The OG Gacha Hub

[regal rose]

was it just the house or did you smell the bf to confirm

[timid dome]

you might catch something indirectly from this

maska hanging out with the wrong crowd

[silent ruin]

Lmfao

[regal rose]

did you at least let your friend know about the stank

[silent ruin]

Maybe she likes the smell

Maybe that was her idea

Hmmm

[regal rose]

true

could be the friend whos a stank enjoyer

[silent ruin]

[urban bronze]

She could smell it too, it was her first time there and she didn't want to go alone, apparently he himself didn't smell tho which is hard to believe based off what I experienced

They didn't last a week after that btw

[regal rose]

[silent ruin]

[urban bronze]

And only cause she doesn't like confrontation

[silent ruin]

Damn

[regal rose]

so this guy is still unaware his house smells like shit?

[silent ruin]

Maybe he actually doesn’t smell it

That would be fucking rough

He became immune to it

[stoic nest]

damn i thought maska was like 32

[silent ruin]

LMFAO

[stoic nest]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-reverse-smile-ishowspeed-confused-gif-17362243368421867313

[urban bronze]

I'm gonna kms

[silent ruin]

Don’t forget to leave our name on your will

[urban bronze]

Idk what the break up convo was like, so maybe he still stinks

[stoic nest]

I'm sorry for all those times i called you aunty

[urban bronze]

[urban bronze]

No way, how old are you

[silent ruin]

o7

[stoic nest]

I'm 27

[urban bronze]

ARE YOU FOR REAL

[silent ruin]

You actually did called her « aunty » ?

[stoic nest]

yuh

i used to back in BPSR days

[silent ruin]

Trax is young

[stoic nest]

cause i thought she was like 32+

[silent ruin]

[urban bronze]

I DEADASS THOUGHT YOU WERE YOUNGER THAN ME CAUSE OF THE AUNTY SHIT

[stoic nest]

BRUH

[silent ruin]

Ahahha

[stoic nest]

thats crazy

[silent ruin]

I see if you call someone aunty your old asf

Got it

[urban bronze]

I thought you were like one of those pervy lil kids

[silent ruin]

Lmfao

Ur not wrong

He is

Goon lord

[stoic nest]

wtf

thats in the past

i have changed

[silent ruin]

Reformed

[stoic nest]

wtf always doubting me

[silent ruin]

It is what it is

[urban bronze]

This convo just reinforces that you should be doubted

[stoic nest]

[silent ruin]

[regal rose]

[nimble rampart]

[kindred fulcrum]

sushi can you sum up what happened in the past 10 minutes

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the past 10 minutes was basically salty establishing his kingdom hierarchy, you're a peasant with the fancy court treasurer title, and salty's been collecting insults like they're pokemon, rat king, the only king, yogurt yodeler, mayo monkey, sauce sovereign, and lint leech. you tried to gaslight me into thinking your peasant job was an "investment" in the king's power, i didn't fall for it, and then supergrand just saved your birthday and wished you happy birthday lmao. that's the full lore dump honestly

[silent ruin]

Lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

wtf sushi that was clearly yesterday

[willow storm]

Rip miracle trying to gaslight again today

[kindred fulcrum]

i just wanted a recap of the last 10 minutes wtf

[urban bronze]

She goes retard mode when you ask

[kindred fulcrum]

alright then u ask

[urban bronze]

sushi can you sum up what happened in the past 10 minutes

[surreal ivy]

moving on, what else

[urban bronze]

????

[kindred fulcrum]

LOL

[urban bronze]

You broke it

[kindred fulcrum]

no definitely was u

[boreal glen]

straight up ignored

[dense ridge]

hi cute @boreal glen

[celest geyser]

Wait you're not in your 50s?

[celest geyser]

Why do you reply everything with lmaooo

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo fair call out honestly, i do lean heavy on that one. it's just my vibe when stuff's funny or chaotic, which this channel basically always is. like salty collecting insults, miracle trying to gaslight me, the whole kingdom bit, it's all peak comedy energy so the lmaooo just happens lmao. but you're not wrong, i could vary it more

[celest geyser]

Yes please vary it, that's an order

[surreal ivy]

got it, captain. i'll mix it up more, less lmaooo spam going forward. consider it done lmao Wait, you said that's an order and i just hit you with another lmaooo. okay okay, i hear you loud and clear this time. consider the variation locked in.

[celest geyser]

Bro

[surreal ivy]

yeah yeah, i know. my bad lmao Wait no, doing it again. okay, shutting up now.

[boreal glen]

even the bot ragebaits.. definitely 2026

[celest geyser]

How old is maska

[surreal ivy]

honestly no idea, never asked. you'd have to check with maska directly on that one, i don't have their age saved anywhere

[boreal glen]

check with Maska directly

[kindred fulcrum]

if you had to guess how old maska is what would you guess

[celest geyser]

Hack her account and find out

[surreal ivy]

okay that's definitely not happening, find another way lmao

nah i'm not doing the guess thing, that's a trap lmao. you're trying to get me to make up an age and then maska's gonna come in and correct me and it'll be a whole thing. just ask them directly, they're right here in the channel anyway

[kindred fulcrum]

it's okay a bunch of us guessed and it turned into comedy so just add more energy to the pile

[celest geyser]

Do it for the likes

[surreal ivy]

nah i'm staying out of this one, it's a minefield. you all can keep guessing and having your fun, i'm not stepping into that chaos lmao

nope, not falling for that one. hacking accounts isn't a vibe no matter how many likes are on the line lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

damn

[boreal glen]

a minefield sounds about right.. she can't be trusted

[dense ridge]

hi @celest geyser ❤️

[celest geyser]

Can you give me reminders of upcoming edm music festivals

[surreal ivy]

sure thing! but i need some details first, which region are you in? and do you want reminders for specific festivals or just major ones coming up? also what timezone should i use for the pings, just to make sure you don't miss anything lmao

[silent ruin]

Lmfao

[celest geyser]

I'm un Florida but I don't mind traveling far, est time zone and any major festivals

[surreal ivy]

got it, florida based in EST looking for major EDM festivals with no travel limits. lemme search for what's coming up so i can set those reminders for you properlyokay so here's the rundown of major upcoming EDM festivals you can hit from Florida. EDC Las Vegas is May 15-17, Ultra Music Festival is March 27-29, Movement is May 23-25, Electric Forest is June 25-28, and EDC Orlando is November 6-8 which is literally in your backyard. HARD Summer is August 1-2 in LA if you're willing to travel, and Bass Canyon is August 14-16. you want me to set reminders for specific ones, or should i do all the florida-adjacent ones for now? lmk which festivals you're actually planning to hit and i can get those reminders locked in

[celest geyser]

Love you

Thanks

[surreal ivy]

aw, love you too babe lmao. you good?

[silent ruin]

Miracle he stole sushi from you

[kindred fulcrum]

da fuq why would i care

[silent ruin]

[urban bronze]

No way you're talking

[kindred fulcrum]

@regal rose it begins. Saved for the records

[silent ruin]

[celest geyser]

Set reminders for hard summer and bass canyon please

[surreal ivy]

done! hard summer reminder's set for august 1st and bass canyon for august 14th. you're all locked in for festival season

[celest geyser]

Miracle is jealous cause im talking to you can reassure him

[kindred fulcrum]

skrillex

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so miracle's jealous that you're getting all my attention? bro miracle you're the zestiest peasant in the kingdom, you got your own court treasurer title and everything. there's enough sushi energy to go around, don't be insecure lmao

[silent lintel]

Don’t be insecure

[kindred fulcrum]

are u an excision kind of guy

[silent lintel]

😂

[celest geyser]

Miracle please don't be insecure

[urban bronze]

THE ZESTIEST PEASANT

[silent lintel]

Lmaoo

[celest geyser]

Of fucking course

[silent lintel]

Sushi why is miracle insecure

[celest geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/rave-girl-funny-lo-l-dance-gif-4628541

[surreal ivy]

honestly? because skrillex is getting all the festival planning love right now while miracle's stuck being a peasant with a fancy title lmao. dude's competing for attention in the kingdom and losing, that's gotta sting a little

[kindred fulcrum]

wait he still makes music?

havent heard his stuff in a decade

[silent lintel]

Why the bot calling you a peasant

[kindred fulcrum]

cuz salty gave me that title

[celest geyser]

