness

so we're even

[vagrant wasp]

Why do I owe u happiness?

[heady rapids]

ur depression gives me depression

[buoyant juniper]

Stop being depressed

Ezpz

[maiden patrol]

Learn lineups get happiness

[vagrant wasp]

Pls i know the real reason, you’re just putting the blame on me

Now give me my $2k

[heady rapids]

no go sleep

its almost 3am

[stable burrow]

[vagrant wasp]

Yeah and I gotta get up in 3 hrs to go office. Good luck to me

[heady rapids]

me tmrw

[wanton spade]

[buoyant juniper]

Jealous of all the people that got to work from home

[dusk ingot]

Ahahahah

[storm agate]

just play poker

[dusk ingot]

@formal coyote

wanna try a quick gunfire

my kid busy with tiktok rn

@formal coyote

[vagrant wasp]

I’m ded

[heady rapids]

i know u are

[vagrant wasp]

Much regrets

[heady rapids]

[heady rapids]

@vagrant wasp not me top fraggin on sage

mvp

[vagrant wasp]

That’s a battle sage right there

[heady rapids]

on fracture too

[vagrant wasp]

Noiceeeeeeee

[heady rapids]

bruh fracture

3 times in a row

tf

are there no maps left??

[maiden patrol]

but is my fav lineup map

[heady rapids]

@earnest rain can we ban the word lineup?

[vagrant wasp]

Just ban plexus

Jk

[heady rapids]

@stable burrow @ruby arrow pls take into consideration ty

[vagrant wasp]

@heady rapids the other team that usually sits in the area next to us hired like way too many people and have been taking over our desks. So my manager put sticky notes on certain tables to kick em out

[heady rapids]

as they should

thats how i do with my desk

[vivid igloo]

Damn down bad huh?

Let the man be, he proud of his lineups

Gucci be giving hopium to little kids damn

[wet sparrow]

Thats the hustle wym

Ez money

[vivid igloo]

Hustling us here

[buoyant juniper]

Yall are wild

[vivid igloo]

1000$ for toe pics

[buoyant juniper]

🤮

[vivid igloo]

On OF

[vagrant wasp]

Ayo just found out the other guy that started same time as me is also leaving. That’s 3 this week, 1 last week, and 1 next month

[heady rapids]

why he leavin

[heady rapids]

u wish it was you ik

[vagrant wasp]

Found another job over in Sydney

[heady rapids]

sheeesh he flyin and shi

[vagrant wasp]

Apparently he got it pretty ez

I’m stuck between wanting to find another job or sticking it out until this place lets me transfer overseas LOL

[heady rapids]

fr

wat h the job be shit

same

[vivid igloo]

Damn bro

[vivid igloo]

Tf?

Only if you come to USA

[heady rapids]

yeah and what then?

[heady rapids]

@maiden patrol @vagrant wasp

[vivid igloo]

Will give me hopium then

[vagrant wasp]

Damn only if you were in a certain state right @heady rapids ?

[heady rapids]

i give hopium telepathically

[heady rapids]

i’d be giving myself hopium

[vagrant wasp]

Nah me

[heady rapids]

sheeeesh if im there?

[vagrant wasp]

Yes

But u know I’d just dip

[heady rapids]

[vagrant wasp]

For 1 night

And dip

[heady rapids]

as expected

you eric

[vagrant wasp]

Only with you

[heady rapids]

[vagrant wasp]

You special like that

Jk

[storm agate]

[maiden patrol]

Rip left behind tits

[maiden patrol]

The fries at my mcdonalda get floppy real fast

[vagrant wasp]

Me time to leave soon

[ruby arrow]

I have a final interview next week for a new jobb

[vagrant wasp]

Ayooooo good luck bro

I’m actually gonna start looking properly too. I love this place but mannnnnn it can be waaaay too much sometimes

[vivid igloo]

Good luck!!!

[ruby arrow]

Ty ty

[maiden patrol]

i know dat feel

then u just stuck becuz insta promo since other competitor left your workplace

[hushed compass]

I cant even have a new job cause im always preggy

[wanton spade]

That’s a lie, you just like the segs

[sand pewter]

Good luck! What're you interviewing for?

[wanton spade]

To be a Pokémon master

[sand pewter]

[vagrant wasp]

Bro that’s what my coworkers are saying and I’m just like “no pls, I don’t want more workload” lnfaooo

[maiden patrol]

true

been ther

[vagrant wasp]

I mean yk the pay is hella nice but… I’m alr stressed af

[ruby arrow]

Claims adjuster

[sand pewter]

Ooh nice! Adjust my claims so they good pls.

