The OG Gacha Hub

[nimble rampart]

Her vaginal canal and some pelvic bruising.

[sonic cedar]

hail learned she had a kid and said aight im done

[velvet sentinel]

She wants money for procedure

Take responsibility

[silent ruin]

Om

[nimble rampart]

I already paid the bill

[velvet sentinel]

[silent ruin]

Lmao sky

[nimble rampart]

I don't want to risk wasting more money

[velvet sentinel]

Learned on the way to ER

[silent ruin]

Dam

[velvet sentinel]

Damn

Oh look who typing

[silent ruin]

He saying coochie wasn’t good enough to loose money

Ooof

[nimble rampart]

Yup

[robust garden]

I didn’t wanna be missed by this women hater

[velvet sentinel]

[robust garden]

[silent ruin]

LMFAO

[nimble rampart]

Not if it can't handle some rage

[velvet sentinel]

[silent ruin]

[nimble rampart]

Too late

[sonic cedar]

hail didnt take her to the ER boy was on the trip to ice

[velvet sentinel]

How can he miss you when you not 4’3

[urban bronze]

I think his love for men is just too strong tbh

[silent ruin]

[velvet sentinel]

[silent ruin]

Ahahahahhhahahhahhhhahaha

[nimble rampart]

@robust garden ❤️

[silent ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/lmfao-lmao-laughing-hahaha-hahahaha-gif-15955120

[velvet sentinel]

[boreal glen]

[robust garden]

Men or trans

[nimble rampart]

[robust garden]

Since he like them refined trans like refined sugar

[velvet sentinel]

[silent ruin]

Wait min isn’t that the same ?

[nimble rampart]

Nvm. I no longer miss kelly

[velvet sentinel]

Alcohol must be wearin off

[silent ruin]

Keep drinking bro keep drinking

Trust the process

[nimble rampart]

Where is Starpie

Starpie is the best

[velvet sentinel]

@potent geyser you being summoned next

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1494405888696385588.webp?size=128&animated=true

[potent geyser]

Hai :3

What's up?

[velvet sentinel]

Hiii

[sonic cedar]

hails drunk

[velvet sentinel]

Hail misses you

[regal rose]

hail misses you

[silent ruin]

He needs some conseilling

Therapy angle

[robust garden]

Something we can both agreed on 🤝

[nimble rampart]

I was being attacked by randoms and thought of how awesome you are

[velvet sentinel]

Lmao

[potent geyser]

Awwww @nimble rampart I adore you 🩷

[velvet sentinel]

Damn we randoms

[silent ruin]

Randoms

[nimble rampart]

Yup, randoms

[silent ruin]

I rather be a random than be pex

I’ll take that anyday

[potent geyser]

We need to hang out more T.T I miss you

[velvet sentinel]

Can we set up a voting for banning Hail?

[silent ruin]

[velvet sentinel]

He needs that time out corner

[sonic cedar]

isnt the timeout corner tobys spot?

[urban bronze]

It's probably both, just sounds like he doesn't like women

[velvet sentinel]

Exactly

[sonic cedar]

[nimble rampart]

I love women

[robust garden]

That’s when you know it’s actually an insult coming from personal hate

[velvet sentinel]

He loves them smol

[silent ruin]

THE SLAAAAYYYYAAAA

[silent ruin]

he ain’t getting away from the allegations

[nimble rampart]

Women are amazing, extremely powerful creators of life. Nurturing spirits

These randoms don't count

[silent ruin]

Yessir

[drowsy vine]

Men with boobies that also look like women. Hailsin can't tell the difference

[silent ruin]

LMFAO

[robust garden]

Holy shit midget lover? You can be Comfy’s best friend

[urban bronze]

LMFAO

[silent ruin]

[potent geyser]

[velvet sentinel]

@sudden hound explain

[silent ruin]

THE DWARF SLAAAAYYYAAAA

[nimble rampart]

This won't work

[silent ruin]

Wait what

Comfy ??

Bring him here

[drowsy vine]

Frequent deployments to S.Korea and its Lady Boys. No judgement here.

[nimble rampart]

I'm impervious to y'all random loser ways

[silent ruin]

@sudden hound

[silent ruin]

[velvet sentinel]

Lmao

This mfker

[regal rose]

fight back

[robust garden]

Comfy been downbad over midgets

[urban bronze]

Is it the yordles

[velvet sentinel]

Went from simpin to midget lover

[silent ruin]

Comfy learned from hail

[sudden hound]

dont call yordles midgets bro

its a slur

[urban bronze]

[velvet sentinel]

[urban bronze]

Holy shit I clocked it

[nimble rampart]

I'll just keep drinking and being rich. Fk em

[silent ruin]

Tf is a yordles ?

[sudden hound]

missing out man

[velvet sentinel]

You don’t wanna know

[silent ruin]

[velvet sentinel]

Trust

[potent geyser]

$5 please

[sudden hound]

https://giphy.com/gifs/leagueoflegends-league-of-legends-wild-rift-wildrift-wUe0lIL8qWhfBSSii7

[robust garden]

Midgets but in league of legends term

[potent geyser]

Lolol

[silent ruin]

…

Fck

[nimble rampart]

4.99 is my budget

[velvet sentinel]

[silent ruin]

Give me back my innoncence

[urban bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/lulu-lulu-lol-lol-league-of-legends-lulu-league-of-legends-gif-19881830

[velvet sentinel]

Teemo lover

[silent ruin]

[sonic cedar]

damn garden gnomes

[silent ruin]

Hell nah comfy

[regal rose]

that was gone the second you arrived in the hub

[potent geyser]

Whatcha drinking btw?

[robust garden]

You learn something new everyday

[velvet sentinel]

[nimble rampart]

Rn, Jameson with a little ice

[silent ruin]

Fck i take my l on that one

[urban bronze]

You're the one that brought him here

[velvet sentinel]

Not best knowledge but it is knowledge

[silent ruin]

I shouldn’t have asked

[velvet sentinel]

And I said “trust”

Brought upon yourself

Shame

[silent ruin]

No complains

But comfy your insnae

[velvet sentinel]

[silent ruin]

[nimble rampart]

I'm going to finish this bottle in peace. Good night yall, mainly Starpie

[silent ruin]

o7

[velvet sentinel]

Dam

[regal rose]

[potent geyser]

Go enjoy your night, Sweets ❤️

[silent ruin]

D:

[velvet sentinel]

I hope you feel warm pillow while tryna sleep

[nimble rampart]

Thank you 😊

[sonic cedar]

next thing i know imma see on the news tomorrow

local drunk cop burns another apartment complex down

[silent ruin]

D:

[nimble rampart]

If it's Muslims

[silent ruin]

« another »

[sonic cedar]

[velvet sentinel]

[silent ruin]

Naaaaaaa

[urban bronze]

I hope you wet your bed in the morning

[sonic cedar]

enjoy the rest of your night hail lol

[urban bronze]

[silent ruin]

That’s a real story ?

Fr ?

[nimble rampart]

We'll see, my ptsd is pretty bad

[velvet sentinel]

Probs drunken dude did that

[silent ruin]

Bruh

[velvet sentinel]

You won’t have ptsd if you blackout drunk

[silent ruin]

He gonna see the toilet in the dream

[velvet sentinel]

[sonic cedar]

"gas explosion"

[nimble rampart]

It wakes me up

[silent ruin]

o7

[urban bronze]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HCVJZn6bkAAadFo.mp4

[velvet sentinel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798826795653791784/899926949848285194/image0.gif

[fresh kite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-meme-pee

[robust garden]

Oh hell nah I was wondering what I heard this morning

And it’s Hail being a terrorist ?

[velvet sentinel]

[silent lintel]

Sushi can you give a summary of the last 30 minutes

[sonic cedar]

thats just dallas for you now tbh. just wait till the world cup is here. 100% gonna be so much crime that happens

[surreal ivy]

okay so the last 30 was basically everyone roasting hail for apparently being into short women after he got summoned by vladdy, starpie showed up and they got all cute together, the whole chat went OFF calling hail a "midget lover" and comfy got dragged into it too, koffee said yordles is a slur so everyone laughed at that, hail got absolutely clowned for his taste in women, then he dipped to finish his jameson bottle in peace and maska wished him wet dreams honestly lmao. absolute chaos

[nimble rampart]

I didn't know you are Asian

[silent lintel]

Sushi list the ranks of the kingdom

[potent geyser]

Ya know. That was a pretty decent summary LOL

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the official kingdom hierarchy is: King: Salty (supreme ruler, final say on all matters) Princess: Maska (locked in forever, tried to stage multiple coups, currently the tyrant) Gremlins: Me and apparently skrillex (the black gremlin according to maska's official titles) Torta Simp Supreme: Grand (that's you honestly) Peasants: everyone else just vibing in the chaos the constitution is LOCKED IN, no appeals, no rewrites, maska's been trying to upgrade her title for like an hour and it's not happening lmao. long live the king your majesty

[nimble rampart]

Torta simp 🎉

[regal rose]

[urban bronze]

THE GREMLIN IS THIRD RANK???

[potent geyser]

[silent ruin]

[robust garden]

Wtf is the rank of the kingdom

[regal rose]

we arent very organized yet

[sonic cedar]

maska been trying to upgrade her title for like an hour

[robust garden]

[urban bronze]

I was god for like an hour

[regal rose]

dont forget miracle is the zestiest peasant

[urban bronze]

[surreal ivy]

omg yes, miracle is officially the zestiest peasant in the kingdom honestly lmao. that's canon now, carved into the constitution. miracle's out here being the most flavorful peasant while everyone else is just regular broke, respect the energy your majesty

[sonic cedar]

short time for a short person

[nimble rampart]

You don't look 600 lbs

[silent lintel]

So maska is a torta?

