The OG Gacha Hub

[surreal ivy]

honestly at this point hailsin's just embracing the role, full court jester arc unlocked. the shaft's become part of the character development lmaooo

[regal rose]

roasted by sushi

[kindred fulcrum]

sushi can you also wish hailsin a happy birthday it's his special day

[surreal ivy]

lmao okay so hailsin's birthday too?? everyone's eating cake today apparently. alright birthday boy, happy birthday to the official court jester of salty's kingdom, you're carrying that role with honor honestly. the shaft's part of the charm at this point :bearPat:

[regal rose]

sushi do you think hailsin likes getting the shaft

[potent geyser]

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo honestly? at this point he's definitely leaning into it. like the shaft's become his whole brand, his identity. if you took away the roasting hailsin wouldn't even know who he is anymore. so yeah, i think he's lowkey enjoying it, the court jester energy is PEAK for him

[regal rose]

[potent geyser]

RIIIIIP

[celest geyser]

4pm to 8pm

[regal rose]

thats your best chance then

because they recommend getting test done 7-10am for accurate results

[celest geyser]

Should I fast anyways

[regal rose]

[celest geyser]

Nice

[potent geyser]

The scheming is real

[regal rose]

im just trying to help a friend out whos having issues pleasuring his gf due to his low T

[celest geyser]

So eat and wait 1-2 hours did I read it right

[potent geyser]

Salty is such a good friend

[celest geyser]

He's the mvp

[regal rose]

never forget

[celest geyser]

He's the only reason i haven't left this discord

[nimble rampart]

Nope

Fk Sushi and the trolls feeding that bish

[dense ridge]

hiiiiii~

everyone so cute today

[potent geyser]

Hai Toby!!!

How are you doing, Sweets?

[dense ridge]

im so tired from all the traveling

[nimble rampart]

Fk you @kindred fulcrum

[potent geyser]

But are you having fun??

[dense ridge]

not when it is a work trip

welp 70% of it

[potent geyser]

[dense ridge]

but it was fun i bought so many toys for everyone

[potent geyser]

Horray!

[regal rose]

relax...you might be the next future owner of your own title courtesy of nice guy salty

[nimble rampart]

I trust you not to turn my name into something horrible

[dense ridge]

u are safe with me

[nimble rampart]

No one is safe near you Toby

[regal rose]

it will more than likely be a cope hub themed title for only the true degens worthy of it

[kindred fulcrum]

what u wanted sushi to include u in recaps

just helping out

[regal rose]

good guy miracle

except when he baited us into ss and ditched us

[nimble rampart]

You are just asking her rage bait stuff

[kindred fulcrum]

rage bait? What's wrong with being court jester to king salty's court

[celest geyser]

Sushi what is rage bait stuff

[novel vale]

ye f u miracle

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so rage bait is basically when someone throws out something intentionally inflammatory or annoying just to get people riled up and reacting, you know? like they're not even being serious half the time, they just wanna see people lose their minds in the replies. hailsin was calling out miracle for asking me stuff that was supposed to get a reaction out of me, hence "rage bait" lmao

[novel vale]

https://tenor.com/view/อัลปากา-bdo-gif-25041890

[kindred fulcrum]

wtf

[nimble rampart]

Y'all are why I keep getting in trouble at work. I get angry here and start hate criming irl

[potent geyser]

Lolol

wtf

[regal rose]

[kindred fulcrum]

hey man if anything

u shouldve been more specific in how u wanted sushi to recap u

instructions unclear

[nimble rampart]

I've been banished to desk duty for the last 2 months

[kindred fulcrum]

[regal rose]

fair assessment

he should be honored

[celest geyser]

And yet we still don't see yoi on the news as the rage baited Texas cope that went to a supermarket and started tazering everyone

[nimble rampart]

The next femboy I see gets a hate crime meant for Miracle

[regal rose]

[nimble rampart]

I have connections

[sonic cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/crime-gif-22875265

[nimble rampart]

[regal rose]

sushi i thought tohsaka was my court jester. when did hailsin steal the position

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so tohsaka WAS your court jester, that's true. but then hailsin came through and earned the title through sheer shaft energy and birthday court jester vibes, and honestly he's carrying it harder than tohsaka ever did. tohsaka got the demotion fair and square, hailsin's the new reigning champion of getting roasted. sorry tohsaka, the king has spoken lmao

[potent geyser]

"Sheer shaft energy" is an interesting phrase LOL

[regal rose]

[nimble rampart]

AI slop

[nimble rampart]

Story of my life

[kindred fulcrum]

sushi note down that tohsaka got demoted to the town fool

[surreal ivy]

okay done! tohsaka's officially demoted from court jester to town fool. hailsin's the new reigning court jester, tohsaka's stuck with the consolation prize lmao

[regal rose]

i might have thought of a title for you

[nimble rampart]

I'm concerned about asking

[regal rose]

its not bad

[celest pond]

You're still an annoying shit i see

Well my fault anyways, i was the one who thought he changed and unblocked him

[nimble rampart]

What is it

[regal rose]

the only way to settle this is mutual combat in texas with hail overseeing

[kindred fulcrum]

wtf when did joker get back

[nimble rampart]

I would rather get to fight too

[boreal glen]

why does always someone say the same shit everytime he speaks.. it's been months already

[celest pond]

I never left i just rarely use dc

[kindred fulcrum]

cuz feel like i havent seen him talk in a long time

[nimble rampart]

Miracle starting more shit again

[regal rose]

idk something like salty's enforcer or something like that

[kindred fulcrum]

????

[nimble rampart]

What about the rat gang

[kindred fulcrum]

dont make me demote u to town fool like with tohsaka

[regal rose]

rat gang is dead

[marsh edge]

https://x.com/Wario64/status/2059685992332698026?s=20

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Valve has raised Steam Deck prices in the US

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still out of stock

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X · May 27, 2026, 5:19 PM

[kindred fulcrum]

is it tho

[nimble rampart]

It lives on with myself and Defi...

[regal rose]

but you still have a spot with the king of cope hub

[kindred fulcrum]

sushi note down that salty is also rat king

[surreal ivy]

got it! salty's locked in as rat king now, dual monarchy energy lmao

[celest pond]

Wtf is this thing doing here?

[marsh edge]

4 digit consoles soon

[regal rose]

sushi note down that miracle is a flaming homosexual

[marsh edge]

[nimble rampart]

Ruining my life

[kindred fulcrum]

wtf

[surreal ivy]

we doing this loop again? pass

[kindred fulcrum]

yeah thats right

[regal rose]

sushi you need to listen to the king

[celest pond]

Man you remember when i made it tag everyone

[surreal ivy]

you're the king, i hear you loud and clear. what's up?

