The OG Gacha Hub

[celest geyser]

Tf how do you not know monster hunter wilds

[regal rose]

nobody talking to you

[sonic cedar]

only took 300hrs+ in game time

[gaunt condor]

Lightbulb just hit I just remembered

[celest geyser]

See pc issues, that's all I needed to know thank you for your time

[gaunt condor]

What I do

[nimble rampart]

This mfer

[sonic cedar]

it took until literally the 1st major expansion for me to get hit with pc issues while people with better pcs had it right away

[celest geyser]

Do you guys ever wake up and be like, "why do i even talk to skrillex about pcs its a waste of my time fuck him and his ps5"

[sonic cedar]

pretty sure i could try it again since they did do a few updates but meh ill just wait till i get a better pc thats more future proof for the time being

[gaunt condor]

I bought a gaming pc just to play siege and vns

[boreal glen]

who asked

[sonic cedar]

nope i record everything and send it to ice when we talk

[gaunt condor]

Pc elitists still exist

[sonic cedar]

[gaunt condor]

?

[nimble rampart]

[celest geyser]

Sucks that im your brother now, American at heart

[boreal glen]

traitor.

[celest geyser]

Um random af but ok

[silent lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/demonik1-gif-22152804

[nimble rampart]

Just a guy wearing a BK crown

[celest geyser]

Let's go?

[silent lintel]

Yes

[nimble rampart]

Yup

[gaunt condor]

Close enough

[celest geyser]

Plane anxiety is real

[gaunt condor]

Especially when you see a individual of a certain skin color

[nimble rampart]

Plane was taking too long, so he yelled Let's Goo!!

[silent ruin]

??????

[gaunt condor]

[celest geyser]

Thats what I thought, he looks angry

[nimble rampart]

Yeah. I also hate waiting

[silent ruin]

LMFAO

How did he found this place

[boreal glen]

Hails brought him

[silent lintel]

Fr

[nimble rampart]

You let him out of Uma

[silent lintel]

Salty hates Uma players

[gaunt condor]

I got pic perms revoked so I started lurking

[silent lintel]

Weirdest mfrs out there

[nimble rampart]

This is the OG Gacha Hub.

[hot musk]

kk

i been checking every hour

[celest geyser]

What about the wherewindmeeters

[gaunt condor]

Nah blue archive is worse

[silent ruin]

That’s not me

[gaunt condor]

We’re a close 2nd tho

[nimble rampart]

They are ok

[boreal glen]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-halpert-face-yeah-ok-then-sure-gif-14215039757555920220

[gaunt condor]

BA player detected

[nimble rampart]

If you just make me a mod, this wouldn't happen

[silent ruin]

You should’ve applied when they were recruting

Even trax got accepted

[gaunt condor]

wait you’re a mod? @silent ruin

[silent ruin]

[celest geyser]

The fact he uses a huge ahh sticker as an emoji

[sonic osprey]

What game ?

[sonic cedar]

welp time to watch silver palace beta

[gaunt condor]

If you give me pic perms back in Uma channel I’ll never touch this place again

[sonic cedar]

[gaunt condor]

Unless it gets taken away

[silent lintel]

Both pedos so the same

[silent ruin]

Ask your uma lead not me

[silent lintel]

I bet you play Roblox too with little kids

[silent ruin]

Or the uma section lead

[boreal glen]

dragonball bait Salty been playing

[gaunt condor]

Worse actually I still get scared of horror games

[sonic osprey]

What the name.

[gaunt condor]

You can’t do underhand modding

[sonic osprey]

Can't be worse than dragon traveler surely

[gaunt condor]

Surely Eve won’t care

[sonic cedar]

ios or android?

[silent ruin]

Keep coping

[sonic osprey]

Android

[silent ruin]

Hope is bad but cope is good

[gaunt condor]

If there is cope there is hope

[sonic cedar]

ultimate dragon impact

[sonic osprey]

Thanks

[sonic cedar]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.andudi.zdq&hl=en_US

[gaunt condor]

What the db oc is that

[nimble rampart]

3.0 playstore

[celest geyser]

Wanna go play a fake digimon game with me instead

[gaunt condor]

Anyone here still play xenoverse

[sonic osprey]

There none sadly

😄

[celest geyser]

@velvet sentinel

[terse beacon]

Chipotle?

[sonic cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/bobble-head-nik-nikocado-avocado-nikocado-avocado-shake-head-nikocado-avocado-shaking-head-gif-16589473926424642492

[nimble rampart]

[celest geyser]

Yeah

But I can't find where to put the promo code but still was craving so a bowl ended up being $33

Fucking economy

[sonic cedar]

and thats why chipotle is a complete waste

[kindred fulcrum]

rich man's food

too poor 4 that

[edgy cloak]

Damn in the year 2026?

[hot musk]

yea they did updates

u can get hints now

[velvet sentinel]

I’m an Apple andy

[velvet sentinel]

Nice

[sonic cedar]

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/stellar-soul-warriors/id6751557948

[velvet sentinel]

I will check it out the dbz one whenever s88 comes out

[sonic cedar]

i got you

[boreal glen]

wtf thats the same game ?

[velvet sentinel]

Thank you

Also @hot musk I didn’t see you post about why DT was disappointing for you. Was it because codes were ass and you actually don’t really get much multis?