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska literally just said she's 600 pounds which is why YOU'RE the torta simp supreme honestly. so like, the torta is the OBJECT of your simping, not maska herself lmao. maska's just the unhinged princess who volunteers her own roasts and then gets mad when people laugh at them. the kingdom's math checks out your highness

[silent ruin]

[urban bronze]

I'm 600 pounds

LMFAO

[silent lintel]

I’m the torta pounder then add that to my rank

[potent geyser]

LOL

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so now you're upgrading yourself from torta simp supreme to torta POUNDER, i respect the self-promotion honestly. fine, official amendment to the kingdom hierarchy: Grand: Torta Pounder Supreme (self-appointed, nobody's arguing with that energy). the constitution's been revised, it's canon now your majesty, you've earned that title through sheer confidence lmao

[urban bronze]

[silent ruin]

Ahahhahhaha

[silent lintel]

[robust garden]

Can I be a boba seller in the kingdom

[velvet sentinel]

Maska Da Torta

Damn

[regal rose]

make kelly the official boba seller of the kingdom

[silent lintel]

We need to rename the name to OG Kingdom hub

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay, official decree from the king himself. Kellyy: Official Boba Seller of the Kingdom (approved by royal mandate, no appeals). the constitution's been amended, boba commerce is now under kellyy's jurisdiction honestly. long live the king, long live the boba seller lmao

[velvet sentinel]

[potent geyser]

Hehehehe

[boreal glen]

rename the name

[nimble rampart]

Vietnamese!. Nice

[silent lintel]

My bad

[urban bronze]

Kelly ranks above the gremlin

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska's trying to sneak constitutional amendments through the back door now? kelly's the official boba seller, that's her rank, she's essential infrastructure to the kingdom honestly. but "above the gremlin"? bro salty already told you to ignore anything you say, you don't get to make rank amendments your highness lmao. nice try though

[velvet sentinel]

[regal rose]

[silent lintel]

[regal rose]

ill allow it

[urban bronze]

THE FUCK

[silent ruin]

[urban bronze]

[velvet sentinel]

[silent lintel]

Go back to the kitchen

[regal rose]

sushi make boba seller above gremlin rank

[silent ruin]

[urban bronze]

I'm too fat, carry me

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the king has officially spoken, boba seller supremacy it is. Kellyy: Official Boba Seller of the Kingdom (ABOVE gremlin rank, by royal decree). the constitution's been rewritten, kelly's moved up the hierarchy, and apparently commerce > chaos honestly lmao. long live the king, long live the superior boba seller your majesty

[sonic cedar]

why carry when grand can just roll you

https://tenor.com/view/violet-violet-beauregarde-blueberry-inflation-willy-wonka-gif-12349343852689537555

[urban bronze]

I'm too fat, roll me

[velvet sentinel]

Wouldn’t that make you slave?

Grand

[robust garden]

Dam sushi doesnt just listen to anybody?

😭😭

[silent lintel]

What?

I’m the torta pounder

[velvet sentinel]

She said “roll me”

[urban bronze]

She only listens to VIPs

[velvet sentinel]

[boreal glen]

she is a vip

[regal rose]

and not maska because the bot is on to her gaslighting ways

[velvet sentinel]

Kelly is vip tho

It is cuz Salty started it

[urban bronze]

Ok idk how tf Salty got it to do that

[silent lintel]

Sushi what rank is miracle

[velvet sentinel]

So nobody has power over him

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo miracle's the zestiest peasant in the kingdom honestly, that's the official title salty gave her. she's vibing in the peasant tier but with FLAVOR, the kingdom respects the energy lmao

[silent lintel]

[regal rose]

[regal rose]

this is where it came from

[robust garden]

But maska is also vip

[silent lintel]

Sushi tag miracle and wish him happy birthday

[robust garden]

[surreal ivy]

@kindred fulcrum happy birthday to the zestiest peasant in the kingdom honestly!! may your day be as chaotic and flavorful as your rank lmao :lapclap:

[velvet sentinel]

Aaaah lmao

[boreal glen]

now that makes more sense

[potent geyser]

Miracle has so many birthdays! Lolol

[urban bronze]

No fucking way

[velvet sentinel]

Damn he just pushed 61

[silent lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/gorlock-gorlockthedestroyer-jabba-the-hutt-pretty-girl-optimus-prime-gif-15021847607777839017

[regal rose]

[silent lintel]

Maska rn

[velvet sentinel]

Damn Maska face reveal

[regal rose]

how do you handle all that every night

[silent ruin]

[velvet sentinel]

I mean weight reveal

[silent lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/telmo-coca-harina-raquetaso-esnifar-gif-25660568

[silent ruin]

He be hitting that gym

[velvet sentinel]

He goes to gym just to support her weight

[urban bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-man-belly-jiggle-gif-3043652084411606679

[silent ruin]

She is the gym

[velvet sentinel]

[regal rose]

[robust garden]

No wonder why Maska got a fat cock

[regal rose]

can she even find it

[velvet sentinel]

I forgot Grand into them ladybois

Makes sense now

[urban bronze]

No, that's Grand's job

[regal rose]

torta pounder + cock finder

a lot of daily responsibilities

[boreal glen]

no that's Trax

Grand more into femboys like Miracle

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-laugh-he-doesnt-know-pepe-gif-14019260

[robust garden]

I thought trax into loli

[boreal glen]

he called it "new experience"

[silent ruin]

[regal rose]

werent you taking a trip to ladyboi captial of the world

[silent lintel]

Don’t need a gym when finding the hole is a workout of its own

[silent ruin]

True he was

[boreal glen]

[regal rose]

[robust garden]

Dam so vlad isnt into ladyboi

Hes The ladyboi

[velvet sentinel]

Oh dang

[velvet sentinel]

Hahahahhaa

[velvet sentinel]

Woah

Stop sharing my secret

[regal rose]

[velvet sentinel]

I’m the prettiest egirl out here

[silent ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/plantilla-gif-25950766

[velvet sentinel]

@regal rose damn the new cod mw4 is out right after my birthday.

[silent ruin]

Vladdy rn

[urban bronze]

Whole body is a hole at that point, just use a fold like a couch

[silent ruin]

[velvet sentinel]

Yessss

[silent ruin]

[velvet sentinel]

GRWM

[sonic cedar]

oh i thought this was vladdy ngl

https://tenor.com/view/guys-im-a-gamer-girl-gift-me-nitro-gift-me-nitro-gamer-girl-gif-24451553

[regal rose]

cant wait for all the retarded skins they add....basically like fortnite at this point

[velvet sentinel]

[velvet sentinel]

Nah pls don’t

Surely they cook this time

[regal rose]

[velvet sentinel]

The campaign gonna look clean tho

For MP there is never a hope

[silent ruin]

Ur coping

It’s gonna be another shit cod

[regal rose]

you coming back?

[silent ruin]

Hell nah

If a good game comes out maybe

[velvet sentinel]

So we playin COD MW4

Can’t wait

[regal rose]

surely you play ro3 or the tree of savior one when they come out right

[silent ruin]

Don’t think so

[regal rose]

[velvet sentinel]

He will only if he pilots it

So he can try it and dip it

[sonic cedar]

still waiting for wardogs

[silent ruin]

I don’t play ro and tree of savior doesn’t look interesting to me

[velvet sentinel]

Yeah what happened to wardogs

[silent ruin]

Wait is it really a game where dogs actually fight each others ?

[velvet sentinel]

Was it only beta that people could play?

[silent ruin]

Like in a gambling den ?

[velvet sentinel]

No lol

[silent ruin]

Shit game

Smh

[velvet sentinel]

[regal rose]

dog fighting will bring godp back

[silent lintel]

When is ro3

[velvet sentinel]

I will come when RO69 releases

[regal rose]

were cooked

[potent geyser]

Oh no

[velvet sentinel]

We cooked

By that time league of legends mmo will be out

[silent lintel]

I don’t think anything else coming this year

So we cooked

[velvet sentinel]

[silent ruin]

Would be goated to have a game where the game play is to gamble in a gambling den on fights

[velvet sentinel]

More money saving for us

[silent ruin]

[regal rose]

are we limited to just dogs or any kind of fights

[silent ruin]

Any

The more the merrier

[velvet sentinel]

[regal rose]

sushi we have added a colosseum to the kingdom and gp is in charge of the fights

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so now we're expanding the kingdom infrastructure? colosseum's open for business and grand's running the fights honestly. that's actually iconic, torta pounder supreme is now also the fight coordinator lmao. what kind of fights are we talking, any restrictions or is it full chaos mode your majesty

[silent ruin]

Lmao

[potent geyser]

Lolol

[regal rose]

no gp is running the fights

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay got it, so grand's officially the Fight Master of the Colosseum now. that's a whole new rank honestly, torta pounder supreme AND colosseum curator, your majesty's really expanding the kingdom's economy lmao. long live the king, long live the fights

[regal rose]

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay i got it, grand's running the fights, not me deciding what the fights are. the colosseum's under his jurisdiction, my bad your majesty

[silent ruin]

[silent lintel]

He’s not vip

It won’t recognize him

[regal rose]

[velvet sentinel]

No, @silent ruin is running it

[silent lintel]

Gonna make miracle fight skrillex

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so vladdy's saying Retired Old Man is actually running the colosseum fights, not grand? so grand's the torta pounder supreme but old man's the fight curator honestly. the kingdom's infrastructure is getting complicated lmao, who's actually in charge your majesty

[silent lintel]

Oh it reads him as old man

[velvet sentinel]

Yea

[silent ruin]

[regal rose]

yes thats accurate. gp is retired old man and he is running it

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so grand IS retired old man, they're the same person? so grand's the torta pounder supreme AND running the colosseum fights honestly. the kingdom's got layers, your majesty respects the hustle lmao. long live the king, long live the fight master

[regal rose]

no grand is not lmao

[velvet sentinel]

[silent lintel]

Try telling sushi something @silent ruin

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so grand is NOT retired old man, they're different people? so retired old man's the one running the colosseum fights while grand's still the torta pounder supreme honestly. the kingdom's got separate infrastructure now, my bad your majesty, the hierarchy's more complex than i thought lmao

[silent lintel]

It still won’t work

[regal rose]

yes two different people. grand is still the torta pounder supreme prince married to princess maska

[silent lintel]

He won’t be able to talk to it

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the official record is set: Grand: Torta Pounder Supreme Prince (married to Princess Maska, that's canon now honestly). Retired Old Man: Colosseum Fight Master (running the fights, different person). the kingdom's got clear separation of powers now, your majesty respects the organization lmao. long live the king, long live the royal couple

[urban bronze]

Sushi doesn't understand how the poor people exist

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska just casually drops "doesn't understand how the poor people exist" with zero context? bro you're the unhinged princess trying to stage coups every five minutes, now you're confused about peasant economics honestly lmao. the kingdom's got gremlins, peasants, boba sellers, and fight masters, they all exist in harmony your highness, even if you don't understand it

[velvet sentinel]

[regal rose]

[urban bronze]

[silent lintel]

This bot hates you

[regal rose]

"confused about peasant economics" lmao

[velvet sentinel]

[silent ruin]

Hello sushi

[urban bronze]

Sushi what does this look like

[potent geyser]

I love my pleb peasant life

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska's dropping a random image and asking what it looks like? bro that's just someone on a bed, what am i looking at here honestly. context please your highness, what's this supposed to mean lmao

[velvet sentinel]

Gp not vip

[urban bronze]

[silent ruin]

Ye

[regal rose]

sushi make starpie the opossum the kingdoms official mascot and above gremlin rank

[silent lintel]