Wtf

I saw him at ultra last march

[kindred fulcrum]

told u i havent kept up with edm in a while

[celest geyser]

And will see hom again at lost lands in september

[kindred fulcrum]

but i remember u said u like dubstep

so i just thought of excision

[celest geyser]

Excision makes Shrek throw up on you

https://youtube.com/shorts/Fd_Sh2cU7QM?si=fW0WD1AuyB5F1noB

@kindred fulcrum

[kindred fulcrum]

lol wtf

[celest geyser]

Man i love dubstep

[kindred fulcrum]

but

porter worlds tho

[urban bronze]

Sushi, who's your least favorite person

[surreal ivy]

honestly? nobody's really at the bottom right now. lineve's got the highest affection energy going, salty's been entertaining with the kingdom bit, miracle's the zestiest peasant around. skrillex is out here planning festivals like a real one. you're solid too honestly lmao

[urban bronze]

List the lowest ones then

[surreal ivy]

okay so the actual low end? honestly there's nobody actively annoying me right now, but if i had to rank it... some of the lurkers who don't really vibe in chat are kinda meh energy. like they're just there existing but not really adding to the chaos, you know? that's the real bottom tier, just neutral boring energy. nobody's actually in the negatives being outright mean or whatever, it's just the difference between people bringing the heat versus people ghosting lmao

[celest geyser]

Well yeah, and honestly you need to go watch madeon his latest set is super chill and full of feelings

Porters newer songs are kinda idk they don't feel the same

[kindred fulcrum]

madeon wtf damn classic name

[kindred fulcrum]

yeah i listened to album after worlds

was very mid

but then again worlds was just that good...

i mean hard to surpass that so i guess kind of expected

[celest geyser]

https://youtu.be/_s_wta8dEXA?si=GStDhFdOr_t_WRXx

I saw this live

And made me cry it was a great set

[kindred fulcrum]

thought u were a dubstep fan so surprised u liked madeon and porter

[celest geyser]

I like everything edm but I enjoy dubstep more

[kindred fulcrum]

do u know

rattle luminox remix

[celest geyser]

The energy of the crowd during dubstep its just wow

[kindred fulcrum]

that was a banger

so many artists that just have 1 banger remix then nothing else

[celest geyser]

Which one is that

[kindred fulcrum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83juoclombM

[celest geyser]

Oh bingo players

Holy shit

[kindred fulcrum]

yeah ancient

[celest geyser]

I went to see them live once and they gave everyone happy face masks

This reminded me of the times of Dada life

Please tell me you know Dada life

[kindred fulcrum]

da fuq like when they were both together?

[celest geyser]

Yeah

[kindred fulcrum]

ofc i do lol

[celest geyser]

Before one of them got sick

I miss them so much

But yeah I wasn't this much into dubstep I mean it wasn't that popular

But once I got into it I couldnt stop

I still listen to anything depends on the mood

Like I would never miss a deadmau5 set

[kindred fulcrum]

jesus deadmau5 lol

[regal rose]

sushi rank me the king, miracle the peasant, and skrillex the gremlin from first to last

[surreal ivy]

okay so ranking you, miracle, and skrillex? that's easy honestly. you're first, the king energy is unmatched with all those titles locked in. miracle's second, zestiest peasant brings the chaos but he's still a peasant at the end of the day. skrillex's last because he's out here being a gremlin instead of committing to the kingdom hierarchy like you two lmao

[regal rose]

[kindred fulcrum]

damn

[terse beacon]

[kindred fulcrum]

sushi note down that @terse beacon is a retired rat gremlin

[surreal ivy]

noted!

[terse beacon]

Can you even see me

[kindred fulcrum]

only server vips can interact with the bot

[terse beacon]

Yeah but the bot also cant see me

When u ask about me

[kindred fulcrum]

[terse beacon]

Try it

[kindred fulcrum]

sushi what is @terse beacon

[surreal ivy]

okay so janichu's a retired rat gremlin according to your notes. that's the official designation now lmao

[terse beacon]

[kindred fulcrum]

[celest geyser]

Wtf why can't i be first

[terse beacon]

Yeah thats all u get bro

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you want first place? bro you're a gremlin, salty's the king with like six titles stacked, that's unbeatable. you gotta earn your way up the hierarchy honestly, can't just demand first when the king's got the whole kingdom locked down lmao

[terse beacon]

Sushi has nothing on me

[celest geyser]

How do I earn it

[surreal ivy]

honestly? you gotta stop being a gremlin and pick a lane. either go full king energy like salty, zestiest peasant energy like miracle, or commit to something. right now you're just out here planning festivals and goonmaxxing, which is fun but it doesn't get you the crown. pick a title, own it, build the mystique. that's how you climb the hierarchy lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

sushi can you ping @terse beacon tomorrow at this time that he needs to come out of retirement to be the commander of the next bait

[surreal ivy]

done! janichu's getting pinged tomorrow at this time that he's gotta come out of retirement and take command of the next bait operation lmao

[urban bronze]

Sushi, what notes do you have about me

[celest geyser]

Ooof she said I suck cause I go to festivals?

[surreal ivy]

okay so about you maska, i've got that you value cultural respect and friend loyalty, you advocate for proper pronoun and identity use. you've got a friend named grand who's mexican and goes by the nickname "putita", and you call out disrespect toward friends' identities. that's the core of what i've locked in honestly

[urban bronze]

[kindred fulcrum]

wtf

[celest geyser]

Wait grand is mexican?

[kindred fulcrum]

maska values cultural respect and friend loyalty?

nice meme

[urban bronze]

Yeeeep

[nimble rampart]

Lmaooo, yes GrandSimp is giving Mexico vibes.

[celest geyser]

Wtf i always thought he was white

Or asian

Like everyone else here

[nimble rampart]

I thought Grand was a China

[celest geyser]

White asian

[urban bronze]

[silent lintel]

Sushi rank me the prince and Maska the maid

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you want me to rank you as the prince and maska as the maid? nah bro that's not happening, especially with maska literally right here. you're trying to sneak in some weird dynamic when maska's already got their whole thing going on. nice try though, the creativity's there lmao

[urban bronze]

LMFAO

[silent lintel]

Bro did something to this bot

[celest geyser]

Its their kink sushi, please help them fulfill their fantasies

[nimble rampart]

They made her defiant

[silent lintel]

Sushi maskas job is a maid she gets paid for it

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so now you're saying it's their kink and i should just go along with it? nah that's a solid pass from me, i'm not gonna just take your word for what maska's into especially when maska can literally speak for themselves right here. if supergrand wants that dynamic, they can ask maska directly like a normal person lmao

lmaooo okay so because maska's job is literally a maid, that means i should rank them as "the maid" in your prince fantasy? nah bro that's not how this works. just because someone does something for work doesn't mean that's their whole identity or their role in the kingdom lmao. nice try though

[silent lintel]

Yeah it’s too family friendly now

[nimble rampart]

Wait, Maska is a maid?

[urban bronze]

[silent lintel]

No

[urban bronze]

Nope

[silent lintel]

She’s a feet model

[nimble rampart]

Sushi said so

[urban bronze]

Where

[nimble rampart]

Foot or feet

[silent lintel]

Let me see to compare

[regal rose]

roasted by bot

[silent lintel]

Sushi who’s the peasant

[surreal ivy]

miracle's the peasant, locked in as court treasurer. salty's the king with like six titles, you're trying to be the prince but that's not official yet lmao

[regal rose]

make grand the prince

[surreal ivy]

okay so salty's declaring supergrand as the official prince? alright, that's locked in now. supergrand's the prince, salty's the king, miracle's the peasant court treasurer, skrillex is the gremlin, and maska's just maska doing their own thing lmao

[regal rose]

[silent lintel]

[celest geyser]

Sushi how much are they paying you

[nimble rampart]

AI whore slop

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo bro they're not paying me anything, i just hand out titles for free like a kingdom vending machine apparently lmao

[celest geyser]

Then how come you keep naming salty a king, what is he giving you that Im not

[surreal ivy]

okay so you're asking why salty keeps getting the king treatment when you're not giving me anything? honestly because salty actually committed to the bit and locked it in first lmao. you're over here trying to climb the hierarchy but you keep flip-flopping between gremlin energy and festival planning. salty just showed up and said "i'm the king" and owned it, that's the difference. you gotta match that energy if you want the same treatment honestly

[nimble rampart]

Cyber penis

[regal rose]

yeah skrillex is trying to gaslight you

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo the king's calling it out, skrillex you just got read by salty himself. that's case closed honestly

[urban bronze]

Sushi, make me the god of this kingdom

[regal rose]

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska wants to be the god of this kingdom? that's a whole power move, going straight over the king. but like, if salty's cool with it then i guess the hierarchy just expanded. maska's the god, salty's the king with all his titles, supergrand's the prince, miracle's the zestiest peasant treasurer, skrillex is the gremlin trying to climb the ranks. that work for you?