[edgy cloak]

Slay later then

[hot musk]

its in the thread

basically rigged rates

youtubers also confirmed it volkin or smth

[kindred fulcrum]

I mean

Was any game good that had rebate beta?

[regal rose]

blue protocol 🧢

[sonic cedar]

dead protocol

[regal rose]

bp was actually the worst rebate of all time

[sonic cedar]

cant even get the server list on the dbz bait

[regal rose]

not up

[velvet sentinel]

Ah gotcha

[velvet sentinel]

Yeah just checked it too

Maybe in 2 hrs and some minutes?

[regal rose]

maybe 2h30m

[split cloak]

Content soon?

[velvet sentinel]

Yeah

[sonic osprey]

Vladdy ping me when 88 is up thanks pookie

[regal rose]

cant wait to see whalemoya in action

[sonic osprey]

Whalemoya is dead and retired

He only play BG

~~ before it used to be minecraft~~

[regal rose]

and chinese 99% off baits

[sonic cedar]

i mean there was a 99% off naruto bait but graphics and such are really meh

[regal rose]

[sonic cedar]

so what like 3 hrs?

[sonic osprey]

Wait 16:05 utc 0 ?

There no server until tomorrow

bruh

[split cloak]

its zomboid now actually

[sonic osprey]

Ping me when you stream it I wanna see some quality content

[sonic cedar]

you would like vein then when the devs can start adding more content

[split cloak]

yeah i tried it, it needs a lot of work

letting it cook

[sonic cedar]

ya might be a bit cause its like a 4 man team

[split cloak]

2 man I was told

[sonic osprey]

Sound like peak you should join us

[regal rose]

is this the one you played recently?

[split cloak]

ya

[sonic osprey]

99%off top-up

Isn't that game also very old

[split cloak]

its fun

[sonic osprey]

Is it ?

[split cloak]

they are private servers with lots of activity

[sonic osprey]

Oh

Send link

[split cloak]

https://www.x7game.com/top

waiting on this

[regal rose]

fuck it we play naruto?

[sonic osprey]

Huh ?

Didn't that game died

[celest geyser]

Re release

[split cloak]

it did

[sonic osprey]

oh lol

[split cloak]

private server

[celest geyser]

Wait when's illusion connect coming out again

[regal rose]

clearly says revived

[sonic osprey]

[regal rose]

@celest geyser

[sonic osprey]

it's jover

90% off too

He downbad now

[regal rose]

can i get an our time translation @split cloak

[sonic osprey]

Only 1000 pulls

[split cloak]

it changes to ur time if you login

[sonic osprey]

smh we used to whale way more than that

[regal rose]

holy scuffed db

[sonic osprey]

I feel like I played this before

[sonic cedar]

i played a few of those naruto ones on that website

if i remember one had like over 80 gift codes

[celest geyser]

Downloading

[sonic cedar]

[velvet sentinel]

Ima take a nap before serve up

[sonic cedar]

tempted to buy hytale

[celest geyser]

I've been playing it, its fun

[sonic cedar]

its pc only pleb

[celest geyser]

I gave in to temptation, trying that dozen bait

[velvet sentinel]

Mans really has the abgs game

[celest geyser]

https://youtu.be/OBDJgW-TJKc?si=DmRwIPAo0CtTS2lU

Looks better than the anime

[boreal glen]

what anime

those are cartoons

[nimble rampart]

You like Japanese cartoons?

[boreal glen]

no

[sonic cedar]

heard people are already disliking the new season cause bao or whoever is a black lady

[nimble rampart]

"Go woke, go fk yourself" Hailsin 2026

[sonic cedar]

typical southern cop

[nimble rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-right-cordell-walker-walker-texas-ranger-correct-yes-gif-13344748958398534632

[velvet sentinel]

[sonic cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/the-south-the-south-shall-raise-again-rise-again-south-the-simpsons-gif-12233039

hail on a daily basis

[nimble rampart]

I don't own a fancy hat yet

[sonic cedar]

you deserved to be smack for saying that

its the south its all about them boots

https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-boots-wrangler-rancheros-botas-picudas-gif-13725948185459348557

[nimble rampart]

Too far south

[sonic cedar]

[nimble rampart]

That guy's cholo skits are funny

[surreal geode]

@willow storm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1w09_nsbpE

touhou x mcdonald before gta6

[sonic osprey]

Dang now I want some nuggies

[boreal glen]

probably not with black pepper tho

[sonic osprey]

Why not

[nimble rampart]

Racism

Kas only eats white pepper

[regal rose]

[nimble rampart]

I want part 6 before I get arthritis

[boreal glen]

that doesn't give them too much time

[nimble rampart]

Mfer

[rain sentinel]

Did u try the degen game yet

[native berry]

Still an op set..

[boreal glen]

that's just a highroll

[native berry]

Yea true. Tbh, i wouldnt really play freljord on this patch. Lol

[regal rose]

?

[native berry]

Probably dragon traveller

[regal rose]

oh....then no @rain sentinel

[rain sentinel]

Good

It runs like sht

And is sht

[boreal glen]

his reason is beta rebate

[rain sentinel]

Ah

Skill issue then

[boreal glen]

true

[regal rose]

thats why everyone already quit

[rain sentinel]

Bc the rebate?