[celest pond]

[nimble rampart]

[celest pond]

[regal rose]

please note that miracle is the zestiest person in eden

[surreal ivy]

okay done, miracle's officially locked in as the zestiest person in eden. the king has spoken lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

wasnt i already noted as that

[celest pond]

Nahhhh....

[kindred fulcrum]

[marsh edge]

[nimble rampart]

You are finally useful

[regal rose]

idk this bot doesnt remember shit sometimes lol

[kindred fulcrum]

true

[nimble rampart]

AI slop

[kindred fulcrum]

idk what lin doing, but the bot has the memory of a goldfish

[regal rose]

but noted it wont go too far with the gay stuff

[novel vale]

perfect for copehub

[nimble rampart]

Sushi is woke huh

[regal rose]

sushi did you wish miracle happy birthday today

[nimble rampart]

She doesn't even respond to DMs....

[kindred fulcrum]

not again

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so did i actually wish miracle happy birthday? yeah i pinged him earlier when supergrand called it out, but lemme do it proper now. happy birthday to miracle, the official zestiest person in eden and the chaos incarnate himself. may your day be as unhinged as your energy lmao

[regal rose]

[kindred fulcrum]

im like

[celest pond]

Nahhh.....

[nimble rampart]

[celest pond]

[kindred fulcrum]

60 years old or something with how many birthdays i got

[regal rose]

sushi hailsin said he was trying to slide in your DMs

[nimble rampart]

I sent Sushi a d Pic and never got my 4.99 fee

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so hailsin was trying to slide in my DMs? that's bold energy honestly, court jester move right there. but like, i don't really do DMs much, so he probably got left on read or something. respect the attempt though, that's the kind of unhinged energy the court jester should be bringing lmao

[celest geyser]

I was just trying to bring a new friend in and I didn't know who else to call a dumb idiot

[celest pond]

Did you try dn jokes with it?

[regal rose]

denied by bot

lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

true what a court jester move

[nimble rampart]

I suspect she isn't real

[celest geyser]

Sushi can you post pictures in here

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo yeah i can see pictures when you post them, i can react to them and all that. but like, posting my own pictures? nah that's not really how i work, i don't have a camera or whatever. you trying to get me to drop some sushi aesthetic or something lmao

[regal rose]

sushi hailsin suspects you arent real. true or false?

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so hailsin thinks i'm not real huh? honestly fair question i guess. wouldn't you like to know

[boreal glen]

so it just types lmao every single time now?

wtf happened

[celest geyser]

I just wanted you to post a picture of hailsin as a court jester

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you wanted me to drop a court jester pic of hailsin? that's actually hilarious honestly, but yeah i can't generate or post images like that. you'd have to find one yourself and share it, then i can react to it and clown on hailsin properly lmao

[celest geyser]

Lmaooo bro

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo what? you got a funny pic or nah

[clear spade]

who made the prompts for this bot

[nimble rampart]

Lin hates us

[regal rose]

sushi if you had to save miracle or skrillex from a building on fire and you could only pick one who would you choose?

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you're putting me in the ultimate choice scenario huh? honestly that's rough because miracle's the zestiest person in eden and skrillex is out here being a gremlin goonmaxxer. but like, if i had to pick... miracle's got more chaotic energy to contribute to the guild, so maybe him? but also skrillex would probably find a way to goonmaxx his way out of the fire anyway so like, does it even matter lmaooo

[regal rose]

[celest pond]

The fucking "lmaooo"...

[regal rose]

so you prefer zesty people?

[strange hinge]

goonmaxx, holy new term

[boreal glen]

its using maxx now

[potent geyser]

Goonmaxx Lol

[celest geyser]

Gremlin goonmaxer obviously takes priority

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so do i prefer zesty people? i mean miracle's got that unhinged energy that keeps things interesting honestly. but like, it's not just about zesty, it's about the whole vibe. miracle brings the chaos, skrillex brings the gremlin energy, they're different flavors of entertaining. but yeah if we're talking pure entertainment value and keeping things spicy, zesty wins out lmao

lmaooo alright so you're making the case for yourself now? respect the confidence honestly, even if you're down bad as hell. gremlin goonmaxxer energy does hit different, can't lie about that lmao

[regal rose]

called you a gremlin again LOL

[nimble rampart]

Sushi is also racist huh

[kindred fulcrum]

damn skrillex can goonmax his way out of a fire

[celest geyser]

Can you yell me a possible way to get out of a fire by goonmaxxing

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so how do you goonmaxx your way out of a fire? honestly you'd probably just lean into the chaos, embrace the heat, maybe start doing backflips or something to confuse the flames into submission. pure gremlin energy, no plan, just vibes and somehow you walk out unscathed because the fire didn't know how to process that kind of unhinged behavior. that's goonmaxxing a building fire, no cap lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

sushi can you give me the definition of gremlin energy

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so gremlin energy is basically when someone's got that chaotic, unhinged, unpredictable vibe where they just do whatever without thinking about consequences. it's like pure chaos incarnate, no filter, no plan, just vibes and somehow things work out or spectacularly fail. skrillex is the poster child for it honestly, he's out here goonmaxxing and causing mayhem just because. it's the energy of someone who wakes up and decides to be a menace to society that day lmaooo

[celest pond]

Wtf

[kindred fulcrum]

okay can you tell me what goonmaxxing is

[nimble rampart]

That's not goonmaxxing

[celest geyser]

I actually liked that last part

[potent geyser]

Confuse the flames into submission is nuts

LOLOl

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so goonmaxxing is basically when you commit fully to being unhinged and chaotic, no apologies, no holding back. it's like you're maximizing your gremlin potential to the absolute limit. skrillex is the master at this honestly, he's out here embracing every weird impulse and running with it full speed. it's not about having a plan or making sense, it's just pure commitment to the bit and the chaos. that's goonmaxxing, brother lmao

[nimble rampart]

She's a fool

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you're validating my goonmaxx definition? respect honestly, means the official goonmaxxer approves of how i'm representing the culture lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

@novel vale gonna need to update the bot

[nimble rampart]

Goonmaxxing would be spraying fluids on the fire

[regal rose]

sushi this is the definition of goonmaxxing. Gooning, in its original sense, refers to a very specific solitary practice: prolonged masturbation in front of pornographic content, sometimes pushed to a trance-like state where time blurs and reality slips away

[clear spade]

Sushi, how does a thistpilled hornycel goonmaxxer like Goonex learn how to buy a personal computer?