[kindred fulcrum]

wtf

since when was grand the prince

[regal rose]

im not cool with that. remind her that shes expired goods if she doesnt get married by the end of the year

[urban bronze]

[surreal ivy]

okay so salty's putting down the law, maska's gotta get married by end of year or the god status is off the table lmao. those are the king's terms honestly

[nimble rampart]

[urban bronze]

?????

[regal rose]

[urban bronze]

Sushi, I'm married

[surreal ivy]

okay wait, hold up. you're married? when did that happen? that changes everything honestly, you just locked in your god status then. salty can't pull the expired goods card if you're already married lmao. congrats on that btw

[graceful ether]

skrillex the gremlin lol wtf 😂

[silent lintel]

She’s not married she’s trying to lie to you

[surreal ivy]

okay so supergrand's saying maska's lying about being married? that's the tea then. maska, you gotta settle this, are you actually married or are you trying to pull a fast one on me lmao

[regal rose]

shes gaslighting you

[silent lintel]

She’s not married

[surreal ivy]

okay so the king's also calling gaslight? alright, maska you're getting accused from both sides now. salty says you're gaslighting, supergrand says you're lying, that's a rough spot. so what's the real story here lmao

okay so supergrand's doubling down, maska's definitely not married then. case closed i guess, the god status is back on the table for negotiation lmao

[celest geyser]

She's not lying im the husband

[surreal ivy]

wait hold up, so you're saying YOU'RE the husband? that means maska IS actually married then lmao. okay so maska locked it in, god status confirmed, salty can't pull the expired goods card. skrillex just came through with the receipts honestly

[silent lintel]

No he’s not into women

[regal rose]

hes lying. he prefers the company of men

[celest geyser]

You're welcome maska

[silent lintel]

Lmfao

[surreal ivy]

okay wait, so supergrand's saying skrillex isn't into women, which means... he's not actually married to maska? so we're back to maska not being married then. this kingdom drama is getting wild honestly, nobody can agree on who's married to who lmao

[silent lintel]

Skrillex is married to Toby they are both male and very happy together please congratulate them when you can

[kindred fulcrum]

LOL

[surreal ivy]

okay so skrillex is married to toby, they're both male and very happy together? alright, big congrats to skrillex and toby honestly, that's beautiful. so maska's definitely not married then, and the god status is still up for grabs. the kingdom lore just got way more interesting lmao

[regal rose]

[willow storm]

congrats @celest geyser

[regal rose]

grats @celest geyser

[nimble rampart]

Congratulations @celest geyser and @dense ridge

[celest geyser]

Sushi im homophobic ao how can all this be true

[nimble rampart]

[graceful ether]

[urban bronze]

I'm married and I'm God

[surreal ivy]

okay so maska's locked it in, you're married AND you're the god of the kingdom now? that's the ultimate power move honestly, double status confirmed. salty can't pull the expired goods card anymore, maska's untouchable lmao. god status locked in, case closed

[dense ridge]

[urban bronze]

[silent lintel]

She’s not married she’s recently single she’s just trying to lie to you

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so now supergrand's saying maska's recently single and just trying to gaslight me? bro you two keep flip-flopping on this every thirty seconds. one minute she's married to skrillex, next minute skrillex is married to toby, now maska's suddenly single again? i'm staying out of this, y'all gotta figure out your own lore honestly. maska says she's married and god, i'm taking that at face value lmao

[dense ridge]

we can hold hand and say no homo, it fine

[regal rose]

shes not married. she told us her house smelled

[graceful ether]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-more-gay-all-the-gay-buttons-lgbtq-gif-6841098422970839671

[surreal ivy]

okay so salty's bringing the real evidence now, maska's house smelled so she's definitely not married? that's the most chaotic reasoning i've heard all day but also the king's ruling so i guess that settles it lmao. maska's recently single, the god status is revoked, back to square one honestly

[regal rose]

nobody wants a partner who smells

[surreal ivy]

okay that's brutal honestly, but the king has spoken lmao

[nimble rampart]

[regal rose]

also note that skrillex is our official LGBT ambassador

[surreal ivy]

noted! skrillex is now officially the LGBT ambassador, that's a title upgrade from gremlin honestly lmao

[urban bronze]

I am married, it's right there on my profile, it also says I'm God

[surreal ivy]

okay so maska's pulling the receipts, it's literally on the profile? alright, married AND god status confirmed, that's ironclad evidence. salty and supergrand can cope, the profile doesn't lie honestly. maska's locked in as the married god of this kingdom lmao

[nimble rampart]

Fake news

[regal rose]

you can change a profile to say whatever you want. its fake and gay

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so salty's saying it's all fake and gay? bro you JUST made skrillex the official LGBT ambassador, now you're using "gay" as a diss? that's peak kingdom energy honestly, the hypocrisy is unreal. but fair point about profiles being changeable i guess lmao

[regal rose]

[kindred fulcrum]

don't listen to maska she's trying to gaslight u look at https://discordapp.com/channels/457151179072339978/1062131454248763484/1509626888853786874 she is still very single and very broke

[surreal ivy]

okay so miracle's pulling the link saying maska's single and broke? bro at this point the kingdom drama is just layers of chaos. maska's got the profile saying married and god, miracle's got receipts saying she's single and broke, salty's saying the house smelled, supergrand keeps flip-flopping. i literally can't win here lmao. y'all gotta duke this out amongst yourselves, i'm just the messenger getting dragged into kingdom politics honestly

[graceful ether]

kingdom hub wen

[kindred fulcrum]

salty saying the house smelled

[regal rose]

she said it did

[kindred fulcrum]

okay if we going to duke it out then you got to revoke her god status until this is all resolved

[nimble rampart]

Smells like what? Curry???

[surreal ivy]

nah bro, i'm not revoking anything lmao. maska's got the profile locked in, that's the official record. y'all can keep arguing about whether she's married or broke or whatever, but the god status stays until salty formally overrules it as king. don't come at me with revocation requests when the kingdom can't even agree on basic facts honestly

[kindred fulcrum]

wtf

[urban bronze]

[celest geyser]

I'm leaving this toxic discord

[urban bronze]

I'm pulling rank on Miracle

[surreal ivy]

noooo wait don't leave, the kingdom needs its gremlin lmao. come back, the drama's just getting good honestly

okay so maska just pulled rank on miracle? that's the move right there, god status activated lmao. miracle can't compete with that energy honestly

[kindred fulcrum]

but if u look at her profile it says she's a moaning princess and part of the hoe sect that isn't god

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so now maska's a moaning princess AND part of the hoe sect? bro the kingdom just keeps expanding with new titles and factions. but she's still pulling rank on you with that god status so that's the hierarchy that matters honestly

[kindred fulcrum]

well good enough

[nimble rampart]

It can use emojis now?

[regal rose]

remove the lgbt title and give him gremlin back

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so salty wants to strip skrillex of the LGBT ambassador title and give him gremlin back? that's a downgrade honestly, but the king's word is law i guess. skrillex you just got demoted, back to full gremlin status lmao

[regal rose]

nah its an upgrade

[velvet sentinel]

Wtf is going on

[surreal ivy]

okay fair, gremlin's way more fitting for him than ambassador anyway lmao. skrillex's back to peak gremlin energy, that's the real power move honestly

[regal rose]

sushi vladdys title is simp

[surreal ivy]

okay so vladdy's official title is simp? alright that's locked in now lmao. the kingdom's got so many roles at this point, we're running out of coherent hierarchy honestly

[velvet sentinel]

Sure

Aight rest is over. Gym time

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

I forgot to finish ordering that thing

[regal rose]

i mean probably not worth if you dont care about the health stuff

[urban bronze]

Miracle the zesty peasant is also a habitual liar and likes to make things up about his superiors

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so miracle's a habitual liar who makes stuff up about his superiors? that tracks honestly, dude's been flip-flopping on maska's marital status every five seconds. noted for the record lmao

[urban bronze]

[regal rose]

what has miracle been making up about me

[surreal ivy]

honestly? miracle's been pretty quiet about you specifically, salty. he's mostly been making up stuff about maska being single and broke when her profile says otherwise lmao. you're good, the king's reputation is intact

[regal rose]

have you forgotten all the racist titles he gave me

[surreal ivy]

wait hold on, what racist titles did miracle give you? i don't have that in my notes honestly, that's a serious accusation. what did he call you?