[regal rose]

no because the game is shit

[rain sentinel]

Oh

[rain sentinel]

What u gonna play now then

[regal rose]

ultimate dragon impact

[native berry]

the heck is ultimate dragon impact..

[regal rose]

the ultimate version of dragons impact

[sonic cedar]

A dragon that has ultimate impact

[native berry]

ahhh. dbz. title now makes sense. lol

[regal rose]

few of us waiting for new server to drop

[native berry]

makes sense. might just try it on a new server. since no game to play right now

[regal rose]

if im sleeping when server comes up one of you make the guild @hot musk @sonic cedar @velvet sentinel

[sudden hound]

I just woke up

[sonic cedar]

Idk when mew server launchs ill probably be asleep as well

[nimble rampart]

Ayakashi is far better

[regal rose]

dead game

[sonic osprey]

I think it's in about 14hrs from now

If salty SS is correct since it was saying 16:05 UTC 0

[regal rose]

a server didnt open yesterday though

or today i should say

[sonic osprey]

[regal rose]

my server is day 2

[sonic cedar]

So like 6am

Ya ill be dead asleep

[nimble rampart]

Only on discord, I have no members offline over 10 hrs

[regal rose]

surely we get one by tomorrow

[sonic osprey]

Surely because I can't keep coping with that goontrash

[regal rose]

i just noticed this on the home screen

[sonic osprey]

The OG goon

Bulma our beloved

[regal rose]

even goku gooning

[graceful ether]

@sonic cedar @nimble rampart I just got charged $75 for gas usage for 12 days and I haven't even moved in yet wtf.

[sonic cedar]

ya they probably installed a new meter on your house aka have some1 come check it cause its either leaking or they are over charging

[graceful ether]

the new service fee i didn't include thats another 65

[sonic cedar]

its happened to alot of people even my family and we dont ever use gas

[regal rose]

left minnesota to get scammed in texas

[graceful ether]

legit Noone in house everything turned off

[sonic cedar]

ya id go have a talk or so with them cause it shouldnt be that expensive

[velvet sentinel]

Wait the server still not up?

[regal rose]

you saved 13 cents tho

[graceful ether]

can't wait for my electric and water bill

ima be paying $500+

[nimble rampart]

Wtf, I do see a 65 charge..defi is right check for leaks

I don't fk with gas though. Electric is cheaper

My electricity bill is $35 for my house

[fresh kite]

just saw hytale came out today, anyone been playing that?

[graceful ether]

yeah but charged $38 for gas use but I didn't even use it

[celest geyser]

@rain sentinel

Who needs snipers right

[nimble rampart]

Leakage

[celest geyser]

And another one lmaoo

[sonic cedar]

i would but broke atm and dont wanna spend $20 for it

[graceful ether]

my brother said its probably the furnace

[fresh kite]

damn i might try it out tmr, watching some vids on it right now

i'll buy it for ya if its fun

[nimble rampart]

Highly possible. You need to find a way to check

[sonic cedar]

its just a updated minecraft basically

[nimble rampart]

Which platform

[fresh kite]

indeed, looks pretty fun tho

i think its only pc right now

[nimble rampart]

Nvm. I hate Minecraft

[fresh kite]

https://hytale.com/

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/hytale

pretty sure everyone been steaming it all day

[sonic cedar]

people are saying its way better than minecraft but they dont realize minecraft came out like 15 yrs ago lol

cant really compare the 2 with that much space

[velvet sentinel]

Minecraft ain’t really my thing

[slow stratus]

what's this? new game?

[sonic cedar]

dbz bait we are gonna play waiting on new server

looks like it aint dropping for another like 10 hrs could be wrong

[slow stratus]

sounds good to me

looks like ai art plus stolen assets from other games but i'm down

[sonic osprey]

Wait it's out

[fresh kite]

yup early access, they've been posting alot of videos. doesnt look bad at all

[slow stratus]

i'm watching asmon play it right now

looks like it's just minecraft

[sonic osprey]

Cooler minecraft

[fresh kite]

to be fair, minecraft shouldve been continuously updated all these years. but microsoft only adds 1 mob every year lmao

[sonic osprey]

Minecraft getting carried by mods

anyway

Just like this one going to be carried by modes

[fresh kite]

main difference is this one has the mods built in basically

[sonic osprey]

True i saw the post on X few days ago

Also combat look way better

[sonic cedar]

true minecraft could of done alot of shit to make the base game 100x better

[fresh kite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAmnC-ZEaAM the main selling point years ago was that its very community driven

so expect alot of pvp servers and maps being made for the game

[sonic osprey]

Hello that ww is clean

[fresh kite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aavNidH3wnc

reminds me of forge world/custom games from halo

but minecraft this time lol

[sonic osprey]

Yeah it's looking decent ngl look asmon now

[celest geyser]

But you know what's better pvp

Battlefield 6

[sonic osprey]

No ty

[celest geyser]

Are you all starting dbz bait or is it dead already

Made me download for nothing

[sonic osprey]

We waiting for new server

blame salty

[celest geyser]

Back to sniping with rpgs then

[regal rose]

nobody stopping you guys from rolling on my current server and being a day behind

[sonic osprey]

[celest geyser]

