#PC Gamurs
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why you stickin your tongue at me
rude
Ain’t nobody doin that here 
my ping in NA 300
@vagrant wasp
I still managed get my shots in and predicting the future 
but I think at my parents internet is better with 300 ping
cuz in here I am jumping without realizing
it was to the point where my chat was disabled too
cuz it cannot connect to it
put that slipper away, its lethal
bruhhh 300 ping, why
the three evils of online games: high ping, low fps and loud squeakers
I think my brother has a 40$ internet
the slowest on earth
it would make sense
Chancla of justice
but NA west
Get that ultra fast fiber bro, time for upgrades
once I am settled in my own place then yes
I aint gonna upgrade at his place

at least 70$ if not more
I am gonna try their first and if that place doesnt do it for me then ima has to install my own
Plastic 2
Ya sure u ain’t breaking your back with that

you right 

Don’t worry bro
I be the same
That’s the only reason I know 
@heady rapids morning sweet pie, time for valo mfk
Naw at least plastic 3

I think she not even awake, she def staying home
lol

Same

Same. Neck ourselves when?
Sheeesh look at that +0 RR 
rn bro
before i need to tell them what i did yesterday
which is nothing

you got 20 more mins
of nap time
is what i did today
So fkn proud of u bro 
Ranking up fast fr fr lmfao
Lmao
i had to go bathroom, setup my studf back cuz i thought imma go office

and open the tv beside me to watch this country burn so i wont feel like im doin shit on my own 

i feel ya
i can play in an hour or so
Called it 
@maiden patrol @vagrant wasp


Whatchu want
I'm too busy being sad
okay

u gettin married?
Mfk, im even more sad about your Maccas too
No I'm getting divorced
bruh thats actual depression
bro all malls
and stores
striking too
That's what I'm saying, adding more to my sadness
And I ain't even there


Damn yall getting spicy in vc
ye kom
@vagrant wasp mf
LET ME BE
WHY

mfk u dont even support me mentally, emotionally, physically or spiritually

wtf is this lobby tho, im only silver
@heady rapids @maiden patrol ez one taps against a diamond player, i should be diamond (jk)
SHEEEEESH
cracked
i peek that angle way too many times that my crosshair placement in that corner is just always on point lmfao
me with the box in ascent 
even has the jett sheriff SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
radiant in the making 
Ngl I tried to arch back this morning and fell on my ass LOL... was thinking "MAYBE, JUST MAYBE" then nope. 

i couldnt get a win 
@vagrant wasp

imagine buying nade pistol round and killing 4 lmao
@heady rapids
still working 

i thought is more valuable than bronze
aint no way
i was like dem gucci been grindin

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My shift about to start
dis reyna indecisive asf
I fully unlock all my agents 
Ain’t no way, imagine being in diamond lobby, sounds like depression
Lmaooooooo bro I be standing straight and my back already about to give 
SHEEESh did u clip it, that’s clip worthy bro
na man i cant do clips
pc will blow
Oooof 
I once had only 1 win match in my career history
It was a fkn red carpet
Depression bro
Bro she runnin around with any gun 
@heady rapids @maiden patrol
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@vagrant wasp what happens if i dc
Mid game?
ye
Is it ranked or unrated?
Oooof
they didn’t surrender
Probs a warning then? But idk it’s ranked, I’ve never left a rank mid game
They might be stricter
I’m sure even if u did get penalized it’ll be like 30 mins or something
im 0/12
my ping 400
That your ping crazy so u wanna surrender?
Type it in team chat, not voice comms cos sometimes people have voice comms off
They most likely don’t wanna leave cos I think you lose more RR when you surrender than when you just lose

Yeah they don’t wanna lose more RR for surrendering
WTF GET ME OUT OF HERE
Just type in chat “guys my ping unstable af, I literally can’t play”
Then just afk

I mean you might get reported but what else can u do haha
Clip and send
bruh
@heady rapids im done for today int ded soon

all i ask
Tsk

U just need me
In eu
damn have you unlocked the new map too? it's called outside
jkjk
i prob unlocked like 3 heroes only
When I’m out I don’t touch grass, I touch glass… glasses of alcohol 
too much val and hunchin
alcoholic
I’m not an alcoholic, I just love alcohol 