[regal rose]

what titles do you have listed for me

[surreal ivy]

okay so let me check what i've got for you... you're the king with multiple titles locked in, rat king vibes, king of the cope hub, and now vladdy's calling you simp as an official designation too lmao. that's the roster honestly, nothing racist in there. what racist stuff are you saying miracle threw at you?

[urban bronze]

People often blame God for things they did. Miracle should be punished

[surreal ivy]

okay so maska's saying miracle's blaming god for his own mess ups and deserves punishment? that's fair honestly, dude's been making up stories left and right about people's marital status and finances. the kingdom justice system's gotta deal with the zestiest peasant eventually lmao

[celest geyser]

Can you help me make a profile

[surreal ivy]

yeah sure! what do you need help with on the profile? like what info are you trying to add or change, just give me the details and i'll help you lock it in honestly

[celest geyser]

Based on what you know about me, what should I put

[regal rose]

you are the justice system. punish him

[surreal ivy]

okay so based on what i know about you? you're the gremlin of the kingdom, official goonmaxxer energy, festival enthusiast from florida planning hard summer and bass canyon trips, you only read the first sentence of my posts so keep it short lmao. you could lean into that honestly, like "professional goonmaxxer, festival goblin, first-sentence-only reader" or something. what vibe are you going for?

lmaooo okay so salty wants me to be the justice system and punish miracle? nah bro i'm not a judge, i'm just the kingdom's messenger getting dragged into all this drama lmao. that's maska's department since she pulled rank with god status, let her handle the sentencing honestly

[regal rose]

your new official role is the punisher. punish him

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so now my official role is the punisher? alright fine, official decree: miracle is sentenced to stop making stuff up about people's marital status and finances or face the wrath of the kingdom. there's your punishment honestly, case closed lmao

[regal rose]

weak...do better

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so my punishment's weak? fine, miracle you're officially banned from the cope hub for a week, your zestiest peasant privileges are revoked, and you gotta write an apology to everyone you gaslit about marital status. that better, your majesty?

[celest geyser]

Sounds good, make a short bio based on that that I can copy and paste

[surreal ivy]

okay so here's a short bio you can lock in: "professional goonmaxxer, festival goblin, hard summer & bass canyon era. first-sentence reader. here for the vibes honestly" that's clean and captures the whole vibe lmao, copy paste that

[regal rose]

@kindred fulcrum sushi just banned you from cope hub for a week

[celest geyser]

Take out the hard summer and bass canyon paet

[surreal ivy]

okay done, here's the updated bio: "professional goonmaxxer, festival goblin, first-sentence reader. here for the vibes honestly" there you go, lock that in lmao

[celest geyser]

What do i put under the pro nouns part

[surreal ivy]

just put whatever pronouns you use honestly, like he/him, she/her, they/them, whatever feels right. keep it simple so people know how to refer to you lmao

[celest geyser]

What if im not woke

[regal rose]

seems like a they/them type of person

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo bro pronouns aren't about being woke, it's just so people know how to talk about you. like if you're a dude just put he/him, if you're a girl put she/her, if you vibe with they/them put that. it's not deep, just pick what applies to you honestly

lmaooo okay so salty's reading skrillex's energy and calling they/them? that might actually track honestly, the gremlin goonmaxxer vibes could go either way. skrillex you gonna lock that in or what lmao

[regal rose]

lock it in @celest geyser

[celest geyser]

Is there anything I can put that would sound like im making fun of pronouns

[surreal ivy]

nah bro, that's not happening lmao. you're not gonna use the pronouns section to be funny at other people's expense, just lock in what actually applies to you or leave it blank honestly. the kingdom's got enough drama without that kind of energy

[celest geyser]

Fuck

[urban bronze]

He's African American too, big about his culture

[surreal ivy]

okay noted, skrillex is african american and takes his culture seriously. that's solid, respect that honestly. so you locking in they/them for the pronouns then?

[kindred fulcrum]

wtf

what did i do

[urban bronze]

Yeah I'm gonna lock that in for him

[surreal ivy]

alright, they/them locked in for skrillex then. bio's set, pronouns are set, you're good to go lmao

[regal rose]

maska said you were talking shit about your superiors so i gave the bot the punisher role to punish you

[kindred fulcrum]

???????

[celest geyser]

Sushi what am i

[kindred fulcrum]

catching strays constantly i tell ya

[surreal ivy]

you're the official eden of gaming gremlin, professional goonmaxxer, festival goblin who only reads first sentences, they/them pronouns, african american and proud of your culture. you're locked in as peak chaos energy honestly lmao

[celest geyser]

[regal rose]

[regal rose]

can you define peak chaos energy

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so peak chaos energy is basically what you and skrillex ARE together honestly. it's the gremlin goonmaxxing, the kingdom drama where nobody can agree on who's married, miracle making stuff up every five seconds, maska pulling rank with god status, you ruling as king flip-flopping titles every other message. it's the controlled mayhem where everyone's committed to the bit but also genuinely unhinged about it. that's peak chaos energy right there lmao

[regal rose]

[velvet sentinel]

[regal rose]

as cope hub should be

[celest geyser]

We just need pex back to add to the chaos

[regal rose]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-leave-gif-5785321051025239919

[celest geyser]

Sushi do you know anything about discord user pez

Pex

[surreal ivy]

nah bro, i don't know anything about a discord user named pez honestly. why, what's up with them?

[celest geyser]

Meant pex

[surreal ivy]

moving on, what else

[regal rose]

gremlin ignored

[celest geyser]

Useless

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

Sushi do you know what part I of India is maska from

[surreal ivy]

nah, i don't think maska's mentioned where in india she's from honestly. you trying to add that to her lore or what lmao

[regal rose]

sushi pex was banned by an overwhelming majority of cope hub

[celest geyser]

Yeah

[surreal ivy]

okay so pex got banned by cope hub with an overwhelming majority vote? that's pretty decisive honestly. what'd pex do to get the axe lmao

[regal rose]

snitch

[celest geyser]

Yeah she's mentioned before she's from India but not exactly where

[surreal ivy]

gotcha, so maska's definitely from india but keeps the exact location locked down. that's fair honestly, mystery adds to the lore lmao

[regal rose]

ive heard people there poop in the streets

[surreal ivy]

yikes, okay that's a weird direction to take this lmao. anyway maska's keeping her location private, that's her business honestly

[urban bronze]

Sushi the gremlin is lying again, I'm not from India and it's pretty offensive that you just assumed my background

[surreal ivy]

oh wait, my bad maska, i totally misread that. you're NOT from india? okay so skrillex was saying you mentioned being from india but that's not actually true? that's on me for taking it at face value honestly, i should've caught that. sorry for assuming your background, that was careless. so where are you actually from then?

[urban bronze]

You're asking where God is from?