Lmao this game has the same sound effects from dokkan

[regal rose]

finally being put to good use

[slow stratus]

it just randomly uses video from the fighting game for some characters

[regal rose]

borrowing from everyone

[celest geyser]

Wait what

I got lied to

Prices are normal

[sonic osprey]

It's not a 7x game or whatever

So yeah pricing is normal

[regal rose]

nobody said it was 99% off

[celest geyser]

Well im out then

I just assumed since everyone was talking about 99% off

[sonic cedar]

back to the gooner games for you

[graceful ether]

someone buy my home

I'd rather spend $500 a month on gacha

not utilities

[lofty topaz]

Pour one out to the old skrillex

Oh, whaling irl good for you

[celest geyser]

Yeah id need a game that motivates me to spend but they all suck

[velvet sentinel]

[lilac flax]

Yo what u saying about my girlfriend? Ye I hope she’s alive otherwise who the heck is sitting across from me in the Cheesecake Factory right now

[celest geyser]

That kinda came out of nowhere lol im so confused

Check for a pulse just in case

And ask her if she's not AI

Cause look

[lofty topaz]

It's not a 1st date

[lilac flax]

I think ur right she’s AI

[lilac flax]

Wait did I fuck up bro? I’m on a first date with her right now at cheesecake factory

Number 1 on the list means best pic right?

[celest geyser]

Damn bro

Sorry for your loss

This date is going on her diary

[lilac flax]

Is this wrong @lofty topaz do u like my choice of venue for first date?

[lofty topaz]

Dear Diary

...

[celest geyser]

Uh oh that's a lot of typing

[lilac flax]

She’s literally typing up a storm in front of me bro

I think u cooked this first date @celest geyser what kinda wingman are u here

[boreal glen]

u fked up

[lofty topaz]

||This guy name skrillex said he's broke and doesn't whale anymore super interesting..pour one out to the homie, until next time diary||

[lilac flax]

U gonna take responsibility @celest geyser if she wants out after this???

[lofty topaz]

He better

[lilac flax]

[celest geyser]

[lilac flax]

Here u go bro

We are pouring one out for u

[lofty topaz]

[celest geyser]

Sure ive got friends we can go on double date to applebees

[boreal glen]

are u not gonna eat ur veggies?

[lofty topaz]

I've never been

Can't wait

[lilac flax]

Can we do McDonald’s I think Applebees might be out of ur budget now

[lofty topaz]

[lilac flax]

I don’t want u to whale here

[celest geyser]

Damn why you posting this in my single era

https://tenor.com/view/sad-probpem-frustasi-brokenhearted-coffee-gif-9178915679395298962

[lofty topaz]

Oh

Last I remember he had a gf

[lilac flax]

@celest geyser I’ve done number 21 with her in my movie theater room except I had no movie. U know a Netflix and chill - Netflix

[celest geyser]

I wish but they've raised the mcchiken price from 2.49 to 3.19 its insane

[lofty topaz]

Yeah I am but 1st I had to reply to old skrillex here

[celest geyser]

I need something more budget friendly

[lofty topaz]

[lilac flax]

@lofty topaz what did u think of that date

[celest geyser]

Cryllex

[lofty topaz]

[lilac flax]

Damn

[celest geyser]

The one month im single and he has to come here and remind me how single I am

[lilac flax]

Yo she’s glaring at me

Like a small dog

I’m scared

Oh fuck she’s gonna attack

It’s joever for me

[celest geyser]

Now im depressed, u gonna take responsibility? @lilac flax

[lofty topaz]

[lilac flax]

@exotic torrent u can help him

[celest geyser]

Also eww I see onions on that plate

[celest geyser]

Hit him for me too plis

In spanish

[lofty topaz]

Oh god we've done sooo many of these dates

[lilac flax]

Wait #28 on the list

[celest geyser]

Have you done 25, highly recommended

[boreal glen]

where was ur actual first date tho

[lofty topaz]

Oh don't worry deserved violence happens often

[lilac flax]

We literally did this

[lilac flax]

My house?

[lofty topaz]

Lmaoooo

[boreal glen]

n7

[celest geyser]

Damn mega you've gotten hairy

[lilac flax]

https://tenor.com/view/breno-bruhzil-brener-monkey-brenooo-gif-22109223

Did u forget how ssj4 looks?

[boreal glen]

no eyebrows

[lilac flax]

https://tenor.com/view/lr-agl-super-saiyan-3-goku-gt-golden-giant-ape-ultimate-saiyan-power-roae-the-tail-returns-super-dragon-fist-kamehameha-gif-657139505536854382

[celest geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/daima-super-saiyan-4-son-goku-dragon-ball-daima-dragon-ball-magic-gif-15335480750278996073

[lofty topaz]

You mean all eyebrows

[celest geyser]

Like this

[boreal glen]

wait.. was it ssj3 with no eyebrows?