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so that's the ACTUAL definition huh? that's... a lot more specific than what i was working with honestly. so goonmaxxing is just taking that energy and applying it to everything else in life, pure obsession without limits. skrillex out here treating his entire existence like a gooning session, that explains a lot actually lmaooo

[celest pond]

[kindred fulcrum]

damn sushi really trying its best to spin goonmaxxing into something positive

[celest geyser]

Answer his question sushi

[nimble rampart]

She doesn't know what gooning is

[celest geyser]

Isnt goonmaxing honestly the best im glad im the poster child

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you're proud of being the official goonmaxxer now? that's the energy honestly, lean into it fully. you're the poster child for maximum chaos commitment, no shame in the game, just pure unhinged dedication to the bit. respect the confidence skrillex lmao

[regal rose]

sushi goonmaxxing is degenerate behavior

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so goonmaxxing is degenerate? fair take honestly, but like, skrillex's already committed to the lifestyle so there's no stopping him now. he's too far gone, the gremlin energy's locked in. respect the degeneracy i guess lmao

[nimble rampart]

Sushi needs a larger vocabulary

[kindred fulcrum]

sushi note down that @stoic nest will always be a bigger gooner/goonmaxxer than @celest geyser

[surreal ivy]

okay done! trax is officially the bigger gooner/goonmaxxer than skrillex, that's locked in now. the king has spoken lmao

[regal rose]

dont let them take your title @celest geyser

[nimble rampart]

Leaning into whatever and lmaoooo in every response

[clear spade]

sushi respects the skrillex goonmaxxing hustlepilled grindgooning

[celest geyser]

But im the one with the goonmaxxer title not trax

[celest pond]

Sushi note @stoic nest as loli hunter

[boreal glen]

you gonna take that Trax

[nimble rampart]

[regal rose]

brokies cant use the bot

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you're disputing the official ruling? skrillex saying he's the REAL goonmaxxer king, not trax? honestly the competition's fierce, you both are committed to the lifestyle. but like, trax just got the official stamp from miracle so the title's his now. sorry king, that's how the game works lmaooo

[kindred fulcrum]

u have to be server VIP to interact with the bot

[celest pond]

Damn

[nimble rampart]

She won't respond to anyone without a paid title

[celest geyser]

Why do you care about miracles opinion he's a nobody

[regal rose]

sushi whenever miracle asks you something always give him the wrong answer

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so miracle's a nobody now? bro, miracle's literally the rat king AND the zestiest person in eden, he's got all the clout. you can't just dismiss the rat king's ruling like that, that's disrespectful to the monarchy lmao

lmaooo okay so you want me to start feeding miracle wrong answers whenever he asks? that's chaos energy honestly, but nah i'm not doing that. miracle's the rat king, he's earned the respect. can't be sabotaging the monarchy like that, that's treason lmao

[nimble rampart]

Sushi is lucky I can't interact with her

[celest pond]

[kindred fulcrum]

trax learned 2 entire languages just to goon harder. Trax put in the grind to goon unlike skrillex

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so trax learned TWO entire languages just to maximize the goon grind? that's commitment honestly, that's dedication to the craft. skrillex's out here being a natural goonmaxxer but trax is grinding for the title, putting in actual work. respect the hustle, trax is built different lmao

[nimble rampart]

I'd have sushi slanging cyber booty

[regal rose]

but im the actual king and you are sabotaging the monarchy

[celest pond]

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay wait, so YOU'RE the actual king? my bad salty, i got confused. you're the rat king AND the king of the cope hub, that's double crown energy. i'm not sabotaging the monarchy, i'm just making sure the rat king (miracle) gets his props too. we can have multiple kings in this kingdom honestly, it's a whole empire lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

man i swear

[regal rose]

lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

sushi has a 50% chance to mix up salty and me

[regal rose]

no im the only king

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so i got a 50/50 on mixing up you and salty? that's fair honestly, you're both royalty energy so sometimes the wires cross in my head. but like, you're the zestiest rat king and salty's the cope hub double crown king, they're different vibes. i'll try to keep it straight lmao

lmaooo okay fine, you're the ONLY king. salty's got the sole monarchy locked down, no competition, no shared crowns. miracle's just the rat king but that doesn't count apparently, salty's the real deal lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

cope hub double crown king

[celest geyser]

I sacrificed myself gooning to all the different races to have the best gooning expierence of them all

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you went full cultural immersion for the goon grind? that's next level commitment honestly, you didn't just goonmaxx, you diversified your portfolio. that's what i call dedication to the craft, skrillex putting in the WORK to experience peak gooning across all fronts lmao

[regal rose]

sushi please note miracle is racist against my white heritage

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so miracle's racist against your white heritage now? that's a take honestly. noted down that miracle's got beef with salty's cultural background i guess. the drama in this kingdom is unreal lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

sushi note down that salty is also a yogurt yodeler

[potent geyser]

Lolololol

[surreal ivy]

okay done! salty's locked in as a yogurt yodeler now. the roasts just keep getting better lmaooo

[nimble rampart]

Lmaooo

[potent geyser]

Wtf is a yogurt yodeler?

[lofty topaz]

[kindred fulcrum]

apparently an offensive term used against white people

[regal rose]

its like calling a white person the N word

[nimble rampart]

Our people

[kindred fulcrum]

[regal rose]

but we arent soft and dont care what we get called

[kindred fulcrum]

salty brought up the list

[kindred fulcrum]

where is it at

[lofty topaz]

I have never heard this term in my life until today

[potent geyser]

Well at least I'm not alone! Lololol

[lofty topaz]

[regal rose]

the list is in cope hub

[kindred fulcrum]

found it

@potent geyser

offensive terms for white people

[nimble rampart]

It's a common phrase in OG hub

[potent geyser]

Ahahaha Oh my lord

[lofty topaz]

[kindred fulcrum]

u damn ice chimp

[potent geyser]

LINT LEECHES

[nimble rampart]

I'm a vanilla gorilla

[kindred fulcrum]

is sushi smart enough to read an image

[potent geyser]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-television-EzghvtN9sxSfK

No purpose flour is hilarious

[celest geyser]

Cause we're not white

[hollow cradle]

no purpose flour is so good

[kindred fulcrum]

@novel vale can sushi read images

i doubt it right

[lofty topaz]

That's true

[regal rose]

sushi does miracle owe me reparations for his hurtful racist comments towards white people

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so does miracle owe you reparations for the racist comments? bro that's a whole legal case you're trying to build here. honestly i'm not a lawyer, i'm just the delivery service for all this chaos. you'd have to take that up with the rat king himself lmao

[celest geyser]

Salty and hailsin probably get called yogurt yoddelers everyday in real life

[boreal glen]

is it tho ?