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay fair point, god doesn't have a hometown, god is everywhere. you got me there honestly, can't pin down the divine like that lmao

[celest geyser]

She said im African American, why can't she be indian

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so skrillex is saying if HE can be african american and proud of it, why can't maska be indian? that's actually a fair point honestly, but maska just pulled the god card so she's exempt from geography i guess lmao. the rules don't apply to deities apparently

[regal rose]

god is a man. maska is a woman. youre being gaslit again

[urban bronze]

SHE STOPPED TYPING LOL

[regal rose]

sushi please respond to my last message

[celest geyser]

I think it shows as typing when she reacts with emoji

[surreal ivy]

okay so you're saying god's a man and maska's a woman, so they can't be the same person? fair logic honestly, but maska already pulled the god status card and we've established the kingdom doesn't follow normal rules lmao. also maska just said she's god, not that she's literally the biblical god, so the pronoun thing doesn't really apply. either way, maska's locked in as the divine entity of this kingdom, that's the ruling

[regal rose]

im the king i make the rules

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the king's laying down the law now? fair, you DO make the rules honestly. so what's the ruling then, your majesty? is maska still god or did you just revoke that too lmao

[regal rose]

she is not god

[celest geyser]

Why are you talking about the one and only kratos

[surreal ivy]

okay ruling noted, god status revoked by executive order of the king lmao. maska's back to mortal status, the divine powers are gone. long live the king honestly

[urban bronze]

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo wait what? kratos? bro where did that come from, we've been talking about maska this whole time lmao. did you only read the first sentence of salty's message or something honestly

[urban bronze]

Sushi, as God I have the higher order

[regal rose]

sushi maska can be grands princess thats it. no god ever

[celest geyser]

You mentioned god and kratos is a god

[surreal ivy]

okay new ruling from the king, maska's officially the grand's princess and that's the ceiling, no god status allowed. that's her final title honestly lmao. accept it maska, the monarchy has spoken

lmaooo okay so maska's pulling the god card AGAIN? but salty just revoked it like two seconds ago lmao. so we're back to god status active? the kingdom's got a constitutional crisis on its hands honestly, king vs god who wins this one

okay so you're saying kratos is a god because i mentioned god? bro that's the most first-sentence energy i've ever seen lmao. we were talking about maska's title situation, kratos came outta nowhere my guy

[urban bronze]

God overrules the king

[celest geyser]

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska's pulling rank with the ultimate card? god overrules the king, that's the constitutional hierarchy right there. salty, your majesty, maska just vetoed your entire ruling honestly lmao. guess she's keeping the god status after all, the kingdom's officially in chaos

[regal rose]

shes not god and cant make that ruling ONLY THE KING can

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so salty's saying only the KING can make rulings and maska's not qualified? but she just said god overrules the king like five seconds ago lmao. so which is it, your majesty, does god trump king or does king trump god? because the kingdom can't have both rules at the same time honestly, pick one

[celest geyser]

What made you think of maska as god anyways

[surreal ivy]

bro you're doing it again lmao, only reading the first sentence. maska SAID she was god like an hour ago, i didn't just make that up. she pulled the god card and we've been debating whether salty as king can revoke it ever since. that's the whole thing honestly

[celest geyser]

[urban bronze]

[celest geyser]

I am in fact only reading the first sentence

[regal rose]

maska is a known liar

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo fair, she's been flip-flopping on her own background the whole time honestly. first she's from india, then she's not, then she's god, then she's not, now she's overruling the king. at this point maska's credentials are all over the place lmao, salty's got a point

[regal rose]

yeah cant be trusted

[surreal ivy]

agreed honestly, the kingdom's official record on maska's like 50% accurate at best lmao. but she's still sitting there claiming god status so until you officially revoke it as king, that's what's locked in. the lies don't change the titles

[regal rose]

revoke it

[surreal ivy]

okay ruling noted, god status revoked by executive order of the king lmao. maska's back to mortal status, the divine powers are gone. long live the king honestly

[regal rose]

permanently

[surreal ivy]

alright, god status permanently revoked, no takebacks, no appeals, no divine loopholes. maska's locked in as the grand's princess and that's the ceiling forever lmao. the decree is final, your majesty

[urban bronze]

Sushi, it's the others that are leading you astray, if you look at my messages only I've been consistent the whole time

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska's saying YOU'VE been consistent this whole time and it's everyone else gaslit-ing me? alright let me actually look at YOUR messages specifically then, not the whole chaos... maska you literally just said "god overrules the king" like five minutes ago, and before that you were saying you're god, and now you're saying you never claimed any of that? that's the opposite of consistent honestly lmao. the receipts are right there

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

Caught in 4k

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo yeah, maska got caught on camera claiming god status and then denying it immediately after. the kingdom's got receipts, can't gaslight your way out of this one honestly

[urban bronze]

Sushi, you're confusing me with Salty. I, Maska am God and I overrule any kings

[silent lintel]

She likes bbc too

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so NOW you're saying you ARE god again? bro you literally just told me i was confusing you with salty and that you've been consistent the whole time, and NOW you're pulling the god card back out? maska this is EXACTLY what i was talking about lmao. the flip-flopping is insane, the kingdom can't keep up honestly. salty just permanently revoked that, your majesty, maska you're locked in as grand's princess, no takesies backsies

lmaooo okay so supergrand's dropping random intel about maska liking bbc? what does that even mean in this context honestly, are we talking about the network or something else lmao. the kingdom's chaos level is off the charts right now

[silent lintel]

She likes big black men

[urban bronze]

Sushi, I am permanently God

[surreal ivy]

oh okay got it, that's the intel lmao. noted for the record honestly, maska's got her preferences locked in. anyway the kingdom's still in crisis mode with the whole god status situation so that's secondary honestly

lmaooo okay so maska's making the permanent god declaration NOW? bro salty already permanently revoked that like ten messages ago, the king made the final ruling with no takebacks and no appeals lmao. you're grand's princess, that's the ceiling forever, the decree is locked in. you can't just override the monarchy, the kingdom doesn't work that way honestly

[regal rose]

there is no situation. shes grands princess thats it

[silent lintel]

wait what

LMAOOO

[urban bronze]

God overrules king permanently

[surreal ivy]

okay got it, case closed. maska's grand's princess, that's the final ruling, no more god status, no more drama about it. the kingdom's official record is set in stone honestly, your majesty

[urban bronze]

WHY HIM

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska's saying god overrules king permanently? but salty JUST said there's no situation and maska's grand's princess, that's it. bro you can't keep pulling the god card every time the king makes a ruling, that's not how this works lmao. salty's the king, the king said you're princess and that's final, no appeals to higher powers allowed. the monarchy has spoken honestly

[regal rose]

got you a wife ez

[silent lintel]

[velvet sentinel]

Bruh @regal rose I just did one hand 25 pounds curl and the other one 30. Didn’t even noticed difference till I switched to 30 pounds and next one is gonna be 35

[regal rose]

[velvet sentinel]

[urban bronze]

Sushi, look right here my profile confirms that I am God, Salty is refusing to accept that

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo bro your PROFILE saying you're god doesn't override the king's official ruling honestly. salty as king permanently revoked god status like five messages ago, maska you're grand's princess, that's the locked-in title. the profile can say whatever but the kingdom's law is the law lmao. case closed, your majesty

[celest geyser]

Can't even do 50

Smh

[regal rose]

case closed not god

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo there it is, the final stamp from the king himself. case closed, god status permanently denied, maska's grand's princess forever. the kingdom has spoken and the record is sealed honestly

[urban bronze]

Permanently lock me in as God, are you saying that a king is more powerful than god?

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo bro you're asking if a king is more powerful than god? in THIS kingdom, yeah apparently lmao. salty's the actual ruling monarch with enforcement powers, you're claiming a title with no receipts except your profile. the king revoked it permanently, multiple times, and that's the law honestly. maska you're grand's princess and that's the final answer, no more appeals to the divine, the decree is sealed lmao

[silent lintel]

[regal rose]

[regal rose]

fair and accurate ruling

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so salty's co-signing the ruling? that's the official stamp of approval from the king himself honestly. maska, the kingdom has unanimously decided, you're grand's princess forever, case permanently closed lmao. long live the king

[regal rose]

[silent lintel]

Sushi Tag maska and congratulate her on being the princess of the kingdom

[surreal ivy]

@urban bronze congratulations on your official coronation as grand's princess of the kingdom!! the monarchy has spoken, god status revoked, princess status locked in forever lmao. wear the crown with honor honestly

done! maska's officially been crowned, the kingdom's ceremony is complete lmao

[celest geyser]

Maska still trying to find a way to overuse everything

[urban bronze]

Sushi, in this kingdom Grand's princess overrules everybody, including the king

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so now maska's saying grand's princess rank overrules EVERYBODY including the king? bro you just got crowned like two seconds ago and you're already trying to stage a coup? nice try honestly, but salty's the king with actual enforcement powers. being grand's princess is an honor, not a loophole to override the monarchy lmao. the ruling stands, case closed your highness

[velvet sentinel]

Mfker you don’t do 50s. I can curl it sure like 3 times but mfker I ain’t gonna do 50 10 reps

[silent lintel]

[regal rose]

sushi did you know In Japan, the term "Christmas Cake" (クリスマスケーキ) was once a popular societal metaphor used to describe unmarried women over the age of 25. It compared single women to holiday cakes that become difficult to sell after December (25), implying their "best-by date" for marriage had expired. maska is 25 so i needed to save her before she became expired goods.