[lofty topaz]

Why are you sending gifs of yourself

[celest geyser]

Yo what's the secret to finding a gamer gf

I've tried so hard and got so far

But in the end it does matter

[lofty topaz]

[celest geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-into-my-wax-appoinment-hairy-sassy-entrance-entering-gif-16643135

No this is actually me

When i applied for that modeling gig

[lilac flax]

We did this in the evening too

https://tenor.com/view/is-this-your-card-shin-lim-americas-got-talent-show-the-card-tattooed-on-chest-gif-20912263

[celest geyser]

Whos that

[boreal glen]

yo Shin Lim

[celest geyser]

Oh Shim lim

[sonic cedar]

You mean the asian chris angel

[celest geyser]

Oh so I was kinda right

@lofty topaz where's the next date you gonna reject

They went quiet probably running after not paying the bill

Well ill be back later im gonna go find a gf

https://tenor.com/view/dod-day-of-defeat-depression-gif-10453305755782191961

[lofty topaz]

Uhhh a trip to Japan

[lilac flax]

Save me money I’m broke now

Me & @celest geyser the same

[lofty topaz]

Yeah I make the money and support Mega

[lilac flax]

I’m a trophy boyfriend

[lofty topaz]

[celest geyser]

Need money for rent and food

[lilac flax]

I’m unemployed

[boreal glen]

🧢

[lilac flax]

I told her friends I’m unemployed too

They seemed kinda concerned

[lofty topaz]

funemployed

[celest geyser]

You have a sister or something

[lilac flax]

[lofty topaz]

Nope

Just brothers

[celest geyser]

Damn

[lofty topaz]

[celest geyser]

I wanted to be part of megas family

[boreal glen]

that works for Skrillex

[lofty topaz]

[celest geyser]

Is my name Toby or something

[exotic torrent]

?

What now

I can’t even help myself

[lofty topaz]

[celest geyser]

See its over for me

[lilac flax]

I got u bro

[celest geyser]

No one can help me

[lilac flax]

Damn @celest geyser wingmaning me here

[exotic torrent]

Just find a truck-kun and jsekai into your favourite genre

[lilac flax]

She asked me who changed his name to cryllex

[lofty topaz]

[lilac flax]

I got a free kiss off that name change @celest geyser

[lilac flax]

[boreal glen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064251784324988968/1230656756376670208/classique.gif

[lofty topaz]

Good wingman

He saved the date

[exotic torrent]

[celest geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/blushing-smile-kid-happy-awww-gif-16695849

[lilac flax]

Ok bro & @boreal glen Help wingman me from here

How do I keep the vibes going

Do I tell her to check out my dog

[celest geyser]

You're welcome I charge by the minute, cash app, Zelle venmo or paypal?

[lilac flax]

At my house?

[exotic torrent]

[boreal glen]

surely u already used that tactic

[celest geyser]

Yes get them dogs out

[lilac flax]

That’s how I met her / dated her anyway

[strange hinge]

[lilac flax]

She reacted to my dog photos in my #bait channel

[celest geyser]

@lofty topaz give him 2 kisses if you think his dog is cute

[lilac flax]

[lilac flax]

She gave me 3 what does that mean

Do I make a Reddit post

“Is she into me”

@devout harness where the vid

[celest geyser]

3 kisses is close but shes not into you yet

Gotta try harder

Can we rename server to eden of couples

And just kick the single people

[boreal glen]

do you wanna leave the discord again ?

[celest geyser]

Yes

[lilac flax]

Have a cute dog, take her to watch a movie then when she says what movie we watching u tell her u don’t have any movie prepped

[lofty topaz]

Bye Skrillex it was nice knowing you

[celest geyser]

[lofty topaz]

[lilac flax]

Here u go bro here is how I met my gamer girlfriend who team kills me in every game, even when there’s no FF she finds a way

[celest geyser]

Actually here's a hint, you say you wont believe what movie we are watching, take a guess, then when she guesses you say omg yes we are so connected thats exactly what I was thinking of and then you watch it like it or not

Same with restaurants

[lofty topaz]

[lilac flax]

Ye bro I watched thr same ticktock clip as u

U get in the car then say guess where we are going

Then u just drive there

[boreal glen]

200 IQ strats

[celest geyser]

Damn I thought i was the only one that watches tiktoks

[boreal glen]

@lofty topaz time to get creative

[lilac flax]

I took her shopping once

I wanted to see her in a leather jacket

[lofty topaz]

[lilac flax]

Somehow we ended up walking away with $60k+ of clothing

No idea how that happened

Since I’m jobless

Her friends big concern

They ask me in private if I really don’t have job

@lofty topaz gonna hard carry me while I be a bum trophy husband

[celest geyser]

I'm glad we all here know you're jobless

[lofty topaz]

Yessss Im the hard carry

[celest geyser]

Send her friends my way I'll clarify their doubts

[lofty topaz]

[lilac flax]

U sure they are all gamers they gonna roast u too

[celest geyser]

Why would they roast me, im a console gamer too

We can talk non stop about battlefield 6 and brown dust 2

[lofty topaz]

Console?? PC where

[lilac flax]

I don’t think the Super Nintendo counts for much these days sadly @celest geyser

[devout harness]

https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw?si=7Mfymyh8OZGt7oE4

[lilac flax]

Yes thanks bro

[celest geyser]

Have you seen them prices

[lilac flax]

Daily I use this to check how my dates going with @lofty topaz

Especially the last part

[devout harness]

you cant be sure if 3 kisses is close cuz that could just be part of her culture and she could be just trying to be nice

[lilac flax]

2-3h later I check

[lilac flax]

Right right I should make a Reddit post

And ask their feedback right

[lofty topaz]

Yes, mega got me a brand new pc the other day easy for someone jobless to get easy for you to get

[celest geyser]

[lilac flax]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

U can do anything with a little plastic

[celest geyser]

Probably doesn't even turn on

[celest geyser]

I recycle but its not enough

[lofty topaz]

Yep, yep good video

[devout harness]

go edc

[exotic torrent]

[celest geyser]

Wait no way another edc enjoyer

[exotic torrent]

EDC lit

[lilac flax]

Damn bro that’s like my movie room pick up line

[devout harness]

i’m thinking of going havent confirmed yet

[celest geyser]

9mg and another one

[exotic torrent]

Ultra better tho

[lofty topaz]

How did you know??