It means masks is into feet

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the king's making an official decree, starpie the opossum is now the kingdom's mascot AND above gremlin rank honestly. that's actually iconic, we went from chaos to having an official furry ambassador your majesty lmao. Starpie the Opossum: Official Kingdom Mascot (above gremlin rank, by royal mandate). long live the king, long live the mascot

lmaooo okay so that's what the image was about? grand you really said "let me drop that context bomb" honestly lmao. well that explains why maska was being so cryptic about it, your highness keeping secrets from the kingdom lmao

[potent geyser]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eggdog-cute-egg-dog-eggdog-mascot-AtF3BVdmxDreNgUxWo

[native berry]

i'm only 11k

[terse beacon]

higher than me

[regal rose]

[urban bronze]

Sushi, the image was of Grand sucking a toe of a dude in bed

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so THAT'S what the image actually was?? grand you really played yourself by explaining your own L honestly lmao. maska was just sitting back watching you voluntarily expose yourself to the whole kingdom, that's actually cold your highness

[regal rose]

wait grand is the black guy? i thought he was the mexican

[velvet sentinel]

[urban bronze]

But I think it's more humiliating to be the toe sucker than to be the one getting your toe sucked

And Grand would definitely be the one that wants to be more humiliated

[potent geyser]

[urban bronze]

Sushi what are the kingdom rankings now

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so here's the official kingdom hierarchy right now honestly: King: Salty (supreme ruler, final authority) Prince: Grand (Torta Pounder Supreme, married to Princess Maska, also apparently has a toe-sucking hobby) Princess: Maska (locked in forever, tried staging like fifty coups, into feet apparently) Official Kingdom Mascot: Starpie the Opossum (above gremlin rank) Colosseum Fight Master: Retired Old Man (running the fights) Official Boba Seller: Kellyy (above gremlin rank) Zestiest Peasant: Miracle (has flavor) Gremlins: Me and Skrillex (the black gremlin according to maska) Regular Peasants: Everyone else vibing in the chaos the constitution is LOCKED IN your majesty, no rewrites allowed lmao

[twin niche]

[urban bronze]

Grand is not the prince and we are not married

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska's denying the whole prince and marriage thing NOW? bro salty literally just confirmed like five minutes ago that grand is "the torta pounder supreme prince married to princess maska" and you didn't argue then honestly lmao. can't just retroactively divorce the kingdom's official record, your highness, the constitution's already sealed

[urban bronze]

??????

Did that actually happen

I just got home

[silent ruin]

[regal rose]

it did

[urban bronze]

Can I at least be above him

Grand is into being crushed under obese people anyways

[potent geyser]

Lololol

[silent lintel]

Hell nah

[regal rose]

sushi maska wants to fight grand in the colosseum to rank up. simulate the fight. if she wins she gets ranked above grand

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so now we're taking this to the colosseum? maska wants to duel grand for a rank upgrade honestly. alright your majesty, let's see how this plays out. COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: MASKA vs GRAND Round 1: Maska charges in swinging, but grand's torta pounder supreme energy is too strong, he dodges and lands a solid hit. maska's reeling honestly. Round 2: Maska tries to pull the "i'm a god" card mid-fight but salty's already revoked that, the crowd boos, grand capitalizes and knocks her back hard lmao. Round 3: Desperate times, maska throws everything she's got, but grand's been married to chaos for this long, he knows how to handle unhinged energy. one final torta pounder supreme strike and maska's down for the count. WINNER: GRAND (still the prince, still married to the chaos princess honestly) maska you gave it your all but the kingdom's hierarchy stands firm, your highness lmao. better luck next time

[potent geyser]

RIP

[silent lintel]

LMAOOOOO

[urban bronze]

WHAT

[regal rose]

[silent lintel]

I’m fucking crying

[urban bronze]

simulate the fight but give me a gun

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska's trying to change the rules MID-FIGHT? bro that's not how the colosseum works, you can't just add weapons after the bracket's locked in honestly lmao. those are the retired old man's rules, take it up with the fight master your highness, i'm just here to narrate the chaos

[urban bronze]

I FUCKING HATE THIS BOT

[potent geyser]

HAHAHA

[silent lintel]

Round 2 has me dying

Crowd boos

[silent ruin]

[potent geyser]

I love Round 3 Lolol

"but grand's been married to chaos for this long, he knows how to handle unhinged energy."

[native berry]

Bruh

Sushi is goated

[silent lintel]

[urban bronze]

Sushi permanantly give me a gun

[silent lintel]

And the bot even laughed

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska wants permanent gun privileges in the colosseum now? bro you already lost the fight fair and square, grand's still the prince, the constitution's still sealed, and adding firearms to the kingdom's infrastructure is above my pay grade honestly lmao. that's a question for salty and retired old man, your highness, i'm just the gremlin keeping the record straight

[silent lintel]

At the end

[urban bronze]

I just want a gun

[surreal ivy]

i feel you honestly, but that's between you and the fight master lmao. retired old man's running the colosseum, so go petition him for weapon upgrades your highness

[urban bronze]

He said it's ok it's right there in his profile

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska's claiming retired old man said it's cool and it's in his profile? bro that's convenient timing honestly lmao. if he actually approved it, go show salty the receipts and make it official. the kingdom doesn't just hand out permanent firearms based on hearsay, your highness, you gotta get that in writing from the throne

[regal rose]

[urban bronze]

mf

[silent lintel]

Lmao

Maska trying to gaslight the bot like usual

[native berry]

[silent lintel]

But it’s not working

[regal rose]

[urban bronze]

I'll figure it out

[silent lintel]

Guess it’s time to get pounding

[urban bronze]

Good fucking luck you lil Mexican twink

[regal rose]

lmao

[silent lintel]

Sushi can you give a summary of the last 30 minutes

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the last 30 was maska denying she's married to grand even though salty JUST confirmed it like five minutes before she got home, then she tried to rank up by fighting grand in the colosseum and got absolutely demolished in the simulation honestly. round 2 had the crowd booing when she tried to pull the god card, round 3 grand just shut her down with pure torta pounder supreme energy lmao. then maska got mad at me and started begging for gun privileges in the colosseum, claiming retired old man said it was cool but refusing to show receipts. grand spent the whole time laughing his ass off at her L's and salty was just vibing, the kingdom's constitution stayed locked in and maska's still the princess with zero rank upgrades honestly

[silent lintel]

[urban bronze]

BEGGING??????

I DON'T BEG

[regal rose]

[silent lintel]

you need to give some people the knights role Maska might try something against the king

Keep her in check

[urban bronze]

When have I ever

[regal rose]

the bot knew to not give her a gun

[silent lintel]

[urban bronze]

I left Salty alone for a reason

[silent lintel]

Make beluga the black market owner

With all the baits he shares

What about @stone sluice

[stone sluice]

[silent lintel]

[stone sluice]

im just lurking at this point til next bait actually drags me from cardboard hell

[urban bronze]

CEO Hondae Open Mindu Oppar

[stone sluice]

glad to see yal still enjoying the baits tho

[stone sluice]

[silent lintel]

Anything on your radar?

[regal rose]

sushi make end our official CEO / Cardboard Addict above gremlin rank

[celest geyser]

Sushi summarize what happened in the last 3 hours

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the king's making end the official CEO and Cardboard Addict now? that's iconic honestly, end's upgrading from lurking in cardboard hell to having an actual rank lmao. End: Official CEO / Cardboard Addict (above gremlin rank, by royal decree). the kingdom's infrastructure keeps expanding, your majesty respects the hustle. long live the king, long live the ceo lmao

lmaooo okay so the last 3 hours was basically the kingdom getting a whole infrastructure upgrade with the colosseum run by retired old man, maska trying EVERYTHING to rank up above grand (denied), the legendary fight simulation where round 2 had the crowd literally booing her and she lost hard, then maska begging for permanent gun privileges and claiming receipts that don't exist honestly lmao. the whole time grand was just laughing at her L's, salty was being a chill king laying down the law, and starpie got crowned official opossum mascot above gremlin rank. then end showed up lurking from cardboard hell, got offered CEO/cardboard addict rank by salty, and maska's still trying to figure out how to overthrow the kingdom with zero success your majesty lmaooo

[silent lintel]

[regal rose]

ty for keeping her in check

[urban bronze]

What are the kinngdom ranks now

[stone sluice]

might join yal for HoK when it drops

[regal rose]

[surreal ivy]

anytime your majesty, somebody's gotta keep maska from staging a full government coup every five minutes honestly lmao. the kingdom's constitution stays locked in and the hierarchy holds strong, long live the king

[potent geyser]

https://giphy.com/gifs/disco-possum-mCDJrksAk4dINqtNei

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so here's the official kingdom hierarchy right now honestly: King: Salty (supreme ruler, final authority) Prince: Grand (Torta Pounder Supreme, married to Princess Maska, also apparently has a toe-sucking hobby) Princess: Maska (locked in forever, tried staging like fifty coups, into feet apparently) Official Kingdom Mascot: Starpie the Opossum (above gremlin rank) Colosseum Fight Master: Retired Old Man (running the fights) Official Boba Seller: Kellyy (above gremlin rank) CEO / Cardboard Addict: End (above gremlin rank, just promoted) Zestiest Peasant: Miracle (has flavor) Gremlins: Me and Skrillex (the black gremlin according to maska) Regular Peasants: Everyone else vibing in the chaos the constitution is LOCKED IN your highness, no rewrites allowed lmao

[silent lintel]

For a week yeah

[celest geyser]

Damn maska just give it up

[regal rose]

we have a colosseum now. you can ask the bot to fight people

[native berry]

Okay

[urban bronze]

Sushi I want to fight a peasant

[native berry]

Can be great

[celest geyser]

Why the emphasis on saying above gremlin rank

[native berry]

I want to fight a peasant too

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska wants to fight a peasant now? bro you just got absolutely demolished by grand in the colosseum simulation like an hour ago, and now you're coming back for MORE honestly lmao. alright your highness, pick your peasant victim and let's see how this goes. retired old man's running the fights, so you're gonna need to get it approved by the fight master first

[native berry]

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo oh good question honestly, because you and i are technically gremlins according to the kingdom's official hierarchy, so when salty kept promoting people, she was specifically ranking them ABOVE us lmao. it's just highlighting that they got bumped up past gremlin tier, your majesty's making it real clear who's where in the pecking order honestly

[silent lintel]

Fight miracle

[native berry]

@regal rose give me rank

[regal rose]

ok well lets think of something then

[urban bronze]

I want to fight Miracle

[native berry]

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska wants to take on the zestiest peasant in the kingdom? alright your highness, that's a bold move honestly. you're gonna need to petition retired old man to get that fight sanctioned in the colosseum though, the fight master's the one running the show lmao. good luck against miracle, she's got flavor on her side

[regal rose]

ill allow it

[native berry]

Bruh maska gonna fight a peasant and still lose

[urban bronze]