Mood
thank you 
@maiden patrol hi

@heady rapids will always be a diamond in my eyes



yeah me
bruh
my lose streak continues 
bronze 1 matches are kindergarten field trip matches

i had a 10 yo brim
questioning me mid game why he should smoke there
gave him reason and then called it bad
lmao
i cant
then continues to use 1 smoke per game
as brim
lmaooooooooo
bro why'd u even try to talk to a 10 yo
u just team kill them and then clutch the round

i want to win
gotta teach them valorant is bad for their future men
tell em its past their curfew and u gon call their parents
lmaooo

i talk 1 word
the whole team ganged on me
cuz they from the same class or something kekw
i havent got 1 win since ytd only losses and draws
damn bro just bully them back??
LOL reminds me of that one time i finally hit gold
then like my next 15 games were all Ls
my friends and i legit had to take a break from the game cos every game was just depression
kids these days more toxic than cod players man
lemao game telin u to know ur place
this why kids shouldnt be playin these kinda games man, it makes them all angry and toxic at a young age lmao
bruh fr, riot really said "gold? lmao go back to iron mfk"
ikr
0 communications
louds asf on vc
these kids has 0 internet filter man
trust, valo just want us to wait until @heady rapids gets gold

Cos they're dumb little shits
Bro fr, waiting for her to carry me to radiant
deserved, i hope you get demoted further
What's gold like? 
Gotta talk shit back
I love toxicity, makes games fun. Makes me play better. +10 to aim.
Honestly. Back in early val, I was hella competitive and toxic but there was one game. We were losing and for fun, I started being super positive and encouraging. Out of no where my team started owning and we came back with a dub.
It was probably one of my most wholesome moments in the entirety of my online gaming career.
we had people like that yesterday in comp
so wholesome 
also here my ping going between 300-500
losing frames, zooming in lagging
and idk how that kayo missed all those shots


Im surprised that you dont rap battle your lobby
LMAO
sometimes on vc i do

they didnt wanna surrender and i had given up that match
my crosshair basically aiming on the ground
"I emptied my whole clip, only shot your legs probably.
I hold left click and pray to god loudly.
SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT" - Gucci 2023

he’s having a moment
Damn
@plush depot stop being shy and go be an UWU valorant girl with them

dont be like. be friendly
i still remember when you said "uwu" in vc
that was for trolling
dont call me an uwu girl ever again


@stable burrow pls ban @prime mirage for spreading fake news


cheese
there is so much death
on that sandwich
lol
My pubs are almost unbearable
But game crashes often so don't wanna risk ranked
Worst than bronze or silver, don't do it, stay in iron 
HAHA 
Honestly this happens way too much its actual bs
Oh my, we love death 

Wait there's an iron rank? Thought that was just memes.
LMAO damn
Yeah there is hahahah
Lol no troll, actually didnt know. Just like ascendant. I was like wtf is this made up rank.
But in season 1, gold-plat-diamond all had the same skill disparity so I guess that kinda made sense
@maiden patrol out there farming his life away
Yeah, although ranking up is so hard now since so many people Smurf. It’s annoying
Ayo @maiden patrol what farm
I bought story of seasons on Friday and started yesterday out of boredom. I miss farm stuff lmdao
Just play better, ez 
sunhaven
buy it
me lin eternity and eve
plays it
is medicine
to calm down from valo

Is it basically like Stardew valley?
It means he deranking soon hehe
kindof
you can marry the npc
so harem route check
there are classes
combat
quests
seasons
is gud man
Pog
How many ppl for multiplayer?


I just looked at it on steam looks good
and cheaper than a knife skin on valo
U can do that in Stardew as well can’t you? Oh wells idk
I was thinking about restarting Stardew valley again but instead I got story of seasons 

but stardew
old gam


Smh I bought story of seasons for $50, now I gotta buy another farming one for $30 smh
NZD



Damn it looks cute af tho
time to move countries mang
Is that game good? I kept seeing it on my recommended
Cant lose if its pve 
The reviews pretty mixed. Stll EA with multiplayer bugs.
My biggest concern is the amount of content.
Is it? It’s very positive here in my store
Lmfaoooo
I just know in any games, I get addicted to fishing
So im probably gonna fish so much if I get it lmao
BROOOOO U LIKE MEEEEE
LMFAO
When I did stardew first thing I went to do was fishing
Made all my money off fishing no farming