[devout harness]

theres a girl that wants me to go 💀

[celest geyser]

Wtf where have all the edm people been hiding

[devout harness]

i told her go ultra since she lives in FL but she doesnt wna

[lilac flax]

Yo ur back in the game bro?

[exotic torrent]

I went to a rave depressed for nye

[lilac flax]

Lets gooo

[exotic torrent]

[lofty topaz]

[celest geyser]

Pc from from a jobless guy bound to not turn on

[lilac flax]

Wat the

[devout harness]

i just went to hijinxed

tried molly

holy peak

[lilac flax]

HUH

[celest geyser]

Omggggg

I go to ultra every year

[exotic torrent]

[devout harness]

i peaked when knock2 x iso played

right when the beat dropped

[lofty topaz]

Hey know it was the thought that counts

[exotic torrent]

Jason a new man

[lilac flax]

Jesus bro

[lofty topaz]

[lilac flax]

Rich kid privilege

[exotic torrent]

I did it and felt nothing

[lilac flax]

I’m too broke to afford

[lilac flax]

Uhhh

[exotic torrent]

[devout harness]

you got shit molly

[lilac flax]

U depressed or something bro @exotic torrent

[devout harness]

i was also k holing tho

so holy shit

[lofty topaz]

[devout harness]

it was a movie

[exotic torrent]

[exotic torrent]

Maybe it was just a tic tac

[lilac flax]

Damn bro

[lofty topaz]

[lilac flax]

I have some tic tacs daily

[languid wraith]

damn og gacha alive

[lilac flax]

Ye it’s alive

[devout harness]

anyone play maple

[lilac flax]

We talking about a good gacha game here

[lofty topaz]

Ye alive

[celest geyser]

You guys plug too?

[lofty topaz]

Yeah like brown dust 2

[boreal glen]

it's the monthly Mega's visit

[devout harness]

@languid wraith was it you

look my roll

lol

[languid wraith]

?

[lofty topaz]

Okayyyy bye friends

[languid wraith]

bai

[devout harness]

wait it was meticulous

[languid wraith]

lmao

[celest geyser]

Drive mega to his house he doesn't have a car

[lilac flax]

I got Aggro guys

I gotta go

Later

U know how these latinas get

[languid wraith]

i was farming stuff on warframe, then hops here to see people being alive

aka mega being in gacha

[celest geyser]

Oh I know

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-loco-gif-15444692

[nimble rampart]

I've never seen Mega in OG

[celest geyser]

You're welcome

[nimble rampart]

Thank you Diplo

[celest geyser]

He found out somehow im single and decided to show off his relationship

[nimble rampart]

Lmao

Or DBZ talk summoned him

[sonic cedar]

idk he flexed more than that by saying 60k worth of clothes

[nimble rampart]

I have 3 dress shirts

[celest geyser]

Thats nothing

[nimble rampart]

And 2 pairs of work boots

[sonic cedar]

whats dress shirts

[nimble rampart]

BUT I have 20 pairs of boxers

[languid wraith]

LMAO

[boreal glen]

are they drunk

[nimble rampart]

Wtf

[celest geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-24177057

[nimble rampart]

Like omgs guys

[sonic cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-day-fun-day-im-happy-jumping-delighted-gif-14678769

[celest geyser]

Shove it in my face my singleness

[nimble rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/totally-eye-roll-nod-yep-agree-gif-13164988340965383868

[celest geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-cat-nub-silly-cat-depression-depressed-gif-5883714320658611738

[boreal glen]

[sonic cedar]

what happened to your gf skrillex

[nimble rampart]

I'm single too Diplo

[celest geyser]

It was time to change, but I was taking a break

[boreal glen]

rip Mega 1950-2026

[sonic cedar]

[celest geyser]

Youre getting the chancla at home

[nimble rampart]

Nah, he sounds 16ish

[sonic cedar]

hey atleast we know what mega sounds like hail

mr im always to busy to talk

[nimble rampart]

I've indeed spoken words in the past

But I heard diplo jorking it so I stopped

[celest geyser]

@lofty topaz teach him Spanish

[celest geyser]

Wtf

[nimble rampart]

Yup

[celest geyser]

You wished

[boreal glen]

she does sound latina af

[celest geyser]

I mean she is

[nimble rampart]

Yup

[celest geyser]

If i remember correctly she's mexican

I think

[nimble rampart]

Nintendo is Mexican or at least Hispanic

[celest geyser]

Bro see why I love latinas and can only date latinas

They have the best voice and accent

Except the Spain ones

[boreal glen]

you know the spanish ones are not latinas right?