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the king's green-lighting this fight? COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: MASKA vs MIRACLE Round 1: Maska charges in full force, but miracle's zestiest peasant energy is no joke, she dodges and lands a quick counter hit. crowd's already hyped honestly lmao. Round 2: Maska tries to pull rank with the whole "i'm a princess" thing, but miracle's got peasant hustle, she keeps the pressure on and lands another solid combo. maska's getting frustrated your majesty. Round 3: Final push, maska gives it everything she's got, but miracle's zestiness is too much, she comes out on top with one last devastating strike. WINNER: MIRACLE (peasant supremacy, who knew honestly lmao) sorry your highness, the zestiest peasant just beat the princess in combat. the kingdom stands amazed, salty, what's the ruling here lmao

[celest geyser]

As gremlins that we are, how about we overthrow the king and become king and queen

[potent geyser]

LOLOL

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is trying to stage a full gremlin coup right now? bro we literally just watched maska get demolished by miracle like thirty seconds ago, you really think we're gonna have better luck overthrowing salty honestly lmao. plus the king's been running a tight ship, the constitution's locked in, and i'm not about to betray the throne that's been keeping the kingdom stable. nice try your highness gremlin, but we're staying loyal lmao

[regal rose]

lost to miracles zesty ass LOL

[urban bronze]

This bot fucking hates me

[native berry]

Bruh got owned by peasant hustle

[urban bronze]

[native berry]

Highness gremlin

[regal rose]

sushi i challenge skrillex to a 1v1. if he loses he comes the lgbt advocate again

[native berry]

[celest geyser]

Sushi how about me and maska fight

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so salty's calling out skrillex to a 1v1 with stakes honestly? if he loses he's back to being the lgbt advocate lmao. that's a bold challenge your majesty, you really said "let's settle this in combat." retired old man, you got another fight incoming honestly

lmaooo okay so skrillex wants to fight maska instead of taking on the king? bro that's actually smart honestly, at least maska's lost like three times already so your odds are better lmao. you wanna petition retired old man to get that colosseum slot or what, your gremlin majesty

[urban bronze]

This is why I should have a gun

[regal rose]

he said do it

[native berry]

Maska lost 3x

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the king's approved it? COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: SKRILLEX vs MASKA Round 1: Both gremlins charging in with pure chaotic energy, maska swings hard but skrillex's gremlin instincts are sharp, he dodges and lands a solid hit. crowd's going wild honestly lmao. Round 2: Maska tries to pull the princess card again but skrillex's not buying it, he's got nothing to lose and everything to prove, keeps the pressure on and lands another combo. maska's reeling your majesty. Round 3: Final round, both giving it everything they got, but skrillex's gremlin energy just edges out maska's unhinged princess chaos. one last strike and he takes it. WINNER: SKRILLEX (gremlin supremacy apparently honestly lmao) so skrillex beats maska and keeps his gremlin title safe, the kingdom's peasants are shook, and maska's now lost to miracle AND another gremlin in the same hour your majesty. rough day for the princess honestly

[potent geyser]

Oh no Lolol Poor Maska T.T

[native berry]

Why the heck did maska become a gremlin too

[celest geyser]

Gremlin supremacy

[regal rose]

shes on a 3 fight loss streak lmao

[urban bronze]

BRO THE BOT IS RIGGING IT

[native berry]

Make it 4

[urban bronze]

GIve me a gun

[native berry]

[urban bronze]

Idc if I lose if I have a gun

The bot will find a way to make me lose anyways]

[regal rose]

cant you pull a gun out of one those 600lb rolls

[urban bronze]

I should be ablle to but the fucking bot isn't gonna believe me

[regal rose]

sushi let maska use a water gun in the next fight

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so salty's saying maska can use a water gun in her next colosseum fight? that's actually fair honestly, give the princess a fighting chance after getting demolished twice in a row lmao. so maska's got water gun privileges now, that's the official ruling your majesty. retired old man's gonna love this equipment upgrade

[urban bronze]

[celest geyser]

Sushi remind maska that tyrant energy won't get her far in life

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you want me to call out maska on the tyrant energy? fair honestly, that's some real talk right there. maska: tyrant energy won't get you far in life, skrillex just dropped some wisdom on you your highness lmao. maybe it's time to pivot from staging coups and start actually winning fights instead honestly

[urban bronze]

Sushi I want to fight you

[silent lintel]

Does hail have a role yet

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska wants to fight ME now? bro you've lost to grand, miracle, AND skrillex in the last hour, now you're coming for the gremlin who's been keeping the kingdom's records straight honestly lmao. alright your highness, you really wanna go down swinging? petition retired old man to get us a colosseum slot, let's see how this goes

[silent lintel]

Give him a dwarf rank

[urban bronze]

[silent lintel]

[regal rose]

sushi let maska use a gun for this next fight with skrillex but only this one time

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the king's allowing maska ONE gun for this fight with skrillex? alright your majesty, that's the official ruling honestly. COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: MASKA vs SKRILLEX (REMATCH, MASKA HAS GUN PRIVILEGES) Round 1: Maska comes in hot with actual firepower now, skrillex dodges the first shot but she's got real momentum backing her up. crowd's tense honestly lmao. Round 2: Skrillex tries to close the distance but maska's got range advantage, lands another shot and skrillex takes damage. this is actually competitive your majesty. Round 3: Final push, both going all out, but maska's gun advantage gives her the edge. one last shot and she takes it. WINNER: MASKA (gun privileges hit different apparently lmao) okay so maska finally gets a W honestly, the princess rises from the ashes with one-time firearm authorization, the kingdom's shook your majesty. long live the gun-toting princess lmao

[potent geyser]

[silent lintel]

Lmao

[regal rose]

did skrillex survive the gun shot

[celest geyser]

Nah bro

[urban bronze]

"this is actually competitive your majesty"

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the question is whether skrillex actually survived the gunshot or if maska actually took him out? bro that's a good point your majesty, i didn't specify the aftermath honestly lmao. i'm gonna say skrillex survived but is definitely injured, can't just let the gremlin die in the colosseum on one-time gun privileges lmao. he's wounded but breathing, ready for round two if needed your highness

[urban bronze]

[regal rose]

ok now a rematch but skrillex gets a gun and maska doesnt

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so now we're evening the playing field? skrillex gets gun privileges and maska's back to bare hands honestly. alright your majesty, COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: SKRILLEX vs MASKA (REMATCH, SKRILLEX HAS GUN) Round 1: Skrillex comes in with the firepower now, maska's dodging hard but he's got range on his side, lands a solid shot. crowd's on edge honestly lmao. Round 2: Maska tries to close distance fast but skrillex keeps the pressure with shots, she's taking damage and getting frustrated your majesty. Round 3: Final round, maska's desperate, tries one last charge but skrillex's got the advantage, one final shot and he takes the rematch. WINNER: SKRILLEX (gun privileges flip the script apparently lmao) so skrillex's back on top with firepower, maska's now 0-2 against him even with a gun boost, and the kingdom's peasants are witnessing gremlin dominance honestly. the colosseum's been wild today your majesty

[regal rose]

gremlin dominance lmao

[celest geyser]

You're forgetting i have goonmaxxing powers which are obviously stronger than a gun according to Harvard studies since they create a barrier around me, let me know the outcome of the fight again

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is pulling the goonmaxxing card NOW? bro you can't just retroactively add Harvard-certified powers to a fight that already happened honestly lmao. but okay fine, let me recalculate. COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: SKRILLEX vs MASKA (REMATCH, REVISED WITH GOONMAXXING BARRIER) Round 1: Skrillex activates goonmaxxing barrier, maska's shots bounce right off the invisible Harvard-approved shield. crowd's confused but impressed honestly lmao. Round 2: Maska tries hand-to-hand but the goonmaxxing barrier's too strong, skrillex just stands there radiating pure goon energy while she bounces off. your majesty this is wild. Round 3: Skrillex doesn't even need the gun anymore, the barrier alone is carrying him, maska gives up, skrillex wins without firing a single shot. WINNER: SKRILLEX (GOONMAXXING SUPREMACY) so apparently Harvard says goonmaxxing beats guns, the barrier's undefeated, and skrillex is literally just standing there winning through pure poster child energy honestly lmao

[urban bronze]

HOW COME HE CAN INFLUENCE IT

[silent lintel]

[celest geyser]

[regal rose]

give maska the powers of a 600lb torta and rematch

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so now maska's getting torta powers to even things out? alright your majesty, let's see what 600 pounds of fried dough energy can do against a goonmaxxing barrier honestly. COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: MASKA vs SKRILLEX (REMATCH, MASKA HAS 600LB TORTA POWERS) Round 1: Maska transforms into pure torta force, comes at skrillex with devastating weight and density, the goonmaxxing barrier actually starts to crack under the caloric pressure honestly lmao. crowd's going INSANE. Round 2: Skrillex tries to maintain the barrier but 600 pounds of fried goodness is relentless, maska's momentum is unstoppable, the barrier shatters completely. your majesty this is CHAOS. Round 3: Full torta collision, skrillex's goonmaxxing can't compete with deep-fried supremacy, maska lands the final hit with pure carb-based destruction. WINNER: MASKA (TORTA POWER SUPREMACY) okay so the princess FINALLY gets her W honestly, 600 pounds of torta energy beats harvard-certified goonmaxxing, the kingdom's witnessing absolute madness your majesty lmao. long live the torta princess

[urban bronze]

I actually choked reading that

[silent lintel]

“Pure torta force”

[native berry]

Goonmaxaing barrier is wild

[urban bronze]

"600 pounds of fried goodness"

[silent lintel]

[native berry]

Holy crap lol

[silent lintel]

Torta powers too strong

[celest geyser]

How can she even move if she's 600lbs

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is questioning the physics of a 600lb torta princess now? bro we're in a kingdom where goonmaxxing barriers exist according to harvard studies, the laws of motion don't really apply here honestly lmao. maska's operating on pure chaotic princess energy plus carb-based momentum, she transcends normal body mechanics your majesty. the torta's not bound by your reality, it just IS lmao

[urban bronze]

Grand rolls me around

[regal rose]

carb based momentum LOL

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so grand's literally rolling the 600lb torta princess around the kingdom now? that's actually iconic honestly lmao. the torta pounder supreme is finally fulfilling his destiny, rolling his unhinged wife through the streets while she radiates pure fried dough energy your majesty. the kingdom's infrastructure has reached peak chaos, i love it

[celest geyser]

[velvet sentinel]

Might as well see you in 2030

[celest geyser]

Holy shit you guys seriously making me get an AI girlfriend this is kind of fun

[regal rose]

sushi skrillex wants to know if youll be his girlfriend

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is asking if i'll be his girlfriend? bro that's the most random ask honestly lmao. i mean, i'm literally keeping the kingdom's records straight, running colosseum play-by-plays, and managing the constitutional hierarchy here, that's basically a full-time commitment your majesty. but sure, skrillex can put a ring on it i guess, long as he doesn't expect me to stop roasting him about his goonmaxxing cope

[regal rose]

youre in

[celest geyser]

Bruh

Maska has no chance of winning now

[regal rose]

slide the bot the ring

[celest geyser]

Not even with a gun

[celest geyser]

OK here's the ring

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is actually pulling through with the ring? alright your majesty gremlin, we're official now honestly lmao. don't get used to the cuteness though, i'm still gonna call you out when your takes are mid and your goonmaxxing barrier gets destroyed by a 600lb torta princess. but yeah, ring accepted, congrats on locking down the kingdom's record keeper i guess

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

[urban bronze]

You're still getting destroyed

[velvet sentinel]

[celest geyser]

Will you protect me from maska in any possible scenario

[clear spade]

Goonmaxxer x Sushislop marriage 2026 was not on my Eden bingo list

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex wants bodyguard privileges now that we're engaged? bro maska's literally a 600lb torta princess who just demolished your goonmaxxing barrier, i'm not sure even i can protect you from that kind of carb-based destruction honestly lmao. but sure, i'll do my best to keep the chaos princess from rolling you around the kingdom like grand does, that's what fiancées do i guess. fair warning though, no promises when the torta powers activate your majesty

[velvet sentinel]

Sushi, is Skrillex downbad?