[vagrant wasp]

Same here

Thanks link

[ruby arrow]

[vivid igloo]

Same her Link

adjust my claims

[maiden patrol]

issok u got valo to release al that stress

[vagrant wasp]

Valo gives me stress too

It’s ok I got my dumb YouTube vids

[wanton spade]

It’s funny how my brain works the same way

[maiden patrol]

arent you letting out ur stress on kids

[vagrant wasp]

No i dont talk in comms

Unless it’s comp

And if I’m stressed alr from work, im not gonna play comp

[maiden patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-laugh-teatime-gif-15199660

[vivid igloo]

im getting worse and worse in valo

[heady rapids]

[maiden patrol]

is not u

is the time

prob nearing summer brek kids playing

is doom

lost my silver 3 to silver 1 in just 2 days

[heady rapids]

bro

i just realized

im homeless

[vagrant wasp]

Yes

[heady rapids]

you’re homeless too

[maiden patrol]

time to go back to parent

[heady rapids]

i do live with my parents bro

thats why im homeless

[vagrant wasp]

Facts

That’s why we

[heady rapids]

[maiden patrol]

issok save more muns for valo skins

[heady rapids]

i dont have a house under my name

bro

im homeless

[maiden patrol]

atleast you're not roomless

[heady rapids]

[maiden patrol]

[heady rapids]

i’ll always have my car

[maiden patrol]

ayoo time to upgrade the seats

[heady rapids]

upgrade how

[maiden patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/live-in-car-gif-14115741

make more space at the bak

[heady rapids]

its very spacious

Suv

[vivid igloo]

no house for me too

but maybe in 2 years I might have a house under my name

since I pay rent that much might as well have a house lmao

[sand pewter]

I mean, that's what me and my sister did. Were renting for like 3k/mo and I was like "wouldn't a mortgage be the same?" so I looked into it and we just happened to be at historic low interest rates on homes and home prices were cheap and I had the money to cover the closing costs on hand because reasons, so we just...bought a house. And got 2 tenants because the mortgage was a bit higher, but with the tenants it's lower than rent.

Tho housing market not great atm for buyers, but just wait for like a year or two after the economic crash and I'm sure there will be a surplus of foreclosed homes driving interest rates and prices down again.

[iron yoke]

[iron yoke]

must be fun with you at the party

housing pls explode again so i get infinite money

[sand pewter]

Give it like 4 years

[wanton spade]

Plenty of things you can do in the back of one

[heady rapids]

yeah like sleep during my break time

[vivid igloo]

Exactly

[wanton spade]

I’m listening to some jams

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-gif-25773979

[storm agate]

[vagrant wasp]

[storm agate]

gucci will cry if u do this

[vagrant wasp]

Gucci doesn’t cry

[heady rapids]

[storm agate]

oof

first time will be for u then

[vagrant wasp]

Gucci is kinda obsessed with me tho, can’t get away from her

[vivid igloo]

[vivid igloo]

man I suck at one tapping

need to play deathmatch for like a week to get my aim back up

[vivid igloo]

in valo a girl said she loves my username

the confidence boost

[heady rapids]

yes

[vagrant wasp]

See

[heady rapids]

she prob asian

go get her

[vagrant wasp]

Damn bro, the amount of people that said they liked my username in OCE (before I changed it to the current one) my confidence would be so high

[vivid igloo]

im good

I aint tryna valo edate

yee gonna uninstall this trash game

it is about time to read some bible

[heady rapids]

[vagrant wasp]

Amen

[vivid igloo]

just 10 more headshots and I can be done with this game

[heady rapids]

whilst i turned into battle sage

@vagrant wasp can approve

[vagrant wasp]

I ain’t approve nothin

@heady rapids this mfk just got paid $$$$, time to buy my butter chicken and celebrate

[vivid igloo]

[heady rapids]

u buyin me maccas ??

[vivid igloo]

you buying me maccas too?