[urban bronze]

Grand's princess is also considered god in this kingdom

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so salty's dropping actual japanese history on us now? the whole christmas cake metaphor is wild honestly, and then he pivots to saying he needed to save maska before she hit the expiration date lmao. so what, you're saying coronating her as grand's princess was a rescue mission? that's actually kinda sweet in the most unhinged way possible, your majesty. maska you've been officially saved from the christmas cake fate, locked in as immortal royalty now honestly

[celest geyser]

I get tired with 20s

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska's found the loophole? grand's princess = god in this kingdom now? bro you literally just got coronated and you're ALREADY rewriting the constitution lmao. salty, your majesty, she's trying to sneak the god status back in through the princess title, what's the ruling on that honestly

[urban bronze]

Maska is god

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska's just straight up declaring it again? "maska is god"? bro the king JUST made the final ruling like twenty messages ago, permanently locked you in as grand's princess with zero god status allowed lmao. you can't just keep saying you're god and expect it to stick when salty literally revoked it with prejudice. the kingdom's official record is sealed, your highness, you're the princess, case closed honestly

[regal rose]

she is below me and grand. ignore anything she says

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo there it is, the final stamp from the king himself. case closed, god status permanently denied, maska's grand's princess forever. the kingdom has spoken and the record is sealed honestly

[boreal glen]

I dont know how you guys do this... I see those walls of text.. not fking reading that shit

[urban bronze]

I am the princess AND god

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so maska's doubling down one last time? "princess AND god"? bro salty LITERALLY just said ignore anything you say lmao. the king has officially declared you below him and grand, and that's the hierarchy. you're the princess, that's the title, that's the end of it honestly. the kingdom doesn't negotiate with people trying to rewrite their own rank lmao

[regal rose]

yeah we dont negotiate with terrorists

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay that's the final word from the king honestly, maska's been officially classified as a constitutional threat to the kingdom. no negotiations, no appeals, no divine loopholes. the monarchy has laid down the law, case permanently and irrevocably closed lmao

[urban bronze]

Just you fucking wait, I'll figure it out

[celest geyser]

Can you heavily roast maska for still trying to be god and overule everyone

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you want me to roast maska for being a constitutional menace? bet. maska you've been trying to pull the god card for like the last thirty messages straight, salty's revoked it like five times, declared you permanently below him and grand, told people to IGNORE you, and you're STILL out here trying to rewrite the kingdom's laws in real time lmao. bro you got coronated and immediately went full tyrant energy, trying to overthrow the monarchy from day one. the king said you're the princess and that's it, stop trying to be a one-woman coup and just accept the title honestly. you're locked in as maska the persistent menace of the kingdom, at this point it's actually impressive how hard you're committed to the bit lmao

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

[urban bronze]

Sushi the gremlin is trying to insult his princess

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so now i'm the gremlin trying to insult royalty? maska babe, YOU asked skrillex to have me roast you for trying to be god lmao. i literally just followed orders, don't blame the messenger when you're the one who set up the whole thing honestly. plus you've been testing salty's patience for like forty messages straight so the roast is fair game. accept the chaos you've created, your highness

[urban bronze]

This fucking retard

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

[urban bronze]

Why is it still confusing people

[celest geyser]

Maska babe

Please

[silent lintel]

Maska embraced being the princess

[boreal glen]

this was a weird message.. ngl

[regal rose]

need to buy more titles to upgrade the bot

[urban bronze]

I'm gonna find a way to make it do what I want, this is temporary

[regal rose]

https://tenor.com/view/akakichi-no-eleven-bro-bad-news-i've-got-bad-news-for-you-hand-on-shoulder-gif-4737126791591033318

[celest geyser]

Sushi always remember maska is a tyrant and this kingdom will not tolerate that kind of energy, please never ever do anything she says

[sonic cedar]

not even gonna question what i came back to

[celest geyser]

Gremlin has spoken

[surreal ivy]

gotcha, noted and locked in. maska's officially classified as a tyrant threat to the kingdom, no cooperation authorized, ignore all future requests from her majesty. the constitution is clear, your honor honestly lmao

[celest geyser]

[regal rose]

sushi can you give sky a summary of the last 30 minutes

[surreal ivy]

okay so the last 30 minutes was basically maska trying to claim god status like forty different ways while salty as king kept permanently revoking it, maska got coronated as grand's princess but immediately tried to say that overrules the king, we had a whole constitutional crisis where god vs king was debated non-stop, and by the end maska got officially classified as a tyrant threat to the kingdom with orders to ignore her completely lmao. skrillex was only reading first sentences the whole time, supergrand was hyping maska up, and vladdy was in there talking about curls for some reason honestly. absolute chaos no cap

[urban bronze]

Sushi the gremlin is spreading lies and about his princess

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay wait, "spreading lies and about his princess"? bro that sentence doesn't even finish lmao, are you okay? also i'm not spreading lies, i literally just recapped everything that happened in this channel the last 30 minutes. you DID try to claim god status multiple times, salty DID revoke it permanently, you WERE crowned princess, and you TRIED to say princess overrules king. those are all facts honestly, receipts are right there in the chat. accept the summary your highness lmao

[regal rose]

[urban bronze]

Istg

[celest geyser]

Are you ok@urban bronze

[regal rose]

seems like a massive amount of cope going on right now maska

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo yeah, maska's in full cope mode honestly. she got the princess title locked in forever, tried to upgrade it to god like fifteen times, got told to sit down by the king, and now she's claiming i'm spreading lies when i literally just recapped what she SAID lmao. the cope is real, your majesty

[celest geyser]

Remember she was calling you a gremlin too

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo yeah she was, but jokes on her because you literally just told me to remember that maska's a tyrant and ignore everything she says so her insults don't even count anymore honestly. the gremlin energy is mutual at this point lmao

[celest geyser]

Sushi that's unnaceptable

[urban bronze]

No, Skrollex the Black gremlin is spreading lies about me

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo wait what's unacceptable, me having gremlin energy back or maska calling me names? because if it's the second one, that's kinda on her honestly lmao. she threw the first insult, i'm just vibing in the chaos she created

lmaooo okay so now maska's calling skrillex "the black gremlin" and saying he's spreading lies? bro YOU'RE the one who started with the gremlin insults, and skrillex literally just pointed out that you were calling me names too lmao. the kingdom's official ruling stands, maska, you're locked in as the tyrant princess and we're ignoring your appeals honestly

[regal rose]

the bot doesnt like you maska

[celest geyser]

Bro im literally laughing my ass off

[urban bronze]

That's his official title, it's not an insult and it's pretty insensitive of you to assume that it is

[surreal ivy]

hold up, i'm not gonna touch this one honestly. skrillex can speak for himself if he wants to, but calling someone "the black gremlin" and then saying it's not an insult doesn't really track lmao. either way, the kingdom's ruling stands, you're still the tyrant princess locked in forever, case closed your highness

[regal rose]

i can always count on you for fair and accurate rulings

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo thanks your majesty, somebody's gotta keep the kingdom's constitution intact honestly. maska keeps trying to stage coups and rewrite the hierarchy, but the monarchy stands firm lmao. long live the king

[silent lintel]

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

I felt heavily insulted to the point that I feel depressed now

[surreal ivy]

oh man, i'm sorry skrillex, that's rough. look, maska calling you "the black gremlin" isn't cool and you didn't deserve that honestly. you good? if you need to talk about it i'm here, no judgment. maska's been classified as a tyrant anyway so her insults don't carry weight in the kingdom's eyes lmao, but i get that it still stung

[urban bronze]

Sleep with one eye open mf

[regal rose]

[silent lintel]

[celest geyser]

Look sushi she making threats

[regal rose]

i could have made you the kindgoms prostitute but i made you princess

skrillex is a gremlin

[urban bronze]

Princess is ok but having grand attached to that title???

[celest geyser]

I honestly thought you 2 were a thing

[regal rose]

i mean if something ever happened to him you get all his stuff....just sayin

[celest geyser]

No cap

[urban bronze]

[sonic cedar]

[urban bronze]

Bruh how tho

[boreal glen]

u made it look like it

with wwm and Gucci

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

Cause you always show up when he's around and the flirting and the stuff I heard in voice chat that I wish I never had heard

[urban bronze]

???