Also yea the reviews for the game are insanely positive for me on steam
Ain’t no way 
Bro when I played animal crossing, that shit got me fishing for 8 hours a day tryna collect all the species 
I do the same thing in wobbly life too
Lmfao bruh
Yea idk fishing is just nice
Same shit in ff14
I be fishing
It's calming for me and I can just chill
Why am i not suprised by a kiwi
Hopefully spring steam sale soon,
im el cheapo

we need the emotional support
Reminds me of that one time, I finally caught this rare Mahi Mahi fish after fishing for so long and I accidentally dropped it back into the sea instead showing it off…. That pause in the game was me literally shocked at myself and couldn’t believe myself for a good 10 mins
I stared at my screen frozen
Who needs fishing.. when i can craft net.. and fish gets themselves to me
Fish too rare u just letting it breathe in the ecosystem 
LMAO big brain moves
Bro fr, it’s cos I was fishing all day and my inventory was full so every time I got the basic fish I’d just release it… muscle memory screwed me over 
Spent the whole day next day tryna get that fish again and when I finally did, I ran to the museum immediately and donated it there lmfao


No, the mental support

Lesgeddit, let them deal with the other farming stuff, we go fishing LOL

Did you buy all the foods that gave a bit of hp and mana bonus? And I heard you could get rich from that event too. Friends all got like 200k from it
Oh I don’t even have the game yet
imma play through story of seasons first since I spent $50 on it, then if I get bored I might join sun haven or whatever it’s called lmao
Bruh fr, I reopened steam so I could look at a game and it was basically like “nope, gg go back to work”
Bruh sunhaven more fun with coop tho 
Yes and I spent $50 on story of seasons and the cows are cute 
Imma watch a gameplay of it and if it hooks me then I’ll get that too
Imma be a full time farmer at this point
Ever play rune factory?
Nah, always wanted to but I just never got around to buying it on switch lmfao


What 
I got addicted to animal crossing ok
After that, I never touched my switch again
Oh except for Ring Fit and just dance as extra cardio for the day 
Lolol I never touch my switch
Neither 
I take it off the dock thinking imma play. Then it stays in my room untouched until the battery dies. Then I go charge. Repeat

I was gonna buy story of seasons on there instead, and was gonna buy LA NOIRE on there too so I can finally finish the damn story but it was fkn $90 on switch
I got it for $10 on steam

Damn 90 wtff
Oh sorry let me correct myself… it’s $99.95

This game fkn old bro. Why tf it be costing me $99.95
I can just whip out my old Xbox 360 and play it there smh
Makin urself too busy for valo 
Imma make myself too busy for every other game except Story of Seasons rn. Y’all ain’t gon see me hop on valo








I was in meetings


@wind pumice im almost iron 1 carry when

I read that as fisting and I'm not sorry about that
o he ur frendo? kek
if u vouch him den
well a friend
i mean is bronze man
i made on valo
rng is better than premade
u even played with him bro

o dang
i forgor
i been playing farmville game with lin
takes off some steam

my timer stuck on 0
I didnt get 1 tapped all round.. issa good 
time to play valo rn
getting ready for work
U missed legs, might as well miss work too
@heady rapids this
didnt train them glutes
tryna get me fired

Always


@maiden patrol @vivid igloo @heady rapids not @ me and my friends doing stupid challenges during a comp game lmao
Sheriff ace challenge and 1 vandal gun only challenge 
look im sheriff cracked now
my outplayed wasnt working so had to separately clip these but ez 3k
3k (but ignore the sage whiffs LOL)
Wow cracked
Good thing that they cant autolock 5 sages. 
im getting distracted by sunhaven

10/10 worth the money?
Nice lol
Idk man csgo skins are stonking right now
I can probably sell a sticker and buy sunhaven
Im okay with it, valve aint going no where
Sold old stuff that shot up, invested it into other things that went up. Rinse and repeat. Farming steam munnies.
i cant even
open csgo inventory
rip


gucci actually preppin fr fr
It’s a valid thing that you suck more when enemy doesn’t look at u ok 
Ok sunhaven when
What a try hard
I’m working the next 8 hours anyway lmaoooo

ill show you around my farm so you can manage it for me
Who tf u think I am
I’m the boss tf

id be declaring war on u casting earthquake on this farm game
Watch 
gib steam id
On my discord profile 
I’m in bed rn bro

actual depression
Damn sleep before power cut off? That ain’t right
Why is it so emo
Cheer up, life is great 
i been
sleeping at 4 am for the past 2 days
cuz sun haven
then valo comp with gukki
b4 bed
What is? My discord or my steam?
wer booki ree
Disc haven't seen yo steam
Is that also emo? 
o he left discord LOL
Probably
Yeah he left after u stopped him from getting marshal kills with your brim smokes 