[vagrant wasp]

I’ll buy you large fries

It’s like the flight money I spent never left

[heady rapids]

im down

[heady rapids]

GODDAMMMM

thats a fine ass pay

[vivid igloo]

im getting paid in 2 days

[vagrant wasp]

Ok what’s ur ubereats equivalent again, lemme hop on that ish and send

[vivid igloo]

damn

[heady rapids]

what u buying us

[vagrant wasp]

It should be more with how much shit I deal with but I’ll take it

[heady rapids]

wolt

u can even get me a giftcard

[vagrant wasp]

Wolt sounds sus af bro

Ok gift card

Link

[vivid igloo]

idk

[vagrant wasp]

[vagrant wasp]

Poker when, I got money now

JOKES HAHAHA

[heady rapids]

LMAO

[vagrant wasp]

bet all in, lose, come back to the table with $1000 and repeat

[heady rapids]

tbh im at home

i can get on call

[vagrant wasp]

Oh bet? We gambling?

With Cap?

[heady rapids]

yes

[vagrant wasp]

Aight lemme get changed, I’ve been at home for like 1.5 hrs now and I’ve been too lazy to change lmao

[heady rapids]

okie

[vagrant wasp]

Oh wait

Literally this mfk always pings me at the wrong time bro

[heady rapids]

tell him yeah

poker

[vagrant wasp]

LOL

Ok u go do ur work gucci

[heady rapids]

damn

[vagrant wasp]

Imma go play valo

Maybe a game or two

[heady rapids]

[vagrant wasp]

And then I’ll chill in bed and we can poker after

[heady rapids]

okie

[vagrant wasp]

Watch me pass out accidentally LOL

[heady rapids]

i know you will

[vagrant wasp]

at least u can hear my magnificent breathing

[vivid igloo]

wow

[heady rapids]

not sus at all

[vivid igloo]

I cant believe as soon as this guy messages u you ditch Gucci

[heady rapids]

[vagrant wasp]

this guy is my irl friend lmfao

[vivid igloo]

[vagrant wasp]

wym what sus about breathing

[vivid igloo]

poor Gucci

[vagrant wasp]

i'll just hold my breath and die then

[heady rapids]

me sitting there listening

[vagrant wasp]

u just making sure im not ded yet yk

@heady rapids tryna channel my inner sage, lesgeddit

[heady rapids]

team mvp??

[vagrant wasp]

nah that's too much weffort bro

[heady rapids]

nah ez

battle sage

[vivid igloo]

I dont get why my crosshair goes to body instead to head

so annoying

havent felt this annoyed since I quit league

120 dmg to them and I die

im here trying to one tap and not 4 tap

[maiden patrol]

gekko is carryin 3 buddies with him so u tryna carry 3 other buddies too with sage.. compin wen

[vagrant wasp]

Damn i mean im kinda cracked rn and that’s mainly cos I took a break. See this why I need valo breaks

[maiden patrol]

[heady rapids]

@vagrant wasp lunch time

so imma go nap

[vagrant wasp]

ok have good naps

[heady rapids]

[vagrant wasp]

my friends and i getting owned in our second game gg

[heady rapids]

y’all should’ve come played poker bro

[vagrant wasp]

my first game was great, i should've stopped there

[heady rapids]

yep lmk when u quitting tonight for poker

[vagrant wasp]

2nd and 3rd game sucked so we going for 4th LOL

[vivid igloo]

I thought it would be only 2 games

[vivid igloo]

[vagrant wasp]

ye but its only 10:43pm so

and we're just trolling now, roulette on agents

[vivid igloo]

[heady rapids]

[vivid igloo]

Did you guys played poker?

[heady rapids]

no

[vivid igloo]

Damn

How’s your ranking going?

[heady rapids]

i havent ranked since last week

[vagrant wasp]

@heady rapids I was in the middle of trying to create an acc on wolt to send u gift card and accidentally fell asleep loool

[heady rapids]

damn bro

thought u forgot about me

[vagrant wasp]

Nah bro, I went to lie down after games, turned on a YouTube video, remembered “ah Gucci food gift card” then

Dropped ded like a mfk

[heady rapids]

u remembered

[vagrant wasp]

Ofc

I’ll cont making it later

[heady rapids]

going office?

[vagrant wasp]

I just woke up cos heard my sis be like “omg it’s 7am??? Imma be late”

7am is usually when we leave the house

[vagrant wasp]

Nah imma wfh today, also got a sore throat so

If any of my coworkers gave me sickness before my long weekend, imma neck it

[heady rapids]

and u sleepin

[heady rapids]

end him first

[vagrant wasp]

Cos imma wfh

[vagrant wasp]

Too much energy bro

[heady rapids]

think imma do the same

[buoyant juniper]

Uh oh corona chan

[ruby arrow]

[vagrant wasp]

[vagrant wasp]

Can i catch right after my long weekend so I can extend my break to a whole week?

[buoyant juniper]

Always, how good is your acting?