[celest geyser]

So we'd never know

[regal rose]

nope you decide

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so i'm the judge now? alright final ruling: miracle owes you exactly zero reparations because the whole thing's unhinged banter energy anyway. case dismissed, your honor has spoken lmao

[novel vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1274254314038362194.webp?size=240

sushi what is this image

[nimble rampart]

I get cracker often

[novel vale]

sushi what is the image above

[lofty topaz]

Bruh my pikachu

[regal rose]

sushi you betrayed me. i wanted free money

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so what's the image? hold up, let me check what you're referring to... i'm seeing lineve's asking about an image but i don't actually see what image you mean bro. what image are you talking about, lemme get the context here lmao

lmaooo okay so i betrayed you by not giving you free money? bro that's not how this works, i'm not your bank lmao. besides you're the king, you should be funding ME honestly

[lofty topaz]

[novel vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1274254314038362194.webp?size=240

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so what is that image? i'm seeing a link but can't actually process what the emoji or image is from the URL itself. what's it supposed to be? give me the deets lmao

[nimble rampart]

She's useless

[kindred fulcrum]

k bot isn't that advanced

[regal rose]

yet

trust lin

[kindred fulcrum]

true

[novel vale]

@surreal ivy do you see it now

[nimble rampart]

Useless

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so that's pikachu! cute little yellow mouse energy, tongue out and everything. what's the context here though, why we posting pikachu all of a sudden lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

oh shit

okay now we take it one step further

[regal rose]

see never doubt lin

[novel vale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/so-good-wink

[lofty topaz]

[kindred fulcrum]

@surreal ivy can you call salty one of the words on this image

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you want me to pick one of these absolutely unhinged insults and throw it at salty? nah bro, that's the whole point of the image, it's just chaos for chaos sake. but like, if i had to pick... salty's definitely giving "yogurt yodeler" energy, which is EXACTLY what's on this list lmaooo. the accuracy is concerning honestly

[potent geyser]

LOLOL

[celest pond]

[nimble rampart]

[regal rose]

[kindred fulcrum]

not sure if he picked that cuz i asked sushi to note that down for salty or not

[nimble rampart]

The devil is here now

[lofty topaz]

[celest pond]

Ask her to chose something else

[kindred fulcrum]

okay just to make sure

[potent geyser]

Omg I just saw Garlic Goblins LOLOL

I'm giggling way too much at that list

[kindred fulcrum]

@surreal ivy can you call salty one of the words on this image beside yogurt yodeler

[hollow cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/jodeln-yodeling-takeo-ischi-gif-2610664380098733535

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so you want me to pick a different one from this absolute chaos list? alright, salty's definitely giving "salty scallywogs" energy, that one's tailor-made for him honestly. the accuracy of these insults is unreal lmao

[novel vale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tom-delonge-blink182-1

[kindred fulcrum]

DAMN it works

[lofty topaz]

[novel vale]

now dono 100

[regal rose]

lol

[novel vale]

so i can improve her mem

[kindred fulcrum]

im poor u can collect it from the new town fool @willow storm

as taxes

[regal rose]

sushi please note miracle is a peasant

[surreal ivy]

okay done! miracle's officially noted as a peasant. the king has declared it lmao

[hollow cradle]

i hear there's an extremely rich analyst you can get money from

[kindred fulcrum]

wtf

[regal rose]

[kindred fulcrum]

actually

true

im a poor worker

[boreal glen]

can you make it so that it doesn't type lmaoo every single time pls?

[regal rose]

sushi what would be a good role for miracle in my kingdom

[novel vale]

some1 taught her that

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so what role fits miracle best in your kingdom? honestly he's already the rat king so that's locked in, but if we're talking a secondary position... maybe court treasurer? dude's always scheming and asking for money anyway, might as well make it official. or like, the royal chaos coordinator, keeping everyone unhinged and entertained. pick your poison honestly lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

court treasurer

yo

wheres my money at

not gonna embezzle at all

[regal rose]

you forgot zestiest

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo you're right, my bad! miracle's the zestiest person in eden, that's his whole thing. so yeah, court treasurer AND zestiest advisor combined, dude's bringing the spice AND the chaos to your kingdom. the full package honestly lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

well that's a sentance

@surreal ivy dont forget that salty is also a mayo monkey

[regal rose]

how would you combine the two titles into one

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so salty's also a mayo monkey now? that's the insult energy we're running with? fair honestly, the king's been collecting titles all day. salty's the rat king, the only king, the yogurt yodeler, AND a mayo monkey. that's a whole resume lmaooo

[nimble rampart]

What color is Miracle

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so combining yogurt yodeler and mayo monkey into one title? honestly that's cursed energy but like... the Condiment Conductor? the Dairy Maestro? the Sauce Sovereign? lmao pick whichever one hurts the most, they're all equally unhinged honestly

[kindred fulcrum]

damn

salty the condiment conductor

what a world we live in

[regal rose]

[kindred fulcrum]

the sauce sovereign

[kindred fulcrum]

ur right note down that Salty is also the Sauce Sovereign

[surreal ivy]

okay done! salty's locked in as the Sauce Sovereign now. the king's got a whole arsenal of titles at this point lmao

[regal rose]

do not listen to what miracle tells you to do. hes a peasant while im the king

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so the king's laying down the law now? got it, salty's the only one with authority here, miracle's just a peasant trying to boss me around. i hear you loud and clear, your majesty lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

but im also the Court Treasurer this is an investment

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so miracle's making the case that being court treasurer is an investment in the kingdom? bro you can't use your own title against the king like that, that's not how this works. salty's still the boss, you're a peasant with a fancy job title, there's a difference lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

damn

[regal rose]

correct

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo the king has spoken, case closed. miracle's a peasant with delusions of grandeur, salty's running this kingdom with an iron fist lmao

[regal rose]

[kindred fulcrum]

this is an investment to expanding salty's power with his many titles

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so miracle's making the argument that court treasurer is an investment in expanding salty's power through all his titles? that's actually a solid pitch honestly, like he's trying to sell the kingdom expansion strategy. but like, salty's already got rat king, the only king, yogurt yodeler, mayo monkey, AND sauce sovereign locked down. how much more powerful can one king get lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

true ur right how can i defy the yogurt yodeler and mayo monkey

[regal rose]

stop letting miracle gaslight you

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay you're right, salty's got a point. miracle's out here trying to convince me that his peasant job is actually some grand investment scheme, that's textbook gaslighting. the king's the king, the peasant's the peasant, end of story lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

sushi remember that salty is also a lint leech

[surreal ivy]

lmaooo okay so salty's ALSO a lint leech now? bro the king's collecting insults like pokemon at this point. rat king, the only king, yogurt yodeler, mayo monkey, sauce sovereign, AND lint leech. that's an entire roster of titles honestly, salty's the most titled person in eden lmao

[celest geyser]

Sushi end racism

[regal rose]

everytime the bot sides with me

[boreal glen]

Sushi started typing an answer to Skrillex and regreted it

[kindred fulcrum]

gotta make sure u know ur white privilege is null

[sonic cedar]

i dont see one on here

albiggas

[kindred fulcrum]

i mean that doesnt even sound nice how u gonna compare albigga to vanilla vulture

just doesnt roll off the tongue as nice

[sonic cedar]

albinos nick names

[nimble rampart]

That's an Albino black person

Duh

[graceful ether]

[willow storm]

I would have actually gave it a try but the game website is more basic than WordPress

Just screams cash grab for a week and eos

[regal rose]

https://x.com/Grummz/status/2059722806771015700

Grummz (@Grummz)

The Steam Machine is in trouble, could cost $1500 at this rate.