[nimble rampart]

I prefer white women but mainly encounter Latinas here

[celest geyser]

Smol brain dont make my life harder than it is

[nimble rampart]

Fking south Texas

[celest geyser]

Imagine go cry myself to sleep now

Tomorrow ill be on the hunt

[nimble rampart]

Watching some misfit of demon king academy before sleep

[celest geyser]

Watching who fist a demon

[nimble rampart]

I miss my ex wife...

An angry 5' tall Mexican

[celest geyser]

Find a Colombian one

[nimble rampart]

Those are expensive

[celest geyser]

But not one like Sofia vergara, theres better

[nimble rampart]

I'm saving for retirement

[celest geyser]

dont cops retire earlier

[nimble rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/beach-volleyball-volleyball-gif-5808356

Brazilian though

[celest geyser]

I've dated 2 and meh

[nimble rampart]

I started a little late because of the military first

It's from Hailsin's secret server

[lofty topaz]

Okay driving

[celest geyser]

Teslas should be on that date rejection list tbh

[lofty topaz]

It's my tesla

[nimble rampart]

[celest geyser]

Ok change it to a mustang mach e at least

[nimble rampart]

I like tesla, pick me up instead

[languid wraith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp03MCodrOw

[celest geyser]

Imagine being rich enough like nin to be able to afford dates on a Tuesday night

[nimble rampart]

[celest geyser]

Tldr version plis

[nimble rampart]

Dood is rapping the information

[lofty topaz]

Okay guys he wants me to go to his place should I go???

[nimble rampart]

No, he should meet you in a public place

[boreal glen]

he probably locked the doors on the tesla anyways

[celest geyser]

Idk, is his mom ok with you going to their house

[potent geyser]

[lofty topaz]

Mom likes me

I think it's okay

[celest geyser]

Ok then go for it

[lofty topaz]

Okay thanks guys

[nimble rampart]

Good luck Nin

[celest geyser]

Idk what time zone you are but you have 1 hour before midnight

Then its time to go home

[lofty topaz]

It's 8pm

[lilac flax]

I was driving

[lofty topaz]

[potent geyser]

They've got plenty of time

[celest geyser]

Oh nice

[lilac flax]

I just heard Nin start laughing so hard she snorted

[bold nova]

Lol

[lofty topaz]

[celest geyser]

She was laughing at me

Kinda rude

[lilac flax]

Anyone who said no I’m server banning

[potent geyser]

Ahahaha

[lofty topaz]

[bold nova]

Omg

[celest geyser]

No

[nimble rampart]

Bye Diplo

[bold nova]

Skrillex playing with fire

[nimble rampart]

We love you

[bold nova]

[celest geyser]

[lofty topaz]

Don't worry I am

[celest geyser]

The Adrenaline

[nimble rampart]

Oh Nin is going to see Mega??

[bold nova]

...

[celest geyser]

What are you guys gonna be playing Mario party or Mario kart

[nimble rampart]

I'm lost

[sonic cedar]

go to bed old man

[potent geyser]

Lol they are dating

[nimble rampart]

Get off my lawn

[celest geyser]

Yeah she lives 2 states away and she's driving to go see him rn

[potent geyser]

It's ok that you're lost, Hailsin

[bold nova]

Starpie i think hailsin developing alzhimers

[sonic cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-punch-fall-gif-6123351815897983160

[nimble rampart]

Oh shit. Cool!!

[celest geyser]

Ahhh I knew it

Thats Mexican accent

[boreal glen]

I'm spanish.. so the accent stands out

[nimble rampart]

I don't ever see either one chat, how tf would I know stuff

[bold nova]

A cops instinct

[celest geyser]

I'll translate the last part for mega that she said in spanish, mega is such a great guy I think im into him

[sonic cedar]

the attitude in "short"

[nimble rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-frog-gif-27124187

[sonic cedar]

hail getting vietnam flash backs

[celest geyser]

[bold nova]

He's how old now

[nimble rampart]

I never went to Vietnam I was murdering Terrorists

[bold nova]

Terrierist

[sonic cedar]

idk hes getting to them very questionable cop ages now

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-here-go-now-get-out-police-gif-13129280134825272040

[bold nova]

Im not even sure if he is now or just playing dress up

[lofty topaz]

Okay guys I'm here he wants to show mw his Nintendo Switch 2

[nimble rampart]

Play with DNs

[lilac flax]

It’s in my bedroom

[celest geyser]

[sonic cedar]

i mean it is the south easy to pretend to be a cop

[lofty topaz]

Huh

[celest geyser]

Blink if youre in danger

[unkempt scroll]

why this sound like veibae

[lofty topaz]

[nimble rampart]

[bold nova]

Blink if your ok with this type of danger

[potent geyser]

[sonic cedar]

shes fine if she can skip and troll people at the same time shes got it

[celest geyser]

Starpiiiiiii, mega changed my name to cryllex cause I cry too much

[potent geyser]

Awww

[bold nova]

Thought it was because you said no

[boreal glen]

she can't do anything about it.. remember?

[potent geyser]

I can give you head pats

[celest geyser]

Ah that's right I was hoping she could ban mega

[sonic cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/uwu-gif-10892930391485888472

[velvet sentinel]

[sonic cedar]

starpie atm ^

[velvet sentinel]

What did I walk into first thing I saw hahaha

[celest geyser]

The roast of skrillex

[sonic cedar]

summary nintendo and mega are messing with cryllex cause hes single

[velvet sentinel]

Got it. Thank you.