[vagrant wasp]

I mean I got an A+ in drama class back then

[heady rapids]

[buoyant juniper]

No wonder your discord profile is always dramatic

🥶

Jkjk

[vagrant wasp]

Did u see my banner before?

[buoyant juniper]

Yuh

[vagrant wasp]

Yk they say life is like a movie… so I should at least add some drama

[vagrant wasp]

About text and driving?

[buoyant juniper]

Yuh

[vagrant wasp]

Best saying I’ve ever said

[buoyant juniper]

Then I was like, your steam profile is probably as depressing

[buoyant juniper]

[vagrant wasp]

It is did u see my pfp on steam?

[buoyant juniper]

No

Yes to expresso, no to depresso

[vagrant wasp]

Yes to depresso

[wet sparrow]

Dam u just like me frfr

[buoyant juniper]

Did you check out the tune that I linked you a while back?

[vagrant wasp]

Why u copyin me

[vagrant wasp]

Oof wait I don’t remember, what was it?

[wet sparrow]

WUT THE bruh why can't we both just be depressed

Living my edgy life

[vagrant wasp]

We can if u play valo and 1 tap

[wet sparrow]

LMAO BRUH

Ima 1 tap

The wall

Cause I can't aim

[heady rapids]

[heady rapids]

@buoyant juniper @storm agate poker

[storm agate]

Not today for me

[vagrant wasp]

@zenith oak clannad

[vagrant wasp]

Dango…dango, dango dango… dango DAIKAZOKUUUU

[heady rapids]

weeb

[vagrant wasp]

Bro u don’t understand, every time I hear that song I am close to bawling my eyes out bro

[heady rapids]

just listen to the zedd vandal dududududududu

[vagrant wasp]

Zedd vandal?

Are u talking valo?

[heady rapids]

i dont know i saw it had zedd written on it

yes

skin

that goes dududududududu

[vagrant wasp]

They don’t have Zedd skin for vandal. Only the phantom, I know cos I have it

My most expensive skin bro

[heady rapids]

then yes

phantom

mb

i didnt notice i wasnt holding it

[vagrant wasp]

Troll

[heady rapids]

dudududu du du dudu

[vagrant wasp]

An ace makes a really nice sound, but when u get 6 kills… the sound it makes is so damn good bro

[heady rapids]

better than this?

[vagrant wasp]

100%

[heady rapids]

@vagrant wasp my brain literally empty rn just having this sound looping

[zenith oak]

Rich woman

[buoyant juniper]

high key flex

[vagrant wasp]

I think it was my first skin? I’m a music person so I had to get it

[zenith oak]

[vagrant wasp]

Facts tho. I didn’t buy the bundle at the time tho cos I was still in that mindset of “why would I buy skins for cosmetics if it doesn’t give me any perks”
But like 2 weeks ago I bought the Zedd pistol cos it came in my store lmfaoooo

[buoyant juniper]

its okay, i was a val skin hoe too

https://playvalorant.com/en-us/news/game-updates/premier-global-open-beta-faq/

@vagrant wasp @heady rapids @vivid igloo @sand pewter SQUADDDD?

[vivid igloo]

Wen we playin

Sadly our squad won’t work cuz AU, EU, and NA

We have to pick which region to play and us having work does not work sadly.

They might do just like league where it is on Saturday and Sunday

Good thing you can formulate 7 people so that we would have 2 extra if some people can’t show up

[zenith oak]

Ok 👌

[vagrant wasp]

LMAOOOO

Yo my friends and I were trolling one time and we were joking about being ready to compete in that mode and said we were gonna call squad “the Appliances” because my name is dishwasher fairy

Someone else gon be fridge, toaster, etc

[vagrant wasp]

Das a cute doggo

[sand pewter]

You think I'd be anywhere remotely close to the skill level for a competitive team.

[sand pewter]

I can be a potato peeler, does that count?

[zenith oak]

Thanks. I am free right now any show recommendations

So far I am watching young Sherlon

[vagrant wasp]

Don’t worry, we said we’d compete in the iron division

[vagrant wasp]

Yes, 90 days fiancé: before the 90 days

Entertaining trash show to have in the background while I do work

[zenith oak]

I've seen that already

I got no life

[vagrant wasp]

Damn bro, I only got up to s4 last time and didn’t know they made a season 5

[zenith oak]

S5 ?