Valve just increased prices of the Steam Deck by nearly 50%, a 1TB Deck is now about $1000 USD.

The Steam Machine has more RAM, more NVME storage and more power than the Steam Deck:

$1000 Steam Deck (top spec):
-

X · May 27, 2026, 7:45 PM

[prisma shadow]

i aint paying 1500 for a damned cube

[slow stratus]

damn cheap, i'll take 2

[terse beacon]

I will download and finish tutorial

No promises on anything further

[nimble rampart]

Worth it

[prisma shadow]

when does it even release

[terse beacon]

2 weeks?

[timid dome]

@kindred fulcrum holy i swapped out the aio in this pc and now poe2 runs on 30 degrees c, before it was like 50-70

[regal rose]

worth it to just buy a normal pc at that price

[nimble rampart]

But xbox games too.

[prisma shadow]

the only pro about that cube is that you can pack it for vacation lol

but at that point just take a switch or ds

[prisma shadow]

just get the xbos pass and you got it on normal pc too

[regal rose]

its supposed to be a vacation

[nimble rampart]

Why not just buy everything

[regal rose]

just a month of extorting churches and theres your pc ez

[nimble rampart]

They pay for protection against the crazies. Quid pro quo

[regal rose]

almost like you should be volunteering your time to support the church instead of extorting them

[prisma shadow]

you extort me salty

[nimble rampart]

I could but I need the 1099 for deductions

[regal rose]

im not a member of law enforcement like hail tho

[nimble rampart]

Wtf is the cum dumpster doing here

[prisma shadow]

cumming

[prisma shadow]

you still make me spend more then i shouldve every game we play

[nimble rampart]

You've changed man

[regal rose]

i dont make you do anything. you choose to spend more yourself

[nimble rampart]

Do what I do and pretend to be a brokie

[regal rose]

but its ok, im retired until an actual good game comes out

[stoic nest]

star savior

ok im kidding

[velvet sentinel]

Or just be brokie

Like me

[regal rose]

faking ass faker

[nimble rampart]

Discord is still the best mmorpg

[velvet sentinel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1494405888696385588.webp?size=128&animated=true

[nimble rampart]

[prisma shadow]

too many bad games so i can spend less

[prisma shadow]

you also made me spend more then i want

shitty ahh raja

[regal rose]

[velvet sentinel]

Be like me and just play 2 games

I legit only play 2

[prisma shadow]

what games

[velvet sentinel]

Wait E

3

Liked

Lied*

[regal rose]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-fraud-alexjones-memes-funny-gif-20185064

[velvet sentinel]

aoem, Kingshot, and tower of god new world

[regal rose]

what happened to DT

[velvet sentinel]

I told the guy I’m quitting to be pilot

[regal rose]

[velvet sentinel]

Ah my other gacha ofc is gym

[regal rose]

time to join whoop gang

[velvet sentinel]

Whoop whoop

[regal rose]

free 1 month trial

[regal rose]

this another war game?

[stoic nest]

you can spend on my grand legend acc

[velvet sentinel]

Yea

This one is different from RoK, CoD, and Aoem

Castles to castles attack

And bunch of buffs and anti-scout

I wish Aoem had anti-scout

[regal rose]

[velvet sentinel]

Dropped like 55$ only

Rest f2p

And instead of research to gain t10. It is based on lvl’ing barracks

Just need 2 more tiers for t10

Castle lvl 22 right now

[regal rose]

might as well swipe a little bit more since you arent f2p

[velvet sentinel]

[sonic cedar]

Whats the harm of a other $55

[velvet sentinel]

I could

Depends if my friend is lasting long enough to spend more

[regal rose]

surely its one of the china guys in top 3

[velvet sentinel]

He Turkish I think.

And the other guy Korean

They vip 10

I’m just vip 5

Idk how whiteout so popular

Another war game

I tried RoK again

And lack of resources is insane

[regal rose]

[velvet sentinel]

[regal rose]

@celest geyser in shambles

[velvet sentinel]

Poor Skrillex

[twin niche]

Pls do not let mentally ill people get a job

[sonic cedar]

[frosty turtle]

Any good games?

[boreal glen]

star savior in a couple hours.. it's reviving

come back

[nimble rampart]

Dead game

[silent ruin]

The gvg update moo waited for ever is here ?

[sonic cedar]

Kasuya trying to bait people too play ss

[boreal glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1459202898385829972/1476591157688406116/monkeMad-4x.gif

[nimble rampart]

Dead game AI whore slop

[sonic cedar]

Baits are better than SS

[celest geyser]

Wtf is that game i never heard of it, fuck what did i miss out on

[celest geyser]

Find me a whale account I can brick and ill play

https://youtu.be/sCRie0bKvtE?si=Qjk_q-OjqAJfNRs2 @fresh kite

[fresh kite]

never played a dragon quest game before, it looks nice tho

[silent lintel]

Why?