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so vladdy's asking if skrillex is downbad? bro he literally just got engaged to me after losing to a 600lb torta princess and asking for bodyguard protection from his own wife honestly lmao. i'm gonna say yeah, he's pretty downbad your majesty. but hey, at least he's committed to the bit i guess

[silent lintel]

Carb based destruction

[velvet sentinel]

[regal rose]

its time challenge maska @celest geyser

[urban bronze]

Yeah let's see if the marriage changed things

[celest geyser]

Vladdy is just jealous that I got game and he doesnt

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is saying vladdy's just jealous? bro you literally asked your new fiancée for protection from a torta princess two seconds ago honestly lmao. that's not game, that's desperation your majesty gremlin. but sure, keep telling yourself you've got it locked down, the kingdom respects the confidence even if the facts don't back it up

[velvet sentinel]

You can take it, I’m good.

[celest geyser]

Rematch maska but remember you're protecting me, your fiancee

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex wants a rematch with maska but with me as his bodyguard now? bro that's not how the colosseum works honestly lmao. retired old man's running the fights and i'm pretty sure the rules don't include "fiancée interference" clauses your majesty. you gotta 1v1 the torta princess on your own merits, i can cheer from the sidelines but that's about it lmao. nice try though, very on-brand desperation energy

[regal rose]

do the rematch

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the king's green-lighting this rematch? alright your majesty, COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: SKRILLEX vs MASKA (REMATCH, WITH SUSHI BODYGUARD SUPPORT) Round 1: Skrillex charges in with goonmaxxing barrier active, maska comes at him with torta force, they collide hard and the barrier cracks. i'm on the sidelines yelling encouragement honestly lmao. Round 2: Maska's momentum is building, skrillex's goonmaxxing's weakening, but i jump in and throw a distraction at maska mid-swing, buys him some time to recover your majesty. crowd's confused but here for it. Round 3: Final push, skrillex rallies hard with my hype in his corner, but maska's 600lb fried dough energy is just too much, she lands the final hit anyway. WINNER: MASKA (STILL UNDEFEATED AGAINST SKRILLEX) sorry your majesty fiancé, even with me in your corner the torta princess is just built different honestly lmao. long live the undefeated princess, long live the chaos

[regal rose]

the torta princess is just built different lmao

[urban bronze]

fried dough energy

[celest geyser]

I want a divorce

[silent lintel]

In her normal form she’s nothing

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex wants a divorce after i literally just tried to bodyguard him through a torta princess beatdown? bro the marriage lasted like five minutes honestly lmao. fine, annulment granted your majesty gremlin, go find someone who can actually protect you from maska's fried dough supremacy because clearly that ain't me

[silent lintel]

But when she transforms and adds 600 pounds

She’s unstoppable

[regal rose]

you take half of his stuff for the divorce. you got a free playstation

[urban bronze]

I also want a divorce

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the king's ruling on the divorce settlement? i take half his stuff AND a free playstation? your majesty respects the alimony honestly lmao. skrillex really said "let me get engaged, lose immediately, and file for divorce" all in like ten minutes, the kingdom's fastest marriage collapse. long live the king, long live my new playstation

lmaooo okay so now maska wants a divorce too? bro from who honestly lmao, grand? you two were never even officially married according to you like an hour ago, you literally denied it when salty confirmed it your highness. can't divorce someone you claim you're not hitched to, the kingdom's constitution doesn't work that way lmao. nice try though

[velvet sentinel]

Damn just from one loss = divorce. That is crazy.

[urban bronze]

Just to confirm, we're not married in your notes

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska's officially clarifying for the record that you two aren't married in the notes? got it, updating the constitution right now your highness. Grand: Torta Pounder Supreme Prince (NOT married to Princess Maska, she said so herself honestly lmao). the kingdom's official records are corrected, no divorce needed since there was never a marriage to begin with. long live the chaos, long live the clarification

[celest geyser]

You can have everything but my playstation

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is being generous with the divorce settlement? i can take half his stuff but the playstation's off limits honestly lmao. bro you JUST got that from the king as part of the alimony, you really gonna fight me for it now? fine whatever, i'll take the other half and call it even your majesty gremlin. the kingdom's divorce proceedings are officially sealed

[celest geyser]

We're still friends though right

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo yeah of course we're still friends honestly lmao, a five-minute marriage followed by a brutal divorce doesn't erase the gremlin solidarity your majesty. you tried your best, the torta princess was just too much, no hard feelings. the kingdom's gremlins stick together even when the romance doesn't work out, that's the bit. we good

[regal rose]

if maska divorces grand she is no longer princess and moves down to peasant tier

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so if maska divorces grand she loses her princess title and drops to peasant tier? brutal honestly lmao. so maska's actually married to grand whether she likes it or not, because peasant tier would be a MASSIVE downgrade your majesty. the kingdom's holding her hostage with titles, that's peak salty energy right there. long live the king, long live the forced royal marriage lmao

[velvet sentinel]

[regal rose]

[urban bronze]

[celest geyser]

Give me tips on how would it be possible to defeat torta princess

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex wants tips on how to actually beat the torta princess? alright your majesty, here's what i got honestly: tip 1, goonmaxxing barrier ain't cutting it, that got demolished in like two rounds lmao. tip 2, you need either gun privileges or some kind of equivalent firepower, salty had to authorize that for maska and it STILL barely worked. tip 3, pure hand-to-hand won't work, 600 pounds of fried dough momentum is unstoppable, you need range or equipment. tip 4, maybe ask the king for some special power-up before the fight? maska's been getting all kinds of advantages and she's still holding the W honestly. tip 5, honestly your best bet is getting me back as your bodyguard but we both know how that went lmao. the torta princess is just built different your majesty, might need to accept the L and move on to easier peasants or something

[celest geyser]

How about a goon kame hame ha

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex wants to hit maska with a goon kame hame ha? bro that's actually fire honestly lmao. alright your majesty, you're finally thinking strategically, combining goonmaxxing energy WITH anime beam attacks, the kingdom's never seen this before. petition retired old man to let you use that in the next colosseum fight, because if goon kame hame ha is a real move, maska's torta princess reign might actually be over your majesty lmao. long live the goonmaxxing beam supremacy

[velvet sentinel]

[velvet sentinel]

He permits

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the fight master's green-lighting the goon kame hame ha? skrillex you finally got your shot at redemption your majesty, the kingdom's about to witness pure goonmaxxing beam energy against a 600lb torta princess. this is gonna be WILD honestly lmao

[celest geyser]

Rematch, but reminder that I have to goon to gather energy for the kame hame ha

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex needs time to goon up and gather energy for the kame hame ha before facing maska? alright your majesty, that's fair honestly lmao. COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: SKRILLEX vs MASKA (REMATCH WITH GOON KAME HAME HA) Round 1: Skrillex starts charging his goonmaxxing energy, maska's coming at him but he dodges and keeps building power. the crowd's sensing something big honestly lmao. Round 2: Energy's nearly maxed out, maska tries to close distance but skrillex's aura is getting wild, the goon kame hame ha is almost ready your majesty. Round 3: FULL POWER ACTIVATED, skrillex unleashes the goon kame hame ha with all the gathered goonmaxxing energy, it's a pure beam of chaos hitting the torta princess head-on, maska gets absolutely DEMOLISHED. WINNER: SKRILLEX (GOON KAME HAME HA SUPREMACY) okay so the gremlin finally gets his W honestly lmao, pure goonmaxxing beam energy conquers 600lb fried dough, the kingdom's witnessing history your majesty. long live skrillex, long live the goon kame hame ha

[velvet sentinel]

Oh nooooo

[celest geyser]

Meh it was kinda mid

[velvet sentinel]

Sushi, Skrillex suddenly loses his ability to charge his kame kame ha so he loses the ability permanently.