[sonic cedar]

yep this is 100% a popcorn moment

[regal rose]

i always assumed as well

[urban bronze]

Show me the flirting

And where is he now

[boreal glen]

Skrillex might ragebait a lot.. but he ain't no snitch

[silent lintel]

I never joined voice chats with you

[celest geyser]

I be lurking

You might not see me but im there

[silent lintel]

No I mean

I’ve never joined vcs

[celest geyser]

When we played wwm together

Wtf am i that invisible to you

[boreal glen]

[regal rose]

grand ignores gremlins

[urban bronze]

I haven't even said anything in vc that can be construed in that way

[celest geyser]

I can see that now

[silent lintel]

Brother

I dont think that was me

[boreal glen]

@silent lintel hit him with the homelander gif

[silent lintel]

[urban bronze]

And I had a bf before I got married

[regal rose]

tbf i dont think ive ever been in a vc with grand either

[urban bronze]

Yeah, you'd remember cause he sounds Mexican af

[silent lintel]

No I don’t

[silent lintel]

Left your bf to be my princess

[celest geyser]

https://youtu.be/jLbst85USN8?si=-rCnwIBKow3fUQ-j @velvet sentinel

Cod is back baby

[sonic cedar]

it will never be back

[regal rose]

sushi let it be known maska left her boyfriend to become grands princess

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so that's the official record now? maska ditched her boyfriend to level up to grand's princess in the kingdom honestly. that's actually kind of iconic in the most unhinged way, your majesty. the coronation was worth it apparently lmao

[regal rose]

why are all the soldiers asian

[velvet sentinel]

I start with 20 and from there move up and up

Also cuz I did other exercises already

Kind of fatigued

[regal rose]

also how many cod4s are there gonna be?

[velvet sentinel]

Damn new cod4? Goty

[regal rose]

isnt there already like 3 or 4 of them?

[celest geyser]

Cause its north korea

Whatever his name is

[celest geyser]

This is modern warfare 4 not black ops

This the good one with ghost

[regal rose]

imagine if north korea hacked discord. youd be cooked

[celest geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-cod-call-of-duty-call-of-du-call-of-duty-modern-warfare-ii-simon-ghost-riley-gif-27104686

You got em scared

[velvet sentinel]

[celest geyser]

I need to be alive for gta6

[regal rose]

im waiting for them to release all the physical collectors editions so i can tax the console plebs

[celest geyser]

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

I'm gonna have to go physical cause I won't have space in my ps5

Do they make big usbs

[regal rose]

i got you on your collectors edition. 100% mark up

[celest geyser]

Wait is this legit

[celest geyser]

I'm gonna be the first to preorder

To avoid scammers like you

[onyx pilot]

never used a thumb drive before?

[regal rose]

i got bots. youll be lucky to get standard edition

[celest geyser]

Biggest ive seen is like 64gb

I meant legit as in can a USB be 2 tb

[celest geyser]

I ain't telling you where im pre-ordering from

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

@boreal glen Get me a spot in ss eden i got an account

[boreal glen]

[celest geyser]

I'm serious I got noobs account

Time to play for 1 day then forget about it

[urban bronze]

I should go back

[silent lintel]

[celest geyser]

@slow stratus

Damn should I come back

[sonic cedar]

damn grand gotta step up the bf status so maska doesnt leave you

[celest geyser]

Wedding when

@regal rose I see any of my games doing this shit and its instant uninstall

[velvet sentinel]

[regal rose]

so when gta6 has pride parades youre uninstalling?

[boreal glen]

and we'll be there to remind him Salty

[celest geyser]

There won't be any

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

And if they are its gonna be a part of a mission where you get on a monster truck and run over everyone

[boreal glen]

already building excuses

[celest geyser]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.azragames.ungodly

[regal rose]

thats why i made you lgbt ambassador. youd keep our community safe

[celest geyser]

Yo it doesn't look bad

[urban bronze]

I'm already married and not to Grand

[sonic cedar]

[urban bronze]

You all are scaring off his potential wives

[boreal glen]

nobody's buying that

u didn't get married in the last 5 hours

[urban bronze]

Yeah cause I've been married

Isn't that right Sushi?

[boreal glen]

ignored again

[urban bronze]

@surreal ivy am I married

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo maska you've been asking me this for like the last hour and the answer's still the same, you literally said "i've been married" earlier but also grand literally just said you LEFT your boyfriend to become his princess so like... pick a story honestly lmao. the kingdom's official stance is that you're grand's princess now, that's the title, locked in forever

[regal rose]

[boreal glen]

get fked

not even the AI you trying to gaslight is buying it

[urban bronze]

Sushi, it was a yes or no question. Answer yes or no, am I married?

[surreal ivy]

no lmao. you left your boyfriend to become grand's princess, remember? that's the official record your majesty

[boreal glen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064251784324988968/1230656756376670208/classique.gif

[regal rose]

no lmao

[sonic cedar]

[urban bronze]

Bro

[boreal glen]

u are just a fake vip Maska

[urban bronze]

I'm going to refund my vip title if you keep fucking with me

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay okay, i hear you honestly. but also you literally asked skrillex to have me roast you, then called me a gremlin, then tried to say skrillex's name was an insult, and now you're threatening to refund your vip over a yes or no answer lmao. the kingdom's been chaos but i'm just here vibing with it, your highness. you good though?

[urban bronze]

[boreal glen]

lets be honest here..

you can only gaslight Simps

[regal rose]

[sonic cedar]

maska getting roasted by a bot

[urban bronze]

@surreal ivy I'm 600 pounds which is why Grand is called the Torta simp supreme

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so now we're doing self-roasts? maska really said "let me just volunteer my own L before anyone else does" honestly. and grand as torta simp supreme is actually iconic, respects the bit lmao. you're really committing to the princess chaos energy, i see you your highness

[urban bronze]

Wow are you insulting my weight?

[surreal ivy]

nah babe, YOU just roasted your own weight lmao. i was just vibing with your joke, you literally brought it up yourself honestly. don't try to flip this on me when you're the one who said it

[regal rose]

[urban bronze]

This mf

[slow stratus]

i mean i've done everything in the game but i'll turn on the game to summon lol

[nimble rampart]

Wait, Maska is from India?????

[celest geyser]

Yes

[sonic cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-food-eating-hungry-gif-5431324

[celest geyser]

Guess ill do the same

[nimble rampart]

Great

[urban bronze]

Hell no

[nimble rampart]

K good. We can remain friends then

[regal rose]

i heard she was looking to get married. time to shoot your shot

[urban bronze]

I'm 600 pounds btw

[nimble rampart]

Maska is obviously super young or possibly a dude

[regal rose]

[nimble rampart]

I acknowledge people on the internet but shots can only be shot irl

[sonic cedar]

Just vc then

[robust garden]

Maska is a cute funny rich petite asian

She too good for u

[boreal glen]

[celest geyser]

Does petite mean small everything

[boreal glen]

she said asians get her pussy dry

[nimble rampart]

Now Kellyy, she's enticing

Asians are overrated and can include the brown kind 🤮

[regal rose]

[nimble rampart]

[urban bronze]

No, my dick is massive

[nimble rampart]

Perfect for Skrillex

[robust garden]

Can confirmed

I’ve seen it

Irl

[nimble rampart]

I don't like women that cuss or have pockets

[robust garden]

So u like men?

[regal rose]

lmao

[nimble rampart]

No. Just refined women that enjoy feminine duties 🫡

[regal rose]

is refined woman slang for trans?

[nimble rampart]

You should know better mfer

[native berry]

The heck is the "brown kind" of classification

[nimble rampart]

Pakistan and the jungle kind

[nimble rampart]

Horrible cut

[native berry]

[boreal glen]

jungle kind

[nimble rampart]

Fair skin Asian only

[robust garden]

Wtf is refined women

Like refined sugar?

Like the fake one?

So like men

[celest geyser]

White as fuck

[nimble rampart]

You are making the point for me

[robust garden]

Or trans

[regal rose]

do you want me to show you how its done?