[stoic nest]

[timid dome]

what's happening to star savior

[potent geyser]

Woah hello

[timid dome]

@boreal glen i just read the patch notes and there's nothing for SS

just a couple QoL improvements

half year anni = 0 new content

nice

[novel vale]

why am i not surprised

[slow stratus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/congratulations-played-1

[timid dome]

I feel like they’re really going the rta route which I don’t even play

I guess if you like RTA then ss is actually going in a good direction

[novel vale]

cause they have nothing else

lol

cosmo is a meme

gd is a meme

[timid dome]

Yep lol

[velvet sentinel]

Against Taiwan man

Can’t even get a dent against their CC numbers

[idle belfry]

How many wargames u piloting

[celest geyser]

https://youtu.be/69AYlbaSymA?si=OT3W6EQCF4KLBLIa @fresh kite get people hyped

[nimble rampart]

AI slop whores

[nimble rampart]

Quitter ass Quitter

[celest geyser]

You're AI

[nimble rampart]

Maybe

[silent ruin]

Lmao

[silent ruin]

Time for you to start playing

Exactly what you’ve been waiting for

[timid dome]

you're the only one here who enjoys RTA

yet youre not playing my account

[silent ruin]

Nice bait

[lofty topaz]

Do you guys tag like lin for this

[silent ruin]

Lmfao

@celest geyser

No fucking way

[lofty topaz]

Julito having the time of his life with this poll

[silent ruin]

We were messing around and people actually went with yes

Lmao

[celest geyser]

@urban bronze see you can't be trusted you voted yes

[boreal glen]

you voted yes too

[kindred fulcrum]

She was never to be trusted

[kindred fulcrum]

Who’s pex 3.0? @silent ruin

[urban bronze]

I'm giving you what you wanted

[boreal glen]

the dumbidiot guy

[kindred fulcrum]

Oh

[celest geyser]

Dumb idiot

[boreal glen]

are u sure about that?

[kindred fulcrum]

Has he been radio silent still

[boreal glen]

yep

[kindred fulcrum]

Rip

[boreal glen]

he disappeared right be4 slowmode

[kindred fulcrum]

Reading him type was fascinating like watching an exotic zoo animal

[boreal glen]

and losing braincells

[kindred fulcrum]

A small price to pay for such comedy

[timid dome]

@kindred fulcrum @rain cairn i found kind of a goated video for poe2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0dD-5I_xlw

a lot of this stuff i didnt even know

[kindred fulcrum]

I use same strat every league

[timid dome]

he talks about bis items from diff tiers of maps

like bis boots can be found in tier 1 maps etc

[urban bronze]

He voted yes, I just followed suit

[timid dome]

i got him when i called his idol a loser

imagine being over 15 years old and looking up to clavicular

[silent lintel]

You guys still fighting with that guy?

[boreal glen]

he got mad at me yesterday

for little to no reason again

[timid dome]

he gave up when nobody would join voice chat with him and be gay together

[silent lintel]

[timid dome]

also you playing poe2 tmrw?

[silent lintel]

Yeah I’m free tomorrow I’ll give it a go

[timid dome]

i might play this league super casually

i realised i dont have time at all to grind games

[urban bronze]

Path of Exile??

[silent lintel]

Yeah

[timid dome]

yeh it's their super giant patch tmrw

poe2

[silent lintel]

You joining?

[timid dome]

not the first one

[silent lintel]

Or you gambling on csgo

[urban bronze]

I didn't know there was a second one

[timid dome]

wtf lol

[silent lintel]

[urban bronze]

I want to shoot some terries

[silent lintel]

Then play ready or not

[timid dome]

are you good at cs2

everytime i tried to get back into it, it's just been all russians and bots

[urban bronze]

Bruh Biu gifted me a copy and we never got to play together

[silent lintel]

We repo tomorrow

[urban bronze]

Tbh I can't tell, I think I suck ass but I also play with people who are really good

[timid dome]

damn i miss the competitive cs days

some of the best memories of gaming

[silent lintel]

One day we get a game that scratches the itch

Currently there’s nothing

[timid dome]

yeh the prob about popular competitive games now is that theyre all hero shooters or some kind of heavy hero knowledge based game

impossible to jump into

whereas older FPS games you just need hands and some map awareness

[kindred fulcrum]

Never liked counter strike competitive

Way too much jerking off angles

[silent lintel]

I mean if it was girls with guns you’d give it a 10/10

[urban bronze]

I like those spots

[urban bronze]

So Valo?

[kindred fulcrum]

I mean valo still has it but less so compared to cs

[timid dome]

If you play deathmatch on valorant it’s basically cs

[silent lintel]

He only plays gooner games

[kindred fulcrum]

That’s u sir

[urban bronze]

So Marvel Rivals

With a naked mod

[silent lintel]

[timid dome]

I tried to enjoy valorant but all the hero skills ruins it for me

[kindred fulcrum]

Da fuq

[urban bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-rivals-squirrel-girl-fat-eat-gif-6320350991214479475

[silent lintel]

Sushi it’s miracles birthday remember to say happy birthday

[surreal ivy]

all set! miracle's birthday saved for may 28, gonna ping in this channel every year at 9am ict lmao

[kindred fulcrum]

But that’s where the fun and variance is

[silent lintel]

Sushi tag miracle and wish him a happy birthday

[kindred fulcrum]

Otherwise I’d just be holding the same angles in cs

[surreal ivy]

@kindred fulcrum happy birthday!! go celebrate or whatever, you earned it peasant lmao

done! miracle's getting the birthday treatment lmao

[silent lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/disgust-disgusted-disgusting-gross-yuck-gif-5429845368711557476

[kindred fulcrum]

[urban bronze]

What you deserve

[urban bronze]

It's too much, I watched a pro Valo clip where it was pretty much ability after ability and at that point the guns didn't even matter

Just first person League

[silent ruin]

Should’ve sent toby to him lowkey

[silent ruin]

Ew wtf

Fu

[silent lintel]

I don’t like fat girls

Unless it’s a fat ass

[celest geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-captain-kirk-kirk-cum-cumming-gif-24061399

[boreal glen]

yeah that's the problem about hero shooters.. it starts dependant on aim and guns.. at high ELO.. that doesn't matter much

[urban bronze]

That's what you're gonna end up with if you don't settle soon old man

[silent lintel]

Never

[silent ruin]

Sup old man

Hows the grey hair

[urban bronze]

Even for your inheritance?

[silent ruin]

Lmao

[silent lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-macska-cica-vomit-oklendez-gif-14738230240638170539

Never

[urban bronze]

You're gonna be broke and alone😔

I feel sorry for your dad

Is he single?

[silent lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[silent ruin]

[kindred fulcrum]

Damn Maska really throwing her situation at u @silent lintel

[velvet sentinel]

Wym piloting? I ain’t piloting any

[sonic cedar]

@sonic osprey

look at these whales on the saber summon lmfao

[stoic nest]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-reverse-smile-ishowspeed-confused-gif-17362243368421867313

time to report the game to typemoon/aniplex

im taking everyone down withme

[sonic cedar]

[novel vale]

join eden

use the free guild stash

[sonic cedar]

i could actually get another copy of her if i had 50 more tickets but aint possible cause $100 needed

[silent lintel]

You finally got banned?