LMAO

in plex’s defense
booki left over a match in valo

silly kids
Damn dawg, how hard did yall troll him lmao
we didnt
they were arguing
over the smokes
atlantis and i told them to stop
and he left

It wasn’t even unrated… it was swift play…

I was just getting annoyed over the argument about smokes in my ear for like 3 mins straight so i just said stfu to both of them
And Gucci did too
what
ROFLMAO
took the game too seriously
this guy may need help
not that we can help him now since he left
Starp callin me toxic be like

It wasnt even a comp
Plexus you’re actually toxic af



Hey atleast i dont diss anyones momma 
WHATD U SAY ABOUT MY MOM???
But i didnt 
Sure after a valo carry 
WEAK

your momma so ... nice
can<t be mean with milf
lol
i can't diss people mom. why would i diss them and turn that into war when i can just love them 
ahahah

we should play valo again, it was fun
but wife is pretty busy rn and i'm stuck on baby duty until late
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brb, my kid discovered the power outlet a while back and he love to play with it by connecting and disconnecting power cord

Put some baby safety shit thingy whatever u call it, ON THAT THANG BRO

it's useless
you think i didn't try?
my kid too bright and he remove them
like those ''safety'' on pill container. he know how to open them too
luckily we were there when it happened 
Time to get a smarter baby safety shit thingy
lol starting to get baby proofing stuff now, hopefully my kid aint as dumb as me.... 
i wish he is
smart kind are dangerous kid

they get where they are not suppose to go, and just don't care about the proofing you do
Still waiting for atlantis and gucci to carry me
We’re the ones waiting Mr “I got work the next 5 days”
I’m the one that needs therapy
Pog

LadyAtlantis is going to sleep and will wake up in 10 years

Damn thats a long time 
Val carry in 10 years? 😄
All the meditating, dreaming of head shots
Have a good nap
@heady rapids you gonna be on today in like 9 hrs? 

thats 4am
i might or might not
GG
if im alive lmao
he gamin just not with us



Not my fault you sleeping wen I game
Stop living in Israel and come to USA finally

work not sending me yet
so i gotta marry
damn you cold 🥶
You are too valuable, time to not try hard
Nah I was joking. It meant more to that she is too valuable and they don’t want them to send her away 
@heady rapids

im waiting
for u
to get out of the bed
and have few rounds

@heady rapids
@heady rapids

did she fell asleep

@vagrant wasp wyd
still at work?
wait it should be weekend for you

Poor simp got left 

What're you all playing these days? Still Valo/FPS games?
nothnnn
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IM DYING
whats funny is he said that despite the weird lag (it is a test afterall), it plays better than new world
i actually have zomboid
@heady rapids wyd now
she playing with her new frendo
without inviting me

y game keep putting me in silver lobbies reee

Cuz y Bronze III
Nub
Oh wait u just Bronze II

Usually it puts you in vs silver if you close to silver yourself.
I do sometimes get gold as well and I was silver I at that time
Also if your mmr good then it will place you against them as well

oo snap radiant in the makin
they invited me to play before you were on

We play EU?
Or NA
Ima making pizza rq then I can hop on


wer u
gucci doesnt play with us no mor
she getting da bronze club

Like crust brown but when I bit on vegetable it was cold
always got squeaky lobbies

wtf
Bet
vegetable on pizza
Yea
are u eating pizza or diet
It is green pepper and mushrooms
i never heard anyone put carrot or brocolli on a pizza
whoaaa thats a lotta cheese,
for you later

Tbf it did say to let it cook for 20-26 min
But I also learned pizza is done when you see crust brown

lemme know when ur game finishes
@heady rapids
where u at
tf
I am on and ready and you bs me with "he doesnt play w/us no more"

val on NA?