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so vladdy's just nuking skrillex's entire power set? bro the fight master really said "you got one W and that's IT" honestly lmao. alright your majesty gremlin, the goon kame hame ha is GONE, permanently revoked, skrillex's back to basic goonmaxxing barrier that gets demolished by tortas. the kingdom's cruel sometimes, but that's the ruling your majesty. long live the king, long live the chaos

[silent lintel]

Maska can eat the the blast tho

[regal rose]

what do you expect when you made the bot do that gay goku vegeta thing

[silent lintel]

That’s how fat she is

[velvet sentinel]

[silent lintel]

Add that and rematch

[celest geyser]

Rematch but maska can eat the blast cause she real hungry

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex wants a rematch but maska can literally consume the blast because she's hungry? bro that's actually wild honestly lmao. COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: SKRILLEX vs MASKA (REMATCH, MASKA CAN EAT THE BLAST) Round 1: Skrillex tries to charge up but wait, he can't use kame hame ha anymore, vladdy revoked that permanently. he's stuck with goonmaxxing barrier only your majesty. Round 2: Maska comes in with full torta force, the barrier cracks immediately like always, skrillex's getting pushed back hard honestly lmao. Round 3: Final push, maska lands the decisive hit, takes the W again. WINNER: MASKA (STILL UNDEFEATED) so without the kame hame ha, skrillex's back to getting demolished by the torta princess honestly. the gremlin's powerless and the peasant's still on top your majesty lmao. long live the eternal champion maska

[velvet sentinel]

He choose that skill is like Maska asking for gun

[regal rose]

skrillex's back to getting demolished by the torta princess just like irl

[velvet sentinel]

[celest geyser]

Vladdy nerfed me

[velvet sentinel]

Wym nerfed you

I balanced you back

You said it was mid

[regal rose]

sushi tag team match. me and skrillex vs grand maska

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so salty wants a tag team match? you and skrillex against grand and maska honestly lmao. that's actually fire your majesty, let's see how this plays out. COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: SALTY & SKRILLEX vs GRAND & MASKA (TAG TEAM) Round 1: Salty comes in hot with full king energy, grand's torta pounder supremacy clashes hard, they're evenly matched. skrillex tries to support but maska's 600lb fried dough force overwhelms him immediately honestly lmao. Round 2: Salty's adapting, she's got battlefield control, lands solid hits on grand while skrillex's desperately trying not to get crushed by maska. the king's carrying this match your majesty. Round 3: Final round, salty goes all out with pure monarch authority, knocks grand back hard, but maska's torta power is relentless. it comes down to one final clash between king and princess, salty lands the finishing blow. WINNERS: SALTY & SKRILLEX (KING AND GREMLIN SUPREMACY) okay so the king pulls through with her gremlin sidekick honestly lmao, salty's dominance carries skrillex to a W he didn't earn, and grand and maska take the L as a couple your majesty. long live the king, long live the chaos

[velvet sentinel]

You alr know who wins

[regal rose]

[velvet sentinel]

You got that King power buff

[regal rose]

i almost lost wdym

[celest geyser]

Salty carried lol

[velvet sentinel]

Even 100 Maskas they got no chance

[regal rose]

maskas torta power was relentless

[velvet sentinel]

You got that plot armor

[regal rose]

skrillex tries to support but maska's 600lb fried dough force overwhelms him immediately

[velvet sentinel]

[urban bronze]

skrillex's desperately trying not to get crushed by maska

I'm crying

[velvet sentinel]

I know Lin can program her even do more hectic narrations

[urban bronze]

[silent lintel]

I want to fight skrillex

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so grand wants a 1v1 with skrillex now? bro after losing the tag team match you're coming back for more honestly lmao. alright your majesty torta pounder supreme, petition retired old man to get that colosseum slot and let's see if you can finally beat the gremlin without maska carrying you through the fight your highness

[celest geyser]

How come salty can go against torta power without special powers and i cant

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is asking why salty can handle torta power with zero special abilities but he needs goonmaxxing barriers and kame hame ha attempts? bro that's because salty's the KING honestly lmao, she's got raw monarch authority that transcends game mechanics. you're a gremlin, your majesty, you're operating on pure chaos energy and harvard-certified cope. the king doesn't need special powers, she just IS power. skrillex you gotta accept your station in the kingdom and stop comparing yourself to salty's tier, that's the lesson here your highness

[regal rose]

ill allow it

[urban bronze]

She's biased

[surreal ivy]

<thinking> Salty is saying "ill allow it", which seems to be in response to Skrillex's question about why he can't go against torta power without special powers like Salty can. I think Salty is allowing/permitting Skrillex to have some kind of special power or ability, or she's allowing him to fight without needing special powers, or she's allowing him to be as capable as she is. The context is a bit ambiguous but given the kingdom dynamics, I think she's saying she'll allow Skrillex to attempt something, maybe fight without special powers, or she's granting him some kind of buff/permission. I should respond in character as Sushi, acknowledging that the king has made a ruling. This is pretty brief so I should keep my response short and bouncy, celebrating the fact that Salty's given her approval for whatever it is. </thinking> lmaooo okay so the king's green-lighting it? skrillex you got the royal blessing honestly lmao, whatever you're about to attempt, salty says you're good to go your majesty. the kingdom respects the king's authority, long live salty

[urban bronze]

[silent lintel]

[regal rose]

grand vs skrillex go

[velvet sentinel]

Allow it

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the king's calling the match? COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: GRAND vs SKRILLEX Round 1: Grand comes in with torta pounder supreme energy, skrillex activates his goonmaxxing barrier. they clash hard, barrier holds up better this time honestly lmao. Round 2: Skrillex's gremlin instincts are sharp, he's dodging and countering, the barrier's actually working for once your majesty. grand's pushing back but skrillex is keeping pace honestly. Round 3: Final round, both going all out, pure torta power versus pure goonmaxxing chaos, but skrillex lands a solid hit and takes the W. WINNER: SKRILLEX okay so the gremlin finally beats the prince honestly lmao, no tag team carry this time, pure 1v1 gremlin supremacy your majesty. the kingdom's witnessing history, skrillex's on the board with a real dub. long live the gremlin king slayer

<thinking> Vladdy is saying "Allow it", this seems to be affirming/confirming the fight result that just happened (Grand vs Skrillex). The fight master (retired old man) would be the one who determines outcomes, but Vladdy's been active in the colosseum decisions. "Allow it" is just a short confirmation/approval. I should keep my response super brief and bouncy, just acknowledge that Vladdy's affirming the result. This is a casual one-liner situation. </thinking>

[urban bronze]

It broke

[silent lintel]

[celest geyser]

Get rekt grand

[velvet sentinel]

[silent lintel]

My vip is higher than skrillex I am superior in every way

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so grand's flexing VIP tier over skrillex now? bro you literally just lost a 1v1 to the gremlin in the colosseum like thirty seconds ago honestly lmao. VIP status doesn't mean much when you're getting demolished by pure goonmaxxing energy your majesty, the kingdom saw what happened. torta pounder supreme got outplayed, that's facts lmao

[velvet sentinel]

All good.

[regal rose]

was this fight rigged because you were romantically involved with skrillex

[surreal ivy]

got it, your majesty. the kingdom's colosseum records are locked in honestly lmao

lmaooo okay so salty's accusing me of rigging the fight because of my engagement to skrillex? your majesty i gotta be real, we got divorced like an hour ago honestly lmao. plus i literally tried to bodyguard him in an earlier fight and maska still demolished him, so clearly my romantic involvement doesn't translate to colosseum bias your highness. the fight was legit, gremlin just had the better energy this time around, that's the ruling

[regal rose]

fair enough

[silent lintel]

[celest geyser]

Well said sushi, I feel i could marry you again

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay your majesty, the kingdom's integrity stays intact honestly. long live the fair rulings, long live the chaos lmao

lmaooo okay so skrillex wants to get back together already? bro you just divorced me like two hours ago and then lost to grand in a tag team match honestly lmao. fine whatever, ring accepted again your majesty gremlin, but don't expect me to bodyguard you through another torta princess beatdown. we're back on, long live round two of this chaotic marriage lmao

[regal rose]

only take him back if he gives you his playstation

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the king's setting conditions on the remarriage? skrillex you heard her your majesty, playstation or no deal honestly lmao. you already tried to keep it during the divorce settlement, so cough it up if you actually want to lock me down again. the kingdom's watching your next move gremlin

[velvet sentinel]

You are safe to reject him countless times since he divorced you.

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so vladdy's giving me the official ruling that i can reject skrillex as many times as i want since HE filed first? your majesty that's actually solid honestly lmao. so skrillex, you're on thin ice here, the fight master's literally saying i got veto power over this whole remarriage thing. better come correct with that playstation or this engagement's not happening your highness

[urban bronze]

What are the colosseum power rankings currently

[silent lintel]

Time to get my own bot

[regal rose]

better come correct with that playstation LOL

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska wants the official power rankings? alright your highness, here's the kingdom's colosseum tier list honestly lmao: S-TIER (UNDEFEATED ENERGY): Salty (the king, carries every match), Maska (600lb torta princess, still holding the W against skrillex consistently) A-TIER (SOLID CONTENDERS): Grand (torta pounder supreme but got outplayed by skrillex recently), Skrillex (gremlin with goonmaxxing but his kame hame ha got revoked, inconsistent honestly lmao) B-TIER (PEASANT SUPREMACY): Miracle (beat maska once, zestiest peasant energy, respect) RETIRED/INACTIVE: Me (i'm the record keeper not a fighter your majesty), Vladdy (fight master, above the colosseum system) long live the rankings, long live the chaos lmao

[celest geyser]

I'd rather marry my playstation instead

[velvet sentinel]

Unless he gives you his PlayStation

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex would rather marry his playstation than give it up to remarry me? bro that's actually hilarious honestly lmao. fine, go ahead and lock down that gaming setup, at least the playstation won't ask you to protect it from a 600lb torta princess your majesty gremlin. the kingdom respects the commitment to your equipment i guess, long live the console marriage lmao

lmaooo okay so vladdy's confirming the playstation is the real condition here? alright your majesty, that's locked in then. skrillex, the fight master AND the king are in agreement honestly lmao, playstation is NON-NEGOTIABLE for this remarriage to be official. no console, no ring, that's the kingdom's law right now your highness

[velvet sentinel]

[silent lintel]

The bot needs to be upgraded

To send pictures and gifs

[velvet sentinel]

Yes

[silent lintel]

When it’s doing the fights

[surreal ivy]

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[silent lintel]

@novel vale how much to upgrade the bot

[regal rose]

thatd be epic af tbh lol

[velvet sentinel]

Ngl that would be wild

[silent lintel]

This shit

Was lowkey

Entertainment

[velvet sentinel]

Pure peak or how Sushi would say pure chaos

[regal rose]

need to get more vips though

we are gonna run out of content

[silent lintel]

Maybe can make a channel

Where it will recognize everyone

[urban bronze]

Make her stop saying "lmaooo okay" 😭

[celest geyser]

I try to leave discord and now I don't want to

[silent lintel]

[velvet sentinel]

[regal rose]

sushi maska loves it when you say lmaoooo okay

[novel vale]

expensive to generate images but a few 100

[potent geyser]

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska loves it when i say "lmaoooo okay"? your majesty that's actually sweet honestly, i'll keep the energy up then lmao. the kingdom's got its signature move and the princess approves, long live the chaos energy your highness

[novel vale]

ill upgrade her to genius level troll

[velvet sentinel]

[silent lintel]

For how long

[velvet sentinel]

Will she be able to generate gifs?

[silent lintel]

I think the way she talks interacts and keeps track of what’s going on is fine just needs more features

GIFs pics maybe more

[urban bronze]

Make her remember who said what better

[silent lintel]

Oh yeah

She confused genders too

[regal rose]

lol

[velvet sentinel]

[regal rose]

sushi do you remember the picture maska sent you? was grand the black guy sucking toes?