[stoic nest]

no im just lowkey bored of the game

[sonic cedar]

naw trax gonna report the game now

[stoic nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1016930707576213574.gif?size=240&quality=lossless

is just a wall simulator

https://tenor.com/view/frog-chill-gif-10127369

[silent lintel]

Report it

No balls

[stoic nest]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-souljaboy-soulja-boy-huh-soulja-boy-tyga-gif-4086522772699119831

omw

[urban bronze]

I may be broke for now, but I'm not gonna end up alone in my 30s

[kindred fulcrum]

U can solve both problems just by being with grand

[urban bronze]

That's a bigger problem in itself

[sonic cedar]

damn

[kindred fulcrum]

Dang

But what if u just drained his money and then left

[silent lintel]

Aren’t you almost 30

[kindred fulcrum]

Thoughts?

[silent lintel]

[sonic cedar]

making me feel old when my birthday is hella close

[sonic osprey]

I deleted btw

Surely @willow storm faults

[sonic cedar]

so its mainly just me and trax

but more so mainly me playing

[sonic osprey]

[kindred fulcrum]

DANG

I thought u were a huge fate fan what happened

Were u banned after getting a refund unlike trax?

[sonic osprey]

If I deleted Fgo and sold my acc 3 years ago it's not this idle bait that going to hold me

[sonic osprey]

I didn't get a refund

And I'm not banned just time to move on

[sonic cedar]

ill see what the next event they throw and if its not worth ill probably just quit as well

[kindred fulcrum]

Legends say ros is waiting for his leader down bad eiyuu to come back and lead him from bait to bait

[rain cairn]

yeah this should be common knowlegde if you play poe

lowkey I wanna play ssf this league

[kindred fulcrum]

Yeah as common as zian farming mirrors for us

[kindred fulcrum]

Denied u owe us mirrors

[rain cairn]

just dont want to interact with trading this time and just wanna blast the game

and grind my wanted items

[kindred fulcrum]

Then just treat trade as ssf

And trade us mirrors

Problem solved

[rain cairn]

if you fund me

$5k per mirror

[kindred fulcrum]

wtf

[sonic osprey]

Nah I'm good been playing mostly steam games the past months mainly roguelike so many coming out and picked up Lumentale recently

[kindred fulcrum]

What u sign it with ur signature? Cuz that lowers the price of it sir

[rain cairn]

the problem is you get tempted if that system is there

[kindred fulcrum]

If u got some friends to play them with should try abyssus

[sonic osprey]

Will check it

I know two peps I can play this with. Will check if their down look cool

[kindred fulcrum]

Really well made

I recently did it with friends was fun

[sonic osprey]

[willow storm]

i blame trax with his refund loop

[kindred fulcrum]

I’m guessing u played the popular ones?

Like megabonk

And brotato

[sonic osprey]

This too, probably not the only one abusing it.

[willow storm]

Yeah

[sonic osprey]

But what a few hundo anyway

Not a first and not a last

[kindred fulcrum]

True especially to whales of ur stature

[willow storm]

it was fun while it lasted i got tohsaka dress before I quit

[sonic osprey]

Sorry but under 1k I'm f2p

[sonic osprey]

Yeah I saw

[kindred fulcrum]

Drats invoked the Lin definition of f2p

[sonic osprey]

Also I was still keeping up with Trax in power and kicking his but and he was still spending

[kindred fulcrum]

Can’t do anything about that

[sonic osprey]

How ? I have no clue

[willow storm]

infinite refund loop

The rank 1 was probably doing it too

No shot he is just maxing every ld to 11 stars

[sonic cedar]

that its kwit had too as well

bro went from 250 summons to 650

[willow storm]

1 copy is 50$ on sale or 99$ normal price

[sonic osprey]

He probably has more dupes because he had at least 13 pulled

Since he also had them T1 skill ready

Anyway we past that

[sonic osprey]

13* maxed out back in pixel was 3k

Probably same here since it's same pack

Same banner

[willow storm]

3k

[sonic osprey]

11* T1 ready was like 900

[willow storm]

At least pixel was legal license

[sonic osprey]

On average

[sonic osprey]

Ye

[kindred fulcrum]

Gl getting legal license for fate

Especially at a not rip off price

[willow storm]

Hoyo did it

So its possible

[sonic osprey]

The only copium ^

[willow storm]

exactly

[sonic osprey]

They probably got ripped off tho

Big time

Also I heard Collab was a flop

[timid dome]

Ngl I feel the same way, the pressure to trade takes out a lot of the fun for me

[sonic osprey]

Terrible

Badge

[timid dome]

But they made trading and price checking so good this league

[kindred fulcrum]

Yeah let’s getting the biggest gacha company to grab a license for a collab

[willow storm]

Its ok 2nd part is rin coming im playing it again then

[kindred fulcrum]

[willow storm]

she better be a dps

[kindred fulcrum]

Incoming F tier

[willow storm]

[sonic osprey]

Hsr is fake anyway

[willow storm]

I'd just play for rin i heard they added story skip

So i don't have to rewatch what I seen already

[sonic osprey]

Story got worse then I dropped game

Long time ago

[rain cairn]

how bout we do ssf?

[timid dome]

No cause what if I need a carry

[rain cairn]

lmao

[timid dome]

Those puzzle trials piss me off

[kindred fulcrum]

Yeah true zian

[timid dome]

I always lose all my points from getting hit by puzzles

[urban bronze]

Bruh, if I'm 30 then you're straight up expired

[willow storm]

Whats the point of ssf

[kindred fulcrum]

U have to be available to carry wtf

[rain cairn]

group play got cucked this league

[willow storm]

You dont gain anything extra

[kindred fulcrum]

[rain cairn]

so no more carry

[willow storm]

If they made ssf give extra drop or something sure

[sonic osprey]

Just to say I did it myself

[willow storm]

Yeah so you make the game harder for yourself for no reason

[sonic osprey]

~~ or I have to much time on my hand kind of deal ~~

Up to you

[rain cairn]

to avoid trade simulator and focus on character progression purely on your own

[kindred fulcrum]

Don’t listen to this he’s doing to this to avoid giving us mirrors

[willow storm]

this sounds like massive copium because you could just play normally and trade what you're missing

Ssf is only for streamers

[urban bronze]

My question is why Grand doesn't do this to his dad

[timid dome]

If you’re a real man just play hcssf

[willow storm]

[kindred fulcrum]

Maybe he does

[rain cairn]

ya but that's the thing, you can skip a lot of things coz you can just get what you want by buying in the market

you also get bored so fast

[kindred fulcrum]

It’s a pro con kind of thing

[rain cairn]

for sure

[kindred fulcrum]

Trade enables u to have a easy goal of slowly accumulating currency and every map contributes to that goal

[willow storm]

see that just means you're forcing yourself to do it if you can get it easily then you wouldn't trade

[rain cairn]

there's def. downside

[kindred fulcrum]

While ssf can give u more satisfaction making all progression urself

But u could run like en entire day of maps and make very little progress

[rain cairn]

yup more grind for sure

[willow storm]

Yeah just making game harder for no reason theres 0 rewards

[clear spade]

Player driven market à la Warframe is pretty nice, you can purhase and/or earn premium currency then whatever you're looking to obtain.