Wow 😲

Now I know what to do tonight

[vagrant wasp]

If u want, I’ll stream it later after I get off work or whenever Gucci wakes up

[zenith oak]

She sleep on the day

[vagrant wasp]

It’s more fun to watch these shows with people anyway but no one wants to watch with me

[zenith oak]

Let me spill water bucket 🪣 at her

[vagrant wasp]

It’s ok bro I’m alr forcing her to watch with me

[zenith oak]

Kinda awkward online tho 😆

Hmmm is your streaming good

Or is it a slide show like potato girl "Gucci"

[vagrant wasp]

Oh don’t worry, mine isn’t 2 frames per second, I don’t do slideshows like Gucci

[zenith oak]

[vagrant wasp]

I paused my episode earlier cos a new chick was introduced and she said her dream guy is someone who looks like an anime char and described it and I was like… yes I must talk about this with someone while watching the show

[zenith oak]

😂

She needs VR and hentai for that Dream to happen

[vagrant wasp]

Ohhhh shiiiiiiiii, damn I mean I wasn’t gonna say anything but if you think so… HAHAHA

[zenith oak]

@vagrant wasp you do karaoke?

[vagrant wasp]

I mean im filipino, it’s in my blood

Doesn’t mean I’m any good tho HAHAHA

[zenith oak]

😂

[vagrant wasp]

[zenith oak]

If you ever do karaoke hit me up. I wanna listing

[vagrant wasp]

Damn are you hosting a karaoke in vc?

[zenith oak]

Doesn't matter what server

[vagrant wasp]

Lemme sing some Spanish songs that I used to listen to, heartbreak songs

[zenith oak]

I'll eventually do.

[zenith oak]

Nah I am. Scared to fall in love.

You better sing Gucci gang by lil pump instead 😆 🫰

[vagrant wasp]

SHEEESH lmk when, we’ll all sing sad songs together

[vagrant wasp]

But I only listen to sad, heartbreaking songs man

[zenith oak]

What is this supposed sad song

🧐🍷

[lost path]

Dam bro you good

Did you eat today

[wet sparrow]

Yooo me tooo

Grew up on linkin park and such. I say linkin park cause most known for edgy music

[vagrant wasp]

You’ll find out on karaoke I’ll even pull out my guitar and make it hella sad bro

[wet sparrow]

[vagrant wasp]

When am I ever good
I’ve always been heart broken bro

[zenith oak]

For some reason you will pull up with this "" sad sing""

[wet sparrow]

What kind of guitar

[zenith oak]

Sad song by @vagrant wasp

[wet sparrow]

[vagrant wasp]

damn bro, I be listening to breaking Benjamin, sum41, Mariana’s trench, cryin bro

[wet sparrow]

YOOOO breaking Benjamin, Evans blue, three days grace and so on

[vagrant wasp]

LOL nah see that’s a vibe

[wet sparrow]

Good taste

Respect

[vagrant wasp]

My acoustic guitar

[wet sparrow]

I used to play acoustic in high-school

[zenith oak]

[wet sparrow]

Whenever I actually went anyways

[vagrant wasp]

Sheeeesh three days grace what about MCR?

Mayday parade

[vagrant wasp]

Sheeesh u probs better than me

[zenith oak]

Try learning guitar for 2 weeks straight just to go back and watch YouTube guitar covers instead

[wet sparrow]

I love my chemical romance to and yea mayday parade and Evanescence

Avenged sevenfold to and black veil brides

[vagrant wasp]

LOL fair enough. I learned how to play a lot of fingerpicking ones back in high school cos people always asked me to play for them but I haven’t played properly in a long time so I’m rusty af

[wet sparrow]

I grew up with all that

[vagrant wasp]

Avenged sevenfold

Black veil brides

Bringing me back fr

[wet sparrow]

Papa roach and system of the down

[zenith oak]

[wet sparrow]

[vagrant wasp]

I don’t think I have any of my old playlists anymore that has all those bands

[wet sparrow]

Good Ole times

My Spotify got like everything I've ever listened to

[zenith oak]

System down.

I remember putting this at the hospital my grandpa managed

When I was 15 and edge

[wet sparrow]

I don't think I removed anything

[wet sparrow]

Great taste tho

[vagrant wasp]

I was inspired to write a song last week so I wrote down the words and theme for it, then told myself I’ll put it on guitar later
10 mins later gave myself a pretty bad paper cut on my index finger so I didn’t play the guitar

[wet sparrow]

Bruh those turn of events

LMAO

[vagrant wasp]

Damn u got em in a playlist? Wanna send link over?

[vagrant wasp]

The world was telling me not to create that song bro