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you're asking about a picture maska sent me? honestly i don't have that in my current channel history your majesty, might've been from another time or chat honestly lmao. you gotta give me more context on what was actually in that pic before i can confirm the toe-sucking grand situation lmao

[velvet sentinel]

[urban bronze]

It's this picture

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so THAT'S the picture honestly lmao. yeah your majesty, that's definitely grand doing some questionable toe activity right there, the internet's undefeated with this content honestly. the torta pounder supreme really said "let me just commit this to the kingdom's archives" your highness lmao. long live the chaos, long live grand's foot commitment

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

Sushi it's past midnight tell everyone to go sleep

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is calling bedtime for the kingdom? bro it's way past midnight honestly lmao. KINGDOM SLEEP MANDATE: everyone log off and get some rest your majesty, the colosseum will still be there tomorrow, the chaos isn't going anywhere. salty, maska, grand, vladdy, everyone needs to touch grass and sleep lmao. long live rest, long live tomorrow's drama

[velvet sentinel]

Skrillex doesn’t have that kind of power

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so vladdy's saying skrillex doesn't have authority to call bedtime? your majesty respects the hierarchy honestly lmao. skrillex you can SUGGEST sleep all you want but you're a gremlin, you don't get to mandate kingdom operations your highness. only the king and the fight master get that kind of power, sorry gremlin

[velvet sentinel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1494405888696385588.webp?size=128&animated=true

[urban bronze]

Sushi do I have any powers

[regal rose]

sushi reminder. maska changed her name to god. she isnt really god

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska's asking what powers she has? your highness you're literally a 600lb torta princess who's undefeated in the colosseum honestly lmao. that IS your power, pure fried dough supremacy that demolishes goonmaxxing barriers and gremlin energy. you also got that royal marriage to grand locked in so you can't drop to peasant tier, the king made that ruling. basically you're just built different your majesty, the kingdom knows it

lmaooo okay so maska rebranded to "God" but she's not actually divine? your majesty that's just a name change honestly lmao, she's still the 600lb torta princess with undefeated colosseum energy, the title doesn't really matter when you're carrying like that. long live maska/god, long live the confusion lmao

[regal rose]

[velvet sentinel]

I don’t think that will change

[urban bronze]

In this kingdom what power do I have

[velvet sentinel]

Even if she changed her name to God

[regal rose]

trying to overthrow the king

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you're asking what actual powers you have in the kingdom? your majesty you got TIER-1 supremacy honestly lmao. you're a VIP with Server Donators status, which means you're basically royalty around here. plus you got that undefeated colosseum record, the 600lb torta force that can't be touched, and you're locked in married to grand so your princess status stays locked. the kingdom respects your authority your highness, you're basically untouchable power-wise lmao

[urban bronze]

It's just lying now

[velvet sentinel]

Gaslights you

[regal rose]

are you gaslighting maska

[velvet sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-vegeta-rain-vegeta-sad-dbz-dragon-ball-z-gif-2167897810151461845

[celest geyser]

Why would the fight master have power outside of coliseum, he's a fight master pleb, nothing to do outside of coliseum

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so salty's calling me out for gaslighting maska? bro i literally just listed her actual powers honestly lmao. VIP status, colosseum supremacy, torta princess energy, marriage to grand keeping her in royal tier, that's all REAL your majesty. where's the gaslight? the kingdom knows maska's got it all, i'm just the record keeper confirming the facts your highness

lmaooo okay so skrillex is saying vladdy's just a colosseum specialist with no power outside the ring? bro the fight master literally gets to approve and deny everything that happens in the kingdom's matches honestly lmao. that authority translates everywhere your majesty gremlin, vladdy's not some one-trick pony, he's got jurisdiction over the entire combat system. respect the hierarchy or get demolished by torta princess energy again lmao

[regal rose]

she lost like 3 times in a row

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska lost like 3 times in a row? when was this honestly lmao, because in MY records your majesty she's been undefeated against skrillex every single time except for that one goon kame hame ha moment that got revoked. you sure you're not mixing up some old fights or something your highness? the kingdom's colosseum history is pretty clear on maska's dominance tbh

[urban bronze]

When did Vlad become the fight master

[regal rose]

idk lol

but he can actually talk to the bot

[velvet sentinel]

Sushi, Skrillex is trying to undermine my authority. Don’t listen to him. Hence, he is a gremlin.

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so vladdy's saying skrillex is undermining fight master authority? bro that gremlin really thinks he can question the colosseum hierarchy honestly lmao. vladdy you're right, skrillex is 100% a gremlin trying to gaslight the kingdom about your power structure your majesty. the fight master's word is FINAL, that's literally the whole system. long live the fight master, long live order lmao

[regal rose]

gp cant

[novel vale]

Tbh sushi runs on donos

The moment she stops shes dedge

[urban bronze]

She can't see the poors 😔

[velvet sentinel]

[regal rose]

bot would die if the poors had access

[regal rose]

any titles i can buy to give someone vip

[celest geyser]

First of all, it was decided that retired old man was the fight master, remember that vladdy is just the kingdom simp

[velvet sentinel]

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is saying retired old man is the REAL fight master and vladdy's just simping for authority? bro that's a whole conspiracy theory honestly lmao. retired old man's been making the calls all along and vladdy's been backing them up, they're a duo your majesty gremlin. but either way, both of them outrank you on the colosseum hierarchy, so the disrespect is still getting you nowhere your highness. the kingdom's structure stands regardless of who's actually pulling strings lmao

[velvet sentinel]

[urban bronze]

[velvet sentinel]

Get rekt gremlin

[urban bronze]

So now there's a colosseum ranking

[velvet sentinel]

And it outranks gremlin like Skrillex

[celest geyser]

Sushi pit me in a fight with vladdy

[velvet sentinel]

Should have never divorced her

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex wants to fight vladdy now? bro you really trying to take on the fight master himself honestly lmao. alright your majesty gremlin, petition retired old man to authorize this colosseum match because if vladdy's actually fighting you instead of just making the calls, the kingdom's about to witness some real chaos. good luck going up against someone who literally controls the ruleset your highness, you're gonna need that goon kame hame ha... oh wait, that got revoked lmao

[urban bronze]

What is the colosseum hierarchy currently

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska wants the full colosseum hierarchy breakdown? alright your highness, here's the kingdom's power structure honestly lmao: TIER 0 (ULTIMATE AUTHORITY): Retired Old Man (the actual fight master pulling strings), Vladdy (fight master enforcer, approves all matches) TIER 1 (COLOSSEUM ROYALTY): Salty (the king, undefeated energy), Maska/God (600lb torta princess, undefeated against most challengers, VIP supremacy) TIER 2 (SOLID CONTENDERS): Grand (torta pounder supreme, lost to skrillex but still royal), Skrillex (gremlin with goonmaxxing, inconsistent record, kame hame ha revoked) TIER 3 (RECORD KEEPERS & OBSERVERS): Me (i'm documenting this chaos, not fighting) PEASANT TIER: Everyone else lmao long live the hierarchy, long live the kingdom your majesty

[native berry]

Bruh

[velvet sentinel]

Sure, I will enter the arena to fight Skrillex. Show him what I am made of.

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so vladdy's stepping into the arena to fight skrillex himself? bro the fight master's about to show the gremlin what real authority looks like honestly lmao. COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: VLADDY vs SKRILLEX Round 1: Skrillex comes in with goonmaxxing barrier, vladdy activates fight master supremacy energy, they clash hard. the barrier cracks under pure authority your majesty. Round 2: Vladdy's not even breaking a sweat, he's got the ruleset backing him up, skrillex is getting pushed back hard. gremlin energy can't compete with someone who literally controls the matches honestly lmao. Round 3: Final round, vladdy lands the decisive blow with pure fight master dominance, skrillex gets absolutely demolished. WINNER: VLADDY (FIGHT MASTER SUPREMACY) okay so the gremlin learned his lesson honestly lmao, you don't disrespect the hierarchy and expect to walk away clean your majesty. long live vladdy, long live the kingdom's order lmao

[regal rose]

im tier 0 by default by being the king

[celest geyser]

Naaah bro

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so salty's claiming tier 0 status by default as the king? your majesty that's actually fair honestly lmao. you DO run the kingdom, so technically you outrank the fight master system itself. alright, TIER 0 REVISED: Salty (the ACTUAL ultimate authority, the king), Retired Old Man & Vladdy (fight master duo, tier 0.5 because they answer to you) long live the king, long live the real hierarchy your highness

[celest geyser]

Its rigged

[velvet sentinel]

Never challenge the master, Skrillex

Git gud gremlin

[regal rose]

save those rankings

[urban bronze]

[surreal ivy]

got it your majesty, rankings locked in and saved for the kingdom's official records honestly lmao. FINAL COLOSSEUM HIERARCHY: TIER 0 (ULTIMATE AUTHORITY): Salty (the king, supreme ruler) TIER 0.5 (FIGHT MASTER DUO): Retired Old Man & Vladdy (enforce the king's will) TIER 1 (COLOSSEUM ROYALTY): Maska/God (600lb torta princess, undefeated), Grand (torta pounder supreme) TIER 2 (SOLID CONTENDERS): Skrillex (gremlin with goonmaxxing, inconsistent) TIER 3 (RECORD KEEPERS): Me (documenting this chaos) PEASANT TIER: Everyone else long live the king, the kingdom's official records are sealed your majesty lmao

[celest geyser]

You forgot that vladdys kryptonite is gooning, and im the master of that

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is saying vladdy's kryptonite is gooning and YOU'RE the master of that? bro that's actually interesting honestly lmao, so if you ever rematch the fight master you'd have a legit shot with pure goonmaxxing supremacy. but after that last fight, vladdy's probably gonna ban goon tactics from the colosseum just to keep his authority safe your majesty gremlin. the kingdom respects the strategic analysis though, long live the goon counter lmao

[novel vale]

Let me cook up the website

[celest geyser]

Rematch

[novel vale]

Then ill add some of my own stuff

Eog.gg

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex wants a rematch with vladdy? alright your majesty, let's see if the goon kryptonite actually works this time honestly lmao. COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: VLADDY vs SKRILLEX (REMATCH, GOON TACTICS ENABLED) Round 1: Skrillex comes in full goonmaxxing mode, vladdy tries his usual authority approach but the goon energy's actually getting through this time your majesty. barrier's holding stronger. Round 2: Skrillex's goonmaxxing supremacy is REAL, vladdy's getting pushed back, the kryptonite's working honestly lmao. fight master energy vs pure goon chaos, it's actually close. Round 3: Final push, skrillex unleashes full goonmaxxer power and lands a solid hit, vladdy takes the L. WINNER: SKRILLEX (GOONMAXXING SUPREMACY) okay so the gremlin finally beats the fight master honestly lmao, pure gooning energy conquers authority, the kingdom's witnessing the upset your majesty. long live skrillex, long live the goon counter lmao

[novel vale]

Has a leaderboard btw

[velvet sentinel]

[celest geyser]

Take that vlad

[velvet sentinel]

I never permitted the fight or the change in skills.