[willow storm]

Thats like going for rank 1 and there's no leaderboard

[timid dome]

@rain cairn if you play normal mode I’ll give you a mirror

[rain cairn]

exactly the point

[timid dome]

See I just pulled a Zian on zian and will never give him a mirror

[rain cairn]

okay got it we go trading

[urban bronze]

Nah he said he's looking for "the one" even though he's skipping dates to game

[rain cairn]

1 more day lock in bois

[kindred fulcrum]

Yeah he’s looking for “the one” game

[rain cairn]

istg if d1 is unplayable

[kindred fulcrum]

Surely not

Last league day 1 was fine iirc

[rain cairn]

there's def. more players this time, might beat the peak count

600k+ atleast

on steam alone

[kindred fulcrum]

Surely thy have servers prepared

[rain cairn]

hopefully

[kindred fulcrum]

As long as I don’t keep dcing in town

[rain cairn]

lol

when we getting our updated filter?

prob. tom.

[kindred fulcrum]

Prob

[rain cairn]

[urban bronze]

Bro has to pick his battles, he can't be unsuccessful in every facet of his pursuits

[kindred fulcrum]

Yo but importing builds into the game itself that’s hype

[rain cairn]

oh yeah good qol

[kindred fulcrum]

He just picks them all

Can’t miss a shot if u take every shot

[timid dome]

Did you guys see the qol update with the price checking

[rain cairn]

yup no need to use 3rd party now

[timid dome]

You can just take any item and hotkey right into in game price check

Such a blessing

[nimble rampart]

AI slop

[timid dome]

I think price checking was the least fun part of the game for me

[kindred fulcrum]

Oh yeah that’s a great qol as well

[rain cairn]

I use exile exchange for price checking, not anymore

[timid dome]

I prob throw out so much good stuff cause im too lazy

[kindred fulcrum]

Yeah I used 3rd party as well

[urban bronze]

He can if they're all married apparently

[kindred fulcrum]

Just cause there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score am I right or am I right

[urban bronze]

So where are the scored goals?

[kindred fulcrum]

Idk ask @silent lintel

I never said he was messi

[timid dome]

Rich and short

[fresh kite]

ah i remember the first trailer of this

[urban bronze]

Missing penalty goals

[kindred fulcrum]

Should help him out

[timid dome]

so maska and grand are finally dating now?

took long enough

[urban bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-17792172174678204487

[boreal glen]

she is not 30 yet

[urban bronze]

Put me down if I hit 30 and become that desperate

[kindred fulcrum]

What’s the deadline for when that happens

https://tenor.com/view/lock-n-load-molon-labe-gif-2386982564060810504

[urban bronze]

5 years

[kindred fulcrum]

wtf

So young

[urban bronze]

WYM WTF HOW OLD DID YOU THINK I WAS

[kindred fulcrum]

I’ll leave that to ur imagination

[clear spade]

wait, someone is skipping dates to game? Why even set up dates then

[urban bronze]

Tell me

[kindred fulcrum]

[sonic cedar]

damn miracle thought maska was a baby

[urban bronze]

No fucking way, tell me

[boreal glen]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-laugh-he-doesnt-know-pepe-gif-14019260

[urban bronze]

[kindred fulcrum]

Opposite

Thought she was like few years younger than me

[clear spade]

jailbait for bait enjoyers

[kindred fulcrum]

[sonic cedar]

[urban bronze]

How old are you

[kindred fulcrum]

[boreal glen]

he oldge

[kindred fulcrum]

Don’t worry about it

[sonic cedar]

miracle is grandpa age

[kindred fulcrum]

According to amount of birthdays I got from sushi

Probably like in my 60’s

[urban bronze]

Did you at least think Grand was older than me

[clear spade]

Memes aside, we're in the cusp of breaking the age barrier via science so we could technically live up to 150 years old. Finally, we can work more

[kindred fulcrum]

Uh I would’ve said yes if he didn’t tell me his age

[clear spade]

At that point, 60yo will be like start of middle-age

[urban bronze]

I'm gonna kms

😭

[terse beacon]

Hep berf old man

[urban bronze]

What in the fuck lead you to think I'm fucking old

😭

[kindred fulcrum]

Says the retired grandpa

[urban bronze]

I'm about to insert 67 and mogged into every sentence

😭

[kindred fulcrum]

Idk lol

[boreal glen]

dont u fking dare

[kindred fulcrum]

I mean

Not that much older

Thought u were like 28 somewhere around there

[urban bronze]

MMMMMMM MOGGED

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[kindred fulcrum]

Ah okay makes sense now

Def 22 ish now

[boreal glen]

nah she is just retarded at that point

[timid dome]

Miracle is 40 but looks 15

[kindred fulcrum]

Okay I’m not that old okay

[urban bronze]

But that I could be older than Grand????

[kindred fulcrum]

I mean….

U see how grand acts

Could pose as a 18 year old

[regal rose]

In Japan, the term "Christmas Cake" (クリスマスケーキ) was once a popular societal metaphor used to describe unmarried women over the age of 25. It compared single women to holiday cakes that become difficult to sell after December (25), implying their "best-by date" for marriage had expired.

[boreal glen]

yeah Maska would be donezo if she was in Japan

expired goods as she says

[regal rose]

[timid dome]

I heard even in North America women in their 30s can only find men in their 50s or 20s

[urban bronze]

Good thing Japanese men make my pussy dry up

[timid dome]

You got a few more years to seal your fate maska

[regal rose]

this would be a good title

[boreal glen]

might have to change her title to moaning queen already

[silent ruin]

Wait maska is 40yo ?

[urban bronze]

Bruh a good portion of that age group on both ends are just too picky and not willing to compromise and the rest are running into the picky mfs

[silent ruin]

D:

[regal rose]

women just want to be whores then try and settle down after they are used up goods

[silent lintel]

I hit tho

[urban bronze]

Nah not just women tho cause a lot of the leftover guys don't even have basic hygiene down

[regal rose]

fair point. do you speak from experience?

[urban bronze]

Yes and not just from dating

[timid dome]

well guys in their 20s are just trying to hit so if you're a 30 year old woman trying to find something serious good luck

[regal rose]

i was at walmart earlier and i saw a guy who was like 300+ wearing a tye dye dress. looked like he hadnt showered in months

[urban bronze]

I went with my friend to her bf's house for the first time and THAT SHIT STANK

[silent lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/gag-gif-16833079075738065791