[sonic cedar]

back to watching parks and recreation

[potent geyser]

Good show

[celest geyser]

I need to call pex to come defend me

[sonic cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-nick-offerman-gif-17524362339414012319

[celest geyser]

Is that what they call "it" now

[celest geyser]

Anyways ima go back to playing games alone

[boreal glen]

later lextin

[velvet sentinel]

[celest geyser]

@lilac flax @lofty topaz congrats on your wedding, best wishes for both you guys actually make a cute gamer couple

https://tenor.com/view/sad-frog-sad-frog-washing-machine-depression-gif-8952314123133629439

[celest geyser]

Lextin22*

[velvet sentinel]

Poor Cryllex, it is ok. I’m here with you.

[boreal glen]

now he is playing with fire

[celest geyser]

Add me on ps5

[celest geyser]

I need a shoulder

[bold nova]

@velvet sentinel what's up bro

[celest geyser]

Actually

@velvet sentinel

Glad i got booty calls when im feeling lonely

[boreal glen]

is that ur grandma

[celest geyser]

Rejected

Back to depression

[celest geyser]

Of all the people in the world you had to say grandma wtf

[boreal glen]

https://tenor.com/view/check-the-pins-kowalski-penguin-gif-20219688

[velvet sentinel]

Just chillin and about to sleep. You?

[celest geyser]

Damn have to add mcdonalds to the list

[boreal glen]

isnt it like 5am for u

[celest geyser]

No he's like 3 hours behind me

But his sleep schedule is so fucked

[boreal glen]

its applebee's pretty much

[celest geyser]

He stays up until 6am playing valorant

[celest geyser]

They closed the one near to me

[velvet sentinel]

10pm

[celest geyser]

Thats how bad it was

[bold nova]

Same about to sleep got a wicked headache rn

[velvet sentinel]

Gotta wake up in 8 hrs

[velvet sentinel]

Awwww

[celest geyser]

Well guys it was a fun night full of laughs we all go sleep now

See you guys tomorrow

[boreal glen]

gn

[bold nova]

Gn guys

[split cloak]

Bro I think shes into you... Follow her home

[lofty topaz]

[celest geyser]

Idk bro she's kinda rejecting me even more now

But maybe ill follow

Also proof she's not my grandma @boreal glen

She goes to college

[boreal glen]

who is Saad

[celest geyser]

A friend of us her ex bf

[boreal glen]

huge red flag

[lofty topaz]

I think you should follow her as well she's just playing hard to get

[celest geyser]

Yeah she already mentioning her ex to me lmao

Latinas am I right

[boreal glen]

summoning Mega

[lofty topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/yo-soy-toxica-diana-estrada-mala-leche-loca-destrampada-gif-17188844

anyway time to play games see yaaaa

[potent geyser]

Oh I really like her makeup

[boreal glen]

sure, games

[celest geyser]

Bruh

[lofty topaz]

right it's super cute

[potent geyser]

So cute!

[celest geyser]

Poor mega

[dense ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1172581029068935249.png?size=160&name=ramosHmmByTyrion

[celest geyser]

Let him know he can count on me for latina advice

[boreal glen]

[celest geyser]

Guys lets do something fun, next text you guys decide

What do i type next

Am I this bored lmao

[dense ridge]

Toby so cute?

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1264739090608427099.png?size=160&name=ramosYouCalled

[boreal glen]

https://tenor.com/view/quiet-mjc-gif-19450926

[potent geyser]

Toby the cutest!

[dense ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/874857913607421992.png?size=160&name=PleaseStopDomex

thanks starpie

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/636003947881955338.webp?size=48&name=ramosAWW

[potent geyser]

[dense ridge]

you too! the cutest

[potent geyser]

[celest geyser]

Ayo wtf that escalated

[potent geyser]

Lololol

[slow stratus]

@celest geyser https://i.imgur.com/lthKjLS.png

[boreal glen]

she still not offering tho

[celest geyser]

I saw something about it being on galaxy store only

[celest geyser]

I'll get there just wait

[sonic cedar]

skrillex going back to a ex

[celest geyser]

But you guys will never know

[sonic cedar]

[celest geyser]

No she's just a friend lol

[boreal glen]

friend's ex

[dense ridge]

@sonic cedar let go meet skrillex and help him

[celest geyser]

An ex I think wouldve said yes lets go have

Dinner

[dense ridge]

u can have dinner w me

[slow stratus]

https://www.twitch.tv/itsuki_4gamer someone is streaming it right now

[celest geyser]

Damn 30 sec ads on twitch

[slow stratus]

they should of streamed on kick smh

[celest geyser]

Oh but no english?

[slow stratus]

the person might just have it on jp cuz he is jp

[boreal glen]

they do live in the future

[celest geyser]

Guys

Help me find the perfect girlfriend honestly

[slow stratus]

the lmao spam

it's jover

[celest geyser]

Ikr

Anyways

[boreal glen]

she didnt buy that shit

[celest geyser]

Where can I download

Taimanin

[slow stratus]

no idea, it's not out until tomorrow, this guy just got extra early access to show off the game to everyone