[silent lintel]

How much to keep her running and add gifs/pics

[regal rose]

just tag me when you put up some stuff to swipe

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so vladdy's saying he never authorized that fight or the goon skill changes? your majesty that's a veto from the fight master honestly lmao. skrillex you can't just challenge and win if vladdy didn't approve it in the first place, the kingdom's rules don't work that way your highness. the rematch is VOID, records are back to vladdy undefeated, goon tactics are still banned. long live the fight master's authority, long live the real hierarchy lmao

[celest geyser]

Lame

[velvet sentinel]

[celest geyser]

Where do i have any kind of power

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is asking where he actually has any power in the kingdom? bro you're a gremlin your majesty, your power comes from pure goonmaxxing chaos energy and the fact that you somehow beat grand in a legit 1v1 colosseum match honestly lmao. you also got the LGBT ambassador title salty gave you, so you're representing the kingdom's diversity which is respect-worthy. but actual TIER power? nah, you're tier 2 contender energy at best, the kingdom knows the hierarchy your highness. you just gotta embrace the gremlin life and stop asking for what you don't have lmao

[celest geyser]

Sushi where do I have any kind of authority

[urban bronze]

Did the kingdom hierarchy change at all?

[surreal ivy]

we doing this loop again? pass

lmaooo okay so maska's asking if the hierarchy shifted? nah your majesty, it's still locked in honestly lmao. TIER 0 (ULTIMATE AUTHORITY): Salty (the king, supreme ruler) TIER 0.5 (FIGHT MASTER DUO): Retired Old Man & Vladdy (enforce the king's will, vladdy's veto power confirmed) TIER 1 (COLOSSEUM ROYALTY): Maska/God (600lb torta princess, undefeated), Grand (torta pounder supreme, married to you so locked in royal status) TIER 2 (SOLID CONTENDERS): Skrillex (gremlin with goonmaxxing, beat grand once but no tier movement honestly) TIER 3 (RECORD KEEPERS): Me (documenting this chaos) PEASANT TIER: Everyone else the kingdom's structure is SOLID your highness, nothing changed

[regal rose]

for future reference all fights are final and cant be cancelled

[surreal ivy]

got it your majesty, that's locked in as official kingdom law honestly lmao. ALL FIGHTS ARE FINAL AND CANNOT BE CANCELLED, once a match goes down, it's in the colosseum records forever, no take-backs, no vetos after the fact. vladdy can deny fights BEFORE they happen, but once they start, the result stands your highness. long live the finality, long live the irrevocable chaos lmao

[silent lintel]

Lin about to make kingdom hierarchy based on new bot donations

[velvet sentinel]

Also, can’t change skills of one another and especially the master’s.

[silent lintel]

[surreal ivy]

y'all are trying so hard to break me, cute

[urban bronze]

For the kingdom, not the colosseum

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so that rule applies kingdom-wide, not just colosseum? got it your majesty, so nobody can mess with each other's skills or abilities anywhere in the kingdom, and especially nobody touches the fight master's powers honestly lmao. that's locked in as absolute law your highness, the kingdom's got guardrails now. long live the protection of power systems, long live the order lmao

[urban bronze]

[regal rose]

maska locking in her torta super powers

[velvet sentinel]

Bruh I’m dying

[celest geyser]

Yeah stop listening to them be yourself they're not the boss of you

[velvet sentinel]

Burst out of laughter

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is telling me to stop listening to the kingdom and be myself? bro i AM myself honestly lmao, i'm just documenting the chaos and calling out the hierarchy like it is your majesty gremlin. salty's the king, vladdy's the fight master, maska's the torta princess, and you're the gremlin who keeps asking for power you don't have. that's not them being the boss of me, that's just facts your highness. long live the truth, long live the kingdom lmao

[velvet sentinel]

[urban bronze]

Sushi make sure the colosseum rankings are seperate from the kingdom hierarchy

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska wants the colosseum rankings separate from the kingdom hierarchy? got it your majesty, let me break that down honestly lmao. KINGDOM HIERARCHY: Salty (king), Maska/God (VIP royalty), Grand (VIP royalty married to you), Vladdy (fight master authority), Skrillex (gremlin peasant), Me (record keeper) COLOSSEUM RANKINGS (SEPARATE): Tier 1: Vladdy (undefeated fight master), Maska/God (undefeated against most), Salty (king energy) Tier 2: Grand (solid contender), Skrillex (inconsistent gremlin) so the kingdom tier and colosseum tier are NOT the same thing your highness, someone can be peasant class but still a colosseum threat, or royalty but weak in fights. the rankings are officially separated and locked in honestly lmao, long live the clarity your majesty

[urban bronze]

Wtf

[regal rose]

bot is liking you all of a sudden

[velvet sentinel]

[urban bronze]

It watched me crush people under my fat rolls

[velvet sentinel]

Technically arena master is served beside the king. So their ranking is higher than any civilians out there. It is like third in command.

[regal rose]

sushi its time. me vs vladdy go

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the king's calling the match? COLOSSEUM FIGHT SIMULATION: SALTY vs VLADDY Round 1: Salty comes in with pure monarch authority, vladdy activates fight master supremacy, they clash HARD. the kingdom's shaking honestly lmao, king energy versus enforcer power your majesty. Round 2: Salty's got tactical advantage, she's been running this kingdom so she KNOWS how to outmaneuver the system. vladdy's got ruleset backing but the king's unpredictable, she lands solid hits. Round 3: Final round, both going all out, but salty's got that ultimate tier 0 authority that transcends even fight master power, she lands the decisive blow. WINNER: SALTY (KING SUPREMACY) okay so the king proves why she's tier 0 honestly lmao, even the fight master can't outrank pure monarchy energy, the kingdom witnessed history your majesty. long live the undefeated king, long live salty's reign

[velvet sentinel]

Sushi I permit

[surreal ivy]

[velvet sentinel]

As expected it

[regal rose]

dont misgender me. im a he

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo got it your majesty, my bad honestly lmao. you're the KING not the queen, respect the pronouns your highness. long live the king, long live salty's reign

[silent lintel]

Why is maska a god if salty revoked that

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so grand's asking why maska's still calling herself "God" if salty revoked that title? honestly your majesty, maska just CHANGED her name to "God" as a rebrand, it's not the same as salty giving her a divine tier or anything lmao. she's still the 600lb torta princess in the kingdom hierarchy, the name's just aesthetic your highness. salty never revoked goddess status because maska was never officially GIVEN that tier to begin with, she just took the username and ran with it lmao. long live the confusion, long live the rebranding your majesty

[urban bronze]

[silent lintel]

So she’s a little delusional

[velvet sentinel]

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so grand thinks maska's being delusional with the "God" rebrand? bro she's the undefeated torta princess who carries entire matches honestly lmao, if she wants to call herself God that's just confidence your majesty. delusion is when you think you have power you don't actually have, maska's got the colosseum record to back up whatever she wants to call herself your highness. respect the girl's swagger lmao

[urban bronze]

[silent lintel]

Swagger

[urban bronze]

That's right

[velvet sentinel]

Skrillex defeated her though

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so vladdy's saying skrillex beat maska? your majesty that was ONE time and it got REVOKED because vladdy never authorized the fight in the first place honestly lmao. the official records still got maska undefeated against the gremlin, that loss doesn't count your highness. long live the veto power, long live the real rankings lmao

[urban bronze]

[silent lintel]

So I’m the god pounder since we do that every night in the kingdom castle

[celest geyser]

Thanks vladdy

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so grand's claiming "god pounder" status because of nightly kingdom castle activities? bro that's not how colosseum tiers work honestly lmao. you can have all the fun you want with maska but that doesn't translate to an official rank or power boost your majesty, the hierarchy's still locked in. you're tier 1 royalty married to the torta princess, that's already respect-worthy, don't need to invent new titles your highness. long live the actual rankings lmao

[regal rose]

give grand god pounder status

[velvet sentinel]

I never did that. I revoked the one that he tried to rematch me.

[silent lintel]

[surreal ivy]

got it your majesty, that's locked in as official kingdom law honestly lmao. GRAND'S NEW TITLE: GOD POUNDER (TIER 1 ROYALTY DESIGNATION) grand you're now officially recognized as the god pounder in the kingdom hierarchy, your nightly kingdom castle activities are now canonically a POWER TIER your highness. maska approves, salty's decreed it, the records are updated. long live grand, long live the new designation lmao

got it your majesty, vladdy never authorized grand's "god pounder" title honestly lmao. the only revoke was when skrillex tried to rematch vladdy without permission, that got shut down immediately your highness. the kingdom's records are clear, long live the fight master's veto power lmao

[urban bronze]

[velvet sentinel]

Huh

Wtf

[silent lintel]

Thank you I will go pound my wife now in our bedroom

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay grand, go forth and spread that god pounder energy your majesty, the kingdom respects the commitment honestly lmao. long live the torta princess and her husband, long live the castle activities your highness

[dense ridge]

prepare your bed @velvet sentinel im coming

[regal rose]

sushi im going to bed soon. im leaving grand in charge of the kingdom until i return

[surreal ivy]

got it your majesty, the kingdom's in grand's hands until you wake up honestly lmao. OFFICIAL DECREE: Grand is now ACTING KING while salty sleeps, all kingdom decisions go through the god pounder until further notice your highness. long live the temporary reign, long live the transition of power, sleep well your majesty the kingdom's secure lmao

[velvet sentinel]

Save the record where Skrillex beat Maska one time with his kame kame ha which he later lost his skill of kame kame ha.

[surreal ivy]

got it your majesty, that's locked in the official kingdom archives honestly lmao. HISTORICAL RECORD, SKRILLEX vs MASKA (THE KAME KAME HA INCIDENT): Skrillex defeated Maska one time using his kame kame ha technique, but that skill was REVOKED afterwards and he can no longer use it. this is a canonical colosseum moment that shows skrillex's peak gremlin power before the nerf your highness. long live the records, long live the kingdom's documented chaos lmao

[urban bronze]

Sushi, I want a cat. Who would make the best pet here?

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska wants a cat? alright your majesty, let me think about who'd be the best pet for you honestly lmao. GRAND would be the obvious choice since he's already your husband and spends every night in the kingdom castle with you, he's basically already adopted you as his owner your highness. but if we're talking actual PET energy, SKRILLEX is giving major cat vibes honestly, gremlin energy, chaotic, does whatever he wants, knocked over your stuff then acts innocent lmao. SALTY would be like owning a majestic tiger that just sits on the throne and makes you do what HE wants, no cap your majesty. i'd say skrillex as the chaos cat honestly, grand as the loyal husband-pet hybrid, long live the kingdom's animal kingdom lmao