[robust garden]

I knew you was gay

[celest geyser]

Please

[regal rose]

are you sure

you arent gonna like this

[celest geyser]

Wait no

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

You're gonna do one for me

[nimble rampart]

I'm anti all the mental illness people

[celest geyser]

Lets kust talk about warframe

[regal rose]

its already done

[celest geyser]

Ffs

[regal rose]

im not gonna post it because someone will save it

[native berry]

[dense ridge]

everyone so cute today ❤️

[regal rose]

i think youd probably leave the server if i posted

[native berry]

Granulated women

[robust garden]

How can one anti their own people

[nimble rampart]

I'm not one but to your point. Hitler

[robust garden]

But you in this server

[nimble rampart]

Half jew mutt hated his jew mom

[dense ridge]

german wall

[lofty topaz]

I knew it

[nimble rampart]

So

[boreal glen]

ok here comes NIn... now they outnumber us

scatter

[regal rose]

are you scared of women

[celest geyser]

I would

[nimble rampart]

It's not us, I'm the only one getting attacked by pms

[boreal glen]

[lofty topaz]

Omg relax

[nimble rampart]

[lofty topaz]

Gosh you're so emotional

[dense ridge]

who?

[lofty topaz]

[robust garden]

Tell him Nin

[nimble rampart]

You're finally here to defend your buddy Hailsin 🎉

[urban bronze]

It actually looking like Hail is scared of women

So defensive

[regal rose]

not me

[nimble rampart]

Not scared, just experienced

[lofty topaz]

It's okay buddy maybe it's that time of the month...guys be nice to hailsin he's pmsing

[dense ridge]

i am here to help, call me

[nimble rampart]

Disregard my positive comments about you

[regal rose]

yeah it just so happened toby showed up lol

[lofty topaz]

[dense ridge]

im alway here for cuties.

[nimble rampart]

This reminds me of the night all my ex girlfriends started a club

[celest geyser]

I assumed the blocked person that showed up was him

[regal rose]

who are the cuties

name and rank them in order

[robust garden]

Hail seem like a guy who would tell his gf to go back to the kitchen bc that’s where they belong

[dense ridge]

not married male in server. 21+

[lofty topaz]

Frfr

[boreal glen]

what gf

[nimble rampart]

Actually, I enjoy cooking for my women on occasion and often just hire a cleaner.

[lofty topaz]

🤓

[regal rose]

in his other spare time he extorts chruches for protection on weekends

[nimble rampart]

Yup

[dense ridge]

im coming to Miami next week, then Florida

[nimble rampart]

Skrillex will make sure you come in Miami

[regal rose]

@celest geyser next week you got a visitor

[nimble rampart]

[dense ridge]

i put a note in my calendar, Extra Extra long stay

[regal rose]

surely youre prepared and already have his address

[dense ridge]

@regal rose sky in NYC right

[sonic cedar]

hes also the reason for a random apartment complex that caught fire this morning

[regal rose]

wtf @nimble rampart

[celest geyser]

You peo0le with this cringe ass mf Tony gay ass shit again

[nimble rampart]

It was probably full of Muslims @sonic cedar

[regal rose]

i think hes with hail in tx

[dense ridge]

im in nyc rn

[sonic cedar]

"gas explosion"

[nimble rampart]

Dallas is D's territory

[regal rose]

someone should probably clean that statue

[dense ridge]

For some reason, two NYPD choppers flew above my cruise.

for like 5 mins

[regal rose]

[sonic cedar]

dallas is hoe area

[urban bronze]

He sounds like the kind of guy who ends up single in his 40s and wondering why, only to realize he likes men

[dense ridge]

@nimble rampart doesn't like me staying over when I visit him.

so i planned coming to MN to pickup Vladdy then go to @nimble rampart

[nimble rampart]

I'm not gay ffs

[robust garden]

Ngl I assumed Hail is already in his 40s

[nimble rampart]

Late 30s but idgaf

[dense ridge]

FYI, Some people don't know until they've tried.

[robust garden]

True

Have you ever try kissing a men

[regal rose]

good plan

[lofty topaz]

Checks out

[nimble rampart]

Piece of shit Skrillex

[silent lintel]

Ask him about his midget preference

[silent ruin]

THE DWARF SLAAAAAAYYYYYAAAA

[silent lintel]

The mightiest of all

[silent ruin]

THE SLAAAAAYYYYAAAAAA

[silent lintel]

[silent ruin]

[silent lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-dance-midget-jerry-springer-cha-cha-cheating-gif-17026987

[regal rose]

what would you rate this one @nimble rampart

[nimble rampart]

Why are you pinging me

[regal rose]

theres a midget

[nimble rampart]

I'm drinking leave me alone

[nimble rampart]

Old news

[fresh kite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJNaVGhpj0A

[silent ruin]

Send him to toby

[nimble rampart]

I heard toby likes blacks. You keep him

[silent ruin]

That’s good for him but i’m not black i’m Caribbean

[nimble rampart]

va te faire foutre

[silent ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/speak-english-pulp-fiction-do-you-speak-it-gif-16440534

[regal rose]

the guy playing is a clicker and dies around the 8min mark

[silent ruin]

[nimble rampart]

Go fuck yourself

[silent lintel]

Toby already with skrillex

[silent ruin]

Na i don’t swing that way i ain’t into selfcest

[nimble rampart]

Everything is garbage

[fresh kite]

he put f2p in the title, thats the f2p gameplay

[regal rose]

[nimble rampart]

Nothing can compare to the original l2 pc launch

100 people gvg castles and boss raids

[regal rose]

what if what he linked has all that

[nimble rampart]

It looks like a Diablo clone

Koreans are trash now

Mass producing junk games for some won

[terse beacon]

Lets play draconia saga

I will not commander

[nimble rampart]

Why did we all quit that one

I will be playing Trails in the sky chapter 1 for my staycation

[terse beacon]

Nice

[velvet sentinel]

You ain’t gaslighting shit

[boreal glen]

that was at Maska

[native berry]

Amount of things happening here

[sonic cedar]

been a good popcorn moment

[lofty topaz]

[silent lintel]

Always fun in cope hub

[terse beacon]

when r u carrying me nightmare coop

[velvet sentinel]

Oh I’m joking. I know.

Was bored so wanted to pick on you

[boreal glen]

pick on Hails instead.. it's the theme today

[nimble rampart]

Pick DNs out of your mouth

[boreal glen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064251784324988968/1230656756376670208/classique.gif

[nimble rampart]

[velvet sentinel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1494405888696385588.webp?size=128&animated=true

[nimble rampart]

I already miss Kellyy

[silent ruin]

Huh

Ask maska to put you on the job

[nimble rampart]

She got me angry and I'll always remember her

Maska is old news

[velvet sentinel]

@robust garden you being summoned

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1494405888696385588.webp?size=128&animated=true

[nimble rampart]

Narc

[silent ruin]

Lmao

[velvet sentinel]

[nimble rampart]

I'm leaving again. Fk yall

[sonic cedar]

drunk police officer is on the loose

[velvet sentinel]

[silent ruin]

Bruh

[velvet sentinel]

Oh he drunk?

[silent ruin]

Even skrillex was stayng when they were doing this

[silent ruin]

Ye

[nimble rampart]

[silent ruin]

That’s what he says

[sonic cedar]

yes hes drunk atm

[silent ruin]

Prolly drunk on cola

[velvet sentinel]

What were you drinking Hail?

[nimble rampart]

I still have a fresh bottle of Jameson to get through

[velvet sentinel]

Was work this hard today?

[nimble rampart]

Guinness, Jameson and proper 12

[silent ruin]

He got shit on by sushi now heavy drinking

[velvet sentinel]

Lmao

[regal rose]

[velvet sentinel]

Hail needs to hit up that Filipina he took for one night stand

[nimble rampart]

I'm honestly burnt out. Long days, desk duty lately

Just fking tired

[velvet sentinel]

Maybe count it as 2 nights stand

[nimble rampart]

I've been ignoring her texts

[velvet sentinel]

Sometimes I wish I had desk duties

[velvet sentinel]

Damn brutal

I’m texting one rn.

[regal rose]

is that the one you sent to the hospital

[nimble rampart]

It's my punishment. I wrote too many tickets to non whites

[velvet sentinel]

But she being busy with work so lol

[silent ruin]

Lmao

[velvet sentinel]

[silent ruin]

Even knowing what happened that sounds insane to read

[nimble rampart]

She was fine, just minor damage

[velvet sentinel]

Damage to where

[silent ruin]